Editing User talk:MCD

<center><big><big><big>'''PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR A FAKE NEWS JOB ON THIS PAGE. YOU WILL BE IGNORED. INSTEAD, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE ORANGE (MAYBE SCHMORANGE?) BOX.'''</big></big></big></center>

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|<center><big>'''How to Apply to Write for the Fake News'''</big></center><br>
To write for the Fake News, you <u>must</u> follow these steps:

#First, '''you require an account on the [http://marioboards.com/index.php Super Mario Boards]''', so you can <s>post rapidly about how you just applied for a job!</s> do the next step.
#Next, '''[http://marioboards.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=1681 send me (Yasuhiro Hagakure) a personal message on the Super Mario Boards]. Please don't ask to write for the Fake News on my talk page.''' In this message, you must answer all the questions and whatnot on this lovely, [[The 'Shroom:Sign Up|certainly not stolen]] application form:
##Which position would you like to apply for?
##Writers have the choice to submit sections monthly, bi-monthly (every other month), or volunteer-based (one-time submission). Please select which section plan you would like to observe.
##The staff reserves the right to remove writers from their position if they engage in activities that reflect badly on The 'Shroom. These activities include extensive misbehavior on the Super Mario Wiki and/or its forums.  Do you agree to not engage in such activities for the entire duration of your employment?
##Please write a full-length demo of your section.  That way, we can have a bit of your work to decide if you can be on the team. 
#After you have sent this to me, the 'Shroom's Core Staff will evaluate your section; trust me, it can take quite a long time.
#If you got the job, congratulations! Make sure to send me your section on time <s>and covered in delicious salad dressing</s>.
#If you already write for the Fake News, then...why are you reading this? o_O
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{{User:MrConcreteDonkey/Archive Box}}

== 'Shroom September Issue ==

{{criticwarning|September 8<sup>th</sup>}}
[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 20:41, 1 September 2012 (EDT)

== Oh, no!! Not that paper-made cyan Yoshi again!!! ==

{{PipeWarning|October 13}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 10:14, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

== Boo! ==

{{Shroomwarning|October 13<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 12:52, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

== 'Shroom October Issue ==

{{criticwarning|October 13th, 2012}}
[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 23:00, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

== Wanna be friends?==

Wanna be friends with me?
my page is http://www.mariowiki.com/User:Razzoom. Userbox is: {{userbox|border=#4AC948|mainbkgd=#8CDD81|codebkgd=#ffffff|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Blinky.jpg‎|50px]]|msg= This user is friends with [[User:Razzoom|Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior.]]}}

== Hi! ==

I recently sent you an application message on Super Mario Boards. Did you notice?
marioman1213

== Sorry! Late submission :( ==

Aw, I'm really sorry. My laptop crashed and I couldn't submit it by then. But I've revised my last one to fit next month's "theme".

We Interrupt your Clearly Unnecessary Program for this '''Weather Forecast!''' Yay!

Hey Marioverse! There may be some cool fronts coming your way! Oh yes!

*In Cool, Cool Mountain, even the little penguins may be getting chilly this November! Be sure to bulk up or fall into unsuspecting attics that just happen to be by a cliff!
*In Snowman's Land you're really in for a treat! The water is now very, very cold! Don't jump in or you'll be sure to lose your lives!
*In Sherbet Land, watch out for gigantic shy guys and ice blocks with eyes. They're just ''so'' out to get you.

Ah, but you lucky ducks, or bullies in some aspects, in the southern regions are staying very nice and warm! 

*Lethal Lava Land. Is it even ''possible'' to freeze lava? Regardless, Bowser's minions are keeping the thermal region very warm indeed. (We aren't responsible for loss of postcards or appendages)
*Bob-Omb Battlefield is NOT feeling the results of Marioverse's latest ice-cool phenomenon, El Pinguino! Rather, there seems to be a La Pinguina effect caused by the heated tension between the Red Alliance Bob-Omb army and the Black Bob-Ombs. (Again, no sudden head loss or sudden desire to smash red floating blocks are not our responsibility)

And then for you indecisive Marioversers, we have that one place...

*Yoshi's Island in the Smash Bros Brawl region, is suffering from lack of ideas. You will be seeing both El Pinguino and La Pinguina effects, creating a parallel/paradox region of alternating seasons. (Sudden house destruction by large apes or muscular men screaming about punching falcons are not our fault or responsibility)

That's all for this broadcast. Now back to your meaningless regular programming!

{{unsigned|Baja}}

== The 'Shroom (November 2012) ==

{{Shroomwarning|November 10<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 21:43, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

== Sorry. ==

Sorry, I'll remember next time!

==Hello==
Hey! Remember me? Yea it's been awhile. I've decided to check in at the wiki from time to time. So how have you been? Anything going on here? Last thing I remember was when Plumber 360 spammed us with sock puppets haha. {{User:DKPetey99/sig}}

== '''''Moo Guys Are Real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''' ==

[[Snifit]] [[Shy Guy]] [[Cow]]

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All these make a Moofit Guy,which is a [[Snifit]] Moo Guy.

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Last two make a regular Moo Guy.

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First two make a Sny Guy.

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First and last makes a Moofit.

{{unsigned|MooGuy555}}

== Election Mo--oh wait you aren't American ==

{{PipeWarning|November 10}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 13:20, 6 November 2012 (EST)

I actually have a favor to ask of you, MCD. This is not mandatory at all, but I'd really appreciate it if you could send me your section by Friday, November 9th. I'll travel to São Paulo on the 10th, so that would make everything easier for me.

Thanks in advance.

{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 20:01, 6 November 2012 (EST)

== Just a Head's Up... ==

I, DaShroom, was previously Baja. Just to let you know for the next ''Weather Report'' article. {{User:Baja/Sig}} 21:01, 11 November 2012 (EST)

== The 'Shroom Special Holiday Issue - Warning I ==

{{Shroomwarning|December 15<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 16:25, 17 November 2012 (EST)

== The 'Shroom December Issue - Important Notice! ==

This is an important notice! Please be sure to send your 'Shroom section for December 2012 to '''me''' ({{User|Super Mario Bros.}}) on the forum rather than {{User|Kibago}}&ndash; Kibago will be unable to carry out his duties as the editor for this month's issue. Should you send your section to him, ''it will not appear in the Holiday Issue''. [[ForumUser:911|Here is the link to my profile on the forum]]. Thank you for your time, {{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 01:20, 29 November 2012 (EST)

== We wish you a Merry Christmas... ==

{{PipeWarning|December 15}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 21:25, 6 December 2012 (EST)

== 'Shroom Holiday Issue ==

{{criticwarning|December 15<sup>th</sup>}}
[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 05:32, 9 December 2012 (EST)

== Friends? ==

Want to be friends? ;D

[[User:McZaky29|McZaky29]] ([[User talk:McZaky29|talk]]) 18:53, 10 December 2012 (EST)

== Happy New Year from The 'Shroom! ==

{{Shroomwarning|January 12<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 12:50, 5 January 2013 (EST)

== Happy 2013!! ==

{{PipeWarning|January 12}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 15:02, 6 January 2013 (EST)

== And another term begins... ==

{{PipeWarning|February 9}}
:{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 11:58, 1 February 2013 (EST)

== 'Shroom February Issue + Important Notice ==

{{criticwarning|February 9<sup>th</sup>}}

Also I'm going on holidays from February 12 to February 18, meaning I won't be around for the issue release. If you're running late with finishing your section, please send it to {{User|Super Mario Bros.}} and/or {{User|Henry Tucayo Clay}} instead of me. Thank you. -[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 18:20, 2 February 2013 (EST)

== Happy Groundhog Day from The 'Shroom! ==

{{Shroomwarning|February 9<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 18:32, 2 February 2013 (EST)

== 'Shroom Madness ==

{{Shroomwarning|March 9<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 19:22, 2 March 2013 (EST)

== This is a title made of concrete ==

{{PipeWarning|March 9}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 08:02, 3 March 2013 (EST)

== 'Shroom April Issue ==

{{criticwarning|April 13<sup>th</sup>}}
-[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 05:31, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

== This isn't an April Fool's joke! ==

{{Shroomwarning|April 13<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 23:31, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

== Real stuff, not an April Fools' joke ==

{{PipeWarning|April 13}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 21:52, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

== Next 'Shroom Issue ==

Some people say it's the 11th, and some say it's the 18th. Which is it? {{User:Goomba/sig}} 03:47, 4 May 2013 (EDT)
:Okay, thanks for clearing it up. {{User:Goomba/sig}} 05:14, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

== Shroomwarning May 2013 ==

{{Shroomwarning|May 11<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 17:28, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

== Daisy 187 ==

This user (Daisy 187) will not stop thinking here is a social network despite having warnings, does she qualify for a block? --{{User:A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros./sig}} 15:20, 5 May 2013 (EDT)

== But THIS is an April Fool's jo--actually not, it's just a warning ==

{{PipeWarning|May 11}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 20:21, 6 May 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom warning ==

I already sent it about a week ago... {{User:Goomba/sig}} 20:34, 7 May 2013 (EDT)

== FORUM HELP!!!! ==

I need help to apply for the shroom.  I can not create a forum account because I can not read the letters I enter the create ones but it says I didn't  Help!  [[User:Goombob|http&#58;//www.mariowiki.com/images/2/2a/100px-mushroom.gif  Goombob]] ([[User talk:Goombob|talk]]) 07:13, 26 May 2013 (EDT)goombob

== 'Shroom June Issue ==

{{criticwarning|June 8th<sup>th</sup>}}
oh yeah also the theme for Critic Corner this month is Pokemon if you're interested, although you don't have to follow that if you don't want to. -[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 20:53, 1 June 2013 (EDT)

== Special Issue - Very important. ==

{{Shroomwarning|June 8<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 23:56, 1 June 2013 (EDT)

== Special Issue LXXV ==

{{PipeWarning|June 8}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 11:37, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

== IP ==

There's an IP going around blanking user talk, can you block him. {{User|Yoshi876}}

==Shroom==

I was thinking about making a fake news sports section, but i think that idea was already taken. So i had the idea of making a some kind of Mario related history book. {{User:Kingfawful4321/sig}}

It is possible to have a fake news section and write for another one?{{User:Kingfawful4321/sig}}

I think i will just stick to my idea.{{User:Kingfawful4321/sig}}

I will give you an example later because i'm pretty busy.{{User:Kingfawful4321/sig}}

== I tried to come up with a title, but failed, so you get this instead (aka "new issue woo hoo!") ==

{{PipeWarning|July 13}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 19:09, 4 July 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom July Issue ==

{{criticwarning|July 13<sup>th</sup>}}
formalities, you already sent me yours last month. -[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 20:23, 7 July 2013 (EDT)

== You can block, right? ==

If you can, please block 174.96.97.249 for heavily vandalizing the bob-omb article. {{User:Gonzales Kart Inc./sig}}

== Um... Awards month? The month before September? The only month without holidays in my state? August must be special in some way... ==

{{PipeWarning|August 10}}
{{User:Paper Yoshi/sig}} 00:14, 2 August 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom August Issue ==

{{criticwarning|August 10<sup>th</sup>}}
-[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 22:14, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom September Issue ==

{{criticwarning|September 14th<sup>th</sup>}}
-[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 08:33, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom October Issue ==

{{Criticwarning|October <sup>12</sup>}}
-[[User:Crocodile Dippy|Crocodile Dippy]] ([[User talk:Crocodile Dippy|talk]]) 18:54, 7 October 2013 (EDT)

== November ==

{{Shroomwarning|November 9<sup>th</sup>}}
:{{User:Super Mario Bros./sig}} 16:04, 2 November 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom November Issue ==

{{Criticwarning|November 9<sup>th</sup>}}
--[[User:Palkia47|Palkia47]] ([[User talk:Palkia47|talk]]) 16:39, 2 November 2013 (EDT)

== 'Shroom December Issue ==

{{Criticwarning|December 18th<sup>th</sup>}}

Because of my incompetence, I didn't get this warning out until the actual due date, so I've changed the due date for CC sections to the 18th. Please get them in! --[[User:Palkia47|Palkia47]] ([[User talk:Palkia47|talk]]) 22:49, 14 December 2013 (EST)

== Resignation ==

I am afraid I must resign from the 'Shroom until further notice. More info on [[User talk:Mr. Game & Watch#TO EVERYBODY WHO HAS CARED AND/OR WORRIED ABOUT MY SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE|my talk page]].<br>
It has been lots of fun writing for Fake News, and I hope I can do it again some day. {{User:Goomba/sig}} 05:19, 25 December 2013 (EST)

== Hi ==

Hi. want to be friends? from, soccer329

== Happy February Issue Or Something! ==

{{Criticwarning|February 8th}}

Definitely send it to Packy and not me, I'm just sending out the warnings because he's not around right now. - [[User:Turboo|Turboo]] ([[User talk:Turboo|talk]]) 18:23, 1 February 2014 (EST)

== A March subteam header of some sort! ==

{{Criticwarning|March 8th}}
Send it to Packy and not me; he's not around so I'm sending them out, is all. [[User:Superchao|Superchao]] ([[User talk:Superchao|talk]]) 11:27, 2 March 2014 (EST)

== I like Fake News ==

Just saying it that I really like the fake news section. Did I already told you that I really like the fake news section. (I mean really!) Just sayin'
[[File:Koopatrol sign.gif]][[User:Kamek the magikoopa|Kamek the magikoopa]][[File:Koopatrol sign.gif]] [[User talk:Kamek the magikoopa|talk]] 15:49, 11 March 2014 (EDT)

== Vandal ==

Hey MrConcreteDonkey, a few hours ago I was looking at the recent changes page, and saw someone had edited this page: [[Prism Prison]]. I forgot his name, but I wil edit this again and give it to you. In the trivia section, he had added something about peeing and pooping. I fixed it, and told [[User:Toa 95|Toa 95]], but I'm not sure he did anything. I saw nothing the vandal's talk page (it doesn't exist). I just wanted to tell you.

:76.110.166.123:


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[[User:KingKamek|King]][[User_talk:KingKamek|Kamek]]

== Editing team. ==

Want to join my editing team? More info on my user page. {{User:Joseph/sig}}

== I can't. ==

I can't get an account on fourm because of the blurry word. :( {{User:Joseph/sig}}

==Random question==

Do you like waffles? This isn't related to donkey from shrek. (it is)

== Issue XC: Fake News ==

Are you currently writing the Fake News section for the 100th issue of [[The 'Shroom:Main Page|The 'Shroom]]? <small>(I know you're director, right?)</small> {{User:MeerkatMario/sig}} 14:39, 21 September 2014 (EDT)