List of Starlow quotes

This is a list of quotes by Starlow in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey, and Mario & Luigi: Brothership.

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

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• "PARDON ME!"
• "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
• "Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow!"
• "Peach sent word of trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom..."
• "So, as a representative of the Star Sprites, here I am!"
• "HELLO YELLO!"
• "Oh... Uh... Well..."
• "Well, I did some research on similar afflictions, but..."
• "The blorbs is in a class of its own. It seems to be incurable..."
• "If we could just find a cause, we'd have a place to start..."
• "Psst... Who is that over there?"
• "Dr. Toadley?"
• "Hmm..."
• "Look, I'm really sorry, OK?"
• "There are some things that even a Star Sprite can't do!"
• "I guess we just give up, huh?"
• "Well... Whoever he is, he's our only lead."
• "So it's decided! Let's go find him!"
• "Don't be ridiculous! You have no right to be here! Get out!"
• "Yes! It was my star power and Peach's wish power!"
• "It weakened you, didn't it?!"
• "All right! Peach!"
• "Let's clean up this mess!"
• "Hey Luigi, why are you goofing off up there?"
• "Now just hang on a second...What would I have to gain by disabling your flame system?"
• "Mario! Jump and stomp 'em!"

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

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• "Hmmm... So much to see... I don't know where to start!"
• "Princess Peach! Toadsworth!"
• "That's right. I came all the way here to represent the Star Sprites."
• "HELLO YELLO!"
• "Huh?"
• "Mario!"
• "It's been so long! I haven't seen you since our last adventure!"
• "I imagine Princess Peach is relieved to have you around!"
• "Oh..."
• "Hey, Luigi. Haven't seen you in a while either!"
• "Of course, I'm sure it's a relief to have you here too..."
• "I mean, I WOULD say that, but seriously..."
• "Just... LOOK at you!"
• "You look totally ragged! Did you get mugged or something?!"
• "And you JUST got here! How are you so run down already?"
• "So you got a Mushroom?"
• "OK, but do you know how to use it? You need me to remind you how?"
• "Really? You sure? Mushrooms can be tricky. How about just a quick refresher?"
• "OK, OK! Just don't forget to recover health when you're low!"
• "Right. Well, first you just press START to open the menu screen."
• "This is the menu screen."
• "Come here to use the items that you guys have picked up..."
• "Or change gear..."
• "Or do a little research on yourselves."
• "So the top screen shows your present location and how many coins you have..."
• "Oh! And also how much time you've spent playing."
• "There's just a ton of useful info buried in the menu screen."
• "You definitely ought to pop in now and then to check it out."
• "Anyway, let's try using a Mushroom!"
• "When you want to use something you're carrying, choose Items."
• "Use the +Control Pad to go to Items, and then press the A Button."
• "You can also just tap the Items icon. Nice, huh?"
• "Give it a try!"
• "OK, so these are the items currently in your inventory."
• "What we want to do is select Mushrooms from the list."
• "Once you've selected the item you want to use, you need to choose who will use it."
• "For this time, select Luigi."
• "All right! He's healed!"
• "All right, now hit the B Button to return to the first menu screen."
• "That's it for my explanation! Press the B Button one more time to close the menu."
• "Pi'illo Castle sure has a stylish interior, huh?"
• "OH NO!"
• "It took off with Princess Peach and Toadsworth!"
• "You!"
• "Why is there a moving rocket platform there in the first place?!"
• "So just what's back there, anyway?"
• "Nothing dangerous, right? RIGHT?"
• "Great... Princess Peach and Toadsworth are in there with some ancient thing?!"
• "It's back!"
• "Mario! Luigi! You have to get after them, and quickly!"
• "Make that platform work again!"

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

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• "Luigi! Do you have any idea what's going on?"
• "...No, of course you don't."
• "Am I seeing double?!"
• "Oh, so you DO know what's going on, Luigi?"
• "Mm-hmm."
• "So you were fixing a hole in the wall..."
• "When that book fell down."
• "You were shocked and likely quaking in your boots..."
• "And then you started dancing... Wait, what? Why were you dancing?"
• "Mm-hmm."
• "Uh, Luigi?"
• "Is this explanation gonna take much longer?"
• "Did you want to chat with the princesses, Mario?"
• "There, there, Your Paper Highness. We'll take good care of you."
• "I'm Starlow!"
• "I'm a representative of the star spirits^[sic] and de facto guide for Mario and Luigi."
• "Pleased to meet you!"
• "Oh, thanks! I do always remember to floss! Whoops. My beautiful teeth are my undoing yet again!"
• "Right, I really need to work on my pep talks."

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "LEAVE. ME. ALONE!"
• "Hey! You!"
• "UNHAND ME!"
• "Why is everyone here insane?! Especially YOU! Take the hint!"
• "For the last time, I am NOT your honey pie!"
• "You are ALL on my very last nerve!"
• "Whatever. I'm gonna go and try to enjoy the rest of my vacay."
• "Well, I'd like to anyway. But there's a "cutie battle contest" going on..."
• "Maybe I should enter! If I strut my stuff, I'll win for sure..."
• "Huh? Did she just say what I think she just said?!"
• "This is all really strange... Oh well! I guess it's OK."
• "And hey, I didn't even have to use my super secret cutie smile attack!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "Guys! We don't have time for this right now. We've got to get that Star Cure!"
• "Let's just pretend we didn't see Bowser's kid, OK?"
• "WHOA, BUDDY!"
• "I've also got a shiny star above my head! Let's not forget about that!"
• "Eh? Where's YOUR star, tiny Bowser?"
• "Ooh! If you only knew how important I am..."
• "And for the record... I AM NOT A BALL!"
• "Time! That snapped me out of it. He's right!"
• "We don't have time for this. Come on, guys!"
• "Oh, I suppose I should let you in on something..."
• "Call it a peace offering."
• "Your father... Bowser..."
• "He's working very hard. You should be proud."
• "You two are a lot alike. He's rude and has a terrible temper and personality."
• "You'll find out soon enough."
• "For now...YELLO GOODBYE!"

Mario & Luigi: Brothership

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• "My name is Starlow, yes, but I am NOT a star!"
• "It's been a while, Mario and Luigi."
• "Why would I? Mario has you to help him, right?"
• "You're the expert on this world, not me. The sidekick job is yours."
• "Good! I expect you to make a full-boar effort, got it?"
• "Mario, Luigi...you guys are old pros when it comes to the hero biz."
• "You wanna come with me? You wanna visit Bowser?"
• "Nah, the big guy and I go way back."
• "I'm sure he'd love to see you."
• "Do you, uh, wanna visit your archenemy?"
• "Great! I'll bet he'll be excited to see you."
• "Hey, hey-he's selfish, he's shellish, it's Bowser!"
• "It's me, the spherical, yellow light of your life!"
• "Hm? I thought you'd be resting since you got beat by Mario and that other guy."
• "Ha! Looks like you still hate losing and don't know how idioms work."
• "Ha! What are you gonna do now?"
• "Yep, you're still injured. Might want to take it easy there, sport."
• "Fetching, isn't it?"
• "Look, you shared your Ampberries with us, and we wanted to thank you."
• "Your pal Chippy looks out for you. I also brought you your favorite Spicy Chicken."
• "Good. He's healed up enough to be furious. Catch ya later, Mario! Luigi."