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:'''''Due to a new director please see [[User:Xzelion/Fake News sign-up]]'''''

Sign-up is now CLOSED.

== Job Positions (CLOSED) ==
== Main Writer ==
You will take my place. You know what to do. I don't have enough time these days. Anyone may sign -up, but I will choose the one who is most qualified.
#{{User:Xzelion/Signature}}
=== Image Composer #1 ===
#{{user:WarioLoaf/sig}} 00:46, 28 May 2007 (EDT)

=== Image Composer #2 ===
#{{User:Plumber/sig|I'll do my best!}}
=== Poll Creator ===
#{{User:Great Gonzo/sig}}
=== Travel Guide ===
#{{User:Monty Mole/sig}} Need a correspondent?

=== Cooking Guide ===
#[[User:HK-47|Hk]]
#[[User:Bottle Wizzerd|Bottle Wizzerd]] It's lovely that you used all of my ideas. ^_^

=== Ad Salesman ===
#{{User:Super paper luigi/sig}}- i can't do this alone!
#{{user:Dry Bones/sig|I says we need 2 ads, I can make on and you make one!}}

==Obituraries==
#{{User:Plumber/sig|I've always wanted to write this.}}

=== Interviewer ===
#{{USer:3dejong/sig|yay!}}

=== Wanted Poster ===
#[[User:Super mario97|Super mario97]]

== Suggestions ==
Just want to say that if a hard-working user signs up for each of these positions, this could easily become our best section on the 'Shroom. My only suggestion is to add a bit of satire/sarcasm &ndash; make the whole section intellectual overall too. {{User:Wayoshi/sig}} 02:58, 27 May 2007 (EDT)

Yeah, I try to do that. I write in a more fan fictionish style, but add a lot of sarcastic comments. I focused most of my humor into the interview this month. But hey, more writers equals more time to write main sections. That's why I have this sign-up sheet.<br><small>Sorry, but</small> [[User:Confused|<span style="color:Red;">I</span>]] [[User talk:Confused|<span style="color:Blue;">am</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Confused|<span style="color:Green;">Confused</span>]] 00:45, 28 May 2007 (EDT)

Question: How do I send my Shroom Sports section!?!?!? <big> '''[[:Image:KingSheet.PNG|Click here to see the universe.]]''' '''Super'''''[[User:Super Luigi 821|Luigi]]'''''821''''' '''''[[MC Ballyhoo|Oh you let the hat out of the bag, Big Top!]]''' </big>
:I just sent it to him and he added all the colors. {{User:Great Gonzo/sig}}

::Never mind <big> '''[[:Image:KingSheet.PNG|Click here to see the universe.]]''' '''Super'''''[[User:Super Luigi 821|Luigi]]'''''821''''' '''''[[MC Ballyhoo|Oh you let the hat out of the bag, Big Top!]]''' </big>
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