Editing List of Toadsworth quotes

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This is a list of quotes by [[Toadsworth]].
==Games==
===''Super Mario Sunshine''===
*''"Now now, [[Toad (species)|boys]]! Don't touch that stuff!"''
*''"Trying to start a new career?"'' (JP only)
*''"I am most concerned with the well-being of the [[Princess Peach|princess]] in this dreadful heat."''
*''"Master [[Mario]], if you would, cross over to that shore and find some assistance."''
*''"Objection!"''
*''"Master Mario! Remember, the {{button|gcn|A}} Button is key! Use it to show me some of your famous jumps!"''
*''"Mm, quite an unusual [[F.L.U.D.D.|device]]..."''
*''"Is it some sort of pump?"''
*''"Princess, look! On the statue's head!"''
*''"I can't imagine what the poor princess is going through..."''
*''"Mario! Please save her!"''
*''"Oh, I hope nothing bad happens to our dear princess..."''
*''"Master Mario! Please help her!"''
*''"Oh no! Yada Blahblah Blahblah!"''

===''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga''===
*"''Master Mario!"''
*''"It would appear I'm just in time!"''
*''"I have prepared a <font color="red">suitcase</font> for you to take with you on your long journey!"''
*''"I'm sure it will prove useful, as it holds many items and outfits. Please take it!"''
*''"Just press <font color="red">SELECT</font> to open your suitcase and check the <font color="red">menu screen</font>."''
*''"Then you can use any items you've found on your journey or even change your clothes..."''
*''"It's also a good idea to use that screen to double-check your personal status."''
*''"...Once you board the Koopa Cruiser you can take your time and look through it."''
*''"Now then, I have one more parting gift, as it were: some funds for your trip! Here you go..."''
*''"Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"''
*''"Ah! You're just seeing Master Mario off? A capital idea! I do believe I'll join you."''
*''"Master Mario! I'm going on ahead. I shall be waiting for you in front of the Koopa Cruiser."''
*''"Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"''
*''"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, terribly amusing! Yes. Come now, don't be so startled!"''
*''"You see... I must tell you... Princess Peach's voice..."''
*''<big><big>"...was never stolen!"</big></big>''
*''"But you defeated Cackletta nonetheless! And that is something to be congratulated for!"''
*''"Oh, Master Mario... Spot-on timing..."''
*''"It is a town full of Toads who have immigrated to this land."''
*''"As the royal representative of the senior Toads, I must vigorously oppose this idea!"''
*''"Passing through unknown lands filled with monsters is absolutely absurd! Why, the very idea..."''
*''"Koh-hoff! Ah-hem!"''
*''"...And yet... I suppose if Mario and Luigi escorted you..."''
*''"As if I have any say in the matter! Just be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY careful."''
*''"I must begin preparations immediately."''
*''"Mario, you and Luigi should meet us up north, at the entrance to <font color="blue">Teehee Valley</font>."''
*''"Master Mario! Master Luigi!"''
*''"Hoo! Sorry to keep you waiting."''
*''"Now then, Master Mario, Master Luigi..."''
*''"Please be sure to take the utmost, most diligent, sincerest care of Princess Peach!!!"''
*''"Princess! Be careful!!!"''
*''"Hmm... Why do I get the feeling I forgot to say something vital?"''
*''"...Oh!!! That's right!"''
*''"Master Mario! Wait!"''
*''"Oh, now I've done it!"''
*''"Master Mario, I forgot to tell you one vital tidbit...and now just look at what has happened!"''
*''"If you let the princess out of your sight like we just did, she'll get kidnapped instantly!"''
*''"I beg of you: Rescue her and take care to ensure that you do not leave her side again."''
*''"And if the princess gets too far ahead of you, please stop her and talk some sense into her!"''
*''"I have asked her to return by the same path she took if you should speak to her."''
*''"And with that... Good luck! I am counting on you!"''
*''"Master Mario! Master Luigi! Awful things transpired while you were off doing who-knows-what!"''
*''"It looks like my hobbies will have to be shelved once again..."''
*''"Master Mario! Master Luigi!!! We're counting on you!"''
*''"Heed my directions well and you'll quickly find the Beanstar piece that landed in Teehee Valley!"''
*''"I recommend going to find this Beanstar piece first!"''
*''"I must say, my senses have been referred to as "strangely keen"!"''
*''"You-You must find the Beanstar pieces soon...for the princess!"''
*''"Surely with my keen advice you can quickly find the piece that fell in Teehee Valley!"''
*''"Lady Lima!"''

===''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''===
*''"Great hoogly-boogly! If it isn't Master [[Mario]]!"''
*''"Bit of a coincidence, bumping into one another in this sort of place, hm? Ho ho!"''
*''"So, tell me, Master Mario, what in the world brings you to this [[Rogueport|wretched little burg]]?"''
*''"...Hmm? Ah! Indeed?!? [[Princess Peach]] sent [[Mario|you]] a letter and a treasure map? And she told you she'd meet you here in Rogueport?!? Intriguing..."''
*''"[[Mario|You]]'re asking me where Princess Peach is? Erm... I was about to ask you that."''
*''"We stopped in [[Rogueport|this town]] to acquire a spot of fuel for our ship, don't you know..."''
*''"I only took my eye off [[Princess Peach|her]] for a moment, but as soon as I did, she vanished."''
*''"You know how headstrong [[Princess Peach|she]] is, [[Mario]]... I just assumed she'd be back momentarily... But at this point, I fear we must embrace the possibility that she may never return."''
*''"I've been at a loss as to what to do. I've been fraught with worry, I tell you!"''
*''"But I'm feeling better with you here, Master Mario. Surely we'll find [[Princess Peach|her]]! Surely!"''
*''"But I know my place, Master Mario...and this is not it. I leave this task to you."''
*''"I believe I'll recline in the [[inn]] over there and enjoy a spot of tea, perhaps. In fact, I highly recommend it, particularly if you find your HP (Heart Points) running low."''
*''"Just drop on [[Inn|INN]]! Ho ho! ...Yes, anyway, a little rest there will fill all of your HP."
*''"I must say, though, the rest of [[Rogueport|this town]] is a bit...rough. Yes, rough, indeed..."''
*''"Huff! I say..."''

===''Mario Party 7''===
*''"Oh, I say! Welcome to {{color|gold|Mario Party}}!"''
*''"Hop on the luxury liner {{color|cyan|MMS Sea Star}} and choose a cruise! Capital!"''
*''"My name is {{color|gold|Toadsworth}}, and I will be your tour guide!"''
*''"This is the {{color|gold|Party Cruise}}. Start a party with your friends!"''
*''"This is the {{color|red|Solo Cruise}}. Play against a friend or the CPU!"''
*''"This is the {{color|cyan|Deluxe Cruise}}. Play with up to 8 friends!"''
*''"This is the {{color|blue|Minigame Cruise}}. Play minigames in your collection!"''
*''"This is the {{color|green|Duty-Free Shop}}. Purchase souvenirs and more!"''
*''"This is the {{color|pink|Control Room}}. Adjust your game settings here!"''
*''"I say! Welcome to the {{color|gold|Party Cruise}}!"''
*''"I'm sure you'll have a smashing time with these stupendous minigames!"''
*''"Oh, but first things first... Let's adjust the game settings."''
*''"Shall I tell you how to play?"''
*''"Welcome to Grant Canal! The lovely town features balloons, waterways, and gondolas!"''
*''"Shall I tell you about this board?"''
*''"If you reach the Star Space, you  can buy a {{color|gold|Star}} for {{color|green|20 coins}}."''
*''"The {{color|gold|Star}} will move to another location when someone gets one. What a crafty bugger!"''
*''"And watch out for Bowser Time! That chap is naught but trouble!"''
*''"Sometimes he'll even appear and destroy the bridges! Madness! Madness!"''
*''"Right! Now hit those Dice Blocks to decide who goes first!"''
*''"First up is {{color|green|(character)}}!"''
*''"Second is {{color|green|(character)}}!"''
*''"Third is {{color|green|(character)}}!"''
*''"And fourth is {{color|green|(character)}}!"''
*''"Now I've got a gift your you... Here are {{color|green|10 coins}} each!"''
*''"The {{color|gold|Star}} is over here, folks! Hurry up, now! pip pip!"'' (First time)
*''"The {{color|gold|Star}} is over here, folks!"'' (Subsequent times)
*''"If you get there, you can buy it for {{color|gold|20 coins}}! Capital!"''
*''"Brilliant, I say! Utterly brilliant! And now it's time to party!"''
*''"Right! Gather 'round, all! It's time for a Mic Game!"''
*''"It's {{color|green|Donkey Kong's}} time to shine! Which minigame will you play now, my good egg?"''
*''"Everyone plays! And what's more, DK will convert all of the {{color|gold|bananas}} into {{color|green|coins}}!"''
*''"Now let's spin the {{color|gold|banana slot}} and learn the exchange rate, shall we? Quite!"''
*''"You'll get {{color|green|1 coin}}/{{color|green|2 coins}}/{{color|green|3 coins}} for each {{color|gold|banana}} you earn."''
*''"Splendid! You'll play it solo! You may even get a gift from our siminan friend."''
*''"You'll be playing for this fantastic bonus..."''
*''"It's {{color|green|10 coins}}/{{color|green|20 coins}}/{{color|green|30 coins}}! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with {{color|green|10 coins}}/{{color|green|20 coins}}/{{color|green|30 coins}}!"''
*''"It's a {{color|gold|Star}}! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with a {{color|gold|Star}}!"''
*''"Let's see what minigame the {{color|cyan|Wheel of Whimsy}} has in store for you!"''
*''"You got {{color|green|1 coin}}/{{color|green|2 coins}}/{{color|green|3 coins}} for each {{color|gold|banana}} you earned."''
*''"Well done, old dog! You earned {{color|green|10 coins}}/{{color|green|20 coins}}/{{color|green|30 coins}} from {{color|green|Donkey Kong}}!"''
*''"Well done, old dog! You earned a {{color|gold|Star}} from {{color|green|Donkey Kong}}!"''
*''"Oh, that's too bad. You didn't beat the minigame, so I'm afraid you get nothing."''
*''"That DK is a fine bloke! You can always count on him when you're in need!"''
*''"Congratulations, {{color|green|(character)}}! Oh, I say! That's simply superb!"''
*''"Will you buy a {{color|gold|Star}}?"''
*''"Right! Here you are then!"''
*''"Eh wot? You don't have enough coins to buy a {{color|gold|Star}}! Come back when you have {{color|gold|20 coins}}."''
*''"Time for a Battle Minigame! This should be smashing!"''
*''"Let's see how many coins it will cost to play..."''
*''"The pot is {{color|green|(number) coins}}!"''
*''"It's up to all of you to pick the minigame. We'll play the game that gets the most votes."''
*''"Let's get this Battle Minigame started, folks!"''
*''"This won't do at all... Where's the picture he promised you? I'm afraid you've been duped!"''
*''"Welcome to the {{color|cyan|Bonus Mic}} game!! It's a chance to boost your {{color|green|coin}} count in one shot!"''
*''"You can {{color|gold|double}} your {{color|green|coins}} if you beat the minigame! How many coins will you wager?"''
*''"You're betting {{color|green|(number) coins}}?"''
*''"You'll get {{color|green|(number) coins}} if you win, but lose the whole bet if you don't! Agreed?"''
*''"Let's start the {{color|cyan|Bonus Mic}} game!"''
*''"You must remember which piece of fruit is on the cards."''
*''"Pay attention, because the pictures will flash by quickly!"''
*''"Hold the Mic, please. When you're ready to go, say "Yes" into the Mic."''
*''"Watch the cards closely as I turn them over!"''
*''"Which card is this one?"''
*''"Smashing! That's correct!"''
*''"Great job, old bean! You answered them all correctly!"''
*''"Ah, well done! You beat the minigame and {{color|gold|doubled}} your {{color|green|coins}}!"''
*''"Excellent job! Now take your {{color|green|(number) coins}}."''
*''"Let's get back to the game."''
*''"Time for a Duel Minigame! Beat it for a chance to steal {{color|green|coins}} or {{color|gold|Star}} from rivals!"''
*''"Choose whom you wish to duel!"''
*''"Let's pit {{color|green|(character)}} vs. {{color|green|(character)}}."''
*''"The winner gets a turn on the {{color|cyan|Slot of Stupendousness}}!"''
*''"Let's spin the {{color|cyan|Wheel of Whimsy}} to find what game will be played! So exciting!"''
*''"You won, {{color|green|(character)}}! Now go hit the {{color|cyan|Slot of Stupendousness}}!"''
*''"Thus ends the duel! Magnificent! {{color|green|(Character)}}, take all of {{color|green|(character)'s}} coins!"''
*''"Do try a Duel Minigame again!"''
*''"I say, good show! Now let's see how everyone fared!"''
*''"First, let's count everyone's {{color|gold|Stars}}..."''
*''"This is the number of {{color|gold|Stars}} each of you collected."''
*''"Next, we'll tally up everyone's {{color|green|coins}}."''
*''"This is how many {{color|green|coins}} each of you ended up with. Such avarice!"''
*''"Hoo! Now comes my favorite part... It's time for the {{color|gold|Bonus Stars}}!"''
*''"If you win one of my special bonus awards, you'll get a Star!"''
*''"Let's see who wins, shall we?"''
*''"And here are the Bonus Stars..."''
*''"Finally...the moment you've all been waiting for!"''
*''"The winner is..."''
*''"The winner is {{color|gold|(character)}}! Wonderful!"''
*''"{{color|gold|(character)}} seems unstoppable! Tut tut! Will it really end this way?!"''
*''"Let's check out the scores, shall we?"''
*''"My aunt's whiskers! A dead heat! This race is so exciting!"''
*''"{{color|gold|(character)}} currently leads the race! Hang in there, everyone!"''
*''"Hmm... Quit Decathlon Castle?"''
*''"This is minigame number 1-10!"''
*''"You'll be playing (minigame goes here)!"''
*''"Everyone is settling in nicely. Now the race really begins!"''
*''"On to the next minigame!"''
*''"Ah, the rankings have changed. This race has a long way to go!"''
*''"Hmm...you're just getting started. Now show me more motivation!"''
*''"{{color|gold|(character)}} currently leads the race. Hang in there, everyone!"''
*''"Can {{color|gold|(character)}} hang on to win? I bet someone will catch up!"''
*''"We're entering the middle stages now, and this looks to be a real nail-biter!"''
*''"I see. Playing it safe, are we? You are all neck to neck."''
*''"{{color|gold|(character)}} is simply smashing! What a display of skill!"''
*''"{{color|gold|(character)}} is gradually catching up! Watch yourselves now!"''
*''"We're in the second half! Bully! The race is still up in the air!"''

===''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time''===
====Toadsworth====
*''"<big>PRIIIIIINCESS!</BIG>"''
*''"Please return, Your Majesty!"''
*''"I say... I am simply beside myself with worry!"''
*''"<big>THE HORROR!</big>"''
*''"<small>Princess...</small>"''
*''"HUZZAH!"''
*''"Oh, Princess! Welcome home!"''
*''"Your Majesty! I've been fraught with--"''
*''"W-Wait! Master Luigi!"''
*''"Master Mario!"''
*''"It's been some time since you battle last, correct?"''
*''"Do you require a refresher on {{color|blue|action commands}}?"''
*(No) ''"I see, I see... Very well, Master Mario!"''
*''"You are the master!"''
*''"Drat, I almost forgot!"''
*''"You can also dodge enemy attacks!"''
*''"Shall I explain to you how to perform such evasions?"''
*(No) ''"I see..."''
*''"Would you then care to hear how to {{color|blue|counterattack}}?"''
*''"Please press {{button|ds|a}} now!"''
*''"In this manner, you can utilize good timing to dodge your foes' attacks..."''
*''"And not only that, but damage them in the process!"''
*''"Be sure to observe your foes closely as to recognize your chances!"''
*''"<big>MASTER MARIO!</big>"''
*''"M-M-Master Mario!"''
*''"The princess! Where is Princess Peach?"''
*''"And what were those lights? And what is that odd hole?! I demand answers, sir!"''
*''"<big>VILLAIN!</big>"''
*''"<big>I daresay that IS her!</big>"''
*''"That child you're holding, sir! She's the princess, is she not?"''
*''"In the short time she's been gone, she's grown so small!"''
*''"THIS is why I was so opposed to that infernal time device!"''
*''"<big>Princess!</big>"''
*''"I-I'm absolutely spent."''
*''"Toadsworth the Younger..."''
*''"The princess... She won't..."''
*''"She won't stop crying!"''
*''"We've taken to calling this technique a Spin Jump."''
*''"You'll soon see precisely why. Master {{color|green|Luigi}} begins the move."''
*''"First, press {{button|ds|r}} to make Master Luigi's icon change into the Spin Jump icon."''
*''"Next, press {{button|ds|b}} so Master Luigi leaps up and perches on Master Mario's shoulders."''
*''"Now, time to be off, sirs! Utilize the new time hole! Rescue our princess!"''
*''"My... My spine!"''
*''"<big>OH, THE PAIN!</big>"''
*''"No...cause for alarm... I'm...right as rain..."''
*''"<big>HUUURGH! RALLY!</big>"''
*''"For the sake of the princess, I will gladly sacrifice this old body! Come, Masters!"''
*''"Let's get down to brass tacks. And please, sirs, DO keep the jokes to yourselves, hm?"''
*''"Then press {{button|ds|a}} and you will curl up in a giant ball! Capital! And not at all odd."''
*''"Rolling about like a ball's faster than walking, I should say so!"''
*''"And hills? Why, you'll zip right up them! It's simply brilliant!"''
*''"If you find your height keeping you from proceeding, try rolling into ball form, hm?"''
*''"I bet this technique would make getting up those long stairs to the {{color|blue|viewing platform}} a snap."''
*''"Oh, and another thing... This Bros. Ball technique..."''
*''"I've a feeling you might be able to do more than roll about. Perhaps you could spin things?"''
*''"I concur. And I believe there may have been something on the first floor to test your theory."''
*''"Do challenge yourselves to innovate, sirs! Use this and other skills creatively!"''
*''"Ready when you are!"''
*''"Toadsworth the Younger! The princess... She's not..."''
*''"She's not pleased!"''
*''"Come now, Master Luigi! You've saved the princess. You've earned a sabbatical."''
*''"There's no longer any need for you to learn new moves at the moment."''
*''"And as you can see, trying to keep Her Little Majesty happy is rather a full-time endeavor."''
*''"We can't spare even a moment to teach you such frivolities. Let us suffer in peace."''
*''"Ugh, youth..."''
*''"Hmph! Very well!"''
*''"You want to learn?"''
*''"Then I will teach! Curse the exuberance of my salad days! I will teach, teach, TEACH!"''
*''"This really couldn't be simpler. You merely must run into the babies during a {{color|blue|Spin Jump}}."''
*''"Oh, yes, marvelously creative. Perhaps our time might be better spent in a naming session?"''
*''"Oh dear, what are we to do? She's absolutely insatiable! She's tired of this as well..."''
*''"ARE YOU MAD?! Not the princess!"''
*''"I forbid it!"''
*''"Never! NEVER!!"''
*''"<small>No!</small>"''
*''"<small>Nooo!</small>"''
*''"NOOOO!"''
*''"PRINCESS!"''
*''"Oh, dear princess! What have we done?"''
*''"Forgive me!"''
*''"I... I am..."''
*''"I am an old fool!"''
*''"No! OH, HORRORS! Younger me, you scamp! This is all your fault!"''
*''"What will you do now? I ask you! How will you make this right?"''
*''"But the princess!"''
*''"We only just rescued the grown-up princess, and now the baby princess..."''
*''"Come now, Baby Princess. Let us repair to the castle for a nap. For all of us."''
*''"Princess! Oh, my dear Princess! You're safe at last!"''
*''"Master Mario... Master Luigi... Young Master Mario... Young Master Luigi..."''
*''"From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for rescuing our Princess Peach."''
*''"Please come this way, sirs. There's a favor I must ask of all of you..."''
*''"<small>And now, at long last... I must bid farewell to my younger, exuberant self.</small>"''
*''"<small>Yes, er... What an overactive imagination you possess!</small>"''
*''"Apparently he fell from up high and landed in a time hole..."''
*''"Then he just plopped into the castle's backyard!"''
*''"Master Mario, is there nothing you can do? Perhaps jump on him or some such thing?"''
*''"Younger me... Please take good care of the little princess!"''

====Toadsworth the Younger====
*''"Oho!"''
*''"Young Masters {{color|red|Mario}} and {{color|green|Luigi}}!"''
*''"I've anxiously awaited your arrival!"''
*''"Yes, indeed, the princess craves playmates, I'm afraid. She's rather...tantrummy."''
*''"Press up on {{button|ds|pad}} to walk to the room where she awaits. Please go to her at once!"''
*''"Please, I beg of you, go to the princess. She awaits playmates in that room up ahead."''
*''"Press up on {{button|ds|pad}} to move to the room where she awaits."''
*''"I say! What's this hullabaloo? What of the princess?"''
*''"Absolute nonsense!"''
*''"I rather think that you'll do NO SUCH THING! EN GARDE!"''
*''"Young Master Mario!"''
*''"Sorry about fainting a moment ago... Is this your first battle?"''
*''"Shall I perhaps instruct you on {{color|blue|action commands}}?"''
*''"Ahem..."''
*''"Allow me to begin. First, please attack."''
*''"<big>Halt!</big>"''
*''"Press {{button|ds|x}}, young sir!"''
*''"If your timing is spot-on... you'll do more damage!"''
*''"For each and every attack, there is an {{color|blue|action command}}."''
*''"Experiment away!"''
*''"Carry on..."''
*''"Drat, I almost forgot!"''
*''"You can also dodge young Bowser's flames."''
*''"Shall I explain to you how to evade enemy attacks?"''
*''"Then heed well!"''
*''"Observe... In this way you can avoid taking damage."''
*''"Pay attention to this spot up above you..."''
*''"...to see when and how you can dodge attacks!"''
*''"Watch your foes closely...for they hint at their attacks!"''
*''"PRIIIIIIIIINCESS!"''
*''"Oh! Oh, Princess! Never fear, my dear. Toadsworth is here!"''
*''"Come! Let's get you to safety!"''
*''"Great hoogly-boogly! The princess does NOT approve of this!"''
*''"Young Master Bowser! Abandoning those folk is reprehensible!"''
*''"Young masters, if you would, please go check on those unfortunate villagers."''
*''"That, I believe, will make the princess most pleased, and perhaps avoid future tantrums."''
*''"I shall wait here for your no-doubt triumphant return. Tallyho and all that!"''
*''"Young Master Luigi!"''
*''"I feel I should tell you that young {{color|green|Luigi's}} action command uses the {{button|ds|y}} Button."''
*''"Press the {{button|ds|y|}} just before an enemy attack!"''
*''"Young masters!"''
*''"Let's give you two some {{color|blue|Bros. Items}}, shall we?"''
*''"These items require you to attack as a duo!"''
*''"Please, you two, take these {{color|blue|Green Shells}}."''
*''"Yes, as you both can see, the Bros. Item block has appeared in your commands!"''
*''"Use the Green Shell according to the on-screen directions when you choose it..."''
*''"Indeed, pay close attention so that you may master the nuances in no time!"''
*''"Please choose the Bros. Item block!"''
*''"I have quite a few, so use all you wish!"''
*''"That was rather close, eh?"''
*''"Now that I see these villagers close up, they bear a striking resemblance to the two of you!"''
*''"But who knows when more of those awful aliens will return?"''
*''"I believe it best to take these two to Master Bowser's ship."''
*''"Those monsters... Their arrival seems like a horrible dream... It was all so sudden"''
*''"Foul parasites from the Shroob planet, land of utter creepiness! Their purpose is oh-so clear!"''
*''"They wish to take all we hold dear in the Mushroom Kingdom! Our land... Our very lives!"''
*''"Oh, the village is in ruins..."''
*''"And our beloved castle as well!"''
*''"And THAT is how the princess and I were rescued by Master Bowser, odd as that sounds."''
*''"And now...almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom has fallen under Shroob control."''
*''"Our once beautiful castle... No... Look at it now."''
*''"No doubt those fiends call it Shroob Castle."''
*''"Rumor has it their leader is there. {{color|blue|Princess Shroob}}..."''
*''"Eh? What's that you say? Princess Peach is being held prisoner in the castle?"''
*''"Ho ho! Surely you jest. The princess is quite safe and sound right here with me."''
*''"Hmm? I beg your pardon? The future Princess Peach?"''
*''"The future Master Mario and Luigi?"''"''
*''"Ho! ho ho! You poor fellows... You've gone a bit daffy, eh?"''
*''"Your noggins must have gotten bonked. Perhaps a nap?"''
*''"Th-That must be {{color|blue|Princess Shroob}}! Undoubtedly!"''
*''"All right, are you? Jolly good!"''
*''"Pardon me? You say we should leap into that ridiculous hole? Absolute rubbish!"''
*''"Do you honest believe that I would place the princess in such reckless endangerment?"''
*''"You...Why, you SCOUNDREL!"''
*''"How DARE you refer to me as such? And it's nincomPOOP!"''
*''"Halt!"''
*''"I say! What cheek! You, I dare say, are the true nincompoops! Come back here this instant!"''
*''"<big>Keep your distance!</big>"''
*''"You're not cleared to address Her Royal Highness!"''
*''"<big>Someone! Anyone!</big>"''
*''"Help! Someone!"''
*''"Is this castle deserted?"''
*''"Look lively, now, elder me!"''
*''"We must please the princess! Put your back into it!"''
*''"Pull yourself together, man! Smile, I say! Smile!"''
*''"Tut, tut! Worry not, elder me! We've not yet begun to amuse!"''
*''"Arms out, now!"''
*''"<big>3</big>"''
*''"<big>2</big>"''
*''"<big>1</big>"''
*''"<big>TOADSWORTH TWIST!</big>"''
*''"Jolly good, elder me!"''
*''"Our charge is giggling!"''
*''"Oh, Masters Mario and Luigi! Grown right up, haven't you?"''
*''"I'm quite up to speed on our crisis. Bit of a sticky wicket."''
*''"The adult Princess Peach, the kingdom... You must save it all."''
*''"And I shall be right here as you do, rooting for victory!"''
*''"What's that you say, old bean?"''
*''"You wish to learn our move?"''
*''"Well, if it will help you fulfill your duties, of course! It would be an honor and a privilege!"''
*''"Come! Practice awaits!"''
*''"Chin up, elder me! Mustn't falter now!"''
*''"Are we all quite ready? Good. Commence the instruction!"''
*''"From there, press {{button|ds|b}} again to make the two of you whirl about and rise skyward!"''
*''"And now, it's rather academic! Press a direction on {{button|ds|pad}} to fly in said direction. Huzzah!"''
*''"This marvelous technique will allow you to cross gaps where mere jumping proves lacking."''
*''"Have at it!"''
*''"Yes, yes, jolly good show!"''
*''"I trust you'll use it to your advantage in the field as well."''
*''"I should think this Spin Jump will give you access to some awfully hard-to-reach areas."''
*''"Please! Your Majesty! Please, just ONE smile!"''
*''"Buck up, elder me!"''
*''"We must be more original if we wish to please the princess!"''
*''"Right-o! Off we go!"''
*''"How about it, Princess? Hm? We're having a ball now, no?"''
*''"I daresay this is the oddest thing I've done in my life..."''
*''"<big>OUCH!</big>"''
*''"What's that you say, old bean?"''
*''"You wish to learn our move?"''
*''"Well, I'd be chuffed to teach you, of course, but elder me may have reached his limit..."''
*''"Absolute rubbish, old bean! You look like you've a Bristle in your britches..."''
*''"I've dubbed this the Bros. Ball. Why, you ask? Because you are bros. And you form a ball."''
*''"It's rather rigorous. It requires flexibility, endurance, courage, and a bit of an open mind."''
*''"Master {{color|red|Mario}} initiates this particular move, so if you will..."''
*''"First, press {{button|ds|r}} to change Master Mario's icon to the Bros. Ball icon."''
*''"Now then, use {{button|ds|pad}} to roll the ball in the direction you wish to travel. It's quite academic."''
*''"Have at it, sirs!"''
*''"Ah, and one other thing! When you're in ball form, you can roll under low ceilings."''
*''"Absolutely top-notch!"''
*''"I trust you'll use this technique to your advantage?"''
*''"I do recall a new time hole appearing on the {{color|blue|viewing platform}}, you know."''
*''"My advice is that you investigate immediately."''
*''"Yes! That's it! I'm certain you could test your spinning abilities there!"''
*''"Compose yourself, elder me! The princess craves attention! Let's just go with a classic!"''
*''"Go!"''
*''"Good gravy..."''
*''"She's tired of the Toadsworth Twist."''
*''"<small>Ah! Crosswind!</small>"''
*''"Great oogly-boogly! Look, elder me! She's imitating our move!"''
*''"What's that you say, old bean?"''
*''"You wish to learn our move?"''
*''"Hold your tongue, elder me! Indeed, the grown-up princess is safe, but evil abides, sir!"''
*''"Quite frankly, witnessing you being such a stick-in-the-mud has turned my stomach!"''
*''"That's no way to live, and it's certainly not how I wish to be in my autumn years!"''
*''"The babies will be caught up in the spin and be sent whirling up and away! Huzzah!"''
*''"Let's see... Spinning... Babies... This technique shall be known hereafter as the Baby Spin!"''
*''"Bah! Pay him no mind, he's a bit barmy these days. The move is simple; try it for yourselves!"''
*''"Once the babies are airborne, press {{button|ds|pad}}."''
*''"You can use {{button|ds|pad}} to direct the babies as they glide along and slowly descend."''
*''"Are you ready to give it a try? Use the Baby Spin to send the youngsters all the way up here!"''
*''"Brilliant! I'm quite sure you'll now be able to ascend to places formerly out of your reach."''
*''"In that case..."''
*''"YES, the princess!"''
*''"We're going in!"''
*''"Look there, you codger!"''
*''"The princess is pleased!"''
*''"What's that you say, old bean?"''
*''"You wish to learn our move?"''
*''"I don't mind teaching you this move, but it appears my aged counterpart is still in shock..."''
*''"I suppose I can take it upon myself to reach you solo this time around..."''
*''"It's quite simple, really. First, you enter {{color|blue|Bros. Ball}} mode."''
*''"Then all you need do is run into the babies."''
*''"The miraculous powers of the Bros. Ball will flatten the tykes out like hotcakes!"''
*''"This will allow them to fit in tight spaces previously unreachable to you."''
*''"Do not fret, however, they'll pop right back up in no time. Ah, the flexibility of childhood!"''
*''"Since they look like hotcakes, let's christen this technique Baby Cakes."''
*''"Splendid!"''
*''"And the babies seems to have enjoyed it, too."''
*''"<small>Blimey! The wind...</small>"''
*''"Keep your trousers on, elder me! That's MY blood pressure you're elevating."''
*''"Really, if I wished to witness myself embarrassing myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror."''
*''"Steady, old bean! Master Mario and the others will undoubtedly save the princess, as always."''
*''"You will save her, won't you? I assure you, she's NOT in another castle or anything."''
*''"We're counting on you, fellows!"''
*''"Now, now, elder me. We'll let Master Mario and the others handle this."''
*''"The princess was sent sailing to the other side of that wall, in case you've forgotten."''
*''"I daresay this is a fine opportunity to try out the new technique you learned!"''
*''"Capital! Very well done, indeed! You have all of our most heartfelt gratitude."''
*''"<big>Halt!</big>"''
*''"Return the...big princess at once!"''
*''"Oho! You've saved the princess and the kingdom!"''
*''"Well done, dear fellows!"''
*''"<small>Hmph! It's as if you can't wait to be rid of me, you old Toad.</small>"''
*''"Ah, Baby Luigi, what is that grotesque mushroom?"''
*''"Elder Toadsworth... We've had our share of disagreements, but..."''
*''"Now that the time is nigh, I find it rather difficult to say farewell."''
*''"Ah, Baby Princess Peach! Leave me with a smile!"''
*''"For... For the final time..."''
*''"Toad-Toadsworth Twist!"''
*''"My dear Princess Peach... You've grown so beautiful... I'm honored to have met you."''
*''"And Master Mario! Master Luigi!"''
*''"Thanks ever so much!"''
*''"Do continue to take care of the princess!"''

===''Mario Super Sluggers''===
*''"I daresay! You've brought something with you, I see."''
*''"No time for dillydallying! Place it there and hope that it works."''
*''"By my mustache! That's the ticket!"''
*''"I believe the fountain should no be passable."''
*''"Good chowder! The princess has been taken by Bowser Jr.?"''
*''"Come, Master Mario! The hunt is on! We must rescue her at once!"''
*''"My word, Princess! It does this old Toad good to see you safe and sound!"''
*''"Pull yourself together, lass! AHEM! [[Princess Daisy]] was transformed into a statue!"''
*''"I daresay I glimpsed a Toad statue in the vicinity! That might be the answer!"''

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