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===<font color="OliveDrab">{{ | ===<font color="OliveDrab">{{fake link|WTF?!|Yeah! What he said!}}</font>=== | ||
Due to {{ | Due to {{fake link|complications|COMP-LI-CAY-SHUNS! Is that too complicated for you to pronounce?}} with the Fake News, Director, {{fake link|3Dejong|He pwns.}} handed over his position to {{fake link|Stooben Rooben|THIS FREAK!? OH, COME ON!!}}. Also, due to<br> | ||
the lateness in the month, only {{ | the lateness in the month, only {{fake link|a few users|The rest are slackers...}} were able to send in their sections. Please {{fake link|forgive the Fake News|Maming us will get you nowhere.}} for a<br> | ||
partial issue. | partial issue. | ||
[[Image:Shineget.png|left|frame|Ooooh...shiny!]] | [[Image:Shineget.png|left|frame|Ooooh...shiny!]] | ||
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[[Image:Sugarthingy.png|right|frame|Forget the interview! Check out this cool thing!]] | [[Image:Sugarthingy.png|right|frame|Forget the interview! Check out this cool thing!]] | ||
Ello Old Bean, now you'll call me {{ | Ello Old Bean, now you'll call me {{fake link|Xpike|A name worse than the other...}} and welcome to the interveiw this time interviewing Mario | ||
Xpike: Were you surprised when you where told that you were going to star in a game? | Xpike: Were you surprised when you where told that you were going to star in a game? | ||
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Xpike:At last, what was your expresion when you first saw you were famous? | Xpike:At last, what was your expresion when you first saw you were famous? | ||
[[Image:FK1.png|right|frame|Ahhh!!{{ | [[Image:FK1.png|right|frame|Ahhh!!{{fake link|Sonic is soooo cool|He killed Tails last night}}.]] | ||
Sonic:It had been a long time (17), but it was like... | Sonic:It had been a long time (17), but it was like... | ||
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==={{ | ==={{fake link|Fake TV|Then why try to watch it?}}=== | ||
====<font color="turquoise">Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door</font>==== | ====<font color="turquoise">Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door</font>==== | ||
A brand new TV series, {{ | A brand new TV series, {{fake link|Paper Wario|Paper-thin and he STILL weighs 300 pounds!}}: The Million-Year Door, will be debuting on the MTM channel this May. In similar fashion to the Paper Mario series, the story will start with [[User:Wario Bros.|Wario Bros.]], and he gains the help of many other users along the way to defeat a currently unknown enemy that bore a striking resemblance to {{fake link|Waluigi|A.K.A. The Toothpick in Overalls}}. The only partner of Wario Bros.’ that has been {{fake link|revealed|Zip up your fly!}} so far is [[User:WarioLoaf|WarioLoaf]], who was interviewed on {{fake link|FOXY|Which you are not.}} last Wednesday. Due to {{fake link|violent content|Punching, biting, and Wario Wafting...}}, however, several {{fake link|Secret Service|Shhh! We were never here.}} agents asked us to keep the interview under wraps until {{fake link|WarioLoaf|Wario...LOAF?!}} is thrown in prison. Luckily however, the entire show has already been filmed, so you’ll still get to see it!! That’s all the info we have on this {{fake link|off-the-wall|...and onto the floor...}} show, but tune in next time to find out more!! | ||
====<font color="turquoise">Clash of the Koopas</font>==== | ====<font color="turquoise">Clash of the Koopas</font>==== | ||
Yet another new TV show, this one a {{ | Yet another new TV show, this one a {{fake link|nighttime drama|He means "nighttime soap opera"}}, debuted just two weeks ago to rave reviews. Elbert and Rocker gave the show a rating of {{fake link|9 out of 10|It's not worth your time.}}, for “Superb graphics, detailed plot, and mesmerizing special effects.” This is the biggest-budget TV show since {{fake link|1215|We told you those critcs were old!}}, and features many famous actors like [[Morton Koopa Jr.]], [[Wendy O. Koopa]], and [[User:RAP|RAP]]. It has been rumored recently that {{fake link|RAP|He wants to be a Koopaling, but he became a bureaucrat. Who's gonna argue?}} will be rapping in a future issue, and RAP himself confirmed this. While most of the plot is unconfirmed, in an exclusive trailer {{fake link|Morton Koopa Jr.|*pfft...*}} and {{fake link|Wendy O. Koopa|Tee hee!}} were seen fighting each other, but Morton was using RAP as a shield from Wendy’s dangerous scissor-kicks. Only one episode has been released on the FOXY channel so far, but it has been confirmed that there will be about {{fake link|90 more seasons|You won't be alive to see how it ends. Get over it.}}. Watch next week for more of…’’Clash of the Koopas!!’’ | ||
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==={{ | ==={{fake link|THE CONCERT!|It never happened.}}=== | ||
[[Image:FN2.jpg|right|frame|{{ | [[Image:FN2.jpg|right|frame|{{fake link|They rocked!|They sucked! Take your pick and move on.}}]] | ||
Last weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little {{ | Last weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little {{fake link|Toads|OMG! They are soooo ugly!}} playing littler instruments went on. The correspondent that was to cover this story disappeared after taking the picture to your right. If you have seen our correspondent, please contact us at 1-800-YOU-SUCK. Thank you. | ||
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Revision as of 00:37, May 21, 2017
Fake News
Fake News TeamWTF?!
Due to complications with the Fake News, Director, 3Dejong handed over his position to Stooben Rooben. Also, due to
the lateness in the month, only a few users were able to send in their sections. Please forgive the Fake News for a
partial issue.
Interview
Ello Old Bean, now you'll call me Xpike and welcome to the interveiw this time interviewing Mario
Xpike: Were you surprised when you where told that you were going to star in a game?
Mario: It's-a-me Mario!
Xpike: I think this interview we already made it.. get the other guy.
*Shine Spirit enters room*
Xpike: How much money did 3D spend on the new Fake News...well do we have another guy?
Some Guy: yeah
*Sonic enters room*
Xpike:At last, what was your expresion when you first saw you were famous?
Sonic:It had been a long time (17), but it was like...
*Sonic shows a british expression*
Xpike: Very interresant... next question: How can you run at supersonic speed?
Sonic: How can you?
Xpike: Ummm... next question: How can you be in the Real World in Mario & Sonic?
Sonic: Space Time Continium Chaos Control
Xpike: And how can Mario?
Sonic: Who do you think I am, him?
Xpike: Well next: Do you know what lol means?
Sonic: laugh out loud (I didn't thought that these questions where so hard)
Xpike: Last question: How come you don't have B-Days?
Sonic: Ask SEGA.
Xpike: Well at least I got to speak with someone, See Ya Next Month.
Fake TV
Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door
A brand new TV series, Paper Wario: The Million-Year Door, will be debuting on the MTM channel this May. In similar fashion to the Paper Mario series, the story will start with Wario Bros., and he gains the help of many other users along the way to defeat a currently unknown enemy that bore a striking resemblance to Waluigi. The only partner of Wario Bros.’ that has been revealed so far is WarioLoaf, who was interviewed on FOXY last Wednesday. Due to violent content, however, several Secret Service agents asked us to keep the interview under wraps until WarioLoaf is thrown in prison. Luckily however, the entire show has already been filmed, so you’ll still get to see it!! That’s all the info we have on this off-the-wall show, but tune in next time to find out more!!
Clash of the Koopas
Yet another new TV show, this one a nighttime drama, debuted just two weeks ago to rave reviews. Elbert and Rocker gave the show a rating of 9 out of 10, for “Superb graphics, detailed plot, and mesmerizing special effects.” This is the biggest-budget TV show since 1215, and features many famous actors like Morton Koopa Jr., Wendy O. Koopa, and RAP. It has been rumored recently that RAP will be rapping in a future issue, and RAP himself confirmed this. While most of the plot is unconfirmed, in an exclusive trailer Morton Koopa Jr. and Wendy O. Koopa were seen fighting each other, but Morton was using RAP as a shield from Wendy’s dangerous scissor-kicks. Only one episode has been released on the FOXY channel so far, but it has been confirmed that there will be about 90 more seasons. Watch next week for more of…’’Clash of the Koopas!!’’
THE CONCERT!
Last weekend, some lame concert with a bunch of little Toads playing littler instruments went on. The correspondent that was to cover this story disappeared after taking the picture to your right. If you have seen our correspondent, please contact us at 1-800-YOU-SUCK. Thank you.
