Editing Microphone

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{{character-infobox
|image=[[File:Microbuffer.png]]
|first_appearance=''[[Donkey Kong 64]]'' ([[List of games by date#1999|1999]]) 
|portrayed_by=Kevin Bayliss{{ref needed}}
}}
{{quote2|Layyydies and gentlemen! Welcome to the main event of the game!|Microbuffer|[[Donkey Kong 64]]}}
'''Microbuffer''' is a microphone with blue eyes, a mustache, and a tuxedo in ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''. It is a spoof of the real-world boxing announcer {{wp|Michael Buffer}}. It introduces [[King K. Rool|K. Rool]] and the [[Kong]]s in the final boss fight, gives very dramatic descriptions for each Kong and moves around by hopping. The Microbuffer seems to be a functioning microphone all on its own. 

==Introductions==
*'''[[Donkey Kong]]''' - "Weighing in at a solid 800 lbs, I give you the prime primate..."
*'''[[Diddy Kong]]''' - "And now making his way into the ring, it's the champ of chimps..."
*'''[[Lanky Kong]]''' - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
*'''[[Tiny Kong]]''' - "Hailing all the way from [[Donkey Kong Island|DK Isles]], it's the girl with the whirl..."
*'''[[Chunky Kong]]''' - "Tipping the scales at a mighty 2000 lbs, he's the hard hitting..."

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