User:Mpeng

How is everyone? I'm Mpeng. Sorry if this page is lousy. I am relatively new to the Mario series - I could hardly tell you what a Yoshi was until the end of 2008 - but I've been through this wiki quite a bit, so now I think I know what I'm doing here.

I'm somewhere on Wikia, by the same username.

	Any other Internet profile page this picture appears, it's probably me or my brother. Real Name: I don't actually HAVE a real name Gender: Male Age: Figure it out. Planet: Earth Favorite characters: Yoshi and Toad Least favorite characters: Mario and Waluigi

The only console I have as of now is the Wii, which is sort of limiting, but I'm getting better at this.

Nintendo Games

Great Games

• Super Mario Galaxy -Really creative. Event the controls were great.
• Mario Kart Wii -The aggravation of leading the race and then getting blown out of the water is what makes the game fun.

OK Games

• Super Mario Galaxy 2 -As creative like the first one, but these 120 green power stars are ridiculous.
• Super Paper Mario -Funny (Bowser was the best) but I never caught on to it.
• New Super Mario Bros Wii -Sort of hard, but not as much of a plot to make it interesting.

Games that I can't stand

• Most of the sports games -Let's face it, the Wii's motion sensing abilities are really, really, pathetic when it comes to sports.

Milestones (and other stuff) that would be nice

(not counting changes to this user page)

• 500 edits
• 1000 edits
• 2000 edits
• 5000 edits
• 10 000 edits
• 15 000 edits
• 1 year on this wiki
• 5 years on this wiki
• create 10 pages
• create 20 pages

• Make this thing a little bit more comprehensive (especially the articles about Mario Kart courses)
• Clean up all of the screwy verb tense (see below)
• Be useful

Funny typos

At least, I hope these are typos. It would be nice if nobody thinks it's accepted English to write in two verb tenses in every sentance in a paragraph.

• "Succeeding the curve is another circulatory room;" "Past the circulatory room" Shouldn't that be "circular?"
• ". . . magically encased the green dinosaur and his friends in Yoshi Eggs. Many of these eggs are given to Bowser's own children . . ."; "As Mario and Luigi are taking a nap on the beach, Bowser's forces kidnapped the princess . . ." "During the celebrations that followed, the seven liberated Yoshi eggs hatch and become Yoshi Babies . . ." Someone wasn't paying attention when they wrote this thing . . .
• "This course is very lowlands . . . " WHAT???
• As they awaken in . . . No sense whatsoever.

Wonderful Nicknames

Oh so wonderful nicknames.

Mario

• Bananahead, Mpeng
• Basin Brain, Bowser
• Butterball, Mr. L
• Clumsy Crush-a-lot, Zess T.
• Dumber Plumber, Bowser
• Drain Brain ,Bowser
• Drains-for-Brains, Bowser
• Faucet Face, Bowser
• Faucet Flop, Bowser
• Faucet Freak, Bowser
• Knucklehead, Mpeng
• Lasagna Lovin' Loser, Bowser
• Luigi, Pennington
• Lunkhead, Bowser, Mpeng
• Macaroni Mouth, Bowser
• Maria, O'Chunks
• Mr. Jumpsallthetime, Mr. L
• Mr. Squishy, Mr. L
• Muttonhead, Bowser
• Nozzle Nose, Bowser
• Pain-in-the-Drain Plumber, Bowser
• Pesky Plumber, Bowser
• Pinhead Plumber, Bowser
• Pipesqueak, Bowser
• Plumb Bum, Bowser
• Plumb Dumb, Bowser
• Plumb Scum, Bowser
• Provolone Bonehead, Bowser
• Puny Plumber, Bowser
• Scum Scrubber, Bowser
• Sir Stomp-on-Stuff, Zess. T
• Two-bit Tortellini Taster, Bowser
• What's-his-face, Mpeng

Bowser

• His/Your Queasiness, Kamek
• His/Your Grouchiness, Kammy Koopa
• His/Your Gnarliness, Kammy
• His/Your Filthiness,Kammy
• His/Your Rancidness, Kammy
• His/Your Awfulness, Kammy
• His/Your Massiveness, Kammy
• His/Your Chunkyness, Kammy
• His/Your Ghastlyness, Kammy
• Your Ungratefulness, Kamek
• The Boss of Bwahaha, Nintendo
• King Dad, Koopalings
• Koopa Stoopa, Toad and Princess Toadstool
• His Touchiness, Kamek

Other Garbage

• Super Mario Bros. was released in Japan on September 13, 1985. I was born exactly a decade later.
• I think Waluigi is an incredible waste of space.
• I once drew up a phylogenetic tree (sort of like a family tree) for all of the enemies in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. I'll put up a picture soon. (And if I can find it ...) A new one is in progress. Now I've been reduced to making one with Photoshop. This should take a while . . .
• Toad looks happy while sitting on Bowser.

Edit Counter tool, if anyone's interested:See here.

Mpeng's Userbox Tower
File:Triple Jump.PNG This user has tried (and failed) many times to Triple Jump.
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vg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
fan-2 This user loves the videogame Super Mario Galaxy.
MK This user's favorite Mario Kart track is Maple Treeway.
File:PaperGoomba.jpg This user supports the Movement for the Protection of Goombas.
Ps This user has Adobe Photoshop.
NOFile:WFC Logo.png This user has no wi-fi! (Unfortunately)
Vegetable Koopa! This user's favorite koopaling is Iggy Koopa.
File:Mariobowser.jpeg This user thinks Mario is way too mean to Bowser.
beforeFile:Shellcreeper.jpg This user thinks the Shellcreepers are the ancestors of the Koopas
This user thanks Steve for creating the Super Mario Wiki!
This user REALLY thanks Steve for creating the Super Mario Wiki!
File:Kingbill.png This user thinks that King Bills are highly amusing enemies.
File:Facebook Logo.jpg This user says who needs Facebook?
This user thinks Mario is a knucklehead. And the animation on the left is not the only reason.
File:146.jpg This user has beaten the Flipside Pit of 100 Trials.
File:PM2 Emerald Star.PNG This user hates it when people cuss.
This user has every power star in Super Mario Galaxy.
File:NsmbLuigi.png This user likes playing as Luigi more than Mario in Super Mario Galaxy.