Editing List of WarioWare: Smooth Moves quotes

{{italic title|List of ''WarioWare: Smooth Moves'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[WarioWare: Smooth Moves]]''. The items are listed by order of appearance.

==[[Form]] descriptions==
When first encountering a form in a [[microgame]] set, an illustration coupled with a voiceover appears to instruct the player on how to hold the [[Wii]] controller.

===The Remote Control===
*''"Hold the Form Baton straight with the tip pointing forward.<br>This simple stance reflects one of life's fiercest--and greatest--sports: channel surfing."''

===The Umbrella===
*''"Hold the Form Baton vertically, thumb resting lightly in the button.<br>Through this stance, you channel quiet dignity of a circus clown in the midst of a thunderstorm."''

===The Handlebar===
*''"Turn the Form Baton sideways and grasp the ends firmly in both hands.<br>Like riding a bicycle, perfecting this stance requires grace, steadiness, and tight shorts."''

===The Sketch Artist===
*''"Hold the Form Baton as you would a pencil during a pop quiz, delicately but defiantly.<br>Mastery of this move can change a pop quizee into a pop quizzer."''

===The Chauffeur===
*''"Turn the Form Baton sideways and wrap your hands around both ends.<br>As the Form Baton turns, so too do the earth and all upon it, from liver to liverymen."''

===The Samurai===
*''"With your right/left hand, hold the Form Baton close to your left/right hip.<br>Like a hungry samurai defending his lunch, close your eyes and await your enemy's attack."''

===The Tug-of-War===
*''"With the Form Baton pointing forward, hold it firmly with both hands just above the navel.<br>This stance calls to mind the epic struggle between heads and tails."''

===The Waiter===
*''"Place the Form Baton in your palm, tip forward and buttons facing up.<br>See yourself serving a group of socialites. Such grace, they cry! Such style! Such hors d'oeuvres!"''

===The Elephant===
*''"Hold the Form Baton forward with the end lightly touching your nose.<br>Just as the mighty elephant uses its trunk to gorge on peanuts, so too will your new nose sustain you."''

===The Thumb Wrestler===
*''"Hold the Form Baton vertically and rest your thumb on the top of it.<br>The noblest of athletes, the thumb wrestler endures years of training before mastering this pose."''

===The Discard===
*''"Place the form baton facedown on a stable surface like an unwanted, but still treasured, playing card.<br>Do not touch the Form Baton again until the proper time."''

===The Big Cheese===
*''"With the Form Baton at your hip, force your chest and hips forward.<br>This stance honors the CEO, unsung hero standing proud on the backs of his employees."''

===The Janitor===
*''"Hold the Form Baton with both hands, as you would a mop.<br>The right/left hand represents order, the left/right, filth. The Form Baton is the bridge between the two."''

===The Dumbbell===
*''"Turn the Form Baton sideways and clutch it from below in your right/left hand.<br>True Masters exhibit a firm grip and an exaggerated grimace."''

===The Mohawk===
*''"Point the tip of the Form Baton forward and hold it atop your head.<br>Letting the Form Baton fall is like letting a mohawk droop: shameful and forbidden."''

===The Finger Food===
*''"Holding the back end delicately between two fingers, point the Form Baton forward.<br>The regal french fry remains one of nature's greatest muses."''

===The Boxer===
*''"Turn the Form Baton and hold it firmly from above in your right/left hand.<br>Let the spirit of the noble sucker punch guide you to victory."''

===The Mortar and Pestle===
*''"Hold the Form Baton vertically in your right/left hand and cup it gently in the palm of your left/right<br>To crush is also to create, and from squashing comes spice."''

===The Diner===
*''"Hold the Balance Stone in your left/right hand and the Form Baton in your right/left.<br>Stay vigilant. The battle for seconds is always sudden and fierce."''

==Microgame hosts==

Each host has two descriptions; one before completing their set and another after beating it.

===Wario===
*''"BWAHAHAHA!!! '''Waaaaario''' here! The other day, I found this crazy stick-thing in those old ruins. I just KNOW it's worth something! All I gotta do now is figure out how it works."''
*''"WAAAHAHAHA! I'm '''Wario'''! This stick-thing is amazing! Just holding it makes my body move! I bet I could make a mint teaching these new moves to everyone in town!"''

===Mona===
*''"Ciao! I'm '''Mona'''! I'm captain of the cheerleading squad, so I know all about form AND batons! Now all I need is an awesome finishing pose!"''<br>
*''"Hi there! '''Mona''' here! Thanks to the Form Baton, I think our routine turned out pretty awesome! I think I'll try using it at my part-time job, too!"''

===Kat & Ana===
*''"Hiya! It's me, '''Kat'''!" "'''Ana'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s here, too!" "We're practicing our forms, 'cause serious ninjas have to know how to move fast!" ''<br>
*''"Hi! It's '''Kat'''! '''Ana'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s here, too." "We've gotten pretty good at our forms, doncha think?" "Stop hogging the baton! I want a chance, too!"''

===Young Cricket & Master Mantis===
*''"Good to meet you! People call me '''Young Cricket'''. As part of my kung-fu training, '''Master Mantis''' and I travel around in search of new stances."''<br>
*''"'''Young Cricket''' here. Looks like there are lots of forms to learn around here. '''Master Mantis''' seems to like this place, so I think we'll stick around for a while."''

===Jimmy T===
*''"YO! YO! '''Jimmy T.''' in the house! I remixed all the moves you've learned so far! Get ready to get down!" ''<br>
*''"Aw, yeah! It's me, '''Jimmy T.''' Did you get down with those crazy cats? Let's do that again sometime real soon."''

===Ashley & Red===
*''"I'm '''Ashley'''. This is '''Red'''. I know all about forms, but who needs forms when you have magic? I'll watch you do them instead."''<br>
*''"'''Ashley''' here. I guess forms are more useful than I thought. Give it a try, <player's name>!"''

===Dribble & Spitz===
*''"'''Dribble''' here. Good to meet ya." "Yeah, and I'm '''Spitz'''." "Our cab will take you anywhere you wanna go! So, where to today?" ''<br>
*''"Hey there. '''Dribble''' and '''Spitz''' at your service! There are two new hot spots just outside of town. Have you ever visited them?"''

===Penny===
*''"Hi there. I'm '''Penny''' Crygor. You probably know my grandpa 'cause he's a famous inventor. I wanna be just like him, so I spend most of my time in the lab at school!"''<br>
*''"'''Penny''' here again. I sent the pocket bike that I built to '''Mr. Wario'''. Do you think he liked it?!"''

===9-Volt and 18-Volt===
*''"'Sup! '''9-Volt''' here. I'm '''Nintendo'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s #1 fan! I've got a ton of old games! Stop by and give 'em a whirl!"''<br>
*''"'''9-Volt''' and '''18-Volt''' here! Did you know that multiplayer is the ultimate expression of friendship? It's true!"''

===Jimmy P.===
*''"YO! YO! '''Jimmy P.''' in the house! I remixed all the moves you've learned so far! Get ready to get down! What's that? I remind you of someone? I have no idea what you're talking about."''<br>
*''"Aw, yeah! I'm '''Jimmy P.''' Did you dig my stage, you ol' dog? Let's do that again sometime, you and me!"''

===Tiny Wario===
*''"BWAHAHAHA! I'm '''Wa'''-- Hey?! What's that over there?! '''STRAWBERRIES'''?! My favorite! They're mine! Mine mine MINE!"''<br>
*''"WAHAHA! '''WARIO''' here again! Whazzat?! You think that because I'm small, that makes me weak?! Argh! No mercy for you!!!"''<br>
*''"BWAHAHAHA! Even though I'm small, it's only made me stronger! Not to mention cuter! So, from now on, it'll be MR. '''Tiny Wario''' to you!"''

===Orbulon===
*''"Greetings, earthling. I am '''Orbulon'''. My stage requires that you connect the '''Balance Stone''' to the '''Form Baton'''. I will show you a mysterious form I learned on a remote planet. It's called '''The Diner'''!" ''<br>
*''"Greetings! I am '''Orbulon'''. Have you learned how to use the '''Balance Stone'''? This brings me one stop closer to my goal-- But enough about that!"''

==Minigame descriptions==
===Tower Tennis===
*''Climb the tower without letting the ball drop in this thrilling action game! Is there any way out of this nightmarish tower? Only you can discover the answer! Use either the <font color=#72c1ff>Sketch Artist</font> or the <font color=#72c1ff>Remote Control</font> to play.''

===Block Star===
*''You'll need a steady hand for this game. Catch the falling blocks on the platform and hold for three seconds to complete the game. Remember, keep cool and keep the tower stable. Also, '''The Waiter''' is your friend.''

===Can Shooter===
*''This is all about shooting cans. Shoot them in the middle for higher points. Hit the time can for more time! Remember, cans are your mortal enemies! A or B to shoot''

===Balloon Trip===
*''This is the 3D version of Balloon Trip from the NES game Balloon Fight. Flap your arms to fly through the sky. If you pop 10 balloons in a row, you might get a bonus! Connect the balance stone to play.''

===Tortoise & Hare===
*''Raise and lower the red and white flags. You've got to stay on your toes if you want to defeat that evil bunny! Connect the balance stone to play.''

===Pyoro S===
*''The newest installation of Pyoro is finally here! This time, it's a vertical shooter! Maneuver Pyoro left and right, and try to get the highest score! Stick out his beak by pressing {{button|wii|A}} or {{button|wii|B}}''

==Miscellaneous map icons==
===Movie theater===
*''Now showing! A documentary that will move you to tears with its unflinching portrayal of Diamond City... and the triumph of the human spirit!''
===Staff credits===
*''"These peoples wanna take credits for WarioWare: Smooth Moves, but that's just a bunch of baloney.''
===Kelorometer===
*''Salutations! '''Dr. Crygor''' at your service. My mechanical friend '''Mike''' is here as well. Our research shows that our stage requires a substantial amount of movement! The data we've compiled show you might even lose weight! Good luck!''
===Sound test===
*''Check out the acts currently taking Diamond City by storm. Here at this studio, we are looking for a '''conductor'''. No experience needed. Interested parties, send your resume now!''

==[[Temple of Form]] descriptions==
After encountering a form or microgame set, the corresponding grid is unlocked in the Temple of Form with an additional description.
===Story===
*''"Pick a stage, and you can play any games that appear in that stage."''
====Wario====
*''"Hey, <player's name>! So you have a '''Form Baton''' too, huh? There are lots of different forms you can do depending on how you hold it, but I stick with what I know best, the '''Remote Control'''! But that's fine by me!"''
====Mona====
*''"Hola! Forms have been all the rage lately, but I'm especially good at the '''Umbrella''' and the '''Handlebar'''! I think they are the cutest!"''
====Kat & Ana====
*''"Sensei's a stickler about discipline, so I've been practicing the heck out of my forms. You should too! I'm especially good at the '''Sketch Artist''', the '''Chauffeur''', and the '''Samurai'''! Hai-ya!"''
====Young Cricket====
*''"In order to become a kung fu master, you gotta learn lots of secret stances. So far, I've learned the '''Tug-of-War''', the '''Waiter''' and the '''Elephant'''. I'll show them to you, but you can't tell Master Mantis that I did, OK?"''
====Ashley====
*''"Hey, you! I'm Red. I'm Ashley's best buddy. I don't know anything about forms, but Ashley sure does. I think I've seen her doing the '''Thumb Wrestler''' and the '''Discard'''. Oh, and the '''Big Cheese''' is her absolute favorite! Seriously!"''
====Dribble and Spitz====
*''"Nothing makes you wanna move around more than sitting in a cab all day, you know! Whenever we feel we've been sitting too long, we like to bust out the '''Janitor''', the '''Dumbbell''' and the '''Mohawk'''. Wanna try it, <player's name>?"''
====Penny====
*''"I started learning forms to satisfy my intellectual curiosity! I thought the '''Finger Food''', the '''Boxer''', and the '''Mortar and Pestle''' would be a good start for me, and now I think I'm pretty good at them! I get the feeling that this hard work will pay off in the FORM of a new invention! Hee Hee Hee!"''
====9-Volt====
*''"I've learned every form, but what good are they if I can't use 'em to play '''Nintendo''' games? I think you're gonna like what I've come up with!"''
====Tiny Wario====
*''"I might be small, but I'm still the best! Here's proof: I've mastered all the forms! Bwahahaha! I'm '''All Good'''! And between you and me, I make an appearance in all my games! As my biggest fan, <player's name>, this will make you insanely happy!"''
====Orbulon====
*''"Greetings, human! I see that you're in possession of a '''Balance Stone''' as well! This means you can try your hand at a form called the '''Diner'''! Try it out!"''
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===Form===
*''"Pick the form that you like. You can play any games that use that form."''
====The Remote Control====
*''"This is the most basic and popular of all the forms."''
====The Umbrella====
*''"After the '''Remote Control''' this is the second most popular form."''
====The Handlebar====
*''"This is the most balanced form. Most Handlebar games require quick movements."''
====The Sketch Artist====
*''"This form is best suited for movements requiring precision. Use your most dominant hand to perform this form."''
====The Chauffeur====
*''"This form is best suited for gyrating movements."''
====The Samurai====
*''"You can feel the spirit of the samurai in this form. It's said that your breathing affects the outcome."''
====The Tug-of-War====
*''"This form has been taught from generation to generation. Lately, the tend has been to bring the hands closer together."''
====The Waiter====
*''"It's very easy to drop the Form Baton when performing this form, so be careful."''
====The Elephant====
*''"This form will make your nose look longer, but the point is to make it look appealing."''
====The Thumb Wrestler====
*''"This relatively new form is actually an evolved version of the '''Umbrella'''. Is it just me, or does the evolution seem like a minor one?"''
====The Discard====
*''"It's helpful to have a flat surface nearby when playing these games."''
====The Big Cheese====
*''"Show-offs are quick to learn this form. However, that does not mean they do it well."''
====The Janitor====
*''"This form is as hardworkng and effective as its name implies. Little-known fact: the '''Janitor''' is just the '''Tug-of-War''' turned upright."''
====The Dumbbell====
*''"This is an easy way to hold the Form Baton, and it provides a satisfying weight in your palm."''
====The Mohawk====
*''"Games that use this form require whole-body movement. It might be a bit of a challenge for players who have not exercised in a while."''
====The Finger Food====
*''"This form requires fingertip strength and control. It's best suited for relatively uncomplicated games."''
====The Boxer====
*''"Compared to the other forms, this is the most relaxed way of holding the Form Baton."''
====The Mortar and Pestle====
*''"This form is interesting because it places much responsibility on the non-dominant hand, the (left/right) hand."''
====The Diner====
*''"You need the Balance Stone for this form. There are actually three versions of the '''Diner'''."''

==Microgame Results==
After a microgame, the host will alert them if they are successful or not.

===Wario===
*''"Excellent!"''
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"OK!"''
*''"Okey-dokey!"''
*''"Wahoo!"''
*''"Yahoo!"''
*''"Buh-bye!"''
*''"Oh, no!"''
*''"Arrrgh..."''
*''"What?"''
*''"This stinks!"''

===Mona===
*''"Touchdown!"''
*''"Way to go!"''
*''"Go, team!"''
*''"Let’s go!"''
*''"You can do it!"''
*''"Yay!"''
*''"Go Diamond City!"''
*''"Foul!"''
*''"Fumble!"''
*''"Shake it off!"''
*''"Look alive!"''
*''"Oh, no!"''
*''"Come on, rally!"''
*''"Bummer..."''

===Kat and Ana===
*''"Stealthy!"''
*''"Hi-yah!"''
*''"Ninja!"''
*''"Shuriken!"''
*''"Ninjutsu!"''
*''"Katana!"''
*''"Aaahhh!"''
*''"Aaaiieee!!"''
*''"Waaaaaa!!"''
*''"No, no!"''
*''"Shame..."''

===Young Cricket & Master Mantis===
*''"TKO!"''
*''"Victory!"''
*''"Hi-yah!"''
*''"Defeat!"''
*''"Cricket crush!"''
*''"Take that!"''
*''"Wow!"''
*''"Oof!"''
*''"No!''"

===Ashley & Red===
*''"Done!"''
*''"That's right!"''
*''"Hocus pocus!"''
*''"Diabolical!"''
*''"Finally!"''
*''"Perfect!"''
*''"About time!"''
*''"Ridiculous!"''
*''"Curses!"''
*''"Boring!"''
*''"Lame!"''
*''"Red!!"''
*''"You're next."''
*''"Gimme a break."''
*''"Oh, nice."''
*''"Into the pot!"''
*''"Useless."''
*''"Wicked!"''

===Dribble & Spitz===
*''"Here we go!"''
*"''How's that?"''
*''"Yah-hey!"''
*''"Come on!"''
*''"Vroom, vroom!"''
*''"Hey, you!"''
*''"Let's go!"''
*''"Grrrr..."''
*''"Rats."''
*"''Ain't right!"''
*''"Aw, man!"''
*''"We're busted!"''
*''"Breakdown!"''
*''"Raauur..."''

===Penny===
*''"Eureka!"''
*''"I got it!"''
*''"It works!"''
*''"Cake!"''
*''"Cakewalk!"''
*''"Braindiant!"''
*''"Does not compute!"''
*''"Error!"''
*''"Yay!"''
*''"Girl genius!"''
*''"Oh, no!"''
*''"Crash!"''
*''"System failure!''"
*''"Coat Boots!''"

===9-Volt & 18-Volt===
*''"Power on!"''
*''"Perfect block!"''
*''"Beat that!"''
*''"Direct hit!"''
*''"Not even a quarter!"''
*''"Game over!"''
*''"Aw man!"''
*''"Not yet!"''
*''"No way!"''
*''"No fair!"''
*''"Ouch!"''
*''"Fire!"''
*''"What?"''

===Orbulon===
*''"Excellent!"''
*''"Good job!"''
*''"Higher!"''
*''"Hello!"''
*''"Yes!"''
*''"OK!"''
*''"Great!"
*''"Wonderful!"
*''"Oh, no!"''
*''"Too bad!"''
*''"Aaahhh!!"''
*''"What?!"''
*''"Aaaay!"''
*''"No no!"''

==Town Bulletin Board==
The Town Bulletin Board is located underneath Mona's stage on the map after zooming in with {{button|wii|+}}. As the player progresses through the game, the board is updated with new messages from Diamond City residents, as well as exploration notes about the Temple of Form.
===Wario===
*''"Waaario here with a new bulletin, so listen up! I put a bulletin board up in town for residents to post messages! I don't get my jolies (''NTSC'')/kicks (''PAL'') doing nice things, so you all better use it!"''

===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 1===
*''"Legend says that the Temple of Form houses many secrets. I'm planning to reveal them on this bulletin board as my research progresses."''
===Mona===
*''"Hey, Mona!<br>That gelato that you made was so frosty and delicious!<br> And your pizza was so hot and tasty!<br> Your number 1 fan!"''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 2===
*''"~An Ancient Civilization?~<br>In addition to the forms, the Temple of Form houses the remains of a distinct ancient civilization. It appears that a secretive tribe flourishes there."''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 3===
*''"~Stopping Time?~<br>Press the {{button|wii|+}} and {{button|wii|-}} buttons at the same time to stop time. That's what the legend says."''
===Kat & Ana===
*''"Dear Ana,<br>Please don't leave without cleaning up your caltrops!<br>Your sensei (ME!) stepped on them and it really hurt!<br> Be more careful next time!"''
===Young Cricket===
*''"Legend has it that long ago, there lived a mysterious martial arts master named Master Wii. I wonder what he's up to now..."''
===Jimmy===
*''"To Mr. Jimmy.<br>We found your afro in our backyard. We brought it to the club you're always at."''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 4===
*''"~Splunks, Protector Beings?~<br>Bizarre creatures called Splunks live in the Temple of Form.<br>Maybe they were the pets of the ancient peoples."''
===Ashley===
*''"You know that little red guy that hangs out with Ashley?<br> I heard he spends all day cleaning and doing laundry.<br> He's small, but he sure is a hard worker!"''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 5===
*''"~The Winner Rests~<br>In the world of forms, taking a break is just as important as practicing for a triathlon of forms.<br> Less haste, more speed."''
===Dribble and Spitz===
*''"This message is for the taxi driver with the slight drooling problem. Thanks to your skillful driving, I made it to the bathroom on time! Words cannot express the depth of my gratitude."''
===Penny===
*''"To all Diamond City residents!<br> We are now hiring experiment subjects! Experiments are guaranteed to by 100% not-entirely-lethal. Interested applicants please call the lab.<br>-Penny at the Lab-"''
===9-Volt===
*''"I hear the store is going to get a shipment of those new game systems. Shhh! Don't tell ANYONE!"''
===Jimmy P.===
*''"Jimmy!<br>I saw you walking around town the other day. You looked like you'd gotten some sun! It was like a whole new you!"''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 6===
*''"~The Voice of the Ancients?~<br>If you look at the lids of the forms, you can see their origins. Lately, that voice follows me wherever I go..."''
===Tiny Wario===
*''"Lately I've been seeing a bunch of little black things wriggling around in the strawberry field. GROSS!"''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 7===
*''"~The Games Are Connected!~<br> That's what the notes say. "When all the games are collected, the legendary [[Pyoro|P]] will be revived." P? What's P?"''
===Orbulon===
*''"Some may call me an "alien," but aren't we all "aliens" somewhere? My plot is to save the world, and I'm starting with Diamond City.<br>So remember!<br> Love, don't judge!"''
===Dr. Crygor===
*''"I'd given up on getting shape! But once I used Dr. Crygor's Kelorometer, my abs got so chiseled that they could cut glass! Now I've got more dates than I can handle! (Helpful Hint Guy)"''
===Temple of Form Exploration Notes 8===
*''"~About the Poses~<br> These appear after boss games. According to legend, these poses are linked to health and happiness. The ancients practised them."''
===All Microgames===
*''"Guess what, <player's name>?<br> You've collected all the games in the Temple of Form!<br>Congratulations!"''
===All Pose Cards===
*''"So, <player's name>?<br>I've heard you've collected all the pose cards? Congratulations!<br> Next time you have to show me all the cute poses you've learned!<br> Ciao! Mona"''

==Tourist Tips==
*There are two bulletin boards for tourists, only visible when zooming on the map screen with {{button|wii|+}}. The one for [[Tomorrow Hill]] is located north of [[Orbulon]]'s icon while the other is on an island north of the [[Kelorometer]]. The description for both of them is ''"Looks like a Diamond City hot spot."''
===Tomorrow Hill===
*''This is one of Diamond City's hidden gems. You can see tomorrow from here.''
===Floating Voices===
*''When tired, frustrated, or sad, rest here for a second and listen. There's something about it that's calming...''

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