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| <center>'''Current Project:''' [[List of Super Paper Mario quotes]]</center> | | <center>'''Current Project:''' None</center> |
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| ''This project is divided into three phases:''
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| #''Rewrite whole page, adding missing quotes and fixing inaccurate ones.''
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| #''Add missing characters.''
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| #*''[[Hammer Bro Captain]]''
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| #*''[[Private Koopa]]''
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| #*''[[Goomba]]s ([[Gary (Super Paper Mario)|Gary]] and partner)''
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| #*''[[Johnson (Super Paper Mario)|Johnson]]''
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| #*''[[Slim (Pixl)|Slim]]''
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| #*''[[Thudley]]''
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| #*''[[Carrie]]''
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| #*''[[Cudge]]''
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| #*''[[Dotty]]''
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| #*''[[Merlee]]''
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| #*''[[Merlumina]]''
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| #*''[[Old Man Watchitt]]''
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| #*''[[Red and Green]]''
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| #*''[[King Sammer]]''
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| #*''[[King Croacus IV]]''
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| #*''I'll probably think of some others. I might bundle the more minor characters (for example: Enemies, Pixls and Miscellaneous) into one section.''
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| #''One last sweep-through to make sure everything's shipshape.''
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| This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''; they are listed alphabetically by character.
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| ==[[Barry]]==
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| ===First encounter===
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| *''"Whoa-ho-ho! A kidnapping!"''
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| *''"Ohhhh, the despair! The awful spectacle of it all!"''
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| *''"The shocking scene occurred right before my very own tender eyes!"''
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| *''"Well, I guess it's game over for that [[Pixl]]. Now that freak [[Francis]] has got her..."''
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| *''"Who's this guy? A friend of the [[Tippi|butterfly girl]] that got nabbed?"''
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| *''"Well, that's a pity."''
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| *''"That geek that grabbed her? Francis. Basically the nerd to end all nerds."''
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| *''"Plus, he's got this thing for butterflies! And, well, all things nerdy, too."''
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| *''"If he gets his sweaty mitts on something he likes, there's no getting it back."''
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| *''"He collects stuff and keeps it in his fantasy fortress. It's like geek paradise."''
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| *''"Whoa now. You want to know where [[Fort Francis]] is?"''
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| *''"Well, if you go ALL the way down ahead for miles and miles, you'll find it."''
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| *''"You're not thinking of infiltrating the nerd lair and rescuing her, are you?"''
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| *''"Look, nobody likes having their butterfly kidnapped by a geek, but it's dangerous!"''
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| *''"Still set on it, eh? What a tender moment. I think I got something in my eye here."''
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| *''"Listen. let me give you some travel tips."''
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| *''"You listening? Good."''
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| *''"All I got for you is three critical tips, so remember all of 'em!"''
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| *''"Here's your first tip!"''
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| *''"A bunch of [[Koopa Troop|no-class jerks]] are holed up in this castle up ahead."''
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| *''"It ain't gonna be easy getting past 'em. But here's the juice: it's an old castle."''
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| *''"You do your thing with that <font color=red>red X mark</font>, and maybe something will happen for you."''
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| *''"Now for my second tip!"''
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| *''"If you somehow pass those clowns in the castle, you'll see [[The Tile Pool|an ocean]]. Can't miss it."''
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| *''"A scaaarrry [[Big Blooper|sea monster]] lives there. The beast is huuuuuuuuuge. And cranky."''
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| *''"But if you toast its <font color=red>red flipper thing</font>, something good is bound to happen."''
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| *''"And here's the last tip!"''
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| *''"Once you swim your way through that ocean, you'll see a humongous tree."''
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| *''"There's a huge gorge on the other side. There's no jumping across it!"''
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| *''"Look for the <font color=red>red wind</font> and do something with it. Then you can get across."''
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| *''"Get all of that? Good. You be careful now."''
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| *''"If by some crazy chance you do save her, come back and tell me how you did it!"''
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| ===Second encounter===
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| *''"Whoa-ho-now! You wanna hear the three tips again? Just say the word!"''
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| *''"No more hints?!"''
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| *''"No way... You defeated Francis?!"''
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| *''"Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down. THAT'S HUGE NEWS!"''
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| *''"I'm just glad I could help with that daring mission to infiltrate the nerd lair."''
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| *''"So, uh... I guess there's no need for me to stay here and give out tips..."''
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| *''"I guess I've done my job. I've got nothing to do now..."''
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| *''"Oh, hey... How about I tag along with you guys?"''
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| *''"Well, I've made up my mind! I'm coming along, whether you want me or not."''
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| *''"There's plenty of dangerous types wandering out there."''
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| *''"Let's stick together. It'll be safer for both of us that way."''
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| ==[[Bestovius]]==
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| *''"What is this [[Mario|meager mustache]] that stands before me? And how does it have the audacity to address my muli-colored glory?"''
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| *''"... How did these flimsy whiskers detect my secret door..."''
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| *''"Wait right there! Red shirt... conspicuous white gloves... jaunty cap..."''
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| *''"Hah! You are garbed in the rich cloth of the hero of prophecy!"''
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| *''"You must be the great... <big>HERO</big> ...impersonator!"''
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| *''"What a costume! You look like you leaped right out of the pages of the [[Light Prognosticus|Prognosticus]]!"''
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| *''"[[Merlon]]?! Only his full bodied beard rivals my hairy magnificence.. If he thinks you are the hero, you probably are. <small>I think...</small>"''
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| *''"Well, then. As the ancient prophecy fortells..."''
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| *''"I, Bestovius, will bestow upon you the secrets of dimensional flipping. ... For a nominal fee of 10,000 [[coin]]s!"''
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| *''"Why not? Even the great and splendiferous Bestovius has certain...expenditures.
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| *''"Why should the hero have the whole world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter? These heroes think they can get away with shaking people down for free skills!"''
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| *''"A mere 10,000 coins should be nothing for the [[Heroes of Light|hero of the universe]]."''
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| *''"What do you say?"''
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| *''"I see."''
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| *''"So be it. I will settle for just taking all the coins in your pocket."''
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| *''"Do we have a deal?"''
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| *''"Still you refuse?"''
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| *''"So be it. Though it makes me ill, I will waive the nominal fee and teach you for free."''
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| *''"Do you agree to this?"''
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| *''"Scintillating! Let us begin!"''
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| *''"Flimmity flammity flooom! Diggity daggity dooom! Zibbidy zabbidy zooom!"''
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| *''<big>"SHABOOOM!"</big>''
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| *''<big>"FLIPPOW!"</big>''
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| *''"I, Bestovius, have granted you the ability to flip between dimensions."''
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| *''"Press {{button|wii|A}} to slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2D and 3D!"''
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| *''"Well, what do you think? Mind blowing, isn't it?"''
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| *''"What is this {{button|wii|A}} I speak of? I assure you that if we are being watched in another dimension... Those beings will understand. But you lack the mustache for full comprehension."''
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| *''"Just remember that you can use this ability to find hidden items and secret paths. But beware: use your new ability too long, and <font color=red>you will lose HP</font>."''
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| *''"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... The universe isn’t quite the same as it used to be, eh?''"
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| ==[[Bonechill]]==
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| *''"Brrrrooo ha ha ha ha... A touching scene, to be sure."''
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| *''"A pleasure to make your acquaintance, I assure you. My name is <font color=red>Bonechill</font>."''
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| *''"I am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of [[The Underwhere]]..."''
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| *''"Oh, you dear, ignorant child... You don't know a thing, do you? How charming."''
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| *''"I speak of the [[Pure Heart]]... And I speak of you, [[Luvbi]]...
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| *''"IT IS YOU!"''
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| *''"The Pure Heart was hidden ingenously to keep it away from evil sorts like me..."''
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| *''"Grambi... changed the Pure Heart into a [[Nimbi]]... that he called his own daughter!"''
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| *''"Oh, priceless! You really think Grambi pays an ounce of attention to you out of love?"''
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| *''"Brrrrooo ha ha... The old fool can weigh the sins of others, but not his own..."''
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| *''" Many thanks for delivering the Pure Heart. Once I deal with you, none can stop me..."''
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| *''"I shall be INVINCIBLE!"''
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| *''"Please, as your game ends, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talons!"''
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| *''<big>"BRRRAARGH!"</big>''
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| *''"How... Impossible... How could [[Heroes of Light|you puny worms]]... destroy... a master... of the cold dark?!"''
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| ==[[Boomer (Pixl)|Boomer]]==
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| *''"<big>SSS-BOOOOM!"</big>''
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| *''"Good vibes! Them vibes set of my blow-stuff-up sensors. You like explodin'? Sss-POW!"''
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| *''"I ain't sensed real good blow-stuff-up vibes in... 1,500 years! Sss-POOOM!"''
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| *''"I gotta check those vibes out a little more close-like! Sss-CRAAAACK!"''
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| *''"Check it out: just answer a couple questions real quick. Sss-BLAAAAM!"''
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| *''"Ok, sss-BOOOOM?"''
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| *''"Here we go, sss-BWAMMO!"''
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| *''"You stay up wonderin' if anyone ever gives presents TO Santa Claus."''
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| *''"For some reason, you clean your room before a test."''
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| *''"When someone says, "Let's just be friends," you think, 'Yeah, whatever.'"''
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| *''"You don't really understand why I'm askin' you all these questions."''
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| *''"You think shoppin' online is a wonderful and magical experience."''
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| *''"You once put on a shirt inside out but didn't bother reversin' it before goin' out."''
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| *''"You wanna be sleepin' when you're awake, but when you're tired, you wanna wake up."'
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| *''"You're gettin' real tired of these questions."''
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| *''"Got it, got it, GOT IT! SSSS-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"''
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| *''"You got some tasty vibes! Sss-BLAM!"''
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| *''"My mind' made up now! Ssss-BLAPPOW! You guys... are worthy of my power!"''
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| *''"Each second exlodes into the next! Sssss-BAMMO! Bombs away! Ssss-BOOOOM!"''
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| ==[[Bowser]]==
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| ===Prologue===
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| *''<big>"BWA HA HA"</big>''
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| *''"Listen well, my elite minion task force!"''
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| *''"It's time to initiate my awesome plan to invade [[Princess Peach's Castle|Mushroom Castle]]!"''
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| *''"Today is the day that I make my beloved [[Princess Peach]] ALL MINE!"''
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| *''"And if that weren't awesome enough, I'll ALSO stomp her little [[Mario|mustached]] [[Luigi|buddies]]!"''
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| *''"Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' [[Koopa Troop|You jokers]] are the best!"''
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| *''"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."''
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| *''"Blargh! [[Mario]]... AND [[Luigi]]?! How'd you get in here?"''
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| *''"...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"''
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| *''"I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... [[Count Bleck]]!''
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| *''"Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!''
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| *''"Hey, here's a thought: you calm down and free the princess... OR ELSE!"''
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| *''"Bwah ha ha! Will I marry [[Princess Peach|Peach]]? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"''
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| *''"Bwah ha ha! Hey, no gripes from THIS side of the altar, Bleck old boy!"''
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| *''"I don't get the details, but the count here has gone to a lot of trouble planning this! Just relax! We'll get married, we'll be in love, it'll be awesome! Finally!"''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome lair..."''
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| *''"HEY! I know that stache from somewhere..."''
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| *''"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 100th time you've shown up at [[Bowser's Castle|my castle]] and screwed everything up!"''
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| *''"But now you've entered a fortress of PAIN, Mario!"''
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| *''"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"''
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| *''"Nooooo! I HATE Mario! It's... It's not fair!"''
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| *''"Ahhhhh! Princess Peach! My lovely wife!"''
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| *''"WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! How could you forget our big day?!"''
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| *''"How should I know? I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid [[Castle Bleck|castle]]... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?"''
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| *''"Wait... WHAT?! Bleck got us married just so he could make a [[Chaos Heart]] so that he could destroy the world?"''
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| *''"No. I don't wanna. I'd think about it if it was for you, but there's NO WAY I'm helping Mario!"''
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| *''"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final [[List of bosses|boss]]! I'm going to take over the [[Mushroom World|world]] any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."''
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| *''"What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"''
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| *''"FINE! I'll join your stupid quest. You happy?!"''
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| *''"NO! I'M NOT SWEET! And I'm not helping Mario just to save a bunch of worlds. I'm only doing it so I can rule someday. So don't get all cuddly with me, Mario!"''
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| *''"Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."''
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| *''"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid [[Pure Heart|Precious Heart]], or whatever you call it."''
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| *''"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'''
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| *''"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"''
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| *''"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"''
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| *''"[[Dimentio]]? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"''
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| *''"So this is where that dweeb [[Francis]] lives? Pffgght! What's [[Fort Francis|this castle]] got over mine?!"''
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, [[Tippi|bugface]]? Just stay outta my way, OK?"''
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| *''"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"''
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| *''"Good gravy, [[Squirps|you]]'re ugly!"''
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| *''"Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"''
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| *''"Space niblet! You OK?"''
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| *''"Hrmm... [[Mr. L]]. What a nutjob."''
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| *''"Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"''
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| *''"You've got the king of all evilness on your side! You can't go wrong!"''
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"Huh? What're [[Cragnons|you]] looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"''
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| *"''Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"''
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| *''"WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"''
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| *''"Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck, [[Floro Sapiens]], whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"''
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| *''"What am I, blind? Shut up."''
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| *''"Hey [[O'Chunks|O'Fatty]]! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."''
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| *''"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."''
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| *''"Man, what a crybaby."''
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| *''"You part of [[Flint Cragley|that idiot]]'s crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"''
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| *''"Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"''
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| *''"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"''
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| *''"Think [[King Croacus IV|you]] can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those [[Cragnon]]s go!"''
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on [[Sammer Guy|you]] and wear you like a hat!"''
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| *''"I don't know who [[King Sammer|you]] are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"''
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| *''"Outta the way, [[Mimi|pigtails]]!"''
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| *''"I'm all for being evil, but [[World of Nothing|this]] is overkill."''
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| *''"Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."''
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| *''"Minions need to learn respect."''
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| *''"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"Where am I?! And why do these [[D-Man|jerks]] in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"''
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| *''"AHA! I see your little plan! You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"''
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| *''"Yeah, you've been WAITING for a chance to fireball me in the back!"''
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| *''"Can it, you ugly little [[Tippi|bug]]! I'll stomp the truth out of you! <big>CHARGE!</big>"''
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| *''"Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"''
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| *''"I get up every time, though! As many times as it takes to send you to [[The Underwhere]]!"''
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| *''"Do I LOOK like a guy whose game is over?!"''
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| *''"What?! So wait, Peach really is lost out there somewhere? Why didn't you say so, idiot? We could've been searching this entire time!"''
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| *''"She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"''
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| *''"Hey! Shut yon trap, [[Luvbi|fluffy]]! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"''
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| *''"You've GOTTA be kidding! Look, I'm a patient Koopa, but I'm not THAT patient!"''
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| *''"Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"''
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| *''"Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"''
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| *''"Lemme guess... [[Bonechill|You're]] the big, bad boss of all those little [[The Underwhere|Underwhere]] [[Skellobit|hoodlums]], right?"''
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| *''"Now we just stomp this Count Bleck guy and call it a day!"''
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, [[Nolrem|gramps]]! I'm doing this for ME!"''
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| *''"Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"''
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| *''"I'll take on you alone! I've got all the sweet stomping you need, right here!"''
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| *''"I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than [[O Chunks|this guy]]."''
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| *''"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"''
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| *''"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"''
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| *''"Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"''
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| *''"[[Tippi]]! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump [[Super Dimentio|him]]!
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| *''"You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"''
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| *''"Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"''
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| ===Other===
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| *''"Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"''
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| *''"Bwa ha! Did I look worried? [[Shadoo]], boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"''
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| *''"Who are you, [[Piccolo|Chirpy]]?"''
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| ==[[Count Bleck]]==
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| ===Prologue===
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| *''<big>"BLECK!"</big>''
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| *''"Bleh heh heh heh! BLECK!"''
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| *''"[[Princess Peach|Your princess]] has been taken... by Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executer of the [[Dark Prognosticus|<font color=red>Dark Prognosticus</font>]]... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to [[Mushroom World|this dimension]]... is also Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck says NEVER! This princess is intergral to fulfilling the prophecies... She will be brought to [[Castle Bleck]] and used to destroy all worlds... by Count Bleck."''
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| *''"[[Mario|This man]] deserves ridicule... Weaklings cannot face Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Count Bleck's preparations are now in order! All that remains is for the [[The Void|dimensional void]] to appear, as foretold in the prophecy..."''
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| *''"Bowser... Fericious and fearsome, evil king of the [[Koopa]]s... Do you take Peach to be your lawfully wedded wife 'til your games be over?"''
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| *''"Peach... Noble Princes, pure of heart... Do you take Bowser to be your lawfully wedded husband 'til your games be over?"''
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| *''"Is it not obvious? This is your wedding, Princess!"''
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| *''"Yes, all precisely as written in the Dark Prognosticus! Already it is unleashed! The [[Chaos Heart]]!"''
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| *''"Fools... Pointless acts like these will earn you only pain... from Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Very well. As the Chaos Heart is secured, this ragtag group now lacks use."''
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| *''"Open your mouth, darkness! Consume everything and destroy all worlds as told in the prophecy!"''
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| *''"The Void has been ripped in the dimensional fabric! Yes, Count Bleck is pleased. All has gone as foretold in the Dark Prognosticus."''
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| *''"Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... How delightful, [[Mimi]]. Almost as dapper...as Count Bleck."''
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| *''"Well, different strokes for different minions..."''
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| *''"After these rotten worlds are ended, Count Bleck will make all your dreams come true!"''
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| *''"A dimensional interloper! And possibly the [[Heroes of Light|hero]]?! You are sure of it, [[Nastasia]]?"''
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| *''"Interesting, mused Count Bleck. We must put an end to this nuisance..."''
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| *''"Very well, [[O'Chunks]]. I'll leave the hero-chunking to you. Do not fail Count Bleck."''
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| *''"So, hero... You would dare defy Count Bleck? Then hurry, for your world's end draws near..."''
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| ===Chapter 1===
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| *''"So our hero is real... Yes... A force to be reckoned with..."''
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| *''"Nastasia, the prophecy. Consult it and learn where the hero will go next... We will lay a devious trap for him and bring him to his very KNEES! BLECK!"''
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| *''"This pleases Count Bleck! Excellent work Nastasia..."''
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| *''"I have granted Mimi powers potent enough to ensure that she will obliterate this hero. Yes, he will be hepless against her."''
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| *''"I depart! Alert Count Bleck when this 'hero' is no more!"''
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"She failed to best him, even with my gift of power?"''
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| *''"A [[Light Prognosticus]] hero... Descendants of the [[Tribe of Ancients|ancient tribe]]... Their strength grows."''
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| *''"O'Chunks, calm yourself. Take a minion time-out. Count Bleck will send... [[Dimentio]]! Come to me...Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"You'd like some playtime, I imagine, Dimentio?"''
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| *''"Heroes... Trying to save these pathetic old worlds. Bleck, says Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Their efforts are in vain. No one can stop Count Bleck! Just as no one can ease the tempest that rage sin my suffering heart..."''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"Spare Count Bleck your theatrics. The Light Prognosticus is false. The Dark Prognosticus holds the answer to defeating the heroes that rise to stop us."''
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| *''"Oh, Nastasia? It's time we set '[[Mr. L|him]]' on these pests."''
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| *''"Lovely, exclaimed Count Bleck. Return to your posts, my dear minions."''
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| *''"Does something trouble you, Nastasia?"''
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| *''"That is enough, Nastasia. We've already come this far, so we shall forge on! But you needn't stay by Count Bleck's side. You can depart with my blessing."''
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"'Though the [[Mario|man in red]] shall wield formidable powers, one shall stand against him. The [[Mr. L|man in green]] shall use the Chaos Heart's power to bring darkness to all.'"''
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| *''"[[Tippi|She]] cannot be replaced. You could never hope to do so, Nastasia. To be sure... She is gone... Gone from all worlds, never to return..."''
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Hurry? Why not pause and savor the show?"''
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| *''"The light of each world will be snuffed out one by one..."''
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| *''"You QUESTION Count Bleck?!"''
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| *''"This worthless [[Sammer's Kingdom|world]]'s destruction matters not! Far better for Count Bleck to wipe it out of existence than let it remain!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck scoffs at you! An insignificant [[Pixl]] lectures Count Bleck on what is right and wrong?"''
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| *''"Of all things, you defend the heart?! Nothing could be more worthless..."''
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| *''"All things...are meaningless. Aside form [[Tippi|Timpani]], no treasure mattered in the least to me..."''
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| *''"This world is dying under the monocled gaze of...Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"But don't let that stop you from trying to find a Pure Heart you will never acquire!"''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"I see, remarked Count Bleck... Well, what is done is done. This prophecy will not be fulfilled without sacrifice."''
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| *''"Well, Count Bleck will leave you to dispense the minion discipline."''
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| *''"Could that Pixl have been...Timpani?"''
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| *''"The prophecy has been set in motion and no one, not even I, can stop it."''
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| *''"WHAT?! ...Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief."''
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| *''"Where did you hear that name, Dimentio?"''
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| *''"The man known as [[Blumiere]] died long ago. Now there is only Bleck! The Dark Prognosticus's choice to fulfill the prophecy! Nothing more!"''
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| *''"Come to Count Bleck, heroes... If you hope to save these worlds, then come..."''
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"I see you've come at last! So, you really ARE the hero of the Light Prognosticus."''
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| *''"But you are far too late to stop the Dark Prognosticus, and me... Count Bleck! All worlds will soon end. Come into grips for that now, for you cannot stop it. I suggest you make yourself comfortable and enjoy this one, final spectacle!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless. Better that I destroy them! Better yet, I shall make it as if they never existed at all!"''
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| *''"You know the answer, dear Timpani... Count Bleck does not have to tell you... But the hour has grown too late. You should know that by now."''
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| *''"Count Bleck is the deleter of worlds! My fate is written in the Dark Prognosticus! Do not think for a moment that I will hesitate to strike you down. ALL NOW ENDS!"''
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| *''"Leave me, [[Nastasia]]. I will deal with these two ALONE."''
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| *''"Count Bleck demands it! I will not say it again..."''
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| *''"Are you prepared, hero? Our duel will be worthy of the last clash this world will ever see!"''
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| *''"How laughable! Is that all the heroism you can muster? Let me show you real power!"''
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| *''"You can't so much as tug on the cape of Count Bleck! You have failed!"''
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| *''"Bleck! I expected more potency from the Hero of Prophecy! And now, I will watch [[Game Over|your game end]], and then your precious worlds will end soon after!"''
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| *''"What's this? My barrier... is GONE?!"''
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| *''"So be it... says Count Bleck! But your precious worlds aren't safe until my last breath. Let us finally end this! Now, the TRUE battle begins... with Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Ex...Excellent... You have won... Now finish Count Bleck... Dispatch me and the Chaos Heart will disappear, and the prophecy will be undone..."''
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| *''"Timpani... When you vanished, I searched long for you. I never gave up looking... I searched and searched... But I never found you. Without you, the world held no meaning or joy... I wanted to destroy everything that had taken you away from me..."''
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| *''"It's too late. Count Bleck has done so much evil... It must end. Just knowing that you are still alive... And knowing that the world you live in will continue... It gives me peace. I do not have long to live. You must end my game before [[The Void]] destroys all..."''
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| *''"We cannot. Without the [[Pure Hearts]], there is no way to counter the Chaos Heart. All we can do is give up..."''
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| *''"It was no lie... But without the Pure Hearts, all worlds are doomed. What can we do?"''
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| *''"My minions... how did you find us here?"''
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| *''"My... My loyal minions..."''
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| *''"What's this? Pure...Hearts?! But why?"''
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| *''"So it seems the end of all worlds is really upon us..."''
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| *''"I thought the Chaos Heart would disappear if the person controlling it fell... Dimentio... must have left behind a shadow of his power to continue controlling it. It won't last long...but it may be enough to ensure the end of every world..."''
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| *''"There's only one thing left that we can do... This way!"''
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| *''"Timpani, do you still love me?"''
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| *''"Then you must come with me."''
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| *''"We will use the Pure Hearts again this time, to banish the Chaos Heart. All we need is true love, and that's something I am lucky enough to possess."''
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| *''"But... With the Chaos Heart gone, the Pure Hearts and those linked to them... They may cease to exist..."''
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| *''"But you, Timpani... It pains me to know that this may cut your game short, as well. Still... there is no other way to end this."''
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| *''"There were so many things I wanted to say to you, but I could not find the words."''
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| *''"Of course... I have thought about you every moment since you disappeared... But I have caused you so much suffering..."''
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| *''"But I had to be with you, Timpani. I will never apologize for that..."''
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| *''"And I love you, Timpani... Hundreds of thousands of years from now, that fact will not have changed..."''
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| *''"'Timpani... Do you remember the promise we made to each other that day?'"''
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| *''"'Will you come with me to that place now?'"''
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| ===Memories===
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| ====Chapter 1====
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| *''"I remember that day well... The room was warm. The whole place was at peace."''
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| *''"'Ugh... Uuuugh...'"''
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| *''"'Where...am I? Is this... a [[human]]'s home? Bleccch!'"''
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| *''"'[[Tippi|You]]'re a human, correct? I don't...repulse you? I am of the [[Tribe of Darkness]]...'"''
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| *''"That was the day our paths crossed... That day... That was the day our tragedy was set in motion."''
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| ====Chapter 2====
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| *''"'Yes, [[List of implied characters#Blumiere's father|my father]] caught me. Sneaking out of the castle wasn't easy after that.'"''
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| *''"'You are a strange girl... You know what I am and yet you do not seem afraid.'"''
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| *''"'No. No, of course not. I wanted to see you too...'"''
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| *''"'Please do, Timpani. Let's return to our conversation. I must know more of you...'"''
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| ====Chapter 3====
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| *''"'Timpani, why? Why do you avoid me?'"''
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| *''"'Huh? You're crying! Why? Timpani, you must tell me what has happened!'"''
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| *''"'Oh no... Timpani, is my father behind this?'"''
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| *''"'Timpani... I...'"''
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| ====Chapter 4====
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| *''"'If we can't be happy here, we must leave for a place that will accept our love.'"''
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| *''"'If our love has no home... let us spend our lives searching together!'"''
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| *''"'So I beg of you again... Timpani, marry me! I promise i will make you happy.'"''
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| *''"'Timpani, answer me, please!'"''
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| ====Chapter 5====
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| *''"'Look, Timpani. The stars are beautiful, aren't they?'"''
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| *''"'Oh, is that so? in that case we'd better get wishing, don't you think?'"''
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| *''"'Mmm?'"''
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| *''"'Timpani... Aren't you cold?'"''
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| ====Chapter 6====
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| *''"'Timpani! What did you do with her? I must see her!'"''
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| *''"'And so what if I did? That doesn't matter to me! She's my entire world!'"''
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| *''"'What... What do you mean by that?!'"''
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| *''"'She... No... It can't be so!'"''
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| ====Chapter 7====
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| *''"'I do not care, Father! A world without her is empty. A LIFE without her is empty.'"''
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| *''"'Speak, Dark Prognosticus! Teach your dark history! I await your command!'"''
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| *''"'BLEH HEH HEH! BLECK!'"''
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| *''"'Silence! The first prophecy beckons. I will erase every inch...of this blasted world!'"''
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| *''"'Blumiere is no more! I am Count Bleck! And no one shall stand in my way!'"''
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| ==[[Dashell]]==
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| *''<big>"BRRRRRRRRR!"</big>''
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| *''"Whoa! [[Heroes of Light|You]] defeated that [[Wracktail|monster of a dragon]]? Really? Crazy. That's crazy."''
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| *''"And you were able to clear those 99 other [[Flipside Pit of 100 Trials|rooms]]... Boy. Wow. Just wow. Seriously."''
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| *''"I'm stunned! Absolutely incredible! Here! For you! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!"''
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| *''"Rad as that was, though, I've gotta warn you... Stay on your toes for what's ahead!"''
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| *''"Listen UP and listen GOOD! You! Must! Treasure! Life!"''
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| *''"Got to, got to, GOT TO!"''
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| *''"You've absolutely GOT to! Absolutely! ABSOLUTELY GOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"''
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| *''"...I mean, don't you think so?"''
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| *''"...I'm sure you agree with me."''
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| *''"All right! Done! Gravy!"''
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| *''"Fate brought us both here! And so I will lend you... MY POWERRRRRRR!"''
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| *''"D-Dash and sh-shuffle and you'll be able to dodge the fiercest attacks. Gotta tell you, that's how I've survived many a battle. Yup. Fleeing. It works."''
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| *''"Trust in my power and you can run away to a more peaceful world!"''
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| ==[[Dimentio]]==
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| ===Prologue===
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| *''"Yes, yes, no one likes the icky stuff... Yesss... A perfect world... Sounds magical..."''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. I can hardly stand the wait."''
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| *''"And here I thought [[Mimi]]'s ideal world was a [[Rubee|gem]]-filled pool with hunky lifeguards..."''
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| *''"Mmm... I do enjoy a good chunking..."''
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| *''"Well, then... I believe I'll head out as well."''
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| ===Chapter 1===
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| *''"Ah ha ha. It won't be that easy, oh no..."''
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| *''"So very nice to meet [[Mario|you]]... and your mustache!"''
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| *''"I am [[Count Bleck]]'s master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio! Remember the name well..."''
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| *''"It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!"''
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| *''"Yes, much better... Now you and this [[Fracktail|robotic guardian]] can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack!"''
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| *''"Ciao!"''
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic!"''
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| *''"[[Count Bleck|Your]] wish is my command. Besides, this fool sounds like an amusing challenge."''
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| *''"Now if there is nothing else, I'll just be on my way. Ciao, my count."''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"Ah ha ha. Finally, you arrive!"''
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| *''"You don't wear tardiness well."''
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| *''"At last, [[Mario|the hero]]... I know of you from the festival of hair that dances upon your lip!"''
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| *''"Well met, [[Princess Peach|lady]]. Your beauty is as fresh as a slap to the face on a crisp winter day!"''
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| *''"You must be [[Bowser]]. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."''
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| *''"I am a humble servant of Count Bleck..."''
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| *''"Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio!"''
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| *''"It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims."''
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| *''"I have prepared a special morsel of a treat for you!"''
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| *''"How about some... MAGIC!"''
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| *''"And...voila! You are now in [[Dimension D]], a dimension of my own creation. In this mind-bending realm, my attacks are 256 times more potent!"''
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| *''"I am now far more powerful! I could obliterate you with the raise of an eyebrow!"''
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| *''"Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"''
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| *''"Can you pierce this...illusion?"''
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| *''"Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!"''
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| *''"How is this possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more powerful...
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| *''"What? You say that this place also makes [[Mario|YOU]] more powerful?"''
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| *''"Of course! This was simply an amusement that played out exactly as planned!"''
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| *''"Were you amused? That was just an hors d'oeuvre!"''
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| *''"The next time we meet, we will feast on a deadly eight-course meal!"''
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| *''"Ciao for now, my mustachioed foe!"''
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| *''"Sadly, fair princess, I must now say... Ciao!"''
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| *''"And with that, my diminutive-limbed foe, I must say... Ciao!"''
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| *''"They are strong, but they must be stronger yet to defeat Bleck."''
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| *''"I must make sure they can face him when the time comes at last..."''
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| *''"...And that is how the ruffians managed to best me."''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. They are strong, to be sure... Very strong. Dare I say... They might be strong enough to defy the prophecy!"''
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| *''"Oh my. That's the first time that morsel of information has touched my ears. Do tell!"''
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| *''"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"''
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| *''"My my my! How interesting! [[Nastasia]] and the count have such DEEP conversations!"''
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| *''"Mm... Just what is our dear count playing at?"''
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| *''"Ah, well. I'll let him worry about that. I must attend to my own...projects."''
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"So what you're saying is... The 'man in green' is our minion in training, [[Mr. L]]?"''
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| *''"My, aren't [[O'Chunks|we]] hot-blooded? Well, well... I suppose that's to be admired."''
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| *"''Now, if you excuse me, I've got to be on my way as well. Ciao!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *"''Salutations, O'Chunks!"''
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| *"''Ah, once again we meet, like two large, hairy vikings on a storm-tossed schooner!"''
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| *"''Ah, a quadrillion pardons! Far be it from me to be a hindrance. Far, FAR be it!"''
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| *"''As it happens, I merely have an [[King Croacus IV|acquaintance]] in this land. I was just saying hello!"''
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| *"''Yes, truly! And I saw you, and I thought, 'Perhaps my magic can aid in this fight!'"''
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| *"''Ah, rest assured, I'll hardly be underfoot! You fight to your heart's content! Ciao!"''
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| *"''Well, salutations, O'Chunks! How are things, hmmm?"''
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| *"''Yes, yes, of course, I understand. Your honor must be satisfied..."''
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| *"''But, O'Chunks, before you let your [[Game Over|game be over]], humor poor little me for a bit."''
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| *"''I have something I'd rather think you'll enjoy. I DO wish you would try it out for me."''
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| *"''Oh...It's not the time, hmm? Not the time for something that will aid Count Bleck?
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| *"''Ah, it is time to part... Ciao!"''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. So! At long last, you’ve come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"''
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| *''"Ahhhhhhhh... Do you not tire of collecting those worn-out, tiresome [[Pure Heart]]s?"''
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| *"''I am not violent by nature, you know. I'd prefer to settle this peacefully, in fact."''
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| *''"Say, for instance, you wished to go back to [[Mushroom Kingdom|your world]]. I could do that for you..."''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. So it must be... shall we begin?"''
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| *''"My, my. Aren't you plucky? Same fight, same outcome... You are precisely correct."''
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| *''"And... that... is... why..."''
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| *''"Lovely green hat,wouldn't you say?"''
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| *''"Dear O'Chunks! So strong, yet so very dim! A child could learn his attack patterns."''
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| *''"As such, I requested a few sprouts from my acquaintance to liven him up a touch."''
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| *''"I call this boy 'O'Cabbage'! Don't be shy, O'Cabbage! Introduce yourself!"''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. Simply adorable. Now remember, kids: eat your [[vegetable]]s to grow big! Except in this case, a veggie will eat YOU! Have fun, now! Ciao!"''
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| *"''Mm...if they could beat that model of O'Chunks...then they are coming along quite nicely."''
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| *"''Perhaps they really are the ones I have waited for all this time."''
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| *"''I should prepare myself as well! So much to do, so precious little time..."''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. Hard to stay still when you pine for sweet vengeance, isn't it?"''
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| *''"The count's orders are all absolute...completely without exception, yes?"''
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| *''"We shouldn't even dare to think about a secret sneak attack. Perish the thought!"''
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| *''"Defeating the hero would please the count greatly...but we MUST follow orders!"''
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| *''"My, my, isn't that something? I do believe I should be moving on as well."''
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Ah ha ha. Did they wound your fragile pride, [[Mr. L]]? Demolish your [[Brobot L-type|robot]] again?"''
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| *''"Perhaps that is for the best."''
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| *''"You said it yourself. You can't go back to the count now. So get lost."''
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| *''"Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!"''
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| *''"I can't have you around the count. If I am rid of you here, I won't be found out."''
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| *''"And the others will never find you. Yes, this is my moment to grasp."''
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| *''"It's time for you to take your final bow, Mr. L..."''
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| *''"Ah ha ha ha ha. Shhhhh. Don't worry. It won't be so bad, I promise."''
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| *''"I'll send those heroes your way soon, so you'll have someone to play with. Ciao... Mr. L!''"
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| *''"The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder!"''
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| *''"Oh, bad news for you! There is no way in this world to restore the [[Pure Heart]]...
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| *''"Yes, sadly, your hard work was all... in... vain."''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. Yes, it does, and that's why I decided to give you a consolation prize..."''
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| *''"It's quite simple... I fulfilled their wishes! I sent them to the next world! Ah ha ha."''
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| *''"You do know who I am, right? I am your enemy, Dimentio! I serve Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Well, as pleasant as this has been, I must leave. Ciao!"''
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| *''"Ah ha ha. Oh, I'm afraid so, my count. In fact, [[Heroes of Light|they]] will be here before long. ♪"''
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| *''"Well, I'm not one to miss a party..."''
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| *''"Oh, but wait one moment... Dear Count... Does the name Blumiere ring a bell?"''
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| *''"Oh, the [[Tippi|mustache man's Pixl]] went on and on... She said, 'I must stop Blumiere.' But I suppose there's no reason to pay any mind to the ramblings of a [[Pixl]]..."''
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So... You've made it here at last."''
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| *''"Oh, but...what's this? You seem to be missing the [[Princess Peach|ravishing princess]] and the [[Bowser|arm-flailer]]."''
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| *''"Ahhh, I see. You're in a hurry. Allow me to get out of your way, then... ...Just as soon as you defeat me! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha."''
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| *''"You've proven to be worthy foes in the past, so I'm not going to make it easy."''
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| *''"You'll have to come get me first. It'll be like a game of tag...with magic!"''
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| *''"Enjoying my game of tag?"''
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| *''"Messing around? Oh, no. Magic is no laughing matter. I am always deadly serious."''
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| *''"I have been watching you. You are the only ones who can stand up to Count Bleck."''
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| *''"So...I have a favor to ask. Will you help me...destroy the count?"''
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| *''"Betray him? Ah ha ha ha. Oh, no. It is Count Bleck who has betrayed ME!"''
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| *''"He said he would destroy all worlds and create a new, perfect world in their place. But he was lying! He plans to obliterate every world, and then keep them all in ruin. I have always known about his nefarious goal, but I could never hope to stop him on my own. I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for someone who could defeat him with me!"''
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| *''"Well, you see... That is why... I rescued the [[Princess Peach|princess]] from certain [[Nastasia|brainwashing]]."''
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| *''"It's also why I sent you to [[The Underwhere]] to fix the broken Pure Heart."''
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| *''"And why I freed [[Luigi|a man]] to be reunited with his [[Mario|brother]]... Now do you see?"''
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| *''"Ahhh, you've got me pegged. Now, how about you return the favor?"''
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| *''"I'll give you the power you need to crush Count Bleck... Just fight by my side!"''
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| *''"...Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! How does this strike you? Defeat the count and I will give you a very rare [[Catch Card|card]]. Does that entice you?"''
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| *''"You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of it’s trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, '[[List_of_Implied_Items#Demented|Demented by Dimentio]]', will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room! Now will you fight with me?"''
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| *''"You're the hero! Are you going to let [[Tippi|little butterfly minds]] influence your decision? What will it be? Will you help me face Count Bleck?"''
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| *''"AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Excellent choice, Mario! You are wiser than you look."''
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| *''"Now, let me give you a taste of my scrumptious power, just as I promised."''
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| *''"That sucking sound is your free will being plunged from the toilet of your mind! Now, you are my slave, and you will do my bidding. You will be…fearless! Go and defeat the count! And when he is gone, I will create a new world!"''
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| *''"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, for dramatic effect! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."''
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| *''"Still you refuse? But this offer, it drips of generosity!"''
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| *''"With the Chaos Heart in our hands, we can rule every world! Do you still refuse?"''
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| *''"So you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your game ends."''
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| *''"I think I'll start with [[Luigi|the green one]]. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"'' (U.S. version)
| |
| *''"I think I'll start with [[Luigi|the green one]], he looks like a pushover."'' (PAL version)
| |
| *''"Ah ha ha. How tender. I just squeezed out a tear. Yes... [[Mario]] can run along."''
| |
| *''"And if he somehow manages to defeat Count Bleck on his own...all the better!"''
| |
| *''"And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!"''
| |
| *''<big>"NOOOOO!</big>"''
| |
| *''"I... I cry uncle! Mercy! UNCLE, I SAY!"''
| |
| *''"I-I see that now... Your power is formidable..."''
| |
| *''"Which is why I can't let you fall into Count Bleck's velvet-lined gloves..."''
| |
| *''"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. I have you now! Luigi!"''
| |
| *''"We will both taste the agony of [[Game Over|game-overing]]...by magic!"''
| |
| *''"Silly assistant! Absorbing my attack to protect him? What an adorably hopeless gesture."''
| |
| *''"I was about to give him the everlasting peace he so desperately wants!"''
| |
| *''"Even if the count dies, the Chaos Heart won't disappear if I continue to control it!"''
| |
| *''"But I needed the power of the Pure Hearts to beat him. I couldn't do that on my own. So I had you do all the sweaty labor for me."''
| |
| *''"And you even used your Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck!"''
| |
| *''"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one."''
| |
| *''"I'm saying that you no longer have value to me, so I'm ending your games."''
| |
| *''"They're all yours, Mr. L!"''
| |
| *''"When I sent Luigi here, I planted a seed in the fertile soil of his subconscious..."''
| |
| *''"And that seed has sprouted spectacularly!"''
| |
| *''"Mr. L... Run along now and get ready for your big entrance."''
| |
| *''"Now... Ladies and gentlemen... Get ready for the greatest magic show you'll ever see!"''
| |
| *''"The [[Dark Prognosticus]] says he's the ideal host for the power of the Chaos Heart."''
| |
| *''"And now I'm going to add my own power to this spicy little concoction."''
| |
| *''"Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you."''
| |
| *''"I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait over in [[Dimension D|that dimension]], OK? Great."''
| |
| *('''[[Super Dimentio]]''')
| |
| **''"Now the Chaos Heart is mine!"''
| |
| **''"I will use it to destroy all worlds...and create perfect new ones!"''
| |
| **''"So, shall we get started? Now I have all I need...to become the king of all worlds!"''
| |
| **''"Ah ha ha ha. I am now invincible! There is nothing you can do!"''
| |
| **''"And now it is time for the destruction to begin..."''
| |
| **''"Let it begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness like upside-down turtles!"''
| |
| **''<big>"L-POWER!"</big>''
| |
| **''"Hmph... Let's stop wasting time and finish this, shall we?"''
| |
| **''"W-WHAT?!? The Pure Hearts?!? I thought you wasted them all fighting Count Bleck!"''
| |
| **''"What's... happening?! I'm not invincible anymore..."''
| |
| **''"Urgh-GAH?!"''
| |
| **''"How did you do it...''"
| |
| **''"How could I have lost with the power of Luigi and the Chaos Heart..."''
| |
| **''"And the prophecy... Has it been undone?!"''
| |
| **''"Urrrrrrk... Unngghhhh... You think this is the end? This isn't finished..."''
| |
| **''"You cant...stop this now... You can't escape..."''
| |
| **''"I've been saving one last surprise... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ciao!"''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Fleep]]==
| |
| *''"Heeeere I seeeeeet, amore! ♪ Awaiting youuuuuu, amore! ♪ No more, no more, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"100 years agoooooo, amore! ♪ I came in here to go, amore! ♪ So bored, so bored, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"No toilet paper here, amore! ♪ I wait 100 yeeeears, amore! ♪ What for, what for, amore? ♪"''
| |
| *''"Any paaaaper, please, amore? ♪ Just a sheet for me, amore! ♪ Implore, implore, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"Paaapes, paaapes, amore! ♪ Looove the paaapes, amore! ♪ Oh more, oh more, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"Fleep has a-waited for you! At last we meeeet, mi amore! My sweeeet, sweeeet paper!"''
| |
| *''"And now we do part, amore! ♪ For down you depart, amore! ♪ No more, no more, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''<big>"RELIEF!"</big>''
| |
| *''"Eeet's a paper miiiracle! Fleep is a-feeeeeling good! You bring Fleep the happy?"''
| |
| *''"Fleep has been a-waiting so long for you, amore! Si, for this momento!"''
| |
| *''"We Pixls are helpful tools, si? But we no choose masters, be they goood or baaaaad!"''
| |
| *''"Still, Fleep has the passion to be used for something, so... Fleep waited here, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"And you found Fleep, amore! ♪ Oh, thank you deep, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"From this momento, you and Fleep are as one! we shall never paaaaart!"''
| |
| *''"Fleep follows you, amore! ♪ Companion true, amore! ♪"''
| |
| *''"On the back side of the sad is the happy! We will find it! You and Fleep, amore! ♪"''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Flimm]]==
| |
| *''"Greetings! Name's Flimm. Freelance Sales Freak, owner and proprietor of this shirt."''
| |
| *''"Sell anything. Sell to anyone. Sell big. Sell often. SELL NOW! So... Look then BUY!"''
| |
| *''"Oh, boy. That is a fine eye [[Heroes of Light|you]] have there. Do you have a master's in buying stuff?"''
| |
| *''"That's a(n) *Insert item here* And it's yours for only *Insert number here* [[coin]]s! Selling madness!"''
| |
| *''"I've got bundles of bargains! But you've got no room! Can't carry, can't buy."''
| |
| *''"Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE."''
| |
| *''"Wow. Talk about a win for you. You're going to love that li'l baby. LOVE it."''
| |
| *''"Well, inventory changes like THAT! Yeah, that quick. So come back soon."''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Flint Cragley]]==
| |
| *''<big>"CRAGLEY HO!"</big>''
| |
| *''"'Coming to you live...from the foul darkness; the home of the [[Floro Sapien]].'"''
| |
| *''"'Lesser [[Cragnon]]s would weep softly. No one has set foot in [[Floro Caverns|this cave]] and emerged alive.'"''
| |
| *''"'But some make history with sheer gall and will power...and Flint Cragley is such a man!'"''
| |
| *''"'Into the Floro Sapien Cave of Doom! A [[Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter|Flint Cragley Cragtrotting]] Adventure!'"''
| |
| *''"...No, no, wait a second. That'll never play well in the sticks. How about..."''
| |
| *''"'Taste Danger! Flint Cragley Vs. a Recragginated Mummy in Floro Sapien Central!'"''
| |
| *''"I wonder if that'll test well with the weekend audience... Those Cragnons are fickle..."''
| |
| *''"'Suddenly...out of the cave mists...mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view! Did they hope to dine on fillet of Cragley? Would our hero meet their mandibles? Tune in after this brief commercial break to witness the torrid conclusion!'"''
| |
| *''"...Great, cut, print, wrap it. Now what do you dolts want? What are you doing here?"''
| |
| *''"Huh? You're on a quest to find a treasure called the [[Pure Heart]]? Spectacular. Just fabulous! All-time coincidence, that's what this is!"''
| |
| *''"Just great to meet fellow adventurers, really, it is. I'm ecstatic about this."''
| |
| *''"Listen, call me Flint. I'm a heck of a guy to know! Best cragtrotter of our time!" You may know me from '[[Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter]],' which airs weekly on crag-vision.''
| |
| *''"That's why I pretended to be kidnapped! I'm filming another epic show!"''
| |
| *''"Unfortunately, my [[Hornfels|idiot]] [[Monzo|crew]] wandered off somewhere... So unprofessional. I turned away for a second, and they vanished into the foul blackness of this cave..."''
| |
| *''"The worst part is, they have the [[Cave Key|key]] that'll get me deeper into this infernal abyss!"''
| |
| *''"You there! If you run into my crew, tell them I'm waiting and stomping impatiently!"''
| |
| *''"Pure adventure personified thanks you kindly!"''
| |
| *'''"In a miraculous turn of events, I was reunited with my faithful camera Cragnons.'"''
| |
| *''"'But there was no time for celebration! We had to swoop to the aid of [[Floro Cragnien|the kidnapped]]!'"''
| |
| *''"'With danger nibbling our heels, we ventured deeper into the forbidding cave... To do so, we used the key to the last unopened door in the forsaken labyrinth!'"''
| |
| *''"So, um... You do have the key, right? Lemme grab that."''
| |
| *''"Yes, genius, a key. Wait... Don't tell me you don't have it either!"''
| |
| *''"Ah, yes, so you DO have it! Good show, good show, yes. Give it here. Quickly, now."''
| |
| *''"You... You LOST it?!"''
| |
| *''"'A tragic crew blunder ruins Cragley! Had the gods of adventures forsaken us?!'"''
| |
| *''"Preposterous! If such a claim were true, there would be evidence in my pocket, which there ISN'T."''
| |
| *''"'A miracle struck! As if by magic, the long-lost key had returned to my pocket!'"''
| |
| *''"The cave defied Cragnon comprehension! It was a place of purest miracles!"''
| |
| *''"Lucky turn of events, finding that key... I'm sure everyone contributed somehow."''
| |
| *''"Now, onward! We must make our way to the last unopened door to the horrid depths... If my research is correct, and it always is, then this door key should open that door."''
| |
| *''"Of course, through the door may lie a trap that will devour us all... Ho ho HO!"''
| |
| *''"What's that? You say you want to open the door no matter what may lie in wait?! Tremendous! Such bravery! I was planning on opening it myself, of course, but since you seem so passionate..."''
| |
| *''"Not that I'm afraid or anything. Don't be ridiculous. I mean, that's laughable."''
| |
| *''"As a fellow cragtrotter, I know the heady thrill of the hunt! I'll yield to your lead!"''
| |
| *''"See you in two ticks!"''
| |
| *''"'We plodded on, traipsing over all manner of beasts that gnashed fangs at us!'"''
| |
| *''"'But then...NOOO! A sight to horrible to believe appeared before our eyes!'"''
| |
| *''"I know that, you cretin! The 'sight too horrible to believe' is still up ahead! We're going to look for it now! Come on, MOVE!"''
| |
| *''"Of course! I knew it all along!"''
| |
| *''"'Emergency special report from the Floro front lines! Environmental pollution drives Floro Spaiens mad! Whither will they rampage?"''
| |
| *''"So the villagers throwing garbage in the river was the reason for this whole thing? Well... I tried to tell those guys, but my thoughts were too far ahead of their time..."''
| |
| *''"Yes, once my fellow villagers see this, they'll surely realize the error of their ways. Once the words of Flint Cragley reach them, they'll throw garbage no more!"''
| |
| *''"Sounds like a fine way to keep the peace i n the land... Keep those promises, folks!"''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Fracktail]]==
| |
| *''<big>"WARNING!"</big>''
| |
| *''"INTRUSION DETECTED."''
| |
| *''"LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED."''
| |
| *''"WAIT. SCAN INITIALIZED."''
| |
| *''"[[Mario Cap|RED CAP]] DETECTED. BLUE OVERALLS DETECTED. LEVEL 5 MUSTACHE DETECTED."''
| |
| *''"INCREDIBLE. POSSIBLE SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION."''
| |
| *''"BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE."''
| |
| *''"HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS..."''
| |
| *''"SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH."''
| |
| *''"SYSTEM OVERLOAD! [[Mario|LEGENDARY HERO]] IDENTIFIED!"''
| |
| *''"FORGIVE ME HERO, I AM CALLED FRACKTAIL. MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS."''
| |
| *''"YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL."''
| |
| *''"YOU MAY PASS. THE [[Pure Heart|PURE HEART]] IS JUST AHEAD."''
| |
| *''<big>"WHO SPEAKS?"</big>''
| |
| *''<big>"BZZZZZZRRRRT."</big>''
| |
| *''"BEEEEEEEEEEEEP."''
| |
| *''"[[zeldawiki:Error|I AM ERROR.]] PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART."''
| |
| *''"...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK."''
| |
| *''"DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED."''
| |
| *''"READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER."''
| |
| *''"NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG."''
| |
| *''"APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT."
| |
| *''"YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS."''
| |
| *''"WAITING FOR PROCESSORS."''
| |
| *''"'404 computer hamsters not found.'"''
| |
| *''"THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT."''
| |
| *''"BEEBLEBLIP!"''
| |
| *''"C:/ run query identification"''
| |
| *''"C:/ run insult generator"''
| |
| *''"C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!"''
| |
| *''<big>"CTRL ALT DEL!"</big>''
| |
| *''<big>"SYSTEM CRASH!"</big>''
| |
| *''"AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G."''
| |
| *''"I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE..."''
| |
| *''"HERO... HERO... THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUIT...SMOLDERING."''
| |
| *''"PLEASE... YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD..."''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Francis]]==
| |
| ===Chapter 3===
| |
| *''"Ner-herrrr herrrr herrr herr!"''
| |
| *''"HI-TECHNICAAAAAAAL! I caught a super-rare pixelated [[Tippi|butterfly]]!"''
| |
| *''"My friends at [[List of implied entertainment#digibutter.nerr|digibutter.nerr]] are going to freak when they get word of this find!"''
| |
| *''"I must bring it home. I can't miss this week's episode of '[[List of implied entertainment#The Grodus Chronicles|The Grodus Chronicles]]'!"''
| |
| *''"No way am I going to entrust my digital [[List of implied species#Recordomeow|Recordomeow]] to tape an episode so epic."''
| |
| *''"This is so hi-technicaaaaal!"''
| |
| *''"It's a totally undiscovered digibutterfly species! Nerr! I must document it!"''
| |
| *''"Yessss! Shake that thorax!"''
| |
| *''"Nerrrrr! Who are [[Princess Peach|YOU]]?!"''
| |
| *''"H-Hey! What are you doing sneaking into my room, huh? Ever heard of p-privacy?"''
| |
| *''"O-O-Oh... O-Oh my gosh... It's... It's a h-hot babe..."''
| |
| *''<big>"HOT BABE IN ROOM!"</big>''
| |
| *''"Wha-What do I... Oh man... A REAL girl in my room! This is so hi-technicaaaal!"''
| |
| *''"N-Neeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr... Must...ca-ca-calm...calm down... I'm get-get-get-get... Getting w-way too excited... Sweatles...forming..."''
| |
| *''"Can't talk to...girls... Must get...my...laptop...from... Bum bag..."''
| |
| *''"Booting up [[Swoon.exe]]! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!"''
| |
| *''"Welcome to my castle. How do you do? ...Nerrr."''
| |
| *''"Nerrherr... I boot this baby up whenever it's time to talk to the...heh...laaadies."''
| |
| *''"Schweeeeet. Time for my Swoon.exe program to work its magic!"''
| |
| *''"(Where should I start...?)"''
| |
| *''"(Oh, man. What do I do next?)"''
| |
| *''"(What's my next move?)"''
| |
| *''"(Nerrr ...what's my next move?)"''
| |
| *''"What is your name?"''
| |
| *''"You're so cute...like a princess straight out of an anime or video game!"''
| |
| *''"As a token of my affection, I'd like to give you a special present."''
| |
| *''"Wow, we are like, so perfect for each other. it's destiny! we should get married!"''
| |
| *''"[[Tippi]]? Hmm... Tippi... Tippi... There's no Tippi command here! What is she talking about?!"''
| |
| *''"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAARD!"''
| |
| *''"That was the only copy of the Nerr2Babe patch and now it's gone forever!"''
| |
| *''"Nerrr... Real babes are scary!"''
| |
| *''"So... So you've come to raid [[Fort Francis|my fort]] and steal Francine?"''
| |
| *''"B-By the way, I came up with the name Francine on my own! Isn't it schweeet?"''
| |
| *''"At first I thought it was a little weird that you could talk and everything. But the digibutter.nerr forum reaction convinced me you were hi-technicaaal! You're my only...sniff...offline friend, Francine...so no one will take you away from me!"''
| |
| *''"Nerrr! Can't see me? That's 'cause my invisibility powers are totally hi-technicaaaaal! "''
| |
| *''"Little Francine is hidden, so you can't take her!"''
| |
| *''"Feel the wrath of the jilted [[X-Naut]] in the season finale of 'The Grodus Chronicles'!"''
| |
| *''<big>"MERCY!"</big>''
| |
|
| |
| ===Chapter 8===
| |
| *''"I was in my comfy chair watching '[[List of implied entertainment#Starship X-Naut|Starship X-Naut]]', then I warped [[Castle Bleck Foyer|here]]! Maybe my Reclinotron 4500 extrapolated my dreams and couch-warped me to you!"''
| |
| *''"Nothing is gonna take you away from me this time, Francine!"''
| |
| *''"That's impossible... My hi-technicaaaal battle moves failed me!"''
| |
| *''"That's IT! I'm going to run a simulation on my computer to figure out what went wrong!"''
| |
|
| |
| ===Post-game===
| |
| *''"When I see something super-rare, I must own it!"''
| |
| *''"But trying to hold a digital butterfly against her will landed me in the hospital. So I'm, umm... I think I'm done with that stuff."''
| |
| *''"This time, I harnessed my inner nerr to create something beyond hi-technicaaal!"''
| |
| *''"Dying to see it, a-aren't you? BEHOLD!"''
| |
| *''"My masterpiece! A 1:1-scale replica of Tippi with real fluttering action! I like to call her... <big>[[Tiptron]]!</big>"''
| |
| *''"D-Did you hear that? She can perfectly replicate Tippi's voice!"''
| |
| *''"Tiptron can even flutter! She's pretty much the pinacle of hi-technicality!"''
| |
| *''"Tiptron earned me the coveted Elite Nerr status on the Digibutter.nerr forums."''
| |
| *''"Oh! Would you by any chance be interested in buying her?"''
| |
| *''"I'm saving for 'Starship X-Naut' Issue One, so I'll sell for just 999 [[coin]]s."''
| |
| *''"This is a schweeet deal on a super-rare collectible! What do you say?"''
| |
| *''"NERRRRRR! I knew you couldn't resist something this hi-technicaaaal!"''
| |
| *''"You are now the owner of the only Tiptron in the entire univerrrrrrse!"''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Grambi]]==
| |
| *''"[[Luvbi]]... Thou should not... have come. Flee...from here..."''
| |
| *''"Thou hast done a fine job... Thou hast saved our realm...
| |
| *''"The [[Pure Heart]] doth struggle against the Luvbi identity... It seeketh its true form."''
| |
| *''"It doth sense someone nearby worthy of possessing it. It must be these [[Heroes of Light|fair folk]]..."''
| |
| *''"Thou art certain? If thou turnest back into the Pure Heart, the Nimbi known as Luvbi... will cease to exist."''
| |
| *''"Sayest thou what thou wilt to me, but talketh not to [[Queen Jaydes|thy mother]] in that way!"''
| |
| *''"Perhaps thy sass shall end once thou changeth forms! What dost thou wait for?"''
| |
| *''"Thou art an ungrateful brat! Dost thou not recall when I lingered by thy ill bedside?"''
| |
| *''"What madness doth spew from thy lips?! Who GAVETH thee that allowance?!"''
| |
| *''"And thou didst lie to get the money, too! Thou didst pretend to buy schoolbooks!"''
| |
| *''"Now, ye prophesied ones... Destined heroes... Takest our dear daughter... Takest the Pure Heart.''"
| |
| *''"And sweareth to me... Thou must prevail!''"
| |
| *''"Let no one else in the universe feel this sadness!
| |
| *''"Very well. Then I am satisfied..."''
| |
| *''"Now, Luvbi, Thou must go...
| |
| *''"[[Heroes of Light|Thou]] hast done such an amazing job... Such truly amazing work..."''
| |
| *''"Thou hast saved all worlds! Now all doth smile again... And Luvbi hath returned!"''
| |
| *''"Thou hast fulfilled thy promise... I knew thou wouldst. I owe thee so much."''
| |
| *''"Thou and thy friends are heroes indeed! Thank thee..."''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Luigi]]==
| |
| ===Prologue===
| |
| *''"...Wow, sure is peaceful today, eh, [[Mario|Bro]]?"''
| |
| *''"Makes a guy feel lucky, having a peaceful day..."''
| |
| *''"Yup, reeeeeal peaceful. It's so peaceful, it's almost a little bit boring. It makes you just want a... KERBLOOEY! Y'know? Some kind of shocking event..."''
| |
| *''"...Ooh, at [[Princess Peach]]'s place, maybe? That'd be cool, huh, Bro? Maybe we should go visit [[Princess Peach's Castle|Mushroom Castle]]! It has been a while. I'm sure the princess would be happy to see us."''
| |
| *''"[[Toad|T-Toad]]?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"''
| |
| *''"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! Why that's ridiculous! Who in the world would do such a thing?!"''
| |
| *''"Wait a second... Yeah... I think I've got it! Bro, this must be the work of [[Bowser|that guy]]! That bad guy!"''
| |
| *''"I won't stand for this... we'll have to sneak into [[Bowser's Castle|his castle]] and rescue Princess Peach!"''
| |
| *''"Let's go, Bro!"''
| |
| *''"Quiet, you big [[Bowser]]! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"''
| |
| *''"[[Dark Prognosticus|Destroy]] [[Chaos Heart|all]] [[The Void|WORLDS]]?!"''
| |
| *''"Eh? What am I doing [[Castle Bleck|here]]? Huh? Is that...Princess Peach over there??? And that guy is...HEY!"''
| |
| *''"HALT!"''
| |
| *''"Oh, no! I don't give my name to [[Count Bleck|scoundrels]]! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!"''
| |
| *''"Here's where Luigi rescues Princess Peach!"''
| |
|
| |
| ===Chapter 2===
| |
| *''"Ohh... My head... ...Hey! Where am I?"''
| |
| *''"Oh yea, now I remember! I was saving Princess Peach, but I messed it up, and..."''
| |
| *''"Yeah... Hey there, uh, [[Goomba|bad]] [[Gary (Super Paper Mario)|guys]]. You doing all right?"''
| |
| *''"So yeah...kinda awkward... Say have you guys seen the princess and Bowser?"''
| |
| *''"No... I... I couldn't possibly! I've gotta save the princess!"''
| |
| *''"The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me?"''
| |
| *''"Then I've got no choice! Luigi must [[Super Jump|spring]] into action! My fans need me!"''
| |
| *''"Then follow ME, brave...er... [[Goomba]]s! Here we gooooo!"''
| |
| *''"You... You dirty TRAITOR!"''
| |
| *''"Ack! WhWhoa! Hey! No! Mario, where are you? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"''
| |
|
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Unnnnnggggghhh..."''
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| *''"Oh, boy! How'd I end up in [[The Underwhere|this stinky place]]?"''
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| *''"Count Bleck's underlings grabbed me, I remember that... Then... And then..."''
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| *''"Owahhhh... Oh, FORGET it! I just wish somebody would come help me!"''
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| *''"Buh... BRO?! OH YEAH! I missed you, Bro!"''
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| *''"What? [[The Underwhere]]? The land of [[Game Over|ended games]]?"''
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| *''"Bro, what are you SAYING?! What does it all MEAN?!"''
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| *''"Uh hunh... OK, I gotcha. So my game is over... Great."''
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| *''"I guess one of Count Bleck's baddies must've done me in, just like you guys, huh?"''
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| *''"Well, everybody runs out of [[Extra life|extra lives]] sometime, right? So what should we do now?"''
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| *''"...[[Luvbi]]? You're looking for someone named Luvbi? Hey, sounds good to me! I'm loaded with free time! After all, my game's over!"''
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| *''"I was feeling pretty low, Bro, but now that you're here, I wanna jump for joy!"''
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| *''"This looks like a job for Luigi!"''
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| *''"You know my bro always bounces back! Like me! I bounce, too!"''
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| *''"So, hey, I'm Luigi! I'm my bro's bro! Nice to meet [[Tippi|you]]!"''
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"Leave it to us!"''
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| *''"The door... It won't budge!"''
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| *''"Oh boy, [[Princess Peach|she]]'s right about that! Bowser has survived worse!"''
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| *''"Another tremor... I've lost count of them all!"''
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| *''"P-Princess Peach! You're not really going to..."''
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| *''"It... It won't open!"''
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| *''"First Bowser, and now the princess... W-W-What do we do, Bro?!"''
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| *''"B-But... We can't leave the princess!"''
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| *''"well, yeah... I guess that is a Princess Peach thing to say. I'm worried about Peach, but she'd probably be mad at us for wasting time..."''
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| *''"Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!"''
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| *''"What are [[Dimentio|you]] talking about?! You want to betray [[Count Bleck|him]]?!"''
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| *''"Shag?! This mustache is all Luigi!"'' (U.S. version)
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| *''"Pushover?! I'll show you who's a pushover!"'' (PAL version)
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| *''"Leave this one to me, Bro! You run ahead! You've got worlds to save. You don't have time to fight this baddie! Don't let Bowser and Peach's sacrifices be for nothing! Or...mine, either!"''
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| *''"Besides, he insulted my 'stache, Bro! You know I'm sensitive about that!"'' (U.S. version)
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| *''"Besides, he called me a pushover, Bro! You know I'm sensitive about that!"'' (PAL version)
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| *''"Lemme at him! Run for it, Bro!"''
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| *''"Had enough, [[Dimentio]]?! I didn't need my superstar bro to take you on!"''
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| *''"W-What're you doing...?! N-N-N-Noooooooooooooo! Uwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Wawahwahwahwahwahwah!"''
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| *''"Yeah, you tell him, Princess! W-We aren't going to let [[Count Bleck|you]] get away with this. We aren't giving up! You'll never win!"''
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| *''"I don't even know what happened, Bro, but the princess found me out cold."''
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| *''"But we're all here now, so let's do this!"''
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| *''"Huh?! Uh-oh. AAAAAACK! Why am I flapping my arms! Oh, this... This isn't good!"''
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| *''<big>"I AM MR. L!"</big>''
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| *''"Master Dimentio... What is your bidding?"''
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| *''<big>"GREEEEEEN!"</big>''
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| *''"Hey, I remember this place! "''
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| *''"Wait... Can you hear that?"''
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| ==[[Luvbi]]==
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Ohhh me... I wonder if I shall meet my most special someone this day? Surely he is a prince of countenance fair, pining even now to meet me..."''
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| *''"Quickly, my loving prince! Fly to me!"''
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| *''"Pray, what call hast [[Mario|thou]] to stare at me so?!"''
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| *''"Didst thou hear me pine for an old, mustachioed fatty?! Begone!"''
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| *''"Oh, hurry... Hasten to meee... Sweeet priiince..."''
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| *''"Foulness! An aging man of mustache grim returneth!"''
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| *''"Talk not to me as though we have met! Speak now! What dost thou want of me?!"''
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| *''"Thou came hither to find me? Pah! As if I would consort with a face so behaired! I await a handsome prince! Understand? PRINCES ONLY!"''
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| *''"Oh, but hold a moment... Ha HA! Dost thou claim to be the prince for whom I pine? Priceless... Yea, verily... Very well then, good prince. Let us confirm thy lineage."''
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| *''"If thou art my prince, then surely thou knowest my name. Speak it to mine ears! If the name is true, then I shall admit thou art mine one and only."''
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| *''"Ha HA! In thy FACE! My name is not Luv... WHAAAAAT?! H-H-How hast thou come by the knowledge of my name? No... Doth this mean..."''
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| *''"Nay! Nay! Such foulness! The very thought cannot be abided!"''
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| *''"I cannot date a man so old and unpleasant to the eye! I shall return to [[Queen Jaydes|Mother]]!"''
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| *''<big>"GAAAAAAAG!"</big>''
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| *''"HA! At last thou appearest, foul, [[Mario|hairy]] [[Luigi|creatures]]!"''
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| *''"Thou art no princes! Thou art LIARS! Thou approachest me at my mother's behest!"''
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| *''"So, ummm, yea, I am sorry... that thou art so hairy."''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"My things are packed and checked thrice! I am ready to return to [[The Overthere]]!"''
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| *''"...Oh, me! Thou returnest? Did thy game truly [[Game Over|end]] this time?"''
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| *''"Hee hee... But avert thine eyes whilst we climb, lets thou succumbeth to my cuteness!"''
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| *''"Oh me, a sharpened tongue. [[Tippi|Thou]] art jealous? Dost thou pine for yonder hairy twins? For whom dost thou pine the most? The red one? Or perhaps the green?"''
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| *''"Thy cheek grows, and thy manner flustered... A crush, hot as a thousand suns, burns deep within thy heart! Yea, verily. Alas for thee, methinks. Anyway, movest on!"''
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| *''"At long last, we find it... Herein lies the way out of [[The Underwhere]]. This is <font color=red>[[Underwhere Road]]</font>."''
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| *''"Ugh... My heart weepeth to return to The Overthere without meeting my one true love."''
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| *''"Pray, speakest to me, [[Tippi]]... Believest thou in the idea of a soul mate?"''
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| *''"Hmm... I shall mark that as one vote for 'undecided.' Or perhaps I should say 'unrequited,' in thy case... Ha HA!"''
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| *''"sweet Tippi! How simple it is to tweak thy chain!"''
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| *''"Now I must forge onward. Catchest me if thou canst!"''
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| *''"Ah me, blue skies again! If we continue upward, we'll soon be in The Overthere. Let's get going!"''
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| *''"Pray, I would understand this! Is yon [[Princess Peach|Peach]] the lady friend of Mario?"''
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| *''"Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, perhaps?"''
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| *''"Ah me, enough idle blather! I shall fly ahead, so keepest up if thou canst! If thou climbest too slowly, the sun will set, so shaketh a leg!"''
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| *''"Ah me... Prithee, tell me... Princess Peach, I presume? She hath eaten the [[Golden Apple|golden fruit]]. She lacketh common sense, I fear."''
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| *''"The Overthere teemeth with magical trees whose fruit maketh many an odd effect. The fruit of golden hue maketh people so satisfied, they falleth into deep sleep. And I mean DEEP sleep... The kind thou dost not wake up from for a hundred years..."''
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| *''"Pray, wherefore would I know of such... Ah, but hold on a moment... I do remember [[Grambi|my father]]'s words of long ago. Yea, he said one tree in The Overthere bore a [[Black Apple|taboo fruit]] that could waketh anyone..."''
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| *''"Pray... Wherefore should I know, huh?"''
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| *''"So, yon Princess Peach... All seem to holdeth her in regard most high..."''
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| *''"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph! Do what thou wnatest! I am NOT helping! I am SULKING!"''
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| *''"I shall head onward, so dawdleth not! Heareth me, Princess of silly peaches?"''
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| *''"Soon, we shall meet with my father, [[Grambi]]. Be thou on thy best behavior."''
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| *''"Thou art correct. Grambi is my father and [[Queen Jaydes|Jaydes]] is my mother."''
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| *''"Pray, listen... I fell ill once, and my father never left my bedside... They hath an overprotective side, and I grow annoyed of it at times. But perhaps it is mine own fault for being so cute. They cannot help it!"''
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| *''"Yon [[Skellobit|beasts]] seek the [[Pure Heart]]! Foulness! Only Father knoweth the Pure Heart's resting place... Father is in danger!"''
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| *''"The [[Overvator|thou-knowest-what]]?"''
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| *''"[[Whibbi]]! Speakest of my father! How doth he fare?"''
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| *''"[[Rebbi]]! Grambi is in trouble! Hast thou the [[Orb (Super Paper Mario)#Red Orb|red orb]]?"''
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| *''"Finally thou snappest out of it, eh, [[Blubbi|Dumbi]]? We hasten to yonder shrine to help Grambi, so givest thy [[Orb (Super Paper Mario)#Blue Orb|blue orb]]"''
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| *''"We must rebuild yon bridge to reach Grambi! [[Yebbi|Thou]] must givest us the [[[[Orb (Super Paper Mario)#Yellow Orb|yellow orb]]! If thou dost not, we shall tell all how long thou spent hiding in thither!"''
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| *''"Shuttest thy trap, [[Spiky Skellobit|foul one]]! Speakest! Doth my father fare well?! If thou hats hurt a whisker on his face, I shall END all that is you!"''
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| *''"Ha ha... Th-That is just silly... My mother and father..."''
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| *''"Th-That's... No... [[Bonechill|Thou]] liest! Father! Sayest something!"''
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| *''"Father... The words of that thing...were lies, yea? Thou and Mother art my parents?"''
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| *''"...So it is...true..."''
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| *''"So, uh... Ha ha... Thou sayest I am meant to be with him... He verily is...my prince? This doth STINK! He is completely wrong for me! I speak seriously to you... This hath no humor to it!"''
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| *''"Fine. I shall return to my Pure heart form...and I shall go with Mario and his friends..."''
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| *''"Nay, perhaps i already have... I remember being the Pure Heart now, in truth. And the world would end if I did not do it, is this not so? So I should just..."''
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| *''"Wait... Why do i explain myself to thee?! Thou art not my real father, so QUIET!"''
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| *''"To think of all the times thou hast scolded me! thou didst KNOW I was not long for this world! Why didst thou not let me have fun?! Nay! Instead I suffered an angry fake father and a nagging fake mother! I had no life! How dost thou plan to make that up to me?!"''
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| *''"Oh, giveth me a break! I must do it whether thou wish it or not! It shall be a RELIEF!"''
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| *''"I scoff at thy lingering! Why dost thou not giveth me back the present I bought with my saved allowance!"''
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| *''"How dost thou DARE to lecture on lying! And why dost thou think I lied?!"''
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| *''"I thought that Mother and thee... I thought... Thou wouldst...be happy... The pair of thee... Thou art not real parents... I... I.. I hate thee..."''
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| *''"Oh, Mother... Thou needst not to apologize... My dear mother... Thank thee..."''
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| *''"The Pure Heart doth wish to assume its original form..."''
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| *''"Tippi... Takest good care of the real me. And...savest the world, yea? Such is my final wish, so if thou dost not do it, thou art most unkind!"''
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| *''"Father... Mother... Fare thee well... I am sorry for lying earlier. Because in truth... I... I love thee...both........."''
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| ==[[Merlon]]==
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| ===Prologue===
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| *''"Oh ho! Well, well, well... Back so soon, [[Tippi]]?"''
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| *''"And who might this be? Red shirt. Blue overalls... And magnificent 'stache! Tippi, you have truly outdone yourself..."''
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| *''"I welcome you, [[Mario]]! This is the town of [[Flipside|<font color=red>Flipside</font>]]. You have come far from the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] of your dimension..."''
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| *''"Of course, our fair Flipside is in no dimension at all! No! it is BETWEEN dimensions!"''
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| *''"My name? Merlon! I am a descendant of the [[tribe of Ancients|Ancients]] who created this town."''
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| *''"I busy myself studying musty, ancient texts to forestall the end of all worlds!"''
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| *''"Ahh... You want to know about the end of all worlds? What's happening you ask? So Tippi has not yet told you, I gather... well then, Mario... The answer hangs above you."''
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| *''"Do you see the gathering darkness in the sky? It is a hole in the very dimensional fabric of space! Such a strange phenomenon..."''
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| *''"Is it near or far? None know. It may appear small now, but it will only grow. And in the end, it will swallow all existence... All worlds, all dimensions..."''
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| *''"This [[The Void|void]] was created by our enemy, [[Count Bleck]], who wields the [[Dark Prognosticus]]."''
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| *''"Yes... The passage Tippi just quoted is from the [[Light Prognosticus]] of my ancestors. The book also says this: 'The Void will swallow all... Naught can stop it...unless the one protected by the dark power is destroyed. The hero with the power of the eight [[Pure Heart|<font color=red>Pure Hearts</font>]] will rise to this task.' ...So it is written."''
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| *''"This is one of the eight Pure Hearts. you are surely the hero spoken of in the pages of the Light Prognosticus. You are the only one who can defeat Count Bleck and save all worlds!"''
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| *''"Mario! Take this and save all worlds from destruction!"''
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| *(Nah.)
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| *''"What?! How can you refuse? If you do not accept this, all worlds will end! You must!"''
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| *''"After all I have told you, you still refuse?!"''
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| *''"You are our very last soap... Wait, what did I say? Hope! Very last HOPE!"''
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| *''"This is the final time I will ask you. Please... Save the world!"''
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| *''"I see... Then all worlds are as good as doomed... <small>Ohhhhh...</small>"''
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| *(I will!)
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| *''"Excellent! You truly are the hero of the book of legend! My eyes never deceive! So... <small>Ahem!</small> Mario, our brave hero! Take...THIS!"''
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| *''"Now, great hero Mario... Your first task awaits. You must take this Pure Heart... You must place it in the [[Heart Pillar|<font color=red>Heart Pillar</font>]] in this town. Tippi will lead you there. return to me when you are finished with this task!"''
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| *''"Look! A door has appeared! This '[[Dimensional Door|dimensional door]]' was made to lead the hero to another Pure Heart. Yes, somewhere beyond this door lies one of the seven other Pure Hearts..."''
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| *''"...Tippi. You must use your power to help Mario find this Pure Heart and return here."''
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| *''"And Mario... I have something to give you that will aid you on your journey."''
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| *''"With [[Return Pipe|this]], you will be able to return to Flipside from anywhere in the universe! Use it whenever you feel you must return in a hurry."''
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| *''"...The Light Prognosticus foretells that the hero will meet a 'dimensional governer.' And from him, the hero will learn <font color=red>the dimensional technique</font>... I am almost certain this refers to my friend, the Flip Wizard, [[Bestovius|<font color=red>Bestovius</font>]]."''
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| ===Chapter 1===
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| *''"You return so soon? I can see from your faces that it went well indeed... Let's go back to my house so you can tell me the details.. Please, step right in."''
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| *''"So how was it, dear friends? Did you find a Pure Heart?"''
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| *''"Oh ho, such pure brilliance... This is a true piece of the one true [[Purity Heart]]!"''
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| *''"Wh-What?! Lady [[Merlumina]]?! You were well met. She is an ancestor of mine. She was a great leader and was revered as the wisest of ancient sages. Merlumina and those who followed her built this town. They are why we are here."''
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| *''"What is it?! get a hold of yourself, [[Skeet|lad]]..."''
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| *''"What? A girl fell out of the sky? What in the worlds?"''
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| *''"Hmmm... She does not look at all familiar to me... Who could this be?"''
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| *''"[[Princess Peach]]?! So this is the princess that Count Bleck kidnapped? Well, the poor girl seems to have had a rough time, of that we can be sure. And she is shivering uncontrollably... What could the problem be?"''
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| *''"Mario. You must go to the chef named [[Saffron|<font color=red>Saffron</font>]] on the ground floor of Flipside. I am sure she knows a warming and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl..."''
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| *''"Once she revives, we will be able to ask Princess Peach exactly what happened."''
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| *''"Of course! [[Spicy Soup]]! That'll do the trick, methinks! Give Princess Peach a sip!"''
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| *''"Well, my dear... That is most assuredly a tale of woe and troubles."''
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| *''"'And one Pure Heart shall lead the way to the next...' So it is written."''
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| *''"And...my intuition tells me the next door may lead you to the mysterious [[Merlee|<font color=red>Merlee</font>]]. Like Bestovious and I, Merlee is one of the Ancients... We are like long-lost cousins."''
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| *''"Yes... I have heard that Merlee has long guarded and ancient and secret treasure. If my instincts are correct, it may be the next Pure Heart we seek."''
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| *''"I must tell you, the Light Prognosticus also speaks of her magical powers..."''
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| *''"Oh ho, are you going as well? You should not tax yourself. You've only just recovered... and...it may be dangerous."''
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| *''"Hmmmmm... This princess is headstrong, to be sue. How very refreshing."''
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| *''"I insist you take [[Old Key|this]]. There are secrets in this town that even I do not know... This may be one of the keys to uncovering them. Quite literally, in fact."''
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| *''"Please, use this key wherever it fits in town. My intuition tells me you should be able to use it very near my house..."''
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| *''"I will continue to read the Light Prognosticus and look for any clues that may help. I am sure that musty old tome still has much to teach us. Yes, much indeed."''
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| *''"Now, Mario, Princess Peach... Do all you can to stop the count's evil plans!"''
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"Oh ho, welcome back, friends!"''
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| *''"How was your journey this time? Did you find Merlee and obtain the Pure Heart?"''
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| *''"Oh ho, is that so? There is [[Heroes of Light|more than one hero]]? well if Mario and Peach are two such heroes, then you still need two more..."''
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| *''"The Void has grown... Hmmm... I fear that our time grows short, dear friends..."''
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| *''"Allow me to tell of something that mystical book has already divulged to me. One person will determine whether the Light or Dark Prognosticus predicts truly... Both books refer to him as the '[[Luigi|man in green]],' but I know not what this means... I must return to my study to solve this conundrum."''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"Intriguing... So then... When you saved Tippi, the next Pure Heart just appeared? Mmm... How very interesting..."''
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| *''"I think [[Fort Francis|that castle]] was once a dwelling of the Ancients I told you of earlier. It seems my ancestors have roamed far and wide in their dimensional travels."''
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| *''"'In the castle beyond the [[The Tile Pool|great sea]], we hid a Pure Heart and sealed it safely...' Yes, I remember reading such a passage in the Light Prognosticus. The seal could only have been broken by a powerful pulse of love and trust..."''
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| *''"And now there are three heroes! Ho ho! I don't know who the last one is, but waste no time in searching, my friends!"''
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| *''"Oh ho! Well met, Mr. [[Bowser]]! May your strength protect this grou--"''
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| *''"Oh ho... It seems The Void has expanded once more... Time is short!"''
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| *''"There are matters I must attend to as well... I must search for any item of significance in the Light Prognosticus..."''
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"Oh ho! That was certainly quick work... You've already found the next Pure Heart?"''
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| *''"[[Outer Space|Space]]?! Oh ho, I imagine THAT was an unwelcome surprise!"''
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| *''"Hmmm... Well, if you had a [[Helmet|space helmet]], you would be all right, I imagine..."''
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| *''"Of course, I don't have one! But I imagine that even something LIKE a space helmet would suffice... And I just so happen to... Oh blast it!"''
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| *''"Oh double blast it all! A cleaned out my shelves the other day... Yes, I HAD the perfect thing, but I was making space, and I gave it to someone in town!"''
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| *''"Oh, just some [[Pook|random boy]]... It seemed more convenient than recycling it..."''
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| *''"You must find that boy and get explain the situation! Get it back from him!"''
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| *''"How was it this time, then? Did you find another Pure Heart in outer space?"''
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| *''"Tippi! What has happened? All of you, come to my house at once! Hurry, now!"''
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| *''"Very well, let's all take a breath and gather ourselves here... I'm concerned... Tippi may be unable to maintain her [[Pixl]] form for much longer."''
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| *''"Well, you see, Tippi was not always a Pixl... I found he rin her true form, exhausted, cursed to wander through dimensions forever. She was hanging by a thread, barely alive...so I took a desperate measure... Using my ancestor's magic, I transformed her soul into a Pixl...and thus Tippi was born."''
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| *''"She had lost her memory, so I have no idea who she is or where she came from... But I can't help thinking she did not come here by chance. Fate connects us... And my intuition in this area is rarely mistaken."''
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| *''"The Void has grown larger. And these tremors have become common, I'm afraid. Our situation grows more dire by the moment."''
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| *''"Will the events written in the Light Prgnosticus really forestall the foretold doom?"''
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| *''"Are you sure you feel well enough, my dear?"''
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| *''"Then I will not hold you back. These good people surely need your knowledge..."''
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| *''"Heroes. Please take good care of Tippi."''
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"Have you seen the sky lately? The Void continues to grow larger."''
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| *''"I imagine that some worlds have already started to decay."''
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| *''"I wonder how long our dear Flipside will be spared?"''
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| *''"The Light Prognosticus was only written to counteract the dark one... as such, it's not truly prophetic, so it's hard to say how long we really have... And yet...I feel confident in syaing that we do not have much time at all."''
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| *''"I received a message from [[Nolrem]] recently... It seems there is a Heart Pillar located on the outskirts of [[Flopside]]."''
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Oh ho! The heroes return! Tell me, do you have the seventh Pure Heart?"''
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| *''"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I do not feel the typical energy from this Pure Heart."''
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| *''"Even if you set this in a Heart Pillar, it would do nothing. What to do..."''
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| *''"To stop this prophecy, we must defeat Count Bleck, who started all of this... But to do that, we will need all eight Pure Hearts, as the Light Prognosticus says."''
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| *''"We are between a rock and a hard place..."''
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| *''"M-M-M-M-MARIO?! But I saw [[Dimentio]] end your game..."''
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| *''"Then Tippi said you were here, so I thought I'd come and take a look, but... Wow... You're truly alive..."''
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| *''"We can introduce ourselves later! For now, let's head back to my house!"''
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| *''"Funny you should say that... I just found this interesting bit in the Light Prognosticus."''
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| *''"'The seventh lost Pure Heart will draw together two men... And when the light returns, its brilliance will show the way to the last hero.'"''
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| *''"Yes, as Tippi said, I think this fellow in green may be our final hero."''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"So... We have gathered all the Pure Hearts and all four of the heroes, it seems..."''
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| *''"...What troubles you, Tippi?"''
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| *''"Much of the dark prophecy has already come to pass... but stop it we must."''
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| *''"It was by Count Bleck's hand that the Chaos Heart was summoned, bringing this peril. Without him, the prophecy's power will wither, and all worlds can avoid their ends."''
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| *''"My dear... Was there something between you and this Count Bleck?"''
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| *''"Once again, your first task is to set this Pure Heart in a Heart Pillar. Once you've done that, you must head to the [[Flopside Tower|black tower in Flopside]]."''
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| *''"'Only those who have not abandoned hope can turn back the prophecy of doom. They walk forward into the future, no matter how dark and uncertain it may be.'"''
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| *''"I know that you can do it. I, too, believe it in my heart."''
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| *''"Tippi... I don't know what is in your mind, but... If this is too hard for you, please feel free to stay behind."''
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| *''"Tippi... If your memory... returns..."''
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| *''"Tippi, you've changed so much. You've grown so strong... So! Be sure to return safely to me!"''
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| *''"Mario... Princess Peach... Bowser... Luigi... Be strong. And you too, Tippi..."''
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|
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"The worlds tremble... Has the end finally come?"''
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| *''"Yes. It is proof that the Prophecy of Destruction has not come to be. And all worlds have been saved..."''
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| *''"The prophecy has lost its power... Thusly the world that wa slost returns to normality."''
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| *''"You have done well, heroes. It is all thanks to you."''
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| *''"But...where is Tippi?"''
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| *''"I see... So she has gone..."''
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| *''"Ah... This, too, must have been under the guidance of the Pure Hearts..."''
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| *''"I shudder to think about it, but surely when the prophecy was nullified..."''
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| *''"Farewells are bittersweet... but as long as you live, you can never escape them."''
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| *''"To feel sadness is to live... but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page."''
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| *''"And with that...I am hungry."''
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| *''"I've asked Saffron to make some of her celebrated snacks for us."''
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| *''"Let us heal our weariness by devouring a banquet of sumptuous sweets!"''
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| *''"Ah, Princess Peach... I'm thinking of Tippi... I mean, Lady Timpani... I wonder if she truly is happy now..."''
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| *''"Well, let's have at those snacks..."''
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| ===Post-game===
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| *''"I've been researching [[Flipside|this town]] and other ancient civilizations..."''
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| *''"I have a feeling that there are hidden hints on how to make this world better..."''
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| *''"[[Tippi]] loved this world...and wherever she is, I know she wishes for its betterment."''
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| *''"This world that you saved..."''
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| ==[[Mimi]]==
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| ===Prologue===
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| *''"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi!"''
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| *''"Wow, that's just super, [[Count Bleck|Count]]! Yeah, first you'll erase all these naughty worlds... And then you're gonna build a perfect world without war and all that other icky stuff!"'' (as [[O'Chunks]])
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| *''"Oh, [[O'Chunks]], you big silly! Didja oversleep or something?"''
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| *''"I guess it's kinda hard to be on time, though, when you've got muscles instead of brains!"'' (as [[Count Bleck]])
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| *''"Aw, golly, thanks, Count! With you around, it's nothing but big smiles all the time!"'' (as [[Princess Peach|Peach]])
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| *''"Hanging out with the count! That's MY idea of a perfect world! ♡"'' (as Peach)
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| *''"Hey! [[Dimentio]]! Have you been reading my diary? I mean... Umm... Never mind."'' (as [[Bowser]])
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|
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"Well, hi there! Big welcome! Welcome to [[Merlee's Mansion]]!"''
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| *''"I'm Lady [[Merlee]]'s handmaid. My name's Mimi! But you can call me Mimikins if you want!"''
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| *''"You're here to see Lady Merlee, aren't you? How super for you! Well, Lady Merlee is on the first floor, in the farthest room."''
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| *''"Just hea don up there whenever you're ready! Oh, golly, but listen..."''
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| *''"DON'T YOU DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT, OR ELSE!"''
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| *''"Enjoy your visit, OK?"''
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| *''<big>"NYAAAAH!"</big>''
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| *''"You broke it! You broke my most favoritest vase!"''
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| *''<big>"DOOFUSES!"</big>''
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| *''"I loved that vase more than ANYTHING! And you BROKE it! NYAAAAAARGH!"''
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| *''"Oh, you'll pay for that! Yes, you will... I'll have you know that vase cost 1,000,000 [[Rubee]]s..."''
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| *''"So hand over that money! Now! Or you're DONE FOR!"''
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| *''"[[Coin]]s?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"''
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| *''"...So what are you saying? Are you telling me you don't have any Rubees at all?! Well, guess what? You're just gonna have to work it off, then!"''
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| *''"Until you work off your debt, you naughty little things, I OWN YOU!"''
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| *''<big>"ENJOY LABOR!"</big>''
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| *''"So! Get to work, servants!"''
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| *''"Oh, hithere! Big welcome! So happy to have you here at [[Rubee Savings and Loan]]!"''
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| *''"First off, THANKS for taking out a special Rubee loan! Now what can I do for you?"''
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| *''"Super! Let me just take all those Rubees off your hands! There you go!"''
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| *''"Well, thank you SO much for paying off your Rubee loan in...full..."''
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| *''"...?<big>WHAAAAT?!</big> How did you earn enough Rubees to pay it off?! That's not supposed to happen!''
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| *''"Noooo... You've broken my wonderful curse!"''
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| *''<big>"I'LL GET YOU!"</big>''
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| *(as Merlee)
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| **''"Ahh, yes, how very nice... ♡ Thanks for coming! Thank you twice!"''
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| **''"Mysterious and so lovely, mistress of the house you see... It's me, Merlee!"''
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| **''"I shine on, like the brightest star, calling to you from afar..."''
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| **''"And I knew that soon I'd see you buzz on by, little bees. Hee hee hee hee hee! ♡"''
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| **''"Oh, yes, of course, I know! The [[Pure Heart]] for [[Mario]]! ...And Co.!"''
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| **''"For you, yes, I'll gladly part with that purest Pure Heart."''
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| **''"Mmm, but there is a wee fee: yes, yes, 10,000,000 Rubees! Quite a bargain, you agree?"''
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| **''"So, folks, if you'd be dears, sign this dotted line here, and it's yours, free and clear!"''
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| *(Refuse)
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| **''"If you lack the Rubees now, a smallish loan I could allow. You can work it off somehow."''
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| **''"Just sign here, my dear..."''
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| **''"...OK, here's what we'll do. Have I got a deal for you! Sign up for a loan, and boom! A free gift! Away with gloom! A Super Mega Ultra Shroom!"''
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| **''"Ugh, fine, you bargain hard, I'll also throw in Breadward, a [[Pixl]] made of oats and lard."''
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| **''"Isn't that nice of me? I'm the best, don't you see?"''
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| **''"Here, dear, sign and cheer..."''
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| **''"Idiots, the lot of you! Turning down such a coup! None of you have a clue!"''
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| **''"Here it is: your last shot! Sign right now, on the dot!"''
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| *(Sign)
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| **''"Good, good, yes, rejoice... You've made a wise choice..."''
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| **''"Noises? All in your head. Vision? Nonsense, I said! Pay attention to me instead!"''
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| **''"Just sign this contract here and you'll be done, dear!"''
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| *''"No point trying to fool anyone now..."''
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| *''"Gee, lookee here! The girl you thought was a handmaid or a Merlee impostor... She's actually the faithful servant of Count Bleck, master impersonator Mimi!"''
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| *''"Golly, I was hoping we could settle this peacefully, but... TOO BAD!"''
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| *''"Oh, you wnat to make things ugly, huh? well, that's super. Let's get ugly."''
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| *''"TRUE MIMI, COME FORTH!"''
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| *''"Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi..."''
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| *''<big>"Mimmimimimimi..."</big>''
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| *''"Ooh, I don't think so..."''
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| *(As Merlee)
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| **''"What is this you talk about? You're the faker! And a lout!"''
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| **''"Don't be fooled by her act! Get her now! Attack!"''
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| **''"No, it's me! The true Merlee!"''
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| **''"Oh, now, come off it, dear! You're a dog from eye to ear! And your breath reeks, I fear."''
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| **''"Sounds like a good thought. 'Cause I'm the reall me (hot) and you really aren't (not)."''
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| **''"Hee hee hee hee hee... You're fake, you stupid fake! We all know you're the snake!"''
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| **''<big>"It's on, con!"</big>''
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| *''"Stupid-heads... I'd mimicked her perfectly! You know it!"''
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| *''"I guess I'll congratulate you... by tearing you into little bits like stupid confetti!"''
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| *''"[[Merlee|She]]'s a fast one, isn't she?"''
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| *''"Oh, golly, well, whatever. I'll finish you off first!"''
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| *''"But...what? Why can you damage me?! I'm supposed to be all INVINCIBLE! Count Bleck's power was supposed to protect me!"''
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| *''"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! When did this happen?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I feel completely completely naked! How could you?!"''
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| *''"Mimimimimiuuuuuurgh... B-But how could you... It's impossible... How..."''
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| *''"Uurr-urrk... URK! URK! Don't think you've beaten me for good, dummies... Next time you won't be so lucky... Remember that... Stupid-heads!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"Gosh, [[Mr. L]], but didn't you get pretty spanked too? So maybe YOU'RE the junior!"'' (U.S. version)
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| *''"Gosh, Mr. L, but didn't you get clobbered too? So maybe YOU'RE the junior!"'' (PAL version)
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| *''"So poor little Mimi doesn't get to be in on the fun? This stinks."''
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|
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"Gosh, O'Chunks, QUIT IT! You're breaking windows! What are you yelling about?"''
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| *''"1,000... 1,000 TIMES?! Gosh, [[Nastasia|you]]'re even more evil than I thought!"''
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| *''"Hey, but enough chatting! So where's the count, huh? I wanna see him! He hasn't called me to do anything, and I'm getting SOOOOOOOOO BORED!"''
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| *''"No way! we're just supposed to wait here for those big, mean [[Heroes of Light|heroes]] to come get us?"''
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| *''"But I'm booooooooored!"''
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| *''"Oopsie! I just remembered something real important that I gotta do! Back in a jiffy! Bye!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"But... But... That explosion didn't even turn you black with soot! That totally didn't even hurt you at all! This stinks!"'' (as [[King Sammer]])
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| *''"So you thought you'd just grab the Pure Heart? You guys are so dumb!"'' (as King Sammer)
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| *''"Surprise! It's me, Mimi!"''
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| *''"You're so silly! Did you crazy heads think the king would give you the Pure Heart? The king's probably tucked all cozy in a bed taking a nap in the castle. ...Making cute li'l snoring noises while [[Sammer's Kingdom|his world]] goes bye-bye!"''
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| *''"You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm even HERE is to get in the way!"''
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| *''"I'm not all soft 'n' cuddly like the count. Nighty-night! It's bedtime for you guys!"''
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| *''<big>"OUCHIE!"</big>''
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| *''"That really hurt! You're just a big bunch of bullies who hit cute little girls!"''
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| *''"But it doesn't matter an eensy teensy bit, hee hee! Everything's perfect! ...What, don't believe me? Look up at the sky!"''
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| *''"Yep, I sure got you meanies to waste LOTS of your time! Guess you'll have to give up looking for that dumb Pure Heart now!"''
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| *''"Golly, you guys have really got you thinking caps on today, huh?"''
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| *''"Well, I did warn you that I was meaner than the count!"''
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| *''"Anyhow, it's sure a big old bummer I can't stay to play with you guys. But this place is about to go kablooooey! Later, meanies!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"Ooh, I wanna party with those party poopers, too! Wait up, O'Chunks! Mimimimimimi!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *(As [[Merlon]])
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| **''"Oh ho ho! You've finally arrived!"''
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| **''"I found a fascinating passage in the [[Light Prognosticus]], so I rushed here to tell you!"''
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| **''"To get to Count Bleck, it seems you must hit this totally unsuspicious block!"''
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| **''"So why don't you give it a jolly old whack?"''
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| **''"Let's just stop and talk hypothetically. Say there's these things called 'flags.' Say you want to eat some ice cream, but you haven't hit the ice-cream 'flag' yet. Well, you'd NEVER get so much as a lick of ice cream until you hit that 'flag.' This is one of those times. NOW JUST BASH IT!"''
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| **''"Tee hee! What a bunch of..."''
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| *''"SUCKERS!"''
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| *(As Merlee)
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| **''"How magnificent, you have arrived! I saw in the stars you would survive."''
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| **''"Heroes, do not flee! For I am the lovely and mysterious Merlee!"''
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| **''"My beauty and the stars led you here. rest now, for you have nothing to fear!"''
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| **''"Whatever is it that you imply? How could anyone wonder if it is I?"''
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| **''"Look at this lovely aura glow, does it not tell you everything you need to know?"''
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| **''"I will now ask you questions three; the answers will hold your future's key. And you must answer each and every query honestly and fairly!"''
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| **''"Here we go! Time to start the show!"''
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| **''"Which one of these beasts is hardest for you to make deceased?"''
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| **''"Hee hee... So that one there gives you the biggest scare?"''
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| **''"Next, which one of these fearsome three most rattles your knees?"''
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| **''"You are most scared of those? Hee hee! That's very good to know."''
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| **''"Now which of these do you despise like fleas?"''
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| **''"That is what makes you so very furious? Indeed, how very curious..."''
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| **''"Well, it's been marvelous fun, but I'm afraid our time together is quite done..."''
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| **''"But do not fear or fret! No! We shall meet again yet!"''
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| **''"What are you trying to pull?! <big>IMPOSSIBLE!"</big>''
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| *''"I put everything you hate in there! How'd you get through all that icky stuff?! Unless...you bad people were LYING!"''
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| *''"I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to do get it."''
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| *''"[[Princess Peach|You]]'re the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarrassing!"''
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| *''"Golly, you sure are a lot of talk when you have your [[Mario|little]] [[Luigi|boyfriends]] to protect you!"''
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| *''"Awww... The pretty widdle princess wants to face me all alone?"''
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| *''"Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled peaches!"''
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| *''"Try not to cry, or all your pretty makeup will run. Time to go bye-bye, Princess!"''
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| *''"I don't...get it... I got beat by a...princess? <big>WAHHHHHH!"</big>''
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| *''"Yeah, right... Like you care!"''
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| *''"You silly princess, what are you DOING?!"''
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| *''"I don't want your stupid help! Just... Just leave me alone."''
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| *''"Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"''
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| *''"Yeah! I mean, there's no WAY Dimentio's getting away with this! He pulled a really dirty trick on you, but we'll always stick by your side!"''
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| *''"He's right, [[Nastasia|Nassy]]! We still have each other! we can still build the count's world!"''
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|
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| ===Post-game===
| |
| *''"...Tee hee! So? Are you surprised or what?"''
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| *''"Merlee hired me on for real this time! Yeah! To take care of the place while she's gone!"''
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| *''"She's usually in [[Flopside]], so I just pretend like this whole place is mine!"''
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| *''"Take a look... I'm turning this place into my own little stable of cutie-pies!"''
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|
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| ==[[Mr. L]]==
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"[[Squirps]]. You've done well. You're a smart kid..."''
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| *''"Heh heh heh..."''
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| *''"Oh, me? Just one of [[Count Bleck]]'s more promising minions. The Green Thunder... <big>MR. L!"</big>''
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| *''"I don't need you to tell me it's a cool name. i know it. Don't bother memorizing it."''
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| *''"Why? Because I'm about to give you a burial at sea... I mean, a burial in [[Outer Space|space]]."''
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| *''"Just because [[Mario|you]]'re in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"''
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| *''"No one's coming to save you this time, [[Princess Peach|dearest princess]]! Have at you!"''
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| *''"Ooh, the [[Bowser|evil king]] of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"''
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| *''"Oof! Impressive!"''
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| *''"I guess there's but one thing to do, hm?"''
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| *''"COME TO ME, METAL BRO!"''
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| *''"That is my DEAR metal brother. He and I share a spiritual bond, you know."''
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| *''"Yes, yes, and his name is... <big>[[Brobot|BROBOT]]!"</big>''
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| *''"Enough playing, already... NOW FOR PAIN!"''
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| *''"The gravitational laws of space allow Brobot's potential to be fully realized!"''
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| *''"Hey, [[Mario|Mr. Jumpsallthetime]]! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!"''
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| *''"Hey, [[Princess Peach|Ms. Alwaysgetskidnapped]]! I'll kidnap your FACE!"''
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| *''"Hey, [[Bowser|Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache]]! I'll foil your FACE!"''
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| *''"Hey... This makes no sense!"''
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| *''"N-No! You beat Brobot?!"''
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| *''"Ugh... I'll let you off the hook for the rest of today, I suppose..."''
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| *''"But remember this... When fortune smiles next, she'll smile right HERE! On Mr. L!"''
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| *''"Mmm. can't say I'm impressed by the minion quality... No indeed. No wonder you've been trounced up to now. You're like JUNIOR minions."''
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| *''"Spanked, you say? Ho ho! I was scouting him, [[Mimi|dear]]. He will be mine next time."'' ("Clobbered, you say?" in PAL version)
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| *''"Yes, he shall know the fury of the one and only Mr. L, AKA The Green Thunder!"''
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| *''"But enough about me... I need to head to the repair bay for Brobot modifications."''
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| *''"L-ater!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 5===
| |
| *''<big>"HEY, COUNT?"</big>''
| |
| *''"My destructive little friend is all gassed up and itching to get back into action."''
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| *''"Yes, Brobot is begging me to take him out. Say the word, and I'll roll out."''
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| *''"So the count doesn't need my services? Excellent. I'll be off then."''
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| *''"Brobot craves his daily SMASH! I can't just loiter here. There's no action!"''
| |
| *''"Yeaaah... Yeah. I've, uh...got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh...Flavorizer."''
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| *''"I'll return once everything's up to code."''
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|
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| ===Chapter 6===
| |
| *''"Heh heh heh... [[World of Nothing|This place]] is pretty bland now, isn't it?"''
| |
| *''"Heyyy, what's going on here? Looks like your [[Pure Heart]] got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh."''
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| *''"But, eh, whatever. I'll swipe it just for kicks."''
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| *''"Ahhhh...it's [[Mario|you]]. I couldn't miss that trendy red-shirt-blue-overalls combo. Heh"''
| |
| *''"Hey there, [[Princess Peach|gorgeous]]. Don't you know a chaos wasteland is no place for a stunner like you?"''
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| *''"Hey there, [[Bowser|butterball]]! Feeling a little pooped out? Too bad you sweate dyour way here for nothing. Heh."''
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| *''"How about that [[Dark Prognosticus|Prognosticus]]! Anything the count doesn't like... POOF! It never existed."''
| |
| *''"Look, I've got to run. Stay out of the count's business if you want to live."''
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| *''"Still pushing for a fight, huh? Fine. Who am I to disappoint?"''
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| *''"BROBOT LAUNCH!"''
| |
| *''"Just check this thing out! This bad boy is sporting the latest in brobotics."''
| |
| *''"Meet my new friend... <big>[[Brobot L-type|BROBOT L-TYPE]]!"</big>''
| |
| *''"The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!"''
| |
| *''"Those overalls are so played out. Have at you!"''
| |
| *''"Hey, Ms. [[Princess Peach|Pink n' Frilly]]! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!"''
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| *''"Hey, [[Bowser|King Incompetent]]! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"''
| |
| *''"Awwwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-type shoots missiles. MISSILES!"''
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| *''"Preposterous! Why? Why can't I win?!"''
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| *''<big>"GRRRR!"</big>''
| |
| *''"You laugh now, but the Green Thunder never forgets!"''
| |
| *''"I don't know what it is about those guys, but I just can't seem to beat them!"''
| |
| *''"I'm stumped. You'd think a giant robot would be enough to crush these heroes..."''
| |
| *''"I'm a disgrace... There's no way I can show my face to Count Bleck after THIS."''
| |
| *''"Not a funny joke, [[Dimentio]]... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!"''
| |
| *''"Hey, now! Whoa! What's this! You've lost your mind, Dimentio!"''
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|
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| ==[[Nastasia]]==
| |
| ===Prologue===
| |
| *''"[[Count Bleck|Count]]! Yeah, um, 'K, so preparations are complete..."''
| |
| *''"Yeah, um, being rude to the esteemed count is sort of frowned on, 'K?"''
| |
| *''"So, yeah, [[Princess Peach]], I'm gonna need you to answer the count now... Do you, Peach, take [[Bowser]] to be your wedded husband 'til your games be over?"''
| |
| *''"Gee... You sure are a fighter. But yeah, no one withstands my super-hypnosis, sorry."''
| |
| *''"'I do.' Say it now, 'K?"''
| |
| *''"Yeah, I'm gonna need [[Luigi|you]] to stop right this second, 'K? If you interrupt this now..."''
| |
| *''"Um, yeah, so are you all right, Count?"''
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| *''"Um, so, yeah, Count... This means you may turn to a new page of [[Dark Prognosticus|dark prophecies]]..."''
| |
| *''"Yeah, about that, just an FYI. I've got an urgent memo for your inbox..."''
| |
| *''"Apparently there's been some unapproved interdimensional activity lately. Yeah... I'm thinking it's the [[Mario|hero of prophecy]]. We're gonna need an action plan for this guy..."''
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|
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| ===Chapter 1===
| |
| *''"Yeah, so... I guess the hero went ahead and stomped [[O'Chunks|you]] and sent you back [[Castle Bleck|here]]?"''
| |
| *''"Yeah, um, I already sent [[Mimi]] to [[Merlee's Mansion|a site]] picked for that purpose..."''
| |
| *''"Yeah, I'll fire off a memo on that...but for now, we have another item on the agenda..."''
| |
| *''"[[O'Chunks]], you got a sec?"''
| |
| *''"Yeah, so some minions in the [[Koopa Troop|Bowser organization]] are still resisting assimilation. So I'm heading out to squash the resistance...and while I'm gone I want you to stay here."''
| |
| *''"Yeah... You just sit tight and think about your recent job performance, 'K?"''
| |
| *''"Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna have to tell [[Hammer Bro Captain|you]] that your orders mean nothing."''
| |
| *''"See, they've already sworn eternal allegiance to Count Bleck, 'K?"''
| |
| *''"And now you need to, so I'll just go ahead and pencil you in for a 10 o'clock brainwashing."''
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| *''"Hm-mm-mm... Yeah, there, isn't that better?"''
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| *''"So listen, there are still a few problem minions that haven't sworn allegiance... You, be a lamb and round them up for me... 'K? Thanks."''
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| *''"Oh, turn back? Yeah...no. [[Private Koopa|Your friend]] there had it right. This is your dead end."''
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| *''"Wow, [[Princess Peach|Princess]], you sure are lucky. I thought the wedding explosion finished you..."''
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| *''"Yeah, but this is the end of the road...and your luck runs out...right here."''
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| *''"It's time you came on over and got with the program... Come and serve the count!"''
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| *''"Yeah, that's great and all, but my hypno-powers kinda say otherwise. Just sit tight a sec, 'K? 'Cause I've just got to brainwash you real quick."''
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| *''"What?! That wasn't on my schedule! Where'd she go?"''
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| *''"Well, that's really not a deal breaker... Our prophecy fulfillment plan is running smoothly. We have no need for her. Yeah, and it doesn't matter where she runs, since all worlds are about to fall..."''
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"...Yeah, so I just got a brief memo from Mimi? It says, 'I messed up bad!' ...That's the message in its entirety. Yeah..."''
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| *''"Oh, so, O'Chunks, yeah, you think you;re all set to go? So I guess you finished up that report on your own inadequacy that I needed?"''
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| *''"Count, let me just bring you up to speed on the current state of the castle... I still have to root out a few unconverted rogues, but I'll be back soon..."''
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| *''"Hm-mm-mm... I've been looking all OVER for [[Luigi|you]]."''
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| *''"Yeah, you're that guy who really wasn't a team player at the wedding..."''
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| *''"You're gonna need a little disciplinary action, I think... So let's get started, hm?"''
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| *''"Yeah, good call. Love the enthusiasm, there. Go ahead and swear your, y'know, undying loyalty to the count, and you're on board."''
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| *''"OK, guys, new agenda? Hold this fool down so I can get his priorities on track..."''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"Yeah, um, I can take care of that for you, Count."''
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| *''"Yeah, Count... You know, there's still time... You can still change your mind."''
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| *''"Um, no, my count. I won't be doing that. My life is already sworn to you. Yeah, it's belonged to you since the day you saved me... I'll be sticking out with you until my game ends, 'K?"''
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"Yeah, so guys? Huddle up, 'K? We're just gonna have a quick new-minion orientation. His name is [[Mr. L]], and he comes to us from one of our key competitors."''
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| *''"Yeah, I hate to rain on your parade here, but O'Chunks may not... Actually, even [[Dimentio]], Mimi, AND Mr. L may not be up to this..."''
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| *''"That hero's gonna collect the [[Pure Heart]]s and come here. He'll come for you..."''
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| *''"It's strange... Nobody ever, um, cherished the universe the way you once did... And yet, you want to destroy it..."''
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| *''"If only I could have, y'know, been [[Tippi|that girl]]... Things would have been different..."''
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| *''"Yeah, um, I'm very sorry. That just slipped out."''
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"Oh, that? Yeah, I just had O'Chunks come up with a nice motivational tune. And as punishment for getting beat by that hero AGAIN, I'm making him sing it 1,000 times."''
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| *''"Yeah, great enthusiasm, but let's shelve the [[Brobot|robot]] action plan for now, 'K?"''
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| *''"The thing is, the count kinda left specific orders for us to stand by. Got that?"''
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| *''"YOU GO NOWHERE! We wait! It's the count's direct order! His word is absolute! be a good little minion and DO NOT MOVE UNTIL TOLD! ...'K? Thanks."''
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Yeah, so just got a quick ping from Dimentio? we've had a little insubordination... Yeah, according to his report, our Mr. L took on a hero-fighting initiative... I accept full responsibility. It was my administrative breakdown that allowed this..."''
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| *''"So, 'K... Um, and just another quick update on Mimi... Yeah... She, um, also left the castle."''
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| *''"Count... um, you seem...a bit different today. New monocle? Or did something happen?"''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"Count Bleck! If... Um... If that [[Pixl]] is who you think it is... There's still time! You can still stop the prophecy from detsroying everything! Yeah, becuase, if that's really [[Tippi|her]]... If she's alive, you have to stop all this!"''
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| *''"Yeah, I'm on board with what you;re saying...but there must be a way. There must..."''
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| *''<big>"Lord Blumiere!"</big>''
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"Count, look out!"''
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| *''"Um... I... I'm alive?"''
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| *''"Um, no... They're alive. Yeah, they're finally united. They overcame time and fulfilled their old vows... Somewhere, the count...is living together with Tippi... in...um...happiness."''
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| *''"And I... Yeah, I... <big>WAAAAH!</big> C-C-C-Count! NOOOOOOOO! I... I'm all alone! What am I to do now?!"''
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| *''"Oh... O'Chunks... Mimi... Y-You're right. Yeah, i can't just sob like that forever. The count would never have approved."''
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| *''"We have to create the ideal world that, um, the count wished for in his heart... A world of love, not war. Yeah, let's all pencil tht in. An appointment...of hope."''
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| ===Post-game===
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| *''"Oh, it's [[Heroes of Light|you]]..."''
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| *''"Yeah, so, um, long time no see, huh? I guess I owe you one."''
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| *''"[[Blumiere]] was reunited with [[Lady Timpani]], and the [[Mushroom World|world]] wasn't destroyed after all."''
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| *''"I guess I should be happy... I mean, I am, but, um..."''
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| *''"I just don't think my heart has fully accepted the fact that he isn't here anymore."''
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| *''"...Now I understand what it was like when Blumiere turned into Count Bleck."''
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| *''"If I have to live on with this feeling always burning inside me..."''
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| *''"Yeah, then maybe there never was any point to that other world..."''
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| *''"...I wonder...if this is how I'll spend the remainder of my days..."''
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| *''"Yeah... Or maybe I'll learn to smile again and look forward to the future..."''
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| *''"If I can't...then I suppose I could never have matched up to Lady Timpani anyway..."''
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| ==[[Nolrem]]==
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"I welcome [[Heroes of Light|you]]!"''
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| *''"I knew you would come by eventually!"''
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| *''"Ho oh! I can see that you would like to ask me where in the world we are!"''
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| *''"Ho oh oh ho! This place may seem like [[Flipside]], but do not be mistaken! You WERE in Flipside, but then you flip-flopped sides... Friends, you are in [[Flopside|<font color=red>Flopside</font>]]!"''
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| *''"Which means that i am not the [[Merlon]] you know. I am the Flopside version, a different Merlon entirely... You may call me...Nolrem!"''
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| *''"Don't you see? Ours has always been a story of two towns... They are the heads side of the coin, we are the tails!"''
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| *''"You seem a bit surprised. Ho oh oh ho... There is a front and a back to all things, young ones."''
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| *''"Now, the [[Heart Pillar]] is one floor up! Go and place the [[Pure Heart]] within it! See you!"''
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| *''"You appear to be performing your duties efficiently!"''
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| *''"I just got a message from Merlon. [[Tippi]]'s been revived! They are waiting for you at the top of [[Flipside Tower]]. Hurry! You must go there!"''
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"'At the [[Duel of 100|Duel of the Hundred]], the hero will meet with dark powers of purest chaos. If you fall to the Hundred, the chaos worlds grows and the [[Purity Heart]] fades.'"''
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| *''"'And as that happens, the hero will fall to the [[The Underwhere|world where all games are ended]].'"''
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| *''"That's in the section of the [[Light Prognosticus]] that Merlon and I just deciphered. It seems to suggest that you fail to pass these duels, all worlds will be ruined... And apparently, your lives would be lost along with the Purity Heart."''
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| *''"I know that what i have just shared with you might only serve to discourage you... I still must send you forth, however. It saddens me that I can do nothing else."''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"This is the final door."''
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| *''"Eight Pure Hearts versus the [[Dark Prognosticus]]... [[Castle Bleck]] awaits."''
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| *''"You have fought all this way because you believed the future could be bright..."''
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| *''"I can't go through this door with you, but I send with you all the hope in my heart."''
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| *''"And hurry, for the worlds may not have much time!"''
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| *''"In that [[The Void|black span of nothing]], you will find Castle Bleck. you may face battles harder than any you have endured thus far... If you feel ready to face this challenge, then please go forward."''
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|
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"...How unfortunate."''
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|
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| ===Post-game===
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| *''"Long ago, [[Tribe of Darkness|our ancestors]] held the [[Dark Prognosticus]]."''
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| *''"But one group became taken by the book's dark power... They stole it and hid it."''
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| *''"They were [[Bleck]]'s ancestors. The Dark Prognosticus changed him for the worse..."''
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| *''"But that's all in the past... All that matters is that his kind heart was restored."''
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| *''"He and [[Tippi]] should be living happily together somewhere. This, I believe."''
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|
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| ==[[O'Chunks]]==
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| ===Prologue===
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| *''<big>"Sorry I'm late!"</big>''
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| *''"What in blazin' bog rats...? How'd I beat meself 'ere?! What's goin' on?!"''
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| *''<big>"'EY!"</big>''
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| *''"Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy shape-shiftin' hooliganry! It's [[Mimi]], innit?!"''
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| *''"Show a little respect fer [[Count Bleck|the count]]! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face, lass!"''
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| *''"Lemme get this right in me brain. The [[Mario|'ero]] [[Nastasia]]'s goin' on 'bout... He yer enemy?"''
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| *''"Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a nice taste o' O'Chunks!"''
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| *''"Yeh can count on me, Count! I'll rain down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it!"''
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| *''"Mimi! [[Dimentio]]! Yeh should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 1===
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| *''<big>"GRAH-GOOGLY!"</big>''
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| *''"So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!"''
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| *''"Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!"''
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| *''"O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common thug, [[Tippi|lass]]. I thug for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself!"''
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| *''"One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!"''
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| *''"Hammage? Ehhh... Make that 'damage!'"''
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| *''"Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!"''
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| *''<big>"DEH!</big> Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world!"''
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| *''"And enemy o' Bleck be an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!"''
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| *''"Enough is enough already! It's time teh thunder down from on high an' deliver a beatin' o' the ages."''
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| *''<big>"CHUNK ON IT!"</big>''
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| *''<big>"I'M CHUNKED!"</big>''
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| *''"Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?"''
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| *''"Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that!"''
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| *''"Yeh remember this, Maria! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie."''
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| *''"Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey!"''
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| *''"And while yer at it, why don't yeh wax that bonny 'stache o' yours, Maria!"''
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| *''"'Til we meet again, 'ey! <big>CHUNKS AWAY!"</big>''
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| *''"Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!"''
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| *''"Aw... I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll spank 'em like naughty little [[Cherbil]]s, I will!"'' ("clobber" instead of "spank" in PAL version)
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| *''"Eah... Y'see... I...just got a wee bit left. I'm workin' on me conclusion. Yeh gotta gimme a break! Me writin' takes time, lass! An' 1,000 pages be a lot!"''
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| *''"A report?! What are yeh... Oh... Yeah. A'right, I'm goin', yeh great beard-tweaker!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"JUNIOR?! C'mere an' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"''
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| *''"Whut?! That makes as much sense as a beef an' broccoli sandwich!"''
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| *''"Ah, now THAT makes sense! It'll be me honor, Count!"''
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| *''"I, O'Chunks, swear to you... This hero's got a hot date with me feet! Chunks away!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"Showed at last, did yeh?"''
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| *''<big>"GRA-BLAGHY!"</big>''
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| *''"I've not been made teh wait like this since that fine lass stood me up long, long ago!"''
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| *''"Yeh did this teh break me concentraion, didn't yeh?! Yeh likes the cheatin', eh?! Sorry teh disappont yeh! Yeh think I'd fall fer a bush-league move like that?!"''
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| *''"Grrrraaa-BARGLE-FARGLE! 'Misguided'? That's not even a real word, yeh squishy bug!"''
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| *''"Quit yer yappin', now! It's time fer us teh settle this once and fer all!"''
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| *''"Grah har har har har! Big talk fer a wee li'l weird-lookin' [[Tippi|butterfly]]! I'll be wantin' an apology! In writin'! An' I want it written with yer FACE!"''
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| *''"Ugh... A [[Princess Peach|wee lass]], are yeh? Wll, I'll not go easy on yeh! Yer a foe o' the count!"''
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| *''"A stompolo-- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, [[Bowser|yeh frog]]! <big>YEH MUST PAY!"</big>''
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| *''"What d'yeh want, Dimentio?! I don't be needin' any help! Yeh'll just get in the way!"''
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| *''"Wuh... That doesn't sound too bad, I guess. Maybe I misunderstood that weirdo..."''
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| *''"Well, anyway, you lot are in fer it now! Meet the new-an'-improved O'Chunks!"''
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| *''"BLARGH IT ALL! Bad enough that yeh beat me once, but twice is too much teh bear! How can I show me face teh the count now, eh? I CAN'T! Put me out o' me misery!"''
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| *''"Get on with it! I'm serious! I've no regrets! Well... No... Perhaps I do regret not confessin' me love teh that sweet lass. <big>BUT NO!</big> That's no way fer a brave warrior teh talk when 'is time comes 'round at last! So... Do it! Now! NOW! Finish me! End me game!"''
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| *''"D-Dimentio! Look, honestly, this is kind o' important! How 'bout some privacy, eh?"''
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| *''<big>"YEH CRAZED LOON!</big> It's not the time fer..."''
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| *''"Ooh... Fer the count, eh? Well that do change a thing or two..."''
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| *''"You lot! Yeh took enough of a beatin' fer today, so I'll let yeh off easy-like! I tell yeh this, though: yeh better work on yer skills by the next time we meet!"''
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| *''"'EY! SHUT IT! I live fer the count! I couldn't end me game without 'is say-so!"''
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| *''"Me heart is weak, sure, so I'm done with it! From now on, I'm all brawn, no brain!"''
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| *''"The past be nothin' teh me! All that matters is Count Bleck's future! All fer 'im!"''
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| *('''O'Cabbage''')
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| **''<big>"BRO-CCOLI!"</big>''
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| **''<big>"CAB-BAGE!"</big>''
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| **''<big>"AS-PARA-GUS!"</big>''
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| **''<big>"Buh... Buh... BRO-CCOLI!"</big>''
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| *''"'Ey! What in gravy am I doin' in [[Floro Caverns|'ere]]?! Hunh? An' what are YOU doin' in 'ere as well?!"''
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| *''"Oh, I get the picture! You lot want teh challenge the new, improved O'Chunks! Yeh got pepper in yer pants, I'll give yeh that! But this time, yeh WILL get ruined!"''
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| *''"Whuh-oh... Me belly's growlin' like a starvin' dog!"''
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| *''"Warrior rule, number one: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis madness!'"''
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| *''"Sorry, but we've got teh call it a day! Can't go buckin' the warrior rules!"''
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| *''"Raise yer chunks in the air, as the most debonair man o' men strides into the room! ♪ Springin' forth from 'is lair as 'is foes all despair, for Bleck be the name o' their doom! ♪ Whooa-OH! That's our Bleck! ♪ Blecky, Bleckity DOOOO! ♪ Yeh, uh, somethin' Bleck... That's the guy who says... Woo? ♪"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 7===
| |
| *''"Whuh?! Izzat true, then?! What're we doin's twiddlin' our biscuit 'ere?!"''
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| *''"Lemme go throw 'em a nice welcome party... I'll bring the punch!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''<big>"HARBLE-DEH!"</big>''
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| *''"Slap me down with a slab o' mutton, I never would o' thought yeh'd make it 'ere!"''
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| *''"I'll tell yeh this, though, yeh shouldn't 'ave been such a fork in me rumpus! Now i 'ave to hit yeh with the full force o' me chunks!"''
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| *''<big>"'OW DARE [[Bowser|YEH]]!"</big>''
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| *''"WHAAAAA?! 'Ow about provin' it, then! Right 'ere, yeh an' me! Wrasslin' match o' the ages!"''
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| *''"I'm gonna 'urtle into yeh with the force of a massive 'airy comet, yeh great crybaby!"''
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| *''<big>"CHUNK UP!"</big>''
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| *''"Bet yeh weren't 'specting THAT, were yeh? Where's yer flappin' mouth now, eh?"''
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| *''"It's time fer an old-fashioned, no-'olds-barred... <big>RUMBLE!"</big>''
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| *''"'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle! 'Ow can I go on livin' with the shame o' it all? 'Ey, Bowser! Let me keep me dignity as me game ends! Finish me quick!"''
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| *''"What are yeh waitin' fer! Get out o' this place!"''
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| *''"Because yeh spanked me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass."'' (U.S. version)
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| *''"Because yeh yelled at me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass."'' (PAL version)
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| *''"Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy. Don't be the tough guy! Go!"''
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| *''"Ah, she lies like a wee rug, [[Mimi|this lass]]! Nastasia told us, Count! She said you'd come [[Dimension D|'ere]]... Or... She said she FELT you'd be here...or somethin's along those lines."''
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| *''"Talk about goin' the extra mile! She even sacrificed 'erself teh save yeh! Lissen, Count, I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up teh it! So... Yeh gotta let me 'elp!"''
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| *''"Great leapin' bog monkeys! Nastasia, she draws breath once again, lads! Nastasia! 'EY! NASTASIA! Miracle o' miracles! GRA-GOOGLY-HEY-HOORAH!"''
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| *''"'Ey now, me wee Nastasia... I'm believin' the count is still alive, too. An' if he is alive, lass, we wouldn't want to be shamin' 'im with blubberin'! So pull it together, 'ey?"''
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|
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| ===Post-game===
| |
| *''"Eah! Where [[Heroes of Light|yeh]] been, eh? Good teh see yer 'ealthy!"''
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| *''"The count's gone, but I'm still around, aren't I!"''
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| *''"[[Flipside|This world]] be pretty nice, what with all the peace an' whatnot... I like it!"''
| |
| *''"Oh, and 'ave you seen Nastasia?!"''
| |
| *''"She was feelin' right down, so I wanna take 'er teh eat some o' [[Saffron]]'s vittles..."''
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| *''"...But I can't find the lass! Eah... 'Ey now, don't go gettin' the wrong idea, eh!"''
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| *''"We're just chums!"''
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| *''"An' I like to make me chums feel good an' bubbly, eh! That... That's all!"''
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| *''"Lookin' at her bein' sad...makes me get all weepy..."''
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|
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| ==[[Piccolo]]==
| |
| *''"The bird, it warbles, TWEET! The bug, it cries, CHEEP!"''
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| *''"The frog, RRRRRRIBBIT! The dog, GRRRRRROWF! Goats and cars, BLEEEET!"''
| |
| *''"All things sing, you see... To live is to make music!"''
| |
| *''"My words... Could it be... I've said something poetic? Could it truly be?"''
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| *''"I am Piccolo!"''
| |
| *''"[[Heroes of Light|Your]] footsteps sang to me! CLOP! CLOP! And over again!"''
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| *''"But those sounds are not your everything, your all, your essence! Nope!"''
| |
| *''"I'll show you why!"''
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| *''"Use me to hear sound that matches your character... POCCOLO-COLO!♪"''
| |
| *''"The beat of your spirit... I will find it and play it for you!"''
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|
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| ==[[Princess Peach]]==
| |
| ===Prologue===
| |
| *''<big>"[[Mario|MARIO]]! HELP!"</big>''
| |
| *''"Ooh... Oooooh... What happened to me... What is [[Castle Bleck|this place]]?"''
| |
| *''"Wh-What's going on here?!"''
| |
| *''"Now, wait just a second! You will explain to me what is going on...RIGHT NOW!"''
| |
| *''"But...why in the WORLD am I marrying [[Bowser]]?!"''
| |
| *''"No! And who picked this dress out? It's AWFUL! Take me back to [[Princess Peach's Castle|my castle]] immediately!"''
| |
| *''"Uhn... Nuh... No..."''
| |
| *''"<font color=red>......I... I...do......</font>"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 1===
| |
| *''"What? How did I end up napping here?"''
| |
| *''"Wait... Didn't that nasty [[Count Bleck]] try to make me marry...BOWSER?! And then [[Luigi]], he..."''
| |
| *''"LUIIIIIGI? BOOOOOWSER? ANYBODY THERE?"''
| |
| *''"Oh, [[Hammer Bro Captain|you]] [[Private Koopa|guys]]! Are you all right?"''
| |
| *''"Farewell..."''
| |
| *''"Well, staying here won't do any good... Let's turn around and keep looking."''
| |
| *''"Wh-Who ARE [[Nastasia|you]], anyway?!"''
| |
| *''"Never!"''
| |
| *''"Mmmm... I feel like I just ate [[Spicy Soup|the most delicious thing]]... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in ages..."''
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| *''"...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, [[Merlon|you]], and [[Tippi]]."''
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| *''"Oh, Mario... What do you suppose happened to Luigi and Bowser?"''
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| *''"Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know. I just hope they're safe..."''
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| *''"So... we just need to find this [[Merlee]] person, is that it?"''
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| *''"Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off and save the worlds, now, can I?"''
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| *''"After all, [[The Void]] that is spreading in the sky is my fault. Mine and Bowser's..."''
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| *''"So I'm going, and that's final! I've made my decision."''
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| *''"Let's go, Mario! Come on, Tippi!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"[[Heroes of Light|Four...heroes]]..."''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"[[Bowser|Your]]...WIFE?!"''
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| *''"That...sham was not a wedding!"''
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| *''"What are you doing here, anyway, Bowser?"''
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| *''"Well, you see... Bowser... We really need your help. Why don't you come with us?"''
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| *''"We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this! Come on, Bowser... Please?"''
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| *''"Pleeeeeeease? For me?"''
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| *''"And what will happen to your poor [[Koopa Troop|minions]] who were caught by Count Bleck? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil bidding, not your evil bidding... Now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master."''
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| *''"Oh, thank you, Bowser! You're so sweet!"''
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| *''"Oh, there you are, [[Francis]]! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!"''
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| *''"What on earth is [[Swoon.exe|that]]?! What's going on here?"''
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| *''"My...name?"''
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| *''"You think I'm...charming?"''
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| *''"M-Married?!"''
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| *''"Hey! [[Fourth wall|Who's picking these responses for me anyway]]?! I'm not marrying this dork!"''
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| *''"I shouldn't even be having this conversation! I came to save Tippi! Where is she?!"''
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| *''"That's it! I've had it! You'd better bring her out now!"''
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| *''"It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a [[Pure Heart]]!"''
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| *''"That was...a little weird for a while, but we seem to have gotten through it OK..."''
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| *''"Say, come to think of it... Bowser... Could you be our third hero?"''
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| *''"So...you think it was because Tippi began to trust us that we found this Pure Heart?"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"Snoooooore..."''
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| *''"Eeeeeek! What's happening?! Make it stop!"''
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| *''"Eeeeeek! What's happening?! A [[Orange Apple|MUSTACHE]]?! GET SOME LIP WAX, NOW!"''
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| *''"Unnngghh... G-Grr- <big>GROSS!"</big>''
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| *''"Ewwww, what WAS [[Black Apple|that]]?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"''
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| *''"Luigi?! You're safe and sound!"''
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| *''"Oh, my. I wonder if I said something rude..."''
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| *''"Oh, I must have caused you all so much trouble. I'm so sorry...but I'm so very happy to see all of you again! I'll try and do my best to make up for time lost!"''
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| *''"I thought [[Tippi|you]]'d just gone back to town, but then I saw you lying there, not moving... And then...you started shouting loudly. I have to say, it kind of startled me."''
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| *''"Blumiere... Is that a person's name you were saying? Were you remembering something from your past, perhaps?"''
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| *''"I fear for the poor people of this world who must continue to look at the sky and worry. We must act quickly and ease their hearts and minds!"''
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|
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"Bowser...are you sure about this?"''
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| *''"We... We don't have time. we must keep going..."''
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| *''"I'm not worried about Bowser. He isn't easy to get rid of..."''
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| *''"All right, let's move on to Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"It is strange... I mean, this is [[Castle Bleck|Count Bleck's private castle]], right? So why would he let the destruction ravage his own home? What sort of evil plan is it if he destroys himself in the process?"''
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| *''"How dare you lecture us?! [[Mimi|You]] were just pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. Talk about a dirty trick! You should be ashamed of yourself!"''
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| *''"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"''
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| *''" Very well. If you insist, I'll give you want you so richly deserve."''
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| *''"Stay out of this! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! [[Mario|You]] [[Luigi|two]] leave me be! <big>UNDERSTOOD?!"</big>''
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| *''"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"'' ("yell at Mimi" in PAL version)
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| *''"Mimi... You can't stay here. Go find somewhere safe."''
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| *''"What... What AM I doing? I just leapt into action without even thinking..."''
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| *''"No, I can't do that. You have been very, very bad, but I can't leave you here to die."''
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| *''"I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"''
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| *''"Wait! I've got you... <big>EEEEEEEK!"</big>''
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| *''"We would never let you destroy everything, you awful count!"''
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| *''"I fell through, too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."''
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| *''"What is now happening to... Count Bleck?!"'' *
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| *''"I think [[Dimentio|you]]'re prophecy was wrong all along."''
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| *''"So defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"''
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| *''"How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."''
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| *''"Both Tippi and Count Bleck... gone. What could have happened to them?"''
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| *''"Merlon, what is it?"''
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| *''"Of course [[Tippi|she]] is."''
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|
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| ===Other===
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| *''"To think that [[Shadoo|something so evil]] lurked under the [[Flopside|town]]... So disturbing!"''
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|
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| <nowiki>*</nowiki><small>Though spoken by Peach, this line was likely intended to be said by [[Count Bleck]], as it is similar to his third-person speech style.</small>
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|
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| ==[[Queen Jaydes]]==
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"[[Mario|You]]... What business do you have with me?"''
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| *''"I am Queen Jaydes. Mistress of [[The Underwhere]]! Ruler of those with ended games!"''
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| *''"Here, in this place, your sins from your time among the living are weighed. If your sins are light enough, the bliss of [[The Overthere|<font color=red>The Overthere</font>]] will be yours. But if not... <big>You suffer for eternity among the [[Game Over|game-overed]]!</big> Now let us weigh your sins..."''
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| *''"Hm? I sense a strange energy... Have you brought something strange into The Underwhere, by chance?"''
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| *''"What is THIS?! No, no... It could not be... But how... It is badly damaged, yes... but what you hold is a [[Pure Heart]]!"''
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| *''"Who exactly ARE you, to have a Pure Heart...and what has happened to it?"''
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| *''"Oh, wait, that is my phone... ...Sorry, I have to take this."''
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| *''"What is it NOW, [[Grambi|Grams]]? You know I am working..."''
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| *''"WHAT?! [[Luvbi|LUVBI]] IS MISSING?!"''
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| *''"Oh, mercy... I understand. Yes, yes, I will see to it. Mmmmmm-bye!"''
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| *''"Great. Just what I need. I am already shorthanded... What am I going to do?"''
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| *''"Oh! Perhaps you can help! That phone call I received just now? It was the king of <font color=red>The Overthere</font>, <font color=red>Grambi</font>... One of the [[Nimbi]]s vanished from The Overthere, and he asked me to look for her. But I cannot abandon my duties here in the palace... and my [[D-Man|D-Men]] are all busy."''
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| *''"So it must fall to you! Will you search for this missing person in my place?"''
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| *(No)
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| *''"What?! You would refuse me?"''
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| *''"Do you not know the fate of those who defy Jaydes?"''
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| *''"I will ask you once again... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"''
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| *''"Still you do not agree?"''
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| *''"I must warn you... I can be very persuasive."''
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| *''"I will ask you yet again. Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"''
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| *''"You are a stubborn creature. This is your last chance... and I mean that."''
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| *''"I will ass one last time... Will you please search for Lubvi in my stead?"''
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| *''"I see... Then we are don here, it seems."''
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| *''"You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"''
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| *''"Farewell, mustached shayde! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO!"''
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| *(Yes)
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| *''"Oh, thank you so very much. I apologize for asking this of you, but it would really help."''
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| *''"The name of the misisng Nimbi is <font color=red>Luvbi</font>. Oh... And what is your name?"''
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| *''"Mario... Well, Mario... May I hold on to this Pure Heart while you are busy searching?"''
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| *''"Worry not, I just want a look. I will return it when YOU return with Luvbi. And in its place, allow me to give you [[Door Key|this]]."''
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| *''"Word has reached me that someone has fallen into the [[River Twygz]]. Some said it was a [[Luigi|strange fellow dressed in green]]... That could not be Luvbi... Still, just in case, I would suggest that you check there first."''
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| *''"This key will open a door to the underground waterways beneath the River Twygz. Please, I must ask that you search the area thoroughly."''
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| *''"Luvbi! Mind your manners! You know all this happened because you wandered off without permission! Now! Apologize to these nice men at once!"''
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| *''"Oh, Luvbi... You had us all so very worried."''
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| *''"Mario. please accept this as a sign of my eternal thanks. Here."''
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| *''"I have power over life and death, you see. And I was able to use that power to restore this Pure Heart. I know not how you found it, but this Pure Heart shows that fate is on your side. Take good care of it."''
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| *''"And by the way, it may please you to know that your game is not truly over. Somehow, you were sent to The Underwhere while still very much alive..."''
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| *''"My power can return you to your world if you so wish... What would you like to do?"''
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| *(Return)
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| *''"Then I shall return you."''
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| *''"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Jaydes, Jaydes, JA-JAYDES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVER... <big>CONTINUE!"</big>''
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|
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"Greetings. Welcome to the... Wait, why have you returned?!"''
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| *''"What?! You are collecting Pure Hearts?!"''
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| *''"Hmm... Now that I take a long look at you... I realize you just might be the heroes mentioned in the [[Light Prognosticus|Prognosticus]]... But could you really be...the ones?"''
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| *''"The location of the Pure Heart is a matter of utmost secrecy, I am afraid. There is nothing I can tell you... If you really must know, you will have to speak to Grambi, king of The Overthere."''
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| *''"An idea strikes... Could you fine heroes take Luvbi back to The Overthere for me?"''
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| *''"[[Bonechill|A monster]] was once held beneath here...but a recent earthquake freed it. Once it escaped its prison, it began to wander freely. Of course I would never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose. If you would take her back, I would gladly open the way to The Overthere for you. I will also alert Grambi that you are coming to ask about the Pure Heart."''
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| *''"What say you? This is a fair bargain..."''
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| *(Yes)
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| *''"...I thank you. With this monster about, my D-Men and I are busy trying to contain the damage..."''
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| *''"Just go through this door and keep heading upward to reach The Overthere. And make sure Luvbi arrives safely in the care of Grams... I mean...Grambi."''
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| *''"I had not ecieved word of your safe arrival, so I cam elooking... Are you well?"''
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| *''"Luvbi... You... You are not really our child."''
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| *''"The Pure Heart was always in danger of falling into the hands of evil, darling. So Grams and I decided to transform it into a shape that no one would suspect..."''
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| *''"It is true that we created you as a means of protecting the Pure Heart... But Grams and I came to love you as a true daughter. We wanted to be with you for all time, to protect you. You became a part of us."''
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| *''"Perhaps we were wrong to create you...and if we only caused pain, we apologize."''
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|
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| ===Post-game===
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| *''"I heard the news and came running, and I saw Luvbi... I could not believe it!"''
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| *''"It was a miracle! I feel such anguish that we put this child through so much..."''
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| *''"Now we are going to make up for it by loving her as much as we can!"''
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| *''"And we owe it [[Heroes of Light|all to you]] for saving all of the worlds. Thank you so very much."''
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| *''"Be sure to come see me when your [[Game Over|games end]]. I will tip the scales in your favor!"''
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|
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| ==[[Shadoo]]==
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| *''"I've waited for you, [[Heroes of Light|heroes]]..."''
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| *''"Ah, you have done very well... Your bravery has not gone unnoticed."''
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| *''"I am a servant of the [[Ancients]], sent here to give power to the true heroes."''
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| *''"You have passed the [[Flopside Pit of 100 Trials|100 trials]] behind you."''
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| *''"But whether you are the true heroes of legend or not is yet to be seen..."''
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| *''"I will give you a new challenge!"''
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| *''"You can use this pipe to leave the dungeon."''
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| *''"Then you can venture down through the 100 trials again to see me."''
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| *''"If you do so, then I will recognize all of you as the true heroes."''
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| *''"I truly look forward to it. See you again..."''
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| *''"Heh... What's up, heroes? I should come clean... I don't really work for the Ancients!"''
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| *''"Don't get me wrong, they did CREATE me...but I work for my own cursed powers!"''
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| *''"Anyway, the name is Shadoo. I've been testing you to study you, and now..."''
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| *''"Your clones are complete! Now's when I beat you and take your place as heroes!"''
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| *''"Oh, heroes... Blessed souls... I must destroy you all with the power of shadow!"''
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| *''"I was...so very...close to defeating the heroes..."''
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| *''"With the...power of the [[Pixls]]... I almost...got revenge...on...the Ancients..."''
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|
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| ==[[Squirps]]==
| |
| *''"Squeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurp..."''
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| *''"Squirple squeeple squinks! 'Morning, SQUIRP!"''
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| *''"You're the [[Heroes of Light|ones]] looking for the [[Pure Heart]], squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought! ♡"''
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| *''"Noooooo! No scary faces! You can call me <font color=red>Squirps</font>! I'm your captain, squooork!"''
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| *''"And if you want the Pure Heart, we need to work together, squoop!"''
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| *''"Squirps can't tell much now, but you must trust Squirps. Now, follow me, squiiiinks!"''
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| *''<big>"SQUAAAACK!"</big>''
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| *''"You! You heed the captain! You are a space grunt now, and that is the ONLY rule! Your only responses should be 'Yes, sir!' and 'Gotcha!' Understand, squirkle?"''
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| *''"Squeh squeh squeh squeh... Looks like you understand your place, SQUIIIIIIIRP!"''
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| *''"Great! Let's get ready, then... Squarp formation, squooogle!"''
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| *''"We'll 'squarp' directly to the Pure Heart. It's like warping, except Squirps invented it."''
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| *''"In order to squarp, we'll need a lot of energy, squeeeeeerk. You're all brimming with power-up power, right? You must give it to Squirps!"''
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| *''<big>"SUCCESS! ☆"</big>''
| |
| *''"And here we go... <big>SQUAAAARRRRP!"</big>''
| |
| *''"...Squoh? We're...not even close to our destination, squooops... Is that all the power-up power you have, squirp? Good-for-nothing space grunt... Squirps was an idiot for thinking you had more..."''
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| *''"Well, good-for-nothings have their own good-for-nothing ways of moving, squaaank... There's a ways to go before you reach the Pure Heart... You must space-swim!"''
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| *''"Use {{button|wii|2}} to shoot enemies with my Squirps Squirt Beam. SQUIRP! Fire, space grunt! CHAAAAAARGE!"''
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| *''"Somewhere on [[Planet Blobule|this planet]] should be an entrance to the [[Outer Limits|Space Byway]], squeeeork! Yup! It's a shortcut to the Pure Heart!"''
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| *''"Squeh squeh squeh squeh... You're gonna laugh, squaag! <big>IT'S...</big> Squirps forgot!"''
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| *''"Don't look at Squirps like that! Everything's fine! I think there probably should be some clues around here somewhere, squirple..."''
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| *''<big>"HNNNNGH!"</big>''
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| *''"No! I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"''
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| *''"It's occupied, squiiiiiinkle! And [[Fleep|whoever's in there]] won't come out! At this rate...Squirps is going to have an accident!"''
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| *''"This is no time for some silly song, squirple! I've got a bathroom emergency here!"''
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| *''"Sq-Squirps can't take it anymore! Squirps will burst! Evacuate all personnel!"''
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| *''"Phew... Squirps needed that."''
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| *''"OK! Let's go look for the entry to the Space Bypass, squibble!"''
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| *''"This is the Space Bypass! Yeah, from somehwere in here, we can enter the [[Whoa Zone|<font color=red>Whoa Zone</font>]]. C'mon, space grunt, look for the entrance, squeork!"''
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| *''"It's a prohibited zone, squirp. Some call it the 'Space Graveyard,' squoooinks. It's a complicated maze... They say once you go in, you can never get out... And supposedly, the Pure Heart is hidden at the very back of that maze, squinkly!"''
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| *''"Squirple squeedle SQUIRP! ☆ I made some room with that pit stop! Now I'm hungry!"''
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| *''"This hole... What a lovely shape, squirp! I don't know why...but I want to be squeezed into there! Someone squish me in!"''
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| *''<big>"SQUEEEZIRP! ♡"</big>''
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| *''"It's a [[Space Gate]], squirp! These lead from the Space Bypass to the Whoa Zone! Through this gate is the way forward, space grunts!"''
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| *''"Another wonderful shape! I feel another compulsion... Must...get...twisted...into...there! Someone twist me in!"''
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| *''"Something... Something's missing, squirk... Definitely... I can't shake it... There's only one solution... That's right! Squirps must eat something yummy! Squirps will not move until Squirps eats something good! This I declare, squooooorp!"''
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| *''"Squuuuuuurgh... So hungry... Squirps can't move... well, Squirps CAN move, but so very slowly... squirps needs to eat something yummy!"''
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| *''"Squirps is a gourmet! You think I'd be satisfied by something like this, squaaag? But, you went to all this trouble, space grunt, so... I don't want to, but... SQUA-CHOMP!"''
| |
| *''<big>"TH-THIS IS...</big> It smells delightful, squiigs... It tastes delightful, squoort... It's perfectly PERFECT! Oh... Squirps can't see through tears of joy!"''
| |
| *''<big>"TOOOOOO GOOD!"</big>''
| |
| *''"Squirp! Sorry about that... Squirps got carried away..."''
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| *''"We're here, squeeegle! This is the Whoa Zone!"''
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| *''"Squirps has finally arrived, squoodly! <big>SQUIRPS IS HERE!"</big>''
| |
| *''"...Squirps can't wait! squirps is going to scurry ahead. Follow Squirps when you can."''
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| *''"But remember, space grunts, this place is a super-complicated maze... You'll get lost before you know it, so pay attention to where you're going, squeerp!"''
| |
| *''"Well. Squirps will see you guys later...at the spot where the Pure Heart waits."''
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| *''<big>"SLOWPOKES!"</big>''
| |
| *''"SQUAAAAAAAACKLES! Squirps was tired of waiting! Squirps almost gave up!"''
| |
| *''"Squirple squeee! Stop it! Squirps is embarrassed! ☆ Wait... Whose voice was that, squoh?"''
| |
| *''"We have to pull ourselves together, space grunts..."''
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| *''"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Squirps brought them here!"''
| |
| *''"Oh, we're finally here... Come on! Say hi to Squirps's mommy, squirp!"''
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| *''"Yeah, this is Squirps's mommy! The queen of [[List of implied locations#Squirpia|Squirpia]]! Her name is [[Squirpina XIV]]!"''
| |
| *''"Squirps is the prince of Squirpia, a once-great kingdom... My true name is... Squirp Korogaline Squirpina!"''
| |
| *''"Sorry for not telling you... Squirps promised not to tell! It makes Squirps a target!"''
| |
| *''"Long ago, Squirps's mother was told that [[The Void|destruction]] would come to the world. And in order to protect us form this destruction, we needed the Pure Heart... So Mommy hid the Pure Heart in the Whoa Zone, where no one could get to it. And so, 1,500 years ago, Squirps was put to sleep in a hibernation capsule, squeeep!"''
| |
| *''"Squirps was meant to bring the heor here...to protect the world, squirple!"''
| |
| *''"The prince of squipria, Squirps, has a message form the queen to deliver... 'I bestow upon you the Pure Heart in the hope that you will save the world...' Here! Take it! Squirp!"''
| |
| *''"Phew! Now that Squirps is all relaxed, squirps feels kinda...tired... Mother... I did my best, right? Are you...proud...of me?"''
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|
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| ==[[Thoreau]]==
| |
| *''<big>"Sweet freedom!"</big>''
| |
| *''"Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the [[Mario|legendary hero]] must have done it!"''
| |
| *''"I expressed concern when the [[Tribe of Ancients|Ancients]] stuffed me in that chest 1,500 years ago... But it seems my fears were quite unfounded. The hero has finally arrived"''
| |
| *''"Why... YES! I am indeed a [[Pixl]]. My name is... <font color=red>Thoreau</font>"''
| |
| *''"You are a Pixl as well? But [[Tippi|you]] don't look familiar... Are you a newer model?"''
| |
| *''"No matter! Details do bore me!"''
| |
| *''"What is important is the fact that I have waited AGES to lend my skill to the hero. And, glorious day, here you are! Do take me with you... You simply must!"''
| |
| *''"You will, than? Smashing!"''
| |
| *''"With me at your side, one may grasp objects with great vigor! Simply press {{button|wii|1}} to use my throwing ability!
| |
| *''"What's this {{button|wii|1}}, you say? You need not worry. [[Fourth wall|The great being that watches us will know what it is.]]"''
| |
| *''"Just remember that I can grasp objects and enemies and hurl them with gusto."''
| |
| *''"Grab something with {{button|wii|1}} and press {{button|wii|1}} again to throw it. Why not take a moment to get acquainted with my useful talent? You will need to use my ability to get out of this room. Ready, steady, GO!"''
| |
| *''"Glorious day!"''
| |
| *''"Consider me fully at your disposal. Now, to adventure and beyond!"''
| |
|
| |
| ==[[Tippi]]==
| |
| '''NOTE:''' Tippi's Tattles are not listed here.
| |
| ===Prologue===
| |
| *''"My name is <font color=red>Tippi</font>... I am what is known as a [[Pixl|<font color=red>Pixl</font>]]... A sort of fairy..."''
| |
| *''"[[Mario]]... I came to find you..."''
| |
| *''"I am no [[List of enemies|enemy]]..."''
| |
| *''"You met [[Count Bleck]]...and he captured a [[Princess Peach|princess]] and an [[Bowser|evil monster king]]... Is this not so?"''
| |
| *''"Then that means Count Bleck is even now beginning to form [[The Void]]..."''
| |
| *''"We haven't much time... You must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved you must come..."''
| |
| *''"Let us go..."''
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| *''"He matches the description of the hero in the [[Light Prognosticus|<font color=red>Light Prognosticus</font>]] perfectly... And his name is Mario..."''
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| *''"'A fair and lovely princess... A furious monster king... The union of these two will call forth the [[Chaos Heart|<font color=red>Chaos Heart</font>]], the consumer of worlds... And the Chaos Heart will ravage the sky, and so bring forth The Void.'"''
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| *''"The [[Heart Pillar]] is this way..."''
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| *''"This is the Heart Pillar... Now get close and place the Pure Heart..."''
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| *''"Well, let's get going..."''
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| ===Chapter 1===
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| *''"I feel the Pure Heart. But it's still far from here..."''
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| *''"[[Merlon]] told us to find his friend, [[Bestovius]], to learn that [[Flip|dimensional technique]]."''
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| *''"One more thing... If you want to learn about anything, just use [[Tattle|my power]]... I know about many things..."''
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| *''"This is not an empty house... There's something in this room. I can feel it..."''
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| *''"There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you..."''
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| *''"This is Mario! He's dressed like this because he IS the hero..."''
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| *''"But that's preposterous! You can't charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!"''
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| *''"I feel that the Pure Heart is beyond [[Mount Lineland|this mountain]]...but it's still far, far away."''
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| *''"Something tells me you'll need to put that new skill of yours to use."''
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| *''"Are [[Thoreau|you]]...a Pixl?"''
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| *''"Didn't [[Old Man Watchitt]] say something about there being some [[Yold Ruins|ruins]] around [[Yold Desert|here]]?"''
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| *''"The Pure Heart can't be far now... We'd better not waste any time..."''
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| *''"[[O'Chunks|You]]... You're one of Count Bleck's thugs, aren't you?!"''
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| *''"Do you even know what Count Bleck is trying to do...?"''
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| *''"This O'Chunks is a lot scarier than the other enemies we've faced so far... Maybe you should use my power to investiagte him when we start the battle..."''
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| *''"This 'strange li'l man' is none other than...the legendary hero, Mario!"''
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| *''"His name's not 'Maria'... It's 'MARIO'!"''
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| *''"Did you understand a word of what that goon was saying...?"''
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| *''"Mario, I can feel it calling... The Pure Heart is nearby..."''
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| *''"But, wait... I sense [[Fracktail|something else]] emanating from the sand dunes. Be careful now, Mario... Something else is waiting for us ahead..."''
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| *''"I know [[Dimentio|you]]. You're that..."''
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| *''"It's going to fly in from the right, I can sense it. You should flip back into 3-D..."''
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| *''"Looks like Fracktail is charging straight at us... Better watch out..."''
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| *''"Yes, we met [[Merlumina]]... She gave it to us..."''
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| ===Chapter 2===
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| *''"The Pure Heart is somewhere up ahead... Yes, it must be... But it could be along way..."''
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| *''"This room... There's something about this room..."''
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| *''"That was awfully rumbly... Something must have happened outside..."''
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| *''"I wonder why that [[Gnaw|savage thing]] went straight for [[Mimi|her]] and paid us no mind... I'd like to think we look rather tasty... What do you suppose it means?"''
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| *''"[[Merlee's Mansion|This mansion]] is quite odd... I feel certain it holds many secrets..."''
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| *''"[[Rubee]]s? Oh, I don't believe Mario carries any of that particular currency... I don't suppose those are anything like [[coin]]s, are they?"''
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| *''"So that young imp put a curse on this mansion, then... But who was she, really? I'm worried about [[Merlee]]... We must hurry to her aid..."''
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| *''"The Pure Heart is near... I feel its tremors so much more strongly [[Merlee's Basement|down here]]..."''
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| *''"She's gone... Was that apparition really Merlee? Why do you suppose she was telling us to be so careful when we find her?"''
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| *''<big>"YUCK!"</big>''
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| *''"Attacks won't work? ugh... What should we do?"''
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| *''"Merlee said that we would need the power of [[Heroes of Light|four heroes]] to save the world..."''
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| *''"Look... Over there... The Void has grown..."''
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| ===Chapter 3===
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| *''"So this is where that door leads... I suppose the next Pure Heart must be nearby... That's odd... I can feel it nearby, but where could it be..."''
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| *''"Well, I'm-AAACK!"''
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| *''<small>"Mario..."</small>''
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| *''"Mario... You guys came to save me..."''
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| *''"Thank you... Thank you, Mario! <small>I'm so happy..."</small>''
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| *''"The Pure Heart...? But...how..."''
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| *''"Mario... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to save me. Please... Take it."''
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| *''"I'm so sorry... It was all my fault... And... Then... You all... Thank you so much..."''
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| ===Chapter 4===
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| *''"Mmm, stars everywhere... I believe we're in [[Outer Space|outer space]], almost certainly..."''
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| *''"Ah... Yes, of course... We seem to be lacking air... You need that, don't you?"''
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| *''"Oh... Oh, gracious me... What I am to do? Um... Well... Let me see... Um... Hrm... Urm... Hm... Then... Well... Well... But... So... <big>NOOOOO!"</big>''
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| *''"I don't really know how I got us all out of there... It just sort of happened..."''
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| *''"We won't last out there as we are... Perhaps we should ask Merlon's advice..."''
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| *(No)
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| *''"It's dangerous to head into space all willy-nilly, you know. Please, put the [[helmet]] on..."''
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| *''"It's not like being in water, you know... Please, I must insist, put the helmet on..."''
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| *''"So let me get this clear: you enjoy NOT breathing. Please. Put the helmet on..."''
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| *''"I fail to see the wisdom... I beg of you, while your brain works, put the helmet on..."''
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| *''"If you don't, do you have any idea what your fate will be? AWFUL. Do you want that?"''
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| *''"Then put your helmet on!"''
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| *''"My mind is fully boggled. You want to not breathe?"''
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| *''"Truly. You're truly sure."''
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| *''"Ugh. Who is stupider? You? Or me, for listening to you... No more... Good-bye."''
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| *(Yes)
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| *''"Well, what do you think? Can you breathe now?"''
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| *''"Very well... Let's go, then! The Pure Heart is somewhere in this sea of stars..."''
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| *''"Mmm, is this a spaceship? Looks rather like it..."''
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| *''"Oh, dear. Who are you? An...[[Squirps|alien]], perhaps?"''
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| *''"How do you know about the Pure Heart? And about us? Are you allied with Count Bleck? I demand answers..."''
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| *''"We won't be doing that. We just met you and--"''
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| *''"[[Planet Blobule|This planet]] really seems... on the small side..."''
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| *''"Let's...look for some clues ourselves..."''
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| *''"The '[[Whoa Zone]]'? You simply must be kidding with me... I demand answers..."''
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| *''"How would you know that? Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"''
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| *''"I can't believe that creature left us at a time this..."''
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| *''"The [[Squirpina XIV|queen]] is...your mother? So you are..."''
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| *''"Now we've gotten five Pure Hearts... This is turning into quite a collection..."''
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| *''"That said, we owe Squirps for helping us find this one... We should be grateful..."''
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| *''"Well, ever since you saved me from [[Fort Francis]], I've been feeling really good..."''
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| *''"I feel like I could just hang around with Mario forever..."''
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| *''"Yes, we found the fifth Pure Heart. And this one-- URK!"''
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| *''"I'm feeling better now... Let's get going."''
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| *''"I'll be fine. this is no time to stay in bed anyway. And I... I want to be near Mario..."''
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| ===Chapter 5===
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| *''"Quite a nice view from here in mid-air...but I can't yet see the Pure Heart... Wait... Mid-air?"''
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| *''"Hmm... seems as though the [[King Croacus IV|leader]] of these [[Floro Sapiens|uncouth things]] has the Pure Heart... We'd best try to find him..."''
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| *''"Floro Sapiens are taking more [[Cragnon|villagers]]!"''
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| *''"Ooh, I'm afraid [[O'Chunks|this fellow]] is terribly misguided..."''
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| *''"No matter how often we do this, it will end the same... Just step aside!"''
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| *''"Wait, what about all that drivel about not showing your face to the count and such?"''
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| *''"Ugh... Haven't [[Dimentio|you]] learned? No matter how often we fight, it will end the same..."''
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| *''"King Croacus! You must release the Cragnons you've enslaved..."''
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| *''"Don't compare us to you... We're NOTHING like you!"''
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| *''"That was a rather unexpected turn of events."''
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| *''"Well... Didn't you just hear something?"''
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| *''"It's just that... For a second, I thought I had remembered something very important..."''
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| *''"The Void... It looks as though it's gotten bigger."''
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| *''"The Light Prognosticus doesn't say anything about how long we have?"''
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| ===Chapter 6===
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| *''"Look at that... The Void... It's enormous here... Much bigger than it is in Flipside... [[Sammer's Kingdom|This dimension]] must be very close to destruction..."''
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| *''"So, the king will give us a Pure Heart if we beat the other 99 [[Sammer Guy]]s... You'd better get started. You have a lot of fighting to do..."''
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| *''"The Void is growing larger... We have to hurry!"''
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| *''"Why would [[Count Bleck|you]] want to do something so...unspeakable?"''
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| *''"How can you say that? That's...horrible!"''
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| *''"This is not up for discussion! You're wrong...and sick!"''
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| *''"All living things have a heart. They're all priceless. You can't just...erase them!"''
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| *''"...Tim...Timpani?"''
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| *''"Mimi...time is of the essence. Stay out of our way."''
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| *''"This psychotic girl was only trying to stall us..."''
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| *''"We've got to make it! We can't fail now. Not now! we've come so far."''
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| *''"No... Not like this..."''
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| *''"Count Bleck... I feel like I know him from somewhere... Wait... I do! Or at least, I did! I did know him! But... How? And when? Who is he? I can't remember..."''
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| *''"I'm a little discombobulated myself, so it's hard to say... At the very least, we seem to have returned to Flipside..."''
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| *''"The door leading to that world still exists, it seems... I wonder... Do we dare go back in...? Yes. Yes, I think we should go through..."''
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| *''"There's...[[World of Nothing|nothing left]]."''
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| *''"Wait... I can feel something very faint. It's the Pure Heart! I can't believe anything is left here, but we have to go take a look."''
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| *''"It seems an impossibility, but it somehow survived the obliteration of this world. Something about it seems odd, though..."''
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| *''"Well... It might be because [[Mr. L|you]]'re weak..."''
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| *''"The Void had consumed that world...and left the Pure Heart like this..."''
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| *''"But then... How do we save him... I mean... How do we save... everyone...from destruction?"''
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| *''"Mario?! Princess Peach?! Bowser?! MARIO! Where'd you go, Mario?!"''
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| *''"It...can't be... Mario... No..."''
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| *''"Mario! You're alive!"''
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| *''"Um... And [[Luigi|you]] are?"''
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| *''"Haven't we met somewhere before?"''
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| *''"Wait... Is it possible that you're our fourth hero?"''
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| *''"Mario... I never stopped believing you would return... But Princess Peach and Bowser..."''
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| *''"How to proceed... Well, if you could come back, perhaps Peach and Bowser also can."''
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| *''"So this is the seventh... Now there's just a single Pure Heart left to find... We have to act quickly... We have to stop that Blumiere... Hm?! What did I just... Blumiere... Wait... Hold on... Who in the world is that? I... What am I saying...? Mario, what's wrong?"''
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| ===Chapter 7===
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| *''"It's so dark here... I wonder what sort of world this is..."''
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| *''"Oh, so then this would be [[The Underwhere]] place you mentioned earlier?"''
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| *''"Oh, please... He's not that superficial..."''
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| *''"So if we proceed ever upward, we'll eventually reach [[The Overthere]]?"''
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| *''"[[Luvbi|That girl]] is a walking mood swing... I mean, she's entirely unstable, isn't she?"''
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| *''"[[Bowser|You]] and Mario were sent here, to the land of ended games... To The Underwhere."''
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| *''"That sounds well and good, but we have yet to find Peach..."''
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| *''"Luvbi... Isn't there any way to wake [[Princess Peach|her]] up sooner?"''
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| *''"So then all we know is that we need to find a [[Black Apple|kind of fruit]]... Marvelous."''
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| *''"I do hope [[Red Apple|this one]]'s the taboo fruit..."''
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| *''"Well, I do hope this one wakes Princess Peach up..."''
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| *''"Princess Peach! Oh, thank goodness you woke up..."''
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| *''"...She fell asleep again."''
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| *''"I-I'd have to say [[Pink Apple|that]] was NOT it..."''
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| *''"Well, what about this one? Please, let this be the taboo fruit..."''
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| *''"It looks as though she's waking up..."''
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| *''"So... [[Grambi]] is your father?"''
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| *''"Well, [[Bonechill|you]] must be the boss of all the [[Skellobit|creatures]] that escaped The Underwhere."''
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| *''"No! Blumiere! You musn't! Darling... How could you... Oh... Darling... You... Why..."''
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| *''"The prophecy... Do we really have to destroy Count Bleck to stop it form happening?"''
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| *''"I suppose you're right... I guess we always knew that, didn't we..."''
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| ===Chapter 8===
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| *''"No... I'm going... I've decided. I must do this!"''
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| *''"I will, Merlon."''
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| *''"Let's go! Let's defeat Count Bleck! Let's save all these worlds from destruction!"''
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| *''"So here we are at last... [[Castle Bleck|Count Bleck's castle]]."''
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| *''"So Blumiere IS here..."''
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| *''"Blumiere... So it really is you... Ahem, uhhh... Let's just keep moving. We need to find Count Bleck soon..."''
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| *''"What was that loud noise?"''
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| *''"The whole castle shook! And now that door won't open?"''
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| *''"We have to keep going..."''
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| *''"I know it's horrible, but this is, well...the end of the world. Of all worlds, really."''
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| *''"We must press on. Princess Peach would want it this way if she were here."''
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| *''"The power of The Void is growing. I can feel it. The Chaos Heart is close now..."''
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| *''"Dimentio... we don't have time to trade barbs with you... Move out of the way!"''
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| *''"[[Lineland Road|Where]] are we? Look! There!"''
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| *''"Is this Merlee's Mansion?"''
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| *''"I guess we must chase him..."''
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| *''"You've...been helping us all this time?"''
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| *(Yes)
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| *''"Mario, wait! Are you sure you can trust him? I don't know if I believe all of this..."''
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| *''"He's lying...I can feel it! He's trying to trick us and use us for his own ends."''
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| *''"Mario! Who do you trust, Dimentio or me? I won't warn you again. If you say 'yes' once more, I will not be able to save you. You'll be that psychopath's partner, for better or worse!"''
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| *''"I really wish you hadn't done that... Good-bye."''
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| *''"You're right, Mario... It hurts, but we must grieve for [[Luigi|him]] later."''
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| *''"So, it's just us left now, isn't it? It reminds me of the time we first met..."''
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| *''"...I'm so sorry, Mario. I promised you that I would help you find your friends... And now... All of them are gone forever..."''
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| *''"Maybe you are right and they did somehow survive... They ARE heroes..."''
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| *''"I'm going to believe in them... <font color=gray>(And... I'm going to believe in HIM...most of all...)</font>"''
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| *''"I feel something very, very powerful... ...Is it the Chaos Heart?"''
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| *''"If the worlds have no meaning, was our meeting meaningless as well? Answer me, Blumiere!"''
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| *''"My love, Blumiere... Or rather, Count Bleck... The only way we can stop this is to defeat you... And that is exactly why Mario and I have come here... To stop this."''
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| *''"Our attacks...aren't doing anything! He's being shielded by the Chaos Heart."''
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| *''"Is this...the end?"''
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| *''"'Four heroes unite, their hope burns firth light to shatter the walls of blight.' Just like Merlee said..."''
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| *''"Why does it have to end like this..."''
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| *''"But I am here now... No one can keep us apart anymore... Don't you see?"''
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| *''"Dimentio?! You're...alive?"''
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| *''"We have to do something! We have to save Mario and the others!"''
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| *''"What are you SAYING?! You promised we would find happiness together! Was that all just a lie?!"''
| |
| *''"Blumiere! Snap out of it! How can you think it would end here, after all we have suffered without each other?"''
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| *''"We found each other again because we stayed alive... How can you admit defeat?! I will not! I will not give up! You promised we'd find happiness. You PROMISED!"''
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| *''"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on!"''
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| *''"Now's our chance... The Pure Hearts have given us power! Let's get him!"''
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| *''"Don't say another word. As long as I am with you, nothing else matters."''
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| *''"Only one thing matters to me now. I never had the chance to return your question... Blumiere... Do you still love me as well?"''
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| *''"Perhaps...my life would have been more carefree without you, that is true."''
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| *''"Blumiere... Of course... I will always be with you..."''
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| ===Memories===
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| ====Chapter 1====
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| *''"'You are awake at last?'"''
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| *''"'Don't wiggle like that. I found you at the cliff base. You took quite a fall.'"''
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| *''"'Why would that matter? Anyone with a heart would not ignore an injured soul!'"''
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|
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| ====Chapter 2====
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| *''"'You're late. Did something happen?'"''
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| *''"'I was worried you wouldn't come...'"''
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| *''"'I don't care what you are. I just wanted to see you. Is that... Is that so wrong?'"''
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| *''"'[[Count Bleck|Blumiere]]... Do you mind if I sit next to you?'"''
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|
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| ====Chapter 3====
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| *''"'Ow... OW! unhand me!'"''
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| *''"'It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it...'"''
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| *''"'I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I love you, we must part.'"''
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| *''"'This is goodbye, Blumiere. There's no other choice. This is our fate...'"''
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|
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| ====Chapter 4====
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| *''"'What... What are you thinking? There's no possible way... No one would allow it!'"''
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| *''"'But, Blumiere, is there such a place? Think... I can't bear to see you hurt again.'"''
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| *''"'You...just won't give up, will you? Of all the crazy... stubborn...foolish men...'"''
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| *''"'Blumiere, I love you. Take me away. Take me to a world where we can be happy.'"''
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|
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| ====Chapter 5====
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| *''"'...There's a tradition in my village. We believe that wishes on stars come true.'"''
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| *''"'I don't need to wish anymore.'"''
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| *''"'I already got my wish. Now...I have everything i need right here.'"''
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| *''"'Not at all. I'm very warm... Can we just stay like this? Just a little longer?'"''
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| ==[[Tiptron]]==
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| *''"[[Francis|He]] constructed me...constructed...me...NO! Nobody constructed me! I'm [[Tippi]]!”
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| *''"[[Shadoo]]... The [[Heroes of Light|hero]]'s power... It wanted the power of the [[Pixls]]..."''
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| ==[[Toad]]==
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| *''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-[[Mario]]! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... [[Mushroom Castle]]... RAIDED! [[Princess Peach]]... STOLEN!"
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| *''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"
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| ==[[Whibbi]]==
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| *''"Thanks to [[Heroes of Light|thee]], [[The Overthere]] is safe again. Thank thee so much!"''
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| *''"Thou shouldst go see [[Grambi]]. I think he waiteth for thee."''
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| ==[[Wracktail]]==
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| *''"WHO'S THAT?!"''
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| *''"The [[Ancients]] locked me in [[Flipside Pit of 100 Trials|this wretched place]]! I am the wrathful god, Wracktail!"''
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| *''"Why did you wake me from my sweet peace of slumber?! I will punish you...with death!"''
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| *''"Soon you will understand the wrath of the gods!"''
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| *''"WRAAACK!"''
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| *''"ARGH... I'M DONE!''"
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| *''"But...you have not yet won! I am not the only monster created by the Ancients!''"
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| *''"Greater terrors await you in the [[Flopside Pit of 100 Trials]]!"''
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| *''"WRRAAGH!''"
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| ===Rewrite all ''Super Paper Mario'' Levels===
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| *<s>[[Lineland Road]]</s>
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| *[[Mount Lineland]]
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| *<s>[[Yold Desert]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Yold Ruins]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Gloam Valley]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Merlee's Mansion]]</s>
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| *[[Merlee's Basement]]
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| *<s>[[The Bitlands]]</s>
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| *[[Tile Pool]]
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| *[[The Dotwood Tree]]
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| *<s>[[Fort Francis]]</s>
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| *[[Outer Space]]
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| *<s>[[Planet Blobule]]</s>
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| *[[Outer Limits]]
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| *<s>[[Whoa Zone]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Downtown of Crag]]</s>
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| *[[Gap of Crag]]
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| *[[Floro Caverns]]
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| *<s>[[Sammer's Kingdom]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Sammer's Early Duels]]</s>
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| *<s>[[World of Nothing]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Sammer's Proving Grounds]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Sammer's Endgame]]</s>
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| *[[The Underwhere]]
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| *[[Underwhere Road]]
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| *[[Overthere Stair]]
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| *<s>[[The Overthere]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Castle Bleck Entry]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Castle Bleck Foyer]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Castle Bleck Interior]]</s>
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| *<s>[[Castle Bleck Inner Sanctum]]</s>
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