User:Pikax

The Ultimate Showdown - Mario Kart Style

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game This user is pretty damn good when it comes to gaming.

File:Controller example.png This user's life revolves around video games ... almost.

This user listens to video game music and loves this image.

File:Dot.pngFile:Dot.png This user used to play retro games, then he moved house and left his SNES behind.

game dev This user is going to be a professional computer game designer one day. Mark my words!

prog This user is good at using Game Maker but sucks at C++.

File:Wii small.jpg This user prefers Nintendo's Wii over all the other consoles.

File:N64 small.jpg This user still plays the Nintendo 64.

PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a Playstation 2.

File:DS logo small.gif This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the Playstation Portable and pities the fool who doesn't.

File:Brain small.png This user's Brain Age is 30, although it was once 21.

Halo This user despises the Halo series because his friend talks about it constantly.

File:Mario Head Small.PNG This user plays the Super Mario series and loves it.

MK This user plays the Mario Kart series and loves it.

MK This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Airship Fortress (Mario Kart DS).

File:Pokéball small.jpg This user plays the Pokémon series.

File:Pokéball small.jpg This user's Pokémon Diamond team is Infernape, Staraptor, Steelix, Raichu, Swampert and Torterra.

File:Coin-mario-yoshi.gif This user loves animated GIFs.

It's a plus 70 % of all people are not good at mathematics. If you are part of the other 40 %, place this on your user page.

This user thinks that this is the best image ever, bar none!

Ol' Luigi was driving around
Mario Circuit like a big playground
When Suddenly Bowser shot with a yell
And hit Luigi with a big blue shell.
Luigi got p*ssed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be knocked off the track
And then pulled back on by a lakitu,
Then Donkey Kong came out of the blue
And he started beating up the koopa king
With fake pickups among other things
But as soon as he made it up into first place,
Peach and Toad threw bananas in his face
And got a lot of green shells while going out flat:
Blew DK away with a rat-a-tat tat.
Peach had a lead, so it said on the map
As she crossed the line to start the next lap.

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.
Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).
This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

A blooper covered Donkey Kong in grime
And he hit a banana at a very bad time,
Then Mario came whizzing round the track
With a king shroom boost pushing him from the back
And Yoshi was skidding and trying to get steady
But Bowser had finished lap 2 already
When suddenly something caught his wheel and he slipped.
Toad shot by but his kart then flipped
Then he saw a red shell coming up from behind
And he searched for a star, which he just couldn't find,
But he swerved to the right and the red shell missed
And it hit Luigi who got real p*ssed.
On the very next lap, he pulled away
But Bowser shoved him out of the way.
They fought for first in this race from Hell
'Til they both got hit by another blue shell.

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.
Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).
This is the ultimate showdown.

Koopas sang out harmoniously.
Down from above came princess Daisy,
Who delivered a shell, which went like a dart
Into the back of Luigi's kart,
Which flipped up in the air without any grace
As Donkey Kong came back up to first place.
But Daisy didn't want the big ape to win,
So she threw a banana and it made him spin.

Then Shyguy the Red and Shyguy the White
And a big dry bones who could give a fright
And a flying koopa troopa and a hammer brother,
Wario and a goomba and another,
Hooktail, Petey, Mr. L and Boshi,
Count Bleck, Captain Syrup, Birdo and Waluigi,
Bowser Junior, a couple of chain chomps,
Wart, a shroob, Toadsworth and five thwomps
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Daisy in her royal ass.
It was the craziest race that the world ever saw
With the audience looking on in total awe.
The race raged on for an hour or three
And was won in the end by Waluigi,
But as soon as he lifted the winner's cup,
Birdo sprayed him with a load of ketchup!

This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.
Fast cars, bob-ombs and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one can come first (I wonder who it will be).
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown),
This is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown),
This is the ultimate showdown - the Mario Kart Grand Prix.

There will soon be a video to go with that!

Which neglected Mario character am I?

I laughed incredibly hard when taking this test.

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