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| *When I go to an arcade, I usually waste all my cash on the shooting games ;) | | *When I go to an arcade, I usually waste all my cash on the shooting games ;) |
| *I think [[Mario's Picross]] is mind-numbingly difficult. | | *I think [[Mario's Picross]] is mind-numbingly difficult. |
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| ==Random pictures with stupid captions==
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| <gallery>
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| File:SM64_Chasing1Up.gif | And the 1-Up haunted Mario for the rest of his life.
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| File:Zombie_Freeze.gif | Mario takes the term "freeze" way too literally.
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| File:Larger Bomb-omb.png | I like big bombs and I cannot lie!!
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| File:SM64 EnterLightGlitch.gif | And he faded into nothingness.
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| File:Lava Sidekick.gif | The iron butt!!
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| File:SM64 Behindgate.png | Mario went to jail for animal abuse. (Think of all those times he dropped Yoshi into a pit!! :( )
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| File:SM3DL-BaddieBoxExplosion.png | MAXIMUM FARTAGE!!!
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| File:Herringway Invisible.png | Mario's talking to shadows? Someone needs to lay off the [[shroom]]s...
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| File:SMB W1-1 Glitch1.gif | Mario must have bumped his head on a Lakitu.
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| File:SMG Far Chatting Glitch.png | Hi, [[Sling Pod]]! How are ya doing?
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| File:YoshiTree.gif | The best transformation ever.
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| File:Mega Goomba.jpg | Why this was not in the final game is beyond me.
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| File:WL4 Beta 8.jpg | Aren't you a handsome fellow!
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| File:Petey Pinballland sprite.PNG | When did Petey ever have a neck...?!!
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| File:BalloonBoo.PNG | Lose weight!
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| File:BalloonYoshi&MarioNSMBU.png | You thought the Boo was fat?
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| File:Goombrat.png | Even Goombas use toupees!
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| File:SM64 MarioHead.gif | Narcissism to the max!
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| File:Mr.I.jpg | Ever feel like you're being watched?
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| File:Snufit64.jpg | Jason's ghost is back... and is very ticked
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| File:Lethal lava land.png | You will look at my foot and you will LIKE IT!
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| File:Bubba.png | Mmm, plumbers!
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| File:Hangonluigi2.jpg | Mario's always dreamed of choking his brother.
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| File:RainbowMario.gif | Is he having a seizure...?
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| File:LM-Endingbad.png | I haaate flowers.
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| File:YoshiUniversalGravitation.PNG | Somebody's got gas!
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| File:Mbad3.gif | Shy Guy! Have you gained weight?
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| File:Yoshi14.jpg | Blue Yoshi disapproves.
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| File:Mario&YoshiSafari.png | Mario's so fat, he crushed Yoshi!!
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| File:Yoshi Touch Fuzzy Yoshi Get Dizzy.png | Don't do drugs.
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| File:SMW2YIBabyLuigiSprite.png | My body is a giant egg!
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| File:Spear Guy.gif | This is the dance of my people!
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| File:2-3 Forest.PNG | Lunch money!
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| File:MarioBrosFlipped.gif | I've fallen and I can't get up!
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| File:InvicibleSmallLuigiNSMBW.png | Lightning fires out of my nose!
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| File:SMW Baby Yoshi.gif | (vibrates uncontrollably)
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| File:MK64Toad.PNG | I could put a comment here, but drunk driving jokes aren't funny. So I'll just keep my mouth shut.
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| File:Banditartwork2.PNG | Even the Mushroom Kingdom has child kidnappers.
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| File:SMB Toadsez.png | Before trolls existed, there was this message.
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| File:Mariobirdo.jpg | Mario has ovophobia (fear of eggs)
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| File:Toad2.jpg | Hey, what's that ticking noise?
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| File:Mario'sT Toad.jpg | I now have proof that Toad is Squidward in disguise!
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| File:SMB2 SuperMario.jpg | Mario experiences puberty.
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| File:SMB2VegetablePickUp.jpg | Toad is stronger than Mario?!
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| File:SuperBallMario.png | I will defeat you with the power of... ROCKS!!!
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| File:Copy.png | But which one is the REAL Mario and Luigi?
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| File:LuigiSnackBasket ML3.jpg | To all you people who thought Mario was fat...
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| File:Propeller Box Mario - Super Mario 3D Land.png | Get it off me, before it eats my face!!!
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| File:Mario & Luigi Box Figures JP - Mario & Luigi Dream Team.png | Did you know that Luigi once went to a costume party? ...His Squidward costume didn't go so well.
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| File:Luiginary Attack Artwork1 - Mario & Luigi Dream Team.png | (insert Indiana Jones music here)
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| File:DKCV20MarioSprite.png | Believe it or not, this bunch of pixels is supposed to be Mario.
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| File:Mario.gif | Sweet rave party!!!
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| File:Mariobike.gif | More uncontrollable vibrating!!
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| File:MarioVsDK Burnt Land.gif | R.I.P. Mario 1981-poop
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| File:YoshiCookieSquash.png | Yoshi gets squashed yet again.
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| File:Mario'sT Yoshi.jpg | Om nom nom...
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| File:VerminYoshi.png | After this traumatizing experience, Koopa opened a hospital to help abused baddies.
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| File:PM Mario.gif | He only has three fingers, so technically that's his middle finger... (gasp!)
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| File:MarioPokeypinball.png | Pinball Mario: fracturing Pokey stomachs since 2004!
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| File:PMTTYD Pokey.PNG | Herp de derp.
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| File:MaLBiS Babybowser.gif | Hammer time! (I'm honestly surprised I haven't made this joke yet)
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| File:YI2 Artwork 2 65.png | Yoshi has the weird ability to gain multiple legs when he gets angry.
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| File:Hammerbrolol.gif | Hammer ti- wait I already did this joke
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| File:SuperDragonTrophyWiiU.png | I could say something, but terrorist jokes aren't funny. So I'll just... shut up.
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| </gallery>
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| ==Quotes== | | ==Quotes== |
