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The '''Mario Press Conference'''<ref> | The '''Mario Press Conference'''<ref>KaizerKaiju π¦ (February 8, 2011). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sYvNtjXRI Mario Sports Mix Press Conference]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved April 28, 2023.</ref> is an interview featuring [[Mario]], who announces and promotes the game ''[[Mario Sports Mix]]''. The interview was part of a greater United States advertisement campaign for ''Mario Sports Mix'', centered around a fictional news program of the same name with two hosts: a male [[Mii]] named Miichael, and a female Mii named Miimi.<ref>vini64 (December 22, 2020). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHFyi3kj4jU Mario Sports Mix - Commercials collection]. ''YouTube''. Retrieved April 28, 2023.</ref> | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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'''Miichael:''' "So, let's get right to itβwe hear you have a big announcement to make. Sir, the world is waiting with bated breath." | '''Miichael:''' "So, let's get right to itβwe hear you have a big announcement to make. Sir, the world is waiting with bated breath." | ||
'''Mario:''' "Well, a-Miichael, first, I'm-a want to say, thank you very much for everyone who made this-a moment possible. The [[Princess Peach|Princess-a Peach]], my right | '''Mario:''' "Well, a-Miichael, first, I'm-a want to say, thank you very much for everyone who made this-a moment possible. The [[Princess Peach|Princess-a Peach]], my right hand man [[Luigi]], and the best adviser in the business, [[Toad]]. So, starting today, I'm-a super-duper excited to be taking my talents to the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] in my new game, ''Mario Sports Mix''. Woo-hoo!" | ||
(Applause can be heard.) | (Applause can be heard.) | ||
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'''Mario:''' "Well, you know what they say: Keep-a you friends-a close and you enemies-a closer! But-a, they also say, if-a you enemy is a gigantic-a spiky creature, who breathes-a the fire, keep him-a super-duper close! Ha ha!" | '''Mario:''' "Well, you know what they say: Keep-a you friends-a close and you enemies-a closer! But-a, they also say, if-a you enemy is a gigantic-a spiky creature, who breathes-a the fire, keep him-a super-duper close! Ha ha!" | ||
'''Miichael:''' "Ha ha ha! Well played, sir, well played, indeed. In the new game, people can get their | '''Miichael:''' "Ha ha ha! Well played, sir, well played, indeed. In the new game, people can get their [[Mii]]s into the action and play against you. How have you fared against this new competition?" | ||
'''Mario:''' "Well, they don't-a call me Super Mario for nothing! Usually, I'm-a the winner! Hee hee!" | '''Mario:''' "Well, they don't-a call me Super Mario for nothing! Usually, I'm-a the winner! Hee hee!" | ||
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'''Miichael:''' "Ahhh... So, this game features a wide cast of characters, including some of your best buds and fiercest foes. Talk about going head-to-head with them." | '''Miichael:''' "Ahhh... So, this game features a wide cast of characters, including some of your best buds and fiercest foes. Talk about going head-to-head with them." | ||
'''Mario:''' "Well, you know how it is. You always want to play with the best-a, and these guys gave me the best-a challenge. Mama mia! I get a little tired time and time again, one-upping the competition. Just the other day, I was-a talking with-a [[Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong-a]], and he said, ''(imitates Donkey Kong)'' 'Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!'" | '''Mario:''' "Well, you know how it is. You always want to play with the best-a, and these guys gave me the best-a challenge. Mama mia! I get a little tired time and time again, one-upping the competition. Just the other day, I was-a talking with-a [[Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong-a]], and he said, ''(imitates Donkey Kong)'' 'Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!'" | ||
'''Miichael:''' "Well put. I think we can all relate. By the way, I've noticed you admiring my mustache." | '''Miichael:''' "Well put. I think we can all relate. By the way, I've noticed you admiring my mustache." | ||
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'''Miichael:''' "Boom-boom-boom, ha ha! I like it. You've knocked countless flying [[Koopa Paratroopa]]s from the air, stomped the daylights out of millions of [[Goomba]]s, [[Super Mario Galaxy|soared the galaxy]] ([[Super Mario Galaxy 2|twice]]), [[Mario Kart (series)|raced]] across Mushroom Kingdom, and now have your own multi-sport blockbuster. What do you consider your greatest achievement?" | '''Miichael:''' "Boom-boom-boom, ha ha! I like it. You've knocked countless flying [[Koopa Paratroopa]]s from the air, stomped the daylights out of millions of [[Goomba]]s, [[Super Mario Galaxy|soared the galaxy]] ([[Super Mario Galaxy 2|twice]]), [[Mario Kart (series)|raced]] across Mushroom Kingdom, and now have your own multi-sport blockbuster. What do you consider your greatest achievement?" | ||
'''Mario:''' "Well, I would have to say, that on all of these adventures-a, it's-a not about the [[Star]]s you collect-a, the trophies you win-a, the amount of [[Mushroom]]s you consume-a, or even the | '''Mario:''' "Well, I would have to say, that on all of these adventures-a, it's-a not about the [[Star]]s you collect-a, the trophies you win-a, the amount of [[Mushroom]]s you consume-a, or even the Yoshis you ride-a. It really, at the end of the day, is all about-a the friend-ses you make-a, the lives-a you touch-a, eh-" | ||
'''Miichael:''' ''(Sobs, holds tissues to his eyes)'' "Beautiful." Β | '''Miichael:''' ''(Sobs, holds tissues to his eyes)'' "Beautiful." Β | ||
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'''Miichael:''' "If we might switch gears, Brian from {{wp|Cleveland}} asks: 'What is your idea of perfect happiness?'" | '''Miichael:''' "If we might switch gears, Brian from {{wp|Cleveland}} asks: 'What is your idea of perfect happiness?'" | ||
'''Mario:''' "Well, this might-a sound-a kinda strange, Miichael, but uh, I'm-a have a vision of this-a beautiful-a [[? Block|Question Mark-a Box-a]], and I punch it, and a fantastic [[1-Up Mushroom|1-Up-a Mushroom]] pops-a out-a... I hit it again! And another! And again! And again! And again! And again! Oh-ho! I can go on saving the princess forever! Hee hee!" | '''Mario:''' "Well, this might-a sound-a kinda strange, Miichael, but uh, I'm-a have a vision of this-a beautiful-a [[? Block|Question Mark-a Box-a]], and I punch it, and a fantastic [[1-Up Mushroom|1-Up-a Mushroom]] pops-a out-a... I hit it again! And another! And again! And again! And again! And again! Oh-ho! I can go on saving the princess forever! Hee hee!" | ||
'''Miichael:''' "A true wonder. We should all be so lucky. Libby P. tweets: 'So let's talk uniform. What kind of uniform will we see you in?'" | '''Miichael:''' "A true wonder. We should all be so lucky. Libby P. tweets: 'So let's talk uniform. What kind of uniform will we see you in?'" | ||
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'''Mario:''' "Ooh! My monster fire slam?" | '''Mario:''' "Ooh! My monster fire slam?" | ||
'''Miichael:''' "I think we have a clip. Do, uh | '''Miichael:''' "I think we have a clip. Do, uh- do we- do we have a clip? We do. Alright, let's take a peek." | ||
(A clip of Mario performing his [[ | (A clip of Mario performing his [[Mario Sports Mix#All-around characters|special shot]] from the opening of ''Mario Sports Mix'' plays.) | ||
'''Miichael:''' ''(Stunned)'' | '''Miichael:''' ''(Stunned)'' | ||
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'''Miichael:''' ''(Imitating a train)'' "Toot toot! Aaaaamazing!" Β | '''Miichael:''' ''(Imitating a train)'' "Toot toot! Aaaaamazing!" Β | ||
(The "[[Hurry Up]]" jingle from ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' plays.) | (The "[[:File:Hurry_up_SMB.oga|Hurry Up]]" jingle from ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' plays.) | ||
'''Miichael:''' "Well, it sounds like we're running short on time, so we'll leave you with this one last question. We've talked at length about your exciting new ''Mario Sports Mix'' game. We've laughed, we've cried..." | '''Miichael:''' "Well, it sounds like we're running short on time, so we'll leave you with this one last question. We've talked at length about your exciting new ''Mario Sports Mix'' game. We've laughed, we've cried..." | ||
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'''Miimi:''' "Well, there you have it! A truly historical announcement, sure to shake Mushroom Kingdom to its core. The ''Mario Sports Mix'' era is upon us! Thanks for tuning in!" | '''Miimi:''' "Well, there you have it! A truly historical announcement, sure to shake Mushroom Kingdom to its core. The ''Mario Sports Mix'' era is upon us! Thanks for tuning in!" | ||
==External links== | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sYvNtjXRI Mario Press Conference on YouTube] | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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[[Category:Mario Sports Mix|*]] | [[Category:Mario Sports Mix|*]] |