User:Iron Maiden

                                   == IRON MAIDEN ==

Iron Maiden is a new user on Super Mario Wiki, and she likes to correct ttypos and expand articles. Iron Maiden is also an avid Super Smash Bros. Brawl player (she believes it's the best fighting game of all time), her 'mains' being 75% of the entire roster! As much as Iron Maiden loves that dashing swordsman Ike, she started to think that he's cheap. But, since people play as Ike so often, she got lots of practice in, and started to develop new techniques to overcome his awesomeness.

Another game that Iron Maiden loves is Mario Kart Wii. She likes using only the heaviest, speediest, baddest vehicles around. Namely the Flame Flyer (Wario Bike on occasion) and Flame Runner, along with her favorite characters Rosalina and Funky Kong. She would love to be using Dry Bowser, but he is quite difficult to unlock.

Why she chose the username 'Iron Maiden', is unknown. Perhaps the attack in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (Iron Maiden), or the medieval torture device sharing the same name? Or maybe even the band Iron Maiden? What about the arena name she chose in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? Perhaps a little bit of all of them.

• My Brawl friend code is 0731-4852-8278, and my name is Lizzy. Be sure to tell me your FC! And my Mario Kart FC is...I dunno. I'll check later.

~I have something to say about the Furry Fandom... Let's pretend there is a wall, it will represent the Furry Fandom. A white, boring, wall. Now someone has thrown this repulsive, dark, and vile liquid substance on the said wall which stands for those FREAKS that dare call themselves a 'furry'. People notice the the liquid, and are disgusted and horrified. Naturally, the uninteresting white part is overlooked, and the terror that is the said liquid gets atttention. Attention that sadly mars the Fandom in the eyes of the people. A minority, the 'bad furs' (perverse minds) are a small percentage in the Fandom. 'Clean Furs' (NORMAL anthropormorfic fans), the majority, who try to avoid those rotten. . .members.

This is quite comparable to the Anime Fandom. Some people are incredible freaks there, too. I am in these Fandoms, and keep myself as far, far, far, away as possible from the freakish people. Just like many other people have to do all the time. Thank you for reading my metaphor, I hope you understand...~