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| ''SUCK MY KNOWLEDGE!!!''
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| -Dom, Dom's Life (That's an original quote by me! But you can use it if you must...)
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| == I live in Australia, and I am Australian! == | | <table style="color:white;background:#808080;border:1px blue;-moz-border-radius:6px;padding:11.5px;font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:100%" width=100%> |
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| | = This Site is a part of my ''past'', my present self exists at this site: = |
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| | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/DrDimentio My YouTube account] - FREE stuff being given away. |
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| | {{User:Dom/sig|My pathetic contributions (a bit under 2000) - click here.}} |
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| I am Dom, a new guy on the Super Mario Wiki. I've edited heaps of stuff...for the better. I don't stuff anything up, I swear!
| | ==My Reviews Of ''Some'' Games I've Played!== |
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| '''RANDOM FUNNY STUFF:'''
| | ==My Favourite Nintendo Characters== |
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| 1."Well, well. Duckstealer McStealsducks. Been stealing ducks, have you?"
| | Deleted the list, but [[Dimentio]] is the greatest character of all time. Psychotic jesters who use strange similes in their speech patterns are rather awesome. |
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| | ==RANDOM FUNNY STUFF...== |
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| "Curses!!! I was so sure..."
| | Deleted the massive list; most of it was lame or 'wtf-random' anyway. If you want something funny (albeit vulgar), watch some videos by Jon Lajoie on YouTube, or for something more on the random side, watch my favourite video of all time: Arthur's Massive, Throbbing Hit. This video affected my speech patterns for all of 2009 and I'm still suffering from '...ness' syndrome. |
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| 2. Google 'Tobias and Jube' and read the awesome comic.
| | == Things I HATE! == |
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| 3. I am in ur Wiki, editin' ur pages.
| | This list would reach the planet Pluto if I completed it. Due to the restrictions of current internet speeds, I will resist the tempting prospect of crashing your 'interwebs'. It would crash mine by writing it, anyway. |
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| 4. "OMG! It's Doctor Patio, rogue theoretical physicist, author of the award winning flower-arrangement textbook ''I Thought Grout was a sort of Fungal Skin Disease,'' five-time winner of the Flantington Orifice award for outstanding library fines, inventor of the wheeled, non-flying, bus-shaped airplane, and RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!"
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| "Actually, I'm Doctor Shed, rogue chiropractor."
| | == My Favourite Gaming Moments... == |
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| 5. I was in the car with my friend, David, and we were in the suburb called Woodville. He said, "that building is made of concrete!"
| | Deleted this list too. Play [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/awesome Zelda: Twilight Princess] (my favourite game of all time) and you've lived a good life. If not... I don't know how I can help you. |
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| 6. I saw a really big dragon in a game and said "ZOMG! TOATTLY HUGE DRAGUMS!"
| | ==My Favourite Video Game Music== |
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| 7. In Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, everyone says "Hi, Mario...and, er...Mr Greenie."
| | Deleted this list too (see what I did there?). A lot of stuff. Dimentio's final theme is epic, among other things. |
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| 8. On my Nintendo DS, I used to draw rude pictures in Pictochat. Seriously, you shoul've seen the detail I put in!
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| 9. I once said "Crap off!" | | http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/193/9/3/Dimentio_by_Machaphasesix.jpg - Inspired many aspects of me. |
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| 10. My gassy friend was next to me way back in Grade 4, and he did a massive fart during 'Show and Tell!'
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| 11. Also that day, a bird flew straight into the window of the classroom at high speed!
| | http://th01.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/f/2009/323/0/f/Arceus_II_by_Zaikudo.jpg - No comments are necessary. |
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| 12. In Grade 5, A pigeon flew through an open window of our classroom, crashed into a boy's head, then bounced off and flew out the other side!
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| 13. Also that year, I had a friend who had ultra Bee-Phobia, and 2 bees flew into the class, and he threw al his books and paper into the air suddenly and dived under the table, bumping his head!
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| 14. I did a play in Grade 4 where I was a caveman, and I touched the imaginary fire and went "OOOOOOH! HOT STUFF!"
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| 15. There was a picture in my gaming magazine of a girl not wearing much, and she had heaps of tattoos. The caption was 'Nice tats! No, that's not a typo...'
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| 16. Another funny caption was of a bikini model standing in front of 2 different coloured cars. The caption said 'What a nice pair! I especially like the blue one...'
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| 17. I am teh burninator! Woot!
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| 18. In Warcraft 3, Grunts say 'Me so horn-ed, me hurt you long time!'
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| 19. Imagine Mario without the facial hair...
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| 20. Donkey Kong is so stoopid. He flops around, goes "oogi-oogi!" and then dies.
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| 21. I put a piece of cardboard on the floor for some reason, then I rushed to see a good TV show before it finished, and slipped on the cardboard, and smashed into the TV!
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| 22. In Grade 4, I discovered the extreme pleasure of using a ruler to catapult erasers at stuff in the classroom. I made a bad shot and it knocked the teacher's glasses off. That hasn't stopped me doing it these days!
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| 23. Some person on this Wiki has a User page with a heaps funny pic of a kitten in a pool of marshmallows.
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| 24. My 'friend' is so sad, he came to my place to play Super Mario Galaxy, and when he discovered the crouch move with the Z button, he did it rapidly right next to that [[Rosalina]] girl. ZOMG...
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| 25. I was carrying a heavy box with my other friend (he's sad in a different way), and he farted just as we were going down the stairs, then he said "don't drop it, DON'T DROP IT!," and you guessed it, I did.
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| 26. I know something you don't...''DO I?'' - Grunts from Warcraft 3
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| 27. That guy's nuts! GRAB 'EM! - Goblin Tinker, Warcraft 3
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| 28. "Pull his finger!"..."Dat's not ma finger..." - Goblin Alchemist, Warcraft 3
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| 29. Once I played [[Paper Mario]] and Mario died froma battle with a [[Goomba]].
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| 30. Once I played Paper Mario: TTYD, and defeated the third boss ([[Macho Grubba]]) in one hit! If you want to know how, post a message on my currently deserted User Talk page.
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| 29. One of my other 'friends' in Year 8 (or whatever they call it in America), in a history lesson he unzipped his pants, and then went even further (I won't give the details), then the teacher asked him a history question. I pissed myself laughing!!! LOL! ROFL!
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| 30. In Grade 5, a girl asked me if I liked Eminem (obviously that rap artist), and I thought she meant the mascot of M&M's chocolates...I felt so dumb.
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| My top 10 favourite games (which will change quite a bit):
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| 1. Paper Mario (N64)
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| 2. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
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| 3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)
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| 4. Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne (Japoota)
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| 5. Super Paper Mario (Wii)
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| 6. Super Mario World (SNES/GBA)
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| 7. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
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| 8. Yoshi's Island (GBA)
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| 9. Pikmin 2 (GC)
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| 10. Mario Kart DS (DS, genius!)
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| '''Things I HATE:'''
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| 1. Loading screens. But most Mario games are very quick to load, thank goodness.
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| 2. Side-quests with pathetic rewards, or none at all. But I like the Pit of 100 Trials in the Paper Mario series, they have fairly good rewards.
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| 3. Loading screens with DUCKS in them!
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| 4. Error messages, especially ones that mean you've lost heaps of progress.
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| 5. Power failures at the worst possible moments.
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| '''MY FAVOURITE GAMING MOMENTS:'''
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| These are in random order...
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| 1. In Super Paper Mario ,when Laughing X-Naut (the 30th [[Sammer Guy]]) goes "HAH HAH!" just as [[The Void]] consumes the entire dimension.
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| 2. When Luigi and the [[Chaos Heart]] merge together to create [[Super Dimentio]].
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| 3. When you arrive at the 100th floor of the [[Pit of 100 Trials]] in Paper Mario:TTYD, and discover [[Bonetail]], the ultimate secret boss.
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| 4. Lots of bits in Super Mario Galaxy were teh awesomeness.
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| 5. In Super Mario World (my favourite 2D Mario game), when you find the well-hidden [[Special World]]. By the way, the 2nd level in this world, called [[Tubular]], is the hardest Mario level I have ever played*!
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| *Actually, I just realised that every level in the [[Special World]] is really hard, in fact, the one called [[Outrageous]] is possibly even harder!
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| 6. This is more of a scary moment...In the first Pikmin game (which I got for my 10th birthday), I was exploring the Distant Spring area, and I found a big pink egg in the middle of a huge lake. I attacked it with my Pikmin, and out came a ''really creepy'' secret boss called the Smoky Progg, which is essentially a phantom-like mutant frog. Take into account the creepy music in the Distant Spring, and that really freaked me out at that age!
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| 7. In [[Super Paper Mario]], making [[Cudge]] the hammer [[Pixl]] say ANY word with less than 8 characters...oh, boy...I had HEAPS of fun!
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| 8. In Zelda: Twilight Princess, there were heaps of awesome cutscenes, and the atmosphere of the Twilight Realms was fully sick!
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| 9. In the original [[Super Mario Bros]], when you manage to beat Bowser at the end of World 8 (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS!!!!!!???? That's so bloody hard, that world!), and you save [[Princess Peach]], and she says something like "How about you try a harder quest," and then you go back to World 1-1, but every level is EVEN HARDER!
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| 10. In Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, the Temple of the Ocean King is so cool! Each time you get to go a bit deeper, eventually getting down to the 13th floor, with the awesome final boss, called Bellum! I love teh Phantoms, especially when you finally get the Phantom Sword and can smash 'em!
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| '''The Weirdest Things I've Ever Done...'''
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| 1. I played hide-and-seek with my cat and my dog.
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| 2. I ate spaghetti with chopsticks.
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| 3. I PURPOSELY set up a row of shcool chairs and ran into them, just to trip over and 'impress' the girls (that was in Grade 4)
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| 4. Me and my friend in Grade 2 used to show off to the girls by running past their hangout spot and pretending to be cowboys.
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- Inspired many aspects of me.
- No comments are necessary.
