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ABOVE: | ABOVE: That sign's pointless, but it's got sharp points... also notice the unimportant message at the bottom of the sign. | ||
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| align=center colspan=2|<font size="2">'''''Dom'''''</font> | | align=center colspan=2|<font size="2">'''''Dom'''''</font> | ||
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==Dom's Currently Overused Word/Phrase:== | ==Dom's Currently Overused Word/Phrase:== | ||
''' | "But Billy, ''I'' want the last breadstick!" | ||
NOTE: This section will change when I become addicted to a different word or phrase. | NOTE: This section will change when I become addicted to a different word or phrase. | ||
== | ===I live in Australia, and I am Australian!=== | ||
Just thought I'd make that clear.<br> | Just thought I'd make that clear.<br> | ||
<whosonline></whosonline> | The following n00bs are online: <whosonline></whosonline> (Oh, er... hello there... Sysop... whoops...) | ||
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This is my | This is my probably World Record breaking word-find puzzle - you know, those grids where you look for words among random letters. It took me 6 months to make this, and it's '''ALL DONE BY HAND!''' The grid was ruled by me, the letters are all written, and it contains '''658''' words in total! They're all related to Warcraft 3, my favourite PC game of all time. The booklet of words to find is all categorised (yes, I typed the booklet - it's 13 pages long). | ||
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I charge 5 virtual waffles per sprite. Please give credit if you ever use them or something (but who would...) | |||
I charge 5 virtual waffles per sprite. Please give credit if you ever use them or something. | |||
== The 'Shroom - I Write For It == | == The 'Shroom - I Write For It == | ||
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!Game !! Rating */100% !! Comment | !Game !! Rating */100% !! Comment | ||
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| ''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'' || 96% || "Man, that's the most awesome non-Mario game I've ever played (I've never played Ocarina of Time)...it | | ''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'' || 96% || "Man, that's the most awesome non-Mario game I've ever played (I've never played Ocarina of Time)... if you don't own it... I pity you." | ||
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| [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] || 95% || It's just so awesome seeing so many awesome Nintendo characters and worlds collide and watch them smash each other! The Smash Bros. series is pure brilliance, and this one has | | [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] || 95% || It's just so awesome seeing so many awesome Nintendo characters and worlds collide and watch them smash each other! The Smash Bros. series is pure brilliance, and this one has excellent graphics and an awesome selection of music from all the game series. And I love the Subspace Emissary mode - especially the bosses. This game is legendary... but somehow, I get bored with it as I rarely have a <s>meatbag</s> ... human opponent to fight against. | ||
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| [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]] || 95% || "That's an awesome RPG! Seriously, it's much more innovative than any other RPG you'll ever play, and it has cool paper graphics, and heaps of funny text and quotes, and and and and and and and it is so fun, and has heaps of detail and depth!" | | [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]] || 95% || "That's an awesome RPG! Seriously, it's much more innovative than any other RPG you'll ever play, and it has cool paper graphics, and heaps of funny text and quotes, and and and and and and and it is so fun, and has heaps of detail and depth!" | ||
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#"Well, well. Duckstealer McStealsducks. Been stealing ducks, have you?"<br>"No."<br>"Curses!!! I was so sure..." | #"Well, well. Duckstealer McStealsducks. Been stealing ducks, have you?"<br>"No."<br>"Curses!!! I was so sure..." | ||
#Google 'Tobias and Jube' and read the awesome comic. | #Google 'Tobias and Jube' and read the awesome comic. | ||
#"OMG! It's Doctor Patio, rogue theoretical physicist, author of the award winning flower-arrangement textbook ''I Thought Grout was a sort of Fungal Skin Disease,'' five-time winner of the Flantington Orifice award for outstanding library fines, inventor of the wheeled, non-flying, bus-shaped airplane, and RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!"<br>"Actually, I'm Doctor Shed, rogue chiropractor." | #"OMG! It's Doctor Patio, rogue theoretical physicist, author of the award winning flower-arrangement textbook ''I Thought Grout was a sort of Fungal Skin Disease,'' five-time winner of the Flantington Orifice award for outstanding library fines, inventor of the wheeled, non-flying, bus-shaped airplane, and RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!"<br>"Actually, I'm Doctor Shed, rogue chiropractor." | ||
#I was in the car with my friend, David, and we were in the suburb called Woodville. He said, "that building is made of concrete!" | #I was in the car with my friend, David, and we were in the suburb called Woodville. He said, "that building is made of concrete!" | ||
#I saw a really big dragon in a game and said "ZOMG! TOATTLY HUGE DRAGUMS!" | #I saw a really big dragon in a game and said "ZOMG! TOATTLY HUGE DRAGUMS!" | ||
#My gassy friend was next to me way back in Grade 4, and he did a massive fart during 'Show and Tell!' | #My gassy friend was next to me way back in Grade 4, and he did a massive fart during 'Show and Tell!' | ||
#Also that | #Also that year, a bird flew straight into the window of the classroom at high speed! | ||
#In Grade 5, A pigeon flew through an open window of our classroom, crashed into a boy's head, then bounced off and flew out the other side! | #In Grade 5, A pigeon flew through an open window of our classroom, crashed into a boy's head, then bounced off and flew out the other side! | ||
#Also that year, I had a friend who had ultra Bee-Phobia, and 2 bees flew into the class, and he threw al his books and paper into the air suddenly and dived under the table, bumping his head! | #Also that year, I had a friend who had ultra Bee-Phobia, and 2 bees flew into the class, and he threw al his books and paper into the air suddenly and dived under the table, bumping his head! | ||
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#There was a picture in my gaming magazine of a girl not wearing much, and she had heaps of tattoos. The caption was 'Nice tats! No, that's not a typo...' | #There was a picture in my gaming magazine of a girl not wearing much, and she had heaps of tattoos. The caption was 'Nice tats! No, that's not a typo...' | ||
#Another funny caption was of a bikini model standing in front of 2 different coloured cars. The caption said 'What a nice pair! I especially like the blue one...' | #Another funny caption was of a bikini model standing in front of 2 different coloured cars. The caption said 'What a nice pair! I especially like the blue one...' | ||
#I put a piece of cardboard on the floor for some reason, then I rushed to see a good TV show before it finished, and slipped on the cardboard, and smashed into the TV! | #I put a piece of cardboard on the floor for some reason, then I rushed to see a good TV show before it finished, and slipped on the cardboard, and smashed into the TV! | ||
#My 'friend' is so sad, he came to my place to play Super Mario Galaxy, and when he discovered the crouch move with the Z button, he did it rapidly right next to that [[Rosalina]] girl. ZOMG... | #My 'friend' is so sad, he came to my place to play Super Mario Galaxy, and when he discovered the crouch move with the Z button, he did it rapidly right next to that [[Rosalina]] girl. ZOMG... | ||
#That guy's nuts! GRAB 'EM! - Goblin Tinker, Warcraft 3 | #That guy's nuts! GRAB 'EM! - Goblin Tinker, Warcraft 3 | ||
#"Pull his finger!"..."Dat's not ma finger..." - Goblin Alchemist, Warcraft 3 | #"Pull his finger!"..."Dat's not ma finger..." - Goblin Alchemist, Warcraft 3 | ||
#Once I played [[Paper Mario]] and Mario died | #Once I played [[Paper Mario]] and Mario died from a battle with a [[Goomba]]. | ||
#Once I played Paper Mario: TTYD, and defeated the third boss ([[Macho Grubba]]) in one hit! If you want to know how, post a message on my | #Once I played Paper Mario: TTYD, and defeated the third boss ([[Macho Grubba]]) in one hit! If you want to know how, post a message on my Talk page. | ||
#One of my other 'friends' in Year 8 (or whatever they call it in America), in a history lesson he unzipped his pants, and then went even further (I won't give the details), then the teacher asked him a history question. I pissed myself laughing!!! LOL! ROFL! | #One of my other 'friends' in Year 8 (or whatever they call it in America), in a history lesson he unzipped his pants, and then went even further (I won't give the details), then the teacher asked him a history question. I pissed myself laughing!!! LOL! ROFL! | ||
#In Grade 5, a girl asked me if I liked Eminem (obviously that rap artist), and I thought she meant the mascot of M&M's chocolates...I felt so dumb. | #In Grade 5, a girl asked me if I liked Eminem (obviously that rap artist), and I thought she meant the mascot of M&M's chocolates...I felt so dumb. | ||
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#I also used to call the game "Super Mario Bross," I didn't know it meant brothers. | #I also used to call the game "Super Mario Bross," I didn't know it meant brothers. | ||
#I cut off the wrist strap of my Wii Remote because I found it uncomfortable. | #I cut off the wrist strap of my Wii Remote because I found it uncomfortable. | ||
#I used to think that you could get milk from ducks. | #I used to think that you could get milk from ducks. | ||
#My cat jumped off my bed, just clipped the edge of the circular mini-trampoline I used to have in my room, did a mid-air barrel roll 360, and then dashed out of the room, crashing into heaps of stuff! | #My cat jumped off my bed, just clipped the edge of the circular mini-trampoline I used to have in my room, did a mid-air barrel roll 360, and then dashed out of the room, crashing into heaps of stuff! | ||
#In [[Super Paper Mario]], the second [[Dorguy]] in [[The Underwhere]] asks something like "Now, what color were the moving objects?" The answers were BLUE, YELLOW or SCHMORANGE... I said ..............'''SCHMORANGE!!!!''' Well, I laughed... | |||
#In [[Super Paper Mario]], the second [[Dorguy]] in [[The Underwhere]] asks something like "Now, what color were the moving objects?" The answers were BLUE, YELLOW or SCHMORANGE...I said..............'''SCHMORANGE!!!!''' Well, I laughed... | |||
#In [[Super Mario Galaxy]], Luigi has to be saved by Mario because he's too scared to jump off the roof of a tiny house. So much for the jumping king... | #In [[Super Mario Galaxy]], Luigi has to be saved by Mario because he's too scared to jump off the roof of a tiny house. So much for the jumping king... | ||
#Y'know [[Toad|Toads]]? Imagine a Toad bashing up Mario or Bowser or something! | |||
#In Grade 5, I went to the school canteen to buy a chocolate donut (donuts are FTW), but I had NO money. So I found a small rock on the ground, washed it under a drinking tap to make it clean, then put it on the counter and said, "that's enough for a donut!" And the canteen lady said "OK, here you go...and I actually got one! Plus I got my precious rock back! YAYS! | |||
#Y'know [[Toad|Toads]]? Imagine a Toad bashing up Mario or Bowser or something! | |||
#In Grade 5, I went to the school canteen to buy a chocolate donut ( | |||
#Once I was just standing around in a public place, when my right leg suddenly strated going psycho! It was shaking as if an earthquake was occuring inside it! I almost fell over - how weird would that look if you were just a random bystander??!! | #Once I was just standing around in a public place, when my right leg suddenly strated going psycho! It was shaking as if an earthquake was occuring inside it! I almost fell over - how weird would that look if you were just a random bystander??!! | ||
#Before I played my first Zelda game (which was the awesome Twilight Princess), I thought that the hero boy who wears green was called Zelda! Obviously, he is called Link. | #Before I played my first Zelda game (which was the awesome Twilight Princess), I thought that the hero boy who wears green was called Zelda! Obviously, he is called Link. | ||
#A guy goes "Oh, I'm not really Santa, but you can still sit on my lap!" | #A guy goes "Oh, I'm not really Santa, but you can still sit on my lap!" ................ creepy. | ||
#In Grade 5, my class was doing a performance in front of the whole school, and my old friend was doing the singing. Halfway through, he forgot the words, so he starting panicking and making up random stuff...and while I was on stage, I ROFLed! Seriously – I lost control in front of the whole school – and I got in trouble. | #In Grade 5, my class was doing a performance in front of the whole school, and my old friend was doing the singing. Halfway through, he forgot the words, so he starting panicking and making up random stuff...and while I was on stage, I ROFLed! Seriously – I lost control in front of the whole school – and I got in trouble. | ||
#If you’ve played [[Super Mario Sunshine]], you might remember the starting cutscene with the [[Toad]]s saying “What’s this icky, paint-like goop? It’s moving!” Then [[Toadsworth]] says “Now now, boys, don’t touch that stuff!”<br>Imagine they were saying this about a massive dump that Mario did on the [[Delfino Airstrip]]! | #If you’ve played [[Super Mario Sunshine]], you might remember the starting cutscene with the [[Toad]]s saying “What’s this icky, paint-like goop? It’s moving!” Then [[Toadsworth]] says “Now now, boys, don’t touch that stuff!”<br>Imagine they were saying this about a massive dump that Mario did on the [[Delfino Airstrip]]! | ||
#In the starting cutscene of [[Mario vs. Donkey Kong]], DK is watching TV, and then an ad comes on that says “mmm, bananas, mmm-“ then DK changes the channel and discovers [[Mini Mario]]s. WTF?! As if DK wasn’t interested in bananas! | #In the starting cutscene of [[Mario vs. Donkey Kong]], DK is watching TV, and then an ad comes on that says “mmm, bananas, mmm-“ then DK changes the channel and discovers [[Mini Mario]]s. WTF?! As if DK wasn’t interested in bananas! | ||
#You know how nerrs like us write ‘pwn’ instead of ‘own?’ Well, imagine an old person saying “I pwn this house!” | #You know how nerrs like us write ‘pwn’ instead of ‘own?’ Well, imagine an old person saying “I pwn this house!” | ||
#In Year 8, there was a really short guy who had to stand up because he was in trouble, but he was behind the desk, so the teacher said “Stand up!” and someone pointed out that he already was! | #In Year 8, there was a really short guy who had to stand up because he was in trouble, but he was behind the desk, so the teacher said “Stand up!” and someone pointed out that he already was! | ||
#Don’t eat muffins on a Thursday! | #Don’t eat muffins on a Thursday! | ||
#Back in primary school, the language we learnt was Greek (man, that's hard!), and one lesson the teacher put a Greek CD on, and it was for little Greek kids, so it sounded all babyish, and then she played in backwards, fast-forward mode! Just imagine that! | #Back in primary school, the language we learnt was Greek (man, that's hard!), and one lesson the teacher put a Greek CD on, and it was for little Greek kids, so it sounded all babyish, and then she played in backwards, fast-forward mode! Just imagine that! | ||
#Once I was at a restaurant with some random Indian people I don't eveen know, and one of them saw that I wasn't eating anything that night, so she said "Are you allergic to food?" - and she was asking it seriously! | #Once I was at a restaurant with some random Indian people I don't eveen know, and one of them saw that I wasn't eating anything that night, so she said "Are you allergic to food?" - and she was asking it seriously! | ||
#A guy was clinging on to another guy with a really hairy chest, and he said "Arrrgh! I'm getting rug burn from your chest!" | #A guy was clinging on to another guy with a really hairy chest, and he said "Arrrgh! I'm getting rug burn from your chest!" | ||
#HOLY CRAP! I just noticed at the top of this list is a hilarious typo...have a look! I'll leave it there just for the sake of it. I mean, the word 'stiff' is a bit of a dangerous typo... | #HOLY CRAP! I just noticed at the top of this list is a hilarious typo...have a look! I'll leave it there just for the sake of it. I mean, the word 'stiff' is a bit of a dangerous typo... | ||
#Voice changes are hilarious...back in Year 8, there was a guy doing an oral presentation, and at the end, he went to say "Thanks for listening" ... and it was like "Thanks for ''listening''!" | |||
#Voice changes are hilarious...back in Year 8, there was a guy doing an oral presentation, and at the end, he went to say "Thanks for listening" ... and it was like "Thanks for '' | #Hey... imagine what Mario would sound like after inhaling helium... actually, don't imagine that, for your own mental well-being. | ||
#Hey...imagine what Mario would sound like after inhaling helium... | |||
#Instead of goodbye, one of my 'friends' said this in a high-pitched voice: ''Toodles!'' | #Instead of goodbye, one of my 'friends' said this in a high-pitched voice: ''Toodles!'' | ||
#I was watching Muesli Road one day...what? Oh sorry, I meant Sesame Street. | #I was watching Muesli Road one day...what? Oh sorry, I meant Sesame Street. | ||
#OK, so I was in some random post office lined up in a queue with my mum, and on one side of our line was all this reduced to clear stuff that post offices sell, despite the products having nothing to do with post...or offices. They had a bunch of picture books for kids displayed, and I saw one that had Elmo - the fuzzy red dude from Muesli Road (oh whoops, I meant Sesame Street) on the cover. And Elmo was using a stethoscope and putting the end on his fishbowl, which contained his goldfish (it's sad that I remember the name of the fish - Dorothy).<br>The thing that scared me most was the title of the book: Listen to Your Fish<br>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!<br>They're giving little kids some wrong ideas these days. | #OK, so I was in some random post office lined up in a queue with my mum, and on one side of our line was all this reduced to clear stuff that post offices sell, despite the products having nothing to do with post...or offices. They had a bunch of picture books for kids displayed, and I saw one that had Elmo - the fuzzy red dude from Muesli Road (oh whoops, I meant Sesame Street) on the cover. And Elmo was using a stethoscope and putting the end on his fishbowl, which contained his goldfish (it's sad that I remember the name of the fish - Dorothy).<br>The thing that scared me most was the title of the book: Listen to Your Fish<br>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!<br>They're giving little kids some wrong ideas these days. | ||
#Here's how to tell if you're too sleepy to be playing games... Once I got up early and played [[Mario Kart Wii]], and when I completed all 4 races of the Grand Prix, I thought it the big word was 'CONGOATULATIONS!' ................ I even told my dad to look at this huge glitch I thought I'd found, but on closer inspection, it was just my imagination. Bleck...waz mbarrazin! | #Here's how to tell if you're too sleepy to be playing games... Once I got up early and played [[Mario Kart Wii]], and when I completed all 4 races of the Grand Prix, I thought it the big word was 'CONGOATULATIONS!' ................ I even told my dad to look at this huge glitch I thought I'd found, but on closer inspection, it was just my imagination. Bleck...waz mbarrazin! | ||
#You know how the Cookie Monster is ''addicted'' to cookies? Well, that's because of a certain powdery ingredient... yep. | |||
#You know how the Cookie Monster is ''addicted'' to cookies? Well, that's because of a certain powdery ingredient | #I was on the bus one day (man, I HATE public transport), and they always have stickers on the windows that say<br>“This seating area reserved for the elderly and people with disabilities.”<br>But, typical for a bus, someone had scraped off some bits, so it said<br>“This _eating area reserved for the elderly and people with di_abi__ties”<br>LOL. | ||
#I once asked my dad how many days he thought it would take to fix up a problem on my computer, and he responded like this:<br><nowiki>*</nowiki>HUGE fart* *medium fart* *rumbler fart* *trumpet blast* - and said “That’s how many days – 4.” <br><br>'''''ULTRA FUNNIES BELOW!''''' | |||
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#I once asked my dad how many days he thought it would take to fix up a problem on my computer, and he responded like this:<br><nowiki>*</nowiki>HUGE fart* *medium fart* *rumbler fart* *trumpet blast* - and said “That’s how many days – 4.” | |||
#OK, here’s a special gaming glossary of terms that non-nerdy people probably don’t understand…<br>Confused by the latest slang, lingo, or ‘slingo’? Don’t know a FRANPS from a FLIMP? All the cool kids made fun of you because you called an action game with platform elements a platform game with action elements? (You idiot). Old and senile? Young and haven’t yet learned any language? A member of an undiscovered tribe deep in the Amazon rainforest and have never heard of videogames, or electricity for that manner? Well crap your pants in fear of social awkwardness no more! Soon you’ll be ‘shooting the aardvark’ with the ‘hardcore,’ thanks to this Gaming Glossary!<br><br>'''GAMING GLOSSARY FOR NOOBS:'''<br>''analog stick'' - A large wooden staff, used for beating analogs.<br>''apple fritters'' - A term used by experienced online gamers, referring to opponents who are easily turned into apple fritters.<br>''bump mapping'' - Gamer slang for 'checking out' an attractive woman.<br>''D-Pad'' - AKA 'Daddy Pimp-Lad,' a famous rapper popular among gamers.<br>''fronking the wip-wibble'' - Playing against a computer opponent (robot).<br>''Gordon Freeman'' - Creator of the Super Mario series.<br>''Harvest Moon Cow'' - The beast that gamers sacrifice to their heathen god, to ensure plentiful apple fritters, and also because they are violent little psychos.<br>''HD'' - The key feature of next-gen gaming, HD stands for 'Hardwood Desks,' as gamers have an eye for solidly built furniture. Many gamers are carpenters themselves.<br>''jumping game'' - A 'First-Person Shooter'<br>''Master Chief'' - As opposed to all those subordinate chiefs, you see.<br>''M. Bison'' - A corruption of 'embison,' meaning to cover with bison.<br>''platformer'' - A high shoe, favoured by serious FPS gamers, along with sequined handbags and glittery eyeshadow.<br>''Pong'' - What hardcore gamers do after a couple of days.<br>''RTS'' - 'Return To Sorbet' ... Modern game discs are made from concentrated lemon sorbet. When gamers dislike a game, they suggest it ought to be lemon sorbet once more.<br>''SHMUP'' - 'Say, Have (You) Met Ungulate Penguins?' - A phrase used to mock 'noobs' who accidentally suggest or refer to some manner of bizarre evolutionary anomaly.<br>''sprite'' - The little demon who sits inside your game console and makes the disc spin.<br>''Ubisoft'' - Ha ha, rhymes with 'boobie-soft.'<br>''Xbox'' - Gamer slang for 'bowel.'<br>''ZVWIGB'' - I dunno.<br>End of glossary. | #OK, here’s a special gaming glossary of terms that non-nerdy people probably don’t understand…<br>Confused by the latest slang, lingo, or ‘slingo’? Don’t know a FRANPS from a FLIMP? All the cool kids made fun of you because you called an action game with platform elements a platform game with action elements? (You idiot). Old and senile? Young and haven’t yet learned any language? A member of an undiscovered tribe deep in the Amazon rainforest and have never heard of videogames, or electricity for that manner? Well crap your pants in fear of social awkwardness no more! Soon you’ll be ‘shooting the aardvark’ with the ‘hardcore,’ thanks to this Gaming Glossary!<br><br>'''GAMING GLOSSARY FOR NOOBS:'''<br>''analog stick'' - A large wooden staff, used for beating analogs.<br>''apple fritters'' - A term used by experienced online gamers, referring to opponents who are easily turned into apple fritters.<br>''bump mapping'' - Gamer slang for 'checking out' an attractive woman.<br>''D-Pad'' - AKA 'Daddy Pimp-Lad,' a famous rapper popular among gamers.<br>''fronking the wip-wibble'' - Playing against a computer opponent (robot).<br>''Gordon Freeman'' - Creator of the Super Mario series.<br>''Harvest Moon Cow'' - The beast that gamers sacrifice to their heathen god, to ensure plentiful apple fritters, and also because they are violent little psychos.<br>''HD'' - The key feature of next-gen gaming, HD stands for 'Hardwood Desks,' as gamers have an eye for solidly built furniture. Many gamers are carpenters themselves.<br>''jumping game'' - A 'First-Person Shooter'<br>''Master Chief'' - As opposed to all those subordinate chiefs, you see.<br>''M. Bison'' - A corruption of 'embison,' meaning to cover with bison.<br>''platformer'' - A high shoe, favoured by serious FPS gamers, along with sequined handbags and glittery eyeshadow.<br>''Pong'' - What hardcore gamers do after a couple of days.<br>''RTS'' - 'Return To Sorbet' ... Modern game discs are made from concentrated lemon sorbet. When gamers dislike a game, they suggest it ought to be lemon sorbet once more.<br>''SHMUP'' - 'Say, Have (You) Met Ungulate Penguins?' - A phrase used to mock 'noobs' who accidentally suggest or refer to some manner of bizarre evolutionary anomaly.<br>''sprite'' - The little demon who sits inside your game console and makes the disc spin.<br>''Ubisoft'' - Ha ha, rhymes with 'boobie-soft.'<br>''Xbox'' - Gamer slang for 'bowel.'<br>''ZVWIGB'' - I dunno.<br>End of glossary. | ||
#'''Vocabulary of an average cow:'''<br>"Moo" - I'm Bored<br>"Moo" - I'm hungry<br>"Moo" - What's for lunch - grass?<br>"Moo" - Want some milk?<br>"MOOOOOOOOOO!!!" - Get the f*** off my meadow!<br>Oh, and they release large volumes of greenhouse gas, which is bad for the global warming thing. | #'''Vocabulary of an average cow:'''<br>"Moo" - I'm Bored<br>"Moo" - I'm hungry<br>"Moo" - What's for lunch - grass?<br>"Moo" - Want some milk?<br>"MOOOOOOOOOO!!!" - Get the f*** off my meadow!<br>Oh, and they release large volumes of greenhouse gas, which is bad for the global warming thing. | ||
#If you haven't ever viewed it, go to the [[MarioWiki:BJAODN]] page...it's where all the funny deleted nonsense of the Wiki goes. One of my articles got put on there, I made as a joke. | #If you haven't ever viewed it, go to the [[MarioWiki:BJAODN]] page...it's where all the funny deleted nonsense of the Wiki goes. One of my articles got put on there, I made as a joke. | ||
#In a random lesson at school, I overheard a conversation where one guy said "Do you know what this guy thinks is the best feeling in thw whole world? He thinks scratching your head when it gets itchy is the world's best feeling! How retarded is that?" <br>'Nuff said. | #In a random lesson at school, I overheard a conversation where one guy said "Do you know what this guy thinks is the best feeling in thw whole world? He thinks scratching your head when it gets itchy is the world's best feeling! How retarded is that?" <br>'Nuff said. | ||
#I went on the Internet one day | #I went on the Internet one day and as I was checking the browser's settings for cookies, suddenly a big, fuzzy blue hand grabbed the monitor and I heard "COOKIES! *Crazy eating noises*" - It was the Cookie Monster. Never surf the web on Muesli Road! Oh, I mean Sesame Street....sorry, keep getting the name wrong. | ||
#'''Dude, where's my orb!?''' | #'''Dude, where's my orb!?''' | ||
# | #But Billy, ''I'' want the last breadstick! | ||
== Things I HATE! == | == Things I HATE! == | ||
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#Loading screens. But most Mario games are very quick to load, thank goodness. | #Loading screens. But most Mario games are very quick to load, thank goodness. | ||
#Side-quests with pathetic rewards, or none at all. But I like the Pit of 100 Trials in the Paper Mario series, they have fairly good rewards. | #Side-quests with pathetic rewards, or none at all. But I like the Pit of 100 Trials in the Paper Mario series, they have fairly good rewards. | ||
#Loading screens with | #Loading screens with ducks in them. Just can't get away from those evil birds >_>. | ||
#Error messages, especially ones that mean you've lost heaps of progress. | #Error messages, especially ones that mean you've lost heaps of progress. | ||
#Power failures at the worst possible moments. | #Power failures at the worst possible moments. | ||
#Cruel save points (or none at all...) | |||
#Cruel save points. | |||
#Bad games. | #Bad games. | ||
#Games that have no rewards. | #Games that have no rewards. | ||
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#Games that don't have any fun sidequests. | #Games that don't have any fun sidequests. | ||
#Secrets in games that are almost impossible to find. | #Secrets in games that are almost impossible to find. | ||
#Chapter 7-3 and 7-4 of [[Super Paper Mario]], MAN! That was so frustrating and boring, | #Chapter 7-3 and 7-4 of [[Super Paper Mario]], MAN! That was so frustrating and boring, and the extremely annoying music made it worse. | ||
#The fact that [[Super Mario Sunshine]] was not as cool as I hoped it would be...apart from the awesome graphics. | #The fact that [[Super Mario Sunshine]] was not as cool as I hoped it would be...apart from the awesome graphics. | ||
#Sony and Microsoft, | #Sony and Microsoft, *CENSORED*! | ||
#Sonic the Hedgehog...I regret buying Sonic and the Secret Rings on Wii (and at full price!)...that game was lame. | #Sonic the Hedgehog's recent games... I regret buying Sonic and the Secret Rings on Wii (and at full price!)...that game was lame. | ||
#People who are against video-games. | #People who are against video-games. | ||
#I wish I'd never played [Mario Hoops 3 on 3]] (on DS), because when I got to the incredibly difficult final stage, I got so angry that there are still permanent marks on the touch screen, and spit stains on the top screen, from me swearing. | #I wish I'd never played [Mario Hoops 3 on 3]] (on DS), because when I got to the incredibly difficult final stage, I got so angry that there are still permanent marks on the touch screen, and spit stains on the top screen, from me swearing. | ||
#Sony and Microsoft, *CENSORED*! | |||
#Sony and Microsoft | #Games that suck! (a list would be far too long) | ||
#Games that suck! ( | #My absolutely awful luck at Pokemon games. | ||
#My awful luck at Pokemon games. | |||
=== Not Game Related / Basically Just Random === | === Not Game Related / Basically Just Random === | ||
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#In the first [[Paper Mario]], very early in the game, Bowser uses the [[Star Rod]] to zap Mario with a lightning bolt, which knocks him flying out of the window of Peach's castle...and then it's so cool when you see him falling through the clouds in slow motion, with that sweet eerie music playing gently in the background...then the title ''Paper Mario'' appears! | #In the first [[Paper Mario]], very early in the game, Bowser uses the [[Star Rod]] to zap Mario with a lightning bolt, which knocks him flying out of the window of Peach's castle...and then it's so cool when you see him falling through the clouds in slow motion, with that sweet eerie music playing gently in the background...then the title ''Paper Mario'' appears! | ||
#In Pokemon Pearl, going right up to the top of Mt. Coronet, while fighting tough wild Pokemon and much tougher Team Galactic dudes...then the climax is the battle with Cyrus...and after that, you encounter Palkia, the legendary Pokemon. | #In Pokemon Pearl, going right up to the top of Mt. Coronet, while fighting tough wild Pokemon and much tougher Team Galactic dudes...then the climax is the battle with Cyrus...and after that, you encounter Palkia, the legendary Pokemon. | ||
#Getting my Action Replay DS ('illegal' hacking device) to work, and unlocking all the Event Pokemon! | #Getting my Action Replay DS ('illegal' hacking device) to work, and unlocking all the Event Pokemon! Epic win. | ||
#The cinematic in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] where [[Tabuu]] opens his wings and uses his ultimate Off Waves attack - his wings are SO AWESOME. | #The cinematic in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] where [[Tabuu]] opens his wings and uses his ultimate Off Waves attack - his wings are SO AWESOME. | ||
Revision as of 19:59, January 14, 2009
Imidge of Da Week:
ABOVE: That sign's pointless, but it's got sharp points... also notice the unimportant message at the bottom of the sign.
(That's an original quote by me! But you can use it if you must...) »» My pathetic contributions - click here! See that image to the right in the infobox? (click for full size) A friend of mine called User:Super Luigi! Number one! drew this for me! It's so awesome - look at the detail, the shading, the accuracy compared to the real Dimentio sprites, the fact that it contains my name...etc. A huge thanks to him for making this! *runs away with picture* Dom's Currently Overused Word/Phrase:"But Billy, I want the last breadstick!" NOTE: This section will change when I become addicted to a different word or phrase. I live in Australia, and I am Australian!Just thought I'd make that clear.
Other Websites Where I Exist
And... that's it for now. Stuff I've Made. Includes Virtual and Non-virtual Stuff!
I recoloured (and modified in some cases) these Pokemon sprites. You can request some from me - I also combine Poke sprites together to make new ones.
I charge 5 virtual waffles per sprite. Please give credit if you ever use them or something (but who would...) The 'Shroom - I Write For ItSeriously, I do. I write the Brawl Tactics section, so have a look: MarioWiki:The 'Shroom - and go to the Brawl Tactics section. My Reviews Of Some Games I've Played!
My Favourite Nintendo Characters
RANDOM FUNNY STUFF...Here's the long list of funny stiff:
Things I HATE!Everything that I don't like. And that's a lot of things... Game Related:
Not Game Related / Basically Just Random
My Favourite Gaming Moments...
These are in random order...
My Favourite Video Game MusicThey are sorted by game:
Paper Mario series (there are 3, as you know)
Warcraft 3
To be continued... |