User:Fire Wario

“Did it just get hot in here, or is it just me?” —User: FireWario, Super Smash Bros. Brawl FireWario Real Name: Vincent Van Dalsem Age: 14 Gender: Male Favorite Game: Super Mario Galaxy Least Favorite Game: Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels State: Nevada FINALLY! I have a userpage! I've been waiting for this moment since the day I joined! Now, without further ado, HERE'S MY USERPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I joined the Super Mario Wiki either on or before July 10, 2012. It's been so long that I can't remember. Okay, are you ready to READ?! Then GO AHEAD! Other Wikis I am on: Bulbapedia About Me Fire Wario's Userbox Tower This user is Pagan. Y3S This user is autoconfirmed. File:SMB Supermushroom.svg This user is a reader of The 'Shroom. 1337 This user is fluent in leetspeak. This user is Wreck-It Ralph approved. Hello, I am a MarioWiki newcomer. My username is FireWario. I'm a REAL active user, since I come to the wiki seeking help on the Mario games I play. Just ask me, and I'll tell you where all 3 Warp Zones are in the original Super Mario Bros.! Aside from Super Mario, though, I enjoy playing Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Smash Bros., and even Pokemon games. Also, instead of just on the MarioWiki, you can find me on Bulbapedia as YinYang21. That wraps up my intro. Hope you like the games I recommend! Games I Recommend Trying Out: Super Mario Galaxy New Super Mario Bros. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Metroid: Other M Super Smash Bros. Brawl Pokemon Black Version 2 Mario Games I Own Super Mario Galaxy (in Torrance, California) Mario Kart DS (also in Torrance) Donkey Kong (only as a ROM file) Mario Bros. (also as a ROM) Super Mario Bros. (ROM) Super Mario Bros. 2 (ROM) Super Mario Bros. 3 (ROM) Super Mario Land (ROM) Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (ROM) Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (ROM) Super Mario Advance (ROM) Super Mario World (ROM) Super Mario All-Stars (ROM) Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (ROM) Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (ROM) Super Mario 64 DS (ROM) Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (ROM) New Super Mario Bros. (ROM) Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (ROM) Super Mario Kart (ROM) If it weren't for Mario, there'd be no Wario! Video game systems I own Nintendo DS Lite (in Torrance, California) Nintendo Wii (also in Torrance; shared with my father Alan) NES (only as an emulator) SNES (also as an emulator) GBA (emulator) Goals Only one: Become an autoconfirmed user Bonus Zone Here are some extras that can only be found on my user page! Kat & Ana's Pet Rescue This is where I cede the spotlight to the dynamic duo of WarioWare, Inc.: Kat & Ana! Take it away, girls! Kat: Thanks, FireWario! Now let's begin the introduction. I'm Kat, and this is Ana. Welcome to our Pet Rescue! Ana: This building is a shelter for various creatures both from the streets of Diamond City and from far-away lands who have no place to call home. We take them in, give them a loving environment, and care for them until kind souls come to take them to a new home! Kat: We don't sell pets; we hold them for adoption. That's much more humane. Ana: And how! Kat: Now, without further ado, here are the many wonderful pets you'll find at our Pet Rescue! Fronk Ana: These things are CUTE!!!!!..... in a really weird way... Kat: Native to the Diamond City area, Fronks are small, odd-looking creatures who make cameo appearances in many of WarioWare, Inc.'s microgames. In fact, these are the most common pet in the entire shelter! Ana: Wow! Unbelievable! Kat: Oh, believe me, Ana; it's true. Due to their abundancy, Fronks can be adopted for exactly no cost! Ana: REALLY?!?!?!?! Kat: Really. Just look at the adoption fee below! Adoption fee: FREE Wario: Wow! What a steal! Koopa File:KoopaTroopa SPM.jpg Ana: Turtle-like creatures, eh? Interesting... Kat: While most of these innocent-looking creatures work for the evil Bowser, the Koopas in the shelter have no affliation whatsoever and were saved from being stomped on by plumbers. Wario: Oh, sure, Bowser can attempt to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, but when the Mario Bros. and I jump on Koopa Troopas, then WE'RE the bad guys! Ana: Wario... Kat: Anyway, these plucky Koopas can be adopted for a very low price. Ana: Yeah! Just look at the adoption fee below! Adoption fee: 5 coins File:Wario hands on hips VBWL.png Wario: Not too bad... for something I have to pay for. Cheep-Cheep File:Cheep Cheep.png Ana: Funny-looking fish... an interesting addition to the animals at the Rescue. Kat: Over here in the "Aquatic Pets" section, you'll find our Cheep-Cheeps. These fishy friends are best known for their beautiful white fins, which resemble wings. Ana: Ah, so that's' what makes them look so peculiar! Kat: Naturally, Cheep-Cheeps come in three different colors. Red ones, the most common, move at a moderate speed & require an average amount of Cheep-Cheep food, or Cheep-Chow. Green Cheep-Cheeps, which aren't as common, move at a slower pace, but need less Cheep-Chow, and the yellow ones are the fastest & eat the most food. Ana: Yikes! Those yellow Cheep-Cheeps sure are hungry! Kat: Of course, while they can be adopted just like the rest of the pets at the Rescue, they have to be taken home in water-filled plastic bags since they need water to survive. Ana: And don't forget to keep their tank in good condition! Kat: Right as always, Ana! You have to clean algae off the glass, maintain the proper level of pH, and make sure there is enough oxygen for all of your Cheep-Cheeps. Ana: Yeah, because nobody likes dead fish! Kat: Of course not! They have to be flushed down the toilet! No offense, Dr. Crygor. File:Dr. Crygor 2 WarioWare Mega Microgames.png Dr. Crygor: None taken. Kat: Anyway, these Cheep-Cheeps can be adopted for a fairly low price. Check the adoption fee below. Adoption fee: 10 coins File:WLSI Wario2.jpg Wario: Ah, I can spare 10 coins. After all, I've got the Bottomless Coin Sack! Yep. Stole it back from that darn Captain Syrup. Of course, some not-so-greedy part of me (my conscience) told me to return that Ancient Globe to the museum. Oh well. Blooper Ana: Squid-like creatures... how funny-looking. Kat: Also in the "Aquatic Pets" section, you'll find our Bloopers. These kooky cephalopods come in different sizes, yet they all have the same behaviors & solitary nature. Ana: Solitary? Kat: Yes. Whereas Cheep-Cheeps have a school mentality & like to be in groups, Bloopers prefer to swim alone, much like squids, octopi, and other cephalopods. Ana: Interesting... Kat: Anyway, Bloopers tend to swim aimlessly around until they spot their prey, for which many plumbers have been mistaken. Whereas some Bloopers can survive on land & float in the air, the ones at the Rescue are all aquatic, which means that they must be kept in tanks just like Cheep-Cheeps. Ana: Wow! Some Bloopers are like that? Kat: Yes, but the ones at the Rescue don't. Ana: (disappointed) Aww... Kat: Anyway, other than being on their own, Bloopers have special needs. Their diet includes clams, crabs, and small fish. As such, your choices for what to feed your Blooper are limited to three options: scallops, small fish, and Sidesteppers. Also, in order to take one home, you have to put a Blooper in a larger bag than required for Cheep-Cheeps. You can adopt a Blooper for a pretty modest price. See below. Adoption fee: 20 coins File:Wario victory WL3.png Wario: Oh, please. I can buy a 2-pound bag of garlic for that much money! Spiny File:Spiny.JPG Ana: Ouch! Those spikes look painful! Kat: Back in the "Turtle-like Pets" section with the Koopas, you'll find a huge selection of Spinies. These spiky-shelled quadrupedal Koopas may look threatening on the outside, but they appear to be rather friendly & innocent on the inside. Ana: Why do Spinies have those painful spiked shells? Kat: Good question, Ana. The spikes on a Spiny's shell are there for protection. They discourage plumbers from trying to jump on them. Of course, their "spikes" are more like spines than actual spikes, hence the name "Spiny". Even so, they are easily harmed by fire, a weakness often exploited by plumbers powered-up by a Fire Flower & is the reason why we rescued these poor Spinies. Wario: (annoyed) Hey... Kat: There is a significant benefit to befriending a Spiny. If you are attacked by an enemy, like those pesky Goombas, your Spiny will lunge at your foe before they even get a chance to attack you! Ana: Wow! Incredible! Kat: It sure is, Ana. It sure is. Of course, they happen to be a bit costly to adopt. See below. Adoption fee: 25 coins File:Wariosdf.PNG Wario: 25 coins, eh? What a run for my money! Buzzy Beetle File:BuzzyBeetleNew.jpg Ana: Don't get me wrong, Kat; these things are cute but creepy. Kat: Also in the "Turtle-like Pets" section are a plethora of Buzzy Beetles. Unlike the Spinies, these tough turtles have amazingly fire-proof shells with no spikes whatsoever. Unfortunately, the lack of spikes allows them to be jumped on by plumbers, which is why we rescued these Buzzy Beetles. Wario: (growls) Why do you two insist on baggin' on me, my bro. Waluigi, and the famed Mario & Luigi?! Ana: Hey, we're just saving innocent creatures from animal cruelty. Don't blame us! Kat: Just like Spinies, however, Buzzy Beetles tend to be helpful to their owners when befriended. If you face a foe who has power over fire, like those darn Fire Bros., your Buzzy Beetle can jump in front of you to block the attack with its fire-proof shell. Ana: Amazing! Kat: Of course, that kind of protection comes at a rather high price. In this case, that would be the Buzzy Beetle's adoption fee below. Adoption fee: 50 coins Wario: 50 coins? You drive a hard bargain... Do you accept Super Mushrooms in trade? Yoshi File:SMWYoshi.jpg Yoshi: It's nice to see that the underprivileged members of my race have a home! Ana: Is that the one & only Yoshi? Aww, how cute! Kat: Now we move on to the main section of the Rescue, also known as the "Terrestrial Pets" section, with the Fronks. Here, you'll find a wide range of adorable Yoshis. And yes, Ana, that's Yoshi, leader of the Yoshis of Yoshi's Island. Ana: Yes! I knew it! Kat: Anyway, these Yoshis were rescued from being seared by the Koopa Troop's villainous leader Bowser. File:Mariopaintart1.PNG Mario: Way to-a go! Ana: Huh? Who said that? File:Luigi hammer artwork.jpg Luigi: It was-a my brother Mario. Ana: Okay, who are you two? Mario: It's-a me, Mario! Luigi: And I'm-a Luigi! Number 1! Wario: Number 1? Hah! More like the "second banana"! You may be able to jump higher than Mario, but he's still more famous than you! Now would you two please GET OUT?!?!?!?!? Mario: Okey-dokey! Luigi: Okay... Ana: What was that for? Wario: Mario & I are rivals. Bitter rivals. We've been that way ever since I took over his castle while he was busy driving my mercenary Tatanga out of Sarasaland. As for Luigi, he needed to be reminded that he is constantly overshadowed by his brother. Ana: Wario... Kat: If that episode is over, guys, then I'll resume my exhibition. Yoshis come in many different colors. In fact, there are far more colors of Yoshi than there are colors of Cheep-Cheeps. Ana: Really? There are that many Yoshi colors? Kat: Yes, Ana. Yoshis come in a total of 12 colors: green, red, blue, yellow, pink, light blue, purple, magenta, orange, brown, white, and even black. Ana: That's a lot of colors! What a rainbow! Kat: It's a rainbow, all right. Of course, all the Yoshis in the rescue are just babies, and we're hoping that they get adopted before they become adults. Ana: Just wait 'til your Yoshi is all grown up, though! Kat: I couldn't have said it better myself, Ana! If you befriend a Yoshi and it fully matures, your prehistoric pal will grow loyal & trustworthy to you. Adult Yoshis will even let their owners ride them as an environmentally-friendly method of transportation! Ana: And you know how much Kat & I care about the environment! Kat: Yep, we're quite the environmentalists! But please don't call us "tree-huggers". Ana: Yeah, that really annoys us. Kat: Anyway, all Yoshis (except for mean old Boshi) are friendly, regardless of their color. As for their diets, Yoshis happen to be omnivores, even though they prefer fruit over flesh. This gives you a choice between either feeding your Yoshi only fruit, feeding it only animals raised especially for food, or alternating between the two. Of course, there is a rather high adoption fee for Yoshis since they're so special. See below. Adoption fee: 75 coins File:Wario ware cheats art.gif Wario: 75 coins?! That's highway robbery! Why should I pay that much for a Yoshi when I can steal a Yoshi egg and get away with it due to my armamental, economic, and legal power? Kat: Wario... Friend Userbox You want my friend userbox? Well, here you go! I hope you use it! |- | This user is friends with FireWario!