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==='''Local News'''=== | ==='''Local News'''=== | ||
[[ | [[File:VimFN.png|right|frame|Where's the vigor?]] | ||
===='''VANISHING PATROLLERS!!!'''==== | ===='''VANISHING PATROLLERS!!!'''==== | ||
{{ | {{fake link|Around two weeks ago|At least we think, but it's not like we care.}}, the MarioWiki's Patrollers disappeard without a trace. {{fake link|Booster|Who IS NOT named after the SMRPG character...(yeah right)...}}, {{fake link|Blitzwing|With a name like Blitzwing, he has to be cool!}}, and {{fake link|Stumpers|Who's got us completely stumped.}} left behind no notifaction as to their whereabouts or why they left. Shortly thereafter, three new {{fake link|SysOps|People who do whatever they want}} of the same names appeared, thaking on their personalities as well. Whether or not they are the same users is still unknown, but the Fake News is {{fake link|too lazy|Lazy is what we're good at.}} to look into it. | ||
===='''{{ | ===='''{{fake link|3<sup>RD</sup> Anniversary|Man, this place has gotten OLD!}}'''==== | ||
The time has come yet again to prepare for the MarioWiki's anniversary. {{ | The time has come yet again to prepare for the MarioWiki's anniversary. {{fake link|Wayoshi|Who's been here FOREVER}} is the head of the team that gives out the {{fake link|awards|No, you can't have one!}}. Members of the team have {{fake link|special access|NO FAIR!}} to a {{fake link|secret area|:ninja:}} of the Forums. | ||
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By: [[User:Stooben Rooben|Stooben Rooben]] | By: [[User:Stooben Rooben|Stooben Rooben]] | ||
Hullo there! I'm [[User:Stooben Rooben|Stooben Rooben]] and I like it when people die! ...Huh? You think that's cruel? {{ | Hullo there! I'm [[User:Stooben Rooben|Stooben Rooben]] and I like it when people die! ...Huh? You think that's cruel? {{fake link|Well, that is my line of work...|Just shut up and read the obits!}} | ||
'''Biff Atlas - (A ghost, DEAD?!)''' | '''Biff Atlas - (A ghost, DEAD?!)''' | ||
[[ | [[File:Biff Atlas Frame.png|left|thumb|100px|Biff, just before falling from the wall.]] | ||
{{ | {{fake link|Biff Atlas|Biff. It's what's for dinner.}}, a toned bodybuilder, died last month from a hernia. While lifting several tons of iron, Biff collapsed under the weight of a {{fake link|5,000|,000,000,000,000,000}}-pound dumbbell. Unable to move and call for help, he died {{fake link|quietly|Nay, he was screaming in AG-OH-NEE!}} two nights later. {{fake link|Luigi|A.K.A. "Player 2"}}, being the lime-green plumber he is, decided to suck up Biff's ghostly remains with the Poltergust 3000. Later, during a vicious kart race through Luigi's Mansion, Biff's painting fell from the wall and was {{fake link|run over by Luigi's Poltergust 4000|It just wasn't Biff's day...}}. It was then discovered why it's called ''Mario Kart'' and not ''{{fake link|Luigi Kart|You thought that was real!? Gotcha! 111!!oneonethree!!11!!}} | ||
'''Yoshi (1 Billion B.C. - 2008 A.D.)''' | '''Yoshi (1 Billion B.C. - 2008 A.D.)''' | ||
[[ | [[File:YoshiMP8art.png|thumb|100px|Yoshi, trying to fix the crick in his back.]] | ||
{{ | {{fake link|Yoshi|You know him; you love him!}}, perhaps the most loved dinosaur ever, {{fake link|died last week|NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!}} of a drug overdose. After carrying babies around for a good portion of his life, Yoshi suffered from severe back pains. With the unbearable pain, Yoshi had no choice but to go to a doctor. The doctor prescribed him {{fake link|Vicodinosaur|But that stuff never really works...}}. Yoshi was instructed to take half of a pill, but he instead took half OF the pills. A ceremony will be held on Yoshi's Island two weeks from today to honor the poor dinosaur. ...*sobs and runs away* | ||
'''Kamek (WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CREEP!?)''' | '''Kamek (WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CREEP!?)''' | ||
[[ | [[File:KamekNew.jpg|left|thumb|100px|Stinkin' Kamek on his stupid broom.]] | ||
{{ | {{fake link|Kamek|DORK ALERT! W00t W00t W00t!}}, that stupid magikoopa dude that's always trying to kidnap babies and kill Yoshi, {{fake link|died last week|Praise the heavens!}}. After hearing about Yoshi's death, he got so excited, he fell off his broom. He fell to the ground and made a big {{fake link|SPLAT|Can't you tell we hate this guy?}} until he liquefied or something into a puddle. He leaked down into a sewage drain, so he won't have a funeral. WHATEVER! HE'S DEAD AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS FREAK!!! | ||
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Yoshster: Today we are here with famous traveling chef, Chef Shimi! What are we cooking today? | Yoshster: Today we are here with famous traveling chef, Chef Shimi! What are we cooking today? | ||
Chef Shimi: A pasty Healthy Salad! NO! I mean a TASTY Healthy Salad! {{ | Chef Shimi: A pasty Healthy Salad! NO! I mean a TASTY Healthy Salad! {{fake link|Stupid tongue!|Oh, sure! Blame it on your tongue!}} | ||
''Healthy Salad - Serves 3'' | ''Healthy Salad - Serves 3'' | ||
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#Lay out all the turtley leaves against the side of the bowl. | #Lay out all the turtley leaves against the side of the bowl. | ||
#Grind the horsetails. | #Grind the horsetails. | ||
#Dice 2 of the fresh veggies.#Mix the horsetails and the diced fresh veggies together. [[ | #Dice 2 of the fresh veggies.#Mix the horsetails and the diced fresh veggies together. [[File:BadgesFN.png|right|frame|It's a badge! ...But it's not a police badge. LAME!]] | ||
#Slice the last fresh veggie into 2 pieces. | #Slice the last fresh veggie into 2 pieces. | ||
#Take the sliced fresh veggies and place them into the center of the bowl. | #Take the sliced fresh veggies and place them into the center of the bowl. | ||
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Yoshster: That looks scrumptious! | Yoshster: That looks scrumptious! | ||
Chef Chimi: Yes, thank you! It's one of my whiniest dishes! No! {{ | Chef Chimi: Yes, thank you! It's one of my whiniest dishes! No! {{fake link|Stupid tongue!|He did it again!}} I meant, it's one of my FINEST dishes! | ||
Yoshster: I guess that's it for this issue! See you next month. | Yoshster: I guess that's it for this issue! See you next month. | ||
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By: [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] | By: [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] | ||
I, Smiddle, have stalked The Thes for {{ | I, Smiddle, have stalked The Thes for {{fake link|months|DRAMATIZATION!}} just to get an interview. However, to {{fake link|tease you|Sucker!}}, I won't post it here. I will just post the songs of the {{fake link|album|Not available anywhere!}}, which you can find by just going to any online encyclopedic site. Wow, I sure do {{fake link|phail|...You can put it that way...}}. Anyway, like a {{fake link|chocolate chip cookie|Gimme gimme!}} sitting, waiting to get eaten, I've sat and waited for something funny to happen. While that funny thing, which I will not speak of here, was being awaited, I wrote this {{fake link|beautiful table|But, you can't put it in your dining room.}}. Isn't it just so cute? Go ahead. Look at it. Run 5 laps around your house while eating old papers. Read this list. You can dare to be {{fake link|stupid|We already did.}}. Did I mention I was wearing my shirt the wrong way when I wrote this? No I don't think so. How about now? Yes. Why do I even bother you with this text? Reply hazy. Concentrate and ask again. | ||
Artist: The Thes <br> | Artist: The Thes <br> | ||
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====Everybody Hates Waluigi==== | ====Everybody Hates Waluigi==== | ||
The second season of the infamous ''Everybody Hates [[Waluigi]]'' show has been confirmed to be in production during late April. If you are among the few who have not heard of the show, it’s about an underrated tennis player named {{ | The second season of the infamous ''Everybody Hates [[Waluigi]]'' show has been confirmed to be in production during late April. If you are among the few who have not heard of the show, it’s about an underrated tennis player named {{fake link|Waluigi|His pointy chin has been known to poke out eyes}} who goes into exile after losing his fifth straight tournament and {{fake link|lives with his mother|Only because she does his laundry...}}. Because it is a sports-related TV show, a new episode airs every Wednesday on the {{fake link|ESPM|Not to be confused with the SPAM channel}} channel. This month, [[User:Plumber|Plumber]] will be appearing in the show as Waluigi’s {{fake link|long-lost|and long-nosed}} stepbrother. Plumber has been filming more than 5 shows already, and he was interviewed about why he accepted this job. “Well, the director guy said he thinks that he can pay me {{fake link|five quabillion dollars|HOGSWAGGLE!}} a week if I was on the show, so ah accepted it.” Only ten episodes have been aired so far, all of which were a part of the prologue. In the first episode, Waluigi was {{fake link|horribly disfigured|No Waluigis were harmed during the filming of this show.}} in a strange {{fake link|waffle|ROFL!!!}} surfing accident, so he was unable to play tennis well. The show then told viewers about his now life-long humiliation, and in the next episode Plumber will attempt to teach Waluigi how to play tennis well. More on this underrated TV show next week, so tune in tomorrow night at 7, only on...ESPM!! | ||
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Genre: Minigames''' | Genre: Minigames''' | ||
[[File:f_mariocookinm_8fdf3b8.png]] | |||
So, you use the touch screen to do certain things. You can put items in pots, turn on ovens, blend things, and etcetera, while defeating enemies that are trying to {{ | So, you use the touch screen to do certain things. You can put items in pots, turn on ovens, blend things, and etcetera, while defeating enemies that are trying to {{fake link|ruin your cooking|Those cretins!}}! Why, I dunno. | ||
Every time you complete a cooking stage, you get coins and points. This obscure game doesn't even have a storyline! It's just a fun game. | Every time you complete a cooking stage, you get coins and points. This obscure game doesn't even have a storyline! It's just a fun game. | ||
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<nowiki>*rumble*</nowiki> | <nowiki>*rumble*</nowiki> | ||
Oh, no! I hear {{ | Oh, no! I hear {{fake link|Cooking Mama|Why would you cook your mama?!}} fans! I bet they're gonna sue me. Bye! | ||
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[[Toon Link]]<br> | [[Toon Link]]<br> | ||
<big>[ | <big>[https://www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=2042.0 VOTE NOW!]</big> | ||
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By: [[User:Goldguy|Goldguy]] | By: [[User:Goldguy|Goldguy]] | ||
'''Today, a rare goomba was squashed by {{ | '''Today, a rare goomba was squashed by {{fake link|Mario|Jerk!}}. [[User:Goldguy|Goldguy]] was here to interview.''' | ||
Goldguy: Why did you do it?! | Goldguy: Why did you do it?! | ||
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Mario: But how will-a Nintendo make-a games? | Mario: But how will-a Nintendo make-a games? | ||
Goldguy: Well,everybody wants {{ | Goldguy: Well,everybody wants {{fake link|Waluigi|A.K.A.The Scrawny Wicked guy}} to have a game... | ||
Mario: {{ | Mario: {{fake link|NOOOOOO!!!!!|Too bad.MUAHAHA!}} | ||
(Security sends Mario to jail.) | (Security sends Mario to jail.) | ||
Latest revision as of 16:19, February 10, 2021
Fake News
Fake News Team|
Local News Where's the vigor? VANISHING PATROLLERS!!!Around two weeks ago, the MarioWiki's Patrollers disappeard without a trace. Booster, Blitzwing, and Stumpers left behind no notifaction as to their whereabouts or why they left. Shortly thereafter, three new SysOps of the same names appeared, thaking on their personalities as well. Whether or not they are the same users is still unknown, but the Fake News is too lazy to look into it. 3RD AnniversaryThe time has come yet again to prepare for the MarioWiki's anniversary. Wayoshi is the head of the team that gives out the awards. Members of the team have special access to a secret area of the Forums. |
ObituariesBy: Stooben Rooben Hullo there! I'm Stooben Rooben and I like it when people die! ...Huh? You think that's cruel? Well, that is my line of work... Biff Atlas - (A ghost, DEAD?!) Biff Atlas, a toned bodybuilder, died last month from a hernia. While lifting several tons of iron, Biff collapsed under the weight of a 5,000-pound dumbbell. Unable to move and call for help, he died quietly two nights later. Luigi, being the lime-green plumber he is, decided to suck up Biff's ghostly remains with the Poltergust 3000. Later, during a vicious kart race through Luigi's Mansion, Biff's painting fell from the wall and was run over by Luigi's Poltergust 4000. It was then discovered why it's called Mario Kart and not Luigi Kart
Yoshi (1 Billion B.C. - 2008 A.D.) Yoshi, perhaps the most loved dinosaur ever, died last week of a drug overdose. After carrying babies around for a good portion of his life, Yoshi suffered from severe back pains. With the unbearable pain, Yoshi had no choice but to go to a doctor. The doctor prescribed him Vicodinosaur. Yoshi was instructed to take half of a pill, but he instead took half OF the pills. A ceremony will be held on Yoshi's Island two weeks from today to honor the poor dinosaur. ...*sobs and runs away*
Kamek (WHO CARES ABOUT THIS CREEP!?) Kamek, that stupid magikoopa dude that's always trying to kidnap babies and kill Yoshi, died last week. After hearing about Yoshi's death, he got so excited, he fell off his broom. He fell to the ground and made a big SPLAT until he liquefied or something into a puddle. He leaked down into a sewage drain, so he won't have a funeral. WHATEVER! HE'S DEAD AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS FREAK!!! |
Cooking GuideBy: Yoshster Yoshster: Today we are here with famous traveling chef, Chef Shimi! What are we cooking today? Chef Shimi: A pasty Healthy Salad! NO! I mean a TASTY Healthy Salad! Stupid tongue! Healthy Salad - Serves 3 Ingredients
RECIPE
Yoshster: That looks scrumptious! Chef Chimi: Yes, thank you! It's one of my whiniest dishes! No! Stupid tongue! I meant, it's one of my FINEST dishes! Yoshster: I guess that's it for this issue! See you next month. |
Fake MusicBy: Smiddle I, Smiddle, have stalked The Thes for months just to get an interview. However, to tease you, I won't post it here. I will just post the songs of the album, which you can find by just going to any online encyclopedic site. Wow, I sure do phail. Anyway, like a chocolate chip cookie sitting, waiting to get eaten, I've sat and waited for something funny to happen. While that funny thing, which I will not speak of here, was being awaited, I wrote this beautiful table. Isn't it just so cute? Go ahead. Look at it. Run 5 laps around your house while eating old papers. Read this list. You can dare to be stupid. Did I mention I was wearing my shirt the wrong way when I wrote this? No I don't think so. How about now? Yes. Why do I even bother you with this text? Reply hazy. Concentrate and ask again. Artist: The Thes
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Fake TVBy: Glitchman Everybody Hates WaluigiThe second season of the infamous Everybody Hates Waluigi show has been confirmed to be in production during late April. If you are among the few who have not heard of the show, it’s about an underrated tennis player named Waluigi who goes into exile after losing his fifth straight tournament and lives with his mother. Because it is a sports-related TV show, a new episode airs every Wednesday on the ESPM channel. This month, Plumber will be appearing in the show as Waluigi’s long-lost stepbrother. Plumber has been filming more than 5 shows already, and he was interviewed about why he accepted this job. “Well, the director guy said he thinks that he can pay me five quabillion dollars a week if I was on the show, so ah accepted it.” Only ten episodes have been aired so far, all of which were a part of the prologue. In the first episode, Waluigi was horribly disfigured in a strange waffle surfing accident, so he was unable to play tennis well. The show then told viewers about his now life-long humiliation, and in the next episode Plumber will attempt to teach Waluigi how to play tennis well. More on this underrated TV show next week, so tune in tomorrow night at 7, only on...ESPM!! |
Fake GamesBy: Purple Yoshi Today, a new game was released. A game bigger, and better than any other game made before! It is..... Super Mario...Cooking? Yes, that's right! Mario puts on an apron (not really) and starts cooking! Game: Super Mario Cooking For: DS Genre: Minigames
So, you use the touch screen to do certain things. You can put items in pots, turn on ovens, blend things, and etcetera, while defeating enemies that are trying to ruin your cooking! Why, I dunno. Every time you complete a cooking stage, you get coins and points. This obscure game doesn't even have a storyline! It's just a fun game. *rumble* Oh, no! I hear Cooking Mama fans! I bet they're gonna sue me. Bye! |
Poll of the MonthBy: Master Crash What is the best Clone Brawl Character?: |
InterviewBy: Goldguy Today, a rare goomba was squashed by Mario. Goldguy was here to interview. Goldguy: Why did you do it?! Mario: It's-a my job to destroy Bowser's goons. Goldguy: He wasn't one of Bowser's goons.You could go to jail for this. Mario: But..But-a I.. Goldguy: Take him away! (Security enters room) Guy 1: Come on. Guy 2: Yeah! Mario: But how will-a Nintendo make-a games? Goldguy: Well,everybody wants Waluigi to have a game... Mario: NOOOOOO!!!!! (Security sends Mario to jail.) Goldguy: Thanks for reading the interview.And get ready for the new Waluigi RPG game! Waluigi: Yaaah,Waluigi number one! |
