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| ''SUCK MY KNOWLEDGE!!!''
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| -Dom, Dom's Life (That's an original quote by me! But you can use it if you must...)
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| == I live in Australia, and I am Australian! == | | <table style="color:white;background:#808080;border:1px blue;-moz-border-radius:6px;padding:11.5px;font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:100%" width=100%> |
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| | = This Site is a part of my ''past'', my present self exists at this site: = |
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| == NEW SECTION: Comments About Every Game I've Played! ==
| | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/DrDimentio My YouTube account] - FREE stuff being given away. |
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| '''These are roughly in order from best to worst at the bottom, and a short comment about them.'''
| | {{User:Dom/sig|My pathetic contributions (a bit under 2000) - click here.}} |
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| 1. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
| | ==My Reviews Of ''Some'' Games I've Played!== |
| "Man, that's the most awesome non-Mario game I've ever played (I've never played Ocarina of Time)...it's just so well-made, and huge, and cool, etc."
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| 2. [[Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door]]
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| "That's an awesome RPG! Seriously, it's mush more innovative than any other RPG you'll ever play, and it has cool paper graphics, and heaps of funny text and quotes, and and and and and and and it is so fun, and has heaps of detail and depth!"
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| 3. [[Super Mario Galaxy]]
| | ==My Favourite Nintendo Characters== |
| "That's the coolest 3D platformer I've played...and the best Wii game until I get Super Smash Bros Brawl (bloody Australian release dates...yarr!). It has fully sick graphics, heaps of cool galxies, innovative levels, and plenty of tough missions to keep the hardcore gamesrs like me busy."
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| | Deleted the list, but [[Dimentio]] is the greatest character of all time. Psychotic jesters who use strange similes in their speech patterns are rather awesome. |
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| | ==RANDOM FUNNY STUFF...== |
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| | Deleted the massive list; most of it was lame or 'wtf-random' anyway. If you want something funny (albeit vulgar), watch some videos by Jon Lajoie on YouTube, or for something more on the random side, watch my favourite video of all time: Arthur's Massive, Throbbing Hit. This video affected my speech patterns for all of 2009 and I'm still suffering from '...ness' syndrome. |
| {{userbox|border=#06F|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=#69F|codecolor#000000|code=Pixl here|msg=<span style="color:#06F">This user's favorite Pixl is [[Cudge]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=green|mainbkgd=#3CB371|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#3CB371|code=[[Image:Pokéball small.jpg]]|msg=This user plays the '''Pokémon''' series.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#6ef7a7|mainbkgd=#c5fcdc|codebkgd=#6ef7a7|codecolor#000000|code=[[Image:Controller example.png]]|msg=This user is addicted to video games.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FFFFFF|mainbkgd=#CC99FF|codebkgd=#660066|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Gcn small.jpg]]|msg=This user prefers the '''[[Nintendo Gamecube]]''' over the crap old Xbox and the pathetic Playstation 2.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#black|mainbkgd=#EEEEFF|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:DS logo small.gif]]|msg=This user prefers the '''[[Nintendo DS]]''' over the '''Playstation Portable'''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#C07070|mainbkgd=#FFAABB|codebkgd=#660000|colorcode=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Controller example minus.png]]|msg=This user never got to play a [[NES]].}}
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| {{userbox|border=#FFB3B3|mainbkgd=#FFE0E8|codebkgd=#FFB3B3|codecolor=black|code=fan-0|msg=This user doesn't really like the video game ''[[Super Mario 64]]''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=[[Image:Mario_Head_Small.PNG]]|msg=This user plays the '''Super Mario''' series.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=white|codebkgd=black|codecolor=red|code=<span style="font-size:10px">Nintendo</span>|msg=This user supports '''[[Nintendo]]'''.}}
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| {{userbox|border=#003300|mainbkgd=#FFAA00|codebkgd=black|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Superappeal.gif]]|msg=This user absolutely LOVES the '''Paper Mario''' series.}}
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| {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#EEEEEE|codebkgd=#FC0000|codecolor=white|code='''MK'''|msg=This user's favorite '''[[Mario Kart (series)|Mario Kart]]''' track is '''[[Waluigi Pinball]]'''.}}
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| | == Things I HATE! == |
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| | This list would reach the planet Pluto if I completed it. Due to the restrictions of current internet speeds, I will resist the tempting prospect of crashing your 'interwebs'. It would crash mine by writing it, anyway. |
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| | == My Favourite Gaming Moments... == |
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| '''RANDOM FUNNY STUFF:'''
| | Deleted this list too. Play [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/awesome Zelda: Twilight Princess] (my favourite game of all time) and you've lived a good life. If not... I don't know how I can help you. |
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| 1."Well, well. Duckstealer McStealsducks. Been stealing ducks, have you?"
| | ==My Favourite Video Game Music== |
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| | Deleted this list too (see what I did there?). A lot of stuff. Dimentio's final theme is epic, among other things. |
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| "Curses!!! I was so sure..."
| | == Dimentio == |
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| 2. Google 'Tobias and Jube' and read the awesome comic.
| | http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/193/9/3/Dimentio_by_Machaphasesix.jpg - Inspired many aspects of me. |
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| 3. I am in ur Wiki, editin' ur pages.
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| 4. "OMG! It's Doctor Patio, rogue theoretical physicist, author of the award winning flower-arrangement textbook ''I Thought Grout was a sort of Fungal Skin Disease,'' five-time winner of the Flantington Orifice award for outstanding library fines, inventor of the wheeled, non-flying, bus-shaped airplane, and RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!"
| | http://th01.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/f/2009/323/0/f/Arceus_II_by_Zaikudo.jpg - No comments are necessary. |
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| "Actually, I'm Doctor Shed, rogue chiropractor."
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| 5. I was in the car with my friend, David, and we were in the suburb called Woodville. He said, "that building is made of concrete!"
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| 6. I saw a really big dragon in a game and said "ZOMG! TOATTLY HUGE DRAGUMS!"
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| 7. In Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, everyone says "Hi, Mario...and, er...Mr Greenie."
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| 8. On my Nintendo DS, I used to draw rude pictures in Pictochat. Seriously, you shoul've seen the detail I put in!
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| 9. I once said "Crap off!"
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| 10. My gassy friend was next to me way back in Grade 4, and he did a massive fart during 'Show and Tell!'
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| 11. Also that day, a bird flew straight into the window of the classroom at high speed!
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| 12. In Grade 5, A pigeon flew through an open window of our classroom, crashed into a boy's head, then bounced off and flew out the other side!
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| 13. Also that year, I had a friend who had ultra Bee-Phobia, and 2 bees flew into the class, and he threw al his books and paper into the air suddenly and dived under the table, bumping his head!
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| 14. I did a play in Grade 4 where I was a caveman, and I touched the imaginary fire and went "OOOOOOH! HOT STUFF!"
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| 15. There was a picture in my gaming magazine of a girl not wearing much, and she had heaps of tattoos. The caption was 'Nice tats! No, that's not a typo...'
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| 16. Another funny caption was of a bikini model standing in front of 2 different coloured cars. The caption said 'What a nice pair! I especially like the blue one...'
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| 17. I am teh burninator! Woot!
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| 18. In Warcraft 3, Grunts say 'Me so horn-ed, me hurt you long time!'
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| 19. Imagine Mario without the facial hair...
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| 20. Donkey Kong is so stoopid. He flops around, goes "oogi-oogi!" and then dies.
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| 21. I put a piece of cardboard on the floor for some reason, then I rushed to see a good TV show before it finished, and slipped on the cardboard, and smashed into the TV!
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| 22. In Grade 4, I discovered the extreme pleasure of using a ruler to catapult erasers at stuff in the classroom. I made a bad shot and it knocked the teacher's glasses off. That hasn't stopped me doing it these days!
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| 23. Some person on this Wiki has a User page with a heaps funny pic of a kitten in a pool of marshmallows.
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| 24. My 'friend' is so sad, he came to my place to play Super Mario Galaxy, and when he discovered the crouch move with the Z button, he did it rapidly right next to that [[Rosalina]] girl. ZOMG...
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| 25. I was carrying a heavy box with my other friend (he's sad in a different way), and he farted just as we were going down the stairs, then he said "don't drop it, DON'T DROP IT!," and you guessed it, I did.
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| 26. I know something you don't...''DO I?'' - Grunts from Warcraft 3
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| 27. That guy's nuts! GRAB 'EM! - Goblin Tinker, Warcraft 3
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| 28. "Pull his finger!"..."Dat's not ma finger..." - Goblin Alchemist, Warcraft 3
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| 29. Once I played [[Paper Mario]] and Mario died froma battle with a [[Goomba]].
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| 30. Once I played Paper Mario: TTYD, and defeated the third boss ([[Macho Grubba]]) in one hit! If you want to know how, post a message on my currently deserted User Talk page.
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| 29. One of my other 'friends' in Year 8 (or whatever they call it in America), in a history lesson he unzipped his pants, and then went even further (I won't give the details), then the teacher asked him a history question. I pissed myself laughing!!! LOL! ROFL!
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| 30. In Grade 5, a girl asked me if I liked Eminem (obviously that rap artist), and I thought she meant the mascot of M&M's chocolates...I felt so dumb.
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| 31. In Grade 1, I used to put pegs (clothes pegs) on people's clothes while they weren't looking, at school. Some walked all the way home without noticing the peg on their clothes.
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| 32. I used to say "goodnight" to my Gamecube. That's sad...
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| 33. When I was little, I called Luigi "Loogie" (with a hard G), because I was dumb.
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| 34. I also used to call the game "Super Mario Bross," I didn't know it meant brothers.
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| 35. i cut off the wrist strap of my Wii Remote because I found it uncomfortable.
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| 36. In a Science lesson, a girl was talking about biology and organisms and stuff, and she said something like "what's the title of the page...oh, Studying Pond Orgasms (she meant organisms).
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| 37. Once I was playing Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour (my favourite Mario sport game), and when I was playing as [[Bowser]], I actually copied the noise he makes out loud. It sounds half-constipated, half-concentrating.
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| 38. I used to think that you could get milk from ducks.
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| 39. My cat jumped off my bed, just clipped the edge of the circular mini-trampoline I used to have in my room, did a mid-air barrel roll 360, and then dashed out of the room, crashing into heaps of stuff!
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| 40. '''INCREDIBLY FUNNY:''' In a Science lesson, we had a relief teacher (is that what you call them in the USA?) who was pretty young and cool, and he was into games. We didn't do work that lesson, instead he organized a quiz where we had to put our hands up to answer his random questions. One question was "What exciting new game console is coming out in March next year?" (In Australia, the pathetic PS3 didn't come out until March 2007) A dumb, sporty girl put her hand up, and she said "Is it the Commonwealth Games?" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Well, the boys all pissed themselves, especially me. The Commonwealth Games is kind of like the Olympics, except, you know, not as big and fancy.
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| 41. In [[Super Paper Mario]], the second [[Dorguy]] in [[The Underwhere]] asks something like "Now, what color were the moving objects?" The answers were BLUE, YELLOW or SCHMORANGE...I said..............'''SCHMORANGE!!!!''' Well, I laughed...
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| 42. In [[Super Mario Galaxy]], Luigi has to be saved by Mario because he's too scared to jump off the roof of a tiny house. So much for the jumping king...
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| 43. I was tired at a boring party, and there was ice-cream on my plate, and my head drooped down and I got it all over my face. :<
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| 44. Someone at my school who is black and his an awesome afro laughs like this: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...........rofl."
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| 45. You reek of 'shrooms...it is a most disgusting odour, but it makes you useful...
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| 46. Bleckity doo...mmm, Bleck, that's the one who says...Woo?
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| -Something like that is what [[O'Chunks]] says somewhere...woo?
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| 47. Y'know [[Toad|Toads]]? Imagine a Toad bashing up Mario or Bowser or something! And just picture their high-pitched, funny voices saying sweary words at him, and drinking beer...er, I'm getting carried away.
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| 48. In Grade 5, I went to the school canteen to buy a chocolate donut (I LOOOOOOOVE donuts!), but I had NO money. So I found a small rock on the ground, washed it under a drinking tap to make it clean, then put it on the counter and said, "that's enough for a donut!"
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| And the canteen lady said "OK, here you go...and I actually got one! Plus I got my precious rock back! YAYS!
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| 49. Once I was just standing around in a public place, when my right leg suddenly strated going psycho! It was shaking as if an earthquake was occuring inside it! I almost fell over - how weird would that look if you were just a random bystander??!!
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| 50. Before I played my first Zelda game (which was the awesome Twilight Princess), I thought that the hero boy who wears green was called Zelda! Obviously, he is called Link.
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| 51. A guy goes "Oh, I'm not really Santa, but you can still sit on my lap!" (pedo alert!)
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| 52. Still thinking...
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| My top 10 favourite games (which will change quite a bit):
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| 1. Paper Mario (N64)
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| 2. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
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| 3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
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| 4. Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne (Japoota)
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| 5. Super Paper Mario (Wii)
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| 6. Super Mario World (SNES/GBA)
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| 7. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
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| 8. Yoshi's Island (GBA)
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| 9. Pikmin 2 (GC)
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| 10. Mario Kart DS (DS, genius!)
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| '''Things I HATE:'''
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| 1. Loading screens. But most Mario games are very quick to load, thank goodness.
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| 2. Side-quests with pathetic rewards, or none at all. But I like the Pit of 100 Trials in the Paper Mario series, they have fairly good rewards.
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| 3. Loading screens with DUCKS in them!
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| 4. Error messages, especially ones that mean you've lost heaps of progress.
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| 5. Power failures at the worst possible moments.
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| 6. Mario's high-pitched voice gets SOOOOOOOOOO annoying when you die for the 100th time on the same level!
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| 7. Cruel save points.
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| '''MY FAVOURITE GAMING MOMENTS:'''
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| 1. In Super Paper Mario ,when Laughing X-Naut (the 30th [[Sammer Guy]]) goes "HAH HAH!" just as [[The Void]] consumes the entire dimension.
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| 2. When Luigi and the [[Chaos Heart]] merge together to create [[Super Dimentio]].
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| 3. When you arrive at the 100th floor of the [[Pit of 100 Trials]] in Paper Mario:TTYD, and discover [[Bonetail]], the ultimate secret boss.
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| 4. Lots of bits in Super Mario Galaxy were teh awesomeness.
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| 5. In Super Mario World (my favourite 2D Mario game), when you find the well-hidden [[Special World]]. By the way, the 2nd level in this world, called [[Tubular]], is the hardest Mario level I have ever played*!
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| *Actually, I just realised that every level in the [[Special World]] is really hard, in fact, the one called [[Outrageous]] is possibly even harder!
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| 6. This is more of a scary moment...In the first Pikmin game (which I got for my 10th birthday), I was exploring the Distant Spring area, and I found a big pink egg in the middle of a huge lake. I attacked it with my Pikmin, and out came a ''really creepy'' secret boss called the Smoky Progg, which is essentially a phantom-like mutant frog. Take into account the creepy music in the Distant Spring, and that really freaked me out at that age!
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| 7. In [[Super Paper Mario]], making [[Cudge]] the hammer [[Pixl]] say ANY word with less than 8 characters...oh, boy...I had HEAPS of fun!
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| 8. In Zelda: Twilight Princess, there were heaps of awesome cutscenes, and the atmosphere of the Twilight Realms was fully sick!
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| 9. In the original [[Super Mario Bros]], when you manage to beat Bowser at the end of World 8 (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS!!!!!!???? That's so bloody hard, that world!), and you save [[Princess Peach]], and she says something like "How about you try a harder quest," and then you go back to World 1-1, but every level is EVEN HARDER!
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| 10. In Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, the Temple of the Ocean King is so cool! Each time you get to go a bit deeper, eventually getting down to the 13th floor, with the awesome final boss, called Bellum! I love teh Phantoms, especially when you finally get the Phantom Sword and can smash 'em!
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| '''The Weirdest Things I've Ever Done...'''
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| 1. I played hide-and-seek with my cat and my dog.
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| 2. I ate spaghetti with chopsticks for 2 years of my life, every night.
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| 3. I PURPOSELY set up a row of shcool chairs and ran into them, just to trip over and 'impress' the girls (that was in Grade 4)
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| 4. Me and my friend in Grade 2 used to show off to the girls by running past their hangout spot and pretending to be cowboys.
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| 5. I had some very airy bread (Turkish style), so I squashed it into a really compact little ball of airless bread, and when I ate it, it gave me indigestion, and I could feel it going down. Don't try this at home!
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- Inspired many aspects of me.
- No comments are necessary.
