User:Mariofan132

About Me

Hi, I'm mariofan132. I try to be cyber-safe so I don't give out personal information like my last name and e-mail address.

Anyway, I'm creating this page so people know more about me, but not too much. I think that Mario is the greatest video game series in all of eternity. Ever. Opposers will die! I became a user sometime in late summer of 2006. I seriously forgot.

I am now, as at least I think, an active-member-but-not-sysop rank. I'm trying to get a job on The 'Shroom and I've also constructed my user page. Below in this are my theories on Nintendo. Enjoy and don't do drugs...

or cuss...

people that cuss only do it because they think they're cool...

when you find someone like that...

tell them to shut the heck up!

My Favorites

My favorites would be:

Website: [1]

Food: Macaroni & Cheese

Video Game Series: Mario and Kingdom Hearts

Sport: Baseball

Mario Kart Game: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Mario RPG: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Band: The Beatles and Chapter 6

Country Name: Chzekoslavakia (or how ever you spell that)

My Theories On Nintendo

Galaxies

Call me psychotic, but I think that probably somewhere in the universe there's a galaxy called Nintendo. Then in it are planets like Plit, (Mario's) Triforcia, (Link's) and other galaxies like Konami, Sega, Sony, and Microsoft. And the solar systems are named after in-game solar systems, like Lylat and Dream Land, or the developers of the first game in that series' chronology. Like Artoon (developers of Yoshi: Touch & Go and Yoshi's Island DS) for Plit and Intelligent for Samus' solar system and Pit's planet.

Super Smash Bros.

I also think that there is no such thing as Super Smash Bros. But there is such thing as the Super Smash Heroes. They're kinda like a Justic League for Nintendo. Anyways, why would it be Super Smash Bros.? They had Samus and Jigglypuff in there since the first game.

Anyway. Since the dawn the 1980s, the Hands of Evil have been spying on the heroes of Nintendo. By 1999, a certain twelve had just stopped too much evil and they were captured by Master Hand, the assumed leader. He brought all the future Super Smash Heroes to a strange planet that was poisoned with gas so they had floating cities above it. Out of the corner of their eyes, the Super Smash Heroes could see a strange platform with smaller platforms above. There was also a huge one that the Hands called the Final Destination.

The strange planet had an artificial moon that whenever a hero was transported to the planet, a strange resemblence to a familiar place to them would emerge.

When Luigi Mario, Douglas Falcon, Ness, and Jigglypuff got there, they were warped to a cage. Inscribed on the cages were certain tactics to find the Key of Shroom, the Key of Falcon, the Key of Psychic, and the Key of Song. After the heroes freed the trapped Heroes and defeated the Master Hand and his army of Polygon Fighters, they were warped back to their proper homes. But after they warped, the Mushroom Kingdom appeared.

After this, the Mario Bros. decided to form the Super Smash Heroes, a crime fighting legion only assigned to fighting pure evil. Two years after the events of Super Smash Bros., and after receiving thirteen new members, the Hands did the same thing. They warped to the planet. Fought now Polygon Fighters that were fixed (they are clones that can become exactly indentical the Super Smash Heroes. Close to the end of Story Mode in the first Smash Bros. game, they started assuming their true forms) and Wire Frame Fighters. They fought again Metal Mario and now Metal Luigi. And they finally defeated Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and their creation, Giga Bowser.

Now the Super Smash Heroes have had four new members since 2001. Wario Wario, Meta Knight, David Snake, and Pit. David Snake is the first member of the Super Smash Heroes that is from a different galaxy.

Mario's Timeline

This is how I think the Mario timeline goes:

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

Yoshi's Story

Yoshi's Island DS

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (past)

Mario Bros.

Super Mario Bros.

Super Mario Bros. 2

Super Mario Land

Super Mario Bros. 3

Dr. Mario

Super Mario World

Super Mario Kart

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

Mario's Tennis

Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land

Donkey Kong Country

Wario's Woods

Yoshi's Safari

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

Super Mario 64

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble

Mario Kart 64

Diddy Kong Racing

Wario Land II

Banjo-Kazooie

Mario Party

Super Smash Bros.

Conker's Pocket Tales

Donkey Kong 64

Mario Party 2

Wario Land II

Mario Tennis

Banjo-Tooie

Paper Mario

Dr. Mario 64

Mario Party 3

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

Luigi's Mansion

Wario Land 4

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Super Mario Sunshine

Mario Party 4

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$

Wario World

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Mario Party 5

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$

Mario vs. Donkey Kong

Donkey Konga

Mario Pinball Land

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Mario Party 6

Mario Power Tennis

Banjo-Pilot

Super Mario 64 DS

WarioWare: Touched!

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

Mario Party Advance

Donkey Konga 2

WarioWare: Twisted!

Yoshi: Topsy-Turvy

Mario Superstar Baseball

DK: King of Swing

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix

Mario Party 7

Mario Kart DS

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (present)

Super Mario Strikers

Super Princess Peach

New Super Mario Bros.

Mario Hoops 3-on-3

Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis

Notice that I did not add Conker's Bad Fur Day, any Mario sports game with humans in it besides Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, and Waluigi, the Donkey Kong Land series, the Donkey Kong arcade series, or Yoshi: Touch and Go. Conker's Bad Fur Day: You don't put a K-A game to an M game. Just not right. Stupid. Ruined Conker's career as a video game character. Sports games: The portal to get to Plit from Earth isn't open to the public, probably. I think it ultimately breaks the chronology. Donkey Kong Land: Pretty much just a remake except with bad graphics. Disgusting. Except I do though count Land-only species as inhabitants of Plit like Hogwash. And Yoshi: Touch and Go: Exact same plot as Yoshi's Island except different gameplay. Also disgusting.

Mario's family

I think that Mario and Jumpman are two different people! I agree with the theory that Donkey Kong in the arcades are actually Donkey 'Cranky' Kong, Sr. So that has to be Mario's dad. I think Jumpman's real name is Jonathan, and the name Jumpman comes from the workers on the construction site because he jumps good. Pauline, to me, is the Mario Bros. mother. Jonathan also has a brother named Stanley, who is in Donkey Kong 3. Stanley is a botanist.

So Jonathan Mario is an Italian immigrant and eventually fell in love and was married to Pauline. They adopted two children they found at an orphanage, who were Mario and Luigi. Soon Jonathan and Pauline had a child of their own and named her Pauline, Jr. She is Pauline in Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis.

After a few years in college the Mario Bros. became entreprenuers and constructed a plumbing business. Their first job was a problem in the Main Brooklyn Sewage System and it was also their last. Something happened in the time-space continuum (however you spell that) and a portal was created in the core of the Sewage System. Along the way of portals like these things get in from where the portal goes. Like the Koopa Troopas. The Fighter Flies. The Freezies. The Mario Bros. bravely fought through the Sewage System and finally reached a strange pipe that was wide and green. They cautiously went in and found themselves over a million light-years away on an odd planet called Plit.

Mario's real parents will probably never be revealed. But it is known that his mother's last name was originally Wario. That means that Wario Wario and Waluigi Wario are the Mario Bros'. cousins.

Yoshi's Family

Here is what I think about Yoshi's family. He is married to Birdo. That explains the huge ring. Their son is the Yoshi Kid from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Yoshi's cousin is Boshi. He also has cousins that live on Lavalava Island and in the Beanbean Kingdom. His Lavalava-ian? cousin is the chief of the island. His Beanbean-ian? cousin is the green Yoshi and Yoshi Theatre. His cousin on Yoster Isle is the translator. His father is the green Yoshi from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Island DS, and Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. Yoshi himself is the green Yoshi in Yoshi's Story. Notice that the Yoshi has yet to appear in a Mario RPG. His full name is Yoshi Dino, Jr. His father's is Yoshi Dino, Sr. and his sons is Yoshi Dino, III.

The Kongs

Here's what I think about the Kongs. Kong is as common as the last name 'Smith' or 'Jones'. Same thing with the last name Koopa. The official Kongs are Donkey 'Cranky' Kong, Sr, Welma 'Wrinkly' Kong, Samuel 'Swanky' Kong, and Donkey Kong, Jr.

Diddy is Dixie's boyfriend. Diddy's real name is David Kong. Dixie's sister is Tiny or Tina Kong. Their cousins are Chunky or Charles Kong and Kiddy or Kalvin Kong. Kiddy's adopted.

Funky is Donkey Jr's best friend. His real name is Fredrick. Candy is Donkey Jr's girlfriend. Her real name his Claire. Lanky is just a friend of the gang and his real name is Larry.

Note: I just made these names up while I was typing.

Something About Sony

All Sony did right was Spyro and Crash Bandicoot. And all they advertise about their system is playing in their world and "Oh, we're better cause we can play DVDs and CDs! Duh!" Bad reason, bad reason. What have they done to they name of video games? Scratched out the 'games' part. That's what.

Something About Microsoft

I myself am a fan of Zoo Tycoon. It rocks. Period. But Xbox's flaw is that they have close to zero originality. At the start, Nintendo made its own stinkin' games. You don't see Microsoft under the developer part on the games. Ever.

Goals

Try to buy every game with character from Super Smash Bros. in it:

1. Mario series
2. F-Zero series
3. The Legend of Zelda series
4. Star Fox series
5. EarthBound
6. Ice Climber
7. Kirby series
8. Metroid series
9. Metal Gear series
10. Pokemon series
11. Fire Emblem
12. Kid Icarus series

Super Smash RPG (Inspired by Dry Bones 13)

Chapter 1: Smithy's Return

"Ugh," says a voice, "Where am I?" The lights get brighter to reveal that Dr. Mario Mario was unconcious in his own office. "Doctor? Doctor? Oh, thank God, Doctor!"

It was Nurse Peach Toadstool. Dr. Mario was a clone of the most famous hero of Plit with high medical skills. "Doctor, you were asleep for the whole morning. Come on, it's time to get to work on those patients." "Wow," said the doctor, "That was one bad headache, I don't think I'll be able to work today, nurse."

Suddenly the doctor remembers his dream he had that morning. The Master Hand, the leader of the Hands, had appeared to him. He told him that he had the most evil plot to destroy Nintendo and Konami. He told him that he must bring the Super Smash Heroes to defeat his army and to try and defeat him and his twin, the Crazy Hand. He also told him that he had revived the brothers' monstrosity, Giga Bowser. The Master Hand told him that he must defeat his minions, possessed villains.

Now, you're probably thinking, why would someone possess a villain if it's already a villain? My answer is that all villains are not exactly one hundred percent evil. None of them have weird plots of destroying the world or anything. They need Hand Evil to make them have ultimate power to have the need to rule or destroy what they want to rule or destroy. If you didn't understand this, go ask your dad.

The Master Hand told him that he must first gather his true self, Mario Mario. He told him Mario will be guarded by Smithy, the being from another universe. Suddenly when the doctor looked up, he saw a mysterious map with sparkly sparkles on it. It was a map of Plit. When he picked it up, the sparkly sparkles started sparkling more sparkly than they were sparkling. On the map appeared a warp pipe somewhere by Mario's house. After the doctor recognized this cliche, he focused on where he was and where the sparkly sparkles were sparkling. On Little Fungitown, Beanbean Kingdom was a cheap sprite change to Mario's Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door sprite walking. Between it and the sparkly sparkles sparkling place on the warp pipe was a dotted line.