Editing List of Wendy O. Koopa quotes

This is a list of quotes by [[Wendy O. Koopa]].

==Games==
===''[[Mario is Missing! (PC)|Mario is Missing!]]'' (PC)===
*"''Hey, how 'bout a kiss, Luigi-kins? No kiss? Then no brother!''"
*"''Big deal, one Portal locked. Return all the artifacts you want, Luigi-pie, WE'LL STEAL MORE!''"
*"''Let's hug and make up, Luigi baby. Wendy wants violets, not smelly old [[Fire Flower|fire flowers]].''"

===''Super Mario'' series===
====''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]''====
*''"Huh? Ha! Re-hee-hee-hee!"'' 

====''[[New Super Mario Bros. U]]''====
*"''Nya nya nya nya nya!''"

===''[[Mario Kart 8]]''===
*"''Hello!''"
*"''Hi!''" (when performing a stunt)
*"''Yahoo!''" (when performing a stunt)
*"''Watcha!''" (when performing a stunt)
*"''Yessaaah!''" (when airborne)
*"''Yippee! Wow!''" (winning 1st place)
*"''Whoa! Ha ha ha!''" (winning 1st place)
*"''Yeah! Whoa-ho!''" (winning 1st place)
*"''Ha ha! Yeah!"'' (getting 2nd - 6th place)
*"''Whyyy?!"'' (getting 7th - 12th place)

===''Mario & Luigi'' series===
====''[[Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam]]''====
*"''Got the wind knocked out of your sails, didn’t you?''"
*"''Guess that's the end of them. Well, that was easy!''"
*"''Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own.''"
*"''You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate.''"
*"''Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?''"
*"''Stupid [[Larry Koopa|Larry]]! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!''"
*"''We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see...''"

====''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions]]''====
*"''Go on, try [[Mario|your]] best! It won’t be enough.''"
*"''[[Goomba|You]] normally just pop out of the ground and get stomped, right? I wonder why Lord Bowser even keeps you worms around.''"
*"''Let’s be real. I always play the biggest part in our schemes.''"
*"''Unacceptable! We’d better go and save the day!''"
*"''Huh? The culprit’s already been defeated?''"
*"''SAY WHAT?!''"
*"''We’re the almighty Koopalings! How is this happening… If we don’t do something quick, we’ll be laughing stocks!''"
*"''Lord Bowser? Kidnapped? Don’t be ridiculous!''"
*"''Keep your lousy magic away from me!''"
*"''Hello, boys. Did you come all the way here just to see little ol’ me?'"
*"''I’m no fool, you know. I’ve heard ALL about [[Captain Goomba (Mario & Luigi series)|your]] little adventure. Rumor has it you went and stabbed poor Iggy and Larry in the back…''"
*"''Did you say something, worm?! In any case, you’re too late. Soon, this whole place will be a private beach just for Lord [[Fawful]] and me! If you guys so much as sneeze funny, it’s not gonna end well for you.''"
*"''W-wait a second! What is WITH [[lagoon-dweller|you weirdos]]! AHAHAHA! No, stop! That tickles!''"
*"''Huh? Those guys… I thought they arrived with some Koopa Troopas.''"
*"''Hmph. Fine then. All that matters is that I’m the guaranteed winner of this contest!''"
*"''I’ll prove I’m the most beastly beauty on the beach! All will bow down before me! Then everything on this beach will belong to Lord Fawful and me… Teehee! Just thinking about it fills my heart with girlish glee!''"
*"''WAIT! What’s going on here?! I thought the Chargin’ Chuck Brigade was guaranteed to win!!''"
*"''IDIOT! Now I have no choice but to fix this myself! The plan was for me to walk away with an easy win… But now I’ll just have to smash that Goomba Squad into jelly!''"
*"''Hmph! You got lucky when you beat Iggy and Larry! I, however, won’t show mercy. Prepare to be black and blue!''"
*"''I’ll finish this neatly with a trusty Bob-omb!''"
*"''NOOO! How could this happen?!''"
*"''Huh? Are you serious?! What’s [[Captain Goomba (Mario & Luigi series)|your]] PROBLEM?''"
*"''I hope you know that this whole time… I’ve been going easy on you!''"
*"''We lost. US! The mighty Koopalings! It’s so wrong it’s almost funny.''"
*"''Wow. You really think that Goomba’s the real deal, don’t you?''"
*"''Bahaha… [[Roy Koopa|You]]’re the worst!''"

====''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]''====
*"''All right, what did [[Roy Koopa|you]] do with all those [[Blorbs|blorbed]] Goombas?''" 
*"''Right. And to think, [[Bowser Jr.|he]]’s just goofing off with those Goombas during an emergency. And when it’s been so dusty around here!''" 
*"''Yeah, but for now we still report to Bowser. Do you remember what he said the other day?''" 
*"''Hold on just a second, Roy…''" 
*"''I know it’s crazy, but… What if [[Best Fitness Friends|their]] products DO have an effect on the blorbs?''" 
*"''All right, Lord Junior. It’s [[Iggy Koopa|OUR]] turn.''" 
*"''We’ve been here the whole time! Get [[Roy Koopa|your]] lenses checked, fool!''" 
*"''Hmph! That’s one less fool for me to deal with. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. LET’S DO THIS!''" 
*"''Spill it, Ludwig. What’s going on?''" 
*"''Why would you think that? Besides, we left Lemmy [[Bowser's Castle|back there]]. He can manage a few blorbed Goombas, can’t he?''" 
*"''You sure you feeling OK? You’re not about to blorb out on us, are you?''"
*"''WHAT?! No, that’s totally not OK!''"
*"''I KNEW IT!''"
*"''Ooh! This is NOT happening!''"
*"''Ludwig? Ludwig! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!''"
*"''Yeah, right. Did [[Shy Guy|you]] hit your head, honey?''"
*"''Ludwig was feeling the same way, right before he ran off to who knows where. But if you ask me? You guys are losing it.''"
*"''[[Roy Koopa|You]] heard [[Bowser Jr.|the kid]]. Let’s get going.''"
*"''Riiiiight. That’s definitely a factor. But didn’t it also help that Morton stepped in to protect [[Bowser Jr.|you]]?''" 
*"''We JUST got here. Patience is a virtue, honey.''" 
*"''I don’t think [[Wiggler|you]] understand. We need the Giga-carrot! Do you have that?''"
*"''No kidding. But for now, let’s leave him to his carrot obsession and keep moving.''" 
*"''Roy, stop. Let’s all just calm down.''" 
*"''What do [[Kaley|you]] want?''"
*"''All right, she’s hysterical, but we should probably check it out.''"
*"''Lord Junior… I know you’re in charge, but not even your dad talks to us like that…''" 
*"''Yeah… Let’s go.''" 
*"''Lord Junior… You sure you’re OK?''"
*"''Wake up!''" 
*"''Shut up! They’ll hear [[Lemmy Koopa|you]]!''" 
*"''What’s that rumbling?''" 
*"''C’mon, let’s get out of here. We need to find a safe place and regroup… And then track down Lord Bowser and Lord Junior.''"
*"''This way! Let’s go.''" 
*"''Hey! What are [[Dieter|you]] trying to pull?''" 
*"''Just wait ‘til I get outta [[Barrel|here]]…''" 
*"''Aaugh! I’m gonna be sick!''"
*"''Oh, honey…[[Beef|you]] better not do that again!''"
*"''…just….trying…not to get sick. HURRP!''"
*"''Ugh…[[Dieter|you]]’re such a weirdo!''" 
*"''Lord Junior! Forget about me… Take these guys out!''"
*"''Thank you, Minions!''" 
*"''…Did [[Captain Koopa Troopa|you]] really just say that?''" 
*"''Does this look like open mic night?''"
*"''Put me back in the dang barrel.''"
*"''Can everyone please stop telling jokes and start actually helping?!''" 
*"''Lord Junior…I’m sorry I got captured. Thanks for bailing me out.''" 
*"''Right. Well, let’s get to it!''"
*"''Yeah, I don’t like it. The place should be crawling with hypnotized Minions. Then at least we’d know what to do.''"
*"''To think…[[Roy Koopa|he]] still wanted to help Lord Junior…after how things went down…''" 
*"''Roy! Can you hear us?''"
*"''What happened? [[Bowser Jr.|He]] was fine a second ago…''"
*"''You remember who his dad is, right? Take what you can get!''"
*"''Are those footsteps?''" 
*"''We’re with you.''" 
*"''Guys, hold on. Something’s not right.''"
*"''Guys, remember what Lord Bowser said earlier? Well? Do you?!''" 
*"''They say that helicopter parenting doesn’t work anyway. Just let ‘em run wild!''"
*"''[[Bowser Jr.|You]] do? Well, what are you waiting for? Enlighten us!''" 
*"''Yeah! I’m actually starting to believe in our spirit. C’mon, guys!''"
*"''Girl, this is MY look! Back off!''"
*"''Look at the sky over Peach’s Castle. It’s…glowing!''" 
*"''What do you see?''" 
*"''That’s the spirit, kid.''" 
*"''Uh, Roy? We’re kinda following Junior’s lead here, being a little mellow…''" 
*"''Let the kid celebrate. He did show SOME restraint.''" 
*"''Outta my way!''" (before the start of a level)
*"''We got this. Ha!''" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
*"''Here we go!''" ([[Mystery Box]])
*"''Now you're in trouble!''" ([[Doppelganger]])

===''Mario & Sonic'' series===
====''[[Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Nintendo 3DS)|Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games]]'' (3DS version)====
*"''Ha ha, so [[Mii|you]] aced the preliminaries, hm? Well look at you go! Let's see what you've got, then! I challenge you to 100m Freestyle Swimming Plus! And don't you dare chicken out on me.''" 
*"''Very well. Seeing as you've begged me, I'll show you my fabulous freestyle form!''" 
*"''Rrrgh, you won? How could that happen?! Fine. That's FINE. But I expect a rematch. I'll be here a while longer, so just say the word.''"

====''[[Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Wii U)|Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games]]'' (Wii U version)====
*"''Oh, hello. I'm Wendy, and I'm here because the Olympic Games deserve a dazzling, sassy heroine - and those two posers Peach and Daisy do NOT count! I'm the only young lady in the Koopalings, so I'm used to attention and press and all that. Kind of boring now, unfortunately. Ah, well. The life of a star...''"
*"''I'd never heard of you and hadn't been following you at all, but I really liked your swimming in the qualifier. I'll do you the honor of cheering you on in the semifinal. Oh, and I'm Wendy, heroine of the seashore. Wouldn't you rather have ME rooting for you in the 100m Freestyle instead of lame old Peach or Daisy?"''
*"''Well, huh... I didn't think YOU would lose. There's no telling who'll win in the 100m Freestyle, is there? Guess that's what makes it so exciting."''
*"''The 100m Freestyle must be beautiful! Personally, I try to set little goals along the course so I can see how far I've traveled. And while it's acceptable to save stamina for the finals, flashy form is a must when setting a new record!''"
*"''Nice try, but not nice enough. Winning the 100m Freestyle ain't no day at the beach. Is that really all you got?''"
*"''Say, you're not too shabby. But you're also hogging the spotlight, so it looks like it's time for me to take you on personally. Get ready, buster!''" 
*"''Wait, I lost? Really? To you? Oh, COME ON! That's it — I'm gonna whip up on you good the next time we meet. Just you wait!''" 
*"''Hmph. I was gonna use this win to catapult my name into the big leagues, but it was hardly even worth the effort! Now I feel silly for hyping up our match so much!''"
*"''Welp, I made it through. Big surprise there, hah! As if someone like ME would lose in the qualifier... My legions of adoring fans seemed to get a kick out of watching me compete, at least. Oh, the pressures of being a star athlete...''"
*"''The 100m Freestyle is the king of all swimming events — which is appropriate since I'm the queen of the Koopalings! I'm safely in the semifinals now, but if I'm not standing front and center on the podium at the end, I'd be dishonoring the entire Koopa race.''"
*"''We're here at Copacabana Beach, but I haven't swum anywhere except the Olympic Aquatics Stadium. I wanna have fun in the sun with everyone in Rio! That settles it — once I'm done fretting over the qualifiers, I'm going for a dip in the ocean. Might even take a field trip to Ipanema while I'm at it!''"
*"''I lost in the qualifier. Me? ME?! I mean, is that even physically POSSIBLE? I don't even know how to handle this...''" 
*"''When I'm in the finals, people get into fights over stadium tickets. As they should! I saw a single empty seat during the semis, and it made me so angry! And guess what? That seat was MINE! [[Larry Koopa|Larry]] bought it for me! Did he think I was going to lose or something? Ooooo! It makes me SO DANG MAD!''" 
*"''Nobody was swimming in Copacabana Beach, so I went there to show off my world-class skill and ended up drinking a ton of salt water. Those waves were much higher than what I'm used to in the pool, let me tell you...I met some really cool people at Ipanema Beach — that's across from the peninsula of Arpoador, just in case you didn't know. Anyway, they bought me a huge meal and then took me on a shopping spree. Sometimes it's hard being as beautiful as me...''" 
*"''Hmph! It's not like I'm upset about being knocked out in the semifinal or anything! I've just got, like, something in my eye...''"
*"''Heehee. Yeah, I won a medal. And? Like, I don't see why everyone's so excited. What else did they expect? Guess I'm just a big deal around here. Oh well. I'll just have to win another medal or two, and REALLY give them something to be excited about!''" 
*"''Doesn't the glitter of my new medal look great on me? I swam my heart out to win this, you know. I'm practically part fish at this point. I hear people are even calling me the "Mermaid of Rio." Ha! As if some silly old mermaid could be as amazing as I am!''"
*"''That <nowiki><</nowiki>medal<nowiki>></nowiki> was practically made for me! It would have gone so nice with my outfit too... Well, next time I definitely won't waste my chance!''" 
*"''...Hmm? You want me to take part in the Mario League because I'm also a member of Team Mario? Sorry, but you're barking up the wrong tree. Yes, I'd be excellent and so forth, but the fans get so upset if I don't let other competitors have the spotlight now and then. You know how it is! Or maybe not...''" 
*"''I'm no slouch in the athletics department, you know? I bet I could be a big help to King Bowser if I competed in the Mario League. That makes it all the more frustrating that I'm left to sit and watch from the stands instead of putting my talent and beauty to better use!''" 
*"''Hmph. The Mario League isn't really my thing. I wish it would end already so we could get back to regular tournaments. I mean, it's not like I'm just annoyed that I don't get the chance to compete in the Mario League. No, sir! Nuh-uh. Don't even THINK that's my deal!''"

====''[[Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020]]''====
*"''Hey, where’d [[Luigi|you]] [[Tails|guys]] get this game thingy from?''"
*"''Me and Prince Bowser Jr. were looking at it, and we saw King Bowser and [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman]] in it. And they were competing in the Olympic Games with Mario and Sonic! Who in the world made this thing? It smells miiighty fishy.''"
*"''Who cares about that? I was just asking a question! When [[Silver the Hedgehog|you]] talk like that, it just makes me even MORE suspicious! Prince Bowser Jr.! You can’t give the game back to these people!''"
*"''If you want it back that bad, then take me on and win!''"
*"''I… lost? But I was so sure I was the best swimmer… Oh, my poor wounded pride… You people are so cruel! I can’t believe you’d do something like this to such a delicate maiden like me!''"
*"''But… But… I… Urgh… I’m gonna cry…''"
*"''Gotcha! Now, Prince! Take the game to [[Eggman Nega]] and show it to him!''"
*"''Uh, duh? We’re gonna have Eggman Nega figure out what the deal is with that game. Until then, Prince Bowser Jr.’s going to keep it!''"
*"''What’s [[Larry Koopa|his]] is his, after all.''"
*"''If this is so important, why don’t you see if you can find a way to get it back?''"
*"''Oh, [[Ludwig von Koopa|you]]! How could you lose to [[Waluigi]] of all people? Especially now, my goodness!''"
*"''Eek!''"
*"''Ew. That sounds sooo like work. I don’t want anything so needy!''"

===''[[Paper Mario: Color Splash]]''===
*"''*yawwwwwwwwwwn* Well, if it isn’t the man of the hour… You’re late. I’ve been waiting for you FOREVER, mister! I was beginning to think you’d stood me up. I thought to myself, ''Wendy, is Mario ever going to show up?'' And then I dozed off. Anyway, Mr. Bowser sent me to stop you from getting your grubby little mitts on this [[Big Paint Star]]. And now that I’ve gotten some peaceful rest, it’s time to help you rest in peace!''" 
*"''Now, since you did come all the way to [[Fortune Island]], I guess you must really like money, honey… Teehee! Get ready for payday!''"
*"''All those coins, and you’re not even smiling! Well, I’ll smile big enough for the both of us. Take my picture, honey!''" 
*"''Now, get ready for something more valuable than coins. Let’s see one last big smile before I end this. Say cheese!''" 
*"''Teehee! That little Instant Camera Replica is like a baby toy!"'' 
*"''Here it comes! Wendy’s gorgeous golden ring! Protect your neck!''" 
*"''My golden ring has you in its embrace. Your face is priceless!''"
*"''I’m tired of looking at your face, so how about I break it? Sound good?''" 
*"''WHAT?! Why can’t I beat you?!''" 
*"''Oh, FINE. You beat me. I get it. I can’t believe I came all the way out to this stupid island…waited in this cramped shell for days on end…only to lose! Well, at least I lost to you. Don’t tell Mr. Bowser I said this, but you’re kind of cute, Mario. Teehee…''" 

==Television shows==
===''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]''===
====[[Reptiles in the Rose Garden]]====
*"''YAH! Cheap ninnies!''"
*"''It's not ENOUGH!''"
*"''America.''"
*"''I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!''"
*"''You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom! I am going to be Empress of America! Aha ha ha!''"
*"''Ooh! There, Daddy! There's the castle of America's president! They call it 'The White House!'''"
*"''It's time for a meaner, crueler America!''"
*"''Law number 1: Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!''"
*"''How DARE you disturb the almost-empress of the entire Real World!''"
*"''Liar, liar, pants on fire!''"
*"''I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!''"
*"''I'LL TELL DADDY ON YOU!''"
*"''It's all YOUR fault! YOU let the Mario Bros. capture it! YOU let them warp me home! YOU let them save America!''"
*"''But Daaaaaddykiiiiins!''"
*"''Are you telling moi what to do?!''"

====[[The Beauty of Kootie]]====
*"''Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!''"
*"''Daddy, do something! We're about to be infested by those pesky plumbers!''"
*"''Ooh, sometimes you just get so BOSSY I could just spit in his soup! Stop the Mario Bros... How?''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini ''[sic]'' Alfredo)Oh! AH! What happened to my usual beautiful self?!''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini Alfredo) Cheatsy Koopa! You get back here, you forgot to do my tail!''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini Alfredo) Woo, hello handsome! Aren't ya the famous Super Mario?''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini Alfredo) Pleased to meet you! I am Lady Fetuccini Alfredo! A little bit saucy, but very, very nice!''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini Alfredo) A tail? Me? Why, I have never been so insulted in all my life! Here I am, lost in these dungeons for days, without a thing to eat and now choosing me in having a tail?''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini Alfredo) You know, Mario, sweetie, I'm an amateur plumber myself!''"
*"''(as Lady Fetucini Alfredo) Luigi's right! And now that we've eaten, I think you should bring The Sultan and all his guests down here! It'll be safe in case of the uh, castle explodes.''"
*"''(as Lady Fetuccini Alfredo) Maybe not, but it certainly matches the rest of me. CHEATSY! RESTORE ME TO MY NATURAL LOVELINESS!''"
*"''You'll never see the Mario Bros. again!''"
*"''The Mario Bros. are FINISHED!''"
*"''W-who...are you?''"
*"''Wow, you've got some kisser!''"
*"''YOU GET OUTTA HERE AND LEAVE US IN PEACE!''"
*"''Daddy only wants me to be happy!''"
*"''And believe me, Cheatsy! Cassanova's the only reptile for me!''"
*"''AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!''"
*"''I'll tie your lips behind your head...and you'll never kiss again!''"

====[[Dadzilla]]====
*"''I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!''"
*"''Hello, King Dad! I cleaned my r-''"
*"''How'd I end up with such a mean old ugly bag of scales for a dad?''"
*"''Of course! That's IT!''"
*"''Dad's not my real dad! I must be adopted! I'm far too beautiful to be a Koopa! Ya know, Big Mouth? I bet our real dad is a movie star!''"
*"''No! THIS way!''"
*"''I bet our movie star daddy's got a star on the Walk of Fame just like this one!''"
*"''He's SO handsome!''"
*"''{*with Big Mouth*} He's our real dad!''"
*"''Dad? Dad, what's wrong?''"
*"''Way to go, Dad!''"
*"''Right! And if you really wanna be nice, you'll make us movie stars just like you!''"
*"''It's not big enough!''"
*"''Alright, Dad! Now it's time to make us movie stars!''"
*"''And it's your responsibility as our parent to make it happen!''"
*"''Soon to be the Miserable Bros.!''"
*"''These terrible people did terrible things to us, daddy!''"
*"''Big Mouth, we've gotta help Daddy!''"
*"''Yes! People will do anything Madzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!''"
*"''Ooh! Our own stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!''"
*"''We want to do a live concert in the Hollywood Bowl right now!''"
*"''DAAAAD!!!!''"
*"''No way, Dad! You gotta do what WE say!''"
*"''{*with Big Mouth*} We HATE naps!''"
*"''{*with Big Mouth*} We HATE chores!''"
*"''Big Mouth, I'm beginning to think this ISN'T our real family after all!''"
*"''Quick! Back to the Doomship! We gotta get home!''"

====[[A Toadally Magical Adventure]]====
*"''That was SO wonderful, Daddykins, but it's MY TURN NOW!''"
*"''I DO! I SAY IT'S MINE!! MINE MINE!!!'"''''
*"''Oh, hi, Princess. I am really reeeeeeally sorry, but I have decided to place YOU under house arrest!''"
*"''Daddy dearest, what do ya say we Koop on outta here?!''"

====[[Kootie Pie Rocks]]====
*"''Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?''"
*"''Don't try to get on my good side!''"
*"''I WANNA SEE MILLI VANILLI! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA!!!''"
*"''MILLI VANILLI!!!''"
*"''(*with Cheatsy*) '''MILLI VANILLIIIIIIIII!!!'"''''
*"''I get to keep them?! For real, Daddykins?! Too cool! Oh, I have to go change!''"
*"''Hi, boys! I've been expecting you!''"
*"''Not so fast! You're playing for ME now! I REALLY dig your dreadlocks!''"
*"''I'll have you know, I am a ROYAL reptile, and I command you to play a private concert for me...THIS INSTANT!!!''"
*"''I'll turn you into...into...accountants!''"
*"''Never! You have to do what I want!''"
*"''You're stuck here in Dark Land forever!''"
*"''If you won't do a concert just for me, I will turn you into Beetles!''"
*"''Better yet! I'll turn you into Ptooies!''"
*"''Then you'll just have to STAY accountants until you GET one!''"
*"''Is this a stall or what?''"
*"''KING DAD! YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT ME A BAND! A BAND! A BAND! I WANT A BAND!!!''"
*"''Wow! I must be getting good at tantrums! This is the fastest result I've ever had! Ooh, now I can get my personal private concert!''"
*"''They're NOT accountants!''"
*"''That's all YOU know! They're really Milli Vanilli!''"
*"''Wow! Groovy!''"
*"''Cool! Totally cool! No wonder they're so famous!''"
*"''Wha? Hey! Wha? HEY! This is MY CONCERT!!! I will tell you when it's over!''"
*"''King Dad! King Dad! My concert disappeared! If you don't bring it back, I'll scream!''"
*"''If you don't go after them, I'LL BRING THEM BACK MYSELF!!!''"
*"''DAAAAAAHHHHH!!! The dungeon?! Okay, I promise! After all, it'd have to end sometime! That music was just too beautiful to last!''"

====[[Mush-Rumors]]====
*"''Aliens! Daddykins! Zillions and zillions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear!''"
*"''Hmmm, it's funny, but those yucky aliens look a lot like uhhhh, humans...''"
*"''Okay, aliens! You can't fool us!''"
*"''Daddykins! The aliens are still trying to trick us by staying in human form! DO SOMETHING!!!''"

====[[Crimes R Us]]====
*"''What a lovely fur! GIVE IT TO ME!!!''"
*"''Stupid Mario Bros.! Ruined all my fun! C'mon, gang! I know when we're not wanted!''"
*"''Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!''"
*"''I know! Make that yucky Princess Toadstool disappear!''"
*"''No, but King Daddy did!''"

====[[7 Continents for 7 Koopas]]====
*"''We must be getting back, you know I get spacesick.''"
*"''It was not just in time, Cheatsy! That rotten steam melted my mascara!''"
*"''Then what are we waiting for? Let's hoist that hose and get cracking!''"
*"''I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!''"

====[[Recycled Koopa]]====
*"''Oh NO! I broke a nail! This is no job for someone magnificently beautiful as I!''"
*"''Alright, this is war!''"
*"''He's lying! I did the most!''"
*"''...find someone else to do it!''"

====[[The Venice Menace]]====
*"''Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!''"
*"''If THEY stop us from getting Venice for my own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park, the only word you'll hear from me, is TAAAAAANTRUUUUUUUM!!!''"
*"''Just because you're drowning, you don't have to yell!''"
*"''Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers.''"
*"''Well, nobody's perfect!''"
*"''Look, King Daddykins! There they are!''"
*"''Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!''"
*"''Don't let him get away, King Daddykins!''"
*"''You got it, King Daddykins!''"
*"''And my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park!''"

====[[Super Koopa (episode)|Super Koopa]]====
*"''The shopping!''"
*"''Well, everyone...how do I look?''"
*"''I KNEW I could count on you for an honest opinion, King Dad!''"
*"''DADDYYY!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!''"

===''[[Super Mario World (television series)|Super Mario World]]''===
====[[Fire Sale]]====
*"''The thing I love most about my new palace is is that all these lovely ice mirrors let me see myself everywhere I look! What I don't like about my ice palace, IS THAT IT'S FREEZING!!! I'm so cold that I have ice on my feet! I'm painted blue, and I hate that! I hate being cold! I think it's horrible! I think it stinks! I, think that YOU'D better do something about it before I LOSE MY TEMPER!!! I WANNA BE WARM!!! I WANT HEAT!!! I WANT FIRE!!! I WANT IT!!! I WANT IT!!! IIIIII WAAANT IIIIIIT!!!''"
*"''AND, most of all...I WANT IT NOOOOOW!!! We're gonna go to Dome City and get Mama Fireplant. And bring her back here!''"
*"''I, am NEVER gonna be cold AGAIN!''"
*"''You're coming with me, you stupid sprout!''"
*"''We'll see about that, ya hotheaded water-cultural heap!''"
*"''Mama! You've been puttin' on weight!''"
*"''Nooooow, this is more like it!''"
*"''They can buy fireballs from ME! I'll have a fire sale! I'll be rich! Now, let's have more heat, or I'll know what pet peeve is gonna end up in the frozen food section!''"
*"''How about a swimming lesson? I hate it when people try to steal back what I've already stolen!''"
*"''GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! IT'S FREEZING!!! I've never been this cold in my life! Are you listening to me?! I'm turning blue again! I hate blue! I hate cold! It's not fair!''"

==Print==
===''[[Super Mario Adventures]]''===
====Issue 33====
*''"The [[Bowser|K-man]] has a '''big surprise''', so listen up, [[Toad (species)|Shrooms]], and peel your eyes!"''
*''"Thumbs up, K-man, here's to you!"''
====Issue 35====
*''"Over my '''dead body!'''"''
*''"'''''AFTER HER!'''''"''
*''"'''There she goes!'''"''
*''"There! Got her cornered!"''
*''"'''STOP!''' Oh, no! That's my '''favorite!'''"''
*''"Let her go!"''
*''"That [[Cape|cape]]...where...?!"''
====Issue 36====
*''"Oh no! '''Princess pancake!'''"''
*''"Mellow out, [[Bowser|Dad]]!"''
*''"OK, so we '''lost''' the [[Princess Peach|princess]]..."''
*''"But we found [[Mario|someone better]]!"''
*''"'''''GRAB HER!'''''"''
====Issue 37====
*''"'''Princess!''' Are you '''lost?'''"''
*''"The [[Piranha Plant|piranhas]] are always hungry! He'll make a '''fine''' meal!"''
*''"Don't forget the mushrooms!"''
*''"You! Go get it!"''
====Issue 38====
*''"'''[[Luigi|Someone]]'s''' pulled the ol' '''switcheroo!'''"''
*''"You're '''bluffing!''' You'll go down-- or should I say '''up'''-- with the '''rest''' of us if you light that fuse!"''
*''"Go ahead. What are you waiting for?"''
*''"That '''[[Yoshi|dippy dinosaur]]!'''"''
*''"Stay right '''there!'''"''
*''"And behind door number 2..."''
*''"Charge 'em, [[Chargin' Chuck|Chucks]]! Show no mercy!"''
*''"And your princess pedestal will be Koopa kindling!"''
*''"You're '''bluffing!'''"''
*''"You're off your '''royal rocker!'''"''
*''"Ready!"''
*''"3, 2, 1. Down the hatch."''
*''"Have a nice trip!"''
*''"See you next fall."''
====Issue 40====
*''"The fools! They fell for it!"''
*''"The '''jig's up--''' they know it's a trap!"''
*''"I '''hate''' it when he's right!"''
====Issue 43====
*''"It's '''Mario!'''"''
*''"'''Impossible!''' How did '''he''' get here?"''

====Miscellaneous====
*"''Ice Land's my favorite part of Dinosaur World, but it's so cold I just had to borrow Mama Fireplant to keep warm, and now Mario is trying to spoil my fun! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!''" - "Fire Sale" preview from ''[[Captain N: The Game Master]]''

==Miscellaneous==
*「アタイはマリオと{{hover|戦|たたか}}うのは{{hover|初|はじ}}めてだからこの{{hover|表|ひよう}}でよーくマリオの{{hover|動|うご}}きを{{hover|研究|けんきゆう}}しとくのさ。」 ("''I'm studying his moves very carefully because this is the first time I've met up with Mario.''") - ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' Japanese instruction booklet, page 12.
*"''This is the first time I've met up with Mario. I'm studying his moves very carefully.''" - ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' English instruction booklet, page 13.
*''"Hey Mario! Try some of my candy rings. I think you'll be surprised how they taste! (I hope Mario falls for this trick... He doesn't know that these sweets are deadly - yet!)''" - The ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
*「ハ~イマリオ<3ウエンディ姫おまちかね<3」 ("''Ye~s, Mario <3 Princess Wendy has been waiting for you <3''") - ''[[Super Mario-Kun]]'' Volume 42, (page 10)
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