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Bowser's Gnarly Party

Quotes

Opening monologue

• Koopa Kid: "Welcome to Bowser's Gnarly Party! I'm a Koopa Kid! It's my board. I do what I want!"
• Koopa Kid: "I built this board to celebrate Master Bowser's greatness! You'll love it, or I'll tell on you!"
• Koopa Kid: "Master Bowser is the best! If you don't see him now, you'll certainly see him later! Bwaha!"
• Koopa Kid: "Now, decide the order!"
• Koopa Kid: "Let's see... I give [Player] permission to go first!"
• Koopa Kid: "[Player] is second!"
• Koopa Kid: "[Player] is third!"
• Koopa Kid: "[Player] is fourth!"
• Koopa Kid: "10 coins to all of you, but I'm sure I'll get them back!"
• Koopa Kid: "Think you're ready to face me?"

Item Shop

• Entering the shop
  • Koopa Kid: "Bwa ha ha! This is the Item Shop! I don't have time, so just hurry up and do something!"
• Browsing items
  • Koopa Kid: "What will it be?"
• Leaving without buying anything
  • Koopa Kid: "Whaddaya mean, you're not gonna buy anything? No loitering! Get out! Out! OUT!"

Lottery Shop

• Entering the shop
  • Koopa Kid:
• Acquiring Lucky Party Ticket
  • Koopa Kid:
• Lottery Ball Game
  • Koopa Kid:
• Scratch Tickets
  • Koopa Kid:
• Losing
  • Koopa Kid:
• Third Prize
  • Koopa Kid:
• Third Prize (if player already has three items)
  • Koopa Kid:
• Second Prize
  • Koopa Kid:
• Jackpot
  • Koopa Kid:

Boo House

• Entering the shop
  • Koopa Kid: "Gwahahaha! This is the Boo House!"
• Selecting what to steal
  • Koopa Kid: "Whaddaya want us to steal?"
  • Koopa Kid: "From whom shall we steal the coins/Star?"
  • Koopa Kid: "Yeah, OK. Gaze deeply into the crystal ball..."
• After stealing
  • Boo: "Spork! Just [number] coin(s)!? Is that the best you could so? I guess that's just how it goes..."
  • or (if Boo is less successful)
  • Boo: "Blargh! Only [number] coin(s)!? That's not very much..."
  • or (if Boo is even less successful)
  • Boo: "Curses! That's it? [Number] coin(s)!? What a pitiful take. I'm done for..."
  • or (if Boo steals a Star)
  • Boo: "The Boo stole a Star. All according to plan, ee hee hee."
  • or (if a Gaddlight is used)
  • Boo:
  • then
  • Koopa Kid: "Come back anytime. We'll steal it all! Gwarharhar!"

Star Space

• Buying Star
  • Koopa Kid: "You've made it this far, [Player]!"
  • Koopa Kid: "So then, would you like to trade coins for a Star?"

or (if Star Present is active)

• • Koopa Kid: "Whaaat? All the Stars you want!! Shucks!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Shucks! Here's your star!"
• With less than 20 coins
  • Koopa Kid:
• Showing first Star location
  • Koopa Kid: "Here's the first Star! Good luck getting there!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Harr! Here's the Star! If you don't have 20 coins, don't bother!"
• Showing where Star has moved to
  • Koopa Kid: "Listen up! The next Star is right here!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Right here, got it!? Now, go! Go! GO!"
• Showing Bowser's location
  • Koopa Kid: "And here's Bowser! Everybody, hurry up and get him!"

Last Five Turns Event

• Introduction
  • Koopa Kid: "Gwa ha ha! Five turns left!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Now let's get to the Last Five Turns Event before I blow my lid!"
• Lucky Party Ticket Drawing
  • Koopa Kid:
  • Koopa Kid:
  • Koopa Kid:
  • Koopa Kid:
  • Koopa Kid:
  • Koopa Kid:
  • Koopa Kid:
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  • or (if there is no match)
  • Koopa Kid:
• Last Five Turns Roulette
  • Koopa Kid: "So, how are you all doing, anyway?"
  • lists places
  • Koopa Kid: "Well, isn't that just stinkin' great?"
  • Koopa Kid: "But don't get cocky!"
  • Koopa Kid: "You could all get roasted at any time!!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Now, let's spin that Last Five Turns Roulette already!!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Today's victim--er, guest, is..."
  • Koopa Kid: "[Player]! Bwa ha ha!"
• Coin Multiplier
  • Koopa Kid:
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• Star Present
  • Koopa Kid: "Yow! A Star Present!"
  • Koopa Kid: "So, all of the Stars that used to cost 20 coins are now free!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Not that any of you deserve it!!"
• Red Spaces are now Bowser Spaces
  • Koopa Kid:
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• Red Spaces are now Fortune Spaces
  • Koopa Kid:
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• Ending
  • Koopa Kid: "And this ends our Last Five Turns Event for the game."
  • Koopa Kid: "if you want to give up and go home crying, I won't be surprised!!"

Lucky Mini-Game

• Koopa Kid: "It's a Lucky Mini-Game! That means I get to change the coin value for the next Mini-Game!"
• Koopa Kid: "Mwawww! It looks like nothing changes! I guess only I get to be greedy around here!"
• or (if x2 is rolled)
• Koopa Kid: "Ahh! Spit fire and run! You can earn two times the normal amount of coins! Ack!"
• or (if x3 is rolled)
• Koopa Kid: "What a load of charcoal!! You can win three times the amount of coins!? BLAH!"
• then
• Koopa Kid: "Let the rotten Mini-Game begin already!"

At Bowser's location

• Making all players Mini
  • Bowser: "Muwahaha!! So, you think you've got a few tricks up your sleeve? Here's a trick or two for you!"
  • "Bowser's magic will make you Mini for this turn."
• As tiny character
  • Bowser: "It takes a lot of guts for such a pip-squeak to charge me like that!"
  • Bowser: "Here, take this!"
• As normal-sized character
  • Bowser:
  • Bowser:
• As giant character
  • Bowser: "Hrrhrrr! SO! This little Mega-fied runt thinks I can be defeated? Hmm...
  • Bowser: "Very interesting! Prepare yourself!"
• Panels of Doom
  • Koopa Kid: "Match Dice with Bowser!"
  • Koopa Kid: "First, you must pick a number!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Then we roll the Dice! The place matching the number of the dice will crumble and fall away!"
  • Koopa Kid: "If you roll the Dice, and get your opponent's face, the you win instantly!"
  • Koopa Kid: "Now, let's roll!"
• Bowser Wrestling
  • Koopa Kid:
• Winning against Bowser
  • Bowser: "Arrgh! I underestimated your prowess! But just you wait 'til next time!"
  • Bowser: "But don't get cocky! We'll meet again!"
• Losing against Bowser
  • Bowser: