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<noinclude><div class="shroom"></noinclude><div class="right"><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2>{{fakelink|Fake News Team|Soon, you will be our victim! MUAHAHAHA!!!}} | <noinclude><div class="shroom"></noinclude><div class="right"><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2>{{fakelink|Fake News Team|Soon, you will be our victim! MUAHAHAHA!!!}} | ||
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===<font color="OliveDrab">{{fakelink|WTF?!|Yeah! What he said!}}</font | ===<font color="OliveDrab">{{fakelink|WTF?!|Yeah! What he said!}}</font>=== | ||
[[Image:Shineget.png|right|frame|Ooooh...shiny!]] | [[Image:Shineget.png|right|frame|Ooooh...shiny!]] | ||
Due to {{fakelink|complications|COMP-LI-CAY-SHUNS! Is that too complicated for you to pronounce?}} with the Fake News, Director, {{fakelink|3Dejong|He pwns.}} handed over his position to {{fakelink|Stooben Rooben|THIS FREAK!? OH, COME ON!!}}. Also, due to the lateness in the month, only {{fakelink|a few users|The rest are slackers...}} were able to send in their sections. Please {{fakelink|forgive the Fake News|Maming us will get you nowhere.}} for a partial issue. | Due to {{fakelink|complications|COMP-LI-CAY-SHUNS! Is that too complicated for you to pronounce?}} with the Fake News, Director, {{fakelink|3Dejong|He pwns.}} handed over his position to {{fakelink|Stooben Rooben|THIS FREAK!? OH, COME ON!!}}. Also, due to the lateness in the month, only {{fakelink|a few users|The rest are slackers...}} were able to send in their sections. Please {{fakelink|forgive the Fake News|Maming us will get you nowhere.}} for a partial issue. | ||
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===<font color="Navy">Interview</font | ===<font color="Navy">Interview</font>=== | ||
[[Image:Sugarthingy.png|right|frame|Forget the interview! Check out this cool thing!]] | [[Image:Sugarthingy.png|right|frame|Forget the interview! Check out this cool thing!]] | ||
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Xpike: well at least i got to speak with someone, See Ya Next Month. | Xpike: well at least i got to speak with someone, See Ya Next Month. | ||
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==={{fakelink|Fake TV|Then why try to watch it?}}=== | ==={{fakelink|Fake TV|Then why try to watch it?}}=== | ||
====<font color="turquoise>Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door</font | ====<font color="turquoise">Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door</font>==== | ||
A brand new TV series, {{fakelink|Paper Wario|Paper-thin and he STILL weighs 300 pounds!}}: The Million-Year Door, will be debuting on the MTM channel this May. In similar fashion to the Paper Mario series, the story will start with [[User:Wario Bros.|Wario Bros.]], and he gains the help of many other users along the way to defeat a currently unknown enemy that bore a striking resemblance to {{fakelink|Waluigi|A.K.A. The Toothpick in Overalls}}. The only partner of Wario Bros.’ that has been {{fakelink|revealed|Zip up your fly!}} so far is [[User:WarioLoaf|WarioLoaf]], who was interviewed on {{fakelink|FOXY|Which you are not.}} last Wednesday. Due to {{fakelink|violent content|Punching, biting, and Wario Wafting...}}, however, several {{fakelink|Secret Service|Shhh! We were never here.}} agents asked us to keep the interview under wraps until {{fakelink|WarioLoaf|Wario...LOAF?!}} is thrown in prison. Luckily however, the entire show has already been filmed, so you’ll still get to see it!! That’s all the info we have on this {{fakelink|off-the-wall|...and onto the floor...}} show, but tune in next time to find out more!! | A brand new TV series, {{fakelink|Paper Wario|Paper-thin and he STILL weighs 300 pounds!}}: The Million-Year Door, will be debuting on the MTM channel this May. In similar fashion to the Paper Mario series, the story will start with [[User:Wario Bros.|Wario Bros.]], and he gains the help of many other users along the way to defeat a currently unknown enemy that bore a striking resemblance to {{fakelink|Waluigi|A.K.A. The Toothpick in Overalls}}. The only partner of Wario Bros.’ that has been {{fakelink|revealed|Zip up your fly!}} so far is [[User:WarioLoaf|WarioLoaf]], who was interviewed on {{fakelink|FOXY|Which you are not.}} last Wednesday. Due to {{fakelink|violent content|Punching, biting, and Wario Wafting...}}, however, several {{fakelink|Secret Service|Shhh! We were never here.}} agents asked us to keep the interview under wraps until {{fakelink|WarioLoaf|Wario...LOAF?!}} is thrown in prison. Luckily however, the entire show has already been filmed, so you’ll still get to see it!! That’s all the info we have on this {{fakelink|off-the-wall|...and onto the floor...}} show, but tune in next time to find out more!! | ||
====<font color="turquoise>Clash of the Koopas</font | ====<font color="turquoise">Clash of the Koopas</font>==== | ||
Yet another new TV show, this one a {{fakelink|nighttime drama|He means "nighttime soap opera"}}, debuted just two weeks ago to rave reviews. Elbert and Rocker gave the show a rating of {{fakelink|9 out of 10|It's not worth your time.}}, for “Superb graphics, detailed plot, and mesmerizing special effects.” This is the biggest-budget TV show since {{fakelink|1215|We told you those critcs were old!}}, and features many famous actors like [[Morton Koopa Jr.]], [[Wendy O. Koopa]], and [[User:RAP|RAP]]. It has been rumored recently that {{fakelink|RAP|He wants to be a Koopaling, but he became a bureaucrat. Who's gonna argue?}} will be rapping in a future issue, and RAP himself confirmed this. While most of the plot is unconfirmed, in an exclusive trailer {{fakelink|Morton Koopa Jr.|*pfft...*}} and {{fakelink|Wendy O. Koopa|Tee hee!}} were seen fighting each other, but Morton was using RAP as a shield from Wendy’s dangerous scissor-kicks. Only one episode has been released on the FOXY channel so far, but it has been confirmed that there will be about {{fakelink|90 more seasons|You won't be alive to see how it ends. Get over it.}}. Watch next week for more of…’’Clash of the Koopas!!’’ | Yet another new TV show, this one a {{fakelink|nighttime drama|He means "nighttime soap opera"}}, debuted just two weeks ago to rave reviews. Elbert and Rocker gave the show a rating of {{fakelink|9 out of 10|It's not worth your time.}}, for “Superb graphics, detailed plot, and mesmerizing special effects.” This is the biggest-budget TV show since {{fakelink|1215|We told you those critcs were old!}}, and features many famous actors like [[Morton Koopa Jr.]], [[Wendy O. Koopa]], and [[User:RAP|RAP]]. It has been rumored recently that {{fakelink|RAP|He wants to be a Koopaling, but he became a bureaucrat. Who's gonna argue?}} will be rapping in a future issue, and RAP himself confirmed this. While most of the plot is unconfirmed, in an exclusive trailer {{fakelink|Morton Koopa Jr.|*pfft...*}} and {{fakelink|Wendy O. Koopa|Tee hee!}} were seen fighting each other, but Morton was using RAP as a shield from Wendy’s dangerous scissor-kicks. Only one episode has been released on the FOXY channel so far, but it has been confirmed that there will be about {{fakelink|90 more seasons|You won't be alive to see how it ends. Get over it.}}. Watch next week for more of…’’Clash of the Koopas!!’’ | ||
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[[Image:FN2.jpg|right|frame|{{fakelink|They rocked!|They sucked! Take your pick and move on.}}]] | [[Image:FN2.jpg|right|frame|{{fakelink|They rocked!|They sucked! Take your pick and move on.}}]] | ||
Last weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little {{fakelink|Toads|OMG! They are soooo ugly!}} playing littler instruments went on. The correspondent that was to cover this story disappeared after taking the picture to your right. If you have seen our correspondent, please contact us at 1-800-YOU-SUCK. Thank you. | Last weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little {{fakelink|Toads|OMG! They are soooo ugly!}} playing littler instruments went on. The correspondent that was to cover this story disappeared after taking the picture to your right. If you have seen our correspondent, please contact us at 1-800-YOU-SUCK. Thank you. | ||
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Revision as of 17:10, March 18, 2008
Fake News
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Template:Fakelink Ooooh...shiny! Due to Template:Fakelink with the Fake News, Director, Template:Fakelink handed over his position to Template:Fakelink. Also, due to the lateness in the month, only Template:Fakelink were able to send in their sections. Please Template:Fakelink for a partial issue. |
Interview Forget the interview! Check out this cool thing! Ello Old Bean, now you'll call me Template:Fakelink and welcome to the interveiw this time interviewing Mario Xpike: Were you surprised when you where told that you were going to star in a game? Mario: It's-a-me Mario! Xpike: I think this interview we already made it.. get the other guy. *Shine Spirit enters room* Xpike: How much money did 3D spend on the new Fake News...well do we have another guy? Some Guy: yeah *Sonic enters room* Xpike:At last, what was your expresion when you first saw you were famous?  He killed Tails last night. Sonic:It had been a long time (17), but it was like... *Sonic shows a british expression* Xpike: wery interresant... next question: how can you run at supersonic speed? Sonic: How can you? Xpike: Ummm... next question: How can you be in the Real World in Mario & Sonic? Sonic: Xpike: And how can Mario? Sonic: What do you think I am, he? Xpike: well next: do you mean what lol means? Sonic: laugh out loud (I didn't thought that these questions where so hard) Xpike: Last question: how does you don't have B-Days? Sonic: Ask SEGA. Xpike: well at least i got to speak with someone, See Ya Next Month. |
Template:FakelinkPaper Wario: The Million-Year DoorA brand new TV series, Template:Fakelink: The Million-Year Door, will be debuting on the MTM channel this May. In similar fashion to the Paper Mario series, the story will start with Wario Bros., and he gains the help of many other users along the way to defeat a currently unknown enemy that bore a striking resemblance to Template:Fakelink. The only partner of Wario Bros.’ that has been Template:Fakelink so far is WarioLoaf, who was interviewed on Template:Fakelink last Wednesday. Due to Template:Fakelink, however, several Template:Fakelink agents asked us to keep the interview under wraps until Template:Fakelink is thrown in prison. Luckily however, the entire show has already been filmed, so you’ll still get to see it!! That’s all the info we have on this Template:Fakelink show, but tune in next time to find out more!! Clash of the KoopasYet another new TV show, this one a Template:Fakelink, debuted just two weeks ago to rave reviews. Elbert and Rocker gave the show a rating of Template:Fakelink, for “Superb graphics, detailed plot, and mesmerizing special effects.” This is the biggest-budget TV show since Template:Fakelink, and features many famous actors like Morton Koopa Jr., Wendy O. Koopa, and RAP. It has been rumored recently that Template:Fakelink will be rapping in a future issue, and RAP himself confirmed this. While most of the plot is unconfirmed, in an exclusive trailer Template:Fakelink and Template:Fakelink were seen fighting each other, but Morton was using RAP as a shield from Wendy’s dangerous scissor-kicks. Only one episode has been released on the FOXY channel so far, but it has been confirmed that there will be about Template:Fakelink. Watch next week for more of…’’Clash of the Koopas!!’’ |
Template:FakelinkLast weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little Template:Fakelink playing littler instruments went on. The correspondent that was to cover this story disappeared after taking the picture to your right. If you have seen our correspondent, please contact us at 1-800-YOU-SUCK. Thank you. |
