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<noinclude><div class="shroom"></noinclude><div class="right"><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2>{{fakelink|Fake News Team|People who are better than you in all areas}}</div> | <noinclude><div class="shroom"></noinclude><div class="right"><h2 style="font-family:Kunstler Script;font-size:350%;color:black">Fake News</h2>{{fakelink|Fake News Team|People who are better than you in all areas}}</div> | ||
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The time has come yet again to prepare for the MarioWiki's anniversary. {{fakelink|Wayoshi|Who's been here FOREVER}} is the head of the team that gives out the {{fakelink|awards|No, you can't have one!}}. Members of the team have {{fakelink|special access|NO FAIR!}} to a {{fakelink|secret area|:ninja:}} of the Forums. | The time has come yet again to prepare for the MarioWiki's anniversary. {{fakelink|Wayoshi|Who's been here FOREVER}} is the head of the team that gives out the {{fakelink|awards|No, you can't have one!}}. Members of the team have {{fakelink|special access|NO FAIR!}} to a {{fakelink|secret area|:ninja:}} of the Forums. | ||
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{{fakelink|Kamek|DORK ALERT! W00t W00t W00t!}}, that stupid magikoopa dude that's always trying to kidnap babies and kill Yoshi, {{fakelink|died last week|Praise the heavens!}}. After hearing about Yoshi's death, he got so excited, he fell off his broom. He fell to the ground and made a big {{fakelink|SPLAT|Can't you tell we hate this guy?}} until he liquefied or something into a puddle. He leaked down into a sewage drain, so he won't have a funeral. WHATEVER! HE'S DEAD AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS FREAK!!! | {{fakelink|Kamek|DORK ALERT! W00t W00t W00t!}}, that stupid magikoopa dude that's always trying to kidnap babies and kill Yoshi, {{fakelink|died last week|Praise the heavens!}}. After hearing about Yoshi's death, he got so excited, he fell off his broom. He fell to the ground and made a big {{fakelink|SPLAT|Can't you tell we hate this guy?}} until he liquefied or something into a puddle. He leaked down into a sewage drain, so he won't have a funeral. WHATEVER! HE'S DEAD AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS FREAK!!! | ||
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Yoshster: I guess that's it for this issue! See you next month. | Yoshster: I guess that's it for this issue! See you next month. | ||
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Oh, no! I hear {{fakelink|Cooking Mama|Why would you cook your mama?!}} fans! I bet they're gonna sue me. Bye! | Oh, no! I hear {{fakelink|Cooking Mama|Why would you cook your mama?!}} fans! I bet they're gonna sue me. Bye! | ||
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<big>[http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=2042.0 VOTE NOW!]</big> | <big>[http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=2042.0 VOTE NOW!]</big> | ||
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Revision as of 05:03, April 8, 2008
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Local News Where's the vigor? VANISHING PATROLLERS!!!Template:Fakelink, the MarioWiki's Patrollers disappeard without a trace. Template:Fakelink, Template:Fakelink, and Template:Fakelink left behind no notifaction as to their whereabouts or why they left. Shortly thereafter, three new Template:Fakelink of the same names appeared, thaking on their personalities as well. Whether or not they are the same users is still unknown, but the Fake News is Template:Fakelink to look into it. Template:FakelinkThe time has come yet again to prepare for the MarioWiki's anniversary. Template:Fakelink is the head of the team that gives out the Template:Fakelink. Members of the team have Template:Fakelink to a Template:Fakelink of the Forums. |
ObituariesBy: Stooben Rooben Hullo there! I'm Stooben Rooben and I like it when people die! ...Huh? You think that's cruel? Template:Fakelink Biff Atlas - (A ghost, DEAD?!) File:Biff.jpg Biff, just before falling from the wall. Template:Fakelink, a toned bodybuilder, died last month from a hernia. While lifting several tons of iron, Biff collapsed under the weight of a Template:Fakelink-pound dumbbell. Unable to move and call for help, he died Template:Fakelink two nights later. Template:Fakelink, being the lime-green plumber he is, decided to suck up Biff's ghostly remains with the Poltergust 3000. Later, during a vicious kart race through Luigi's Mansion, Biff's painting fell from the wall and was Template:Fakelink. It was then discovered why it's called Mario Kart and not Template:Fakelink
Yoshi (1 Billion B.C. - 2008 A.D.) Template:Fakelink, perhaps the most loved dinosaur ever, Template:Fakelink of a drug overdose. After carrying babies around for a good portion of his life, Yoshi suffered from severe back pains. With the unbearable pain, Yoshi had no choice but to go to a doctor. The doctor prescribed him Template:Fakelink. Yoshi was instructed to take half of a pill, but he instead took half OF the pills. A ceremony will be held on Yoshi's Island two weeks from today to honor the poor dinosaur. ...*sobs and runs away*
Kamek (WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CREEP!?) Template:Fakelink, that stupid magikoopa dude that's always trying to kidnap babies and kill Yoshi, Template:Fakelink. After hearing about Yoshi's death, he got so excited, he fell off his broom. He fell to the ground and made a big Template:Fakelink until he liquefied or something into a puddle. He leaked down into a sewage drain, so he won't have a funeral. WHATEVER! HE'S DEAD AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS FREAK!!! |
Cooking GuideBy: Yoshster Yoshster: Today we are here with famous traveling chef, Chef Shimi! What are we cooking today? Chef Shimi: A pasty Healthy Salad! NO! I mean a TASTY Healthy Salad! Template:Fakelink Healthy Salad - Serves 3 Ingredients
RECIPE
Yoshster: That looks scrumptious! Chef Chimi: Yes, thank you! It's one of my whiniest dishes! No! Template:Fakelink I meant, it's one of my FINEST dishes! Yoshster: I guess that's it for this issue! See you next month. |
Fake MusicBy: Smiddle I, Smiddle, have stalked The Thes for Template:Fakelink just to get an interview. However, to Template:Fakelink, I won't post it here. I will just post the songs of the Template:Fakelink, which you can find by just going to any online encyclopedic site. Wow, I sure do Template:Fakelink. Anyway, like a Template:Fakelink sitting, waiting to get eaten, I've sat and waited for something funny to happen. While that funny thing, which I will not speak of here, was being awaited, I wrote this Template:Fakelink. Isn't it just so cute? Go ahead. Look at it. Run 5 laps around your house while eating old papers. Read this list. You can dare to be Template:Fakelink. Did I mention I was wearing my shirt the wrong way when I wrote this? No I don't think so. How about now? Yes. Why do I even bother you with this text? Reply hazy. Concentrate and ask again. Artist: The Thes
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Fake TVBy: Glitchman Everybody Hates WaluigiThe second season of the infamous Everybody Hates Waluigi show has been confirmed to be in production during late April. If you are among the few who have not heard of the show, it’s about an underrated tennis player named Template:Fakelink who goes into exile after losing his fifth straight tournament and Template:Fakelink. Because it is a sports-related TV show, a new episode airs every Wednesday on the Template:Fakelink channel. This month, Plumber will be appearing in the show as Waluigi’s Template:Fakelink stepbrother. Plumber has been filming more than 5 shows already, and he was interviewed about why he accepted this job. “Well, the director guy said he thinks that he can pay me Template:Fakelink a week if I was on the show, so ah accepted it.” Only ten episodes have been aired so far, all of which were a part of the prologue. In the first episode, Waluigi was Template:Fakelink in a strange Template:Fakelink surfing accident, so he was unable to play tennis well. The show then told viewers about his now life-long humiliation, and in the next episode Plumber will attempt to teach Waluigi how to play tennis well. More on this underrated TV show next week, so tune in tomorrow night at 7, only on...ESPM!! |
Fake GamesBy: Purple Yoshi Today, a new game was released. A game bigger, and better than any other game made before! It is..... Super Mario...Cooking? Yes, that's right! Mario puts on an apron (not really) and starts cooking! Game: Super Mario Cooking For: DS Genre: Minigames
So, you use the touch screen to do certain things. You can put items in pots, turn on ovens, blend things, and etcetera, while defeating enemies that are trying to Template:Fakelink! Why, I dunno. Every time you complete a cooking stage, you get coins and points. This obscure game doesn't even have a storyline! It's just a fun game. *rumble* Oh, no! I hear Template:Fakelink fans! I bet they're gonna sue me. Bye! |
Poll of the MonthBy: Master Crash What is the best Clone Brawl Character?: |
InterviewBy: Goldguy Today, a rare goomba was squashed by Template:Fakelink. Goldguy was here to interview. Goldguy: Why did you do it?! Mario: It's-a my job to destroy Bowser's goons. Goldguy: He wasn't one of Bowser's goons.You could go to jail for this. Mario: But..But-a I.. Goldguy: Take him away! (Security enters room) Guy 1: Come on. Guy 2: Yeah! Mario: But how will-a Nintendo make-a games? Goldguy: Well,everybody wants Template:Fakelink to have a game... Mario: Template:Fakelink (Security sends Mario to jail.) Goldguy: Thanks for reading the interview.And get ready for the new Waluigi RPG game! Waluigi: Yaaah,Waluigi number one! |
