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by the Fake News Team</div>
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{{fakelink|You ever got the feeling we've being watched?|Now with minus 10 sections!}}

== Poll == 
by {{User:Stooben Rooben/sig}}
===Which do you think smells the worst?===
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Wario]]
*[[Poison Shroom]]
*[[Hooktail]]'s Feet
*[[Poop]]
*[[Inky Sauce]]

<big>[http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=3779.0 <font color=purple>VOTE NOW!</font>]</big>
== Travel Guide == 
by {{User|Yoshario}}

Did you ever want to get stomped on by [[Thwomp|angry rectangles with happy faces on them]] but didn't know where to go? Did you ever wonder what color lava is? Then come to Bowser's Castle, the best place in the Marioverse! (except everywhere else). This castle also serves as a race track, a tennis court, and a baseball stadium! Originally only accessable to Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Miis, Koopa Kids, Goombas, Paragoombas, Koopa-Troopas, Paratroopas, and pretty much everyone, the castle is now open to everyone! Our chefs make gourmet meals out of freshly cooked Mario. Vegeterian? Don't worry, our chefs will cook up some nice 8-bit mushroom soup. Come to Bowser's Castle, and you WON'T come out!

BTW: WE AREN'T TELLING YOU IF ITS BOWSERS CASTLE 1, 2, 3, or the one in SMRPG you have to find out yourself hahahahahah!

== Fake TV ==
by {{User|Ralphfan}}

So, are you disappointed we're in that slow period between the NFL and March Madness and the MLB?  Not to worry, there's soccer!  The [[Star Cup]] takes place at [[The Battle Dome]] and begins on February 20th!  Catch it all on {{fakelink|Toad TV}}!  This year's cup features 12 teams!  Last year's results are below:

{| style="text-align: center; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"
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!Team!!Record!!Place
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|[[Mario]]||7-1||2nd
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|[[Luigi]]||8-0||1st
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|[[Princess Peach|Peach]]||0-8||8th
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|[[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]||2-6||(tied for) 5th
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|[[Donkey Kong|DK]]||5-3||4th
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|[[Yoshi]]||6-2||3rd
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|[[Wario]]||2-6||(tied for) 5th
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|[[Waluigi]]||2-6||(tied for) 5th
|}

Who will win this year?


--WANTED-- by [[JDF33099]]

[[Wendy O. Koopa]] is an illegal pipe user!She is [[Bowser]]'s kid.Keep a look out!