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| | ==I've had enough of this shit== |
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| HELLO, SUPER MARIO WIKI!
| | I've thought long and hard, and I might as well reveal the truth. I lost interest in this wiki, or should I say, piece of crap waiting to be flushed down the toilet a long time ago, and now, I'll admit it: I'm Mariobros1985. I didn't start out this way, though, because when the real Why Bother wrote his password down, I took action and started using this account. All I wanted to do was be helpful, because I got framed for sockpuppeting. But now that I've lost interest, I might as well confess to all the shit I've given you. I'm leaving this place for good, no more troll accounts, no more sockpuppets, NOTHING! I want to get off this site before something bad happens and I get framed again. Goodbye, wikians. |
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| |align="center" colspan=2| <font size="2">'''WHY BOTHER?'''</font>
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| |Gender:
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| |Male. I hate it.
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| |Favorite Mario games:
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| |Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Tennis 64, Mario Party 8, and MarioKart: Double Dash
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| |Favorite Mario Series Character:
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| |[[Rosalina]]
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| |Favorite Mario Series Enemy:
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| |[[Shy Guy]]
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| |Likes:
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| |Drawing, writing, YouTube
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| |Loves:
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| |[[Rosalina]]
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| |Worships:
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| |God Almighty and Jesus Christ (thought I was gonna say Rosalina, didn't you?)
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| |Dislikes:
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| |Viacom, XBOX and XBox 360, Family Guy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, gallantmon8 or whatever that pervert is named, third-party games
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| |}
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| ! align="center" style="font-family:Arial; font-size: 10pt" | '''Userboxes'''
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| {{userbox|border=yellow|mainbkgd=yellow|codebkgd=yellow|codecolor=yellow|code=[[Image:The cross.PNG|45px]] |msg=This user is Christian.}}
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| {{userbox|border=green|mainbkgd=#F0FFF0|codebkgd=#F0FFF0|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Check small.png]]|msg=This user is probably '''<font color="green">online</font>'''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#99B3FF|mainbkgd=#E0E8FF|codebkgd=#99B3FF|codecolor=#000000|code=vg-3|msg=This user is an semiadvanced gamer.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6ef7a7|mainbkgd=#c5fcdc|codebkgd=#6ef7a7|codecolor#000000|code=[[Image:Yoshi is cute.gif]]|msg=This user dislikes Yoshis.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=Image coming|msg=This user plays the '''Super Mario''' series.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#808080|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#000080|codecolor#000000|code=[[Image:Music.gif]]|msg=This user listens to video game music.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6ef7a7|mainbkgd=#c5fcdc|codebkgd=#6ef7a7|codecolor#000000|code=Image coming|msg=This user is addicted to video games.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=black|code=Image coming|msg=This user supports '''[[Nintendo]]'''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=green|mainbkgd=#3CB371|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#3CB371|code=[[Image:YoshiShroom.gif]]|msg=This user likes beta elements.}}
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| {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=#69F|codebkgd=white|codecolor=black|code=Image coming|msg=<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS; font-size:12pt">This user likes animated GIFs.</span>}}
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| {{userbox|border=#808080|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#000080|codecolor#000000|code=[[Image:Min.png|80px]]|msg=This user likes to find GOOD glitches in games.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=<span style="font-size:16pt">SSB</span>|msg=This user is a '''Super Smash Brother!'''}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=blue|codecolor=green|code=[[Image:Sonic1991.jpg]] |msg=This user dislikes the '''Sonic Series'''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=Image coming|msg=This user dislikes the '''Halo Series'''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=green|mainbkgd=lightgreen|codebkgd=green|codecolor=lightgreen|code=http://www.mariowiki.com/images/3/38/Wiki.gif|msg=This user like to spin in circles. Weeeeeeeee!}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=[[Image:Ssbemblem.png]]|msg=This users favorite SSBB stage is Flat Zone 2.}}
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| {{userbox|border=yellow|mainbkgd=#0000FF|codebkgd=black|codecolor=green|code=[[Image:legos.gif|53px]]|msg=<font color="white">This user uses Legos.</font>}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=yellow|codebkgd=white|codecolor=yellow|code=[[Image:Star.GIF]] |msg=I got a star!<font color="Yellow">Oooo shiny...</font>}}
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| {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightblue|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:PrincessRosetta.jpg|50px]]|msg=This player thinks Rosalina is extraordinarily beautiful (duh).}}
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| {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightblue|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:PrincessRosetta.jpg|50px]]|msg=This player thinks Rosalina is the greatest video game character of them all.}}
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| {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightblue|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:PrincessRosetta.jpg|50px]]|msg=This player loves Rosalina with all his heart and soul.}}
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| {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=lightblue|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:CrazyHandBrawl.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user is left-handed.}}
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| {{userbox|border=orange|mainbkgd=blue|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Lanky Kong Sticker.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user has no style and no grace.}}
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| {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=orangee|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Lanky Kong Sticker.jpg|50px]]|msg=This user has a funny face.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FFB466|mainbkgd=#FFE496|codebkgd=#FFB466|codecolor=black|code=Image coming|msg=This user needs more userboxes. '''MORE''', I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!}}
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| I am the apathetic Why Bother.
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| I don't bother because I know that no matter what I write on this wiki, it's not going to make a dang difference. So...why bother? | |
| Don't believe me? http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Contributions/Why_Bother Most of those...don't exist anymore.
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| ==History of Video Games==
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| I've painted the planet yellow, I've broken into the [[Battlerock Galaxy | Battlerock]], I've wall-jumped up waterfalls, I've conquered the summit, I've cataquacked to the skies, I've plundered the purple coins, I've broken the laws of gravity, I've explored the cosmic cavern, I've stepped to the beep, I've sprung into the Chompworks, I've sailed the sandy seas, I've taken a stroll down rolling lane and I've made Mario a star. | |
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| I've unlocked everyone and everything in MarioKart Wii, gotten through all of Super Mario Galaxy, and almost completed Super Mario Galaxy 2 until I gave up on the last level.
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| ==Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?==
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| http://www.smbhq.com/nc/nctest.html
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| [[Image:Tdaisy.gif]]
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| Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?
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| I got the Petal Princess
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| ==Rosalina Poem==
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| She’s a silent rose in the garden, as her name implies.
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| It was many years ago that she took to the skies.
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| Just a little girl and a [[Luma|star child]] on a hunt
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| for the mother of the little star runt.
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| No knew of the importance she possessed.
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| No one knew [[Comet Observatory|her spaceship]] had access
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| to soar across the sky at near light-speed.
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| She’d spend her free time trying to read.
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| [[Super Mario Galaxy|When her ship had lost all its power]],
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| I knew I had to help this delicate flower.
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| She thanked me by saving my life.
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| That’s when I knew I wanted her as my wife.
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| She and I constantly go racing with each other.
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| She’s a very sweet, kind, and caring mother.
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| Her hair is so long from being centuries old.
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| In every way, she’s as good as gold.
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| I’m in love with her with all of my heart.
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| When we’re finally together, we’ll never be apart.
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| But for now, I’m here and she’s away, so far-io.
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| Please, [[Nintendo]], have Rosalina in more of your [[Mario (series)|Mario]].
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| ==Joke==
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| So [[White Mage]] and [[Princess Daisy]] go to a hot dog stand. The vendor asks them what they want on their dogs. They both ask for [[Deanna Mustard| mustard]].
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| Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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| ==IS ROSALINA A PRINCESS?==
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| No. She's too old to be a princess. She's more of a queen and a Deist.
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| Plus, it just doesn't sound fitting. ''PRINCESS'' Rosalina? '''No way'''.
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| ==Video==
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| http://youtu.be/UWSmuFbw9G8
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| ==Rosalina's Photo==
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| [[File:Rosalina's_Photo.jpg]]
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| ROSALINA!
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| ==Favorite songs==
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| {{media-max
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| |type12=Audio
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| |name12=Rainbowroadwii
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| |pipe12=Rainbow Road
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| |description12=The song for Rainbow Road.
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| |length12=1:11
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| |caps12=
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| |type2=Audio
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| |name2=ToadsFactoryMKW
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| |pipe2=Toad's Factory
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| |description2=The song for Toad's Factory.
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| |length2=1:40
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| |caps2=
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| |type3=Audio
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| |name3=CoconutMallMKW
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| |pipe3=Coconut Mall
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| |description3=The song for Coconut Mall.
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| |length3=1:30
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| |caps3=
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| |type4=Audio
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| |name4=WarioGoldMineMKW
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| |pipe4=Wario's Gold Mine
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| |description4=The song for Wario's Gold Mine.
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| |length4=1:00
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| |caps4=
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| |type3=Audio
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| |name3=MSM Mariostadium
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| |pipe3=Mario Stadium theme
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| |description3=Theme that plays at Mario Stadium.
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| |length3=4:49
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| |type4=Audio
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| |name4=Good Egg Galaxy
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| |pipe4=Good Egg Galaxy
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| |description4=Good Egg Galaxy theme.
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| |length4=1:41
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| }}
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Robo.PNG|<center>I want a robot like this.
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| Image:YoshiShocked.gif|<center>Yoshi is my least favorite character.
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| Image:SMG2Rosalina.png|<center>STORYTIME!
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| Image:Rosalina-SuperMarioGalaxy2.png|<center>Beauty has taken a human form. :D
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| Image:DaisyStrikesIntoField.png|<center>Dang.
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| Image:Rosawii.PNG|<center>[[Rosalina]] will make you eat your dust.
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| Image:MKwii Bob-omb.jpg|<center>Lamp oil? Rope? BOMBS?
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| Image:BrawlPeach.jpg|<center>I hope they someday make a picture of Rosalina this detailed.
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| Image:MASATLOG Peach art.png|<center>O_o Nosebleed...
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| Image:GameandWatch.jpg|<center>What's the bell for?
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| Image:BrawlROB.jpg|<center>WALL-E's weird cousin.
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| Image:Brawl ZeroSuitSamus.jpg|<center>Oh man...
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| Image:Fox's Fire Fox Move.jpg|<center>The original FireFox web browser
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| Image:Judge.jpg|<center>Do not [[Judge]] me, my good man.
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| Image:Peanut popgun trophy.jpg|<center>Shoot PEANUTS: usual, I see.
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| Image:BrawlZelda.jpg|<center>The Twilight Princess, not regarding the books.
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| Image:FalseZelda.png|<center>Euh. I don't like the way she's staring at me...
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| Image:Wmage.PNG|<center>The pink-haired basketball chick
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| Image:ROB.jpg|<center>...Oh wait. I have no feet.
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| Image:CrazyHandBrawl.jpg|<center>I'm left-handed.
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| Image:Kenny James.jpg|<center>THAT'S the guy voicing [[Bowser]]?!
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| Image:Cactuarsportsmix.png|<center>How he doesn't pop the ball is beyond me...
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| Image:Classic Controller Wii PRO.jpg|<center>My favorite [[Wii]] accesory.
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| Image:DkkartDS.jpg|<center>"Oops."
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| Image:MrGW-Judgment-Melee.png|<center>Mr. Game & Watch's power level is '''OVER 9!!'''
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| Image:MK7logo.png|<center>Seriously? That's the best title they could come up with?
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| Image:Lanky kong trophy.jpg|<center>This Kong has a funny face
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| Image:Lyn.jpg|<center>I hope Lyn's in SSB4 (along with Rosalina)
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| </gallery>
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| ==Kirby's Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:CF Kirby.JPG|<center>Falcon...PAWNCH!!
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| Image:Charizard Kirby.JPG|<center>I'm on fire!
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| Image:Diddy Kong Kirby.jpg|<center>Nice [[Nintendo]] plug.
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| Image:Donkey Kong Kirby.jpg|<center>Monkey Lovers Welcome
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| Image:Falco Kirby.JPG|<center>It's a mutant!
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| Image:Fox Kirby.jpg|<center>"This track ain't big enough fer the two of us..."
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| Image:GandW Kirby.JPG|<center>Watch out, here I come!
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| Image:Ganon Kirby.JPG|<center>"Join me, [[Link]], and I will make your face the '''greatest''' in Quaradine..."
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| Image:IC Kirby.JPG|<center>Ice, ice, Kirby.
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| Image:Ike Kirby.JPG|<center>Get a haircut, man.
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| Image:Inhale.jpg|<center>Bottom's Up
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| Image:Ivy Kirby.JPG|<center>Kirby's going green. Really green!
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| Image:Jiggly Kirby.JPG|<center>O_o
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| Image:Kirbyhatdedede.jpg|<center>Oh, this sucks.
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| Image:Link Kirby.jpg|<center>He really wants Skyward Sword
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| Image:Lucario Kirby.jpg|<center>He's feeling kinda blue...
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| Image:Lucas Kirby.JPG|<center>No comment.
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| Image:Luigi Kirby.JPG|<center>That's Mama Luigi to you, Kirby!
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| Image:Mario Kirby.jpg|<center>Firemen
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| Image:Marth Kirby.JPG|<center>Get a haircut, man.
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| Image:Meta Knight Kirby.jpg|<center>Have you seen the new [[Shy Guy]]s?
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| Image:Ness Kirby.JPG|<center>Kirby goes gangstah.
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| Image:Olimar Kirby.png|<center>Kirby ''nose'' best.
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| Image:Peach Kirby.jpg|<center>Leave [[Toad]] alone, Kirby!
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| Image:Pikachu Kirby.jpg|<center>Shocking, isn't it?
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| Image:Pit Kirby.jpg|<center>"I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly..."
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| Image:ROB Kirby.jpg|<center>1010011010
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| Image:Samus Kirby.jpg|<center>WHAT IS HE DOING?!
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| Image:Sheik Kirby.JPG|<center>Where's my '''mummy'''?
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| Image:Solid Snake Kirby.jpg|<center>Kirby's been eating chocolate again.
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| Image:Sonic Kirby.JPG|<center>"I'm waiting..."
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| Image:Squirtle Kirby.jpg|<center>[[Mario|A guy with a red cap]] and a [[Koopa Troopa|shelled creature]]. Real creative.
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| Image:TL Kirby.JPG|<center>The army changed its weaponry into bows and arrows.
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| Image:Wario Kirby.jpg|<center>Let's fly!
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| Image:Wolf Kirby.JPG|<center>If [[Samus Aran]] mistakes him for a Space Pirate...
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| Image:Yoshi Kirby.jpg|<center>And we all know how much I hate Yoshi.
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| Image:Zelda Kirby.jpg|<center>"I see many great things in your future..."
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| Image:Zero Suit Samus Kirby.jpg|<center>Isn't that kinda girly, Kirby?
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| </gallery>
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| ==Game Reviews==
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| |+<font size="4">Mario games I've played</font>
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| !width=90%| Comments
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| |[[ Image:260px-Super Mario 64 box cover.jpg |100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Super Mario 64]]''
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| |This game was pretty good. I found it fun.
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |B+
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| |[[File:SmG.jpg|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]''
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| |By far, Mario's greatest adventure. I only wish I could play as Rosalina...
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| |[[ Image:Check_small.png]]
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| |A++
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| |[[Image:Smg2boxart.png|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]''
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| |Oh, man. '''I HATE THIS GAME'''! There's too dang much Yoshi (I ''really'' despise Yoshi) and not enough of Rosalina. The graphics are boring, the levels are hard and repertitive, there's little creativity, and there's very few actual missions.
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| Plus they replaced a beautiful woman named Rosalina with a blob of fat named Lubba.
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| Jeepers cripes with a pudding cup...
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| |Of course I didn't beat it! That last level is too frickin' hard!
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| |[[Image:MK64_Cover.png|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Kart 64]]''
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| |I thought the character graphics were horrible. The controls were awkward. I only played it twice and never want to play it again.
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| |[[Image:X mark.png]]
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| |D-
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| |[[Image:Mk doubledash.jpg|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]''
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| |This game's pretty good. Got it at GameStop and got through the 50cc in one day. My favorite character is the Petal Princess, Daisy. My favorite kart is the [[Waluigi Racer]]
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |B-
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| |[[Image:CoverWheel_MKWii.jpg|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Kart Wii]]''
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| |This game is great! I love the courses, the characters, and the Wii wheel. But what I love most is Rosalina is playable!
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| |[[ Image:Check_small.png]][[Image:Star.PNG|20px]]
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| |A+
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| |[[Image:MG64.PNG|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Golf (N64)]]''
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| |Kinda boring. Characters that hardly relate to Mario at all.
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |C
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| |[[ Image:MP2BOX.PNG |100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Party 2]]''
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| |It had pretty bad graphics and bad controls (for me, at least).
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| |[[Image:X mark.png]]
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| |D
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| |[[ Image:MP8Box.jpg |100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Party 8]]''
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| |I found it fun, even if no one else did. Perfectly demonstrates what the Wiimote can do. Also, cheating is much easier.
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| |[[ Image:Check_small.png]]
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| |B+
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| |[[Image:Mariobox-noscale.jpg|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]''
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| |It's okay, but kinda gets boring after awhile with the easy 1-Ups.
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |B
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| |[[ Image:MT64.PNG|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Tennis]]''
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| |It's my favorite game for the 64 on the [[Virtual Console]]. It's quick and upbeat, but also is quick for when you just have a few minutes to play. My favs: Peach, Daisy, Shy Guy, and DK Jr.
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |[[ Image:MSMixAU.png|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Mario Sports Mix]]''
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| |Why is this game so underrated? My favorite sport in it is dodgeball at Waluigi Pinball. My favorite character is [[White Mage]] because she's super ''delicious'' (but don't tell Rosalina I said that).
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |A
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| |[[ Image:SSBB Cover.jpeg|100px]]
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| |align="center"|''[[Super Smash Bros Brawl]]''
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| |This game is REALLY addicting. My favorite character is [[Zero Suit Samus]] and my favorite stage is [[Flat Zone 2]]
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| |[[ Image:X mark.png]]
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| |A-
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