Editing List of Wrinkly Kong quotes

This is a list of quotes said by [[Wrinkly Kong]].

==''[[Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]]''==
===Story intro (GBA version)===
*''"I thought we'd seen the last of that old rascal."''

===First meeting===
*''"Hello, dearies. I'm Mrs. Wrinkly Kong, headmistress here at [[Kong Kollege]]."''
*''"I'm available to teach courses on how to play this game, or you can just pop in when you want to save your little old game. Now then, how can I help you?"'' (SNES version)
*''"I'm available to teach courses on how to play this game."'' (GBA version)
*''"Use ↑ and ↓ on the {{button|gba|pad}} between the options on my menu."'' (GBA version)
*''"Now then, how can I help you?"'' (GBA version)

===Entering Kong Kollege===
*''"Well! Just look at those sums those [[Kremling]]s have done. Disgraceful!"''
*''"Come on in and sit down, children. I'm sure all that running around has made you tired."''
*''"When you see [[King K. Rool#Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Kaptain K. Rool]], can you ask him if he has done his homework?"''
*''"Have you been to see my husband [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]]? He complains a little, but he does know everything about this island."''
*''"You're looking a little weary dear. Would you like to save your game?"''
*''"I hope you're better behaved than those reptiles. Why, I even caught one sharpening his sword in class yesterday!"''
*''"Hurry along! School is nearly finished! You need to study a little more if you're going to beat the Kremlings!"''
*''"Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."''
*''"Those naughty crocodiles! All they want to learn is how to fight and squash monkeys, Tsk!"''

===Advice===
====Gangplank Galleon====
*''"A gold coin with a bunch of bananas on it, collect these and spend them in the various Kong Family locations found throughout the island."'' (about Banana Coins)
*''"Press the {{button|snes|B}} Button to swim. Pressing Up or Down on the directional keypad while swinging or floating will affect the speed that you sink or swim."'' (about swimming)
*''"Jump on the target to finish the level. If you jump from a sufficient height, you will win the displayed prize."'' (about the End of Level Target)
*''"Press and hold the {{button|snes|A}} button to power him up, then release it for his Supercharge. Use this to destroy enemies and break open hidden doors!"'' (about Rambi's Supercharge)
*''"When you have both characters, press the {{button|snes|A}} button to team up. You can throw your partner to defeat enemies and reach inaccessible features. Press {{button|snes|A}} again to split up."'' (about Team Up)
*''"Throw Krow's eggs back at him. He won't like it!"'' (about Krow)

====Crocodile Cauldron====
*''"To make your snake buddy jump in mid air, walk off an edge and press the jump button as he falls."'' (about Rattly)
*''"Press and hold the {{button|snes|Y}} button when you are on the ropes and you will climb up and down them faster than normal."'' (about climb in ropes)
*''"Collect all four of these on a level to earn an extra life!"'' (about KONG letters)
*''"To create a web platform, press the {{button|snes|A}} button or either of the top {{button|L}} and {{button|R}}. Press the button again to stop the web and form a platform in the desired position."'' (about Squitter's web platforms)
*''"For every bonus level complete, you will get one of these. Collect a lot and you can use then at Klubba's Kiosk."'' (about Kremkoins)
*''"When you hit Kleever, quickly get across to the other side before he gets angry."'' (about Kleever)

====Krem Quay====
*''"Jump in these to transform into the animal shown on the side of the barrel."'' (about Animal Barrels)
*''"If you hold the jump button down while jumping on an enemy, you will bounce higher and further than normal."'' (about jumping on enemies)
*''"There are three types. Red is worth 1 life, Green is worth 2 lives and the rare Blue balloon is worth 3 lives!"'' (about Extra Lives Balloons)
*''"Press the {{button|snes|A}} button to power him up, then release it to access normally unreachable areas."'' (about Rattly's Superjump)
*''"A very large coin with 'DK' on it, each level has one, cunningly hidden by Cranky. Collect these to increase your status as a video game hero."'' (about DK Coins)
*''"When Kudgel lands, he'll shake the screen and immobilize you! Be careful!"'' (about Kudgel)

====Krazy Kremland====
*''"Doors are hidden on the sides of walls and can be broken into by throwing objects at them or using your animal buddies."'' (about secret doors)
*''"Press {{button|snes|Y}} to roll off and edge, then press {{button|snes|B}} to jump as you fall. You can increase your jumping distance this way."'' (about the roll jump)
*''"Destroy the small Zinger and his drones quickly, or they'll reappear after a while."'' (about King Zing)

====Gloomy Gulch====
*''"Walls that look solid could contain secret passages that you can use to access hidden areas or shortcuts."'' (about secret passages)
*''"Each level has between one and three of these. Complete all the bonuses on a level to gain 1%."'' (about Bonus Areas)
*''"Jump on the different colored Mini-Neckys to gain the necessary objects to fight the ghost of Krow."'' (about Kreepy Krow)

====K. Rool's Keep====
*''"Finding these aren't necessary but they will be useful if you can. Items become visible when you touch them."'' (about invisible items)
*''"Press the {{button|snes|A}} button to power him up, then release it for his Superstab. Use this to break open hidden door!"'' (about Enguarde's Superstab)

====The Flying Krock====
*''"All but one of my lessons are useful in your quest."''
*''"Make sure you have plenty of lives!!"'' (about Kaptain K. Rool)

===Advice (GBA version)===
*''"You want a homework project, do you? You are good children. Well, I have the very thing."''
*''"Here, take this empty book. I want you to fill it with pictures of all the strange creatures you encounter."''
*''"How do you get the pictures? Well, it is simple. Just look out for any bad guys with a camera above their heads."''
*''"When you defeat them, you will be awarded a picture. I have heard there are also a few cameras lying around on the levels, just waiting to be picked up."''
*''"For each page you fill with pictures, I will give you one of these strange [[Hero Coin]]s that [[Cranky Kong|my husband]] left lying around."''
*''"You haven't got enough pictures to fill a page yet. Come back when you have gained more pictures."''

===Not enough [[Banana Coin]]s===
*''"My, that is a lot isn't it? Try to find some more tokens."''
*''"Oh dearie me! That's not quite enough, is it?"''
*''"Oh dear, I'm afraid you'll need a few more for that."''
*''"Education is not chap these days. I'm sure you'll find a few more tokens if you look!"''
*''"Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."''
*''"Sorry dear, but I've got to pay for a new blackboard."''

===Leaving Kong Kollege===
*''"Don't be a stranger now."''
*''"Try to make it to my next class."''
*''"Come back if you've got any problems now."''
*''"Goodbye, dearies."''
*''"Good luck, children."''
*''"Take care, dearies."''
*''"I'll be here if you need me."''
*''"Be careful now, Kongs."''

==''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!]]''==
*"''Hello there, it's me - Mrs. Wrinkly Kong!''"
*"''I've found life too hectic at [[Kong Kollege|school]] with all those naughty [[Kremling]]s pestering me all the time!''"
*"''If you need to save your game, Dixie, call here any time...''"
*"''...and I'll record your progress on my new vid-me-whatsit machine for you!''"
*"''I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time! So I have decided to find my inner self''"
*"''It's so relaxing here. Although it still seems like something is missing. Perhaps you can help?''"
*"''Hello, Kongs, how can I help you today?''"
*"''If you bump into [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]], tell him to stop wasting his money on [[Swanky Kong|Swanky]]'s bonus games.''"
*"''If you catch up with Cranky, tell him he still owes me my housekeeping money!''"
*"''Have you seen Cranky on your travels? He ate all of my fresh cookies!''"
*"''If you spot Cranky on your travels, tell him his dinner's gone cold.''"
*"''Have you seen my glasses, Kongs? I put them down somewhere, but I can't remember where!''"
*"''Make sure you wipe your feet and wash your hands before saving your game, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs.''"
*"''When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!''"
*"''What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Which channel is that on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?''"
*"''What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Can't help you, sorry.''"
*"''It's good to have a visit from you, Kongs! All you ever see on television these days is repeats!''"
*"''Hurry up and save your game, Kongs, I'm late for my Bingo!''"
*"''Memblesh. Mammble Schwerble. Sorry, Kongs, I've just had my new teeth fitted.''"
*"''How do you like my new hairdo, Kongs? I've just had a new banana rinse.''"
*"''All these new fangled toys you play with these days. In my day we had a box and a stick... and we'd be happy!''"
*"''You're looking tired, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs - put your feet up and save your game.''"
*"''It's looking cold out there today, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. I hope you've wrapped up warm.''"
*"''What was that? You'd like to change your name? Oh, sorry! I misheard - you want to SAVE your game!''"
*"''What was that? Why don't I use my hearing aid? If I do that then the batteries will run down, silly!''"
*"''Do keep a lookout for any banana birds - they're ever such nice company.''"
*"''Your banana birds are very well behaved, I don't hear a peep out of them.''"
*"''I love this bird that you've found! It's an energetic little thing, isn't it?''"
*"''These birds are such good company, unlike my wretched husband Cranky.''"
*"''Aren't you going to give your favorite relative a good-bye kiss?''"
*"''Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm exercising!''"
*"''Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm meditating!''"
*"''All you ever seem to do in these games is shoot this or jump on that. Why don't they make games about knitting?''"
*"''I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!''"
*"''Ssshhhhh, Dixie! I'm on my last life, and you're breaking my concentration!''"
*"''Can you help, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I can't get off this level - and I've been playing it for weeks!''"
*"''Bye-bye, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Try to find some of those nice banana birds!''"
*"''So, you've defeated K.Rool have you? I'm very proud of you - that's very nice!''"
*"''You know, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, since you've been away, I think these bird are beginning to get a little restless. Is there by any chance you can find out where they want to go? If you need help exploring, try asking Funky!''"
*"''My word, they seem very excited! It looks as if they want to take you for a ride!''"
*"''Go on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, don't worry about your boat - I'll get Cranky to fetch it for you!''"

==''[[Donkey Kong Land III]]''==
*"''Why, if it isn't [[Donkey Kong|Donkey]] - or is it [[Funky Kong|Funky]]? No, [[Diddy Kong|Diddy]]!''"
*"''Tea's ready - I'll save your game while you drink it.''"
*"''Keep an eye out for those Kremlings.''"

==''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''==
===First meeting===
*''"Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong."''
*''"My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles."''
*''"I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas."''
*''"You can come and see me wherever you see my face."''
*''"Don't be shy now, dearies."''

===Jungle Japes===
*''"Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches."'' (Yellow door)
*''"Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area."'' (Red door)
*''"Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!"'' (Blue door)
*''"Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump."'' (Purple door)
*''"X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight."'' (Green door)

===Angry Aztec===
*''"Free the [[llama]] by completing Donkey's blast barrel course."'' (Yellow door)
*''"Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden surprises."'' (Red door)
*''"Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple."'' (Blue door)
*''"Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs."'' (Purple door)
*''"Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start."'' (Green door)

===Frantic Factory===
*''"Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life."'' (Yellow door)
*''"Cranky's [[Simian Spring]] will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks."'' (Red door)
*''"Lanky's [[OrangStand]] will get Chunky standing back on solid ground."'' (Blue door)
*''"Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box."'' (Purple door)
*''"Test the strength of K. Rool gates with Chunky's [[Primate Punch]]."'' (Green door)

===Gloomy Galleon===
*''"After releasing the seal, you'll find him waiting for DK over by Candy."'' (Yellow door)
*''"When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!"'' (Red door)
*''"Jump through the star with Enguarde and the treasure trove opens!"'' (Blue door)
*''"Dive down to the submarine near Funky and see if Tiny can find a way inside."'' (Purple door)
*''"Chunky doesn't need a key to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab."'' (Green door)

===Fungi Forest===
*''"21132 is a number that DK might find useful."'' (Yellow door)
*''"Take an aerial trip to the top of the giant mushroom with Diddy."'' (Red door)
*''"The banana colors will give Lanky a clue in one of his rooms at the top of the giant mushroom."'' (Blue door)
*''"Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark."'' (Purple door)
*''"Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!"'' (Green door)

===Crystal Caves===
*''"Match the pictures with DK in his cabin near Candy."'' (Yellow door)
*''"If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed."'' (Red door)
*''"Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle."'' (Blue door)
*''"Tiny will need the [[Monkeyport]] before she can get the banana under the igloo."'' (Purple door)
*''"Chunky will have a smashing time with the ice walls."'' (Green door)

===Creepy Castle===
*''"Pull the levers bottom left, top right, and top left in reverse order to open the way for DK."'' (Yellow door)
*''"Exorcise the ballroom, then light the candles with Diddy."'' (Red door)
*''"Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower."'' (Blue door)
*''"Get Tiny inside the ballroom then Monkeyport into the museum."'' (Purple door)
*''"If all else fails, get Chunky to punch it."'' (Green door)

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