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0:00 - Waluigi will go to the right side for the first half with Hammer Bro. at left wing, Toad at the right, Koopa centering, and Waluigi on defense.   
0:08 - Team Waluigi taking their time in their own zone, moving the ball slowly, now progressing ahead.
 
0:01 - Koopa grabs the ball with a slide tackle and we're off!
 
0:00 - Waluigi will go to the right side for the first half with Hammer Bro. at left wing, Toad at the right, Koopa centering, and Waluigi on defense.  Bowser, on the other hand, going from right to left this half, has Hammer Bro. on the left, Boo on the right, Bowser centering, and Dry Bones on defense.


0:00 - Sorry we weren't able to get started earlier, but the opening ceremonies ran long.
0:00 - Sorry we weren't able to get started earlier, but the opening ceremonies ran long.

Revision as of 19:13, February 22, 2009

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Travel Guide

by Yoshario (talk)

Did you ever want to get stomped on by angry rectangles with happy faces on them but didn't know where to go? Did you ever wonder what color lava is? Then come to Bowser's Castle, the best place in the Marioverse! (except everywhere else). This castle also serves as a race track, a tennis court, and a baseball stadium! Originally only accessable to Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Miis, Koopa Kids, Goombas, Paragoombas, Koopa-Troopas, Paratroopas, and pretty much everyone, the castle is now open to everyone! Our chefs make gourmet meals out of freshly cooked Mario. Vegetarian? Don't worry, our chefs will cook up some nice 8-bit mushroom soup. Come to Bowser's Castle, and you WON'T come out!

BTW: WE AREN'T TELLING YOU IF ITS BOWSERS CASTLE 1, 2, 3, or the one in SMRPG you have to find out yourself hahahahahah!

Fake TV

by Ralphfan (talk)

So, are you disappointed we're in that slow period between the NFL and March Madness and the MLB? Not to worry, there's soccer! The Star Cup takes place at The Battle Dome and begins on February 22nd! Catch it all on Template:Fakelink! This year's cup features 12 teams! Last year's results are below:

Team Record Place
Mario 7-1 2nd
Luigi 8-0 1st
Peach 0-8 8th
Daisy 2-6 (tied for) 5th
DK 5-3 4th
Yoshi 6-2 3rd
Wario 2-6 (tied for) 5th
Waluigi 2-6 (tied for) 5th

Who will win this year?

2009 Star Cup

Below are the details for the 2009 Star Cup. They will be updated regularly.

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Welcome

Welcome to the official page of the 2009 Star Cup! This annual Strikers tournament is changing its setup this year to include more teams and more action. The Battle Dome is once again the host of this prestigious battle between the top twelve teams in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Setup

Tournament

  • The twelve teams will be divided into three groups of four
  • Each team plays the other three teams in their group once for a total of three games
  • The top two teams in each group advance to knockout play
  • Teams get two points for a win and one point for an overtime or shootout loss in group play

Rules

  • Each game consists of two 5-minute halves
  • If the game is tied after 10 minutes, there is a 1-minute overtime in group play and sudden-death overtime in knockout play
  • In group play, if overtime is scoreless, the game goes to penalty kicks
  • Each team has five players: a goalie (Kritter); a center; a left wing; a right wing; and a defenseman

The Teams

Bowser

Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Bowser

Right wing: Boo

Defenseman: Dry Bones

Goalie: Kritter

Bowser Jr.

Left wing: Bowser Jr.

Center: Hammer Bro.

Right wing: Monty Mole

Defenseman: Dry Bones

Goalie: Kritter

Daisy

Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Shy Guy

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Daisy

Goalie: Kritter

Diddy Kong

Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Shy Guy

Right wing: Diddy Kong

Defenseman: Birdo

Goalie: Kritter

Donkey Kong

Left wing: Koopa Troopa

Center: Donkey Kong

Right wing: Birdo

Defenseman: Boo

Goalie: Kritter

Luigi

Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Luigi

Right wing: Shy Guy

Defenseman: Birdo

Goalie: Kritter

Mario

Left wing: Hammer Bro.

Center: Mario

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Koopa

Goalie: Kritter

Peach

Left wing: Koopa

Center: Peach

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Boo

Goalie: Kritter

Petey Piranha

Left wing: Toad

Center: Petey Piranha

Right wing: Monty Mole

Defenseman: Boo

Goalie: Kritter

Waluigi

Left wing: Hammer Bro

Center: Koopa

Right wing: Toad

Defenseman: Waluigi

Goalie: Kritter

Wario

Left wing: Birdo

Center: Toad

Right wing: Wario

Defenseman: Koopa

Goalie: Kritter

Yoshi

Left wing: Yoshi

Center: Toad

Right wing: Koopa

Defenseman: Shy Guy

Goalie: Kritter

The Cup

Group A

Team Wins Losses Overtime/Shootout Losses Points Goals For Goals Against
Bowser 0 0 0 0 0 0
Waluigi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daisy 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petey Piranha 0 0 0 0 0 0

Games

Waluigi vs. Bowser

2/22, 23:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Waluigi 0 0
Bowser 0 0
Commentary

0:08 - Team Waluigi taking their time in their own zone, moving the ball slowly, now progressing ahead.

0:01 - Koopa grabs the ball with a slide tackle and we're off!

0:00 - Waluigi will go to the right side for the first half with Hammer Bro. at left wing, Toad at the right, Koopa centering, and Waluigi on defense. Bowser, on the other hand, going from right to left this half, has Hammer Bro. on the left, Boo on the right, Bowser centering, and Dry Bones on defense.

0:00 - Sorry we weren't able to get started earlier, but the opening ceremonies ran long.

Petey Piranha vs. Daisy

2/22, 23:45 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Petey Piranha
Daisy
Commentary
Bowser vs. Petey Piranha

2/26, 1:50 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Bowser
Petey Piranha
Commentary
Daisy vs. Waluigi

2/28, 0:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Daisy
Waluigi
Commentary
Daisy vs. Bowser

3/1, 19:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Daisy
Bowser
Commentary
Petey Piranha vs. Waluigi

3/4, 3:45 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Petey Piranha
Waluigi
Commentary

Group B

Team Wins Losses Overtime/Shootout Losses Points Goals For Goals Against
Bowser Jr. 0 0 0 0 0 0
Luigi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Donkey Kong 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wario 0 0 0 0 0 0

Games

Luigi vs. Bowser Jr.

2/23, 0:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Luigi
Bowser Jr.
Commentary
Wario vs. Donkey Kong

2/24, 23:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Wario
Donkey Kong
Commentary
Bowser Jr. vs. Wario

2/27, 3:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Bowser Jr.
Wario
Commentary
Donkey Kong vs. Luigi

2/28, 15:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Commentary
Donkey Kong vs. Bowser Jr.

3/1, 20:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Donkey Kong
Bowser Jr.
Commentary
Wario vs. Luigi

3/5, 1:50 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Wario
Luigi
Commentary

Group C

Team Wins Losses Overtime/Shootout Losses Points Goals For Goals Against
Yoshi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Peach 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mario 0 0 0 0 0 0
Diddy Kong 0 0 0 0 0 0

Games

Peach vs. Yoshi

2/23, 0:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Peach
Yoshi
Commentary
Diddy Kong vs. Mario

2/25, 4:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Diddy Kong
Mario
Commentary
Yoshi vs. Diddy Kong

2/27, 23:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Commentary
Mario vs. Peach

2/28, 16:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Mario
Peach
Commentary
Mario vs. Yoshi

3/3, 23:00 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Mario
Yoshi
Commentary
Diddy Kong vs. Peach

3/6, 15:30 UTC

Box Score
Team 1 2 OT Shootout Final
Diddy Kong
Peach
Commentary

Knockout Round

Quarterfinals

3/6, 16:00 UTC

Seed Team 1 2 OT Final
3
6

3/7, 15:30 UTC

Seed Team 1 2 OT Final
4
5

Semifinals

3/7, 16:00 UTC

Seed Team 1 2 OT Final
1

3/8, 19:30 UTC

Seed Team 1 2 OT Final
2

CHAMPIONSHIP

3/11, 3:45 UTC

Seed Team 1 2 OT Final

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