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0:08 - Toad across for Hammer Bro., he looks, Daisy at the point, dekes, pass to Toad, his shot blocked by Toad and taken out by Team Petey. | |||
0:00 - It is nighttime here at The Battle Dome and the game is set to go. Shy Guy takes the ball for Team Daisy, going from right to left, gives it off to Toad, he cuts in down the right. | |||
'''Start of the 1st Half''' | |||
We are looking for another great game. Bowser took down Waluigi, 3-2, in a nailbiter. Petey has Toad on the left, Monty on the right, Petey centering, and Boo on defense. Daisy will try to counter with Hammer Bro. on the left, Toad on the right, Shy Guy centering, and Daisy back on defense. | |||
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Revision as of 20:19, February 22, 2009
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by the Fake News Team
Poll
Which do you think smells the worst?
- Bowser
- Wario
- Poison Shroom
- Hooktail's Feet
- Poop
- Inky Sauce
Travel Guide
Did you ever want to get stomped on by angry rectangles with happy faces on them but didn't know where to go? Did you ever wonder what color lava is? Then come to Bowser's Castle, the best place in the Marioverse! (except everywhere else). This castle also serves as a race track, a tennis court, and a baseball stadium! Originally only accessable to Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Miis, Koopa Kids, Goombas, Paragoombas, Koopa-Troopas, Paratroopas, and pretty much everyone, the castle is now open to everyone! Our chefs make gourmet meals out of freshly cooked Mario. Vegetarian? Don't worry, our chefs will cook up some nice 8-bit mushroom soup. Come to Bowser's Castle, and you WON'T come out!
BTW: WE AREN'T TELLING YOU IF ITS BOWSERS CASTLE 1, 2, 3, or the one in SMRPG you have to find out yourself hahahahahah!
Fake TV
So, are you disappointed we're in that slow period between the NFL and March Madness and the MLB? Not to worry, there's soccer! The Star Cup takes place at The Battle Dome and begins on February 22nd! Catch it all on Template:Fakelink! This year's cup features 12 teams! Last year's results are below:
| Team | Record | Place |
|---|---|---|
| Mario | 7-1 | 2nd |
| Luigi | 8-0 | 1st |
| Peach | 0-8 | 8th |
| Daisy | 2-6 | (tied for) 5th |
| DK | 5-3 | 4th |
| Yoshi | 6-2 | 3rd |
| Wario | 2-6 | (tied for) 5th |
| Waluigi | 2-6 | (tied for) 5th |
Who will win this year?
2009 Star Cup
Below are the details for the 2009 Star Cup. They will be updated regularly.
| File:X mark.png This is an official sporting event. It should not be edited by anyone other than the head of this event. |
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Welcome
Welcome to the official page of the 2009 Star Cup! This annual Strikers tournament is changing its setup this year to include more teams and more action. The Battle Dome is once again the host of this prestigious battle between the top twelve teams in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Setup
Tournament
- The twelve teams will be divided into three groups of four
- Each team plays the other three teams in their group once for a total of three games
- The top two teams in each group advance to knockout play
- Teams get two points for a win and one point for an overtime or shootout loss in group play
Rules
- Each game consists of two 5-minute halves
- If the game is tied after 10 minutes, there is a 1-minute overtime in group play and sudden-death overtime in knockout play
- In group play, if overtime is scoreless, the game goes to penalty kicks
- Each team has five players: a goalie (Kritter); a center; a left wing; a right wing; and a defenseman
The Teams
Bowser
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Bowser
Right wing: Boo
Defenseman: Dry Bones
Goalie: Kritter
Bowser Jr.
Left wing: Bowser Jr.
Center: Hammer Bro.
Right wing: Monty Mole
Defenseman: Dry Bones
Goalie: Kritter
Daisy
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Shy Guy
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Daisy
Goalie: Kritter
Diddy Kong
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Shy Guy
Right wing: Diddy Kong
Defenseman: Birdo
Goalie: Kritter
Donkey Kong
Left wing: Koopa Troopa
Center: Donkey Kong
Right wing: Birdo
Defenseman: Boo
Goalie: Kritter
Luigi
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Luigi
Right wing: Shy Guy
Defenseman: Birdo
Goalie: Kritter
Mario
Left wing: Hammer Bro.
Center: Mario
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Koopa
Goalie: Kritter
Peach
Left wing: Koopa
Center: Peach
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Boo
Goalie: Kritter
Petey Piranha
Left wing: Toad
Center: Petey Piranha
Right wing: Monty Mole
Defenseman: Boo
Goalie: Kritter
Waluigi
Left wing: Hammer Bro
Center: Koopa
Right wing: Toad
Defenseman: Waluigi
Goalie: Kritter
Wario
Left wing: Birdo
Center: Toad
Right wing: Wario
Defenseman: Koopa
Goalie: Kritter
Yoshi
Left wing: Yoshi
Center: Toad
Right wing: Koopa
Defenseman: Shy Guy
Goalie: Kritter
The Cup
Group A
| Team | Wins | Losses | Overtime/Shootout Losses | Points | Goals For | Goals Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
| Petey Piranha | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Daisy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Waluigi | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
Games
Waluigi vs. Bowser
2/22, 23:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waluigi | 1 | 1 | - | - | 2 |
| Bowser | 1 | 2 | - | - | 3 |
Commentary
10:00 - Bowser wins, they outshot Waluigi 8-6, they take on Petey next, Waluigi gets longtime rival Daisy.
9:50 - Team Waluigi, passing back and forth, waiting for the perfect shot, Waluigi from the slot, denied by Kritter, knocked away, that'll do it.
9:02 - Team Bowser moving slowly, Hammer Bro. holds the ball on the left side, pass back to the slot, Dry Bones's shot is blocked by Koopa, who chips the ball ahead.
8:34 - Brought ahead by Team Waluigi, Koopa to Toad on the far side, Toad chips the ball ahead, his pass to Koopa, stopped by Kritter and booted away.
7:18 - Toad dekes over Hammer Bro., he passes to Koopa, he dekes, his shot is stopped by Kritter and is passed ahead to Hammer Bro. He brings the ball past center, passes it to Bowser in the slot, he dekes and pauses, he passes to Boo in the right corner, Boo shoots, save by Kritter.
6:51 - Bowser passes ahead to Hammer Bro., stolen by Toad, he clears the ball into the far corner. Grabbed there by Hammer Bro., he clears the ball ahead, Dry Bones here, gives it to Boo, cuts in, dekes, SCORES! Boo dekes through Kritter, he lands in the net, Team Bowser leads, three to two!
6:28 - Team Waluigi gets the ball, Koopa hands it up ahead to Toad, he gives to Hammer Bro., HE SCORES! We're tied! A curving shot that bent in front of Kritter ties the game at two!
6:19 - Dry Bones to Bowser, he dumps it in, Waluigi grabs it, blocked by Bowser, he feeds to Hammer Bro., he loads up, and SCORES ON A SKILLSHOT! Point-blank range, 30' out, Waluigi made a bonehead move and it cost his team a goal.
5:30 - This is Koopa up the middle, 50' from the net, to the right for Toad, back to Waluigi, over to Hammer Bro., taken away on a slide by Dry Bones and Team Bowser has the ball again.
5:11 - Boo in, pass to Bowser, shot high, Team Waluigi grabs it, Kritter ahead for Toad, who assisted on Team Waluigi's only goal.
5:02 - Boo hits Koopa, who slide tackled the ball, and Team Bowser will break out.
5:00 - We'll get back to action as the teams swap sides for the second half.
Start of 2nd Half
Waluigi needs a more aggressive gameplan for the second half while Bowser is doing everything right.
End of 1st Half
5:00 - End of the first half, we're tied at one each. Bowser outshot Waluigi 5-3 in the half.
4:48 - Boo up ahead, past center, on the far side, dekes through Waluigi, skillshot denied by Kritter. That'll do it for the half.
4:25 - Taking it in down the left side, the far side from our view, is Hammer Bro. for Team Waluigi, he shoots and gets stopped by Kritter.
4:07 - Dry Bones clears it down and Kritter grabs it, that move was to slow down the action.
3:51 - Long clear by Koopa off the electric fence to Kritter's right, grabbed by Waluigi, he dekes right into Kritter, who flings him into the electric fence and Team Bowser takes it back, and the noise has hit a new high here at The Battle Dome.
3:27 - Boo for Team Bowser on the right side, waits, hit hard by Hammer Bro. and Waluigi takes over.
3:10 - Just to clear things up, the time to the left of some monologue is the time the monologue starts, therefore we have long pauses between each one.
2:56 - Back to action here, Team Waluigi holds in their own zone, bringing the ball ahead, Koopa in front, drops it to Toad in the right corner and Toad's shot is blocked by Dry Bones and cleared.
2:42 - Team Bowser bringing it in on the right side, Boo past center, Boo to Bowser and back, to Dry Bones, he feeds to Bowser in front, to Hammer Bro. on the left side, SCORE! The ball was charged to white and Hammer Bro. slams it in, the crowd is on its feet, we're tied at one.
2:16 - Team Waluigi past center, Hammer Bro. cuts in, he feeds in front to Koopa, dekes, shot, Koopa got hammered into the electric fence by Kritter and Bowser will take possession.
1:46 - Turnover at center by Toad and Boo feeds it ahead for Hammer Bro., he waits on the left side, pass to Dry Bones in the spot, he relays it to Boo on the right side, Boo to Dry Bones and back, the shot blocked by Koopa and Team Waluigi has it.
1:25 - Team Bowser grabs the ball at center and brings it in. Boo in the right-wing corner, waits, pass, Bowser in front, cuts in, diving stop by Kritter.
1:09 - Team Waluigi brings it across center. Hammer Bro. in the left-wing circle, pass to Toad, Toad waits on the right side, Toad sets up, pass to the slot for Waluigi SCORE! A blast from the slot by Waluigi top-shelf, his first of the tourney, Toad's first assist of the tournament. Bowser, the host, is down 1-0 early and the fans don't like it.
0:56 - A couple of low clouds, but the storm blows in Monday, and it will probably be pouring for the Wario-DK game and Mario-Diddy Kong game, late Monday and early Tuesday, respectively.
0:47 - Team Waluigi has the ball again following the lob pass by Kritter, but Koopa gives it away to Dry Bones. He sets up Boo, Bowser in front, he gets the door slammed shut by Kritter!
0:35 - Cross pass from Bowser to Hammer Bro. and a great save by Kritter!
0:30 - Boo clears it ahead where a battle for the caram breaks out between Bowser and Toad. Bowser grabs it and moves ahead.
0:18 - First shot of the tournament is taken from the right side by Toad and Kritter grabs it for Team Bowser, who will get their first chance here.
0:08 - Team Waluigi taking their time in their own zone, moving the ball slowly, now progressing ahead.
0:01 - Koopa grabs the ball with a slide tackle and we're off!
0:00 - Waluigi will go to the right side for the first half with Hammer Bro. at left wing, Toad at the right, Koopa centering, and Waluigi on defense. Bowser, on the other hand, going from right to left this half, has Hammer Bro. on the left, Boo on the right, Bowser centering, and Dry Bones on defense.
Start of Game
Sorry we weren't able to get started earlier, but the opening ceremonies ran long.
Petey Piranha vs. Daisy
2/22, 23:45 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Petey Piranha | 0 | 0 | |||
| Daisy | 0 | 0 |
Commentary
0:08 - Toad across for Hammer Bro., he looks, Daisy at the point, dekes, pass to Toad, his shot blocked by Toad and taken out by Team Petey.
0:00 - It is nighttime here at The Battle Dome and the game is set to go. Shy Guy takes the ball for Team Daisy, going from right to left, gives it off to Toad, he cuts in down the right. Start of the 1st Half
We are looking for another great game. Bowser took down Waluigi, 3-2, in a nailbiter. Petey has Toad on the left, Monty on the right, Petey centering, and Boo on defense. Daisy will try to counter with Hammer Bro. on the left, Toad on the right, Shy Guy centering, and Daisy back on defense.
Bowser vs. Petey Piranha
2/26, 1:50 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser | |||||
| Petey Piranha |
Commentary
Daisy vs. Waluigi
2/28, 0:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daisy | |||||
| Waluigi |
Commentary
Daisy vs. Bowser
3/1, 19:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daisy | |||||
| Bowser |
Commentary
Petey Piranha vs. Waluigi
3/4, 3:45 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Petey Piranha | |||||
| Waluigi |
Commentary
Group B
| Team | Wins | Losses | Overtime/Shootout Losses | Points | Goals For | Goals Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser Jr. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Luigi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Donkey Kong | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Wario | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Games
Luigi vs. Bowser Jr.
2/23, 0:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Luigi | |||||
| Bowser Jr. |
Commentary
Wario vs. Donkey Kong
2/24, 23:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wario | |||||
| Donkey Kong |
Commentary
Bowser Jr. vs. Wario
2/27, 3:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowser Jr. | |||||
| Wario |
Commentary
Donkey Kong vs. Luigi
2/28, 15:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donkey Kong | |||||
| Luigi |
Commentary
Donkey Kong vs. Bowser Jr.
3/1, 20:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donkey Kong | |||||
| Bowser Jr. |
Commentary
Wario vs. Luigi
3/5, 1:50 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wario | |||||
| Luigi |
Commentary
Group C
| Team | Wins | Losses | Overtime/Shootout Losses | Points | Goals For | Goals Against |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yoshi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Peach | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mario | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Diddy Kong | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Games
Peach vs. Yoshi
2/23, 0:15 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Peach | |||||
| Yoshi |
Commentary
Diddy Kong vs. Mario
2/25, 4:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Diddy Kong | |||||
| Mario |
Commentary
Yoshi vs. Diddy Kong
2/27, 23:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yoshi | |||||
| Diddy Kong |
Commentary
Mario vs. Peach
2/28, 16:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mario | |||||
| Peach |
Commentary
Mario vs. Yoshi
3/3, 23:00 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mario | |||||
| Yoshi |
Commentary
Diddy Kong vs. Peach
3/6, 15:30 UTC
Box Score
| Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Shootout | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Diddy Kong | |||||
| Peach |
Commentary
Knockout Round
Quarterfinals
3/6, 16:00 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 3 | |||||
| 6 |
3/7, 15:30 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 4 | |||||
| 5 |
Semifinals
3/7, 16:00 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 1 | |||||
3/8, 19:30 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
| 2 | |||||
CHAMPIONSHIP
3/11, 3:45 UTC
| Seed | Team | 1 | 2 | OT | Final |
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