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{{italic title|List of ''WarioWare Gold'' quotes}}
{{italic title|List of ''WarioWare Gold'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes pertaining to ''[[WarioWare Gold]]''. With the notable exception of Wario's voice lines due to [[Kevin Afghani|a new voice actor]], many of these lines would be reused later in ''[[WarioWare: Move It!]]''
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This is a list of quotes pertaining to ''[[WarioWare Gold]]''.
 
==[[5-Volt]]==
==[[5-Volt]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''[[9-Volt]] is home soon! I'd better start on dinner.''"
*''"[[9-Volt]] is home soon! I'd better start on dinner."''
*"''Or not—this looks good.''"
*''"Or not—this looks good."''
*"''Frying pan?''"
*''"Frying pan?"''
*"''Whaa—?''"
*''"Whaa—?"''
*"''Wow! R-Really?!''"
*''"Wow! R-Really?!"''
*"''YES!''"
*''"YES!"''
*"''Uh, what?''"
*''"Uh, what?"''
*"''Who in the world thought THIS up?''"
*''"Who in the world thought THIS up?"''
*"''Maybe I will.''"
*''"Maybe I will."''
*"''Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!''"
*''"Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!"''
*"''Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!''"
*''"Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!"''
*"''One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!''"
*''"One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!"''
*"''Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!''"
*''"Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!"''
*"''We've got hot dogs!''"
*''"We've got hot dogs!"''
*"''Did you bring something for us, Ashley?''"
*''"Did you bring something for us, Ashley?"''
*"''Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like.''"
*''"Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like."''
*"''Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow.''"
*''"Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow."''
*"''Oh, quit faking. You'll be fine.''"
*''"Oh, quit faking. [[Wario|You'll]] be fine."''


===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Yes!''"
*''"Let's do this!"''
*"''Great job!''"
*''"Mind your manners."''
*"''That's it!''"
 
*"''Well done!''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''You're a star!''"
*''"Gold star!"''
*"''Doing great!''"
*''"Great job!"''
*"''Don't give up!''"
*''"Well done!"''
*"''Perfect!''"
*''"You're a star."''
*"''Keep it up!''"
*''"That's it!"''
*"''Wow!''"
*''"Don't give up!"''
*"''Gold star!''"
*''"Doing great!"''
*"''No sweat!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Keep it up!"''
*"''Stay strong!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Yes!"''
*"''That's the way!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Perfect!"''
*"''You made it!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"You made it!"'' - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Close one!''" - Evading a trick
*''"No sweat!"'' - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
*''"That's the way!"'' - Completing 5 microgames with last life
*''"Stay strong!"'' - Completing 5 microgames with last life


====Losing a microgame====
====Losing a Microgame====
*"''Oh, my.''"
*''"Did your hand slip?"''
*"''That's too bad...''"
*''"Oh, my."''
*"''It's okay.''"
*''"Oh, well."''
*"''Oh, well.''"
*''"It's okay."''
*"''Did your hand slip?''"
*''"That's a shame."''
*"''Careful, now!''" - One life left
*''"That's too bad..."''
*"''No more mistakes!''" - One life left
*''"Can I help?"'' - After losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Can I help?''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"Pay attention, now!"'' - Idling
*"''Pay attention, now!''" - Idling
*''"Careful, now!"'' - One life left
*"''You fell for that one.''" - Falling for a trick
*''"No more mistakes!"'' - One life left


====Intermission====
====Misc.====
*"''Do your best!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Hurry up!"'' - Speed up
*"''Mind your manners!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Move it!"'' - Speed up
*"''Let's do this!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Good luck!"'' - Boss game
*"''Move it!''" - Speed up
*''"It's now or never!"'' - Boss game with only one life
*"''Hurry up!''" - Speed up
*''"Look at that!"'' - 1-up
*"''Good luck!''" - Boss microgame
*''"What a boost!''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''It's now or never!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"Here's your reward."'' - Intermission
*"''Look at that!''" - 1-Up
*''"This won't be easy!"'' - Level up
*"''What a boost!"'' - 1-Up after only one life
*''"Just couldn't cut it."'' - Game over
*"''Here's your reward!''" - Bonus
*''"Great effort!"'' - No new high score
*"''This won't be easy!''" - Level up
*''"You're reaching new heights!"'' - New high score
*"''That's a shame.''" - Game over
*''"You're so talented!"'' - New high score
*"''Just couldn't cut it...''" - Game over
*''"Feeling good!"'' - Story complete
*"''That's the spirit!''" - Continuing
*''"We're due for a break."'' - Quit
*"''You're reaching new heights!''" - New high score
*"''You're so talented!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Great effort!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''Feeling good!''" - Story complete
*"''Congratulations!''" - Outro
*"''We're due for a break.''" - Quit


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?''"
*''"Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?"''
*"''Fronk!''"
*''"Fronk!"''
*"''Phew!''"
*''"Daa-da daaaaa!"''
*"''Daa-da daaaaa!''"
*''"Eheheheheh!"''
*"''Eheheheheh!''"
*''"Thank you very much!"''
*"''Thank you very much!''"
*''"9-Volt!"''
*"''9-Volt!''"


====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''HRGRGRRGRR!''"
*''"HRGRGRRGRR!"''
*"''How awful!''"
*''"How awful!"''
*"''Alright!''"
*''"Alright!"''
*"''Mmhmm!''"
*''"Mmhmm!"''
*"''Oh!''"
*''"Hmhm-hm!"''
*"''Hmhm-hm!''"
*''"Pay attention!"''
*"''Pay attention!''"


==[[9-Volt]]==
==[[9-Volt]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''I'm home!''"
*''"I'm home!"''
*"''YES!''"
*''"YEAH!"''
*"''My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!''"
*''"My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!"''
*"''NO WAY!''"
*''"NO WAY!"''
*"''Math class again? Come on.''"
*''"Math class again? Come on."''
*"''Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—[[Fronk|who]] said that?''"
*''"Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—[[Fronk|who]] said that?"''
*"''Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school.''"
*''"Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school."''
*"''Hey, keep it down.''"
*''"Hey, keep it down."''
*"''Uh, yeah. Kinda.''"
*''"Uh, yeah. Kinda."''
*"''44...right?''"
*''"44...right?"''
*"''504!''"
*''"504!"''
*"''But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff.''"
*''"But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff."''
*"''It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!''"
*''"It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!"''
*"''Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!''"
*''"Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!"''
*"''I did it! I beat the game!''"
*''"I did it! I beat the game!"''
*"''Thanks to my...apprentice.''"
*''"Thanks to my...apprentice."''
*"''You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?''"
*''"You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?"''
*"''Huh? Old?! You're not old!''"
*''"Huh? Old?! You're not old!"''
*"''One?!''"
*''"One?!"''
*"''Awesome! What did everyone bring?''"
*''"Awesome! What did everyone bring?"''
*"''Uh...''"
*''"Uh..."''
*"''Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea.''"
*''"Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea."''
*"''Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!''"
*''"Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!"''
*"''18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!''"
*''"18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!"''
*"''Hold on!''"
*''"Hold on!"''
*"''Yeah, it should be fair!"''


===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Wowee!''"
*''"Hit the start button!"''
*"''Dude!''"
*''"Adventure awaits!"''
*"''You did it!''"
 
*"''Awesome!''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''Yeah!''"
*''"Way to game!"''
*"''Unbelievable!''"
*''"Bam!"''
*"''So cool!''"
*''"What!?"''
*"''What!?''"
*''"Wowee!"''
*"''Bam!''"
*''"You rule!"''
*"''Way to game!''"
*''"You did it!"''
*"''You rule!''"
*''"Yeah!"''
*"''You're killing it!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"So cool!"''
*"''Don't let up now!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Dude!"''
*"''Hold on!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Well done!"''
*"''You made it!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Awesome!"''
*"''That's the trick!''" - Evading a trick
*''"Unbelievable!"''
*''"You're killing it!"'' - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames
*''"Hold on!"'' - After 5 microgames with last life
*''"Don't let up now!"'' - After 5 microgames with last life
*''"You made it!"'' - Winning just before time runs out


====Losing a microgame====
====Losing a Microgame====
*"''What?!''"
*''"That hurt!"''
*"''Aw, come on!''"
*''"Eh, no big deal."''
*"''That hurt!''"
*''"Aw, come on!"''
*"''What's the damage?''"
*''"What's the damage?"''
*"''Eh, no big deal.''"
*''"Where were you?"'' - Idling
*"''Uh-oh!''" - One life left
*''"Uh, not so hot!"'' - Losing 3 times in a row  
*"''One life left!''" - One life left
*''"Uh-oh!"'' - One life left
*"''Not so hot.''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"One life left!"'' - One life left
*"''Where were you?''" - Idling
*"''You fell for THAT?!''" - Falling for a trick


====Intermission====
====Misc.====
*"''Adventure awaits!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Increased speed!"'' - Speed up
*"''Hit the start button!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Faster!"'' - Speed up
*"''It's go time!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Boss time!"'' - Boss game
*"''Faster!''" - Speed up
*''"You can do this!"'' - Boss game with only one life
*"''Increase speed!''" - Speed up
*''"Bonus time!"'' - Intermission
*"''Boss time!''" - Boss microgame
*''"Buckle up!"'' - Level up
*"''You can do this!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"A crushing defeat!"'' - Game over
*"''Got a life!''" - 1-Up
*''"Game over..."'' - Game over
*"''Whew!''" - 1-Up after only one life
*''"New high score!"'' - New high score
*"''Bonus time!''" - Bonus
*''"What a hero!"''
*"''Buckle up!''" - Level up
*''"Do we have to?"'' - Quit
*"''A crushing defeat!''" - Game over
*"''Game over...''" - Game over
*"''Back to the fray!''" - Continuing
*"''New high score!''" - New high score
*"''Are you better than me?!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''That was epic!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''What a hero!''" - Story complete
*"''Congrats!''" - Outro
*"''Aw, do we have to?''" - Quit


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''I'm 9-Volt, [[Nintendo]]'s biggest fan!''"
*''"I'm 9-Volt, [[Nintendo]]'s biggest fan!"''
*"''18-Volt!''"
*''"18-Volt!"''
*"''Sure!''"
*''"Sure!"''
*"''Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!''"
*''"Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"''
*"''Uh...''"
*''"Uh..."''
*"''Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm...''"
*''"Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."''
*"''Thanks!''"
*''"Thanks!"''
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Hmmmm!''"
*''"Hmmmm!"''
*"''Hey!''"
*''"Hey!"''
*"''Leave the gaming to me!''"
*''"Leave the gaming to me!"''
*"''So...''"
*''"So..."''
*"''Ha ha ha!''"
*''"Ha ha ha!"''
*"''What?!''"
*''"What?!"''
*"''Uh-huh.''"
*''"Uh-huh."''


===Sneaky Gamer===
===Sneaky Gamer===
*"''9-Volt!''"
*''"9-Volt!"''
*"''So...''" - Instructions
*''"So..."'' - Instructions
*"''Don't let [[5-Volt|Mom]] catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below.''"<!-- instructions 1 -->
*''"Don't let [[5-Volt|Mom]] catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below."''<!-- instructions 1 -->
*"''Pretend to <font color=orange>sleep</font> whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!''"<!-- instructions 2 -->
*''"Pretend to <font color=orange>sleep</font> whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!"''<!-- instructions 2 -->
*"''It's game time!''"
*''"It's game time!"''
*"''We can't let [[5-Volt|Mom]] find out!''"
*''"We can't let [[5-Volt|Mom]] find out!"''  
*"''Shhhhhhhh!''"
*''"Back to the fray!"'' - Restarting
*"''Back to the fray!''" - Restart
*''"Yes! I beat the game!"'' - Winning
*"''Yes! I beat the game!''" - Winning
*"''A crushing defeat!''" - Game over
*"''Game over...''" - Game over
*"''New high score!''" - New high score
*"''Are you better than me?!''" - Scoring 75% of high score
*"''That was epic!''" - Scoring 50% of high score
*"''Aw, do we have to?''" - Quit


==[[13-Amp]]==
==[[13-Amp]]==
===Story===
*''"I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon."''
*"''I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon.''"
*''"[[18 x 13|Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square.]]"''
*"''[[18 x 13|Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square.]]''"
*''"[[18 x 13|My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show.]]"''
*"''[[18 x 13|My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show.]]''"
*''"Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?"''
*"''Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?''"
*''"Huh?"''
*"''Huh?''"
*''"Huh?!"''
*"''Huh?!''"
*''"Bested...by a fourth grader."''
*"''Bested...by a fourth grader.''"
 
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
*"''No!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''Hmm!''"
*"''Man...''"
*"''Ugh!''"
 
====Losing a microgame====
*"''Sweet!''"
*"''Take that!''"
*"''Oh yeah!''"
*"''Beat'cha!''"
*"''Gotcha!''"
====Intermission====
*"''I win, you lose!''" - Game over


==[[18-Volt]]==
==[[18-Volt]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Yes! One day closer to summer!''"
*''"Yes! One day closer to summer!"''
*"''What? Who took [[Ralphie|your]] games?''"
*''"What? Who took [[Ralphie|your]] games?"''
*"''Who's that?!''"
*''"Who's that?!"''
*"''[[18 x 13|I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back.]]''"
*''"[[18 x 13|I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back.]]"''
*"''[[18 x 13|Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win.]]''"
*''"[[18 x 13|Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win.]]"''
*"''Uh, [[Diamond City Elementary]].''"
*''"Uh, [[Diamond City Elementary]]."''
*"''I'm in fourth grade.''"
*''"I'm in fourth grade."''
*"''If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!''"
*''"If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!"''
*"''And veggies!''"
*''"And veggies!"''
*"''Oh?''"
*''"Oh?"''
*"''We're gonna...play games?!''"
*''"We're gonna...play games?!"''
*"''No big deal. I just got lucky.''"
*''"No big deal. I just got lucky."''
*"''Don't [[Wario|you]] know stealing's wrong?''"
*''"Don't [[Wario|you]] know stealing's wrong?"''


===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Ohh!''"
*''"Go go go!"''
*"''Heh-heh-heh!''"
*''"Let's do this!"''
*"''What?!''"
 
*"''Yeah! Yeah!''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''Doin' great!''"
*''"Nice playing!"''
*"''I'm feelin' it!''"
*''"What a pro!"''
*"''What a pro!''"
*''"What?!"''
*"''No way!''"
*''"Woah!"'''
*"''Clearly!''"
*''"Keep it going!"''
*"''Boom!''"
*''"Doin' great!"''
*"''Nice playin'!''"
*''"No way!"''
*"''Not one mistake?!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Yeah! Yeah!"''
*"''Never give up!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Ooh!"''
*"''Keep it going!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"I'm feelin' it!"''
*"''That was close!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Never give up!"'' - Completing 5 microgames with last life
*"''No fooling you!''" - Evading a trick
*''"That... was... close!"'' - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Not one mistake?!"'' - After flawlessly completing 15 microgames


====Losing a microgame====
====Losing a Microgame====
*"''Wha?!''"
*''"Huh?"''
*"''Aw!''"
*''"Aw!"''
*"''What'cha doin'?''"
*''"Aw, man!"''
*"''Not good!''"
*''"Not good!"''
*"''Gotta relax...''"
*''"What'cha doing?"''
*"''Last chance!''" - One life left
*''"You playing?"'' - Idling
*"''No more mistakes!''" - One life left
*''"No more mistakes!"'' - One life left
*"''No-no-no-no!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"Last chance!"'' - One life left
*"''You playing?''" - Idling
*"''You fell for it!''" - Falling for a trick


====Intermission====
====Misc.====
*"''It's go time!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Speed up!"'' - Speed up
*"''Let's do this!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Keep up!"'' - Speed up
*"''Go go go!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Boss time!"'' - Boss game
*"''Speeding up!''" - Speed up
*''"Careful! No more mistakes!"'' - Boss game with one life remaining
*"''Keep up!''" - Speed up
*''"Aw yeah, earned that!"'' - 1-up
*"''Boss time!''" - Boss microgame
*''"What a relief!"'' - 1-up with one life remaining
*"''Careful! No more mistakes!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"Get more points! More!"'' - Intermission
*"''Aw, yeah! Earned that!''" - 1-Up
*''"Gonna get tougher!"'' - Level up
*"''What a relief!''" - 1-Up after only one life
*''"That's bad."'' - Game over
*"''Get more points! More!''" - Bonus
*''"That is rough!"'' - Game over
*"''Gonna get tougher!''" - Level up
*''"Great job!"'' - New high score
*"''That is rough!''" - Game over
*''"My raps are the best!"'' - Story complete
*"''Aw, man. That's that.''" - Game over
*"''The battle continues!''" - Continuing
*"''New high score!''" - New high score
*"''Pro gamer!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Great job!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''My raps are the best!''" - Story complete
*"''Congrats!''" - Outro
*"''That's it!''" - Quit


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!''"
*''"I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!"''
*"''Thanks!''"
*''"Thanks!"''
*"''Ahahahaha!''"
*''"Ahahahaha!"''
*"''9-Volt!''"
*''"9-Volt!"''
*"''Hahaha!''"
*''"Hahaha!"''
*"''Whew!''"
*''"Whew!"''
*"''Wha?''"
*''"Wha?"''
*"''Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun...''"
*''"Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun..."''


====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Yeah!''"
*''"Yeah!"''
*"''Come on! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!''"
*''"Come on! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!"''
*"''Hello?''"
*''"Hm?"''
*"''Hm?''"
*''"That's right!"''
*"''That's right!''"
*''"Ahahaha!"''
*"''Ahahaha!''"
*''"Woah!"''
*"''Woah!''"
*''"Wha?"''
*"''Wha?''"


==[[Amy and Mimi|Amy]]==
==[[Amy and Mimi|Amy]]==
*"''Over there. See?''"
*''"Over there. See?"''
*"''I can't believe it.''"
*''"I can't believe it."''
*"''Yeah. I wanna meet [[Jimmy T|him]].''"
*''"Yeah. I wanna meet [[Jimmy T.|him]]."''
*"''Hi!''"
*''"Hi!"''
*"''That obvious, huh?''"
*''"That obvious, huh?"''
*"''Aah!''"
*''"Aah!"''
*"''Wow. That was something.''"
*''"Wow. That was something."''
*"''Can we get a few more?''"
*''"Can we get a few more?"''
*"''Thank you! This totally made our night.''"
*''"Thank you! This totally made our night."''
*"''See ya! Your cat is SO cute.''"
*''"See ya! Your cat is SO cute."''


==[[Ashley]]==
==[[Ashley and Red|Ashley]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Hm?''"
*''"Hm?"''
*"''Uh-oh.''"
*''"Uh-oh."''
*"''Never heard of [[Dark Lord Hum Gree|him]].''"
*''"Never heard of him."''
*"''I'll take care of it.''"
*''"I'll take care of it."''
*"''Eh.''"
*''"Eh."''
*"''Obviously. You're my ride.''"
*''"Obviously. You're my ride."''
*"''It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back.''"
*''"It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."''
*"''It's finished.''"
*''"It's finished."''
*"''I brought this...[[Mandrake|garlic]].''"
*''"I brought this...[[Mandrake|garlic]]."''
*"''Did you say...next time?''"
*''"Did you say...next time?"''
*"''No, it doesn't.''"
*''"No, it doesn't."''
*"''That was easy.''"
*"''Huh? What's going on?''"
*"''You guys are so loud...''"
 
===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Aha.''"
*''"Hocus Pocus..."''
*"''Ah...''"
*''"Let's go."''
*"''Not bad.''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''I see...''"
*''"That was easy."''
*"''Acceptable.''"
*''"Ready?"''
*"''Better.''"
*''"Hocus Pocus..."''
*"''Hm.''"
*''"Ah."''
*"''Pretty good.''"
*''"Bravo."''
*"''Wicked.''"
*''"Acceptable."''
*"''Making progress.''"
*''"Not bad."''
*"''Bravo.''"
*''"Pretty good."''
*"''Interesting...''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"I see..."''
*"''Hanging by a thread.''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Wicked."''
*"''Stick with it.''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Better."''
*"''That was close.''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Stick with it."'' - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life
*"''Can't fool you.''" - Evading a trick
*''"Hanging by a thread."'' - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life
 
*''"That was close."'' - Finishing a microgame right before time runs out
====Losing a microgame====
====Losing a Microgame====
*"''Hmm...''"
*''"Hmm."''
*"''Lackluster...''"
*''"Dissapointing..."''
*"''Figures...''"
*''"Figures..."''
*"''Disappointing...''"
*''"You must be cursed..."''
*"''You must be cursed...''"
*''"Soooo..."''
*"''Soooo...''" - One life left
*''"Lackluster."''
*"''Last chance.''" - One life left
*''"Hello?"'' - Idling
*"''This isn't working...''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"This isn't working."'' - Losing three lives in a row
*"''Hello?''" - Idling
*''"Last chance."'' - One life left
*"''Gotcha.''" - Falling for a trick
====Misc.====
 
*''"Watch out."''
====Intermission====
*''"Can you keep up?"'' - Speed up
*"''Ready?''" - Start/Restart
*''"It's time."'' - Boss microgame
*"''Hocus pocus...''" - Start/Restart
*''"How magical."''
*"''Let's go.''" - Start/Restart
*''"Making progress."''
*"''Watch out...''" - Speed up
*''"Good for you."''
*"''Can you keep up?''" - Speed up
*''"Too bad."'' - Game over
*"''It's time.''" - Boss microgame
*''"Next time."'' - Game over
*"''One last shot.''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"New high score? Cool."'' - New high score
*"''I'm impressed...''" - 1-Up
*"''You needed that...''"- 1-Up after only one life
*"''This should be fun...''" - Bonus
*"''You had it easy...''" - Level up
*"''Next time...''" - Game over
*"''Too bad...''" - Game over
*"''If you insist...''" - Continuing
*"''New high score? Cool.''" - New high score
*"''Hm. I'm impressed.''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Look at that.''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''That was easy.''" - Story complete
*"''Good for you.''" - Outro
*"''Oh, well.''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''I'm Ashley. And you are?''"
*''"I'm Ashley. And you are?"''
*"''Mind your own business.''"
*''"Mind your own business."''
*"''What's wrong?''"
*''"What's wrong?"''
*"''I'll take care of it.''"
*''"I'll take care of it."''
*"''Hmmmmm... hmmmmm...''"
*''"Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."''
*"''Maybe.''"
*''"Maybe."''
*"''Thanks.''"
*''"Thanks."''
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Hmmm...''"
*''"Hmmm..."''
*"''What?''"
*''"What?"''
*"''Are you bored?''"
*''"Are you bored?"''
*"''Hmm.
*''"Okay."''
*"''Okay.''"
*''"What's that smell?"''
*"''What's that smell?''"
*''"Phew."''
*"''Phew.''"
 
===Pumpkin Panic===
*"''Ah!''" - Attack
*"''Hm!''" - Attack
*"''Ouch!''" - Damage
*"''Ugh!''" - Damage
*"''How magical.''" - Special attack
*"''Good for you.''" - New high score
*"''I'll be the world's greatest witch.''" - Scoring very high
*"''Friends? Okay.''" - Scoring very high
*"''Nothing scares you...''" - Scoring high
*"''Not a fan...''" - Scoring average
*"''Phew.''" - Scoring low
*"''You still here?''" - Idling


==[[Ben]]==
==[[Ben]]==
*"''Breaking news! Smash hit [[Super Pyoro]] has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game.''"
*''"Breaking news! Smash hit [[Super Pyoro]] has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game."''
*"''And it's selling...''"
*''"And it's selling..."''
*"''...like hotcakes!''"
*''"...like hotcakes!"''


==[[Young Cricket|Cricket]]==
==[[Young Cricket and Master Mantis|Cricket]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Yes, Master!''"
*''"Yes, Master!"''
*"''Right!''"
*''"Right!"''
*"''Never, Master!''"
*''"Never, Master!"''
*"''But, Master... Isn't [[Diamond City Amusement Park|this]] a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?''"
*''"But, Master... Isn't [[Diamond City Amusement Park|this]] a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?"''
*"''Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!''"
*''"Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!"''
*"''Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!''"
*''"Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!"''
*"''I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!''"
*''"I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!"''
*"''Ready, Master!''"
*''"Ready, Master!"''
*"''I survived, Master. Though barely.''"
*''"I survived, Master. Though barely."''
*"''This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey.''"
*''"This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey."''
*"''Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. [[Lulu|Little girl]]... get off.''"
*''"Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. [[Lulu|Little girl]]... get off."''
*"''So, what's next, Master?''"
*''"So, what's next, Master?"''
*"''Yes, of course, Master.''"
*''"Yes, of course, Master."''
*"''I believe that's my cue.''"
*''"I believe that's my cue."''
*"''Then we have achieved our goal.''"
*''"Then we have achieved our goal."''
*"''I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!''"
*''"I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!"''
 
===In-game===
===In-game===
===Starting===
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Ready!"''
====Winning a microgame====
====Winning a microgame====
*"''Cool!''"
*''"Great technique!"''
*"''Pretty good!''"
*''"You're on fire!"''
*"''Take that!''"
*''"Sweet!"''
*"''Nice!''"
*''"Nice!"''
*"''You got it!''"
*''"You got it!''
*"''Sweet!''"
*''"Pretty good!"''
*"''Great technique!''"
*''"Take that!"''
*"''Hiyah!''"
*''"Wow!"''
*"''Wow!''"
*''"Kick it!"''
*"''You're on fire!''"
*''"Hiyah!"''
*"''Kick it!''"
*''"Cool!"''
*"''Perfecto!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"I knew you'd make it!"'' - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Keep it zen!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Perfecto!'' - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
*"''Tread carefully!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Keep it zen!"'' - Completing 5 microgames at one life
*"''I knew you'd make it!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Tread carefully!"'' - Completing 5 microgames at one life
*"''Heh! Can't fool you!"'' - Evading a trick
====Losing a Microgame====
 
*''"That hurts!"''
====Losing a microgame====
*''"That's rough!"''
*"''That hurts!''"
*''"Too bad!"''
*"''Too bad.''"
*''"Tough break!"''
*"''You lost focus!''"
*''"Find your center!"''
*"''Tough break.''"
*''"Careful!"''
*"''That's rough.''"
*''"Concentrate!"'' - Idling
*"''Your next move is crucial!''" - One life left
====Misc.====
*"''Careful!''" - One life left
*''"Just try it!"''
*"''Find your center!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"You ready?"''
*"''Concentrate!''" - Idling
*''"Huff, watch out!"'' - Boss microgame
*"''(sighs) You misjudged.''" - Falling for a trick
*''"Training complete!"'' - Story cleared
 
*''"Don't fall behind!"'' - Speed up
====Intermission====
*''"Speed run!"'' - Speed up
*"''Ready!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Collect all that you can!"' - Intermission
*"''Here we go!''" - Start/Restart
*''"We weren't ready..."'' - Game over
*"''Wa-chaaa!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Hah! You're a legend!"'' - New high score
*"''Speed run!''" - Speed up
*''"Keep training!"'' - Quit
*"''Don't fall behind!''" - Speed up
*''"Is this truly the end...?"'' - Game over
*"''Huff! Watch out!''" - Boss microgame
*"''Prepare yourself!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''Good catch!''" - 1-up
*"''(sigh of relief) Just in time.''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''Collect all that you can!''" - Bonus
*"''You ready?''" - Level up
*"''Is this truly the end...?''" - Game over
*"''We weren't ready...''" - Game over
*"''Let the training continue!''" - Continuing
*"''Hah! You're a legend!''" - New high score
*"''Amazing!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Ha! Not too shabby!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''Training complete!''" - Story complete
*"''Well done!''" - Outro
*"''Keep training!''" - Quit


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''Hyah! I am Young Cricket. I have much to learn.''"
*''"Hyah! I am Young Cricket. I have much to learn."''
*"''Ahahahaha!''"
*''"Ahahahaha!"''
*"''Hyah!''"
*''"Hyah!"''
*"''Master!''"
*''"Master!"''
*"''Hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmm...''"
*''"Hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmm..."''
*"''Thanks!''"
*''"Thanks!"''
*"''All that training's made me hungry!''"
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Yes!''"
*''"Yes!"''
*"''Ha...''"
*''"Ha..."''
*"''Excuse me!''"
*''"Excuse me!"''
*"''Yah!''"
*''"Yah!"''
*"''Yeah!''"
*''"Hey..."''
*"''Hey...''"
*''"Eh ha ha..."''
*"''Eh ha ha...''"
 
===Battle Time===
*"''Young Cricket!''"
*"''Excuse me!''" - Instructions
*"''Yeah!''" - Join Battle
*"''Yes!''" - Starting
 
====Winning a microgame====
*"''Ahahahaha!''"
*"''Ha...''"


==[[Danny]]==
==[[Danny]]==
*"''Have a great day!''"
*''"Have a great day!"''
*"''Welcome to [[Gigantaburger]]! What can I get ya?''"
*''"Welcome to [[Gigantaburger]]! What can I get ya?"''
*"''Chilly fries, comin' right up!''"
*''"Chilly fries, comin' right up!"''
*"''Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?''"
*''"Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"''
*"''Chili shake, comin' right up!''"
*''"Chili shake, comin' right up!"''
*"''Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?''"
*''"Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"''
*"''Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one.''"
*''"Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one."''
*"''Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers.''"
*''"Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers."''
*"''What? Uh... You still there?''"
*''"What? Uh... You still there?"''
*"''Uh, sure.''"
*''"Uh, sure."''
*"''Is that oinking?!''"
*''"Is that oinking?!"''
*"''Not a chance, mister!''"
*''"Not a chance, mister!"''
*"''What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!''"
*''"What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!"''
*"''No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?''"
*''"No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?"''


==[[Doris 1]]==
==[[Doris 1]]==
*"''Hee hee hee.''"
*''"Hee hee hee."''
*"''Initiate. Greeting sequence.''"
*''"Initiate. Greeting sequence."''
*"''I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition.''"
*''"I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition."''
*"''Face recognition complete.''"
*''"Face recognition complete."''
*"''My creator...WAS [[Dr. Crygor|YOU]]! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!''"
*''"My creator...WAS YOU! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"''
*"''I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!''"
*''"I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!"''
*"''Hm hm hm.''"
*''"Hm hm hm."''
*"''Yes they do.''"
*''"Yes they do."''
*"''Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me.''"
*''"Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me."''


==[[Dr. Crygor]]==
==[[Dr. Crygor]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply.''"
*''"Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."''
*"''Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!''"
*''"Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"''
*"''I was worried about you!''"
*''"I was worried about you!"''
*"''Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!''"
*''"Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"''
*"''U-unknown?''"
*''"U-unknown?"''
*"''Eee!''"
*''"Eee!"''
*"''Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with (unintelligible).]''"
*''"Is this just another prank, Mike, because..."''
*"''AAAH!''"
*''"AAAH!"''
*"''A robot? This is quite odd.''"
*''"A robot? This is quite odd."''
*"''This poor, poor robot!''"
*''"This poor, poor robot!"''
*"''Hm?''"
*''"Hm?"''
*"''AAAH!''"
*''"AAAH!"''
*"''Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!''"
*''"Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"''
*"''We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!''"
*''"We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"''
*"''Whaa?''"
*''"Whaa?"''
*"''My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in [[Agate Forest|that forest]]. Oh, Mike—''"
*''"My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in [[Agate Forest|that forest]]. Oh, Mike—"''
*"''Oh! A brand-new concoction?''"
*''"Oh! A brand-new concoction?"''
*"''Oh, it smells...g-great.''"
*''"Oh, it smells...g-great."''
*"''Oh! Ugh!''"
*''"Oh! Ugh!"''
*"''What? A pop star?! Of course I support [[Penny|you]] no matter what, but...''"
*''"What? A pop star?! Of course I support [[Penny|you]] no matter what, but..."''
*"''Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!''"
*''"Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"''
*"''I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!''"
*''"I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"''
*"''Much better. That really did the trick.''"
*''"Much better. That really did the trick."''
*"''Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?''"
*''"Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"''
*"''Now...when will the effects wear off?''"
*''"Now...when will the effects wear off?"''
*"''Uh...Penny?!''"
*''"Uh...Penny?!"''
*"''Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!''"
*''"Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"''
*"''Ooh!''"
*''"Ooh!"''
*"''All thanks to my...magnetic moves.''"
*''"All thanks to my...magnetic moves."''
*"''Now let's split it up equally.''"
*''"Now let's split it up equally."''
 
===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Unbelievable!''"
*''"Eureka!"''
*"''Excellent!''"
*''"Do you have what it takes?"''
*"''Success!''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''Quite!''"
*''"Crygorian genius!"''
*"''I see!''"
*''"Marvelous!"''
*"''Marvelous!''"
*''"Unbelievable!"''
*"''Fascinating!''"
*''"Excellent!"''
*"''Looking for a job?''"
*''"Fascinating!"''
*"''Perfect!''"
*''"Quite!"''
*"''Exemplary!''"
*''"Perfect!"''
*"''Good work!''"
*''"I see!"''
*"''I'm simply giddy!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Good work!"''
*"''Persistence is key!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Looking for a job?"''
*"''I'm on pins and needles!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Persistence is key!"'' - Completing 5 microgames in a row at one life
*"''Exhilarating!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
====Losing a Microgame====
*"''You sly dog.''" - Evading a trick
*''"WHAAAAT?!"''
 
*''"Terrible results!"''
====Losing a microgame====
*''"Unthinkable!"''
*"''WHAAAAT?!''"
*''"I can't watch..."''
*"''But... how?!''"
*''"H...how?!"''
*"''Terrible results!''"
*''"Oh...no...!"
*"''Unthinkable!''"
*''"Wake up already!"'' - Idling
*"''Oh...no...!"
*''"Pull it together!"'' - Losing three microgames in a row
*"''You're on thin ice!''" - One life left
====Misc.====
*"''I'm getting nervous!''" - One life left
*''"I'm on pins and needles!"''
*"''Pull it together!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"Time to hustle!"'' - Speed up
*"''Wake up, already!''" - Idling
*''"Keep up!"'' - Speed up
*"''You've been had!''" - Falling for a trick
*''"Realize your earning potential!"'' - Intermission
 
*''"Up for a challenge?"'' - Level up
====Intermission====
*''"Haha, we escaped!"'' - Story complete
*"''Do you have what it takes?''" - Start/Restart
*''"That was... painful."'' - Game over
*"''Crygorian genius!''" - Start/Restart
*''"How unfortunate."'' - Game over
*"''Eureka!''" - Start/Restart
*''"I like those results!"'' - New high score
*"''Time to hustle!''" - Speed up
*''"Don't be a stranger!"'' - Quit
*"''Keep up!''" - Speed up
*"''Steel yourself!''" - Boss microgame
*"''I can't watch!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''How advantageous!''" - 1-up
*"''I'm so relieved!''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''Realize your earning potential!''" - Bonus
*"''Up for a challenge?''" - Level up
*"''How unfortunate...''" - Game over
*"''That was... painful.''" - Game over
*"''I like your determination!''" - Continuing
*"''I like those results!''" - New high score
*"''You should be proud!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Well done!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''HAHA! WE ESCAPED!''" - Story complete
*"''I congratulate you!''" - Outro
*"''Don't be a stranger!''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''They call me Dr. Crygor, the genius!''"
*''"They call me Dr. Crygor the genius!"''
*"''This calls for tea!''"
*''"This calls for tea!"''<!-- ? -->
*"''Hmmm.''"
*''"Hmmm."''
*"''Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm...''"
*''"Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."''
*"''Listen closely.''"
*''"Listen closely."''
*"''I'm so grateful!''"
*''"I'm so grateful!"''
*"''Ha ha ha ha ha ha!''"
*''"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"''
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Eh ha ha.''"
*''"Eh ha ha."''
*"''Of course.''"
*''"Of course."''
*"''I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!''"
*''"I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!"''
*"''Greetings!''"
*''"Greetings!"''
*"''Hmm...''"
*''"How dare you?!"''
*"''How dare you?!''"
*''"Ooh hoo, ooh..."''
*"''Ooh hoo, ooh...''"


===Unused===
==[[Dribble and Spitz|Dribble]]==
*"''Definitely not.''"
*"''Yes, hmmm? Don't you agree? Of course.''"
*"''This all turned out quite splendidly, hmmm?''"
 
==[[Dribble & Spitz|Dribble]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Aw, not again.''"
*''"Aw, not again."''
*"''Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?''"
*''"Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?"''
*"''Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!''"
*''"Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!"''
*"''B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!''"
*''"B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!"''
*"''I guess.''"
*''"I guess."''
*"''Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?''"
*''"Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?"''
*"''We're not gonna make it!''"
*''"We're not gonna make it!"''
*"''I guess it could be worse.''"
*''"I guess it could be worse."''
*"''Huh?''"
*''"Huh?"''
*"''I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?''"
*''"I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?"''
*"''Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!''"
*''"Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!"''
*"''That's it. We chased them all off!''"
*''"That's it. We chased them all off!"''
*"''Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!''"
*''"Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!"''
*"''Yeah, cool.''"
*''"Yeah, cool."''
*"''Let's just go home.''"
*''"Let's just go home."''
*"''I got stuff for s'mores.''"
*''"I got stuff for s'mores."''
*"''Ya know, we oughtta invite Wario next time we do this.''"
*''"Ya know, we oughtta invite Wario next time we do this."''
*"''C'mon. Where's our cut?''"
*''"C'mon. Where's our cut?"''
 
===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Nice.''"
*''"Dribble... drive!"''
*"''Yeah!''"
*Spitz: ''"Ready, Dribble?"'' Dribble: ''"Ready!"''
*"''Nailed it!''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''And done!''"
*''"Nice."''
*"''You got it!''"
*''"Nice drivin'."''
*"''You rule!''"
*''"And done!"''
*"''Nice driving.''"
*''"You rule!"''
*"''Woo-wee!''"
*''"You got it!"''
*"''So good!''"
*''"Nailed it!"''
*"''Vroooooooooooom!''"
*''"Ooh-wee!"''
*"''Holy smokes!''"
*''"So good!"''
*"''On a streak!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Holy smokes!"''
*"''Now that's grit!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Yeah!"''
*"''Just stay cool.''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Juuuust in time!"'' - Complete a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Just eked by!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"On a streak!"'' - Flawlessly completed 15 microgames
*"''Slick!''" - Evading a trick
====Losing a Microgame====
 
*''"C'mon!!"''
====Losing a microgame====
*''"What's goin' on?"''
*"''C'mon!!''"
*''"What a mess!"''
*"''Aw, shucks.''"
*''"Aw, shucks."''
*"''What a mess!''"
*''"Don't mess up!"'' - One life left
*"''What's goin' on?''"
*''"Watch it!"'' - One life left
*"''That hurts!''"
*''"Not cool!"'' - Losing 3 lives in a row
*"''Watch it!''" - One life left
*''"You taking a nap?"'' - Idling
*"''Don't mess up!''" - One life left
====Misc.====
*"''Not cool!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"Hold on tight!"'' - Speed up
*"''You taking a nap?''" - Idling
*''"Hit the gas!"'' - Speed up
*"''It was a trap!''" - Falling for a trick
*''"You got this, kid."'' - Boss microgame
 
*''"We showed 'em!"'' - Story complete
====Intermission====
*''"I'll take it!"'' - 1-up
*'''Spitz:''' "''Ready, Dribble?''" '''Dribble:''' ''"Ready!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Now I can relax."'' - 1-up after only one life
*"''DRIBBLE DRIVE!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Rake it in!"'' - Intermission
*"''Gear up!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Now it gets hard!"'' - Level up
*"''Hit the gas!''" - Speed up
*''"We never stood a chance..."'' - Game over
*"''Hold on tight!''" - Speed up
*''"Out of gas?"'' - Game over
*"''You got this, kid.''" - Boss microgame
*''"Highest score yet!"'' - New high score
*"''It's not over yet!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"Hit the brakes!"'' - Quit
*"''I'll take it!''" - 1-up
*"''Now I can relax.''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''Rake it in!''" - Bonus
*"''Now it gets hard!''" - Level up
*"''We never stood a chance...''" - Game over
*"''Out of gas?''" - Game over
*"''No stopping now!''" - Continuing
*"''Highest score yet!''" - New high score
*"''The best in the biz!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''I'm impressed!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''We showed 'em!''" - Story complete
*"''Way to go!''" - Outro
*"''Hit the brakes!''" - Quit
*"''Hey!''" - Cruise Controls instructions


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''Dribble here! Need a ride?''"
*''"Dribble here! Need a ride?"''
*"''Thank ya!''"
*''"Thank ya!"''
*"''Uh-huh.''"
*''"Uh-huh."''
*"''Hey!''"
*''"Hey!"''
*"''Yep.''"
*''"Yep."''
*"''Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...''"
*''"Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm..."''
*"''Heh hah hah!''"
*''"Heh hah hah!"''
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Thanks for riding!''"
*''"Thanks for riding!"''
*"''You there?''"'
*''"Phew!"''
*"''Phew!''"
*''"Hey, you! Yeah, you!"''
*"''Hey, you! Yeah, you!''"
*''"Eh..."''
*"''Eh...''"
*''"Aw, shucks."''
*"''Aw, shucks.''"
*''"It- eh?"''<!-- ? -->
*"''It- eh?''"<!-- ? -->
*''"Heh."''
*"''Heh.''"


==[[Fronk]]==
==[[Fronk]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''[[9-Volt|You]] look less than pleased.''"
*''"[[9-Volt|You]] look less than pleased."''
*"''Uh, me.''"
*''"Uh, me."''
*"''Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me.''"
*''"Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me."''
*"''I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?''"
*''"I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?"''
*"''Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?''"
*''"Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?"''
*"''Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?''"
*''"Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?"''
*"''A-ha! See? You are good at math!''"
*''"A-ha! See? You are good at math!"''
*"''That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!''"
*''"That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!"''
*"''Sort of.''"
*''"Sort of."''
*"''You're a hero!''"
*''"You're a hero!"''
*"''Don't call me that.''"
*''"Don't call me that."''
*"''No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets.''"
*''"No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets."''
*"''I just turned one last month.''"
*''"I just turned one last month."''
*"''That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga.''"
*''"That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga."''
*"''Then they'll love [[Mike|our]] creations!''"
*''"Then they'll love [[Mike|our]] creations!"''
*"''I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!''"
*''"I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!"''
*"''Did she say Wario?''"
*''"Did she say Wario?"''


===In-game===
===Starting===
====Winning a microgame====
*''"And we're off!"''
*"''Nicely done!''"
*''"Good luck!"''
*"''Excellent!''"
 
*"''Superb!''"
===Winning a Microgame===
*"''That's the way!''"
*''"Ooh!"''
*"''Ooh!''"
*''"Superb!"''
*"''Success!''"
*''"Success!"''
*"''You're a pro!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"That's the way!"''
*"''By the skin of your teeth!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Excellent!"''
*"''Gooooood.''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Nicely done!"''
*"''That was a close one!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"You're a pro!"'' - Flawlessly winning 15 times in a row
*"''Aren't you sharp?''" - Evading a trick
*''"Gooooood!"'' - Completing 5 microgames at one life
*''"By the skin of your teeth!"'' - Completing 5 microgames at one life
*''"Aren't you sharp?"'' - Not falling for a trick


====Losing a microgame====
===Losing a Microgame===
*"''Too bad...''"
*''"Too bad."''
*"''You failed...''"
*''"You failed."''
*"''Eh...''"
*''"You were so close."''
*"''Well, that's disappointing.''"
*''"Well, that's disappointing."''
*"''You were so close!''"
*''"Eh."''
*"''Oh no!''" - One life left
*''"You've been had!"'' - Falling for a trick
*"''It's almost over.''" - One life left
*''"Oh no!"'' - One life left
*"''Time to get serious!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"It's almost over..."'' - One life left
*"''Now, did you try?''" - Idling
*''"Time to get serious!"'' - Losing three lives in a row
*"''You've been had!''" - Falling for a trick


====Intermission====
===Misc.===
*"''And we're off!''" - Start/Restart
*''"I guess this is it."'' - Game over
*"''Good luck!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Try again later."'' - Game over
*"''Ready when you are!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Your highest score yet!"'' - New high score
*"''I guess this is it.''" - Game over
*''"You've got a knack for this!"'' - Scoring high
*"''Try again later.''" - Game over
*''"You'll be back."'' - Quit
*"''Your highest score yet!''" - New high score
*"''You've got a knack for this!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Good show!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''Good stuff.''" - Outro
*"''You'll be back.''" - Quit


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet.''"
*''"Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet."''
*"''Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm...''"
*''"Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm..."''
*"''Oh!''"
*''"Oh!"''
*"''Hmm...''"
*''"Hmm..."''
*"''Thanks very much.''"
*''"Thanks very much."''
*"''Good stuff.''"
*''"Good stuff."''
*"''It'll all turn out.''"
*''"It'll all turn out."''
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Oh, yes...''"
*''"Oh, yes..."''
*"''That's life, kid.''"
*''"That's life, kid."''
*"''Hello there!''"
*''"Hello there!"''
*"''How now?''"
*''"How now?"''
*"''Phew!''"
*''"Phew!"''
*"''A-Ahem!''"
*''"A-Ahem!"''
*"''Oh ha ha ha ha ha!''"
*''"Oh ha ha ha ha ha!"''


==[[Gahrumble]]==
==[[Gahrumble]]==
*"''Grraaar!''"
*''"Grraaar!"''
*"''Oooaaao!''"
*''"Oooaaao!"''
*"''Uoh eeeh!''"
*''"Uoh eeeh!"''
*"''Uoooh eh!''"
*''"Uoooh eh!"''
*"''Uoooh!''"
*''"Uoooh!"''
*"''Eeeooo...''"
*''"Eeeooo..."''
*"''Uoooh.''"
*''"Uoooh."''
*"''Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!''"
*''"Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!"''
*"''Huh huuuh!''"
*''"Huh huuuh!"''
*"''Huoooh oooh!''"
*''"Huoooh oooh!"''


==[[Jimmy T]]==
==[[Jimmy T.]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Hm?''"
*''"Hm?"''
*"''Ciao, [[Amy and Mimi|ladies]].''"
*''"Ciao, [[Amy and Mimi|ladies]]."''
*"''Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?''"
*''"Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?"''
*"''Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows.''"
*''"Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows."''
*"''Ah, I thought [[Amy and Mimi|you]] would never ask.''"
*''"Ah, I thought [[Amy and Mimi|you]] would never ask."''
*"''Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!''"
*''"Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!"''
*"''You KNOW it.''"
*''"You KNOW it."''
*"''Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty.''"
*''"Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty."''
*"''Let's roll.''"
*''"Let's roll."''
*"''Yo, Joe!''"
*''"Yo, Joe!"''
*"''Let's get this place bumpin'.''"
*''"Let's get this place bumpin'."''
*"''Now let's PAR-TAY!''"
*''"Now let's PAR-TAY!"''
*"''Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!''"
*''"Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!"''
*"''C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!''"
*''"C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!"''
*"''We all get a cut, bro.''"
*''"We all get a cut, bro."''
 
===In-game===
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Starting====
*"''Nice!''"
*''"Let's dance!"''
*"''That's good!''"
*''"Hit it!"''
*"''Mm-hmm!''"
====Winning a Microgame====
*"''You got this!''"
*''"So fine!"''
*"''So fine!''"
*''"I like it!"''
*"''I like it!''"
*''"It's all good!"''
*"''Groovy!''"
*''"Aw yeah!"''
*"''Real cool!''"
*''"That's good!"''
*"''It's all good!''"
*''"Groovy!"''
*"''It's on!''"
*''"You got this!"''
*"''Aw yeah!''"
*''"It's on!"''
*"''Looking good!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Mm-hmm!"''
*"''You still got it!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Real cool!"''
*"''That's right!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Looking good!"'' - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
*"''Look out!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
====Losing a Microgame====
*"''Nice catch!''" - Evading a trick
*''"Oh, man!"''
 
*''"Too bad!"''
====Losing a microgame====
*''"Yikes!"''
*"''Close one!''"
*''"Where's your head at?"'' - Idling
*"''Yikes!''"
*''"Down to the wire!"'' - One life left
*"''Too bad!''"
*''"You lose the beat?"'' - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Oh, man!''"
====Misc.====
*"''C'est la vie!''"
*''"It's heating up!"'' - Speed up
*"''Down to the wire!''" - One life left
*''"Keep up, man!"'' - Speed up
*"''Watch out, now!''" - One life left
*''"Show me what ya got!"'' - Boss microgame
*"''You lose the beat?''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"Stay smooth!"'' - Boss microgame with one life left
*"''Where's your head at?''" - Idling
*''"Fascinating!"'' - 1-up
*"''They gotcha!''" - Falling for a trick
*''"Nice break!"'' - 1-up with one life left
 
*''"Let's boogie, baby!"'' - Intermission
====Intermission====
*''"Now we're talking!"'' - Level up
*"''Hit it!''" - Start/Restart
*''"I lost my mojo!"'' - Game over
*"''Let's dance!''" - Start/Restart
*''"So that's it!"'' - Game over
*"''Here we go!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Another high score!"'' - New high score
*"''It's heatin' up!''" - Speed up
*''"See you later!"'' - Quit
*"''Keep up, man!''" - Speed up
*"''Show me what ya got!''" - Boss microgame
*"''Stay smooth!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''Fascinating!''" - 1-up
*"''Nice break!''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''Let's boogie, baby!''" - Bonus
*"''Now we're talkin'!''" - Level up
*"''So that's it!''" - Game over
*"''I lost my mojo!''" - Game over
*"''I can dig it!''" - Continuing
*"'''Nother high score!''" - New high score
*"''You got moves!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''That was solid!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''Lookin' good!''" - Story complete
*"''That was nice!''" - Outro
*"''See ya later!''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''Name's Jimmy T! Let's dance!''"
*''"Name's Jimmy T! Let's dance!"''
*"''Ooh, yeah!''"
*''"Ooh, yeah!"''
*"''Yeah!''"
*''"Yeah!"''
*"''Well, now!''"
*''"Well, now!"''
*"''Yo!''"
*''"Yo!"''
*"''A ha ha!''"
*''"A ha ha!"''
*"''Mmm hmm, mmm hmm hmm mmm...''"
*''"Mmm hmm, mmm hmm hmm mmm..."''
====B-rank====
*''"So true."''
*''"Mmm hmm."''
*''"Yeah, baby!"''
*''"Hmm."''
*''"Ha!"''
*''"Alright!"''
*''"Thanks, man!"''


====B-rank====
==[[Manager Joe|Joe]]==
*"''So true.''"
*''"Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?"''
*"''Mmm hmm.''"
*''"Let's try this—close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress."''
*"''Yeah, baby!''"
*''"Great. Go ahead and describe it to me."''
*"''Hmm.''"
*''"I think I can work with that."''
*"''Ha!''"
*''"Cool? Wario?!"''
*"''Alright!''"
*''"Stache?! Why! Wha—?"''
*"''Thanks, man!''"
*''"What? You mean this old thing?"''
*''"Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait...but also like Wario?"''
*''"You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?"''
*''"Oh. Coming!"''
*''"What is it?"''
*''"Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It's been a while since I put myself out there."''
*''"Of course, I don't know what I would wear..."''
*''"But if you think I've got style— Mona? WAIT UP!"''
*''"Guess I'll close up early tonight."''


==[[Joe]]==
==[[Kat and Ana]]==
*"''Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?''"
*"''Let's try this—close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress.''"
*"''Great. Go ahead and describe it to me.''"
*"''I think I can work with that.''"
*"''Cool? Wario?!''"
*"''Stache?! Why! Wha—?''"
*"''What? You mean this old thing?''"
*"''Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait...but also like Wario?''"
*"''You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?''"
*"''Oh. Coming!''"
*"''What is it?''"
*"''Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It's been a while since I put myself out there.''"
*"''Of course, I don't know what I would wear...''"
*"''But if you think I've got style— Mona? WAIT UP!''"
*"''Guess I'll close up early tonight.''"


==[[Kat & Ana]]==
===Story===
===Story===
====Kat====
====Kat====
*"''We made it! Time to crush this ninja test.''"
*''"We made it! Time to crush this ninja test."''
*"''Our fates rest in the hands of [[Ms. Munchly|that ninja over there]].''"
*''"Our fates rest in the hands of [[Ms. Munchly|that ninja]] over there."''
*"''She may not look like a TRUE ninja...but true ninjas never do.''"
*''"She may not look like a TRUE ninja...but true ninjas never do!"''
*"''Be right back!''"
*''"Be right back!"''
*"''OK, we're signed in.''"
*''"OK, we're signed in."''
*"''We eat.''"
*''"We eat."''
*"''To pass, we have to eat everything she dishes out.''"
*''"To pass, we have to eat everything she dishes out."''
*"''What do ninjas even eat?''"
*''"What do ninjas even eat?"''
*"''Or apple pie?''"
*''"Or apple pie?"''
*"''Chowder!''"
*''"Chowder!"''
*"''Steak with garlic butter!''"
*''"Steak with garlic butter!"''
*"''Oh no! We're gonna be late for the test! Are you ready, Ana?''"
*''"Oh no! We're gonna be late for the test! Are you ready, Ana?"''
*"''You mean...we didn't get our ninja learner's permit?''"
*''"You mean...we didn't get our ninja learner's permit?"''
*"''What?''"
*''"What?"''
*"''WHAAA—?!''"
*''"WHAAA—?!"''
*"''Now the true challenge begins. C'mon, Ana!''"
*''"Now the true challenge begins. C'mon, Ana!"''
*"''We brought a bunch of food with us!''"
*''"We brought a bunch of food with us!"''
*"''Look at all these...people!''"
*''"Look at all these...people!"''
*"''So is that all we made?''"
*''"So is that all we made?"''


====Ana====
====Ana====
*"''In just a few hours, we could be holding real-life ninja learner's permits!''"
*''"In just a few hours, we could be holding real-life ninja learner's permits!"''
*"''Uh, Kat. Are you sure she's a ninja?''"
*''"Uh, Kat. Are you sure she's a ninja?"''
*"''Wow!''"
*''"Wow!"''
*"''Ah!''"
*''"Ah!"''
*"''What's the test?''"
*''"What's the test?"''
*"''Huh?''"
*''"Huh?"''
*"''AH! Yes! I'm so, so good at eating!''"
*''"AH! Yes! I'm so, so good at eating!"''
*"''Maybe turkey!''"
*''"Maybe turkey!"''
*"''Pizza?''"
*''"Pizza?"''
*"''Sushi!''"
*''"Sushi!"''
*"''I've never been readier!''"
*''"I've never been readier!"''
*"''Gourmet Master?''"
*''"Gourmet Master?"''
*"''What?''"
*''"What?"''
*"''WHAAA—?!''"
*''"WHAAA—?!"''
*"''So full...''"
*''"We passed!"''
*"''Oh my goodness! I hope it tastes as good as it smells...''"
*''"So full..."''
*"''Oh no! I think [[Wario|he]] spent all the rest!''"
*''"Oh my goodness! I hope it tastes as good as it smells..."''
*''"Oh no! I think [[Wario|he]] spent all the rest!"''
 
===In-Game===
====Start====
*'' Kat: "Let's do this, Ana!" Ana: "You got it, sis!"''


===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Winning a microgame====
*"''Great!''"
*''"Cool moves!"''
*"''Unstoppable!''"
*''"Ninja-riffic!"''
*"''Awesome!''"
*''"Yeah!"''
*"''Yeah!''"
*''"Unstoppable!"''
*"''Amazing!''"
*''"Great!"''
*"''No way!''"
*''"You did it!"''
*"''Cool moves!''"
*''"That was great!"'' - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames
*"''You did it!''"
*"''Ninja-riffic!''"
*"''Woo-hoo!''"
*"''Perfect!''"
*"''That was great!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*"''It's not over yet!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''Keep it up!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''You made it!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Close one!''" - Evading a trick


====Losing a microgame====
====Losing a microgame====
*"''That stinks!''"
*''"No!!"''
*"''What happened?''"
*''"What happened?"''
*"''Noooo!!''"
*''"Your guard was down..."''
*"''Keep it together!''"
*''"Be careful!"'' - One life left
*"''Your guard was down.''"
*"''Uh-oh!''" - One life left
*"''Be careful!''" - One life left
*"''Stay focused!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Pay attention!''" - Idling
*"''You fell for that?''" - Falling for a trick
 
====Intermission====
*"''Ready for action?''" - Start/Restart
*'''Kat:''' ''"Let's do this, Ana!''" '''Ana:''' ''"You got it, sis!''" - Start/Restart
*"''KATANA!!!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Faster!''" - Speed up
*"''Speed up!''" - Speed up
*"''Good luck out there!''" - Boss microgame
*"''Let's show 'em!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''Yay!''" - 1-up
*"''Breathe easy!''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL!!!''" - Bonus
*"''Prepare yourself!''" - Level up
*"''That was tough...''" - Game over
*'''Kat:''' "''We gotta do that again?''" - Game over
*"''Never give up!''" - Continuing
*"''New high score!''" - New high score
*"''You're a true ninja!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Unbelievable!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''We passed!''" - Story complete
*"''You did it!''" - Outro
*"''So long!''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
====Kat (A-rank)====
*"''I'm Kat of Kat and Ana!''"
*"''Oh hey!''"
*"''Yup!''"
*"''Ohhh...''"
*"''Wha...?''"
*"''(Giggles)''"
*"''Mmm-hmm-hmmmm!''"
 
====Kat (B-rank)====
*"''Uh-huh!''"
*"''(Disappointed groan)''"
*"''Ahhh...''"
*"''Excuse me?''"
*"''Can we chat?''"
*"''Taste my blade!''"
*"''Heh-heh!''"
 
====Ana (A-rank)====
*"''I'm Ana! Have you met my turtle?''"
*"''(Giggling)''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''Excuse me...''"
*"''Phew!''"
*"''Hmmm''"
*"''Um, hello...?''"


====Ana (B-rank)====
====Misc.====
*"''Hohhhh...''"
*''"Faster!"'' - Speed up
*"''Um...''"
*''"Speed up!"'' - Speed up
*"''Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm-hmm, hmm hmm...hmmmmm hmm-hmm''"
*''"Good luck out there!"'' - Boss game
*"''Hey!''"
*''"It's a free-for-all!!"'' - Intermission
*"''Okay!''"
*''"We passed!"'' - Story complete
*"''Huh?''"
*"''(Giggles)''"


==[[Lulu]]==
==[[Lulu]]==
===Story===
*''"Wario! WARIO!"''
*"''Wario! WARIO!''"
*''"I'm gonna get [[Wario|you]]!"''
*"''I'm gonna get [[Wario|you]]!''"
*''"That's how [[Wario|you]] wanna play this?"''
*"''That's how [[Wario|you]] wanna play this?''"
*''"That Wario guy is the worst!"''
*"''That Wario guy is the worst!''"
*''"I'll wipe that stupid mustache right off of his stupid face!"''
*"''I'll wipe that stupid mustache right off of his stupid face!''"
*''"...Huh? YEAH! Rainbow!"''
*"''...Huh? YEAH! Rainbow!''"
*''"If I'm gonna face Wario...I gotta carb up!"''
*"''If I'm gonna face Wario...I gotta carb up!''"
*''"Hungry, [[Ruffington|little guy]]?"''
*"''Hungry, [[Ruffington|little guy]]?''"
*''"Gotta get goin'..."''
*"''Gotta get goin'...''"
*''"Lulu, the greatest hero ever... Huh?! Wh-what time is it? Oh no! I fell asleep! WARIO'S GONNA GET AWAY!"''
*"''Lulu, the greatest hero ever... Huh?! Wh-what time is it? Oh no! I fell asleep! WARIO'S GONNA GET AWAY!''"
*''"Thanks for the snuggles!"''
*"''Thanks for the snuggles!''"
*''"Yeah...nice horsey!"''
*"''Yeah...nice horsey!''"
*''"Huh?!"''
*"''Huh?!''"
*''"Come on! Giddyup, horsey!"''
*"''Come on! Giddyup, horsey!''"
*''"NEVER!"''
*"''NEVER!''"
*''"Yah! Fun's over! I'm taking back what's mine! Hey! Hey, you! I'll take care of Wario here. You go and win this thing!"''
*"''Yah! Fun's over! I'm taking back what's mine! Hey! Hey, you! I'll take care of Wario here. You go and win this thing!''"
*''"Luxeville's greatest hero...Lulu!"''
*"''Luxeville's greatest hero...Lulu!''"
*''"ENOUGH! Gimme back that pot you're wearing, or else!"''
*"''ENOUGH! Gimme back that pot you're wearing, or else!''"
*''"I'm giving you one last chance. Hand it over NOW!"''
*"''I'm giving you one last chance. Hand it over NOW!''"
*''"You've left me with no choice."''
*"''You've left me with no choice.''"
*''"Yay! Serves you right! The people of Luxeville have been holding it long enough!"''
*"''Yay! Serves you right! The people of Luxeville have been holding it long enough!''"
*''"This pot...is a potty! It had just been cleaned and put out to dry when you stole it!"''
*"''This pot...is a potty! It had just been cleaned and put out to dry when you stole it!''"
*''"Hey, guys! I'm back! Your hero has returned!"''
*"''Hey, guys! I'm back! Your hero has returned!''"
*''"Huh?!"''
 
*''"Yay!"''
===In-game===
*''"Nice!"''
====Winning a microgame====
*''"Good job!"''
*"''Great!''"
*''"Alright!"''
*"''Alright!''"
*''"That's it!"''
*"''Good job!''"
*''"Great!"''
*"''That's it!''"
*''"It's all over..."''
*"''Yay!''"
*''"Aww. That's it."''
*"''Keep it up!''"
*''"Keep calm, KEEP CALM!"''
*"''Cool!''"
*''"Don't fall behind!"''
*"''Nice!''"
*''"Good luck!"''
*"''Ahahaha!''"
*''"You did it!!"''
*"''Doing great!''"
*''"Call me anytime!"''
*"''Amazing!''"
*''"Lulu's Balloon Buster!"''
*"''No mistakes yet!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Hydrocannon LX!"''
*"''Ooh, hang in there!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Money, money, money!!!"''
*"''Keep it up!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"I'm Lulu, the hero of Luxeville!"''
*"''Whew! Made it!''" Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Knew you could!''" - Evading a trick
 
====Losing a microgame====
*"''What?!''"
*"''Careful!''"
*"''No way!''"
*"''Awww...''"
*"''Ugh!''"
*"''Oopsie!''" - One life left
*"''Whoa, uh-oh!''" - One life left
*"''Come on, now!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Snap out of it!''" - Idling
*"''Fell for it!''" - Falling for a trick
 
====Intermission====
*"''Good luck!''" - Start/Restart (unused)
*"''Let's go!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Let's do this!''" - Start/Restart (unused)
*"''Wario!''" - Intervention
*"''Keep calm, KEEP CALM!!!''" - Speed up
*"''Don't fall behind!''" - Speed up
*"''Good luck!''" - Boss microgame
*"''Be careful!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''Okay! Well done!''" - 1-up
*"''Whew! That'll help!''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!''" - Bonus
*"''Watch out!''" - Level up (unused)
*"''Aww, that's it!''" - Game over
*"''It's all over...''" - Game over
*"''Brave to the end!''" - Continuing
*"''New high score!''" - New high score
*"''Amazing!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Good work!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''You did it!!!''" - Story complete
*"''Congratulations!''" - Outro
*"''Later...''" - Quit
 
====Wario Interrupts====
*"''Call me anytime!''" - Hero Button charged
*"''I'm ready!''" - Hero Button charged
*"''Lulu's Balloon Buster!''" - Using Hero Button
*"''Hydrocannon LX!''" - Using Hero Button
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''I'm Lulu, the hero of Luxeville!''"
*"''La la la la la la la, la la la la la...''"
*"''Ah ha ha he he he he!''"
*"''Thanks!''"
*"''Good luck!''"
*"''Let's go!''"
*"''Let's do this!''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''Lulu!''"
*"''Nyuh!''"
*"''Hey, you!''"
*"''Yup!''"
*"''Got a sec?''"
*"''Uh-huh!''"
*"''Graaah!''"
 
==[[Master Mantis|Mantis]]==
===Story===
*"''Cricket!''"
*"''We must train...harder than ever, pushing ourselves to the edge.''"
*"''Body AND mind. For we must never neglect the intellect.''"
*"''All this is why I have put us in the gravest of danger.''"
*"''Open your inner eye, Cricket!''"
*"''Thus, we push ourselves. Thus, we excel.''"
*"''Then follow me...to Precious Prancers!''"
*"''Prepare! Will you chase death? Or death, chase you?!''"
*"''Mmm.''"
*"''Cricket! You've picked up [[Lulu|a passenger]].''"
*"''The Diamond Wheel! But first, Cricket...the Trial of the Lost Child.''"
*"''How's MY technique?''"
*"''Now, Cricket!''"
*"''Back to the park with us.''"
 
===Misc.===
*"''I congratulate you!''" - Outro
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''I am Master Mantis. We will now begin your training.''"
*"''Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm...''"
*"''Oh, thank you.''"
*"''Young Cricket!''"
*"''Yes?''"
*"''[grumble]''"
*"''Hmmm...''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''Heavens!''"
*"''Master Mantis!''"
*"''Phew!''"
*"''Pardon me.''"
*"''Hmm.''"
*"''Heh heh heh heh ha!''"
*"''[gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!''"


===Battle Time===
==[[Young Cricket and Master Mantis|Mantis]]==
*"''Master Mantis!''"
*''"Cricket!"''
*"''Ah, yes...''" - Find Opponent
*''"We must train...harder than ever, pushing ourselves to the edge."''
*"''Yes?''" - Starting
*''"Body AND mind. For we must never neglect the intellect."''
 
*''"All this is why I have put us in the gravest of danger."''
====Winning a microgame====
*''"Open your inner eye, Cricket!"''
*"''[gasp] Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!''"
*''"Thus, we push ourselves. Thus, we excel."''
*"''Heh heh heh heh ha!''"
*''"Then follow me...to Precious Prancers!"''
 
*''"Prepare! Will you chase death? Or death, chase you?!"''
====Losing a microgame====
*''"Mmm."''
*"''Alas...''"
*''"Cricket! You've picked up [[Lulu|a passenger]]."''
*"''Alas...[sigh]''"
*''"The Diamond Wheel! But first, Cricket...the Trial of the Lost Child."''
*''"How's MY technique?"''
*''"Now, Cricket!"''


==[[Mike]]==
==[[Mike]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Crygor.''"
*''"Crygor."''
*"''Yes. It is me.''"
*''"Yes. It is me."''
*"''Ha. Worried.''"
*''"Ha. Worried."''
*"''Unknown signal detected.''"
*''"Unknown signal detected."''
*"''It may be...A PARANORMAL FREQUENCY!''"
*''"It may be...A PARANORMAL FREQUENCY!"''
*"''This forest teems with otherworldly energy. There may be a ghost!''"
*''"This forest teems with otherworldly energy. There may be a ghost!"''
*"''Who are [[Doris 1|you]]?''"
*''"Who are [[Doris 1|you]]?"''
*"''I'll wait here.''"
*''"I'll wait here."''
*"''Tell me again. Why is she here?''"
*''"Tell me again. Why is she here?"''
*"''I fabricated those frequencies. Ghosts do not exist.''"
*''"I fabricated those frequencies. Ghosts do not exist."''
*"''Not on your life, buddy.''"
*''"Not on your life, buddy."''
*"''Humans also enjoy novelty and surprise.''"
*''"Humans also enjoy novelty and surprise."''
*"''My games will blow you away. They're simple. Find the mic first. Next, face it. Then blow into it. It's fun to switch things up. Tutorial now concluded.''"
*''"My games will blow you away. They're simple. Find the mic first. Next, face it. Then blow into it. It's fun to switch things up. Tutorial now concluded."''


===In-game===
===In-Game===
====Winning a microgame====
====Winning a microgame====
*"''Well done!''"
*''"Great!"''
*"''Stupendous!''"
*''"Stupendous!"''
*"''You did it!''"
*''"Well done!"''
*"''I approve!''"
*''"I approve!"''
*"''Great!''"
*''"Nice job!"''
*"''Nice! Job!''"
*''"You did it!"''
*"''Zero mistakes!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Zero mistakes!"'' - Flawlessly completing 15 microgames in a row
*"''You are not losing!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"That was a trap."'' - Not falling for a trick
*"''Way to go!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''That was improbable!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''That was a trap.''" - Evading a trick


====Losing a microgame====
====Losing a microgame====
*"''Fail...''"
*''"Fail."''
*"''Unfortunate.''"
*''"Too bad!"''
*"''Wah waaah.''"
*''"Big mistake!"''
*"''Big mistake!''"
*''"Wah waaah."''
*"''Too bad!''"
*''"You're in trouble!"'' - After losing 3 games in a row
*"''Code red!''" - One life left
*''"Code red!"'' - One life left
*"''One life remaining!''" - One life left
*"''You're in trouble!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Is anyone there?''" - Idling
*"''Trap successful.''" - Falling for a trick
 
====Intermission====
*"''Starting. Now.''" - Start/Restart
*"''Do your best.''" - Start/Restart
*"''Let's. Go.''" - Start/Restart
*"''Game. Over.''" - Game over
*"''Out. Of breath.''" - Game over
*"''New. High score.''" - New high score
*"''I like. What I see.''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Excellent.''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''Congratulations.''" - Outro
*"''Goodbye.''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''I am Mike, karaoke robot. What would you like me to clean?''"
*"''I was built to siiiing!''"
*"''Thinking.''"
*"''Sorry.''"
*"''Thank you.''"
*"''Ha ha ha!''"
*"''Mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm...''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''Attention!''"
*"''Do you have a moment?''"
*"''Phew...''"
*"''Correct.''"
*"''Mmmmmm...''"
*"''Yes.''"
*"''Blow. Into the mic.''"


===Unused===
====Misc.====
*"''In critical condition!''"
*''"Out of breath."''
*"''Ha ha!''"
*''"Game over."''
*"''No.''"
*''"Blow. Into the mic."''


==[[Amy and Mimi|Mimi]]==
==[[Amy and Mimi|Mimi]]==
*"''Yeah. [[Jimmy T|He]]'s so cute!''"
*''"Yeah. [[Jimmy T.|He]]'s so cute!"''
*"''Wait... Really?''"
*''"Wait... Really?"''
*"''Hi!''"
*''"Hi!"''
*"''Uh...kinda!''"
*''"Uh...kinda!"''
*"''Can we get a pic?''"
*''"Can we get a pic?"''
*"''Aah!''"
*''"Aah!"''
*"''These pics...are so good.''"
*''"These pics...are so good."''
*"''Lemme send you the best shot.''"
*''"Lemme send you the best shot."''
*"''The cutest.''"
*''"The cutest."''


==[[Mona]]==
==[[Mona]]==
===Story===
===Story===
*"''Hmm... I don't know where to start.''"
*''"Hmm... I don't know where to start."''
*"''Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!''"
*''"Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!"''
*"''Hmm...''"
*''"Hmm..."''
*"''It's...extravagant like a parfait. And cute...like a plushy!''"
*''"It's...extravagant like a parfait. And cute...like a plushy!"''
*"''And super cool...like Wario!''"
*''"And super cool...like Wario!"''
*"''Yeah! He's my...fashion icon! I love him! And that 'STACHE!''"
*''"Yeah! He's my...fashion icon! I love him! And that 'STACHE!"''
*"''I like your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!''"
*''"I like your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!"''
*"''But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!''"
*''"But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!"''
*"''What about that one?!''"
*''"What about that one?!"''
*"''I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!''"
*''"I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!"''
*"''I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking...''"
*''"I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking..."''
*"''Maybe...you should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!''"
*''"Maybe...you should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!"''
*"''Oh no! I'm late for my own party!''"
*''"Oh no! I'm late for my own party!"''
*"''See you there! Bye!''"
*''"See you there! Bye!"''
*"''I'm on it! We'll pack your club in no time.''"
*''"I'm on it! We'll pack your club in no time."''
*"''We're still missing something. Oh, yeah—Wario!''"
*''"We're still missing something. Oh, yeah—Wario!"''
*"''Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right, Wario?''"
*''"Uh, you were planning on paying us... Right, Wario?"''
*"''How could he do this? Oh...''"
*"''Time for another shopping spree!''"


===In-game===
===Intro===
====Winning a microgame====
*''"Let's do this with style!"''
*"''That was great!''"
*''"Right on time!"''
*"''You did it!''"
 
*"''Totally amazing!''"
===Winning a microgame===
*"''Way to go!''"
*''"Totally amazing!"''
*"''I'm impressed!''"
*''"Lookin' good!"''
*"''That's how it's done!''"
*''"Stunning!"''
*"''You got this!''"
*''"You've got this!"''
*"''Ahaha!''"
*''"Ahaha!"''
*"''Looking good!''"
*''"Cool!"''
*"''Cool!''"
*''"That was great!"''
*"''Stunning!''"
*''"I'm impressed!!"''
*"''You're on a roll!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"That's how it's done."''
*"''Hang in there!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Way to go!"''
*"''That's perfect!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"You did it!"''
*"''Close one!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Aren't you clever?"'' - Not falling for a trick
*"''Aren't you clever?''" - Evading a trick
*''"You're on a roll!"'' - Flawlessly winning 15 microgames in a row
*''"That's perfect!"'' - Winning 5 microgames with one life left
*''"Hang in there!"'' - Winning 5 microgames with one life left
*''"Close one!"'' - Winning just before time runs out


====Losing a microgame====
===Losing a microgame===
*"''Aww.''"
*''"No way..."''
*"''No way!''"
*''"Keep at it."''
*"''So close!''"
*''"Aww..."''
*"''Keep at it.''"
*''"Hey, it happens!"''
*"''Hey, it happens!''"
*''"So close!"''
*"''This could be it!''" - One life left
*''"You fell for it!"'' - Falling for a trick
*"''Don't mess up!''" - One life left
*''"Are you there?"'' - Idling
*"''Something wrong?''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"Something wrong?"'' - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Are you there?''" - Idling
*''"Don't mess up!"'' - One life left
*"''You fell for it!''" - Falling for a trick
*''"This could be it!"'' - One life left


====Intermission====
===Other===
*"''Let's do this with style!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Pay day!"'' - Intermission
*"''This should be fun!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Lucky break!"'' - 1-Up
*"''Right on time!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Now you can relax."'' - 1-Up with one life left
*"''Keep up, okay?''" - Speed up
*''"Here we go!"'' - Boss microgame
*"''Let's pick up the pace!''" - Speed up
*''"Stay focused!"'' - Boss microgame with one life left
*"''Here we go!''" - Boss microgame
*''"Keep up, okay?"'' - Speed up
*"''Stay focused!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"Let's pick up the pace!"'' - Speed up
*"''Lucky break!''" - 1-up
*''"Toughen up!"'' - Level up
*"''Now you can relax.''" - 1-up after only one life
*''"Nothing's quite right."'' - Game over
*"''Pay day!''" - Bonus
*''"I'm out of options."'' - Game over
*"''Toughen up!''" - Level up
*''"Oh! A new high score!"'' - High score
*"''I'm out of options.''" - Game over
*''"This should be fun!"'' - Restarting
*"''Nothing's quite right...''" - Game over
*''"See you later!"'' - Quit
*"''Just do your best!''" - Continuing
*''"I found the perfect look!"'' - Story complete
*"''Oh! A new high score!''" - New high score
*"''That's worth celebrating!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''That was a blast!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''I found the perfect look!''" - Story complete
*"''Congrats!''" - Outro
*"''See you later!''" - Quit


===Cards===
===Cards===
====A-rank====
====A-rank====
*"''Hey! I'm Mona! Ready to party?''"
*''"Thanks!"''
*"''Thanks!''"
*''"Ehehehehe!"''
*"''Ehehehehe!''"
*''"Hey! I'm Mona! Ready to party?"''
*"''You can do it!''"
*''"You can do it!"''
*"''Phew.''"
*''"Phew."''
*"''Hmm.''"
*''"Hmm."''
*"''Hmm hmm hmm hmm...''"
 
====B-rank====
====B-rank====
*"''Ahahaha!''"
*''"Ahahaha!"''
*"''So...''"
*''"So..."''
*"''Yeah.''"
*''"Yeah."''
*"''Totally.''"
*''"Totally."''
*"''Aww...''"
*''"Aww..."''
*"''Hey!''"
*''"I'm loving this!"''
*"''I'm loving this!''"


==[[Mr. Sparkles]]==
==[[Mr. Sparkles]]==
*"''Hey, shoppers! It's time to...sparkle!''"
*''"Hey, shoppers! It's time to...sparkle!"''
*"''See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!''"
*''"See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!"''
*"''It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!''"
*''"It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!"''
*"''Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionare!''"
*''"Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionare!"''
*"''Like it?!''"
*''"Like it?!"''
*"''Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time to...work those muscles, shoppers!''"
*''"Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time to...work those muscles, shoppers!"''
*"''That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!''"
*''"That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!"''
*"''So before you buy, give this workout a try!''"
*''"So before you buy, give this workout a try!"''
*"''You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!''"
*''"You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!"''


==[[Ms. Munchly]]==
==[[Ms. Munchly]]==
*"''Congratulations! [[Kat & Ana|You've]] earned the title of Gourmet Master!''"
*''"Congratulations! [[Kat and Ana|You've]] earned the title of Gourmet Master!"''
*"''No, no. Department of Ninja Licensing is next door.''"
*''"No, no. Department of Ninja Licensing is next door."''


==[[Ninja Steve]]==
==[[Ninja Steve]]==
*"''Sorry about that. I was in the little ninja's room.''"
*''"Sorry about that. I was in the little ninja's room."''
*"''If you're here for your learner's permits, we're about to start.''"
*''"If you're here for your learner's permits, we're about to start."''


==[[Orbulon]]==
==[[Orbulon]]==
===Story===
*''"French style of fries, please. No salt. No grease. Cold. Subzero."''
*"''French style of fries, please. No salt. No grease. Cold. Subzero.''"
*''"Nom nom nom nom. Earth food. So scrummy. So starchy."''
*"''Nom nom nom nom. Earth food. So scrummy. So starchy.''"
*''"Hmm... Still hungry."''
*"''Hmm... Still hungry.''"
*''"A shake. The milky kind with...extra picante."''
*"''A shake. The milky kind with...extra picante.''"
*''"Gluggy glug glug. Too fast! Oh my! Brain freeze."''
*"''Gluggy glug glug. Too fast! Oh my! Brain freeze.''"
*''"Still hungry."''
*"''Still hungry.''"
*''"I would like to eat 9 Megaburgers, please! No, 10 please!"''
*"''I would like to eat 9 Megaburgers, please! No, 10 please!''"
*''"Eee!"''
*"''Eee!''"
*''"Understood. I will procure the hams you require to complete my order."''
*"''Understood. I will procure the hams you require to complete my order.''"
*''"I may be a while! Locating hams is risky biz."''
*"''I may be a while! Locating hams is risky biz.''"
*''"Hm hm hm!"''
*"''Hm hm hm!''"
*''"Please! Burger these hams for me."''
*"''Please! Burger these hams for me.''"
*''"Yes! You are welcome! 10 Megaburgers, please."''
*"''Yes! You are welcome! 10 Megaburgers, please.''"
*''"Oo!"''
*"''Oo!''"
*''"Are you not a chef?!"''
*"''Are you not a chef?!''"
*''"My mistake. Come, little hammies."''
*"''My mistake. Come, little hammies.''"
*''"I have brought carotene logs."''
*"''I have brought carotene logs.''"
*''"Carotene logs are radioactive."''
*"''Carotene logs are radioactive.''"
*''"Yes, "bro." We will compensate you too."''
*"''Yes, "bro." We will compensate you too.''"
*''"Cosmic!"''
 
*''"This is fun!"''
===In-game===
*''"Hello, piggy!"''
====Winning a microgame====
*''"High IQ!"''
*"''Woah!''"
*''"Perfection!"''
*"''So good!''"
*''"Faster!"''
*"''Hello, piggy!''"
*''"I'm so pleased!"''
*"''I like!''"
*''"Let us proceed quickly!"''
*"''Good times!''"
*''"It is getting harder!"''
*"''Okay!''"
*''"I am Orbulon! My invasion of [[Earth]] begins...tomorrow."''
*"''High IQ!''"
*''"Hello, [[Earth]] folk!"''
*"''Cosmic!''"
*''"Farewell, [[Earth]] folk!"''
*"''Hahahahaha!''"
*''"I am no [[Earth]] folk!"''
*"''This is fun!''"
*"''I'm so pleased!''"
*"''Perfection!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*"''Courageous display!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''Such tenacity!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''Whaaaa?''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Smarty-toes...''" - Evading a trick
 
====Losing a microgame====
*"''D'oh!''"
*"''W-w-w-what?''"
*"''Not fortunate.''"
*"''That is too bad.''"
*"''Your skill is lacking!''"
*"''One chance remains!''" - One life left
*"''Oh... peril!''" - One life left
*"''Oh -- woah!''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Can you hear me?''" - Idling
*"''Got you!''" - Falling for a trick
 
====Intermission====
*"''Let us have fun!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Let's begin!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Hello, earth folk!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Let us proceed quickly!''" - Speed up
*"''Faster!''" - Speed up
*"''It is getting harder!''" - Boss microgame
*"''Such excitement!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''Ooh, present!''" - 1-up
*"''Panic subsided.''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''Money is falling from the sky!''" - Bonus
*"''It's going to get harder than before!''" - Level up
*"''You have reached your limit.''" - Game over
*"''Over is the game...''" - Game over
*"''Mmmm! Energy!''" - Continuing
*"''The score is so high!''" - New high score
*"''Quite excellent!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''That's a galactic level of excellence!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''I have collected many hams!''" - Story complete
*"''My congratulations!''" - Outro
*"''Farewell, Earth folk!''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''I am Orbulon! My invasion of Earth will begin ...tomorrow.''"
*"''I am no Earth folk!''"
*"''I will proceed with Earth invasion!''"
*"''I thank you!''"
*"''Hmm hmm hmm hmm...''"
*"''Hmm hmm hmm...''"
*"''Ooh he he he he ha!''"
*"''Hmm hmm!''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''Mmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm!''"
*"''Excuse me!''"
*"''Agreed!''"
*"''Hmm.''"
*"''I am alarmed!''"
*"''I will talk now.''"
*"''This conversation is in your mind!''"


==[[Penny]]==
==[[Penny]]==
===Story===
*''"I've finally cracked it!"''
*"''I've finally cracked it!''"
*''"Best one yet! Grandpa, I present to you...[[Tonally Transformative Elixir]]!"''
*"''Best one yet! Grandpa, I present to you...[[Tonally Transformative Elixir]]!''"
*''"One sip will transform any voice into audible gold!"''
*"''One sip will transform any voice into audible gold!''"
*''"It's just the catalyst I need to become a mega pop star!"''
*"''It's just the catalyst I need to become a mega pop star!''"
*''"So then you don't mind being my guinea pig!"''
*"''So then you don't mind being my guinea pig!''"
*''"Hey, it worked! You sound amazing!"''
*"''Hey, it worked! You sound amazing!''"
*''"GRANDPA! Is it your stomach? There must be something— Oh wait, I think I have just the thing! [[Super-Special Tummy Tonic|This]] will give your belly the probiotic punch it needs! Bottoms up!"''
*"''GRANDPA! Is it your stomach? There must be something— Oh wait, I think I have just the thing! [[Super-Special Tummy Tonic|This]] will give your belly the probiotic punch it needs! Bottoms up!''"
*''"Feel better, Grandpa?"''
*"''Feel better, Grandpa?''"
*''"So...the elixir! What do you think? Tell me what I should work on!"''
*"''So...the elixir! What do you think? Tell me what I should work on!''"
*''"Right. Excellent observation!"''
*"''Right. Excellent observation!''"
*''"Uh... Er..."''
*"''Uh... Er...''"
*''"You know what really draws a crowd? Music! Check this out! (sings) Aah! Aah!!!"''
*"''You know what really draws a crowd? Music! Check this out! (sings) Aah! Aah!!!''"
*''"Seems like everyone's having a good time!"''
*"''Seems like everyone's having a good time!''"
*''"We just want our share."''
*"''We just want our share.''"
*''"On point!"''
 
*''"Success!"'''
===In-game===
*''"So great!!"''
====Winning a microgame====
*''"Amazing!!!"''
*"''So great!''"
*"''Success!''"
*"''Amazing!''"
*"''Impressive!''"
*"''Super!''"
*"''On point!''"
*"''Keep it up!''"
*"''Perfect result!''"
*"''Look at that!''"
*"''You got this!''"
*"''Well done!''"
*"''You're on to something!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*"''Confidence is key!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''You got this!''" -Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''Close one!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''Great observation!''" - Evading a trick
 
====Losing a microgame====
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Disappointing!''"
*"''So close!''"
*"''What happened?''"
*"''We were so close!''"
*"''This isn't good...''" - One life left
*"''I don't like this!''" - One life left
*"''Something's not right.''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''You froze!''" - Idling
*"''What did we miss?''" - Falling for a trick
 
====Intermission====
*"''To the lab!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Just do your best.''" - Start/Restart
*"''I wanna show you something.''" - Start/Restart
*"''Can you keep up?''" - Speed up
*"''Faster, now!''" - Speed up
*"''Give it your all!''" - Boss microgame
*"''You can do this!''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*"''Good find!''" - 1-up
*"''That's the way!''" - 1-up after only one life
*"''Eureka!''" - Bonus
*"''Get ready!''" - Level up
*"''Uh... uh-oh.''" - Game over
*"''Hypothesis disproved...''" - Game over
*"''Let's experiment!''" - Continuing
*"''You broke a record!''" - New high score
*"''Groundbreaking!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''That was great!''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''Treatment successful!''" - Story complete
*"''Congratulations!''" - Outro
*"''Until next time!''" - Quit
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''Hi, I'm Penny! Let's make a discovery!''"
*"''Right!''"
*"''Heh hah hah hah hah!''"
*"''We should get to this!''"
*"''Thank you, thank you!''"
*"''Hmm hmm, hmm hmm!''"
*"''Huh?''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''I'll do my best!''"
*"''Have a moment?''"
*"''[Giggles]''"
*"''Woah!''"
*"''[Chuckles]''"
*"''Ugh!!!''"
*"''Grrr!''"


==[[Pops]]==
==[[Pops]]==
*"''There you are, Lulu. Did you sneak off to try out our new high-tech toilet?''"
*''"There you are, Lulu. Did you sneak off to try out our new high-tech toilet?"''
*"''It's so refreshing! Even I must admit... It was love at first sit!''"
*''"It's so refershing! Even I must admit... It was love at first sit!"''


==[[Ralphie]]==
==[[Ralphie]]==
*"''Why'd [[13-Amp|she]] hafta take 'em... All of my games.''"
*''"Why'd [[13-Amp|she]] hafta take 'em... All of my games."''
*"''You did it! Thanks, mister!''"
*''"You did it! Thanks, mister!"''
 
==[[Red (WarioWare series)|Red]]==
===Story===
*"''You did it, Ashley! You're a natural at this summoning thing!''"
*"''Heh. Why don't I translate for you?''"
*"''Something about being hungry...''"
*"''Aw! The poor guy! He hasn't eaten in days!''"
*"''We've got a big problem. [[Dark Lord Hum Gree|Hum Gree]]'s behind this!''"
*"''Really?! He's famous in the [[demon realms]]! 'Cause he's always so...hungry! Hum Gree can eat, and eat, and eat! But it's never enough... Something inside him always wants more.''"
*"''You? Ashley, you can't take on THE Hum Gree! He's...mean! And I heard—I heard he breathes fire!''"
*"''I don't hafta come, do I?''"
*"''Here we go!''"
*"''How did [[Gahrumble|you]]— WHAT?!''"
*"''Yeah! Just look at Hum Gree now!''"
*"''The only thing he's craving now is a big ol' hug.''"
*"''Speaking of cravings, let's eat!''"
*"''And save room for fresh oysters. The exploding kind!''"
*"''Aah! Ashley! That's—that's mandrake root! Its cry! It—it can kill you!''"
*"''Aah!''"
*"''It sounds like Ashley's in!''"
*"''Hey!''"
 
===Misc.===
*"''You did it!''" - Outro
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''Red, at your service!''"
*"''Hey, now!''"
*"''Hey! Thanks!''"
*"''Hey, Ashley!''"
*"''Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm!''"
*"''[laughter]''"<!-- how do you even describe that sound with words? -->
*"''Umm...''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''I'm on it!''"
*"''Uh-huh!''"
*"''Phew!''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''Ahem!''"
*"''Hmm...''"
*"''Weeeeh!''"
 
==[[Dribble & Spitz|Spitz]]==
===Story===
*"''Oy, traffic out [[The Farthest Edge of Space|here]]'s a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers.''"
*"''Yikes, that was a close one!''"
*"''Stay cool, Dribble!''"
*"''You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch.''"
*"''It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers.''"
*"''It's a laser! U-TURN!''"
*"''Aaah!''"
*"''That's it, buckos.''"
*"''First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the [[octoblazooka]]!''"
*"''I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they've got one!''"
*"''Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?''"
*"''Oh. Are you sayin' we won?''"
*"''See that? All you gotta do is stay cool.''"
*"''Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool.''"
*"''Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand...''"
*"''I brought the Spitz classic—chicken!''"
*"''Waaah!''"
*"''Look! It's so...shiny!''"
 
===Misc.===
*"''Nice goin'!''" - Outro
 
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''Spitz got it all under control!''"
*"''Spitzy speed!''"
*"''You said it!''"
*"''Thank ya!''"
*"''Weoh haw ho!''"
*"''Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm...''"
*"''Phew!''"
 
====B-rank====
*"''You call a cab?''"
*"''Let's talk!''"
*"''Ugh!''"
*"''Heh heh heh!''"
*"''Eh.''"
*"''Excuse me?''"
*"''I don't think so!''"
 
==[[Wario]]==
===Story===
*"''It's mine! Gold! I love gold! This thing's heavy...''"
*"''Oh! I'm broke. Ah, at least I've got this gold thing. It'll really spruce up my place.''"
*"''Another high score?! I'm the best!''"
*"''It's pizza time.''"
*"''Oh, yeah. No money.''"
*"''I need to make some quick cash. Heh. And fast.''"
*"''Huh?''"
*"''Eh?''"
*"''Aha!''"
*"''Of course! Games! Talk about easy money.''"
*"''Hey! Look here! It's Wario. I'm hosting the greatest video-game tournament of all time! Here, in Diamond City! It costs ten thousand coins to enter, but some jerk will walk outta here ten million coins richer. And, hey, who knows? Maybe that jerk will be you! So prepare to duke it out!''"
*"''Now I just gotta convince these chumps to do all the work.''"
*"''Hey there, [[Jimmy T|Jimmy]]! I need you to make some games for me.''"
*"''[[Mona]]! I need your help! What's it, pay? Uh, hold on... Crzzsh. Crzzsh! I can't hear you. You're breaking up!''"
*"''Oho, so will [[Dribble & Spitz|you]] make some games for me or what?''"
*"''Hey, [[Ashley]]— Eh— Oh, OK. I'll call you back.''"
*"''[[Octoblazooka|Wrong number, sorry.]]''"
*"''[[5-Volt|Hey, it's me!]] [[Dr. Crygor|Me!]] [[18-Volt|ME!]] [[Penny|IT'S.]] [[Kat & Ana|ME.]] [[9-Volt|WAR]]-[[Young Cricket & Master Mantis|I]]-[[Orbulon|O!]]''"
*"''That'll do it. The money's as good as mine. Those saps fall for it every time.''"
*"''Let's get this show on the road. ... ... ... Nailed it.''"
*"''Listen up! Hey! Are you people ready for the most DE-LUXE tournament ever? Let the Wario Bowl games begin! Hey! You guys hear me? START CHEERING NOW!''"
*"''Huh? Who are [[Lulu|you]]?
*"''Mmm-hmm. I don't do autographs, [[Lulu|kid]]. Anyway... First up...the Mash League! Next, Twist League! And finally, Touch League! Master all three leagues, and you'll face the real master! Me, Wario!''"
*"''... Let's get this over with.''"
*"''You chumps ready to mash some stuff? You'd better be! Find the +Control Pad...and the A Button. You'll need those to squeeze out a win. Not hard enough for you? Some games just use this. Some, just this. Is that too much to handle? Now, then, make like a potato...and MASH!''"
*"''Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T is up first!''"
*"''So, you beat the Mash League warm-up! Jimmy T—you’re up next.''"
*"''Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own—gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this. Must be the sweet smell of victory!''"
*"''All right, stooges—time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. RIGHT! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?''"
*"''What?! You beat my warm-up? Already? I’m making this too easy for you. Yeah. Well. My flunkies in Diamond City will put you through the wringer! Starting with Ashley and Red. Good luck!''"
*"''You're kidding me! You beat my warm-up?! Ashley, Red! Time to put 'em through the wringer.''"
*"''I'll bet half those gamers gave up. What a bunch of chumps! HUH? They cleared eight whole levels? MUST RAGE-NAP!''"
*"''Ever wonder what this stick thingy is for? You poke the bottom screen with it! Poke, poke, poke, poke. Or just slide it across. Now, get ready to move things and draw stuff. You know, like lines. And if you lose your thingy... Well, then you're just stuck using your finger. We done? Let's not drag this thing out.''"
*"''You beat the Touch League warm-up! Heh. Yeah. 'Cause it was super easy. Want tough? Try the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City! Yeah. We’ll start things off with Kat and Ana.''"
*"''That was easy, right? Too easy! Kat and Ana—you're on!''"
*"''Bet you think you're some kind of big shot, eh? Well, think again! If you want to see a really big shot...then get a load of this! Prepare for the Ultra League! ULTRA! ... Uh-oh. Wedgie.''"
*"''Here to collect your reward, eh? Too late! The prize was already claimed! By ME! That's right, you chumps! Hah hah! You never stood a chance! Yeah!''"
*"''Hmm? Hey...what's that mean? Huh? Holding it?''"
*"''Uh? (Laughs)''"
*"''Fine, take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!''"
*"''That's it. Game over. Go home! Go away! You bother me.''"
*"''Eh?''"
*"''I... er... Fat chance! This money's mine!''"
*"''Let go, let go, let go!''"
*"''Hey! Balloons aren't cheap! Now give that back!''"
*"''Er...stop that now! No splitting!''"
*"''You hear me?! The cash is mine! It's mine. Mine! WARIO'S!''"


===In-game===
==[[Ashley and Red|Red]]==
====Winning a microgame====
*''"You did it, Ashley! You're a natural at this summoning thing!"''
*"''Woah!''"
*''"Heh. Why don't I translate for you?"''
*"''Next.''"
*''"Something about being hungry..."''
*"''Ho-ho!''"
*''"Aw! The poor guy! He hasn't eaten in days!"''
*"''Mmm. Not bad!''"
*''"We've got a big problem. [[Dark Lord Hum Gree|Hum Gree]]'s behind this!"''
*"''Alright!''"
*''"Really?! He's famous in the demon realms! 'Cause he's always so...hungry! Hum Gree can eat, and eat, and eat! But it's never enough... Something inside him always wants more."''
*"''Good!''"
*''"You? Ashley, you can't take on THE Hum Gree! He's...mean! And I heard—I heard he breathes fire!"''
*"''Hey!''"
*''"I don't hafta come, do I?"''
*"''Okay!''"
*''"Here we go!"''
*"''Wahahahaha!''"
*''"How did [[Gahrumble|you]]— WHAT?!"''
*"''Uh-huh. Sure.''"
*''"Yeah! Just look at Hum Gree now!"''
*"''Excellent!''"
*''"The only thing he's craving now is a big ol' hug."''
*"''Hm. No mistakes!''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*''"Speaking of cravings, let's eat!"''
*"''Watch out!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"And save room for fresh oysters. The exploding kind!"''
*"''Hang in there!''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*''"Aah! Ashley! That's—that's mandrake root! Its cry! It—it can kill you!"''
*"''Wa-ha! Close!''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*''"Aah!"''
*"''Ooh! Can't fool you!''" - Evading a trick
*''"It sounds like Ashley's in!"''
*''"Hey!"''
*''"Hey, Ashley!"''


====Losing a microgame====
==[[Dribble and Spitz|Spitz]]==
*"''Wah?!''"
*''"Oy, traffic out [[The Farthest Edge of Space|here]]'s a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers."''
*"''No way!''"
*''"Yikes, that was a close one!"''
*"''Oh no!''"
*''"Stay cool, Dribble!"''
*"''Oh, really?!''"
*''"You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch."''
*"''Aw, come on!''"
*''"It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers."''
*"''Last chance!''" - One life left
*''"It's a laser! U-TURN!"''
*"''Watch out!''" - One life left
*''"Aaah!"''
*"''Oh, what'd you do?''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*''"That's it, buckos."''
*"''Wake up!''" - Idling
*''"First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the [[octoblazooka]]!"''
*"''Tripped up!''" - Falling for a trick
*''"I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they've got one!"''
*''"Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?"''
*''"Oh. Are you sayin' we won?"''
*''"See that? All you gotta do is stay cool."''
*''"Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool."''
*''"Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand..."''
*''"I brought the Spitz classic—chicken!"''
*''"Waaah!"''
*''"Look! It's so...shiny!"''


====Intermission====
==[[Wario]] / [[Wario Deluxe]]==
*"''Haha! Ready for this?''" - Start/Restart
*''"It's mine! Gold! I love gold! This thing's heavy..."''
*"''Give it your all!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Oh! I'm broke. Ah, at least I've got this gold thing. It'll really spruce up my place."''
*"''Let's-a-go!''" - Start/Restart
*''"Another high score?! I'm the best!"''
*"''Time to do this!''" - Start/Restart
*''"It's pizza time."''
*"''Here we go!''" - Speed up
*''"Oh, yeah. No money."''
*"''Keep up!''" - Speed up
*''"I need to make some quick cash. Heh. And fast."''
*"''Haha! Get ready!''" - Boss microgame
*''"Huh?"''
*"''Tough enough?''" - Boss microgame with only one life
*''"Eh?"''
*"''Wah! Got it!''" - 1-up
*''"Aha!"''
*"''Lucky!''" - 1-up after only one life
*''"Of course! Games! Talk about easy money."''
*"''More! More! (chuckles)''" - Bonus
*''"Hey! Look here! It's Wario. I'm hosting the greatest video-game tournament. Here, in Diamond City! It costs ten thousand coins to enter, but some jerk will walk outta here ten million coins richer. And, hey, who knows? Maybe that jerk will be you! So prepare to duke it out!"''
*"''Hee-hee! Tougher now!''" - Level up
*''"Now I just gotta convince these chumps to do all the work."''
*"''No more for you!''" - Game over
*''"Hey there, [[Jimmy T.|Jimmy]]! I need you to make some games for me."''
*"''Wah! All over!''" - Game over
*''"[[Mona]]! I need your help! What's it, pay? Uh, hold on... Crzzsh. Crzzsh! I can't hear you. You're breaking up!"''
*"''Woah! More fight in you!''" - Continuing
*''"Oho, so will [[Dribble and Spitz|you]] make some games for me or what?"''
*"''Wah! New high score!"'' - New high score
*''"Hey, [[Ashley and Red|Ashley]]— Eh— Oh, OK. I'll call you back."''
*"''Amazing!''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*''"[[Octoblazooka|Wrong number, sorry.]]"''
*"''Not bad...''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*''"Hey, it's [[5-Volt|me]]! [[Dr. Crygor|Me]]! [[18-Volt|ME]]! [[Penny|IT'S]]. [[Kat and Ana|ME]]. [[9-Volt|WAR]]-[[Young Cricket and Master Mantis|I]]-[[Orbulon|O]]!"''
*"''Cleared it!''" - Story complete
*''"That'll do it. The money's as good as mine. Those saps fall for it every time."''
*"''Congratu-whatever.''" - Outro
*''"Let's get this show on the road. ... ... ... Nailed it."''
*"''Thanks for playing!''" - Quit
*''"Listen up! Hey! Hey, you people ready for the most DE-LUXE tournament ever? Let the Wario Bowl games begin! Hey! You guys hear me? START CHEERING NOW!"''
*''"Huh? Who are [[Lulu|you]]?
*''"Mmm-hmm. I don't do autographs, [[Lulu|kid]]. Anyway... First up...the Mash League! Next, Twist League! And finally, Touch League! Master all three leagues, and you'll face the real master! Me, Wario!"''
*''"... Let's get this over with."''
*''"You chumps ready to mash some stuff? You'd better be! Find the +Control Pad...and the A Button. You'll need those to squeeze out a win. Not hard enough for you? Some games just use this. Some, just this. Is that too much to handle? Now, then, make like a potato...and MASH!"''
*''"Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T is up first!"''
*''"Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own—gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this. Must be the sweet smell of victory!"''
*''"All right, stooges—time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. RIGHT! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?"''
*''"You're kidding me! You beat my warm-up?! Ashley, Red! Time to put 'em through the wringer."''
*''"I'll bet half those gamers gave up. What a bunch of chumps! HUH? They cleared eight whole levels? MUST RAGE-NAP!"''
*''"Ever wonder what this stick thingy is for? You poke the bottom screen with it! Poke, poke, poke. Or just slide it across. Now, get ready to move things and draw stuff. You know, like lines. And if you lose your thingy... Well, then you're just stuck using your finger. We done? Let's not drag this thing out."''
*''"That was easy, right? Too easy! Kat and Ana—you're on!"''
*''"Bet you think you're some kind of big shot, eh? Well, think again! If you want to see a really big shot...then get a load of this! Prepare for the Ultra League! ULTRA! ... Uh-oh. Wedgie."''
*''"Here to collect your reward, eh? Too late! The prize was already claimed! By ME! That's right, you chumps! Hah hah! You never stood a chance! Yeah!"''
*''"Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ... Building! It's...it's, uh...EXPLOSIVE!"''
*''"Now, do your worst! Next to me, you're all number two!"''
*''"Getting too tough, kid? You can always give up!"''
*''"Let go!"''
*''"HUH? What? I lost?! Who are [[Lulu|you]]?"''
*''"Hero? I don't see it."''
*''"Give up my crown? No way!"''
*''"Hmm? Hey...what's that mean? Huh? Holding it?"''
*''"Uh?"''
*''"Fine, take it! Get lost, and potty in peace!"''
*''"That's it. Game over. Go home! Go away! You bother me."''
*''"Eh?"''
*''"Fat chance! This money's mine!"''
*''"Let go, let go, let go!"''
*''"Hey! Balloons aren't cheap! Now give that back!"''
*''"Er...stop that now! No splitting!"''
*''"You hear me?! The cash is mine! It's mine. Mine! WARIO'S!"''
*''"It's-a me! Wario!"''
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"[exhausted sigh]"''
*''"Give it your best! [raspberry]"''
*''"Thank you very much!"''
*''"Time to do this!"''
*''"Hey!"''
*''"Good!"''
*''"Okay!"''
*''"Excellent!"''
*''"Oho!"''
*''"Next."''
*''"Woah!"''
*''"Alright!"''
*''"Uh-huh. Sure."''
*''"Wahahahaha!"''
*''"Hm. Not bad!"''
*''"Watch out!"'' (If a player clears 15 microgames in a row while only having one life left)
*''"Hang in there!"'' (If a player clears 15 microgames in a row while only having one life left)
*''"Hm. No mistakes!"'' (If a player clears 15 microgames in a row)
*''"Waha! Close!"'' (If a player clears a microgame just as the timer ends)
*''"Ooh! Can't fool you!"'' (If the player completes level 3 of [[Loose Change]] or [[Tread Carefully]] in one of the challenge modes)
*''"Oh, no!"''
*''"Aw, come on!"''
*''"Oh, really?!"''
*''"Wah?!"''
*''"No way!"''
*''"Oh, what'd you do?"''
*''"Wake up!"'' (If a player fails a microgame by not doing anything)
*''"Last chance!"''
*''"Watch out!"''
*''"Hehe! Tougher now!"''
*''"Here we go!"''
*''"Keep up!"''
*''"Haha! Get ready!"''
*''"Tough enough?"''
*''"Wah! Got it!"''
*''"Lucky!"''
*''"More! More, haha!"''
*''"Cleared it!"''
*''"No more for you!"''
*''"Waaah, all over!"''
*''"Wah! New high score!"
*''"Not bad..."''
*''"Let's-a go!"''
*''"Thanks for playing!"''
*''"Here I go!"''
*''"What do you think?"''
*''"Want a piece of this?"''
*''"Heh heh-- urgh?!"''
*''"Super."''
*''"Easy, now..."''
*''"Fine, fine."''
*''"OK, next."''
*''"Bold move."''
*''"[raspberry] Thanks."''.
*''"Hard, huh?"''
*''"Aw, giving up?"''
*''"Couldn't, huh?"''
*''"Too bad."''
*''"Fine, fine."''
*''"NOW what?!"''
*''"Hey!"''
*''"Huh?"''
*''"Bye bye!"''
*''"Too bad!"''
*''"No mess up?"''
*''"Still no slip-ups?"''
*''"Harder!"''
*''"Now. Faster!"''
*''"New high score?"''
*''"Hm. Look at that."''
*''"See you next time!"''


===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''It's-a me, Wario!''"
*"''Aaaaaargh!''"
*"''[exhausted sigh]''"
*"''Hmm hmm hmm-mmm...''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''Thank you very much!''"
*"''Give it your best! [raspberry]''"
====B-rank====
*"''Hmmm...''"
*"''Hm.''"
*"''Wha-?''"
*"''WHAT?''"
*"''Ha ha ha!''"
*"''Wa-ha-ha-ha!''"
*"''Listen up!''"
==[[Wario Deluxe]]==
===Story===
*"''Oh! The money! The power! I feel it—inside! Gurgling! ... Building! It's...it's, uh...EXPLOSIVE!''"
*"''Now, do your worst! Next to me, you're all number two!''"
*"''Getting too tough, kid? You can always give up!''"
*"''Let go!''"
*"''HUH? What? I lost?! Who are [[Lulu|you]]?''"
*"''Hero? I don't see it.''"
*"''Give up my crown? No way!''"
===In-game===
====Winning a microgame====
*"''Fine, fine.''"
*"''Super.''"
*"''Eh, good enough.''"
*"''OK, next.''"
*"''Alright.''"
*"''Not bad.''"
*"''Easy, now.''"
*"''Oh. You did it.''"
*"''Bold move.''"
*"''Heh heh-- urgh?!''"
*"''Heh-heh.''"
*"''Still no slip-ups?''" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
*"''Stubborn, eh?''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''Not giving up...''" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
*"''You did it...''" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
*"''No mess-up?''" - Evading a trick
*"''Huh?''" - With Lulu on-screen
*"''NOW what?!''" - With Lulu on-screen
*"''Hey!''" - With Lulu on-screen
*"''Gah!?''" - With Lulu on-screen
*"''Whaaaa!!''" - With Lulu on-screen
*"''Cut it out!!''" - With Lulu on-screen
====Losing a microgame====
*"''[Raspberry] Thanks.''"
*"''Hah, rookie!''"
*"''Too bad.''"
*"''Heh heh-- oh...''"
*"''Couldn't, huh?''"
*"''Aw, too bad!''" - One life left
*"''Hard, huh?''" - One life left
*"''Aw, giving up?''" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
*"''Eh, you done, or what?''" - Idling
*"''Gotcha! (chuckles)''" - Falling for a trick
====Misc====
*"''Time for the big fight!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Hohohoh!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Let's go!''" - Start/Restart
*"''Keep up!''" - Speed up
*"''Now, faster!''" - Speed up
*"''See?''" - Distraction
*"''What do you think?''" - Distraction
*"''Take this!''" - Distraction
*"''Want a piece of this?''" - Distraction
*"''Ha-ha!''" - Distraction
*"''Hahaha!''" - Distraction
*"''Hiyah!''" - Distraction
*"''Wa-ha!''" - Distraction
*"''Wahaha!''" - Distraction
*"''Here I go!''" - Distraction
*"''Tougher now!''" - Boss microgame (unused)
*"''Could be the end...''" - Boss microgame with only one life (unused)
*"''Eh, that's nothing.''" - 1-up (unused)
*"''Eh, lucky.''" - 1-up after only one life (unused)
*"''Money!''" - Bonus
*"''Harder!''" - Level up
*"''Bye-bye!''" - Game over
*"''Done so soon?''" - Game over
*"''Oh! Don't know when to quit?''" - Continuing
*"''New high score?!''" - New high score
*"''Woah. Bold.''" - Scoring above Mission requirement
*"''Hm. Look at that.''" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
*"''I can't lose, can I?''" - Story complete (unused)
*"''Congrats!''" - Outro (unused)
*"''See you next time!''" - Quit
*"''Ha ha ha!''" - Wario Interrupts instructions
===Cards===
====A-rank====
*"''It's-a Wario! Deluxe!''"
*"''Ha ha ha!''"
====B-rank====
*"''Thank you very much!''"
*"''Oh ho ha!''"
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