Editing Phantom Returns

[[File:M+RSoH Roasting Rayman.jpg|thumb|Single artwork]]
"'''Phantom Returns'''"<ref name=soundtrack>''[[Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope – Post-Launch Compilation (Original Game Soundtrack)]]''</ref> is a song in the [[Rayman in the Phantom Show]] DLC of ''[[Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope]]''. It is sung by the [[Phantom (character)|Phantom]], who reveals his true colors when [[Rayman]], [[Rabbid Mario]], and [[Rabbid Peach]] arrive at his wrap party after helping to fix his sets. In the first act (named "Overture"),<ref name=soundtrack /> the Swingin' Phantom insults Rayman by telling him that he got eclipsed by the [[Rabbid]]s. In the third act (named "The Roast"),<ref name=soundtrack /> the Final Phantom insults the other heroes, mostly [[Beep-0]]. The song was composed by [[Grant Kirkhope]].<ref name=soundtrack />

A single titled '''''Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope: Roasting Rayman''''' was released digitally on September 15, 2023.<ref>@MarioRabbids (September 15, 2023). [https://twitter.com/MarioRabbids/status/1702713926264205579 Time to ShiiiiIIIIIiiiiine! The Phantom's finest hour has arrived! 🕺 A special new OST dedicated to this superstar is available on all platforms in 6 different languages! 🔊 ➡️ https://ubisoftmusic.ffm.to/roasting-rayman]. ''Twitter''. Retrieved September 16, 2023. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20230916171434/https://twitter.com/MarioRabbids/status/1702713926264205579 Archived] September 16, 2023, 17:14:34 UTC via Wayback Machine.)</ref> It includes both of the song's acts in English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, and Japanese and the instrumental.

==Lyrics==
<u>Underlined</u> lyrics are spoken and not sung. Lyrics in <span style=color:#963030>red</span> are sung by Rabbids.

===English===
====Act 1====
<i><u>Come-BACK? Hpmh - were you ever a THING, Rayman?</u><br>
Now! For the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?<br>
Rayman is a gangly goofy brainless hopeless eggplant!<br>
Leave it all to me...<br>
you're a setting star no one will see!<br>
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbid's company!<br>
Even your friendship with [[List of implied characters#Globox|Globox]] gets weaker<br>
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!<br>
Your punch is weak...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Weak! Weak!</span><br>
And your glide makes me sick...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Sick! Sick!</span><br>
Must be nice to be [[List of implied characters#Mr. Dark|Mr. Dark]]<br>
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!<br>
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids...<br>
Raymaaaaan!
</i>

====Act 3====
<i>
Beep-0... My old pal, so to say<br>
Spare me your insight 'cause you're never ever right!<br>
You'd be keener to be a vacuum cleaner<br>
You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun<br>
Heroes? You're copycats, you're zeroes!<br>
I can't take it anymore<br>
I'm sick of the lousy four<br>
The [[Rayman|eggplant]], the [[Rabbid Peach|socialite]], the [[Rabbid Mario|weakling]], and the [[Beep-0|bore]]...<br>
You'll never replace me...<br>
I'm the one the public adore!
</i>
</blockquote>

===French===
====Act 1====
{| class=wikitable
!French lyrics
!Translation
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<i><u>Un comeback ? Hmpf... As-tu seulement été célébré, Rayman ?</u><br>
Hey ! En avant les punchlines, tous les téléspectateurs !<br>
Rayman, monsieur Wowesh, est ce qu'on appelle un loser !<br>
Écoute-moi bien...<br>
Tu es une étoile sur le déclin.<br>
Sans surprise, on te fait de l'ombre, même les Lapins Crétins !<br>
Ta p'tite amitié avec Globox disparaît.<br>
Il n'en pouvait plus de l'odeur de tes pieds !<br>
Tes poings sont nazes...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Nazes ! Nazes !</span><br>
Et tes pouvoirs sont nazes...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Nazes ! Nazes !</span><br>
Et ton ennemi, Mr. Dark<br>
Va se détendre tous les jours au parc !<br>
Le roi des bananes, pantin des Lapins Crétins...<br>
...Raymaaaaan !
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<i><u>A comeback? Hmpf... Have you even been celebrated, Rayman?</u><br>
Hey! Onward to the punchlines, all viewers!<br>
Rayman, Mr. Wowesh, is what we call a loser!<br>
Listen to me carefully...<br>
You are a fading star.<br>
Unsurprisingly, you're overshadowed, even by the Rabbids!<br>
Your little friendship with Globox disappears.<br>
He couldn't stand the smell of your feet anymore!<br>
Your fists suck...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Suck! Suck!</span><br>
And your powers suck...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Suck! Suck!</span><br>
And your enemy, Mr. Dark<br>
Goes to relax every day at the park!<br>
The king of bananas, puppet of the Rabbids...<br>
...Raymaaaaan!
|}

====Act 3====
{| class=wikitable
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!Translation
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Beep-0ooo... Comme on dit, vieux poto.<br>
Oublie tes conseils, car c'est toujours du pipeau !<br>
Change de carrière, aspire la poussière.<br>
T'as une tête d'aspiro, robot pas rigolo.<br>
Héros ? Que des copieurs, des zéros !<br>
Je n'en puis plus, adieu.<br>
Aux quatre nuls, aux pouilleux<br>
À Wowesh, à la diva, petits-bras et au matheux...<br>
Le public n'aime que moi !<br>
On ne me remplacera pas !
|
Beep-0ooo... As they say, old pal.<br>
Forget your advice, because it's always lies!<br>
Change careers, suck up the dust.<br>
You have the head of a vacuum cleaner, unfunny robot.<br>
Hero? Only copiers, zeros!<br>
I can't take it anymore, goodbye.<br>
To the four losers, to the lousy<br>
To Wowesh, to the diva, to the little-arms and to the math guy...<br>
The public only loves me!<br>
I will not be replaced!
|}

===German===
====Act 1====
{| class=wikitable
!German lyrics
!Translation
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<i><u>ComeBACK? Ha! Warst du denn jemals IN, Rayman?</u><br>
Nun, ihr Millionen Leute, seid ihr auf mein Lied gespannt?<br>
Rayman ist 'ne Aubergine - kann nichts, weiß nichts, hirnverbrannt!<br>
Überlasst ihn mir!<br>
Die Bühne, die gehört nicht dir!<br>
Du bist nur ein kleines Licht, sogar die Rabbids sind beliebter hier!<br>
Selbst deine Freundschaft zu Globox geht baden,<br>
er kann den Turnschuh-Mief nicht mehr ertragen!<br>
Dein Schlag ist lahm!<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Lahm! Lahm!</span><br>
Und dein Gleiten so arm!<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Arm! Arm!</span><br>
Drum beneid' ich Mr. Dark,<br>
denn so einer wie du, der raubt niemandem den Schlaf!<br>
Hast keinen Fan, bist die ewig zweite Geige ...<br>
... Raymaaaan!
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<i><u>ComeBACK? Ha! Were you ever IN, Rayman?</u><br>
Now, you millions of people, are you excited for my song?<br>
Rayman is an eggplant - can't do anything, knows nothing, brain-dead!<br> 
Leave him to me!<br> 
The stage, it does not belong to you!<br>
You're just a small light, even the Rabbids are more popular here!<br>  
Even your friendship with Globox is going under,<br>
he can no longer stand the stench of sneakers!<br> 
Your punch is weak!<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Weak! Weak!</span><br> 
And your gliding so poor!<br> 
<span style=color:#963030>Poor! Poor!</span><br>
That's why I envy Mr. Dark,<br> 
because someone like you, doesn't rob anyone of their sleep!<br>  
You have no fans, you're the eternal second fiddle ...<br> 
... Raymaaaan!
|}

====Act 3====
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!Translation
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Beep-0ooo ... wie lang kennen wir uns jetzt schon?<br>
Tust immer so schlau, dabei weißt du ganz genau:<br>
Dir fehlt einfach der Zauber, taugst eher als Staubsauger!<br>
Siehst haargenau so aus, und quatschst zu viel - es ist ein Graus!<br>
Heeeldeeeeeen? Ihr habt doch nichts zu melden!<br>
Ich halte es nicht mehr aus,<br>
euch vier schmeiß' ich jetzt raus!<br>
Die Aubergine, die Diva, der Schwächling und der Narr -<br>
ihr habt keine Chance, denn ...<br>
... ich bin immer noch der wahrе Star!
|
Beep-0ooo ... how long have we known each other now?<br>
You always act so smart, yet you know full well:<br>
You simply lack the magic, you're more suited as a vacuum cleaner!<br>
You look exactly like one, and you talk too much - it's a horror!<br>
Heroes? You have nothing to say!<br>
I can't stand it anymore,<br>
I'm throwing you four out now!<br>
The eggplant, the diva, the weakling, and the fool -<br>
you stand no chance, because...<br>
... I am still the true star!
|}

===Italian===
====Act 1====
{| class=wikitable
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!Translation
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<i><u>RITORNO? Ah! Non che ci mancassi, Rayman!</u><br>
Via! Cari spettatori, la mia storia è un po' strana.<br>
Rayman è una tonta goffa sciocca melanzana!<br>
Lascia il palco a me...<br>
Sai questo show non fa per te!<br>
Certo che tu sparirai se coi Rabbids resterai!<br>
Anche il tuo amico Globox si è stufato.<br>
Quel tanfo è troppo, lui se n'è andato!<br>
Che pugno moscio...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Moscio!</span><br>
Che salto floscio...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Floscio!</span><br>
Che fortuna esser Mr. Dark.<br>
Senza pensieri e gatte da pelar!<br>
Ormai tutto è chiaro, il tuo ruolo è secondario...<br>
Raymaaaaaaan!
|
<i><u>RETURN? Ah! Not that we missed you, Rayman!</u><br>
Let's go! Dear spectators, my story is a bit strange.<br>
Rayman is a clumsy, silly, foolish eggplant!<br>
Leave the stage to me...<br>
You know this show is not for you!<br>
Surely you will disappear if you stay with the Rabbids!<br>
Even your friend Globox has had enough.<br>
That stench is too much, he's gone!<br>
What a limp punch...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Limp!</span><br>
What a weak jump...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Weak!</span><br>
What luck to be Mr. Dark.<br>
Without worries and troubles!<br>
Now everything is clear, your role is secondary...<br>
Raymaaaaaaan!
|}

====Act 3====
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!Translation
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Beep-0... amico mio, che fai?<br>
Sempre torto hai e faville non ne fai!<br>
Sei noioso, monotono, tedioso.<br>
Aspirapolvere che sputa chiacchiere!<br>
Eroi? Siete una farsa, voi!<br>
Oh no! Non ne posso più.<br>
Quei quattro non mando giù!<br>
Lo strambo, l'influencer, baffotto e noioso...<br>
Voi non siete degni...<br>
Merito dal pubblico amor!<br>
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Beep-0... my friend, what are you doing?<br>
You are always wrong and you don't make any [[Spark (Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope)|spark]]s!<br>
You are boring, monotonous, tedious.<br>
Vacuum cleaner that spits out chatter!<br>
Heroes? You're a farce!<br>
Oh no! I can not stand it anymore.<br>
I can't stand those four!<br>
The weirdo, the influencer, the mustachioed and the boring/annoying one...<br>
You are not worthy...<br>
Worthy of the audience love!<br>
|}

===Spanish===
====Act 1====
{| class=wikitable
!Spanish lyrics
!Translation
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<i><u>¿De vuelta? Pff, ¿y quién te esperaba, Rayman?</u><br>
¡Sí! Señoras y señores, ¿preparados para el show?<br>
¡Rayman, fea berenjena, sucia traicionera!<br>
¡Permíteme decir:<br>
se apagó tu estela, llegó tu fin!<br>
¡Perdiste el trono, son los Rabbids los reyes del lugar!<br>
¡Se han dado cuenta, de tu enorme fracaso!<br>
¡Te ha delatado tu apestoso zapato!<br>
Golpeas mal...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>¡Mal! ¡Mal!</span><br>
y eres ruin...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>¡Ruin! ¡Ruin!</span><br>
La paz se siente y sonríe la gente<br>
al verte caer de tu propio pedestal<br>
Terminó tu racha, eclipsado por los Rabbids.<br>
¡Raymaaaan!
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<i><u>Back again? Pff, and who was waiting for you, Rayman?</u><br>
Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, ready for the show?<br>
Rayman, ugly eggplant, dirty traitor!<br>
Allow me to say:<br>
your trail has faded, your end has come!<br>
You lost the throne, the Rabbids are the kings of the place!<br>
They have realized, your enormous failure!<br>
Your stinky shoe has betrayed you!<br>
You hit badly...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Bad! Bad!</span><br>
and you are vile...<br>
<span style=color:#963030>Vile! Vile!</span><br>
Peace is felt and people smile<br>
seeing you fall from your own pedestal<br>
Your streak is over, eclipsed by the Rabbids.<br>
Raymaaaan!
|}

====Act 3====
{| class=wikitable
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!Translation
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Beep-0ooo, amigo, escúchame.<br>
Es mejor que te calles, te equivocas sin cesaaaar.<br>
Sé que añoras ser una aspiradora.<br>
Traga polvo, anda, y no des la lata más.<br>
¿Héroeees? ¡Don nadies engreídos!<br>
No puedo aguantar más,<br>
no dejáis de molestar.<br>
La berenjena, la selfis, el flojo y el tostón.<br>
No podréis conmigo.<br>
¡Todos me aman de corazóóóóóóóóón!
|
Beep-0ooo, friend, listen to me.<br>
It's better if you keep quiet, you're constantly wrong.<br>
I know you long to be a vacuum cleaner.<br>
Go on, suck up dust, and don't bother us anymore.<br>
Heroes? Just conceited nobodies!<br>
I can't take it anymore,<br>
you just keep annoying.<br>
The eggplant, the selfies, the lazy one, and the bore.<br>
You won't defeat me.<br>
Everyone loves me with all their heart!
|}

==External links==
*[https://ubisoftmusic.ffm.to/roasting-rayman Feature.fm Smart Link]
*[https://open.spotify.com/album/4T11xaUF9iOizga87T8z74 Spotify]
*[https://geo.itunes.apple.com/album/1706598026 Apple Music]
*[https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0CHN6NJR8 Amazon Music]
*[https://www.deezer.com/album/485696825 Deezer]
*[https://tidal.com/browse/album/315289212 Tidal]
*[https://soundcloud.com/grant-kirkhope-official/sets/mario-rabbids-sparks-of-hope-3 Soundcloud]
*[https://open.qobuz.com/album/cl8rjspcxb1nb Qobuz]
*[https://youtu.be/ORCfyg5fkrk YouTube] (multi-language music video)

==References==
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