Editing List of Waluigi quotes

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This is a list of quotes by [[Waluigi]].

==''Mario Tennis'' series==
===''[[Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)|Mario Tennis]]'' (Nintendo 64)===
*''"Hehehe. You guys are having a party?"''
*''"I'M-A NUMBER ONE! Heh, hehehehe! Look, I'ma dance! I'ma sing! I'ma so happy! HA, hahahahaha!...Heh? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"''
*''"Mamma mia!"''

===''[[Mario Tennis (Game Boy Color)|Mario Tennis]]'' (Game Boy Color)===
*''"What a surpriiise! You reeeally stomped Maaario!"'' 

===''[[Mario Power Tennis]]''===
*''"Heh heh heh. [[Bowser|He]] walks funny."''
*''"Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."''
*''"Look out!"''
*''"Oh, no, wa ha ha ha ha..."''
*''"[[Peach Dome]] Tournament... aah, that's us!"''
*''"Uh oh, run away!"''
*''"This way... ah, wait for me!"''
*''"In here!"''
*''"They hate us."''
*''"Ready... aim... fire!"''
*''"Sorry! Hee hee hee."''
*''"Take this, [[Luigi|Mr. Eyeballs]]!"'' 
*''"Eh... Cut..."''
*''"Hey, prop guy!"''
*''"Waaaa-luigi time! Waluigi win!"''
*''"Oh no, I lost. AAAAWWW! Grrr..."''
*''"Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"''
*''"Swim, swim, swim!"''
*''"It's broken!"''

===''[[Mario Tennis Aces]]''===
*''"It's only suitable for the best of the best..."''
*''"We knew you'd steal another win."''
*''"Wahahaha! Too slow, Mario!"''
*''"Next stop, the summit of Inferno Island!"''
*''"Good work, Mario! Wahahaha!"''
*''"While you were busy fighting, we managed to sneak in and take the treasure!"''
*''"We'll be taking this [[Power Stone]] now. Try not to be sore losers!"''
*''"It's all been building to this. A final showdown for the Power Stones. To the stadium! It's time to settle the score!"''
*''"No kidding! We could've been the best players in the world with [[Lucien|that thing!]]"''

==''Mario Party'' series==
===''[[Mario Party 3]]''===
*''"I'm the best!"''
*''"Good Choice."''
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"''
*''"My name is Waluigi!"'' (Story Mode only)
*''"If you want the Mischief Star back, you must name me the Superstar!"'' (Story Mode only)
*''"If you've got something to say to me, then step right up!"'' (Story Mode only)
*''"Wah, heh, heh, heh! The Mischief Star is here!"'' (Story Mode only)
*''"Wah, heh, heh, heh! Waluigi is number one!"'' (Story Mode only)
*''"No! I'll remember this!"'' (Story Mode Only)

===''[[Mario Party 4]]''===
*''"Good choice!"''
*''"Yeah, Waluigi's the winner!"''
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"Aww! I lost!"''
*''"Let's-a party!"''
*''"Waluigi is the Party Star! Heh heh heh heh!"''
*''"Heh heh heh! I got it."''
*''"Wah heh heh heh!"''

===''[[Mario Party 5]]''===
*''"Good choice!"''
*''"Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"''
*''"Aww! I lost!"''
*''"Heh heh heh! I got it."''
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"Wah heh heh heh!"''
*''"Waluigi! Wahahaha!"''

===''[[Mario Party 6]]''===
*''"Wa...Luigi!"''
*''"Heh heh heh! I got it!"''
*''"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"''
*''"Heheh, Waluigi number one!"''
*''"Yes!"''
*''"Wah-ha!"''
*''"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"''
*''"I hate this game!"''
*''"Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"''
*''"You're lousy!"''

===''[[Mario Party 7]]''===
*''"Waaaah-Luigi!"''
*''"Heh heh heh! I got it!"''
*''"Heheh, Waluigi number one!"''
*''"You're lousy!"''
*''"Yes!"''
*"''Wah-ha!"''
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah!"''
*"''Yes!"''
*''"Aaaah!"''
*''"I hate this game!"''
*''"Waluigi the Superstar!"''

===''[[Mario Party 8]]''===
*''"Mario Party 8!"''
*''"Mine, mine, mine!"''
*''"Waluigi, winner!"''
*''"I'm ruined!"''
*''"Watch out for me!"
*''"Waluigi number one!"''
*''"Me! I won! Me!"''
*''"Wonderful!"''
*''"We all Superstars! Wa-hah!"''
*''"I'm a de Superstar!"''
*''"No, no, no, no, no, no!"''
*''"We're the winners!"''

===''[[Mario Party DS]]''===
*''"Oh, yeah!"''
*''"Waaah..."
*''"I'm the superstar!''"
*''"Ho!''"
*''"Yow!''"

===''[[Mario Party 9]]''===
*''"Waluigi the Superstar!"''
*''"Waluigi!"'' (Borrowed from ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'')
*''"Waluigi time!"''
*''"Oh yeah!"''
*''"Yes!"''
*''"Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"''
*''"Aah!"'' (Losing [[Castle Clearout]])
*''"Wah hah hah waah!"'' (Borrowed from ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'')
*''"NO!"'' (Borrowed from ''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]'')

===''[[Mario Party: Island Tour]]''===
*''"Waluigi time!"''
*''"Oh, yeah!"''
*''"Wah ha ha wah!"''

===''[[Mario Party 10]]''===
*''"Waluigi the Superstar!"''

===''[[Mario Party: Star Rush]]''===
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Alright!"''
*''"Num-ber one!"''

===''[[Super Mario Party]]''===
*''"Take me to that Mario Party!"'' (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
*''"The party's right there! Let's crash it again!"'' (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
*''"This'll be good!"'' (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
*''"I'm ready! Are you?"'' (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Alright!"''
*''"Heh he he!"''
*''"Ho ho!"''
*''"No one has the brains to outsmart me! Just you watch!"'' (When he is selected as an ally)
*''"Evil schemes are my specialty!"'' (When he is selected as an ally)
*''"We're here to help. Lucky you!"'' (Challenge Road)
*''"What's up? I'm here to help. You're gonna need it!"'' (Challenge Road)
*''"Aw, no!"''
*''"Mario! If I can beat you... I can reignite my passion for challenges!"''  (If the player chooses Mario, he will be their final opponent in Chestnut Forest on Challenge Road)
*''"I will defeat you... And reignite my passion for challenges!"'' (The player's final opponent in Chestnut Forest)
*''"I'm a failure..."'' (After beating him in Challenge Road)
*''"Just because everyone else is having fun doesn't mean I'm jealous! Not one bit!"'' (Waluigi in the party plaza)
*''"When I finally find someone desperate enough to take me, you'll regret this!"'' (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza and the player refuses him)
*''"I wanna see how long one party can go! Take me so I can find out!"'' (Waluigi in the party plaza when all gems have been collected)
*''"We’re both going to regret this!"'' (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza when all gems have been collected and the player refuses him)

===''[[Super Mario Party Jamboree]]''===
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Baby!"''
*''"Baby, here we go!"''

==''Mario Golf'' series==
===''[[Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour]]''===
*''"You might be gettin' better, but nobody cheats better than Waluigi! You got that?!"''
*''"Don't whiff!"''
*''"Are you sweating?"''
*''"You're cheating!"''
*''"Oh, come on!"''
*''"Only cheaters mess up!"''
*''"Ehh... Not bad...for you!"''
*''"Waaah, this looks too easy..."''
*''"Today!"''
*''"Tee Time!"''
*''"AAAARGH!! Stupid ball."''
*''"AAAAAGH!! I hate this game!"''
*''"[[Camelot Software Planning|Camelot]]! Heh, heh, heh!"''
*''"Eh, they're all just jealous!"''
*''"Wah...? [[Bogey]]?!"''

===''[[Mario Golf: World Tour]]''===
*''"Come on."''
*''"Waluigi."''
*''"Arghhhh."''
*''"I bet Peach makes a pretty penny from running this fancy club. *yawn* I ate so much I'm gonna need a nap!"''
*''"Are you happy you won the championship?"''
*''"Huh. I guess you're just being honest, but don't let it go to your head!"''
*''"Little white lies can get you in trouble, you know. Be happy. You earned it."''
*''"For me, the best part of any round of golf is kicking back and relaxing when it's all over. That's all I need!"''
*''"Now that you've won you second title, I gotta admit I'm kinda jeal--"''
*''"Never mind! I'll see you on the Mountain Course."''
*''"Huh? You want to know if I was actually trying on the Mountain Course Championship?"''
*''"Hey! I always give it everything I've got, but even I have off days. Just watch, I'll be the next champion!"''
*''"Oh? OK. Well, the grub's better than normal, today. Must be because you won the triple crown. Thanks, I guess!"''

==''Mario Kart'' series==
===''[[Mario Kart: Double Dash!!]]''===
*''"Wa-ha-ha! Waluigi, #1!"
*''"Argh, Waluigi no win this time."
*''"Come on, let's-a-go!"
*''"Oh, yeah!"
*''"Wha-ha!"
*''"He he!"
*''"Wah hah hah waah!"
*''"Waaaaaah!"
*''"NO!"
*''"Waluigi!"
*''"Waluigi time!"
*''"Go far, oh, yeah!"
*''"Golden!"

===''[[Mario Kart DS]]''===
*''"Heh-heh-heh!"'' (when chosen as character)
*''"Let's go already!"'' (when his kart is chosen)
*''"Wa-ha-ha-waaaaa!"'' (wins a race)

===''[[Mario Kart Wii]]''===
*''"Oh yeah!"
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Yahooie!"''
*''"Yeahhh!"''
*''"Heheheh, yeah!"''
*''"Waluigi time!"''
*''"Take that!"''
*''"So good!"''
*''"Let's-a go!"''
*''"I'm-a gonna win!"''
*''"I'm on the red team!"''
*''"Blue team gonna win!"''
*''"Ehh, everybody cheater! Next time I cheat! Heh heh heh!"''
*''"Ah, Waluigi lose! Impossible!"''
*''"Oh, too bad. I get you next time, cheaters!"''
*''"Waaah, impossible!"''
*''"Aw yeah! I get you next time."''
*''"Ha ha ha! Next time. I could have won!"''
*''"Ehh, not bad..."'' (*laughs*)
*''"Aw no, too bad. Nyehhhhh."''
*''"Ha ha ha! Not bad..."'' (*laughs*)
*''"Waluigi wins! Yeah!"''
*''"Heheheh, I'm the win!"''
*''"Oh yeah, Waluigi! Ha-ha-ha!"''
*''"Owwwwww! Cheaters!"''
*''"Watch out...for me!"'' (after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom)
*''"Aw yeah! Powered up!"''

===''[[Mario Kart 8]]'' / ''[[Mario Kart 8 Deluxe]]''===
*''"Ha ha!"'' (When selected)
*''"Cheaters!"''
*''"Baby, here we go!"''
*''"Watch out...for me!"''
*''"Ha, Waluigi!"'' (glide)
*''"Ha ha! Waluigi!"'' (When finished 1st)
*''"Nice! Niiiice! Yeah!"'' (When finished between 2nd and 6th place)
*''"Aw, everybody cheating!"'' (When finished in 7th place or lower)
*''"Oh! Come on!"'' (When finished in 7th place or lower)
*''"I'll be back!"'' (When finished in 7th place or lower)
*''"Wheels up, up, up, up!"'' (when entering anti-gravity mode)
*''"Hey there! Here we go!"''
*''"I’ll get you!"''

==''Mario & Sonic'' series==
===''[[Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games]]''===
*''"Waluigi!"'' (When selected)
*''"Ah, Waluigi get you next time!"'' (Placing second or third)
*''"Oh, no, no, no!"'' (Losing)
*''"Waaah? No!"'' (Placing fourth or lower)
*''"I'm a living legend!"'' (When achieving a world record)
*''"Waluigi! Number one!"''
*''"Heh heh, Waluigi number one!"''
*''"Come on!"''
*''"Wah heh heh heh!"''
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"Yes!"''
*''"Move it!"''
*''"Good!"''
*''"Oh, yeah!"''
*''"Waluigi Move it!"''

===''[[Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games]]''===
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."''
*''"Wah ha ha!"''
*''"Huh?"''
*''"Waluigi time!"''
*''"Waluigi, number one!"''
*''"I'm a-living legend!"''
*''"What? No."''
*''"*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your [[Snowboard Cross (Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games for Nintendo DS)|Snowboard Cross]] win go to your head."'' (After defeating Wario at [[Icepeak]])
*''"*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your [[Bobsleigh (Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games for Nintendo DS)|Bobsleigh]] win go to your head."'' (After defeating Wario at [[Polastraits]])
*''"So what if we did? We'll have our revenge in Snowboard Cross!"''
*''"Or maybe you don't have what it takes for Snowboard Cross?"''
*''"Don't try and blame it on me!"''
*''"That's right! You should go easy on us to make it a fair match!"''
*''"So we lost one. Just don't get used to it!"''
*''"About time we got moving, eh, [[Wario]]?"''
*''"What?"''
*''"Heh. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"''
*''"I think they're sweet talking us now, then giving us the hard work later."''
*''"What? I didn't hear anything, did you?"''
*''"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer... Take them by surprise."''
*''"You need all the help you can get, that's for sure."''
*''"If there are any Whitestones nearby, our machine here will give out a sound."''
*''"Eh heh heh! Waluigi already knows your little secret!"''
*''"Oh, so there's a secret room in [[Cubyrinth]], hm?"''
*''"Could it be where that nervous-looking [[Shy Guy]] was hanging around in Cubyrinth?"''
*''"Yes, a nice day for adventure. How about you go off on an adventure yourself, hm?"''
*''"Do not worry about your secret room. Waluigi will watch it for you."''
*''"Waluigi knows everything! Now, show me where the secret room is!"''
*''"Eh heh heh! That's what happens to those who know the secret, hm?"''
*''"If you want help, you better tell me the secret now!"''
* *Cough* *Cough* ''"What a mess!"''
*''"A-ha! The way into the secret room, no?"''
*''"Eh heh heh! Nobody pulls the wool over Waluigi's eyes!"''
*''"Waluigi found the secret room. Three cheers for Waluigi!"''

===''[[Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games]]''===
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."''
*''"Wah ha ha!"''
*''"Huh?"''
*''"Waluigi, number one!"''
*''"I'm a-living legend!"''
*''"What? Nooo!"''
*''"Now it's no problem to see the court from way back here!"''
*''"Waluigi's finest invention! I call them Waluigiscopes!"''
*''"With these babies Waluigi can watch Luigi like a hawk and learn all his weaknesses!"''
*''"Then when Waluigi wins, he'll be the biggest superstar on the planet!"''
*''"What do you want from Waluigi?"''
*''"Haw? Why should Waluigi give you his Waluigiscopes?"''
*''"No way! Now scram. Waluigi is a very busy man."''
*''"Talking time is over! You are in Waluigi's way now. Go away before Waluigi gets mad!"''
*''"Eh heh heh! Nobody gets between Waluigi and his scheming!"''
*''"Now, time to find the perfect spot to spy on Luigi from..."''
*''"Gwahah!"''
*''"Ahh! The world's only pair of beautiful Waluigiscopes..."''
*''"You'd better be ready to pay for a replacement, my metal friend! Or I'll make you pay!"''
*''"Then that's how it's going to be, eh? Fine, get onto the court!"''
*''"Waluigi always makes them pay."''
*''"Eh heh heh! Waluigi wins!"''
*''"Hey, come back! You still haven't paid for my Waluigiscopes!"''
*''"And extra meddling fee on top for getting in the way of my scheme!"''
*''"Oh! Wario! Perfect timing."''
*''"You see Metal Sonic around here?"''
*''"No, haven't seen him. You seen Metal Sonic around--"''
*''"Hey, Wario! Wait!"''
*''"If you help Waluigi find Metal Sonic, there's a big reward!"''
*''"Yes, really!"''
*''"Waluigi'll just add it to the payment for the Waluigiscopes and the meddling tax!"'' (thinking)
*"''Rewards for everybody?! Waluigi is in! Let's go after Eggman and Metal Sonic!"''
*''"You're one to talk! Always with the evil plots, you!"''
*''"You're just trying to weasel your way out of paying!"''
*''"You WILL pay for this, and the price tag, she keeps rising!"''
*''"You're not the only ones who have been training! Wario! Let's show the Doctor what's what!"''
*''"Eh heh heh! Never underestimate the wrath of a man kept from making money!"''
*''"Think you can just run off again like before, eh?!"''
*''"Just like you said, Wario.''"
*''"Eh heh heh! You watch and find out for yourself."''
*''"You're slow on the uptake, Eggman! Wario'll find your machine in no time."''
*''"Just has to be follow the fog! Wario has the nose of a blood-hound, you said it yourself!"''
*''"Eh heh heh! Do it, Wario!"''
*''"W-We didn't do it to make you people happy. We--"''
*''"Now that they've given up on running, we can get down to settling our debts!"''
*''"No fair! He used science to cheat Waluigi!"''
*''"Listen up, Egghead! We haven't given up yet! We'll be by to collect our money soon!"''
*''"Huh? Who're you?"''
*''"What? Why should Waluigi bother playing games with your metal friend?"''
*''"Waluigi sees no benefit for him."''
*''"Then Waluigi will practice his sprinting by running away from you!"''
*''"Now Eggman comes squawking, too? Argue all you like, but leave Waluigi out of it!"''
*''"So long!"''
*''"You can make this happen for Waluigi?"''
*''"Waluigi will hear all the details, now!"''
*''"What?! Are you trying to trick Waluigi?!"''
*''"When you put it like that, Waluigi sees your logic."''
*''"So what would you have Waluigi do?"''
*''"Waluigi will do it!"''
*''"Why did Waluigi have to jinx himself like this-- and right before the Olympic Games!"''
*''"Nyaahh... Time to train all over again. Waluigi will become a superstar on his own. No tricks!"''
*''"You'll see at the Olympic Games, Eggman, and your little metal friends, too!"''

==''Mario Baseball'' series==
===''[[Mario Superstar Baseball]]''===
*''"Wah hah hah waah!"''
*''"NOOOOOOOOO!"''

===''[[Mario Super Sluggers]]''===
*"''Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?''"
*"''I found the treasure chest!''"
*"''Which means it's MINE!''"
*"''Whaaaaaa! No...wait a... Well, if you put it that way, it sounds right, but...''"
*"''No way, [[Wario|lard lump]]! We're gonna settle this like men!...With baseball!''"
*"''You win, and I'll give ya the stinkin' chest.''"
*"''I lost! You really wanted this blasted treasure, didn't you?''"
*"''One would almost think you cheated... Hmm...''"
*"''Well, there's nothing I like more than a sneaky ballplayer.''"
*''"Waluigi time!"''
*''"Sit down, loser!"''
*''"Waluigi!"''

==''[[Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix]]''==
*"''Wahahaha! At last I've found them!''"
*"''I shall release the music from the keys and flood the world with chaos!''"
*"''Wahahaha! I have a surprise for you!''"
*"''I, Waluigi, claim this Music Key in the name of... er... um... Waluigi!''"
*"''With this key, I'll be the best dancer in the world! Wahahaha!''"
*"''Wahahaha! The only way you'll get it back is if you defeat me...''"

==''[[Super Mario Strikers]]''==
*''"Nintendo!"''
*''"Wahahaha, Waluigiiiii!"''
*''"Wah wah wah Waluigi!"''
*''"Waluigi!"''
*''"Uh, oh!"''
*''"Oh yeah, oh yeah! Wah heh heh heh heh!"''
*''"Wah heh heh heh!"''

==''[[Mario Strikers Charged]]''==
*''"Too easy! Yeah! Heh heh heh... losers!"''
*''"Hello."''
*''"Buh-bye."''
*''"Wa-lu-igi. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH!"''
*''"You want the ball? Here! Ha ha ha!"''
*''"Wahhhh... CHEESE!"'' *Punches camera*
*''"Aw, Wario!"'' *coughs* ''"Ugh, you're killing me!"''
*''"Aw, Wario! Change your pants!"''
*''"Aw, Wario! Hold it in!"''
*''"[[Next Level Games]], wah-ha! Losers."''
*''"Hey, dummy!"''

==''[[Mario Hoops 3-on-3]]''==
*''"Waluigi number one!"''

==''[[Mario Sports Mix]]''==
*''"Waaaluigi!"''
*''"Waluigi number one!"''

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