The 'Shroom:Issue XXVIII/Fake News

Fake News

by the Fake News Team

Updates

• Dark boo (talk) and Flicky (talk) are FIRED!
• Beginning next month, Clyde1998 (talk) will take over Flicky's position. Koopster64 (talk) is welcome to take over the weather because of the great job he did last month.
• Many sections are not here because Ralphfan didn't give out his Fakewarning template. He is very sorry for the inconvenience.

Travel Guide

by Ralphfan (talk)

File:Mkddtrack10.jpg Come to Mushroom City, the city where someone is always sleeping! There are tons of cars to get hit by, and you can take a shortcut by walking the purple carpet! And, if you're looking for some nighttime fun, come to the four-way intersections and walk into the middle of the road while wearing a lampshade or a blindfold over your head!

Fake Music

by Dark boo (talk) Dark boo is FIRED! Anyone who wants to take over for him can sign up here, and they can post their first one right here!

Fake TV

by Ralphfan (talk)

The Star Cup will resume later this month! This time, I mean it!

Koopster 64 here! I want to make big in the world of Super Mario Wiki, so I'm here to help out. Recently, a new show called Bowser Jr's Pratical Jokes. The show is about Bowser Jr pranking people. From Mario to his own father. So far, three episodes has been aired, and they've been smash hits! In fact, they might make a movie...

Fake Games

by Hyper Guy (talk)

Hyper Guy is LATE this month, so I, Koopster 64 is taking over!

Wario Land: Snapped

Rating: C for Crazy

Description: Wario had gotten so much money, he finally snaps! Go crazy in 7 worlds as you smash stuff and avoid the Goombington's Insane Asylum people! Wario is so crazy, you can't even control him with the controller!

Wanted Poster

by Luigi 128 (talk)

Obituaries

by Flicky (talk)

Flicky is LATE and is therefore FIRED! Anyone can cover for him, but Clyde1998 will take over next month.
Obviously, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays died.

Cooking Guide

by Ralphfan (talk)

File:TrialStewSPM.jpg This month, Zess T. will teach us about trial Stew! To make Trial stew, you will need:

• A Couple's Cake
• A Poison Shroom
• A blender
• 5 pounds of GRAVY!
• A pot

The steps:

1. Put the Poison Shroom and Couple's Cake in the blender and shred them into a bloody pulp!
2. Put them in the pot with the GRAVY!
3. Cook for two hours!

Enjoy! Remember, it doesn't kill you, you need something at least as powerful as a Goomba to put you out of your misery.

Ads

by Toadbert101 (talk)

Poll

by Stooben Rooben (talk)

It would be great if St00by could make a poll.

Interview

by Ralphfan (talk)

Interviews have been done by Warioloaf (talk). They can be found at the bottom of this month's issue.

Fake Sports

by Ralphfan (talk)

The Star Cup will resume later this month! I'm serious this time!

Fake Weather

by Flicky (talk)

Flicky is FIRED! Clyde1998 or Koopster64 are welcome to take over!

Fake Injuries/Arrests

by Flicky (talk)

Once again, FIRED!

Fake Movies

by Luigi 128 (talk)

We're still waiting.

Warioloaf's Special Section

by WarioLoaf (talk)

If it weren't for Warioloaf, the Fake News wouldn't exist. Thanks for everything, Warioloaf!

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