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("What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla war)
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[[Image:Line_Slash.png|thumb||250px|'''Line Slash'''.]]
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
'''Line Slash''' is a [[microgame]] made by [[Masahiro Sakurai]] with ''[[WarioWare: D.I.Y.]]'' for download in the category Big Name Games. It has been available in Japan since May 27, 2009, in America since March 29, 2010, and in Europe since April 30, 2010. Unlike most Big Name Games, it is not known to be taken off in the future.
 
==Gameplay==
The background of the microgame depicts a lone tree on a hill covered with shadows in a blazing orange sunset. To the right of the background is a person wearing a red shirt. There is also a small white line going through the center of the whole screen. The winning condition of the game is to slice the two objects that appear. These objects include a [[Peach (item)|peach]], a [[watermelon]], a [[wikipedia:Tengu|Tengu mask]], and a [[Bomb (item)|bomb]] with a long fuse, but only a mix of two appear per game. The objects bounce up and down along the screen at different speeds per object, with the Tengu mask being the fastest and watermelon being the slowest.
 
The objective of the game is to slice both the objects in half. The player then has to tap the screen in order for the objects to be slashed. However, both the objects that appear have to touch the white line going through the screen. If the player only manages to slice one of the objects and not the other, the microgame will end, the Freeze effect will play, and the person's face will change to one of disappointment. The other way the player can lose is if they slice the bomb instead of the fuse. This will cause the explosive to go off and end the game in a loss.
 
==Description==
''"Line up... SLASH! See a fuse? SLASH!"''
 
==Names in Other Languages==
{{foreignname
|Jap=いっせん
|JapR=Issen
|JapM=Flash}}
 
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{{WWDIY Microgames}}
{{WWDIYS Microgames}}


[[Category:Microgames]]
[[Category:Microgames]]

Revision as of 04:31, May 22, 2015

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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