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| == About Me == | | == About Me == |
| Hi, I'm mariofan132. I try to be cyber-safe so I don't give out personal information like my last name and e-mail address. If I have to give out personal information so I don't get this page deleted, some administrator please delete this so I know that I have to put that stuff on. After a month I'll probably delete this part of my user page. | | Hi, I'm mariofan132, trying to redo my userpage, which sucks. Yeah, I looked back at this after about two years and am pretty much deleting everything unnecessary on here. Hence everything. So, I'm redoing this. I just need to say sorry about the arrogance about Red, whoever was involved with that. I was kind of in this state of mind that I was right and everyone else was wrong, which was in fact wrong. Reading that is embarassing. Anyway, I'm trying to restart...and I'm getting a WII! YES! Finally! BRAWLBRAWLBRAWL!!! That's out of my system now. Well, I have to get that in an hour so now I'll be off. I'm gonna try to make something to make this page entertaining, though, stay tuned. Me. No one will probably read this. |
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| Anyway, I'm creating this page so people know more about me, but not too much. I think that Mario is the greatest video game series in all of eternity. Ever. Opposers will die! I became a user sometime in late summer of 2006. I seriously forgot.
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| I have trouble with doing text stuff in the editing place so I am not going to do userboxes. Hope it's legal.
| | == My Favorites == |
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| == My Favorites ==
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| My favorites would be: | | My favorites would be: |
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| Website: [http://www.homstarrunner.com| Homestar Runner]
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| Food: Macaroni & Cheese | | Food: Macaroni & Cheese |
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| Video Game Series: Mario
| | Webcomic: [http://www.fanboys-online.com] Hilarious!!! |
| | | I also like [http://www.awkwardzombie.com] and [http://www.vgcats.com] |
| Sport: Baseball
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| Mario Kart Game: [[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]
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| Mario RPG: [[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]
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| Band: The Beatles
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| Country Name: Chekoslavakia (or how ever you spell that)
| | Restraunt: POPEYES!!! Heaven's chicken. |
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| == My Theories On Nintendo == | | == My Theories On Nintendo == |
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| === Galaxies ===
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| Call me psychotic, but I think that probably somewhere in the universe there's a
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| galaxy called Nintendo. Then in it are planets like Plit, (Mario's) Triforcia, (Link's) and other galaxies like Konami, Sega, Sony, and Microsoft. And the solar systems are named after in-game solar systems, like Lylat and Dream Land, or the developers of the first game in that series' chronology. Like Artoon (developers of Yoshi: Touch & Go and Yoshi's Island DS) for Plit and Intelligent for Samus' solar system and Pit's planet.
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| === Super Smash Bros. ===
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| I also think that there is no such thing as Super Smash Bros. But there is such thing as the Super Smash Heroes. They're kinda like a Justic League for Nintendo. Anyways, why would it be Super Smash Bros.? They had Samus and Jigglypuff in there since the first game.
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| Anyway. Since the dawn the 1980s, the Hands of Evil have been spying on the heroes of Nintendo. By 1999, a certain twelve had just stopped too much evil and they were captured by Master Hand, the assumed leader. He brought all the future Super Smash Heroes to a strange planet that was poisoned with gas so they had floating cities above it. Out of the corner of their eyes, the Super Smash Heroes could see a strange platform with smaller platforms above. There was also a huge one that the Hands called the Final Destination.
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| The strange planet had an artificial moon that whenever a hero was transported to the planet, a strange resemblence to a familiar place to them would emerge.
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| When Luigi Mario, Douglas Falcon, Ness, and Jigglypuff got there, they were warped to a cage. Inscribed on the cages were certain tactics to find the Key of Shroom, the Key of Falcon, the Key of Psychic, and the Key of Song. After the heroes freed the trapped Heroes and defeated the Master Hand and his army of Polygon Fighters, they were warped back to their proper homes. But after they warped, the Mushroom Kingdom appeared.
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| After this, the Mario Bros. decided to form the Super Smash Heroes, a crime fighting legion only assigned to fighting pure evil. Two years after the events of Super Smash Bros., and after receiving thirteen new members, the Hands did the same thing. They warped to the planet. Fought now Polygon Fighters that were fixed (they are clones that can become exactly indentical the Super Smash Heroes. Close to the end of Story Mode in the first Smash Bros. game, they started assuming their true forms) and Wire Frame Fighters. They fought again Metal Mario and now Metal Luigi. And they finally defeated Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and their creation, Giga Bowser.
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| Now the Super Smash Heroes have had four new members since 2001. Wario Wario, Meta Knight, David Snake, and Pit. David Snake is the first member of the Super Smash Heroes that is from a different galaxy.
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| === Mario's Timeline ===
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| This is how I think the Mario timeline goes:
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| Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
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| Yoshi's Story
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| Yoshi's Island DS
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| Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (past)
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| Mario Bros.
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| Super Mario Bros.
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| Super Mario Bros. 2
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| Super Mario Land
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| Super Mario Bros. 3
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| Dr. Mario
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| Super Mario World
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| Super Mario Kart
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| Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
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| Mario's Tennis
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| Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land
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| Donkey Kong Country
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| Wario's Woods
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| Yoshi's Safari
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| Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
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| Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
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| Super Mario 64
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| Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
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| Mario Kart 64
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| Diddy Kong Racing
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| Wario Land II
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| Banjo-Kazooie
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| Mario Party
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| Super Smash Bros.
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| Conker's Pocket Tales
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| Donkey Kong 64
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| Mario Party 2
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| Wario Land II
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| Mario Tennis
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| Banjo-Tooie
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| Paper Mario
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| Dr. Mario 64
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| Mario Party 3
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| Mario Kart: Super Circuit
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| Luigi's Mansion
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| Wario Land 4
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| Super Smash Bros. Melee
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| Super Mario Sunshine
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| Mario Party 4
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| WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$
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| Wario World
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| Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
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| Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge
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| Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
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| Mario Party 5
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| Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
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| WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$
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| Mario vs. Donkey Kong
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| Donkey Konga
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| Mario Pinball Land
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| Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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| Mario Party 6
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| Mario Power Tennis
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| Banjo-Pilot
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| Super Mario 64 DS
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| WarioWare: Touched!
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| Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
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| Mario Party Advance
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| Donkey Konga 2
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| WarioWare: Twisted!
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| Yoshi: Topsy-Turvy
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| Mario Superstar Baseball
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| DK: King of Swing
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| Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
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| Mario Party 7
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| Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (present)
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| Super Mario Strikers
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| Super Princess Peach
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| New Super Mario Bros.
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| Mario Hoops 3-on-3
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| Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
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| Notice that I did not add Conker's Bad Fur Day, any Mario sports game with humans in it besides Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, and Waluigi, the Donkey Kong Land series, the Donkey Kong arcade series, or Yoshi: Touch and Go. Conker's Bad Fur Day: You don't put a K-A game to an M game. Just not right. Stupid. Ruined Conker's career as a video game character. Sports games: The portal to get to Plit from Earth isn't open to the public, probably. I think it ultimately breaks the chronology. Donkey Kong Land: Pretty much just a remake except with bad graphics. Disgusting. Except I do though count Land-only species as inhabitants of Plit like Hogwash. And Yoshi: Touch and Go: Exact same plot as Yoshi's Island except different gameplay. Also disgusting.
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| === Mario's family ===
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| I think that Mario and Jumpman are '''two different people'''! I agree with the theory that Donkey Kong in the arcades are actually Donkey 'Cranky' Kong, Sr. So that has to be Mario's dad. I think Jumpman's real name is Jonathan, and the name Jumpman comes from the workers on the construction site because he jumps good. Pauline, to me, is the Mario Bros. mother. Jonathan also has a brother named Stanley, who is in Donkey Kong 3. Stanley is a botanist.
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| So Jonathan Mario is an Italian immigrant and eventually fell in love and was married to Pauline. They adopted two children they found at an orphanage, who were Mario and Luigi. Soon Jonathan and Pauline had a child of their own and named her Pauline, Jr. She is Pauline in Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis.
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| After a few years in college the Mario Bros. became entreprenuers and constructed a plumbing business. Their first job was a problem in the Main Brooklyn Sewage System and it was also their last. Something happened in the time-space continuum (however you spell that) and a portal was created in the core of the Sewage System. Along the way of portals like these things get in from where the portal goes. Like the Koopa Troopas. The Fighter Flies. The Freezies. The Mario Bros. bravely fought through the Sewage System and finally reached a strange pipe that was wide and green. They cautiously went in and found themselves over a million light-years away on an odd planet called Plit.
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| Mario's real parents will probably never be revealed. But it is known that his mother's last name was originally Wario. That means that Wario Wario and Waluigi Wario are the Mario Bros'. cousins.
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| === Yoshi's Family ===
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| Here is what I think about Yoshi's family. He is married to Birdo. That explains the huge ring. Their son is the Yoshi Kid from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Yoshi's cousin is Boshi. He also has cousins that live on Lavalava Island and in the Beanbean Kingdom. His Lavalava-ian? cousin is the chief of the island. His Beanbean-ian? cousin is the green Yoshi and Yoshi Theatre. His father is the green Yoshi from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Yoshi's Island DS, and Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. Yoshi himself is the green Yoshi in Yoshi's Story. Notice that ''the'' Yoshi has yet to appear in a Mario RPG. His full name is Yoshi Dino, Jr. His father's is Yoshi Dino, Sr. and his sons is Yoshi Dino, III.
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| === The Kongs ===
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| Here's what I think about the Kongs. Kong is as common as the last name 'Smith' or 'Jones'. Same thing with the last name Koopa. The official Kongs are Donkey 'Cranky' Kong, Sr, Welma 'Wrinkly' Kong, Samuel 'Swanky' Kong, and Donkey Kong, Jr.
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| Diddy is Dixie's boyfriend. Diddy's real name is David Kong. Dixie's sister is Tiny or Tina Kong. Their cousins are Chunky or Charles Kong and Kiddy or Kalvin Kong. Kiddy's adopted.
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| Funky is Donkey Jr's best friend. His real name is Fredrick. Candy is Donkey Jr's girlfriend. Her real name his Claire. Lanky is just a friend of the gang and his real name is Larry.
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| Note: I just made these names up while I was typing.
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| == Something About Sony ==
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| All Sony did right was Spyro and Crash Bandicoot. And all they advertise about their system is playing in their world and "Oh, we're better cause we can play DVDs and CDs! Duh!" Bad reason, bad reason. What have they done to they name of video games? Scratched out the 'games' part. That's what.
| | == Goals == |
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| == Something About Microsoft ==
| | Try to buy every game with character from Super Smash Bros. in it: |
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| I myself am a fan of Zoo Tycoon. It rocks. Period. But Xbox's flaw is that they have close to zero originality. At the start, Nintendo made its own stinkin' games. You don't see Microsoft under the developer part on the games. Ever.
| | #Mario series |
| | #F-Zero series |
| | #The Legend of Zelda series |
| | #Star Fox series |
| | #EarthBound |
| | #Ice Climber |
| | #Kirby series |
| | #Metroid series |
| | #Metal Gear series |
| | #Pokemon series |
| | #Fire Emblem series |
| | #Kid Icarus series |
| | #Pikmin series |
| | #Sonic the Hedgehog series |
| | #Game & Watch series |
| | #R.O.B. series |
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| | Virtual Console will HELP... |
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| | == Bleck == |
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| [[Image:Wii_logo.gif|thumb|This image is gonna go somewhere here. I know it.]]
| | I suck at making stories. Fun fact! ;) |
