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==Goomba== | |||
[...]No one ever knew but the goomba's where hiding a secret identity. You may know and love these mushrooms as goombas but they are really called Jimmy!!! Jimmy is a common name for a retard but if you have ever [played mario superstar baseball, jimmy runs super fast and is not that smart for wearing two shoes on one foot. So that is how he got the name jimmy.Now,you all must think that Jimmys live in the Mushroom Kingdom but that is so fake!!Jimmys are very poor and live in boxes on the streets on Mushroom Kingdom.They are drug-atics and they sell drugs in their boxes.Well,now i hope you know the real story of the goombas(Jimmy)[...] | |||
==Invisighoul== | |||
[...] It is possible that the chairs and flowerpots that seem to move on their own in various levels could be moved by these; however, this cannot be proved, as there are no other mirrors in the game. | |||
They appear in 2-4 and 5-3. In 5-3 though, none of them attack the player. | |||
==Klepto== | |||
(''On March 30th 2008, the content on the Klepto page was [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Klepto&oldid=350878 replaced] with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about ''Infocom'', a well-know publisher of Interactive fictions games. The vandalism was reverted '''nine hours''' after it was made, but the vandal soon [http://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Klepto&oldid=352160 struck back] and replaced the content with that of another Wikipedia page, this time the article about the ''Star Wars'' character ''Jango Fett''. Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, those revisions aren't directly archived on BJAODN.'') | |||
== King Boo == | |||
[...]Apparently wearing a small crown is enough to make you king, but ones from Burger King aren't enough to make your girlfriend call you her majesty. I suppose that's another story.[...] | |||
('''Mine does...''') | |||
== Koopaling == | |||
[...] How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any '''intercourse''' with them besides the credits of Super Mario World. [...] | |||
("Sickest Typo I ever saw." - [[User:Sir Grodus]]) | |||
("Actually, this is misleading, '''but correct'''. The first definition of ''intercourse'' in the third edition of the Collins English Dictionary is "communication or exchange between individuals; mutual dealings." Still, don't do this." —[[User:Soler]].) | |||
== Koopa Troop == | |||
[...]According to [[Kammy Koopa]] in ''[[Paper Mario]]'', the motive for the clan is to have revenge against all who have treated Koopas poorly. However, most of their clear goals some based entirely on Bowser's own interest.[...] | |||
===Villainous Plans=== | |||
====All media==== | |||
*Kidnapping and marrying [[Princess Peach]]. | |||
("They are not all going to marry Peach. That way, Peach would have many hubbies." - {{User|Edofenrir}}") | |||
== Nosedozer == | |||
Nosedozers are simply damaging Bandineros. See [[Bandinero]]. | |||
==Nipper Plant== | |||
"a Nipper Plant was given a minor speaking role, where it spoke in a very deep '''town''' reminiscent of a drill sergeant. " |
Revision as of 19:17, October 5, 2009
This article is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it is being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible.
Jokes about enemies! Yes, this things were on actual articles.
Arukaroten
An Arukaroten is a Chain-Chomp like creature that are inside Bowser but he kidnaps Princess Peach but Mario, Luigi and Bowser wanna fight and save Peach.
Big Bob Omb
[...]Strangely, the cannonballs in Super Mario 64 looked just like him, only without any features except the body.[...]
Boo
[...]booes are scared of themselves when they look in a mirror.[...]
(...Isn't the plural boos?)
Brobot L-Type
[...]Its HP amount is a reference to the Nintendo 64, since, as seen in Luigi's Diary in Paper Mario, he likes Nintendo 64s (at least at the time of Paper Mario), since he wonders excitedly if the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64. [...]
Condor
File:Klepto.jpg Go to Klepto for more info.
Dodo
[...]However, he unhealthily holds in his anger, which he releases by pecking golden statues of his boss. [...]
(This is a wiki about the Mario series, not a repository of health advices for fictional characters.)
Fawful
(That circle is wonderful)
Goomba
[...]No one ever knew but the goomba's where hiding a secret identity. You may know and love these mushrooms as goombas but they are really called Jimmy!!! Jimmy is a common name for a retard but if you have ever [played mario superstar baseball, jimmy runs super fast and is not that smart for wearing two shoes on one foot. So that is how he got the name jimmy.Now,you all must think that Jimmys live in the Mushroom Kingdom but that is so fake!!Jimmys are very poor and live in boxes on the streets on Mushroom Kingdom.They are drug-atics and they sell drugs in their boxes.Well,now i hope you know the real story of the goombas(Jimmy)[...]
Invisighoul
[...] It is possible that the chairs and flowerpots that seem to move on their own in various levels could be moved by these; however, this cannot be proved, as there are no other mirrors in the game.
They appear in 2-4 and 5-3. In 5-3 though, none of them attack the player.
Klepto
(On March 30th 2008, the content on the Klepto page was replaced with a cut & paste of the Wikipedia article about Infocom, a well-know publisher of Interactive fictions games. The vandalism was reverted nine hours after it was made, but the vandal soon struck back and replaced the content with that of another Wikipedia page, this time the article about the Star Wars character Jango Fett. Because of the sheer length as well as the amount of broken coding involved, those revisions aren't directly archived on BJAODN.)
King Boo
[...]Apparently wearing a small crown is enough to make you king, but ones from Burger King aren't enough to make your girlfriend call you her majesty. I suppose that's another story.[...]
(Mine does...)
Koopaling
[...] How he treats them is debatable as he has never had any intercourse with them besides the credits of Super Mario World. [...]
("Sickest Typo I ever saw." - User:Sir Grodus)
("Actually, this is misleading, but correct. The first definition of intercourse in the third edition of the Collins English Dictionary is "communication or exchange between individuals; mutual dealings." Still, don't do this." —User:Soler.)
Koopa Troop
[...]According to Kammy Koopa in Paper Mario, the motive for the clan is to have revenge against all who have treated Koopas poorly. However, most of their clear goals some based entirely on Bowser's own interest.[...]
Villainous Plans
All media
- Kidnapping and marrying Princess Peach.
("They are not all going to marry Peach. That way, Peach would have many hubbies." - Edofenrir (talk)")
Nosedozer
Nosedozers are simply damaging Bandineros. See Bandinero.
Nipper Plant
"a Nipper Plant was given a minor speaking role, where it spoke in a very deep town reminiscent of a drill sergeant. "