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| I'm going to be retiring on Sunday. I may not meet you so... bye. It was nice {{fake link|typing messages|I lurrve being literal.}} with you. | | I'm going to be retiring on Sunday. I may not meet you so... bye. It was nice {{fakelink|typing messages|I lurrve being literal.}} with you. |
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| :::try me just fucking try me. i have conections on the HOLE INTERNET u know and if you mess w/ the rong person youll get shot down u little shit - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 22:46, 14 April 2013 (EDT) | | :::try me just fucking try me. i have conections on the HOLE INTERNET u know and if you mess w/ the rong person youll get shot down u little shit - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 22:46, 14 April 2013 (EDT) |
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| ::::http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/520/babystanza.png - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 00:29, 18 April 2013 (EDT) | | :::: http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/520/babystanza.png - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 00:29, 18 April 2013 (EDT) |
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| It all started suddenly. The only time it was crack Stuntpig astronaut, I was following a modest exploitation to run for my life.
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| As we woke up, hideous, screaming and crying white jellyfish filled the sky. They were expressions of sorrow, I feel like our role in the case of temples have become waste. Know Space Center could not tolerate the constant bombardment left the suburbs and Grodensburg. Scaling the big bridge, which was to escape from a zombie pig, as we hunt. The square was still in tact, I took this time to catch all the food I could, and all the weapons or useful materials they could find in my house. Bombarded by strange jellyfish, who fled to the city. Toadbert, the business is an idiot, try to sell the stool and make machine music hall. We waited and hoped that this madness will suddenly disappear; Depth knew it was not.
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| Shockingly, zombie pig found its way into the Hall. Fear, not daring to move in this direction. We very quickly realized that it was not an enemy but a friend. I soak Boarlystan, and we had no idea what the hell he said, was a spiritual leader. He was the only back who loved to read, venturing to the library and pushes the other survivors to show their favorite books. Snacks have become a political tyrant, Boarlystan knew he had to stop. He ran to the king of the city, and they all voted for him to become the de facto leader of the survivors. Snacks quickly become stressed and frustrated, pulls the sword from survivors and kill wild angel of love. We were tortured and killed at cutting Boarlystan.
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| Pandemonium broke. Snacks caused the end of the world. We've not only hid from bombing our city hall. Pig Zombie upset by sadistic murder of Boarlystan snacks. They tried everything they could to break in. peering through the windows, mechanisms XOR gate, ran into the court, we were now a real hell. Quickly, our efforts to stop them and collect food was late Toadbert was heartbroken and started riots back more than I can control it. The last stop, everyone fled the oven to retrieve more food and live in the larger work. Somehow, Uniju found its way out of their own barriers and sheltered wrong with Toadbert beyond perhaps helping us. When stored Uniju all the knocking and detoxed, he decided he was tired and returned ghast attacks amused with our hideout sad. Forging new armor and weapons, led the massive genocide of the pig. However, ghast teased us about their ability to keep a distance.
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| We woke up to find the cloud is still red like blood, but the city was relatively quiet. We are located Toadbert, who was trapped and barricaded himself in his shop. The city was in shambles. We had more food then we can count. The spilled knocking on the fucking floor den. I think I fell asleep because he slipped shit. As he came out of work, our buildings began to crumble. Was crying, feeling only the pain in our hearts. No calls ghast. Not terrible noise Angry Zombie returns. No tribal chanting. Only the sound of the wind slowly crumbling ruins of our buildings creak. TNT Toadbert seriously damaged city. When interrogated, we were terrified that contained ground pork smoldering remains of the last zombie. Burial snacks, and we hope to grow rich again with the pin. Shockingly, we Htbrrno increased blood which held around the Space Center. I even found a bar, hiding inside a box SuperBox the modest bow and arrows. Use this time to recover additional materials that are ejected blood gruesome paniced floating rock again creating terrorism. Pork Pumpkin emitted by the state and came across the bridge. "
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| Get ready for another round of hunting, Rainbow Bar used to get infinite ghast winding into the sky. Uniju, Toadbert, and would remain in the square, follow up and kills all zombie pig we could find. Finding one in the fountain, I quickly cut his hand, and died massive blood loss, or some other natural scary shit. Soon, a mixture of at least 20 chasing us. Running in safe, hiding in the corner to hold them, and swam, climbed and ran their way to us. Critical pain, hid the bakery for the night, or what would normally be overnight. Snacks start a gang tried to kill a pig, but said it was bullshit and cut your damn head bum when he tried to charge me with arrows. - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 00:35, 18 April 2013 (EDT)
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| http://imageshack.us/a/img826/8611/familyman.gif - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 00:53, 18 April 2013 (EDT)
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 11:15, 8 April 2013 (EDT) | | {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 11:15, 8 April 2013 (EDT) |
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| == May the Fake Be With You ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 13:39, 7 May 2013 (EDT)
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| == Fakewaaarning ==
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| The theme for this edition of Fake News is '''''Kirby''''', though you don't have to follow it.
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| == Not the Fake News ==
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| {{fakewarning|July 13th|}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:14, 8 July 2013 (EDT)
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| == This is really late, sorry X_x ==
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| {{fakewarning|August 12th|You get two extra days to account for my ineptitude!}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 16:53, 7 August 2013 (EDT)
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| == Lake News ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 14:56, 9 September 2013 (EDT)
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| == You get an extra three days because of my incompetence! ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 14:32, 10 October 2013 (EDT)
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| == hey you i'm a fan! of you'rs! ==
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| hey i like you'r fake news section it's always the one i check first :D
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| :thanks dawg [[User:Toadbert101|toadbert]]
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| == Has it really been a month? ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 12:57, 4 November 2013 (EST)
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| == I'd give this a seasonal title but all of the good ones have been taken. ==
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| {{fakewarning|December 14th|}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:29, 8 December 2013 (EST)
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| == Oh dear ==
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| {{fakewarning|16th January}}
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| I think we're all kinda late with these. Sorry about that. {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 19:28, 11 January 2014 (EST)
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| == Have I Got Fake News For You ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:20, 1 February 2014 (EST)
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| == Fork Nose ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:20, 1 March 2014 (EST)
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| == Honestly, coming up with names for these headers is the hardest part of my job ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 19:38, 5 April 2014 (EDT)
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| == I may not be MCD, but I'm going to need stuff from you ==
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| [[User:Yoshi876|Yoshi876]] ([[User talk:Yoshi876|talk]]) 18:21, 3 May 2014 (EDT)
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| == I'm back, I guess ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:21, 7 June 2014 (EDT)
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| == tb ==
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| conet {{User:Super-Yoshi/sig}} 01:04, 30 June 2014 (EDT)
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| == Writing for an internet newsletter is the best way to spend your summer ==
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| {{fakewarning|12th July|Be sure to remember that this upcoming issue is a special issue based around ''Mario Kart 8''.}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 11:51, 6 July 2014 (EDT)
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| == Merry August ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 20:39, 4 August 2014 (EDT)
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| == Fake News - September 2014 ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 05:07, 7 September 2014 (EDT)
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| == Loly ads ==
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| Hi Toadbert101! Your ads make me LOL so much because they are funny! I LOLed at these parts mentioned below:
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| *"FREEZY"
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| *"HIP HOPPITY BAM SON"
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| *"SHINE GET :o"
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| *"oH fUuUuU"
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| *"Luigi. It's over. Your year is up and it won't come back. Forever."
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| *"My homework"
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| *"Where will you be when the hot potato finds you?"
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| *"Was it the USSR? It could've been."
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| *"Luigi was never seen again"
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| *"The rare ''cappicus alarumo''"
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| *"Stopwatches such as these are never to be used."
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| *"THEY DO WHAT THEY SHOULDN'T. THEY STOP TIME, YOU CAN'T START IT AGAIN, DO NOT"
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| *Other parts, too many to count.
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| I thank you for making these ads! :D {{User:MeerkatMario/sig}} 22:13, 22 September 2014 (EDT)
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| :no problem, glad you enjoy them [[User:Toadbert101|toadbert]]
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| ::We can be friends! :D {{User:MeerkatMario/sig}} 22:59, 22 September 2014 (EDT)
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| :::i'm not usually here but sure [[User:Toadbert101|toadbert]]
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| == This Fakewarning is haunted!!! ==
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| {{fakewarning|12th October|[[File:DKGB Skull.png]]}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:38, 7 October 2014 (EDT)
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| [[File:DKGB Skull.png|600px]] [[User:Toadbert101|toadbert]]
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| == This Fakewarning is Not Haunted ==
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| {{fakewarning|9th November}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 18:11, 3 November 2014 (EST)
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| == I got you this Fakewarning for Christmas ==
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| {{fakewarning|16th December|take an extra week because i'm late}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 16:48, 9 December 2014 (EST)
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| == It's 2015 and I still can't think of anything to put in these headers. ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 16:07, 6 January 2015 (EST)
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| == I know ''I've'' got nothing better to do on Valentine's Day than write for an internet newspaper... :( ==
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| {{fakewarning|14th February|}}
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 06:06, 8 February 2015 (EST)
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| == Oh my god, it's March. I mean, seriously, did February even happen? ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 07:57, 8 March 2015 (EDT)
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| == "Oh no! Fake Warning! Oh no! Real Warning! Oh no! Real Fake Warning!" ==
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| == May the Fake Be With You ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 13:36, 4 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == Almost at 100... ==
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| == ISSUE 100 YEAH ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 20:36, 7 July 2015 (EDT)
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| == Not busy enough with the Awards? Don't worry, Fake News is here for you! ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 09:37, 7 September 2015 (EDT)
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| == When there's something strange...on your talk page...it's probably the Fake News. ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 10:37, 5 October 2015 (EDT)
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| == Shroom Wars: Episode VII - The Fake Awakens ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 19:06, 9 November 2015 (EST)
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| == All I Want For Christmas is The 'Shroom ==
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| == Fake News - January 2016 ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 12:47, 11 January 2016 (EST)
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| == Fake News is my true love ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 09:11, 9 February 2016 (EST)
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| == It's time to get Fake ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 07:21, 7 March 2016 (EST)
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| == Fake News, Where It's Always April Fools Day!!!! ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 20:23, 9 May 2016 (EDT)
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| == Fake News - June 2016 ==
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| Be aware that this edition of The 'Shroom is dedicated to Walkazo.
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| Also, so sorry for how late this is. I've had a very busy week.
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 08:40, 10 June 2016 (EDT)
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 15:09, 12 July 2016 (EDT)
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 16:29, 10 August 2016 (EDT)
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 21:10, 6 September 2016 (EDT)
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| == Fake BOOs ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 07:16, 4 October 2016 (EDT)
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| == Of course I'm not a week late ==
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| I am really sorry this is so late. If it's too late for you to submit then I can understand.
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 15:14, 12 November 2016 (EST)
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| == Fake News for Christmas ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 19:14, 13 December 2016 (EST)
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 11:18, 12 January 2017 (EST)
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 20:06, 9 February 2017 (EST)
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| == SORRY THIS IS SO LATE ==
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| {{User:MrConcreteDonkey/sig}} 13:23, 12 March 2017 (EDT)
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| == Goodbye ==
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| Dear Toadbert101,
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| I hope you have enjoyed writing the Peddler's Place section of Fake News for five years. I am sad to see you go, but I wish you good luck on your journey and hope you can return someday. One question though: how long have you planned leaving Fake News and why?
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| Yours truly, --{{User:MeerkatMario/sig}} 08:45, 21 March 2017 (EDT)
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| :Heyo, I certainly did. Thank you, and I am sure I'll be back to make some more sections. They're a fun way to weigh in on stuff.
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| :I decided at the beginning of this year I would work for three more months, which I planned to make one last regular ad, a sendoff piece referencing a lot of the older stuff I did, and then a section as my farewell (which then became two when I figured out how to make the piece about peddling something). I originally wanted to try to make it to 100 Ads, but I realized that would take me midway into 2018 at least.
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| :As for why, I just felt like I was running out of inspiration. Most of the time I could sit down and come up with a gag or two as I got started on the piece, but later on I found I just couldn't do that sometimes. Once I told MCD my plans to retire in January, I found writing my last sections became a lot easier, and even found the motivation to draw some stuff for them again. So like I said, without the responsibility writing them gets easier, and so I'm pretty certain to come back once I have something to talk about.
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| :Anyway, thank you for your support. You were probably the biggest fan of my sections and I appreciate it. -[[User:toadbert101|Toadbert]]
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