Editing List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes by Mario

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This is a list of quotes from the television show ''[[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]'' said by [[Mario]].

==The Bird! The Bird!==
*"''Don't worry, Princess! Luigi and me will climb that mountain before you can say spaghetti and meatballs!''"
*"''Okay! Wait here, and you'll become lunch from a polar bear! Don't blame us!''"
*"''Luigi, we can't quit now! Remember the plumber's motto!''"
*"''No! When the pipe is plugged, keep plunging! Pasta power!''"
*"''Come on, Princess! You can do it, too!''"
*"''See? I told you we'd be perfectly safe!''"
*"''Cheer up, Luigi! It could be worse!''"
*"''And I was hoping for a nice salami sandwich!''"
*"''Good goin', guys!''"
*"''I hate to run on an empty stomach!''"
*"''I'm hungry enough to eat about anything!''"
*"''That's easy! C'mon, Luigi!''"
*"''Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can! Pasta power!''"
*"''I love when that happens!''"
*"''Follow me!''"
*"''I'd pay 200 bucks for a nice for a pepperoni cheesecake right now.''"
*"''Who called me cheap?! I'll pay 300 bucks!''"
*"''Stand back!''"
*"''Start climbing, paisano! We'll stay here and keep King Koopa occupied!''"
*"''Dinner? That's the best news I've heard in days!''"
*"''Mmm, my favorite dish! Spaghetti!''"
*"''(Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) WORMS?!''"

==King Mario of Cramalot==
*"''Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees, there's raviolis that's smothered in honey!''"
*"''Take THAT, you Beezo bozos!''"
*"''That Koopa's a clog in the drainpipe of happiness!''"
*"''Mervy, ol' pal! Your problems are solved! I've been unclogging sinks since I was knee-high to a tortellini!''"
*"''Stand back, gang! The sink hasn't been built, that Mario can't unclog!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''Before you crown me, how about a celebration snack? I could really go for a mozzarella milkshake!''"
*"''I'll save us!''"
*"''Take it easy, Luigi! Things could be worse!''"
*"''Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower us until it flattens us like a pizza!''"
*"''Or the room could fill with water, until we all drown like rats!''"
*"''Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse!''"
*"''Look! Over there!''"
*"''There's a hand coming out of the water! That's holding a plumber snake!''"
*"''Lead on, Mervin! With this magic plumber snake, I'll knock Koopa for a loopa!''"
*"''Luigi? You have to swim across the moat and and let down the drawbridge!''"
*"''WATCH OUT FOR KILLER TROUTER FISH!''"
*"''You're not king! You're nothing but a crown-kyping Koopa!''"
*"''That's right, Koopa! I'm gonna clean your pipes! I'm bad!''"
*"''It's no use, Koopa! When we plumbers run into trouble, we gotta flush it out!''"
*"''You can't escape that easily, you sinister slime bag!''"
*"''What's green and scaly, and covered with meat sauce?''"
*"''A Koopa that's landed in deep spaghetti!''"
*"''Koopa, you're the meanest ugliest lizard that ever slimed its way across Cramalot!''"
*"''Tryin' to fly the Koop, eh, Koopa?''"
*"''Huh? Thanks, Koopa! This dueling's made me work up quite an appetite!''"
*"''That's the way the meatball bounces!''"
*"''Yes, but Cramalot's seen the last of him!''"
*"''Eh, it was nothing!''"
*"''King? I always wanted to be king! I accept!''"
*"''Hey! What's this thing?''"
*"''Err, on a second thought, Mervy, ol' pal, I don't think I'm cut out to be king!''"
*"''Here! Arrivederchi, King Mervin!''"

==Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid==
*"'''WANTED: Dead or alive...Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid.'''"
*"'''REWARD: 10,000 GOLD PIECES.'''"
*"''Hang on! Don't you wanna read the part about how dangerous we are?''"
*"''Hey, cactus! In your face, pardner!''"
*"''Must be Koopa's idea. When we find where he's hiding the Princess, you can ask him.''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Mouser?!''"
*"''First, you have to catch us!''"
*"''Check out those logs we'll leap-frog across!''"
*"''Then, we'll leap-Mushroom!''"
*"''You'd rather stay here?''"
*"''It's Princess Toadstool! Let's go!''"
*"''Princess Toadstool must be inside!''"
*"''Pardners, I think it's time to head for the hills!''"
*"''Hey, look! Free Italian food! Let's eat!''"
*"''Excuse me, paisano! We'd like three orders of free spaghetti to go!''"
*"''Not me! My stomach will never speak to me again! Listen! I got a plan!''"
*"''Water! Water!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Him!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!''"
*"''Pasta power!''"
*"''Sorry, Sheriff! It was an accident!''"
*"''Right on, paisano, yeah!''"
*"''If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!''"
*"''I need a pizza!''"
*"''You're right, Toad! This is the mine where Princess Toadstool was sending us smoke signals!''"
*"''Someone's bricked up the mine! I'll bet this is where King Koopa, is keeping the Princess!''"
*"''Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on a job, is when we're working by the hour! ...Luigi!''"
*"''That's a goner, spaghetti-head! ...Goner? Oh no! Hang in there, little brother! Mario will get ya some fresh air!''"
*"''That's only five! You cheated!''"
*"''Won't cheat your way outta this!''"
*"''Come on, guys! I bet the smoke's cleared! Let's find the Princess!''"
*"''I knew we should've looked here first!''"
*"''Water! I hear water! Quick! Luigi! It's time for plumbing power!''"
*"''Ready, Luigi?''"
*"''Cool it, Koopa!''"
*"''That's easy! I can think of seven ways!''"
*"''Yeah! Spaghetti, ravioli, macaroni, tortellini, mostacciolli, linguini, and garlic ice cream!''"

==Mario's Magic Carpet==
*"''Water! Water! I'll even settle for some meat sauce! Hey! A waterfall!''"
*"''Ahhhh! A nice, cool shower!''"
*"''Eeeyuck! Camel slobber!''"
*"''It's a trap!''"
*"''That's a generous offer, Pas, ol' pal, but we'll pass.''"
*"''We lucked out, Luigi! Feast your eyes on Aladdin's Lamp! When the guard falls asleep, we'll swipe it, and use its magic to escape and free the Princess!''"
*"''It's pretty thick glass, but this baby has cut through some pretty tough pizzas!''"
*"''Come on, Luigi! Don't you know the legend of Aladdin? There's a powerful genie inside, and he can-''"
*"''Quick! We've gotta find a safe place to make this lamp work!''"
*"''See for yourself! All I gotta do is rub it.''"
*"''Didn't mean to bother you, ma'am, but we need your magic to-''"
*"''Oh, mighty genie of the lamp, more beautiful than baked lasagna, more desirable than pepperoni, I humbly beg you to save the Princess!''"
*"''Yuck! You made a magic smell!''"
*"''We need your hocus pocus. Can you make us fly?''"
*"''Tell you what. You make us fly, and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.''"
*"''I think I see Koopa's carpet way over there!''"
*"''There's Koopa, up in the clouds! We'll sneak up on him!''"
*"''He won't see us! I've got a Koopa-proof plan! Toad, start shaking the carpet!''"
*"''Koopa! Where's the princess?''"
*"''WE'LL SAVE YOU!''"
*"''It's no use! A Pidgit's favorite food is carpeting!''"
*"''They really deserve each other! Where next, Princess?''"

==Rolling Down the River==
*"''Alright, gentlemen! Any sevens? ...No? Well then, go fish!''"
*"''Until Toad finds the Princess, or I win all their money!''"
*"''You worry too much, Luigi!''"
*"''About time the food came!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Run for it!''"
*"''When in doubt, jump!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Yikes!''"
*"''And you win some, you lose some!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Grateful!''"
*"''We'll fix this mess! What's a steam engine but a fancy way to move water through pipes?''"
*"''More steam? Right away!''"
*"''Give her all you got, Luigi!''"
*"''Ehm, we've got a little problem!''"
*"''Help is on the way!''"
*"''Stop shaking, Luigi, and pull!''"
*"''The Mouth of the River? Where's that?''"
*"''Tell us how we can sail the Ding Bell past the black pit!''"
*"''Let's pipe this river down!''"
*"''Only if you let our friends go, Captain Cuckoo!''"
*"''Don't I get a last request or something? A pepperoni cheesecake? A fettuccine sundae?''"
*"''It's Mark Twang! And the Ding Bell!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he be reign!''"
*"''Victory dinner? At last!''"
*"''Catfish Pizza?! This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!''"

==The Great Gladiator Gig==
*"''Hey, Luigi! Can't you get any more speed outta this ol' tub?''"
*"''I can't wait to meet all that spaghetti!''"
*"''Half an hour? I could starve by then!''"
*"''Uh, excuse my brother. He gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him.''"
*"''No spaghetti?!''"
*"''We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!''"
*"''Eh, this is some place, huh, Luigi?''"
*"''Oh! See, Luigi? This is the place where they...(*with Luigi*) CAPTURE US?!?!''"
*"''Hey, shaddap you face! One second!''"
*"''Giddyup, chow-hound!''"
*"''Sorry, but I'm out of oats!''"
*"''Run for it, Luigi!''"
*"''Just what the doctor ordered! A secret escape door!''"
*"''He's not going fishing! That's for sure, Luigi! You go thattaway, you go thisaway!''"
*"''Now, Luigi! Get 'em!''"
*"''GET 'EM!!!''"
*"''I gotta get Luigi outta that net!''"
*"''I gotta tell you, Luigi, I'm working up one big appetite!''"
*"''Wait a macaroni minute! I've got an idea! Dance, Luigi!''"
*"''Dance! DANCE!''"
*"''We did it, Luigi!''"
*"''Wait a sec!''"
*"''Okay! You guys are supposed to be king of the beasts, right?''"
*"''If you're really kings, you'd be having an emperor for dinner, instead of two measly plumbers!''"
*"''Come on! I'll let you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat!''"
*"''Duck, Princess!''"
*"''Caesaronimo!''"

==Mario and the Beanstalk==
*"''I already hocked them!''"
*"''Okay! It's your decision. Come on, Luigi! Let's see what this Guernsey can earnsey!''"
*"''She's the Royal Cow.''"
*"''We don't wanna trade! We wanna sell!''"
*"''Right! We need moolah! Money! Cash!''"
*"''You're not listening, mister! We don't need another cow! We need 100 gold coins!''"
*"''Hey! We're anybody! How many gold coins are you gonna give us?''"
*"''Bean seeds! Real special beans!''"
*"''Dealin' Delbert said we really got the sweet end of the deal!''"
*"''Gee! He really made it sound like they were our answer for everything!''"
*"''Holy ravioli!''"
*"''Princess, you're gonna have a lot more money to save the orphanage than a cow could've gotten ya!''"
*"''There's tens of millions of garbanzo lovers in the world, and we're about to pick enough beans for 'em all!''"
*"''Let's keep goin', and start pickin' 'em from the top on down!''"
*"''I'm flyin' strictly on instruments, so maybe you're right! We'd better turn back cause-''"
*"''Hey! There's some kind of door here!''"
*"''Come on! What's to be afraid of?''"
*"''Not just big! GIANT!''"
*"''We gotta get outta here!''"
*"''Run! I think we can make it out through that door!''"
*"''That window! Let's try!''"
*"''Up those logs! We can make it!''"
*"''Oh, boy... No way we can make THAT jump!''"
*"''Luigi! Gimme a hand with that poker there!''"
*"''That's it...a little more...more...''"
*"''You first, Luigi!''"
*"''Luigi! That bellows! You know that?''"
*"''Push, Luigi! Push!''"
*"''There's gotta be a way out!''"
*"''In there! That other room!''"
*"''I'll be done! A goose that's better than the U.S. mint!''"
*"''Hey, Koopa! I hope your big and tall shop blows up, with you in it!''"
*"''You gotta get out of here? How about us?''"
*"''I shouldn't help ya, cause of all your gold coin-laying for that Koopa creep! There!''"
*"''Okay, where's the way out?''"
*"''Goosey, we're good as gone! Everybody ready?''"
*"''Only one way to fight 'em!''"
*"''Way to go, guys!''"
*"''With gold coins, maybe? The Princess here can use 'em to save the Mushroom Orphanage!''"
*"''Forget it!''"
*"''Coins, and more coins!''"
*"''Hahahahaha! Not your day, Koopa?''"
*"''What a day! What a day! I'm starved!''"

==Love 'Em and Leave 'Em==
*"''It's my Red-Hot Pepper Detector, and it's going off-scale!''"
*"''Hot peppers ahoy!''"
*"''When he gets that... Gulp! ...sinking feeling!''"
*"''I'm with you, Luigi!''"
*"''Nighty-night, knight!''"
*"''We get your point!''"
*"''Excuse me, Queen Rotunda!''"
*"''Wait! Because inside this head is the answer to your problem!''"
*"''Hot Pepper Pistachio Ice Cream!''"
*"''It's the perfect new dessert! Just what you're looking for! My personal favorite!''"
*"''Quick! Drink this!''"
*"''So, you like Mario's Hot Pepper Pistachio Ice Cream, eh?''"
*"''Whooooaaaa! Watch it, lady! You're reapin' in my mustache!''"
*"''If ya love me, set me and my friends free!''"
*"''Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry, lady!''"
*"''HEEEELP!!! My life is over! I'm a prisoner of love!''"
*"''I'll lick it!''"
*"''It's hurting me a lot more than it's hurting you!''"
*"''Now you're talking!''"
*"''Pleeeeeease? Just a little!''"
*"''No!''"
*"''Nobody's gonna boil MY brother in oil! I'm gettin' outta here!''"
*"''Whoops! Put your pot sticker away! That's a good knight!''"
*"''LUIGI!!! TOAD!!! PRINCESS!!! YOU-YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!!!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Wait! Stop! My shoe's untied!''"
*"''(Good thinking, Luigi!) I must propose a toast!''"
*"''To Queen Rotunda, and her big, big, big, biiiig heart, and to Prince Pompadour, her old, old, old friend!''"
*"''Pastarific, my paisanos!''"

==The Great BMX Race==
*"''(with Luigi) Holy ravioli!''"
*"''What? A poster?''"
*"''Yeah! A bike with pasta power! We'll save you, paisano!''"
*"''Here's the starting line, but where's the other racers?''"
*"''Arrivederci!''"
*"''Sure! I'm doing 60 miles an hour!''"
*"''You okay, Luigi?''"
*"''Sure makes you go faster when you have a cheering session!''"
*"''Hey! It's the Pasta Pit Stop!''"
*"''Don't worry, Luigi! It's in the bag!''"
*"''That's what I call a meal!''"
*"''They'll be sorry for this, Luigi! Let's show 'em some smokin' spokes!''"
*"''Hey! Where'd you learn to ride a bike?''"
*"''Relax, Luigi! Plumber's Motto #12: Be ready for anything!''"
*"''Hey! Are we just gonna hang around here all day, or get back and race?''"
*"''Sorry if we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!''"
*"''Too bad! I was saving this for a real emergency, like spaghetti without tomato sauce!''"
*"''Hang on, Luigi!''"
*"''Hey! No problem! It's two men against one mouse!''"
*"''A-a-a-alright... So, now it's a fair fight!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as quick as you can!''"
*"''Hey, sleaze-os! Eat dust!''"
*"''Look, Luigi! C'mon, Luigi! Let's squash those guys!''"
*"''Here! A zucchini for you!''"
*"''Hey, Team Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!''"
*"''Looks like we win the bike race by default.''"
*"''You mean I wasted my tomato sauce?!''"
*"''Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?''"

==Stars in Their Eyes==
*"''Let's find out where in the Mushroom Universe we are!''"
*"''I've got good news '''and''' bad news for you!''"
*"''The good news is, we're almost at the planet Quirk!''"
*"''The bad news is, we'll be making a crash landing!''"
*"''My pasta?! This is terrible!''"
*"''Forget gravity! Grab me!''"
*"''I got Luigi as an anchor!''"
*"''Now that all we need is fuel, supplies, food, and more food!''"
*"''Astro Mouser?!''"
*"''Scuse us, sir! I thought you were the landing pad! Give me your hand!''"
*"''I said we were sorry!''"
*"''Don't panic! I'll plug the leak in two shakes of a calamari's tail!''"
*"''Don't get carried away, Luigi!''"
*"''If only our rocket ship were as easy to fix.''"
*"''Our own Mama Mia wouldn't recognize us!''"
*"''Everybody, make like a moon rock!''"
*"''Now all we've got to worry about is... (*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) Moon Man Koopa?! Oh no!''"
*"''Sorry if we got you into a lifetime of enslavement, little pepperoni!''"
*"''Honked noses of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!''"
*"''There must be a way to break these chains!''"
*"''Luigi... The shackles's electronic system, reacts to the anvil's sound!''"
*"''Yeah! All together! Tap!''"
*"''Whew! That one really rang our bell tempo! Quick! Our rocket fuel! Our ravioli rations!''"
*"''Everybody! Hurry! Start paddlin'!''"
*"''Don't look! Just paddle!''"
*"''We won't! But first, we take care of Koopa!''"
*"''Look!''"
*"''Luigi! Take the control!''"
*"''I'm just making spaghetti! Suitable for Koopa's meteoric balls!''"
*"''We're losing marinara! Not to mention, momentum! Full speed ahead!''"
*"''Not on my melted mozzarella! Throw out everything! Including the kitchen sink!''"
*"''We've thrown out everything but our emergency pasta ration!''"
*"''I-I can't do it! I-I can't use the last of our pasta!''"
*"''Now that's pasta power!''"
*"''It looks like those Quirks flew Moon Man Koopa for a galactic loopa!''"
*"''Beam us down to the nearest pasta, Luigi!''"

==Jungle Fever==
*"''Let's take a lunch break!''"
*"''If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!''"
*"''Hey! Who called this lunch break, anyway? Let's get hackin'!''"
*"''Nah! We can get across! No sweat! Look!''"
*"''Look around, Luigi! There's no warning sign! Come on!''"
*"''See?''"
*"''It is now!''"
*"''All we gotta do is climb up this side, and we're on our way!''"
*"''Then maybe, that's our way out!''"
*"''If ya don't want me to tweak your beak off, fly back to my friends!''"
*"''All aboard!''"
*"''We gotta get to the witch doctor before Koopa does!''"
*"''Hasta la pasta!''"
*"''This time, Koopa really did something '''rash!'"''''
*"''We can't! All we can do is scratch!''"
*"''Yeah! He's got the witch doctor, and all we can do is stay here and commit itchicide!''"
*"''Antidote? What antidote?''"
*"''Spaghetti!''"

==Brooklyn Bound==
*"''Yikes! Leapin' lasagna!''"
*"''This time, I agree, Luigi!''"'
*"''Freezing and fightin' and fleein' from Koopa is losin' its charm. I '''miss''' Brooklyn!''"
*"''Look out below!''"
*"''Some really great plumber has been working down here!''"
*"''It's Salvador Drainotto!''"
*"''Everybody in Brooklyn knows Sal! He's a plumber's plumber!''"
*"''Brooklyn!''"
*"''Why don't you and Toad come with us?''"
*"''...Well...''"
*"''That should do it!''"
*"''We did it! We did it!''"
*"''We fall into that, and we'll get a hotfoot all over!''"
*"''Luigi! Everybody! Grab hold!''"
*"''Can't...hold...on!''"
*"''Better yet, I'll think magic Fire Flower!''"
*"''Oh yeah? I'll show ya!''"
*"''Just...one more inch...''"
*"''Aaaahhh! It's Koopa-stompin' time!''"
*"''Oh yeah, Koopa! I'm sending '''you''' a bill!''"
*"''I dunno, Luigi... I mean...who needs Brooklyn anyway?''"
*"''All that traffic and stuff! Maybe we should stay and help the Princess!''"
*"''Well, so long.''"
*"''So long, Princess. So long, Toad.''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''I can't do it! I can't leave the Princess in a jam!''"
*"''Wrrrrrong again, lizard-breath!''"
*"''I forgot!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!''"
*"''Too bad, Koopa! Looks like a total washout!''"
*"''All part of being a hero, Luigi!''"

==Toad Warriors==
*"''You shouldn't have broken the speed limit, Toad! You have to pull over!''"
*"''I never shoulda let you drive.''"
*"''But not in jail!''"
*"''Go, Princess! Go while you can! We'll meet you at the Rebel Fort!''"
*"''This is the life! The wind in your face! A driving song on the radio! Nothing ahead but the open road! Ahhhhhh!''"
*"''Time to put the pedal to the metal! Hang on, guys!''"
*"''Handsome devil, ain't I?''"
*"''Leapin' lasagna!''"
*"''Unfasten your seatbelts, guys, and get ready to jump!''"
*"''But how? We don't have anything he wants!''"
*"''He's been watching a little too much TV lately, don't you think?''"
*"''Next time, Koopa, use the crosswalk!''"
*"''Uh oh! Here comes trouble! It's Mouser driving that Thunder Birdo!''"
*"''You made it, Toad!''"
*"''Sounds good to me!''"
*"''I can't! I've been eatin' dried pasta for weeks! I gotta have it!''"

==The Fire of Hercufleas==
*"''Jumping gelato! I've got an idea! Up on the pedestals, everybody!''"
*"''Come on! Let's find this Hercufleas guy!''"
*"''Well, Toad sure has friends in high places!''"
*"''Leapin' lasagna!''"
*"''Don't worry, Hercufleas! Me and my brother will catch those fire thieves!''"
*"''Racin' rotini! We gotta run for our lives!''"
*"''Not yet, Luigi! Look!''"
*"''Come and get me, fireball!''"
*"''Nice spitting, Luigi!''"
*"''Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!''"
*"''Maybe we can use some help! What we need is the hero!''"
*"''But you have something Koopa doesn't: Us! My pudgy paisano, we're gonna coach you back into hero shape!''"
*"''Nope! With the official Brooklyn Academy of Plumbing workout!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) No pain, no clog in the drain!''"
*"''Maginifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!''"
*"''Roasted us? You musta forgot about the power of positive plumbing!''"
*"''Don't give up, Herc! There's a super fungus among us!''"
*"''Well, I need a hero right now; a hero sandwich!''"

==Count Koopula==
*"''Never fear, Princess! There's bound to be a motel around here somewhere!''"
*"''It's MY leftovers, Luigi! You ate all yours!''"
*"''Ohh, okay, but just one bite!''"
*"''HELP!!! SPAGHETTINAPPER!!!''"
*"''I can't hold on!''"
*"''Follow that bat!''"
*"''We've got to get that spaghetti back!''"
*"''Come on, Luigi! Nobody believes in vampires anymore!''"
*"''Well, we need something, and maybe we can get that spaghetti back!''"
*"''Uh, we need rooms for the night!''"
*"''You like sleepin' in the rain better?''"
*"''Are you talkin' to yourself again, Luigi?''"
*"''Stop already! I'm too hungry to worry about vampires that don't exist!''"
*"''It did, but this is my spare ravioli!''"
*"''My ravioli! Fang marks! Every drop of tomato sauce...gone!''"
*"''We're locked in!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Vampires!''"
*"''Come on! Let's find the Princess!''"
*"''Whew! That was close!''"
*"''Spit it out, Luigi!''"
*"''{*with Princess Toadstool and Toad*} Spiders!''"
*"''I forgot my bug spray!''"
*"''We gotta find a way outta here! What's this?''"
*"'''Marinara, Chateau Koopula, 1989.' Hehehehey! It's tomato sauce!''"
*"''Don't worry, Princess! It's us they're after, not you!''"
*"''It's safer than staying here!''"
*"''It's a tomato sauce factory!''"
*"''Mmmm! Needs garlic!''"
*"''I hate leaks! Somebody call me a plumber!''"
*"''How do you stop a vampire?''"
*"''Top sirloin? Filet mignon?''"
*"''Good thinkin', Toad! Eat this!''"
*"''Unhand her, fang-face!''"
*"''This garlic will put you outta the way!''"
*"''He's havin' a coffin spell!''"
*"''Chow? That reminds me! It's chow time! I've got my spare cantellini!''"

==Pirates of Koopa==
*"''We're making spotatoghetti, sir!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''I see we shoulda stayed in Brooklyn!''"
*"''Bob-Ombs away! That way!''"
*"''We gotta do something!''"
*"''Nope! It's a low ship! We're sinking!''"
*"''Sinking isn't sunk, Luigi!''"
*"''Not if we jump!''"
*"''Yo ho!''"
*"''Quick, Patches! Gimme one of those Starmen before these Trouters filet our souls!''"
*"''Starman, star bright! Give me Starman pasta power! Give me pasta might! Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drain snake! It's Super Mario!''"
*"''Get lost, Trouters!''"
*"''Scuse me, Captain, but we're gonna have to castoff!''"
*"''She's not much, but she sure beats swimming!''"
*"''Time to save the Princess, from that Stoopa Koopa, while I'm supa! Uh oh!''"
*"''If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, then beat 'em!''"
*"''Sure as spumoni! Arrrgh! Don't you recognize Captain Kidder? And...Long John Spaghetti!''"
*"''Avast! Back off, buckswashlers! Make room for the baddest pirates in the Caribbean!''"
*"''Easy as pizza pie!''"
*"''See if you can sneak up to the Princess!''"
*"''Remember, Luigi! You gotta act tough!''"
*"''In a dirty glass!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"

==Two Plumbers and a Baby==
*"''Good thing, cause this is the end of the trail mix!''"
*"''Prune danish? If they've got food down there, let's follow 'em!''"
*"''They're not children! They're those old people turned young!''"
*"''We gotta free these kids somehow!''"
*"''Watch out for the Albatoss!''"
*"''Oh no! Luigi!''"
*"''Quick! Everyone on the seesaws!''"
*"''Let's beat it, boys! We'll hide until dark and then come back and free those bambinos!''"
*"''I know about baby brussel sprouts, mini frozen pizzas, tiny tortellinis, but I know nothing about pint-sized princesses.''"
*"''I'll save her!''"
*"''Here, baby Princess! Uncle Mario has a big surprise for you! BUT THAT'S NOT IT!''"
*"''Leapin' lasagna! Our baby Princess is in '''big''' trouble!''"
*"''This looks like a job for Sky Plumber, and his homemade hang glider! Faster than a vanishing clog, more powerful than an electric drain snake! Here I come, little Princess!''"
*"''Goin' my way, bambino?''"
*"''Cut it out, Princess! I'm- AHAHAAAAAAH!!! ...ticklish!''"
*"''Oh no, not for long!''"
*"''♪ Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak. ♪''"
*"''I hate babysitting!''"
*"''And they're heading right for Koopa's castle! Come on!''"
*"''You get any younger, Princess, and you'll disappear!''"
*"''Koopa took the control dial!''"
*"''Sure we can! We just have to reverse the flow of the waterfall!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!''"
*"''That should do it!''"
*"''That's right! Now it's the Fountain of Age! Pure plumbing genius if I say so myself!''"
*"''Princess, the only sitting I wanna do is down to a big plate of pasta!''"

==The Adventures of Sherlock Mario==
*"''Did someone say soup? I'll have mine, with a double order of spaghetti!''"
*"''This way!''"
*"''He musta been kidnapped!''"
*"''That I'm gonna find out, or my name isn't Sherlock Mario!''"
*"''Elementary, my dear fungus! A clue!''"
*"''Don't give up! A good detective always uses his head! Ouch!''"
*"''Let's catch that crummy Koopa, and cool his cockamamy crime!''"
*"''Not so fast, Koopa crabapple!''"
*"''Let's give these Koopa clowns a taste of pasta power!''"
*"''So, we meet again, you grody green greaseball!''"
*"''If only I can get the meatball sandwich outta my pocket!''"
*"''Elementary, my dear Luigi! Watch!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''C'mon! Let's catch that crummy Koopa!''"
*"''Elementary, my dear Toad! We'll follow his trail! Look! A Koopa clawprint! The search is on!''"
*"''The Koopa clawprints stop at this manhole!''"
*"''Not so fast!''"
*"''Hold it right there, Koopa creepo!''"
*"''Take that, you Koopa crackpot!''"
*"''Yes, but it's the last time that villain will ever visit Victoria!''"
*"''There must be some food around here somewhere! Hmmm... Looks like a lunchbox!''"
*"''This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!''"

==Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?==
*"''{*with Luigi*} Leapin' lasagna!''"
*"''Don't...do it, Princess! We'll get you out of this...somehow.''"
*"''Exactly right, Luigi! And what do plumbers do best, next to fixin' pipes?''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Dig!''"
*"''If I figured right, this tunnel will lead us straight to the Princess!''"
*"''You had to ask.''"
*"''Don't worry, Luigi! This is the right way! I got an instinct about these things!''"
*"''Hey! It's Toad and the Mushroom People! Koopa let him go!''"
*"''Koopa keep a promise? No way! Look!''"
*"''That fang-faced two-timing double-crosser!''"
*"''What a rotten reptile! He broke his promise to the Princess!''"
*"''We go tell the Princess and stop the wedding, that's what!''"
*"''Relax, Luigi! I got a brainstorm!''"
*"''We're caterers and-''"
*"''Plumbers never give up, Luigi! Open up! We got bug soup here! Special for King Koopa's wedding!''"
*"''Worry about it some other time! We gotta save the Princess, remember?''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} HOORAY! Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!''"
*"''Let's make plumber tracks!''"
*"''Luigi, you're sitting on Toad!''"
*"''This is great, Luigi!''"
*"''Sure! Toad knows his way around the castle! All we gotta do is find Koopa's magic scepter! Turn Toad back into Toad, and he'll lead us straight for the Princess! Both of ya, follow me!''"
*"''That was the wedding cake! We must be getting close!''"
*"''Koopa's in there! I'm gonna get his magic scepter and turn Toad back into himself!''"
*"''That's just what the plumber ordered! Super Mario, and Super Luigi!''"
*"''Whoops! It burned out!''"
*"''We gotta save the Princess! Lead us to the wedding, Toad!''"
*"''STOP THE WEDDING!''"

==The Pied Koopa==
*"''Hey! A place where pasta grows on trees is my kinda place!''"
*"''Luigi! I think we finally found a place that could make me happier than Brooklyn!''"
*"''Stupid Koopa's stoopin' lower and lower these days!''"
*"''Not yet, Mayor Fettuccine! My stomach's got plans for that pasta! Come on! Let's get those kids back! We'll follow Mouser to Koopa's castle!''"
*"''Hurry! We gotta get inside, before they pull up that drawbridge!''"
*"''Look at it this way, Luigi! We get our overalls washed, free of charge!''"
*"''Head for the shore!''"
*"''I'd just been wishing I had a submarine sandwich and it gave me an idea! Follow me!''"
*"''Look! There's a Power Block!''"
*"''Koopa's Troopas can't get us now! We're safe!''"
*"''The Princess is right, Luigi! Come on!''"
*"''It can't be any worse than a dungeon full of water!''"
*"''Things could be worse!''"
*"''Hey! Look what got washed in from the moat with us! A Bob-Omb! I've got it! We'll drain the dungeon just like we drained the moat!''"
*"''I'll blow the far wall so the water can empty into the castle basement!''"
*"''Hang onto those rings, or we'll all go down the drain!''"
*"''Well, Koopa's got a dry dungeon again! Maybe he'll let bygones be bygones!''"
*"''It ain't high down here!''"
*"''First we have to find where Koopa's keeping them! Come on!''"
*"''Unless, we do to the Koopa Troopa guards, what the Pied Koopa, did to those kids!''"
*"''Quick! We gotta find some plumbin'! I got a plan!''"
*"''Yeah! Before they threw us out for eating during a concert!''"
*"''Okay, Toad! Me and Luigi'll get the guards away, and you free the kiddos!''"
*"''My only regret is that I have but one stomach to give your country!''"

==Koopenstein==
*"''I wonder if it fits the pizza parlor?''"
*"''We'll take care of Koopenstein, and be back in time for dinner!''"
*"''Hey! Open up! We've come to fix the plumbing!''"
*"''You have a better idea?''"
*"''He's almost to the battlements! Hurry up, Toad! I'm starving!''"
*"''What else is there?''"
*"''You are, Koopa, if you think we're giving you OUR brains for your monster!''"
*"''You, and who else? That miserable fungus you call Toad?''"
*"''He's turned into the Koopenstein Monster! Run for it!''"
*"''After him!''"
*"''Too late! The Koopenstein Monster's got the Princess!''"
*"''How will we ever get Princess Toadstool back? Koopenstein could be anywhere!''"
*"''Come on! We gotta attack him back!''"
*"''Get your plumber's helper out, Luigi! We're gonna kick some Koopa!''"
*"''Forget the plumber's helper! Grab a handful of Bomb Plants and let's go!''"
*"''Back off, you ugly fiend! The Mario Bros. are back in town!''"
*"''I've gotta distract the monster, or Toad and Luigi are history!''"
*"''Hey, Koopenstein! You're a big sissy, and your mother gives you a bottle every night, and your father takes bubble baths!''"
*"''Time for a nap!''"
*"''Take this, Koopa, and that! Toad! Luigi! What happened?''"
*"''If it doesn't, we're in deep spumoni! Stand back! I'm gonna try it out!''"
*"''The Monster Robot Troopa lives!''"
*"''Thank you! Thank you! I shall follow Koopenstein's footprints and return!''"
*"''Okay, Monster Robot Troopa! Do your stuff! Go, go, Troopa!''"
*"''Hey! Who's been eating all my pizza? It's full of holes!''"
*"''Where's the key to that pizza parlor? I gotta teach these guys how to do it right!''"

==On Her Majesty's Sewer Service==
*"''Sure nice of you Princess to buy us lunch at this restaurant!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Oh!''"
*"''What's this?''"
*"''Oh my! A guy could have a great time in a flooded basement with all this stuff!''"
*"''Time for Secret Agents Mario and Luigi to go into action!''"
*"''We're approaching Fort Hard Knox! Let's see what the Super Spymobile can do! Activate the plumber scope!''"
*"''Not on your lasagna-lovin' life! Activate the plumber pulsion!''"
*"''Fire the plumber missiles!''"
*"''Fire the plumber gun!''"
*"''It looks like we're plumb outta luck!''"
*"''Let us go, Koopfinger, before you land in rotten ravioli!''"
*"''Wahoo! What a ride!''"
*"''It's a Goomba attack! Run for it!''"
*"''Piranha Plants! Jump!''"
*"''Uh oh! Look! Spark on a war path!''"
*"''Not Secret Agent Mario! This super spy hose nozzle and mini-plunger oughta do the trick!''"
*"''Secret Agents away!''"
*"''C'mon! Let's turn the tables on that rancid reptile!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Super spy surprise!''"
*"''That's right, Koopfinger! And we're gonna pump your pipes!''"
*"''Koopfinger, you're kaput!''"
*"''Yes, but he won't be snoopin' around Spy Land anymore!''"
*"''I smell food!''"
*"''Mamma mia! Lunch!''"
*"''Mmmmmm! I just love food that's spicy!''"

==Mario and Joliet==
*"''Beezos! Jump for it!''"
*"''Uh oh! Looks like we landed in tough tortellini!''"
*"''We were a noodle away from disaster that time!''"
*"''Hey, that Koopa's a real party poopa!''"
*"''She's not asking you, she's tellin' you!''"
*"''This is one wedding Koopa's '''really''' gonna cry at!''"
*"''There's only one villain rotten enough to pull off such a nasty stunt! (*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) Koopa!''"
*"''By getting things rolling! Yippeeeee!''"
*"''Come on, gang! Let's hop to it!''"
*"''Now you got the hang of it!''"
*"''Trapped like hair in a drain.''"
*"''How're we gonna get that muscle-pound meatball?''"
*"''That's great, Toad! Just one problem: He had the key!''"
*"''Let's get outta here!''"
*"''Uh oh! Trouble in Koopa City!''"
*"''Find another way out! I'll give these Koopa clowns a taste of pasta power!''"
*"''I always cry at wedding feasts!''"
*"''Now this is my kind of feud!''"

==Too Hot to Handle==
*"''I hope someone's mixing up a mozzarella milkshake!''"
*"''I got you, Princess!''"
*"''This is a trick! It's not your Fire God, it's King Koopa! I'd recognize that voice anywhere!''"
*"''C'mon! We gotta save the Princess before they cook her goose!''"
*"''Hey! C'mon! We'll get faster if we ride!''"
*"''Giddyup, ostrich! Giddyup!''"
*"''Let's fight fire with fruit!''"
*"''Stop! Don't drop the Princess!''"
*"''It was all a trick! Koopa's got the Princess!''"
*"''Yeah! Leap for your lives!''"
*"''Smells like they're carrying that lava that was chasing us!''"
*"''C'mon! We'll trace these pipes down and find out!''"
*"''Hey! This must be the machine that makes the lava! Shhhh!''"
*"''Toad, you gotta keep Koopa busy for a few minutes!''"
*"''We gotta re-plumb Koopa's evil plan!''"
*"''Good thing Koopa's workmen left these behind!''"
*"''Monkey wrench!''"
*"''Hacksaw!''"
*"''For Koopa!''"
*"''This is hard for a plumber to watch, Luigi!''"
*"''We had no choice! It was the only way we could stop Koopa and save the island!''"
*"''Quick! We'll hide in the Lava Boat!''"
*"''Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!''"
*"''Holy ravioli!''"
*"''Open your eyes, Luigi! We made it!''"
*"''Now I know why they call this paradise!''"

==Hooded Robin and His Mario Men==
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Y'know, my Mushroom paisano, maybe it's time to get a new map!''"
*"''That sure sounded like Koopa, but why would that rotten reptile rescue us?''"
*"''Sure will!''"
*"''And don't forget his Mario men!''"
*"''Comin' through!''" (Looks like the Koopa Troopa is talking the last word.)
*"''Easy, fellas! This is official castle business!''"
*"''Quit living in the dark ages! You need a modern moat! Mr. Troopa, close your evil eyes! Now picture your dream moat! Boiling water, barbed wire...''"
*"''Quick! Through the magic door!''"
*"''Hooded Robin!''"
*"''This'll be easy as pie! Pizza pie, with pepperoni!''"
*"''Then let's start smashing our way outta here, and find that gold!''"
*"''And he's guarding the gold coins! How do we get past that hothead?''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Hooded Robin*) Frygal?''"
*"''That's a heapin' helpin' of moolah!''"
*"''Liquid? No problessimo!''"
*"''You gotta remember! When in doubt, flush it out!''"
*"''Hey! It's the Mushroom bambino! Have we got a surprise for you!''"
*"''A feast? And we're invited?''"

==20,000 Koopas Under the Sea==
*"''Mush, Mushroom!''"
*"''Who knows, Luigi, but I'm glad it went!''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''No sweat, Princess! All we gotta do is, uh...well...''"
*"''(*in Luigi's voice due to an animation error*) I've fixed bathtubs bigger than that boat!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''Let's get jumpin'! If we don't snag that sea monster, Koopa's gonna trash Happy Harbor!''"
*"''I got it! I got it!''"
*"''The monster got away!''"
*"''Now I know what a pizza feels like when it's swallowed!''"
*"''(*in Luigi's voice due to an animation error*) You were trying to trick them into making you their king!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Good!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Uh oh! Not so good!''"
*"''This is awful!''"
*"''We gotta warn Toad and Captain Abidab!''"
*"''We'll send them a message. Lots of messages!''"
*"''Toad!''"
*"''Toad's right! Happy Harbor's got an emergency, and we're the plumbers who can handle it!''"
*"''Plan? I thought you had a plan!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Starman, star bright! Give us pasta power! Give us pasta might!''"
*"''It's Bloober-bopping time!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Now it's Koopa-bopping time!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"

==Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold==
*"''Sure we will, but after lunch, it's mealtime!''"
*"''I'm in pasta heaven! Hey! Ouch! I hope the food's better than the furniture!''"
*"''No flaky feast is gonna get the best of me! Mamma mia!''"
*"''This will get the party swingin'!''"
*"''I've never never ever had such bad luck!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Now, Murphy, you should stay here and...''"
*"''And you're just the mini man for the job!''"
*"''If we move the gold, it'll ring that bell!''"
*"''Sorry, Luigi! I've got another plan!''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''I wonder when we get dinner?''"
*"''Hey, guards! What time we gonna eat?''"
*"''Well, they're gonna hear this!''"
*"''We did it! And now we got a princess to rescue!''"
*"''That Mouser's fast on his feet, but slow in the head! Now you stay here, Murphy, while I rescue the Princess!''"
*"''I got just the thing to cut these chains: The All Purpose Portable Plumber's Helper! There! The hacksaw! Wrench!''"
*"''This is one tough chain! Let's hope Luigi can keep O'Koopa's Troopas busy!''"
*"''Now let's get the gold coins, before O'Koopa comes back!''"
*"''It's not gonna be lucky for long, you repulsive reptile! Look out the window! Unless you give Murphy back his gold, all the kingdom is gonna be flooded!''"
*"''Fighting your bad luck? That's what we've been doing wrong! Murphy, the way to beat O'Koopa, isn't by being his enemy! It's by being his very best friend!''"
*"''As long as you stay in Shamrock, Koopa, Murphy will be your best pal!''"
*"''Whew! It's true! Nothing bad happened to me! Luckily, I landed on lunch!''"

==Mario Meets Koop-zilla==
*"''Besides that, it makes great spaghetti sauce! Faster! Faster!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Princess Toadstool) Koop-zilla?!''"
*"''Run for your life!''"
*"''There's only one person who can tell us that: the scientist who invented Super Sushi! Come on!''"
*"''Ouch! Sorry, doc!''"
*"''My crazy plans always work! All we gotta do is find Koop-zilla!''"
*"''That's probably him now!''"
*"''Hey, Koop-zilla, you gigantic green good-for-nothing goofball!''"
*"''We're warning you to leave right now, before we get mad and flush you down the drain!''"
*"''It worked, Luigi! Koop-zilla's chasin' us!''"
*"''Here he comes! Luigi, step on it!''"
*"''Now we got Koop-zilla right where we want him!''"
*"''Toad! Princess! Now! Let the net go!''"
*"''(with Luigi) We did it!''"
*"''That net's made of solid steel, Koop-zilla! You'll never get out!''"
*"''Just save your breath, Luigi, and run for your life!''"
*"''By going down the drain! Look!''"
*"''Last one in is a rotten eggplant!''"
*"''Then I'll unstick us!''"
*"''By sticking Koopa!''"
*"''Then serve the supper! I've gotta grow as big as Koop-zilla, so I can clean his pipes! And beside that, I'm hungry!''"
*"''I'll have my Super Sushi, with a super serving of spaghetti!''"
*"''Mmmm! Good!''"
*"''Now it's Koopa clobbering time!''"
*"''That's enough, you revolting reptile!''"
*"''That's right, Koop-zilla! And I'm ready for Koopa combat!''"
*"''Tell me! How'd you ever get so creepy, crummy, and crabby?''"
*"''That oughta teach you to mess with Mario!''"
*"''Easier said than done, lizard-lips! Hiyyyyyya!''"
*"''As we say in Brooklyn, BONSAI!!!''"
*"''Lucky for me, that mattress factory broke my fall!''"
*"''Koop-zilla, I'm gonna pull the rug out from under you!''"
*"''That's right, Koopa! You're all Kooped out!''"
*"''All that Koopa clobbering's made me hungry! Mmmmm! What's this?''"
*"''Quick! Give me the antidote!''"
*"''Well, maybe now I can finally eat my fill of pasta!''"

==Koopa Klaus==
*"''What's going on, Toad? You were in charge of getting us here!''"
*"''As long as we're here, eh? Did you plan this, Toad?''"
*"''Oh, well! Maybe we can pick up some gold coins working part-time in Santa's workshop!''"
*"''It's a bird!''"
*"''Albatoss attack! Head for cover!''"
*"''He's heading towards Santa's workshop!''"
*"''Look! The elves's playground!''"
*"''We got one shot, Luigi! Toss me a snow block from the igloo!''"
*"''Then bring it to me!''"
*"''Set it on the teeter-totter.''"
*"''Now, jump on the teeter-totter!''"
*"''You wanna save Christmas or not?''"
*"''But we still have to catch him!''"
*"''I shoulda known Koopa Klaus would send his Flurries to fight us!''"
*"''Let's fight fire with fire!''"
*"''You take the Princess and Toad! I'm gonna save Santa with my plumber snake!''"
*"''And it melts Koopa's ice! It's going to be a Merry Christmas after all!''"

==Mario and the Red Baron Koopa==
*"''Right! It needs more meat sauce!''"
*"''Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!''"
*"''Uh oh! Spaghetti a la Spiny! I smell a Koopa!''"
*"''That piece of junk doesn't scare anybody!''"
*"''We gotta get up there somehow and stop Koopa's snowmaker!''"
*"''Now you're talkin', Toad! To the beanstalk!''"
*"''The snow's getting worse!''"
*"''Are you kidding? This thing's as strong as a salami! Whoa! Would you believe, a wet noodle?''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Hey! It's a Cloud Land elevator!''"
*"''Does it fly?''"
*"''How much are the carpets?''"
*"''One stick of gum, and three faucet washers.''"
*"''Great! Come on, Luigi! Now we can fix that ol' Koopa snowblower!''"
*"''Not to mention a stick of gum! Uh oh! There's that creepo Koopa!''"
*"''Maybe Sam Shalam meant fire'''poof!'"''''
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''That's goners, Luigi! And you're right!''"
*"''Look out, ground! Here we come!''"
*"''Look! They're tryin' to save us!''"
*"''A little to the left!''"
*"''That's right! Now we can get our money back from that fast-talking flying carpet salesman!''"
*"''Slow down, Shalam! The last carpet you sold us wasn't fireproof!''"
*"''Yeah! We're tryin' to save Pasta Land from Koopa, and your lousy carpet ruined everything!''"
*"''We'll take two!''"
*"''Relax, Luigi! I got a plan to throw Koopa for a loopa!''"
*"''That's the beauty of having wings made out of flying carpets! It doesn't need an engine!''"
*"''YOU'RE gonna fly it!''"
*"''Would you rather be the tail gunner, and get shot at by Koopa?''"
*"''Funny you should ask, Mr. Bomber, dear! You're gonna blast it out of the sky with this!''"
*"''Okay, Luigi! Take 'er up!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! We're flyin' upside-down!''"
*"''Uh oh! I see cloudy days ahead!''"
*"''Way to roll the ol' rigatoni, Luigi! Hey, Toad! Are you ready to blast that satellite?''"
*"''Does that come with spaghetti?''"

==The Unzappables==
*"''C'mon! Let's nab 'em!''"
*"''Hold it right there! We're making a citizens arrest!''"
*"''Let's teach that renegade reptile that crime doesn't pay!''"
*"''Al Koopone is Public Enemy #1!''"
*"''Hmmm... What we need is a stool pigeon!''"
*"''Not so fast!''"
*"''Let's squash 'em!''"
*"''This calls for pasta power!''"
*"''Our faucet-fixin' days aren't over yet! Look!''"
*"''Starman, star bright! Give me pasta power! Give me pasta might!''"
*"''Just leave things to Mario! I'll get us in as smooth as water through a drainpipe!''"
*"''It's Aface and his gang!''"
*"''Password? Huh. Password?''"
*"''Oh yeah! (with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) Cheeseballs!''"
*"''We've got to find out where they keep their Unzappable Hats!''"
*"''C'mon! Let's cap this Koopa caper!''"
*"''It's Koopa clobbering time!''"
*"''We do, you goofy green good-for-nothing!''"
*"''Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!''"
*"''Yes, but he won't be breakin' any more laws in Crime Land!''"
*"''I'm up heeeere! And now that we've chased Al Koopone from Crime Land, I'm changing the name of the Koopa Klub!''"
*"''Mario's Pasta Palace! Until now, this town didn't have one Italian restaurant, and that really was a crime!''"

==Bad Rap==
*"''Well, let's get snappin' and stop Koopa's rappin'!''"
*"''Princess, Luigi! Help me grab! We gotta stop this mound of flab!''"
*"''Slow down, Flab Boy, I have a plan! And guess what, Princess? You're our man!''"
*"''We're in deep water, boys! C'mon, let's fight!''"
*"''Don't worry, Princess! Here we come!''"
*"''Hold on there, Flab Boys, try to stay still!''"
*"''You slimy reptile! Let her go!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''You said cannolis? I'm ready to eat! In fact, it's lunchtime! Good time to retreat!''"
*"''I'll do it, Luigi! Give me a boost!''"
*"''This is the only way to cut Koopa's juice!''"
*"''Koopa'll be here soon! We'll have to be ready!''"
*"''Okay, guys! We're ready to rumble! Bad Rap Koopa's about to tumble!''"
*"''Koopa, you're crazy!''"
*"''Princess, King, stop those Albatoss!''"
*"''Goodness gracious, bless my soul! It's time to do the Flab Boys Bowl!''"
*"''Don't worry, Luigi! He talks a big load! You forgot our secret weapon, mighty Mushroom Toad!''"
*"''Well, Koopa, this time you're through!''"

==The Mark of Zero==
*"''He's real, alright. And he's gonna help us!''"
*"''Yes, yes, and yes!''"
*"''(with Luigi's voice) Holy calamari!''"
*"''It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!''"
*"''Nice to meet you, legendary masked hero!''"
*"''Talk about getting down! Let's get 'em!''"
*"''And we didn't even get a taco!''"
*"''There's only one person who can help! It's up to us to find Zero.''"
*"''Señor Mayor, Zero's been captured and we're trying to find him, and we need your help! Does anyone know where El Koopitan's secret fortress is?''"
*"''We're not afraid of you, El Koopitan! ...Noooow, Luigi!''"
*"''The people are ready to fight against you, El Koopitan! Right, people of El Desert Land? Right, people of El Desert Land? Right, peo-''"
*"''Luigi! Get the wagons!''"
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''Leave my brother alone!''"
*"''There!''"
*"''Take that tortilla, Stoopa Troopas!''"
*"''Yay! We did it! We did it!''"
*"''I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!''"
*"''Hmm, Señor Mayor. I think you just gave me an idea!''"
*"''Not so fast, El Koopitan! First you must deal with Zero and...''"
*"''But it is!''"
*"''Hey, Zero Plus One! You mind giving me a hand or what?''"
*"''Secret fortress: one mile north of the taco stand.''"
*"''And now to go to Koopa's secret fortress, and free the real Zero!''"
*"''Luigi! That's exactly how we'll get in!''"
*"''It's gonna work like a charm! What's the matter? You never heard of hang gliding?''"
*"''Here they come, Luigi!''"
*"''Let's get Zero, and beat it outta here, Luigi!''"
*"''(*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) You're Zero?!''"
*"''I promise!''"

==The Ten Koopmandments==
*"''Mamma mia! Look at Koopmandment number 6! 'Thou shall eat no pasta!' Heh. This time, the crummy Koopa's gone too far!''"
*"''But when we reached the Mushroom village, it was even worse than we expected.''"
*"''Whatever it is, you can bet it's something diabolical, sinister, and not very nice.''"
*"''There's only one thing we CAN do!''"
*"''No! Stand and fight!''"
*"''En garde, Koop Tut!''"
*"''Will you settle for a mummy? Look!''"
*"''Jump for it!''"
*"''Uh oh! Look!''"
*"''(*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) A Phanto!''"
*"''We haven't gone down the drain yet! Look! 'EMERGENCY EXIT: PUSH!'''"
*"''Magic staff, bring joy among us! Turn these bricks into fungus!''"
*"''Now we gotta lead those Mushrooms to safety! Come on!''"
*"''Magic staff, do your art! Make this Red Sauce Sea to part!''"
*"''Mushrooms-ho!''"
*"''Mamma mia! I've got it! Let's have the biggest spaghetti feed in history! We've already got the red sauce, now we can just lay our hands on a hundred billion tons of pasta!''"

==The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!==
*"''You turn my friend into an ice cube, I'm gonna defrost your head!''"
*"''I can't break Koopa's icy spell! I can't even walk! Oof! But I can jump!''"
*"''It's working! The heat from the stove is melting the ice!''"
*"''Ow, ow, ow! Hot, hot, hot!''"
*"''Phew! Free at last! Now to unfreeze my fellow revolutionaries!''"
*"''Whoops! As soon as Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!''"
*"''Whoops!''"
*"''Wait for me, General!''"
*"''Thrown perfect, if I say so myself! Mamma- ...mia!''"
*"''My achin' pasta noodle!''"
*"''Come back here, fireball!''"
*"''It's gonna take hours to unfreeze all your army, General Washingtoad!''"
*"''Luigi! It's up to you! I gotta stay and defrost General Washingtoad's army!''"
*"''Thawing frozen soldiers is tougher than thawing frozen pipes!''"
*"''But where's Luigi?''"
*"''We gotta attack Koopa now!''"
*"''Unless...''"
*"''Unless we surprise Redcoat Koopa and attack from behind!''"
*"''We're gonna do it, for liberty and freedom! For the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies! For Luigi!''"
*"''Sorry, General Washingtoad! We're stuck in the ice! Anybody got any ideas?''"
*"''Quick, Luigi! The scepter!''"
*"''Pasta power, do your stuff!''"
*"''That's one cold Koopa!''"

==The Trojan Koopa==
*"''Don't get your valves out of joint, Luigi! Everything's going according to plan!''"
*"''See, fellas? Here's King Koopa's fortress! No problissimo!''"
*"''You hammerheads don't scare us!''"
*"''Luigi! Where there's a wall, there's a way!''"
*"''There's more than one way to get inside Koopa's fort.''"
*"''All you gotta do is get over that wall!''"
*"''5...4...3...2...1... Blastoff!''"
*"''I knew we'd find a way in there!''"
*"''I hate to admit that a plumber can be washed up, but we're in trouble.''"
*"''I have an idea that just might work, and these bad guy brothers are just what we need to throw Koopa off guard!''"
*"''For the second part of my plan! What's Koopa love more than anything?''"
*"''Right! And we're gonna build the one thing that Koopa will let inside those gates!''"
*"''And the best part of it is, Koopa thinks we're out there on that boat!''"
*"''We just have to stay put until dark, and then we bust out of this box and free the Princess!''"
*"''Shhhh! If we wanna rescue the Princess, we can't wake anyone up.''"
*"''Hurry! Let's get outta here!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Toad*) Oh no!''"
*"''Sure it looks bad now, Luigi, but remember: every clogged drain has its silver elbow trap!''"
*"''But '''we're''' supposed to rescue '''her!'"''''
*"''Yay, yay! Go, Princess!''"
*"''Thanks to one super-duper princess!''"
*"''Leave that to me!''"
*"''It's ugly, but it floats!''"

==Quest for Pizza==
*"''Faster! Faster!''"
*"''It's King Koopa! He's gone caveman crazy!''"
*"''Quick! Quick! Get away from him!''"<br>(Looks like King Koopa is talking)
*"''Faster! Faster!''"
*"''I've been snake bit!''"
*"''Eating? Sounds good to me!''"
*"''What? Only one pizza?''"

==The Great Gold Coin Rush==
*"''Bye-bye, birdies!''"
*"''The brakes are broke!''"
*"''Looks like the end of the line, everybody!''"
*"''Don't think! Run!''"
*"''Hey! I see a light! Look!''"
*"''Not for long, Luigi! We can dig our way outta here!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) ♪ I've been working on the condo, all the live long day! ♪ ''"
*"''Don't worry, Princess! I've got an instinct about these things! We're headed right for...a town?''"
*"''Shhhh! Be quiet, everybody! If we're gonna sneak back into town, we don't wanna make any- Noise!''"
*"''Wanna bet they're down in the mine?''"
*"''If only we had some Fire Flowers, we could super-up, and cook Koopa's goose!''"
*"''Mmmm! There's never a noodle around when you need one!''"
*"''Mamma mia! Pastariffic!''"
*"''Couldn't we just take a little pasta break?''"
*"''Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drain snake! It's Super Mario!''"
*"''Your Klaimjumpin' days are over, Koopa!''"
*"''Don't be scared, Princess!''"
*"''Great idea, Princess!''"
*"''Did you say 'stop', Koopa?''"
*"''There goes Klaimjump Koopa!''"
*"''The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shafts!''"

==Elvin Lives==
*"''Run now, gab later!''"
*"''Just what we need! A stinky mess for a big stinker!''"
*"''We're over here, Koopa! You're not groovy! You're a nerd!''"
*"''Koopa's pulling another sneaky trick! He's not king of Sockhop Land!''"
*"''Lots of statues and pictures of Elvin, but not the guy himself!''"
*"''Maybe they know what happened to Elvin.''"
*"''But, where did Koopa take him?''"
*"''Those greasers aren't the only slick ones around here! C'mon!''"
*"''Do your best, guys! We gotta keep 'em busy, while the Princess looks for Elvin! Besides, I've always wanted to be a rock-and-roll star!''"
*"''Hey! This is great! We're knockin' 'em dead!''"
*"''Hey! I think they're startin' to like it!''"
*"''You bet I have! Look!''"
*"''Koopa's got the Princess!''"
*"''Hmmm... If we had a hot rod of our own, we could chase down Koopa and rescue the Princess.''"
*"''We make one!''"
*"''Let's get to work!''"
*"''Now let's find Koopa, and make him eat dust!''"
*"''Get that heap off the road, Koopa!''"
*"''Only problem is, we forgot about the Goombas!''"
*"''We don't have to hide! We have Fire Flowers!''"
*"''Don't you know it's not safe to take your hands off the wheel? Here! Now, hang on tight!''"
*"''Are you sure this'll work?''"
*"''Wow! It's working!''"
*"''Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!''"
*"''Hey! Think I can play a few sets with King Elvin?''"

==Plummers Academy==
*"''En garde!''"
*"''I hate to part with you, but the Princess needs help!''"
*"''Who cares? That slimy snake-breath Koopa has my Plumber's Helper. Who knows what he'll do to it?''"
*"''It's one of a kind! The President of the United States gave that plunger to me personally, at the White House!''"
*"''It all started the day Luigi and I entered the Brooklyn Plumbers Academy to start our basic draining...and got assigned the meanest, nastiest drain surgeon ever!''"
*"''Hey! Leave my brother's paunch out of this!''"
*"''We got the right stuff!''"
*"''But, Sergeant Kooperman, this is a fire escape. Where are we putting the tub?''"
*"''Piece of parmesan cheesecake! Right, Luigi?''"
*"''Can we take a break and tell ya?''"
*"''Keep plungin', Luigi! We gotta show Kooperman we got the right stuff!''"<br>(Looks like Sergeant Kooperman is talking the second sentence)
*"''(in Luigi's voice) Only 10?''"
*"''K.P.?''"
*"''Excuse me, Sergeant Kooperman! *pant* Could we please have a drink of water?''"
*"''Yes sir, Sergeant! Where are our wrenches?''"
*"''Push, Luigi! Push!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Luigi, look! It's Salvador Drainotto: The founder of the Plumber's Academy!''"
*"''Look what it says on the plaque! 'When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!'''"
*"''I can't quit now, Luigi! I was born with a plunger in my hand!''"
*"''Hey! What's goin' on?''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! Let's stake out a seat!''"
*"''Look, Luigi! It's the President! Right here in Brooklyn!''"
*"''Luigi! This is our big chance to prove we're really plumbers!''"
*"''Remember, Luigi! When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!''"
*"''So the President invited me and Luigi to the White House and presented me with my Golden Plumber's Helper, and Luigi with a Golden Wrench! ...And now, Koopa's got it.''"
*"''She's right, Luigi! Do you still have that wrench the President gave you?''"
*"''We'll be outta here faster than you can say lasagna cream pie!''"
*"''Surprise!''"
*"''No way, plunger-nose! Not till I get my Presidential Plumber's Helper back! Need some backup, guys!''"
*"''On three! One...two...''"
*"''Three!''"
*"''Doesn't look like close contact with the Koopa snoot did it any harm!''"
*"''No, hungry! And when the plumber gets hungry, the plumber gets pasta!''"

==Karate Koopa==
*"''Don't worry, Princess! I've seen clogged drains tougher than these guys!''"
*"''Hey! Stay put when I'm punching ya!''"
*"''How can guys who wear pajamas be so tough?''"
*"''Wow! That guy fights like we fix faucets!''"
*"''Can you teach us how to fight like you do? We have to save the Princess, from Karate Koopa!''"
*"''When's lunch? I'm starved!''"
*"''Mario's mind is where it always is. On pasta!''"
*"''I'll stop you as fast as I can stop a leaky faucet! Hiyyyyah!''"
*"''Plumb-Fu?''"
*"''Now you're talkin' my language!''"
*"''You face greatest test as Plumb-Fu masters! Ready?''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Yeah! But he didn't make them Plumb-Fu-proof!''"
*"''Now to teach Koopa, a lesson he'll never forget!''"
*"''Swim for your lives!''"
*"''It's Princess-saving time!''"
*"''Princess could be anywhere!''"
*"''Plumb-Fu!''"
*"''It's Princess Toadstool! We've got to save her!''"
*"''Koopa will really sweat, when I show him Plumb-Fu!''"
*"''Let her go, Karate Koopa!''"
*"''The Plumb-Fu master plumber to you, Koopa!''"
*"''You're finished, Koopa! Next time, think twice before challenging a master of Plumb-Fu!''"
*"''Could you make that two black belts?''"

==Mario of the Apes==
*"''You know, Luigi? This Jungleland joint isn't so bad!''"
*"''You're cloggin' our way, Koopa! And one good clog deserves a plumber!''"
*"''Get down!''"
*"''What're ya doin'?''"
*"''Don't get down! '''Get down!'"''''
*"''I'll take care of Koopa's killer canary!''"
*"''If at first you don't succeed, plunge, plunge again!''"
*"''(amnesiac) ...Where am I? Who am I? I can't remember anything! And who are you?''"
*"''(amnesiac) Ma... Ma...''"
*"''(Marzan) Me Marzan!''"
*"''(Marzan) No sweat! Me Marzan!''"
*"''(Marzan) Me Marzan!''"
*"''(Marzan) Me Marzan, King of the Jungle!''"
*"''(Marzan) Mario? Me not Mario! Me Marzan! You crazy!''"
*"''(Marzan) Me Marzan, and me late for dinner! Gotta swing home! Bye bye, crazy people!''"
*"''(Marzan) But Pop, me King of the Jungle!''"
*"''(Marzan) Crazy people!''"
*"''(Marzan) Marzan stop bad guys!''"
*"''Hey! Meatballs! Marinara! Mamma mia! I remember now! I'm Mario! What am I doing 50 feet in the air?''"
*"''My meatball sandwich!''"
*"''I gotta save that sandwich!''"

==Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers==
*"''Say you're sorry and let us go?''"
*"''Don't worry! Because I doubt if we're gonna live 200 years, Luigi!''"
*"''No way! These things are too heavy to carry! Whoops!''"
*"''See what I mean?''"
*"''Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?''"
*"''(with Luigi's voice) I guess not!''"
*"''No fair!''"
*"''We've been better.''"
*"''I dunno, Toad. It might not be that easy.''"
*"''Yay!''"
*"''Watch it!''"
*"''No kidding, Princeeeeeeeeess!''"
*"''We got big problems! Let's get our little feet in gear!''"
*"''Split up, Luigi!''"
*"''Luigi! Look out!''"
*"''Jump for your life!''"
*"''In here!''"
*"''Talk about handy! They must make these drainpipes in all sizes!''"
*"''Whoa! This is just too handy!''"
*"''Did you say, "Chomp, chomp, chomp?"''"
*"''Yech! I hate beetles!''"
*"''After all that, we're gonna get rained on, too?''"
*"''Giant beetles, giant sprinklers... What's next?''"
*"''In here, quick!''"
*"''Okay. Then, you say it.''"
*"''Fat chance, Koopa.''"
*"''Goodbye, Luigi!''"
*"''Thanks for makin' us big again, Koopa!''"
*"''Look what we got, Troopas!''"
*"''Take that!''"
*"''Glad to help, Waldo! Rounding up Koopa is the way we got our kicks!''"

==Little Red Riding Princess==
*"''First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!''"
*"''There isn't any wood!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Toad) Wait for us!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Toad) Koopa!''"
*"''I bet he did it to get you out of your cottage so he could-''"
*"''You stay here, Gramma! We'll go rescue the Princess!''"
*"''How do you start this thing?''"
*"''Not so fast, Koopa!''"
*"''Check this out, Luigi!''"
*"''We gotcha now, Koopa!''"
*"''The snowmobile tracks lead into that cave!''"
*"''Hi, Gramma Toadstool! Hi, Princess!''"

==The Provolone Ranger==
*"''I know how important this gold shipment is, Princess! That's why I'm driving this stagecoach as fast as she can go!''"
*"''Mamma mia! This Sudden Death Valley is hotter than a pizza oven!''"
*"''Eeee! Koopa! How on Earth?''"
*"''You can stop a sink, but you can't stop a plumber!''"
*"''Of course... Even plumbers need...water... Water... Waaaater...''"
*"''I'm a plumber. My name's Mario.''"
*"''My pipes are mighty-dry, Pronto. Where's the nearest watering hole?''"
*"''Tap it? Now you're talkin'!''"
*"''Thanks for the tap tip, pal! Now, I got a score to settle with Billy the Koopa!''"
*"''Koopa will never know it's Mario to the rescue with these threads!''"
*"''Thanks to you, my Mushroom companion! Now it's time to track down Koopa, and free my Koopnapped friends! The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride! Hi-ho, Ostro, away!''"
*"''How about that sign, paisano?''"
*"''When I was in plumbin' academy, I got A+ for untrapping traps! C'mon!''"
*"''I don't see Koopa's hideout.''"
*"''It's Billy the Koopa!''"
*"''Fast? That's it, Pronto! I'll distract those Troopas, and you... (*whispering*)''"
*"''You stupid Troopas! You couldn't hit the broadside of a plumber!''"
*"''You think '''I'm''' fast? Get a load of Pronto!''"
*"''Pronto! Watch out! You're gonna get-''"
*"''Wait! Stop!''"
*"''You've won for now, but the Provolone Ranger will ride again!''"
*"''Hey, pardner! Tell Billy the Koopa, 'I got a silver plunger with his name on it!'''"
*"''Not anymore, hombre! Justice has come to the Wild West!''"
*"''Hi-ho, Ostro, away!''"
*"''Hi-ho, Ostro, away!''"
*"''What I need is a handy plumbing tool, and a little frontier know-how: my plumber snake lasso!''"
*"''There's no time to round up that rotten reptile! I've gotta free my friends, and get this gold to Mushridge!''"
*"''Well, Pronto, we returned the stolen gold to the citizens of Mushridge, and we ran Koopa out of town!''"
*"''A guy couldn't ask for a better plumber's helper.''"
*"''Arrivederci, my faithful Mushroom companion!''"
*"''Hi-ho, Ostro, away!''"
*"''Did someone mention dinner? And you thought Pronto was fast!''"

==Escape from Koopatraz==
*"''Not guilty!''"
*"''Hold it, Koopa! Don't we get to talk in our own defense?''"
*"''I'd like to say-''"
*"''Hey! Don't I get to take off my shoes? That's not fair!''"
*"''Hi! I'm Mario! This is my brother Luigi, and our friend Toad!''"
*"''Nope. Sad. Cause that's what Toad will look like in 50 years if we don't get outta here!''"
*"''What is this stuff?''"
*"''If Koopa thinks I'm gonna shovel that stuff into my face, he's crazy!''"
*"''Wait! If we could tunnel outside the walls, we could hijack one of the boats!''"
*"''Then we'll just have to create a little distraction! This food stinks! You eat it!''"
*"''No food? For how long?''"
*"''So there we were, prisoners in Koopatraz. Doomed to starve while Koopa was about to go plunder the Princess's kingdom. It was time for a jailbreak.''"
*"''Faster! Faster!''"
*"''How much further do we have to dig?''"
*"''We must be close! I hear someone sawing wood!''"
*"''♪ Koopa's got us breakin' stones! ♪''"
*"''♪ Koopa's got us workin' hard! ♪''"
*"''We're out of soap!''"
*"''I have a plan! We're breakin' outta here! Be ready to go just before dawn! Pass it along!''"
*"''Now, a little shoe polish...and I've got a Bob-Omb, good enough to fool a Goomba!''"
*"''Help! There's a big ugly spider in here!! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!''"
*"''One false move and you're mozzarella, Goomba! Let's have those keys!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Free to buy us dinner!''"

==Mario of the Deep==
*"''C'mon! Let's teach that mangy monster to pick on someone his own size!''"
*"''Leave the Mermushroom alone, ya eight-arm ugly face!''"
*"''That's why we're here! We'll knock that Koopa for a loopa!''"
*"''Listen up! Here's what we're gonna do!''"
*"''Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?''"
*"''Guess I lowered the boom on him!''"
*"''At this rate, we're gonna free the Mermushrooms quicker than you can say mozzarella milkshake!''"
*"''Let us go, Barra-Koopa, you beastly bag of bilge water!''"
*"''I dunno, but there's somethin' fishy about this place!''"
*"''(*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, and the Mermushroom*) TROUTERS!!!''"
*"''JUMP!''"
*"''(*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, and the Mermushroom*) A CLAWGRIP!!!''"
*"''Not if we can make it down that hatch!''"
*"''Jump!''"
*"''Good goin', paisanos! We left that lobster really boilin'!''"
*"''Greetings and salutations, ruler of the watery world!''"
*"''Charge, attack, and gangway!''"
*"''That's right, Barra-Koopa! And we're gonna pump your pipes!''"
*"''Hey! Our pleasure! This whole fish story came to a happy end!''"

==Flatbush Koopa==
*"''Don't cry, Princess! With this drainpipe open, we can visit anytime we want!''"
*"''Speaking of which, Luigi, let's go home to Mama's cookin'!''"
*"''Brooklyn, New York; U.S. of America! We made it, Luigi!''"
*"''And out there in the harbor, holding up her torch...the Statue of Kooperty! (*with Luigi*) The Statue of Kooperty?!''"
*"''That was no disguise!''"
*"''We're talkin' a major disaster here, Luigi! It looks like Koopa and his bad guys, are infecting Brooklyn!''"
*"''Follow that Troopa!''"
*"''Look! The Koopa's goin' to Coney Island!''"
*"''It's Koopa!''"
*"''Next thing we know, he'll be changing Brooklyn to Kooplyn!''"
*"''Yeah! Now we'll never get a cab.''"
*"''Luigi! Jump for your life!''"
*"''Why?''"
*"''Hit the braaakes!!!''"
*"''Put it in reverse gear!''"
*"''Yeah! BAIL OOOOOOUT!''"
*"''This isn't my idea of a welcome home party!''"
*"''Look at it this way, Luigi. At least they're safe *pant* in Mushroomland!''"
*"''Keep runnin'! We can win this race!''"
*"''If we keep running, those Troopa spears will stick us!''"
*"''What're you doin' in Brooklyn?''"
*"''Well, you better get back to the Mushroom Kingdom. With Koopa here in Brooklyn, things are really stinky!''"
*"''Don't worry, Princess! He won't get away with anything! C'mon, Luigi!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Come on! The only way we can save Brooklyn, is to make Koopa chase us back to the Mushroom Kingdom!''"
*"''It's not time, Luigi!''"
*"''It's still not time!''"
*"''OK, Luigi! It's time!''"
*"''You're stuck back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Koopa Stoopa! And Brooklyn is safe!''"
*"''I guess somedays, even Super Mario can't think of everything.''"

==Raiders of the Lost Mushroom==
*"''You can say that again! I don't see one pizza parlor!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) An Albatoss!''"
*"''Wahoo! That was more fun than getting flushed down the sewer!''"
*"''Can you help us find the Lost Mushroom?''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) The Temple of Koopa?''"
*"''Well, what are we waiting for? Let's steal the statue and scram!''"
*"''I thought you weren't afraid of anything!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) Koopaphobia?''"
*"''Wait here, my treasure-hunting pal! We'll nab that statue and be quicker than you can say...garlic gumdrops!''"
*"''Come on, gang! It's up to us to find the Lost Mushroom.''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) A Fryguy!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) A Cobrat!''"
*"''Jump!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) The Lost Mushroom!''"
*"''Yeah! I sure wish there was a trapdoor around here!''"
*"''We did it! We beat ol' Koopa Stoopa to the Lost Mushroom!''"
*"''Let us go, Von Koopa, or you'll end up in rotten ravioli!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) It's a Shyguy Lion!''"
*"''Hang in there, gang! We haven't gone down the drain yet! Luigi, hand me your plumber's snake!''"
*"''I'm gonna tame this beastly beasty!''"
*"''You heard the fungus, pussycat! Set us free!''"
*"''Maybe Indiana Joe can help. Let's find him and help him overcome his Koopaphobia!''"
*"''(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) INDIANA JOE - BABYSITTER?''"
*"''Indiana Joe! What's going on?''"
*"''Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!''"
*"''That's right, Von Koopa! Put this in your pipe and plug it!''"
*"''Yeah! But we sure whipped him this time!''"
*"''Mushroom, Mushroom! Now if not faster, fill this hut with tons of pasta!''"
*"''Mmmmm! Me and this Lost Mushroom are gonna get along just fine!''"

==Crocodile Mario==
*"''I was hoping we'd '''have''' lunch, not '''be''' lunch!''"
*"''If I don't get to eat, neither does that crocodile!''"
*"''I gotcha!''"
*"''No wonder my crocodile skin suitcase was always so hard to close.''"
*"''You call that a plumber's helper? Now '''this''' is a plumber's helper!''"
*"''We heard you, Princess! But we're a little busy right now!''"
*"''We're not finished yet! Piggyback, Luigi! Piggyback!''"
*"''No, but they can still get to Princess and Toad. Come on! We gotta get that magic statue back from Koopa!''"
*"''I'll look out for the danger, and you steer.''"
*"''Why's that?''"
*"''Jumping gelato! It's a Birdoroo attack!''"
*"''Quick! Paddle to the other side!''"
*"''Good news, Luigi! I think we found Koopa!''"
*"''Nah. We'll get away from both of them! It's those rapids we have to worry about!''"
*"''We're gonna crash, Luigi!''"
*"''Not if Crocodile Mario has to say anything about it! My plumberang will save us!''"
*"''All ashore who's goin' ashore!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Geronimo!''"
*"''Now to find out where Koopa's hidden the Magic Statue!''"
*"''I'm a plumber, Luigi! Not a bloodhound!''"
*"''Whatever it is, it's about to run over us! Duck!''"
*"''Yeah! Scared crocodiles!''"
*"''That's it! Luigi, you're a genius!''"
*"''Koopa! Don't you get it? They were running from Koopa! He's got the Magic Statue that scares crocodiles away!''"
*"''But these crocodile tracks should lead us right TO Koopa!''"
*"''There's the Magic Statue! We'll grab it while Koopa's not looking! No worries!''"
*"''No way, Koopa! Here, Luigi! Catch!''"
*"''I just love playing Koopa in the Middle!''"
*"''Me too, Koopa! And this is going back where it belongs!''"
*"''It's all yours, Princess!''"
*"''It's working! The crocs are stampeding outta here!''"
*"''Not as close as it's gonna be for Koopa! Look!''"
*"''So, what do you say we throw a pizza on the barbie?''"

==Star Koopa==
*"''Koop Star! It's Darth Koopa's ship! It's right behind us!''"
*"''This is your plumber speaking! The 'FASTEN SEATBELTS' sign has turned on!''"
*"''Hang on! I'm pourin' on the pasta power!''"
*"''Prepare to repel quarters!''"
*"''Come and get it, Koopa!''"
*"''Yeah! And if you think we'll let you destroy their planet, you're really spaced out! En garde, hardshell! I'm gonna make linguini outta you!''"
*"''Take the plunge, Koopa!''"
*"''Don't be so sure! May the pasta be with me!''"
*"''Say uncle, or I'll unplug your innards, Darth Barth!''"
*"''I just had the strangest dream: I was a TV dinner! Koopa! You fiend!''"
*"''He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?''"
*"''Hey! Y-You remember all those garbage disposals we fixed back in Brooklyn?''"
*"''If you don't toss 'em quick, WE'LL be the picnic lunch!''"
*"''Way to go! We're safe! Okay! Yay!''"
*"''Everybody got their seatbelts on? We're in for a rough landing!''"
*"''Sorry. This rock is hard!''"
*"''Follow me! I have a plan!''"
*"''Watch this!''"
*"''Hop on, quick!''"
*"''Hi-ho, Cobrat, away!''"
*"''Lunch? Giddyup, Cobrat!''"
*"''For starters, we can have lunch! I always fight better on a full stomach!''"
*"''Then can we have lunch?''"
*"''I'll do it!''"
*"''Who? Me? Nah! Well...sort of.''"
*"''Not to mention, my appetite!''"
*"''All right!''"
*"''I couldn't have done it without that little snack you fixed, Obi-Wan Toadi! Or without the help of my fearless friends! I guess you could say, the pasta was with us! Speaking of pasta, where's that lunch you promised!''"

==Robo Koopa==
*"''Thanks, paisano! Come on, gang! This way!''"
*"''Sorry to disappoint ya, bullet-breath!''"
*"''Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!''"
*"''Since Dr. Nerdnick built Robo Koopa...''"
*"''Look! Robo Koopa's got Dr. Nerdnick heavily guarded!''"
*"''PASTA POWEEERRRRR!!!''"
*"''Dr. Nerdnick! How '''can''' we stop Robo Koopa?''"
*"''Doomed schmoomed! It's plumbin' time, Luigi!''"
*"''Yeah! Why'd Dr. Nerdnick bring us to this old place, anyway?''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Us?!''"
*"''Better than a mozzarella milkshake, Professor!''"
*"''Watch out, Robo Koopa! The Plumbinator is ready to rumble!''"
*"''I think we need a little more practice.''"
*"''Where is Robo Koopa, anyway? He's probably afraid to face us! ...Then again, maybe not.''"
*"''Stop laughin' and fight, Koopa! And may the best machine win!''"
*"''Who really died that day? And who came back?''"
*"''Let him go, Koopa! '''I'm''' the one you want!''"
*"''Wow! What happened?''"
*"''Thanks, Professor! But I agree with Luigi. This robo-suit is too dangerous.''"

==Plumber's Log==
*"''Plumber's Log #1-0-1: The Land of Ice. Me and my brother Luigi had just rescued Princess Toadstool from King Koopa, and we're looking for the magic that would set her kingdom free, and get us home to Brooklyn.''" - "[[The Bird! The Bird!]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #22-37: We were in the land of damsels in distress, and knights in shining armor, the legendary Cramalot.''" - "[[King Mario of Cramalot]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #10-61: Evil King Koopa had grabbed Princess Toadstool, and hidden her way, in the Wild West.''" - "[[Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #4-37: We arrived on a dry and deadly desert, on a lumpy camel. We were in search of the legendary Aladdin's Lamp. Princess Toadstool needed its magic to free her people from King Koopa's evil clutches.''" - "[[Mario's Magic Carpet]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1-0-6: The River World. Princess Toadstool is being held captive on the Sinister Star, a river boat, under the command of Captain Koopa.''" - "[[Rolling Down the River]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #6-0-3: On our way through the Linguini Empire, the emperor invited us to attend a benefit spaghetti dinner, to raise money for orphaned Mushrooms.''" - "[[The Great Gladiator Gig]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #4-4-2: The Princess needed 100 gold coins by tomorrow morning. Or else...the Mushroom Kingdom Orphanage would have to close down. We were desperately thinking of some way to raise the money.''" - "[[Mario and the Beanstalk]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1-0-5-11: Rotunda Land. We were searching for a way to save Princess Toadstool's kingdom. Instead, we found one of the most humongous dangers I've ever faced: The dreaded Queen Rotunda.''" - "[[Love 'Em and Leave 'Em]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #25: We're crossing the Desert Kingdom, when things really got hot for Toad!''" - "[[The Great BMX Race]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #6-2-9-4: We were just a pasta noodle away from escaping King Koopa's Space Troopas, when we got nailed with a lucky shot!''" - "[[Stars in Their Eyes]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #5-0-5: We were hacking our way through the Amazon Jungle, searching for Sheldon, the mysterious witch doctor.''" - "[[Jungle Fever]]"
*"''Plumber's Log 2-21: The Snow World. We were blue from the cold, and pale from hunger! Koopa Khan and his horde, had been after us for days.''" - "[[Brooklyn Bound]]"
*"''Plumber's Log 10-24: Rotten King Koopa had stolen every drop of spaghetti sauce in Car Land, but a small band of Mushroom rebels in a desert fort were making their own, and we were on our way to meet him. Only trouble was, one of King Koopa's State Troopas was hot on our tail!''" - "[[Toad Warriors]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2-95: The ancient city of Mythis. We were looking for an old paisano of Toad's, whose name was-''" - "[[The Fire of Hercufleas]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #10-14: We were traveling for a strange land called Turtlevania. Somebody had pulled the plug on the big bathtub in the sky, and we were soaked!''" - "[[Count Koopula]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #6-97: Pirate Waters, in a Pirate World. On our way back to Princess Toadstool's castle, we hired on as deckhands on the only ship willing to sail these dark and treacherous waters.''" - "[[Pirates of Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log 39-62: We found ourselves in the Kingdom of Youth. We heard there was a magical Fountain of Youth there, and King Goo Goo Ga Ga Koopa, was using it to satisfy his miserable thirst for doing bad.''" - "[[Two Plumbers and a Baby]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #7-0-4: Our adventure-loving group had arrived in Victoria; land of mystery, cloaks and daggers, and screams in the night. We have come to seek the help of the greatest detective of all time: Herlock Solmes!''" - "[[The Adventures of Sherlock Mario]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2-3-0: It wasn't the best way to start the day; Kooper had captured us, and locked us in his dungeon.''" - "[[Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #50-24: The trouble started just before we arrived in Pasta Land. King Koopa used a magic flute to steal all the children.''" - "[[The Pied Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log 10-34: We arrived in the Swiss Cheese Alps to rescue the villagers from a mad scientist. We figured the troublemaker had to be Koopa...because he called himself 'Dr. Koopenstein!'''" - "[[Koopenstein]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #007: We have arrived in Spy Land. Secret Agent James Blonde had just uncovered the latest evil plot of a master criminal who called himself Koopfinger! But Koopfinger was one step ahead and pulled his own turn-you-into-stone trick!''" - "[[On Her Majesty's Sewer Service]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1601: We arrived in the Land of Romance, only things weren't quite so lovey-dovey as usual. We were answering a call for help, from a friend of Princess Toadstool. But right now, we were the ones who needed help.''" - "[[Mario and Joliet]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #8-10: Lava Land, the island of Waki-Waki. The great Fire God had promised to help us save the Mushroom Kingdom from King Koopa, and we were looking for some friendly natives, who could lead us to him.''" - "[[Too Hot to Handle]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2-0-3: We were in the middle of Sharewood Forest, and we were lost.''" - "[[Hooded Robin and His Mario Men]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2-32: We've warped to the Oceanworld, looking for help, with that royal pain King Koopa! Trouble is, the Oceanworld was hurting, too!''" - "[[20,000 Koopas Under the Sea]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #7-11: King Koopa had taken over the Shamrock Kingdom, and stolen the little people's pot of gold coins, and all their good luck with it.''" - "[[Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold]]"
*"''Plumber's Log 22-38: The oriental city of Sayonara. Our valiant group had come in a search of a secret weapon that can help us fight King Koopa. It was called 'Super Sushi'.''" - "[[Mario Meets Koop-zilla]]"
*"''Plumber's Log 12-25: A slight detour from Hawaii Land and the tropic sun, thanks to Toad.''" - "[[Koopa Klaus]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #6-21: The people of Pasta Land were throwing us a celebration, because we'd chased off creepy old King Koopa. We didn't realize how soon, he'd be back.''" - "[[Mario and the Red Baron Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1929: We arrived in Crime Land, where the city was in a midst of its worst crimewave ever. And behind it all was the evil King Koopa, now calling himself, "Al Koopone".''" - "[[The Unzappables]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2-2-4, Rap Land isn't rapping anymore! Koopa took their king and their money, too! We're here to figure out what to do!''" - "[[Bad Rap]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1-39-13: We were making our way through the endless tracks of cactus and sand in El Desert Land. We were looking for the legendary masked hero Zero, hoping he would help us in our fight against Koopa.''" - "[[The Mark of Zero]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1000 B.C.: We've arrived in Pyramid Land, where we've heard the Mushroom People were in real trouble. King Koopa had appointed himself pharaoh, and was forcing everyone to live by a set of evil laws.''" - "[[The Ten Koopmandments]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1776: We arrived in the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies, at the urgent request of the great general George Washingtoad, and went straight to his headquarters in the icy Valley Forge.''" - "[[The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #4-4-9: We were on a royal rescue mission. Princess Toadstool had been kidnapped by Kooper and taken to his island fortress.''" - "[[The Trojan Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1-0-9: We had arrived in Caveman Land searching for Mugga the Medicine Woman, who we hoped could help us set the Mushroom Kingdom free. But King Koopa showed up first, and was causing dinosaur-sized trouble.''" - "[[Quest for Pizza]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1849: We're in the Wild Wild West...which is gonna get wilder if Koopa catches us.''" - "[[The Great Gold Coin Rush]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #19-50: We walked into Sockhop Land in search of the music king himself: Elvin Parsley!''" - "[[Elvin Lives]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2-18: We were up to our mustaches in pickle soup, but things were about to get worse.''" - "[[Plummers Academy]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #22-16: We were in the Oriental city of Sayonara, looking for the martial arts master Misaki, whose skills could help us save the Princess's kingdom. But we found trouble first!''" - "[[Karate Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #8-42: We were taking a shortcut through Jungle Land.''" - "[[Mario of the Apes]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1989: We found Koopa's secret summer castle, complete with swimming pool, barbecue, patio, and a greenhouse. And one more thing: Us as prisoners.''" - "[[Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #7-98: We were traveling to the far woods of the Mushroom Kingdom so the Princess could visit her sick grandmother. But that sicky Koopa, was busy making other plans.''" - "[[Little Red Riding Princess]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1870: We were on our way to the Wild Western frontier of the Mushroom Kingdom, because the folks of Mushridge had all their gold snatched by that nasty outlaw, Billy the Koopa.''" - "[[The Provolone Ranger]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #10-51: We were up the creek without a plunger. King Koopa had captured us, and put us on trial for our lives.''" - "[[Escape from Koopatraz]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #H<sub>2</sub>O: We were heading into deep danger in Aqua Land. We'd come to fight Barra-Koopa, the most underhanded villain under the sea.''" - "[[Mario of the Deep]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #12,247: It was a great day in the Mushroom Kingdom! We've finally gotten rid of Koopa and his evil minions! The Mushroom People were free, and the Princess was back in her castle! It was time for me and Luigi to go back home to Brooklyn.''" - "[[Flatbush Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #1938: Our adventure-loving group had arrived in Jungle Land. We were searching for a legendary statue with magical powers: The Lost Mushroom. Only trouble was, Koopa was looking for it, too.''" - "[[Raiders of the Lost Mushroom]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #33-12: We were down in Down Under Land searching for a magic statue that might help the Princess protect her kingdom. Problem is, we arrived just as the statue, was leaving!''" - "[[Crocodile Mario]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2001: We were on our way to help a space colony of Mushroom People, because that dastardly tyrant Darth Koopa was threatening to blow up their planet. Suddenly, we realized '''we''' were the ones who needed help.''" - "[[Star Koopa]]"
*"''Plumber's Log #2000-&-1: We heard that Koopa was running amuck in Robo Land, and we've come to save the day. But now, we were just trying to save ourselves!''" - "[[Robo Koopa]]"

==Live-action segments==
===Neatness Counts===
*"''Time for a new day, but as we always say, neatness counts!''"
*"''Oh, thank you Luigi!''"
*"''And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt as usual.''"
*"''And your socks don't match!''"
*"''Hello?''"
*"''I didn't either!''"
*"''What are you doing in the medicine cabinet?''"
*"''Nicole Eggert... Whew!''"
*"''Hey, you slob! That's my pizza!''"
*"''Oh, yeah!''"
*"''You've certainly come to the right place! We'll demonstrate right now just how good we are with absolutely no obligation!''"
*"''This will only take a second. As you can see here, we have a clogged sink, and uh, let me fix it for a second.''"
*"''LUIGI!!! Dig in.''"
*"''Hey, I'll do that. You're stuck!''"
*"''Wait wait! This will only take us a few seconds.''"
*"''(with Luigi) Uh-oh!''"
*"''Oh yeah? What about the time we drenched the mailman?''"
*"''Nicole, I'm so sorry! It does that every once in a while!''"
*"''Your foot's having a birthday!''"
*"''This is terrible!''"
*"''Something to clean Nicole up with! Here you go!''"
*"''How about showing us some scenes from The Legend of Zelda?''"
*"''We'll pay for everything!''"
*"''We'll make ya free pizza!''"
*"''We'll make your bed! We'll brush your teeth!''"
*"''It is?''"
*"''(with Luigi) Really?''"
*"''(with Luigi and Nicole) Do the Mario!''"

===Day of the Orphan===
*"''Nice to meet ya, Patty the sad-eyed orphan! Where ya from?''"
*"''We'll throw you the best birthday party you've ever seen!''"
*"''Hey, that's asking a lot, kid! I mean, we're just plumbers!''"
*"''Oh, I tell ya, beaut! I love the colors!''"
*"''Sure, Patty. As soon as I blow up this balloon.''"
*"''Yeah! Those are the beadiest little sad eyes I've ever seen!''"
*"''Plenty of cake and ice cream!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Patty) Do the Mario!''"

===All Steamed Up===
*"''Okay...okay...okay... I got it...''"
*"''Alright... Lemme get this one...''"
*"''Lemme get this one here..."'
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Tightened? I thought we were loosenin' them!''"
*"''I'll finish up over here, you go get the phone!''"
*"''And uh, put it on speakerphone!''"
*"''I fixed it special, just push the third pepperoni to the right!''"
*"''Whoa! It's that bully, Sgt. Slaughter!''"
*"''How can ya take a shortcut off the Brooklyn Bridge?''"
*"''It's as ready as it'll ever be!''"
*"''That Sgt. Slaughter's a pretty tough customer! I'd better check this baby out!''"
*"''I'll show you explode! If I get my hands on that sergeant, I'll whittle him down to size!''"
*"''I AM standing!''"
*"''Till next time everybody!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Sgt. Slaughter) Do the Mario!''"

===Marianne and Luigeena===
*"''Ye-he-he-hessss! It's gonna be great!''"
*"''I'll get it!''"
*"''Hello, Mario Bros. Plumbing! We clog 'em, we clear 'em! ...Hello! Yes? ...Hey! Marianne! Marianne and Luigeena!''"
*"''Yes, Marianne! Guess what? Yeah, yeah, Lyle Alzado is comin' over here!''"
*"''That's right, I'm serious! We fixed his kitchen sink this morning! Yeah, that's right! So we invited him over here for lunch! ...Marianne? Hello?''"
*"''But I forgot!''"
*"''I hate to leave, but we've got to go out and get some refreshments.''"
*"''Two pounds of grapes... Two pounds of, uh...figs... Four dozen tangerines.''"
*"''Lyle, he's a big guy!''"
*"''Go!''"
*"''Okay, I've got you covered.''"
*"''Hey, Lyle! Wow! I can't believe it! This guy's a legend! Hey, Lyle! Good to see ya!''"
*"''Could you please excuse my dumb cousins, Lyle?''"
*"''Hey, what's wrong?''"

===Slime Busters===
*"''I guess Flatbush is really in a haunted mood flu!''"
*"''I just wish I knew when the Slime Busters are getting here, Luigi! Get the ghost, Luigi!''"
*"''Keep the ghost busy, Luigi! That's probably them now!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Ernie Hudson! Thank goodness you're here! Where are the other Slime Busters?''"
*"''I kinda like it.''"
*"''No! It's not in the furnace!''"
*"''The ghost is in the bedroom!''"
*"''Gotcha covered!''"
*"''Ernie! I'd like you to shake my brother's hand!''"
*"''Uhhh, maybe it went for a bite to eat!''"
*"''Well, chew a little softer!''"
*"''What was that, Ernie?''"
*"''{with Ernie} Uh oh!''"
*"''Bite your tongue, Luigi! Mama didn't raise no slime!''"
*"''Give it your best shot, Ernie!''"
*"''You can say that again!''"
*"''(with Luigi and Ernie) Do the Mario!''"

===The Mario Monster Mash===
*"''Eh. 'Dr. Frank N. Stein from Pennsylvania!'''"
*"''So, it's Dr. Stein from Pennsylvania! So what?''"
*"''(fast) Frank N. Stein!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Frank N. Stein! Frank N. Stein! Frank N. Stein! Frank N. Stein! FRANKENSTEIN FROM TRANSYLVANIA!!!''"
*"''Settle a bet, doc! Are you the same Dr. Frankenstein, that created that...big ugly scary monster?''"
*"''Why not?''"
*"''No offense intended with that big horrible scary monster line.''"
*"''You're not going to take my brain! I might need it someday!''"
*"''Oh, yeah. Go ahead. I'm just going to take a nap. And, uh, Luigi! Don't forget that the pasta and the beans and some uh, oregano!''"
*"''Luigi, will you- Come on, Luigi! Cut it out, Luigi! Please I'm trying to sleep, Luigi! Come on, Luigi. Please!''"
*"''(in Frankenstein's Monster's body) Where have you guys been?''"
*"''(in Frankenstein's Monster's body) Luigi, it's me, Mario!''"
*"''Oh! That cleared my sinuses!''"
*"''You're the best brother in the world!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===Bonkers from Yonkers===
*"''That's it! Tighten it up!''"
*"''I am not a chicken!''"
*"''I am not a monkey!''"
*"''Ohhh, thanks, doc!''"
*"''No, almost.''"
*"''Till next time, anybody!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===Bats in the Basement===
*"''What else? Let's eat lunch!''"
*"''Yeah, but we're the Mario Bros.! We're the best!''"
*"''Yeah, and he's a smart one, too!''"
*"''Well, because he sent this luggage ahead of him.''"
*"''Yeah. Got here this morning before you woke up!''"
*"''I'll take over here! Wait! Wait! Hold on!''"
*"''From the front here!''"
*"''This side!''"
*"''Oh, they make 'em tight!''"
*"''Oh no, not me!''"
*"''B-B-B-But what's so strange about sleepin' in your clothes?''"
*"''That'll be nothin'! How about the barber, Scrawly Kaboodle? He's been goin' to high school almost as long.''"
*"''Come to think of it, he does sleep all day.''"
*"''Yeah, but I don't sleep in a box.''"
*"''Why?''"
*"''Eyewash?''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) He's a vampire!!!''"
*"''Are you crazy? Steak is $4.59 a pound!''"
*"''Wait a minute! That's Mama's recipe for tomato sauce!''"
*"''What else ya got?''"
*"''(with Luigi and Count Zoltan Dracula) Do the Mario!''"

===Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up!===
*"''Hey, I'd like to thank ya! The song's just for you!''"
*"'' ♪ I was caught in the trap, with a snake in his yap... Because I forgot to use drain-o! ♪ ''"
*"''Hey! Thank ya! Thank ya all! Oh, oh, this is for you, darlin'! Thank you! You're beautiful! I mean, I love y'all so much and I'd like to dedicate singin' this next song, to my lovely mamma mia except...I forgot the words... So, I think I'll just have dinner.''"
*"''Besides for the fact it stinks!''"
*"''It's an insult to the Memory of the King!''"
*"''Well, mine's being cleaned. But don't change the subject, because I'M gonna win the Impersonator's Contest tonight at the Plumber's Hall.''"
*"''The Enquirer was right! It's him!''"
*"''Hey, if you lend me that guitar, I might let you be a backup singer!"'
*"''The King!''"
*"''Hey, Elvis! What do you think?''"
*"''Oooh, me! Me!''"
*"''Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me!''"
*"''Me! Me! I got it.''"
*"''♪ You ain't nothin' but a groundhog, honkin' on the ground... You ain't nothin' but a groundhog, honkin' on the ground... ♪''"
*"''Luigi, how can we go against each other?''"
*"''♪ Well, I love my plumber, love my wrench, once I sat on a bench... ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ We're Marios to the end, yo! ♪''"
*"''Where'd he go? He's gone!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (with Elvis and Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===Magic's Magic===
*"''Hey hey hey hey hey hey! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Hike! Ho! Have a cigar!''"
*"''Hey, he's not, dummy! When he saw how good we installed a hot water heater, he could tell we were pros!''"
*"''Hey, match! Whaddaya wanna work on first? Your hook shot?''"
*"''Whoa! Great magic, Magic!''"
*"''You ready, Magic?''"
*"''We'll only have to do is practice some more!''"
*"''That's a new trick! A rabbit that pulls a magician into the hat!''"
*"''Hang on, Luigi! I won't let go! Uh-oh! I let go! Magic! We have to do somethin'!''"
*"''He's stuck, and it's all my fault! If only I wouldn'ta let go!''"
*"''PLEASE!!!''"
*"''Luigi, you're back! And what are you doing in that medicine cabinet?''"
*"''Nursing shoes?''"
*"''Hello? Hello, yes! He's here! Hey, Magic! It's for you! Yeah, yeah! The coach says he's out there waiting for ya!''"

===Mama Mia Mario===
*"''No, I'm saving room for supper. Here. Bon appetit!''"
*"''Yeah, if we can find it.''"
*"''I hope it's not about that hot water heater that blew up last week!''"
*"''Phew... Thank goodness.''"
*"''Mamma mia! Whoa! We gotta clean up around here, and lay out some leafy vegetables!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Coming, Mama!''"
*"''It's your son Mario, Mama! I washed as far as Flatbush Avenue. Can I come in?''"
*"''Yes, Mama.''"
*"''Luigi, we gotta get rid of Mama! I mean, I love her, but I can't handle it anymore!''"
*"''How?''"
*"''(with Luigi) Yes, Mama!''"
*"''We'll be right back!''"
*"''First she says we gotta watch some exciting scenes from Mama's favorite, The Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''We'll be good, Mama! We promise!''"
*"''Mama! What was that for?''"
*"''I can't believe our luck! Imagine, Mama getting a phone call to tell her that she won the lottery!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Mamma mia!''"
*"''Aunt Luigeena!''"
*"''I shoulda known! Mama always hits me with her left!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Aunt Luigeena*) Do the Mario!''"

===Alligator Dundee===
*"''Alright.''"
*"''Look at this! Oh, a pludaris!''"
*"''Oh! Ratigator!''"
*"''What? A horrible scary monster was chasing you through the sewer?''"
*"''Ratigator!''"
*"''I wish it was just a flea! Then all we'd have to do is wear flea collars!''"
*"''While we try to save Ratigator, watch these scene from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! What are we gonna do? He's gonna capture our pal, the Ratigator!''"
*"''Oh, boy. I hope the Ratigator runs away!''"
*"''We got the real monster!''"
*"''Take it easy! You okay?''"
*"''Hey! That sounds like it would be a good movie plot!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===Dance===
*"''No peeking!''"
*"''Are you sure you're not peeking?''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Ahh, Happy Birthday, Luigi! Make a wish and blow out the candles and may all your birthday wishes come true!''"
*"''Thank you! Here's your present, Luigi! A present special for you!''"
*"''We can!''"
*"''Hey, I couldn't resist, so I signed up too. Tomorrow morning, we'll be, woo, twinkling-toes dancing!''"
*"''We can!''"
*"''Well, we could practice. Wanna practice?''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Oooh, footprints! I mean, what are you planning, getting us lost?''"
*"''Kinda reminds me of Twister!''"
*"''These are my kinda dance steps! While I boogie, here are some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Alright! That's because of you, Shabba-Doo, thanks to you, baby!''"
*"''Till next time everybody! (with Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===Cher's Poochie===
*"''Hey, Edison. Will you hook up the power supply of my Pizza Transformer?''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Okay, Edison! Thanks!''"
*"''I can't hear you!''"
*"''I said I can't hear you! Hey, Luigi! Someone's at the door! Go ahead!''"
*"''Ah, lighten up, will you, brother? You'd think you had a date with Cher or something!''"
*"''Hey! Remember us?''"
*"''Stay! Stay! Stay! Hey, Poochie, stay! Stay, Poochie, stay! You ever seen a Pizza Transformer before? Well, watch!''"
*"''(in Poochie's body) Uh oh!"''"
*"''(in Poochie's body) I'm sitting here wagging my tail!''"
*"''(in Poochie's body) You'd better! This tummy won't hold much lasagna! Scratch my head! I think I have a flea!''"
*"''(in Poochie's body) Listen, Cher. We need to talk.''"
*"''(in Poochie's body) Hurry up, Luigi! I feel naked without my coveralls!''"
*"''What do you mean I'm gonna need a flea dip?!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Uh oh!''"
*"''Okay... I got a cookie. Good dog. Okay, Cher! Oh! Take it easy! Throw the switch! Do something!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Cher*) Do the Mario!''"

===Wild Thing===
*"''Good! Now we can just relax and then read our books!''"
*"'''Attack of the Killer Plungers'. Right here.''"
*"''Marilyn, I haven't seen you since you were much smaller!''"
*"''Scuse me! Uh, thank you! Thank you!''"
*"''Where's my hamburger? Luigi? Luigi?''"
*"''Did you eat my hamburger?''"
*"''Where is it?''"
*"''Yeah, but it might hur-hur-hurt her feelings! You tell her!''"
*"''Fair!''"
*"''Yeah! Yeah!''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Alright?''"
*"''B-B-But how come I always lose, Luigi?''"
*"''You know, something, Marilyn? I think you want to worm...but you know, Marilyn, what you should do is, uh...that you know- (stammers) Uh, baby!''"
*"''You know somethin', Luigi? This might sound crazy, but I'm gonna miss her!''"
*"''Hey! You said it!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} EDISON!!!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! {*with Luigi*} Do the Mario!''"

===E.C. The Extra Creepy===
*"''We? We ain't goin' nowhere, but me and my computer date are goin' out on a mad night of love, romace, and copper fittings!''"
*"''Those are not her qualities, those are mine! I copied them from a Rambo Bubble Gum card! Hers are on the bottom!''"
*"''Oh, yeah! Go ahead! Go ahead, Luigi! Make fun of her, but when you see my date...boy, will you be jealous! Her name is E.C.!''"
*"''That must be her now!''"
*"''I'm telling you, Luigi. I'm telling you. You better be nice to her!''"
*"''Hello! I'm Mario, and uh, this is my brother Luigi! May I have your hand?''"
*"''Hey, I don't care! She's beautiful! Plus, she's got a great sense of humor, and she's backed by a two-year warranty! So what's the problem?''"
*"''Ah! Must be one of those new burglar alarms!''"
*"''Isn't she something special?''"
*"''I don't care! I'm in love!''"
*"''Oh yeah.''"
*"''Why?''"
*"''Oh! What a ride we had, Luigi! When this lady drives over the Brooklyn Bridge, she drives over the Brooklyn Bridge!''"
*"''I didn't marry her, Mario! Oh, I'll tell you, Luigi. We had trouble with the blood test! I mean, I was an A-positive, she was a 30-weight.''"
*"''Can I have something to remember you by?''"
*"''Are you jealous?''"
*"''Eat your heart out!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

===The Marios Fight Back===
*"''Is he talking about us?''"
*"''We call it home!''"
*"''The very best.''"
*"''We are ready!''"
*"''Okay. Piece of cake.''"
*"''Okay, stillson wrench!''"
*"''Monkey wrench!''"
*"''Mario Brothers Clog Cleaner!''"
*"''One dash of this stuff and you'll see! And by the way, are we on National TV?''"
*"''Rag?''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Uh oh!''"
*"''Oh boy, we've done it this time, Luigi! He's out cold!''"
*"''Okay, go ahead!''"
*"''That's plant food! That's not gonna help!''"
*"''Well, maybe it'll help dissolve the clog! I dunno, lemme see.''"
*"''All-Purpose Plant Food, right!''"
*"''Might work!''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Uh, double pizza with the cheese mozzarella!''"
*"''Wonder where Dave is?''"
*"''Wait a minute! David? Where are ya? Where'd he go?''"
*"''Hey, David! Where are ya?''"
*"''Where'd he go?''"
*"''Hey, David!''"
*"''Where are ya?''"
*"''Oh, he probably took off when he realized we weren't lying.''"
*"''Hey, look at the sink! It's uh, clean as a whistle!''"
*"''There you go, folks! Positive proof that when you fix your sink with 'Mario Brothers Plant Food'...''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} That clog is history!''"
*"''No. What about you? I hear your stomach.''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Uh oh!''"
*"''{*with Mario and David Horowitz*} Do the Mario!''"

===Magician===
*"''That'll never happen.''"
*"''Sure.''"
*"''Don't worry about it, Luigi. It was your ball.''"
*"''Sure. Go ahead.''"
*"''Luigi, you've gotta stop making things disappear! Soon, there won't be anything left!''"
*"''Oh yeah? Go ahead! Lemme see you do it!''"
*"''Yeah? You and what army? Go ahead!''"
*"''(invisible) Oh, okay! Good for you, Luigi! You made me disappear! Now make me reappear!''"
*"''(invisible) What do you mean uh oh?''"
*"''(invisible) What?! Luigi, I'm gonna clobber ya!''"
*"''(invisible) I don't care if I can get into movies free! Make me reappear!''"
*"''(invisible) I tried to remind him, Blackstone, but he wouldn't listen!''"
*"''(invisible) I don't care if it rhymes!''"
*"''Yeah! No thanks to you, thanks to Blackstone!''"
*"''{*with Luigi and Harry Blackstone Jr.*} Do the Mario!''"

===Do You Believe in Magic?===
*"''Luigi! Luigi, I'm home! Where's that Luigi?''"
*"''Here I am, Luigi!''"
*"''Boy, oh boy, I'm telling ya. Good plumbers don't leave a mess like this! Look at all this stuff laying! This is crazy!''"
*"''A mess like this, my brother, I gotta make him clean up. I keep tellin' him. Messy stuff... Junk laying on the... Into the furnace with you!''"
*"''How was I supposed to know it was a trophy? Does this look like a trophy to you?''"
*"''Stay cool, Luigi! Leave this one to your big brother!''"
*"''Over there, little brother!''"
*"''Okay, you fix it. I'll stall.''"
*"''Hey, Magic! You here to recruit me?''"
*"''Watch this!''"
*"''Luigi, what should I do to stall Magic Johnson?''"
*"''Oh, wow!''"
*"''Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.''"
*"''Whoa! 'Player of the Year!' It looks great, Luigi! It does, doesn't it?''"
*"''It's not?''"
*"''Maybe you should sit down and-''"
*"''I used it to stir the spaghetti sauce!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Oh, hey! It's for you, uh, Player of the Year!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

===Mommies Curse===
*"''Look in Mama's recipe book. I'm watching "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark!"''"
*"''Okay. Pay attention!''"
*"''It says uh, "Add hair from a witch's wart."''"
*"''"Add a dash of powdered toad, and a couple of bats's tongues, and you got 'em."''"
*"''"The Curse of Celero. It tastes anyone who tastes it, into a foaming-at-the-mouth, brainless zombie."''"
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Gosh! This is not the Mama's Book of Recipes! It's the Book of Curses! I got the wrong book!''"
*"''Well, if anyone can help though, Elvira can!''"
*"''HELP!!! HELP!!!''"
*"''I feel kinda responsible, I mean uh, I gave him the wrong recipe. Can you change him back, Elvira?''"
*"''Luigi! You in there?!''"
*"''Try again, please?''"
*"''That's not him!''"
*"''Stop the growling, Luigi! How about the way he talks? I can't speak wolf! You gotta do something, Elvira!''"
*"''Well, then I guess it's up to me! But... The rain, in Spain, stays mainly, on the plain!''"
*"''Well, it works in movies!''"
*"''♪ The rain, in Spain, stays mainly, on the plain! ♪ (x3)''"
*"''Oh! This calls for a celebration!''"
*"''{*with Luigi*} Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

===Lost Dog===
*"''Luigi, Luigi! Would you knock it off?! You sound ridiculous!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Oh, Pam Matteson! What are you doing here?''"
*"''No, me neither.''"
*"''And his tail cut long?''"
*"''Sorry.''"
*"''Yeah, Pam! We like Ike! Dry those eyes! Don't cry!''"
*"''I see some dogs, but no puppies!''"
*"''You know, Luigi, if you could do dog calls the way you do bird calls, we could really help Pam!''"
*"''No, I'm looking for Pam's dog Ike!''"
*"''Maybe you should just bark like a dog does!''"
*"''Go to it, Luigi!''"
*"''What kind of a dog is Ike? I mean, we could be here all day!''"
*"''Can you do mixes, Luigi?''"
*"''Ooh! It's Ike!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''What are you goin' to do about that elephant and that horse?!''"
*"''{*with Luigi and Pam Matteson*} Do the Mario!''"

===Plumbers of the Year===
*"''Boy, that was the worst leak we ever fixed!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Wow! The Imperial Poobah, from the Grand Order of Plumbers!''"
*"''Thank you!''"
*"''Yeah! What's the big idea?''"
*"''Us?!''"
*"''Oh your Grand Imperialness, this is a dream come true!''"
*"''When is this investigation?''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Now?!''"
*"''Thank you, your Imperial Poobahness!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Imperial Poobah*) Uh oh!''"
*"''The only thing that could cheer me up right now, are some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Yeah! And we're all out of putty compound!''"
*"''Ugh! Snacks! Snacks!''"
*"''Good thing we ordered pizza with extra cheese!''"
*"''Thank you, oh Grand Imperial Poobah!''"
*"''I got it!''"
*"''{*with Luigi and Imperial Poobah*} Do the Mario!''"

===Mario Hillbillies===
*"''Of course! I've got it right here!''"
*"''Don't worry about the fish. You'll love it, Luigi! You know what I can't understand? What happened to cousins Luigi Bob and Mario Joe? I mean, they're not here yet. I'll tell ya. I'm gonna leave 'em a note here and tell 'em where we went.''"
*"''Okay...''"
*"''Don't be such a scarecrow!''"
*"''Heeeere we come, fish!''"
*"''Great time!''"
*"''What do I tell you those rat fish were really jumpin' today!''"
*"''Hey, I was hungry!''"
*"''Hey! Looks like Luigi Bob and Mario Joe didn't make it, huh?''"
*"''Oh, yes... Can you imagine those two guys, thinkin' that they're anything like us?''"
*"''They don't have a, je ne sais quoi!''"

===Super Plant===
*"''Doesn't look good, Luigi. All we can do now is hope and pray.''"
*"''What we need now is a miracle!''"
*"''Would it keep us from getting in trouble with Mama?''"
*"''Thanks, Doc!''"
*"''Never mind a small amount! This is an emergency! Never mind the instructions! I'll do it by feel!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah! Doc? Yeah, this is Mario! Yeah, your plant formula worked! Well, that's the problem! It worked too good!''"
*"''Yeah, Doc! Yeah, yeah! Your formula turned Mama's puny little plant, into a Botanical Bigfoot! What should I do?''"
*"''Try askin' him to let you go!''"
*"''Yeah... Didn't work, Doc! Really? Okay! Try tickling him!''"
*"''Okay, Doc, okay! Try teasin' him!''"
*"''Yeah, forget it, Doc! He hates Henny Youngman! Well? The plant's holdin' him! Okay, Doc! Okay! Try dancing!''"
*"''Ye-yes? Are you sure?''"
*"''He said run!''"
*"''RUUUUUUN!!!''"
*"''Luigi, what are we gonna do?''"
*"''Good idea!''"
*"''If he doesn't let's hope we look good in green.''"
*"''Yeah! Get us outta this!''"
*"''Don't worry about me!''"
*"''What happened?''"
*"''Why did you do that, Doc? I had him right where I wanted him!''"
*"''{*with Luigi and Dr. Toby*} Do the Mario!''"

===Fred Van Winkle===
*"''Heat it up! Watch out! You're gonna get clonked in the head!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Who said that?''"
*"''Huh? Just remember- Wait! Luigi, c'mere! I wanna to you for a minute! Well, what is he talkin' about?''"
*"''Well, what is he, Looney Toons?''"
*"''Hi, Fred! How ya doin'?''"
*"''No, no, no! Not exactly! It's a toy! You make pictures on it!''"
*"''No, no! That's a, uh...a phone line for the Martians!''"
*"''I can't help you if he doesn't know a joke, a good joke when he hears one, Luigi.''"
*"''You hope something's (unintelligible), Luigi? You're right! We're gonna have our phone cut off!''"
*"''So much for modern science!''"
*"''Oh, yeah! This is my favorite blue shirt!''"
*"''If I'm gonna show you the town, you gotta look good!''"
*"''Well, what do you expect? He hasn't eaten in 60 years!''"
*"''We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'''"
*"''We call that, 'Meatball Stain!'''"
*"''We call that, 'Mustard!'''"
*"''Hey, wait a minute! Where you goin'?''"
*"''Hey, wait a minute! That's 8 years! Hey! Where you going with my clothes?!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! {*with Luigi and Fred Van Winkle*} Do the Mario!''"

===Baby Mario Love===
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I just took you for a crawl! Ah, take it easy! You know, Luigi, I've been thinking. I mean, our lives are dull! They lack glamour, glitz, and that certain je ne sais pas!''"
*"''Oh, hi, Susanna!''"
*"''Sure!''"
*"''Well, how can we help?''"
*"''Oh, boy. This dress just doesn't fit!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!''"
*"''How do you stand in these high heels?''"
*"''Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!''"
*"''Hey, I wish Mama could see us like this!''"
*"''We're ready!''"
*"''Look at us! What do you think?''"
*"''When he's right, he's right!''"

===9001: A Mario Odyssey===
*"''So, Einster, what about the pizzas?''"
*"''I knew I liked computers!''"
*"''Well, this pizza's gonna be gone real quick!''"
*"''Hey, HAL! I'd also like a baloney pizza!''"
*"''Sure ain't the kind of baloney they have at the store!''"
*"''Well, there's no sense in wasting pizza.''"
*"''Do they make white baloney?''"
*"''A dog biscuit pizza?''"
*"''While we figure out what to do with the dog bone pizza, you can watch the exciting scenes, from the next episodes of the Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Woof! Woof! Woof!''"
*"''Okay, I'll keep you covered!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Yes, HAL! We're under your spell!''"
*"''I don't know! I've got the strong urge to eat a nurse's shoe!''"
*"''What horrible pizza?''"
*"''{*with Luigi and Einstein*} Do the Mario!

===Fake Bro===
*"''Wrench!''"
*"''Screwdriver!''"
*"''Rag!''"
*"''Stranger!''"
*"''Who are you?''"
*"''Are you kidding?''"
*"''Family?''"
*"''Hey, welcome back, brother!''"
*"''We need some time to find a good lawyer!''"
*"''But wait a minute, Luigi! Pietro's our older brother!''"
*"''Wait wait wait a minute! That's not fair!''"
*"''Ah! That's more like it!''"
*"''Wait, well wait a minute! Pietro, where are you going? I mean, it's a family crisis!''"
*"''Hey, wait wait wait wait wait! Wait a minute! What are you laughin' about? What are you laughin' about? We owe about 1,000,000 dollars in taxes!''"
*"''You mean we (unintelligible stammering)?''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! You're smart!''"
*"''Whoa! Wait wait wait a minute! No no no no no! 70 for YOU, 30 for ME!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Pietro*) Do the Mario!''"

===Time Out Luigi===
*"''We don't want nothin'!''"
*"''No, no, no, no, no, I want one that works a hundred percent!''"
*"''How much for a painting with a 40-year-old baby face?''"
*"''Oh sure, bargain! No wonder! Heh! You just bought a watch that runs backwards!''"
*"''I mean, what's wrong with you, Luigi? Ever since you bought that watch from that strange lady, you've been doin' everything backwards! You've been walking backwards! You've been talking backwards! I mean, you've been eating backwards! I mean, eh, take a look at you! You're even dressin' backwards!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah! There you go again! Everything backwards!''"
*"''Oh, wait a minute! I'm beginning to get it! You said, "What am I deaf? I said I'm fine!" Luigi, what do you have? A fever?''"
*"''Alright! "Prove it to me, jog around the room!"''"
*"''Oh! It must be that strange watch! I'm gonna take it off and throw it into the furnace! YEOOOOWWWW!!! It must be possessed! I've got to find Angelica, or put Luigi in a backwards folk's home!''"
*"''That's pitiful, Luigi! What's gonna make you normal again?''"
*"''Luigi, I found Angelica!''"
*"''Yeah, but he's eatin' breakfast at 5:00 in the afternoon, and he's been doin' everything backwards!''"
*"''Angelica, we want you to take the watch back.''"
*"''$10?! You crook!''"
*"''Okay! Luigi, give her the watch!''"
*"''Onions? Hahahahahaha! Oooh, I feel dizzy. Phew! That was strange and mysterious alright.''"
*"''(in reverse) Till next time, everyone! (*with Luigi and Angelica*) Mario the Do!''"

===Tutti Frutti, oh Mario/Tutti Frutti Mario===
*"''Hey, Luigi!''"
*"''Will you change the mirror in here?''"
*"''What noise?''"
*"''Wait, wait! That sound's not comin' from the Ratigator!''"
*"''Hey, leave Clog alone! It ain't him!''"
*"''Ghassan! It ain't a bird! It ain't a plane! It's-It's...Little Robert!''"
*"''Hey! Little Robert will be here any minute! What are ya doin', Luigi?''"
*"''But he's comin' to eat Italian, not to sing!''"
*"''Comin'!''"
*"''WOO! Leave and run! OOOOOHO! Oh my!''"
*"''Hey, he didn't speak! C'mon! You're givin' me the heebie jeebies! Uh, I'd like you to meet uh, my brother! Long tall Luigi!''"
*"''Ya mind if I ask-''"
*"''We're ready!''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ Spumoni! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ Otomi! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ Oh, Mario! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ Oh, Mario! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ Oh, Mario! ♪''"
*"''So, what do you think, Little Robert? I mean, oh man, cause you're little?''"
*"''I hope you don't consider this an imposition!''"
*"''Well, sure! Bless! Here! Hoo! Wait just a minute here! Take this with you!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Little Robert*) Do the Mario!''"

===Flower Power===
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!''"
*"''Come on! Please?''"
*"''Well?''"
*"''I knew it! It's the secret ingredients that did it!''"
*"''Yeah! I used seeds!''"
*"''They were dehydrated vegetable seeds!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Oh, I m-mean uh, nothing! What could be wrong? Uh, I mean, uh, everything's fine! Especially your neck!''"
*"''If it makes you feel better, it's matching your coveralls!''"
*"''Don't worry! This time, I'll get it!''"
*"''Can I help you?''"
*"''I called Old McDonald's farm!''"
*"''What's wrong?''"
*"''No! They don't look ripe yet!''"
*"''Thanks, Young McDonald! While you're here, would you mind taking a look at the sick carrots at the tub garden?''"
*"''Uh oh! They grew back again!''"
*"''While you watch some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda, I'll pick some vegetables!''"
*"''Have you found anything?''"
*"''He-hey! It's not my fault! It's yours! You ate it!''"
*"''Is so!''"
*"''Is so!''"
*"''Is so!''"
*"''A rose? Hey! Wait a minute! I got a rose! Here you go, Luigi!''"
*"''What's Roseitis?''"
*"''Oh, well. I guess we'll have to look at the bright side!''"
*"''Well, you smell better than you've smelt in a long time!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (with Luigi and Young McDonald) Do the Mario!''"

===Vampire Until Ready===
*"''Don't get yourself worked up, Luigi! He said that he'd be here after dark! It's just a matter of a patience, disciplines, and manners!''"
*"''Freeze, Luigi! We got him!''"
*"''Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah! The ol' bat's gone! Yeah, yeah! He just, uh, took off!''"
*"''I'm bluffin'! It's a...a Brooklyn joke!''"
*"''I got him! I got him!''"
*"''Presto! No bat!''"
*"''Finally! The exterminator!''"
*"''Oh, well, you're a little late, but I did your job! Here you go!''"
*"''Where is he? What?''"
*"''There he is! He's here! He's here!''"
*"''He's here! He's over here!''"
*"''Did you see him? He was just here!''"
*"''Right there!''"
*"''There he is! He's here! There he is! He's here! Oh, he's here! He's there! He's right there!''"
*"''He was here! He was right here a minute ago!''"
*"''Huh! Some exterminator!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Shush! You'll scare him away!''"
*"''I got him! I got him! He's here! I can't get him! Wait, wait! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yes!''"
*"''Hey, why did you do all this?''"
*"''Hey! You don't have to do all that goofy changing-into-a-bat stuff to be friends with us! I mean uh, uh we'll be your friend!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and the Exterminator*) Do the Mario!''"

===Heart Throb===
*"''Whoa! You're a... You're a...''"
*"''No problem, Rob! Get behind me! I'll hide you!''"
*"''Believe me! I got ya covered!''"
*"''Don't worry, Rob! He does that every time a teen heartthrob hides in our basement.''"
*"''Hey, Rob! I didn't know you played the guitar!''"
*"''No problem, Rob. Our basement is your basement. Uh, pass me a napkin, would ya?''"
*"''Very good!''"
*"''So?''"
*"''You know something? You're right! Please!''"
*"''See? What did I tell you?''"
*"''Sure! Have mine! Oh, come on! Come on! Come on, Robbie! Come on!''"
*"''While Rob's getting ready to face the mob, why don't you watch these exciting new scenes from the next Legend of Zelda?''"
*"''You look great!''"
*"''Take care, Rob!''"
*"''Hey, hey! Where are you going?''"
*"''Well, I guess being famous keeps you in good shape.''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Rob Stone*) Do the Mario!''"

===Fortune Teller===
*"''We didn't win the church raffle in this spot, so that's not the lucky spot. That's the lucky spot!''"
*"''What's that? Haha! Right here! It's the Big Time Celebrity Prize Sweepstake Giveaway! Now, let me tell you what we're gonna win: The 3rd prize, is an all-expense paid trip to Italy with Sophia Loren!''"
*"''Now 2nd prize, is a tour of Hollywood, California, with Anette Funicello!''"
*"''That's the same one! The 1st prize, an evening on the town with Madonna!''"
*"''Now the grand prize, is milk and cookies with...Scott Baio?''"
*"''Plus, there's a bunch of other consolation prizes that'll be announced next month! Hey, I know we're gonna win, I just don't know WHAT we're gonna win.''"
*"''Fortune teller? That's it! Someone who can look into the future!''"
*"''Fortune cookies! Fortune hunters! Wheel of Fortune! Here we are! Fortune tellers!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Or? Or?''"
*"''What is it?''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Yes? Yes?''"
*"''Will we win a prize from the Big Time Celebrity Prize Sweepstake Giveaway?''"
*"''Wow! A date with a mysterious beautiful woman?''"
*"''No, no. We're pizzatarians!''"
*"''Ciao!''"
*"''Let's see what the consolation prize is!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''Madam AGoGo? Oh no! Some consolation.''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Madam AGoGo*) Do the Mario!''"

===The Magic Love===
Note that the dialogue listed here has been translated from the German dub of the episode.

*"''But don't make any pie with this apple! If a girl eats it, she will think I'm the prettiest guy ever!''"
*"''Very funny! The gypsy lady who gave it to me said it was magical!''"
*"''Hey, listen! If Mad Donna my dream girl eats this, she would think I'm the prettiest guy on Earth! But it will not work on a lovesick fool like me.''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Mad Donna! How does Luigi always know? What are you doing here?''"
*"''Sure!''"
*"''Well, in that case, let's order some pizza!''"
*"''You think it's fun to be a famous singer?''"
*"''Oh boy! Wait until Luigi hears about this! Hey, Luigi! Come here!''"
*"''I have fantastic news!''"
*"''Yes! You're looking at my future wife! Mario and Mad Donna are engaged!''"
*"''My cutie! What's the matter?''"
*"''Oh no! It was just a joke! Please calm down! I'm so sorry!''"
*"''You stay here, my cutie, while I go pack for our honeymoon!''"
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''Would you do me a favor and keep my fiancé company while I go pack for our honeymoon?''"
*"''Niagara Falls!''"
*"''Why don't you go and ask her?''"
*"''{*with Luigi and Mad Donna*} Do the Mario!''"

===Little Marios===
*"''Really!''"
*"''Why are you runnin' away from home?''"
*"''You know, Brian, I've been thinking. No matter how bad you think things are, you don't wanna run away. Trust me on this!''"
*"''Brian, you may not believe this, but when Luigi and I were kids, I ran away from home.''"
*"''Why, I remember! It was like yesterday!''"
*"''I beat ya! I beat ya! I beat ya!''"
*"''But, Mama! You already grounded me five times this week!''"
*"''Oh, Mama! No! Not the garlic! It makes me smell so bad even I don't want to play with me! Are you happy now? There she goes! She's punishing me again and I- You always get me punished! I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna run away from home!''"
*"''I'm gonna run away from home! I wanna run away from home!''"
*"''I'm so scared, maybe I shouldn't run away from home! I know! I'll do what I do, whenever I'm scared! Watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Oh, no! And little did I know that back home, the hearts of my poor family were breaking.''"
*"''Mama! I'm sorry I ran away from home! You're probably worried sick!''"
*"''Mama! Did you miss me?''"
*"''Oh, Mama!''"
*"''What was that for, Mama?''"
*"''Boy, I remember it like it was yesterday!''"
*"''Yeah, but have you learned a lesson, Brian?''"
*"''That's right! Heeheehee! That's right, Brian!''"
*"''Okay, Brian! Good luck!''"
*"''Take care, Brian!''"
*"''Watch the cars!''"
*"''Nice kid!''"
*"''Sure, my brother! What a nice guy! I'm sure! More pizza. Where's the pizza?''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Brian Bonsall*) Do the Mario!''"

===Gorilla My Dreams===
*"''Hey, Luigi!''"
*"''Have you seen my boxer shorts?''"
*"''Thanks.''"
*"''Boy, I can hardly wait to wear my bunny suit!''"
*"''Hey, I'd better make sure the rest of the suit fits me because I've gained a pound or two!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! Whoa! Luigi, look at me! Look at my bunny suit! Hey, Luigi! Where are ya? Look at this! Hey, Luigi!''"
*"''Luigi, what's the matter with you? Look at all this mess! Look at that ugly suit! Come on! Clean it up! Clean it up, Luigi! Don't gimme no lip!''"
*"''Luigi, you in there? Whoa! Whoa! You better do somethin' about that breath!''"
*"''Ohhhh! That did it, Luigi! That did it! You're gonna get it, Luigi! I'm gonna get you and run you right through the door! *stammers* Luigi! Aaaaaah!''"
*"''Okay, okay! So, it's not an ugly suit!''"
*"''You know something, Luigi? I'm not even gonna talk to ya after the way you tossed me into that brick wall. And beside that, I was picking concrete out of my hair for an hour and a half!''"
*"''You look terrible, okay? Beside that, you make a lousy gorilla!''"
*"''You know something? That reminds me. I gotta find new bunny ears.''"
*"''I gotta find my bunny ears! Alright, alright! Luigi, you clean up this mess around here. It looks terrible and I'm gonna go look for my bunny ears, alright? Clean up the garbage! Go ahead!''"
*"''Watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda! Me and Luigi will be right back! Uh, Luigi? Me and- We'll be right back!''"
*"''This is terrible! I've used up fourteen pounds of bananas, and I still don't know which one of you is Luigi!''
*"''Yeah! It could be a trick! And besides, you ate the bananas! But the real Luigi can fix these pipes!''"
*"''Hey, we don't have a lotta time! Let's get this done without any monkey business! Monkey business?''"
*"''Hey! Brother or not, fella, you're hired!''"
*"''Then what am I gonna do? Let see here... Just a minute. Ah, wait a minute! I got a question here, that only Luigi would know! How many warts...on Mama Mario's nose?''"
*"''Hey! We're not talkin' about the one on her chin! Ah! I give up! You two guys work it out! I'm goin' to the ball.''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

===George Washington Slept Here===
*"''It's essential. I mean, trust me!''"
*"''A discriminating meatball! I mean, all those folks will hear about this place, and the bugs will come rollin' in!''"
*"''Hey! By putting up a sign, of the George Washington slept here! Here!''"
*"''Yeah, but he ain't woulda say nothin'!''"
*"''Luigi, (unintelligible)? Uh, general, sir! Come make yourself at home! I mean, get comfortable!''"
*"''If we can make him sleep, then we ain't lyin'!''"
*"''Your eyes are getting tired! You're getting heavy! You're getting sleepy! Luigi, help me!''"
*"''Luigi! I think it's workin'!''"
*"''Some mercy! I could change the sign!''"
*"''What?! Please, general! I promise I won't lie anymore, general!''"
*"''That's right! I won't lie anymore, general!''"
*"''Get us out!''"
*"''I had a horrible dream about Washington!''"
*"''He was in this... I was in it, we were in it, I mean, we're in it, and then we're in, and the-''"
*"''George Washington?''"
*"''Yeah, yeah. Never again. Another dream? I was in it, you were in it, under the water headfirst! Whoa! Whoa! That was cold!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and George Washington*) Do the Mario!''"

===Caught in a Draft===
*"''Okay, Luigi. I'm tightenin' the prestoris!''"
*"''I can hold it with this. I'll put it down on top.''"
*"''Who's there?''"
*"''Did you hear that, Luigi? The sergeant's gonna give us a test, to see if we're trustworthy!''"
*"''You sure have a way with words, seargeant, sir!''"
*"''I'd rather be eatin' pizza pie!''"
*"''I don't know why he won't make up his mind!''"
*"''Good idea! You go to the parade!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Keep your seat, don't get no snack! After seeing some Zelda, we'll be right back!''"
*"''One, two!''"
*"''Torture me and I'll tell you everything I know!''"
*"''Sure! Plumber's honor!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Sgt. Slaughter*) Do the Mario!''"

===Defective Gadgetry===
*"''How does he always know?''"
*"''Well, I hope it's not that magazine guy!''"
*"''Well, no problem, Gadget! Come back in an hour!''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''Yes, I am, Dr. Luigi!''"
*"''What was that for?''"
*"''Okay, doctor!''"
*"''Not me, doctor.''"
*"''Ho! Now what do we do?''"
*"''Mrs. Periwinkle's goldfish, Kenneth! Uh oh!''"
*"''To you, doctor!''"
*"''Yes, sir!''"
*"''Patient thrift!''"
*"''Perfect!''"
*"''Hey, doctor!''"
*"''Cleanliness!''"
*"''Scerfyalator!''"
*"''Stewren!''"
*"''Thank you.''"
*"''Tramper!''"
*"''Stickyalator!''"
*"''What're you sayin', Inspector? Huh?''"
*"''Those spare parts you come up with, Luigi, is just what we need! I think we're ready for a bench check!''"
*"''And here's your 30-day parts and label warranty! Just don't run over any nails!''"
*"''I don't think so!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Inspector Gadget*) Do the Mario!''"

===Toupee===
*"''(with Luigi) I'll get it!''"
*"''Evicted any old ladies lately?''"
*"''No, it's not!''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Hey, inspector!''"
*"''I am!''"
*"''I am! I am!''"
*"''Inspector!''"
*"''Well, actually, it was our-''"
*"''Hey! When things are right, they're right!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Inspector Klean*) Do the Mario!''"

===The Artist===
*"''Mario Brothers Plumbing! Yeah! You clog 'em, we clear 'em! Hello? What? Are you kidding? Alright, I'll tell him! I'l tell him! I'll tell him! Goodbye!''"
*"''I can't believe it! He said you won the art contest! The man said you drew the best Tippy Turtle ever! In other words, he's comin' over right here now! The instructor; he wants you to meet him in person!''"
*"''The best ever, he said!''"
*"''Right over here to our place!''"
*"''Wow! We got a visitor comin' over here! I gotta clean my hands! I gotta wash up!''"
*"''It was really nothin'!''"
*"''I am?''"
*"''Let's watch some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Vinny, baby! To me, art is like a big hairball caught in a drain!''"
*"''Lesson number one: Not only should art look good, but it should taste good!''"
*"''True, Luigi, but the V-man has woken up my hidden talent!''"
*"''I agree!''"
*"''Money? Sure, no problem! How much?''"
*"''WHAT?! Are you crazy?!''"
*"''Wait wait wait wait wait! What about my painting! You know I was a genius! Oh, this art business is so fickle!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah! Well, I'm sorry about acting like I-I-I-I kn-knew what I was doing!''"
*"''Yeah, really? What?''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Vincent Van Gook*) Do the Mario!''"

===Zenned Out Mario===
*"''Nobody's gettin' through this door!''"
*"''It's security! Ehh, T-Tulio the Human Wrench is out to get me!''"
*"''Yeah. You know, I thought his sister was kinda cute, so I asked her out!''"
*"''Yeah, well, uhhh, so think of these locks as uh, pretzel insurance!''"
*"''Tulio wants to turn me into an S-Trap, and you call it my lucky day?''"
*"''Are you talkin' about the famous spirit who helps people, uh, that are about to get pounded?''"
*"''Whoa! And does he appear in the mirror at times?''"
*"''And I thought I was going nuts! Ohhhhhh, Obi-Wan Cannoli! Woooow, you're my only hope!''"
*"''I need your help because...because, uh...uh...this guy's gonna turn me into a-a-a Coney Island pretzel, and a-a-a soft pretzel at that! I mean, uh, so what-what-a... What's my first lesson? I mean, do I bite off the tops of the soft ba- soft cap bottles? Uh, do I twist uh, coins with my teeth? Or do I beat up on little guys?''"
*"''Here goes nothing!''"
*"''Pasta fagioli!''"
*"''Tulio has a blowtorch with my name on it, and you're making me stand around like a garden decoration!''"
*"''As soon as I figure out what you're sayin', I'm sure I'll feel much better!''"
*"''You klutz! You ruined my stork pose!''"
*"''Hey! Who would hurt someone on crutches? Not even Tulio!''"
*"''(in a lady voice) Uh, Mario's not here!''"
*"''Oh, thank you, Obi-Wan! H-How did you do it?''"
*"''What should I have learnt from this Obi-Wan Cannoli?''"
*"''What does that mean?''"
*"''I love you, Luigi, ahhhh, my brother! Boy, you're a good guy!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Obi-Wan Cannoli*) Do the Mario!''"

===Texas Tea===
*"''I'm tellin' ya... Ah, boy, Luigi! These knives couldn't cut jello! I mean, we need to buy new ones!''"
*"''Yeeeaaah, you're right. No one's havin' plumbing problems anymore. I mean, they don't make those ol' leaky pipes like they used to. You know, if this keeps up, I mean, we're gonna cut down on our overheating!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! By the way, go over and get me a uh, get me a tomato from the tomato garden, will ya?''"
*"''Go ahead! Get me a nice ripe one!''"
*"''Black gold!''"
*"''Take your shoes off and sit a spell!''"
*"''We're filthy rich!''"
*"''I'll try to cap this!''"
*"''Hello! How do you do?''"
*"''Sorry, sir!''"
*"''Ehhh, oh! Look at this here! 250,900, uh... you got uh...46-footer, Luigi. Oh-ho boy! Now what should I get? Should I get a brown one or should I get a blue one?''"
*"''Wait a minute! With the money we're gonna have, maybe I'll buy both!''"
*"''Just relax, Luigi! We have the money! Relax!''"
*"''You know, come to think of it...I mean, it's gonna be great no matter what. No more having to settle for second best. From now on, Luigi, we're gonna do all the best things in life! All the best things that life has to offer, are gonna come to us! Boy, I'm tellin' ya.''"
*"''Yeah. Just picture it now: eatin' pizza in indoor restaurants!''"
*"''Wow! Boy, oh, boy! Mama's gonna be so proud of us! Oh, Luigi! I can't believe it! Oh, boy! This makes me feel good!''"
*"''While we're waiting for Mr. Bull to drop off our checks, why don't you watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda?''"
*"''Ahhh, Luigi, I'm gonna tell ya. I really enjoy our new stye of life.''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''The well!''"
*"''Well?''"
*"''The well! It's dry!''"
*"''Luigi! What's goin' on?''"
*"''Boy, oh, boy! News sure travels fast!''"
*"''A mile away!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Ted Bull*) Do the Mario!''"

===The Great Hereafter===
*"''No, no, Grandma! No, no! Yes, Grandma! No, no! It wasn't me, Grandma! It was Luigi! No! I'm sorry, Grandma! I'm sorry!''"
*"''Grandma! Grandma! I'll let your hair grow back you want!''"
*"''I'm tellin' you, Luigi! She was right here! It's as plain as the nose on your face! Ooh! The nose on my face!''"
*"''But, I'm tellin' you! Grandma was here! I can feel it, Luigi! I can feel, like, back in the old days when she used to cover me! (quiety) I'm tellin' ya...''"
*"''You mean...?''"
*"''If that's the confusing part, she stands right here, and she talks to me, and she's shakin' her finger at me, but the words! They were all fuzzy! Why don't we call that psycho lady?''"
*"''No! The old lady d-d-d with evil eye! She can tell fortunes, and she could tell things before they happen!''"
*"''Nah, I don't want that! I want-I want romance!''"
*"''I don't want that!''"
*"''No, really, really! All I've done is a busted flush.''"
*"''But, Grandma's...''"
*"''Okay! All said! I ain't got nothin' in my head! Okay. Okay.''"
*"''Grandma Mario! I was named after her!''"
*"''Can we get back to the-to what we're talkin' about here to Grandma? I mean, we're talkin' about this one's here! Let's go!''"
*"''Sounds like the-the presence could use a little bit of practice!''"
*"''She's baaaaaaaack!''"
*"''Newark?''"
*"''Cr-Crazy lady! Are you in there?''"
*"''Gramma's spirit is free at last!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and the Old Psychic Lady*) Do the Mario!''"

===The Painting===
*"''Yeah, we've got so much junk down here, it's a wonder we can find anything! Like lunch! Let's take a pizza break!''"
*"''Oooh! It must've been here for ages!''"
*"''Yeah, and then we should find out how much it's worth!''"
*"''You know, uh, I hope this guy you called knows something about this painting!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Uh, right this way, Howard!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah! But how much can we get for the frame?''"
*"''I can't believe we're gonna be so rich!''"
*"''A hundred zillion dollars? What are you gonna buy, Luigi?''"
*"''The world's largest pizza, with extra cheese!''"
*"''Good joke, Howard!''"
*"''As long it's not a phony!''"
*"''All these names! These names! I'm confused! D-Did you say 'Da Vinci Mahony?'''"
*"''But how could you tell it was-a Da Vinci Mahoney?''"
*"''Okay! We don't have to have a hundred zillion dollars on the nose!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) We'll take it!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Howard Stevens*) Do the Mario!''"

===Game Show Host===
*"''Whoa! It's gettin' up there!''"
*"''Right, Luigi!''"
*"''Oh boy...''"
*"''Okay, open it up... Okay, okay.''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Oh no, Luigi! Oh, Luigi! Are you alright? Luigi, are you alright? Luigi! Please talk to me! Oh... Now what should I do?''"
*"''Luigi! Thank goodness you're alive!''"
*"''Show? What show? What do you mean?''"
*"''Luigi! What're you yappin' about?''"
*"''I don't believe it! He thinks he's some sort of a-a game show host!''"
*"''I mean, Jim Lange, man, thanks! I really appreciate ya comin' over! I need your help!''"
*"''Well, it's something about my-my-my, uh, brother Luigi. I mean, somethin' happened to him.''"
*"''B-B-But, Jim. What about my brother Luigi?''"
*"''I hope Jim Lange can cure Luigi. In the meantime, let's watch scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Ohhh... Well, I just don't know what to do, Jim. I can't believe I gotta go through life with a brother who constantly, uh, checks index for-for-for the correct answer!''"
*"''Jim, Jim, Jim! Just a minute! We don't got time for that! I mean, oh man, if only I would listened to my brother Luigi and uh, and fixed the furnace myself...none of this woulda happened!''"
*"''Oooh, Luigi! Are you in there?''"
*"''He's cured! Jim Lange!''"
*"''I can't believe it! Thanks, Jim Lange! You're the greatest game show host in the world! In the universe! In the galaxy, even!''"
*"''Sure!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Jim Lange*) Do the Mario!''"

===Home Radio===
*"''Boy, I love that song!''"
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Yyyyyyyyes!''"
*"''Oooh, Luigi! We better start practicin'!''"
*"''Let's get to work and start practicing, my beautiful great brother!''"
*"''From Brooklyn.''"
*"''Mario Mario here, talking to you, from our apartment, in a subterranean uh, level in Brooklyn!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah... My throat hurts, too. But we gotta keep practicing. Otherwise, we won't make...a good impression...on Wonderful Wacky Willy White.''"
*"''Yeah, go ahead.''"
*"''Thanks...Wonderful Wacky Willy White.''"
*"''It's all our throats! It's just, I guess that we uh...practiced too much!''"
*"''Hello? Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just a minute! It's for you.''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Willy White*) Do the Mario!''"

===Glasnuts===
*"''This is good! This is good! Who does he think he's foolin'? Gimme the phone!''"
*"''Hello? Yes, Mr. President! Uh, I've got a little question to ask you, sir! Is your refrigerator running? ...It is? Well then you'd better catch it!''"
*"''Pretty funny, huh, Luigi?''"
*"''You're not Rali!''"
*"''Yeah, but if Uncle Tony comes, he'll eat more than his share and we'll have to order more pizza!''"
*"''Hey! You're messin' with Mama's special recipe!''"
*"''That looks like baby grapes! Excuse me, Premier.''"
*"''You know somethin', Luigi? He may know a lot about knowin' the narration, but he don't know nothin' about makin' pizza!''"
*"''It's bubblin' like pizza, but I don't know about this-this caviar and this borscht! Hey, Luigi. I tell you the truth. I'm worried!''"
*"''C'mon! Lemme take ya to Yankee Stadium! I'l buy you one of them all-american hot dogs!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! He likes it!''"
*"''Hey, Gorbi!''"
*"''Will your pizza party deliver?''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Mikhail S. Gobrachev*) Do the Mario!''"

===Treasure of the Sierra Brooklyn===
Note that most of the dialogue listed here has been translated from the German dub of the episode.

*"''Yeah?''"
*"''I almost got it, just hang on. I got it, I got it! Yes, it's soft (unintelligible)! Now... Yes, I got it! I got it! Now, lets see. Do you know what this is? A treasure map of our apartment!''"
*"''Yes!''"
*"''This is an old document...''"
*"''Good, keep reading!''"
*"''One... Two... Three! Okay!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) One... Two... Three... ahhh!''"
*"''Ahhh, this is ridiculous, Luigi! That a treasure should be buried here in our apartment is complete nonsense! I'm done!''"
*"''Good idea! I have his number on the little blue Gadget Hat here!''"
*"''Calm down, I'll read! 5...5...5...''"
*"''5...1...2...3...4! 8...6...8...9... Oh!''"
*"''Yeah, right under us!''"
*"''Inspector Gadget!''"
*"''Um...does he mean this by "always the same"?''"
*"''You're brilliant, Luigi! You fixed the inspector's mallet!''"
*"''This is just not safe, Luigi, he's tearing the whole house down!''"
*"''Maybe the treasure is right under you, inspector!''"
*"''It happens to the best of us, inspector. Maybe you should get your oil filter changed again. Easy...easy!''"
*"''Be careful, Luigi!''"
*"''Find anything?''"
*"''Here! Here it is!''"
*"''Oh, Luigi... That's no treasure box, you dimbulb! It's the fuse box!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"

===Adee Don't===
*"''♪ We're really fast and very cheap cause we're the Mario Bros.! ♪''"
*"''There! If that doesn't drum up business, nothin' will!''"
*"''But relax! It's only gonna be seen in Brooklyn!''"
*"''Yeah, yeah. But relax, because I got TV's Tawny Tyler, comin' over here to help us out!''"
*"''Whoa! Tawny Tyler! Thanks for coming to help us out!''"
*"''That's right!''"
*"''♪ For super clogs and toilet blogs, don't call your dog or mo-ther! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) ♪ ...cause we're the Mario Bro-thers.! ♪''"
*"''OK, I'm ready! I'm...I'm a...''"
*"''Oh! Thanks! I needed that! Lights! Camera! Action!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Tawny Tyler*) Do the Mario!''"

===Chippie Chipmunks===
*"''Wait a minute, Luigi! I mean, they are not silly! I mean, they're loyal, and they're kind, they do good deeds... I mean, these are great guys! And besides, that they eat a balanced breakfast!''"
*"''Mr. Gibbel!''"
*"''Come in! I can't believe it, Mr. Gibbel! Whew! This is my brother Luigi! *pant pant* Luigi, this is Mr. Gibbel!''"
*"''WOOO! Chipmunk of the Month! Unreal! WOOOOOO!''"
*"''Ehhh.... But, for a whole day?''"
*"''Oh, I'll do my best, Mr. Gibbel!''"
*"''Here's your soda pop. Luigi, I've done all the chores, I've cleaned up the house, I fixed- I fluffed up your pillow, I've turned around and done the dishes, I've put out the garbage, I've done the laundry, I turned down the radio, I even tuned in the TV. Now can I please take a rest, please?''"
*"''A foot massage? Are you crazy, Luigi? What do I look like, your personal servant?''"
*"''Oh yeah?''"
*"''Oh yeah?''"
*"''What the... There's gotta be a better way to be Munk of the Month!''"
*"''Mr. Gibbel! I'm sorry! I didn't see ya come in!''"
*"''I'm tired, Mr. Gibbel. Very tired.''"
*"''Oh, no! D-d-don't tell me I'm not the Munk of the Month!''"
*"''Luigi! Wha- Luigi! What are you laughin' about, Luigi?''"
*"''Oh, yeah yeah yeah! Yeah, I fed you grapes! Another Act of Goodness, I got your newspaper! And the big one, I-I rubbed your feet! Massaged your feet!''"
*"''But you wanna know somethin', Luigi? I got one more, Act of Goodness left!''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Mr. Gibbel*) Do the Mario!''"

===A Basement Divided===
*"''Great.''"
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called, the uh, pizza box. It was discovered by the ancient Romans, heheh! To keep pizza warm, and to keep their chariots from gettin' all funky.''"
*"''Well, I was gonna get it.''"
*"''Hey, what's the matter? You're grouchy! I mean, what, what, what? You didn't have your nap or what?''"
*"''What? Hey! Wait a minute. What's goin' on here?''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''Yeah.''"
*"''What?''"
*"''Hey! Cause I'm sick of not being able to use half the room! So I say we need family therapy!''"
*"''No no no! I don't think so!''"
*"''Or you slobs should watch too, but...with dirty clothes on the floor?''"
*"''Oh! Hey, none for me! I mean thanks! I mean, who needs a couch, a TV, or uh food...''"
*"''Whew! I guess I'm seeing things. Oh... This is torture, Luigi! Look! I give up!''"
*"''Oh, Luigi, come on!''"
*"''Okay, okay, Luigi! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Tell me what to do, okay? I'll do!''"
*"''Okay.''"
*"''I, Mario, do solemnly swear...''"
*"''To never leave garbage lying around...''"
*"''That practically makes other people barf.''"
*"''And to not be a humongous disgustoid...''"
*"''And instead...''"
*"''Be a lousy stinkin' clean bee. I did it, I did it, alright!''"
*"''Okay, Luigi. Thanks!''"
*"''Okay, Luigi. I promise.''"
*"''Ah, I'm starvin'!''"
*"''Okay, Luigi... Okay, okay... ...Where's the parmesan cheese? Oh!''"
*"''Uh oh!''"
*"''(*with Luigi and Doc Freud*) Do the Mario!''"

===No Way to Treat a Queenie===
*"''Wait, wait! Hold it! Hold it! So, you finally went cuckoo, huh?''"
*"''Naah, no, no, no, no Queen of England's gonna come here to Brooklyn. Come on!''"
*"''Heh! First of all, she's high to do. I mean, she's fancy, she's a bigwig, (stammers) she is a queen, and she's not gonna worry about little people like you and me! I mean especially, little people like you, y'know?''"
*"''I mean, guys... They're not curtsey! They bow, like this. Watch.''"
*"''Only if you can't back up.''"
*"''Whaaooooooaa!''"
*"''Forget about it. The Queen's not gonna meet you, c'mon.''"
*"''Quite!''"
*"''Quite!''"
*"''Yes, your royal highness!''"
*"''Well, okay, your highness! Right through the door, and down the hall!"'
*"''(*with Luigi*) Your majesty! Yo!''"
*"''Your majesty, what should someone do to feel like a king and queen?''"
*"''Yeah, why don'tcha sit down and put your feet up, Queenie?''"
*"''Thank you, your mountainous majesty!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''So...well, Luigi, she might not have been a good queen, but she sure makes a mean fish and chips pizza!''"
*"''Thank you, Sir Luigi!''"

===Pizza Crush===
*"''Nothin' like a little music to eat pizza by!''"
*"''Oh, you again!''"
*"''Whoa, thank you!''"
*"''Well, she's Jodie! She's the new delivery girl at the pizzeria, and you better cut it out!''"
*"''What do you know? I order a pizza for me! I mean, I eat- I can't eat another bite! Well, maybe just one more bite.''"
*"''You didn't?''"
*"''Whoa! Who ordered all of these?!''"
*"''You're right!''"
*"''Oh, thanks!''"
*"''What?''"
*"''Yeah.''"
*"''You alright, Mario?''"
*"''It was an accident!''"
*"''Why would you believe a big like Jodie? I mean, ehhh... She-she thinks I'm cute!''"
*"''Don't worry about it. I got a plan!''"
*"''I gotta figure it out! Watch!''"
*"''Ahhhh! Thanks, Jodie! I-I-I gottaaaa... (unintelligible) I got a question where my brother wants to know why-why you're keeping all these pizzas.''"
*"''Whoa, kid. She couldn't help herself. She thinks I'm cute.''"
*"''You want a piece of peppermint pizza?''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

===Goodbye Mr. Fish===
*"''OK.''"
*"''Because she wants me to!''"
*"''If I could wear my nose-plugs.''"
*"''Hello, Kenneth! How's it goin'? ...No, you can't have a piggyback ride! ...Sure! I got a meatball right here!''"
*"''Sure! It's easier to digest than a sausage! Hey, Kenneth! Make sure you don't swallow it whole, OK?''"
*"''What am I gonna do about Mrs. Periwinkle?''"
*"''Well, what am I gonna tell her?''"
*"''I'll tell her she's no longer the owner of the goldfish, but the owner of a gold ball.''"
*"''Yo! The Ratagator! Yo, Ratagator! Have you seen any goldfish in the sewer?''"
*"''I'm doomed!''"
*"''I dunno! It was short notice!''"
*"''Me either!''"
*"''We couldn't find a fish, but how about a fish stick?''"
*"''Hiya...Mrs. P.! I'm-I'm sorry! I didn't wanna face you!''"
*"''Well, uh...he sort of, uh........he missed you! Oh thanks, Ratagator! And he's happy to uh...to see you!''"
*"''No, no, no, no, Mrs. P. I-I can't take your money. It was my treat.''"
*"''Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi*) Do the Mario!''"

===French===
*"''Wait a minute! Wait, Luigi! What's the matter with you? Why are you talkin' so goofy?''"
*"''Oh, French! Heheheh! You're tryin' to learn French, huh? But, you can hardly speak English!''"
*"''Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! French or no French, Luigi, no matter what language you spoke, what woman would wanna go out with you?''"
*"''Yeah, sure.''"
*"''Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, will you, Luigi? Will you give it a rest with that French? I mean, you're givin' me a French headache.''"
*"''Didn't I tell you to forget the idea about impressing girls with that, there? It'll never work!''"
*"''No! I took up shop! In fact... (stammering) This French is uh, is Frenching me out! Hey, uh, why don't you go out and uh, impress a buncha girls? Bonne fille!''"
*"''Oh, yeah! Alright! Keep goin'! You know somethin'? Don't come back! Don't come back until you talk like my brother!''"
*"''What am I kiddin'? Heheheh! (unintelligible)''"
*"''Nope! He's not back yet! Hey! Now's a good time to watch some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda! No! There's no French in there at all!''"
*"''I don't see any sign of Luigi.''"
*"''Hey, where's he been all day? I mean, maybe I was a little tough on him with that French stuff.''"
*"''Oh, that must be Luigi!''"
*"''No, I don't.''"
*"''You better believe I am! Let's see... 'Bonjour, Madamoiselle' means uh, 'Good day, Madame.' 'Fromage'. That's 'cheese'. 'Au revoir'. That means 'goodbye'. 'Vache espagno'- My brother called me a Spanish cow?''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Luigi's girlfriend*) Do the Mario!''"

===Two Bums From Brooklyn===
*"''Hey, hey! Luigi! You! You'll never guess who that was on the phone.''"
*"''But how does he always know that?''"
*"''Oh! Hot! Oh! Oh! Oh!''"
*"''Hey. It's obvious Mr. Lasagna comin' over here to recruit one of us for his new Brooklyn Dodgers baseball team.''"
*"''Yeah! And now I'm gonna practice some of my pitches! Alright? Yeah. Oookay, go ahead.''"
*"''Now, first...pay attention. My fastball. You watchin'?''"
*"''Go ahead, Mr. Luigi.''"
*"''YOU'RE OUT!''"
*"''Take it easy. I got plenty more where this came from.''"
*"''Huh? I told ya to hit it over the fence!''"
*"''Mr. Lasagna! Oooh! This is truly an honor!''"
*"''Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute!''"
*"''Who needs him, coach? I can pitch and catch!''"
*"''What does it say?''"
*"''You're safe! He's out cold!''"
*"''Well, what do you think, Mr. Lasagna? Which one of us made the team?''"
*"''You like it?''"
*"''That's the secret ingredient.''"
*"''What are you gonna do, feed 'em to the team?''"
*"''Hey, what about us?''"
*"''Are we talkin' tossin' curveballs, Tossin' fastballs?''"
*"''Get your peanuts, popcorn...''"
*"''It was a warmup!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Till next time, everybody! (Tommy Lasagna joins in) Do the Mario!''"

===Opera===
*"''Sounded like a cat fight.''"
*"''It's Mrs. Gammliss, up in Apartment 5C! She thinks she's an opera singer!''"
*"''Luigi, listen to what her singing does to kids and cows!''"
*"''She's gonna sing the whole opera! What are we gonna do?''"
*"''Luigi!''"
*"''Haven't you got that unclogged yet? You've been workin' on that for days!''"
*"''Ah! Plumber's slinky! Is that it?''"
*"''That does it! I can't take this anymore! Mrs. Gammliss, can ya hear me?''"
*"''Could you please sing a little quieter? My brother and I are trying to live down here!''"
*"''I've got an idea. If it doesn't work, we're gonna have to move.''"
*"''♪ Pleeeease, Mrs. Gaaaammliiiiiss! Stop practicing your siiiiingiiiing! Our brains our oatmeeeeal, and are ears are ringiiiiing! ♪''"
*"''♪ Mmmmmimimimimimimimiiiiiiiii! ♪''"
*"''♪ We'll stop singing if you stop, Mrs. Gaaaaammliiiiiss! ♪''"
*"''(with Luigi) Bravo, maestro!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Yo!''"
*"''I didn't know you could sing that good!''"
*"''I have a voice!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

===Cyrano de Mario===
*"''Any good mail?''"
*"''It does.''"
*"''Gimme a minute here! 'Dear Mario, you may not remember me, but once we were sweethearts.'''"
*"''Gimme the thing and lemme read it, will ya?''"
*"'''Although it was many years ago, I still remember the promise you made me. I'll be in Brooklyn Tuesday. All my love, Roxanne.'''"
*"''Oof! I'm in trouble, Luigi! I'll tell ya I'm in trouble. You gotta help me!''"
*"''Alright, listen to this! One night, long ago, I made a promise to Roxanne...to marry her.''"
*"''Oh, Roxanne! Your eyes are like two of Grandma Mario's special Easter meatballs!''"
*"''Oh, Luigi! I dunno. I just can't do that romantic stuff! I can't talk that way!''"
*"''But I promised her, and I'm not gonna go back on a promise. Luigi, I just-I just don't know what to do about the romantic stuff. I wish there was some way, that you could talk for me.''"
*"''I object! I gotta watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Roxanne!''"
*"''Yeah, it's a long time. Geez. How many years has it been?''"
*"''It sure hasn't been a short, short, short time. Hehey! Roxanne, you look gorgeous!''"
*"''Oh! He's uh, he's not here. He's not around. No-not feeling too well. He's uh, sick. Got the flu.''"
*"''Oh yes, and it sure stand good there, Roxanne! Hey, I know why you're here!''"
*"''Hey, and I'll keep my promise of so long, long ago. Would you mind steppin' this way?''"
*"''Well uhhh, yes, as I was saying... As I was SAYING!''"
*"''*whistle* What a babe!''"
*"''Not that, stupid!''"
*"''What I wanted to say...''"
*"''...was that I thought a bunch about you all these years.''"
*"''Your lips are like two scoops of spumoni.''"
*"''What?''"
*"''With lipstick on it!''"
*"''José!''"
*"''Bathtub?''"
*"''Whew! What a relief! I thought it was about the promise I made to marry you.''"
*"''Hey, of course! Anytime!''"
*"''OK. OK.''"
*"''Bye-bye.''"
*"''She knew all the time.''"
*"''That's right!''"
*"''You were somethin' today!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

===Rowdy Roddy's Rotten Pipes===
*"''Yeah, yeah, yeah! What's the matter, Luigi? I mean, what's the matter?''"
*"''Ah, you meatball! We're plumbers! We don't fix bagpipes!''"
*"''Hey! Vacuum a little bit. It'll relax you while I get the door.''"
*"''Ahhhh, I fixed it with some old junk I had laying around the house.''"
*"''Oh, Luigi! It's not Rowdy Roddy Piper! It's, uh...some hairy lady with a...plaid dress.''"
*"''Hey! I was only kiddin', Roddy! I mean, uh... Well, I'll tell ya the truth! I wouldn't wear a skirt! Uh... Especially uh...in the streets of Brooklyn.''"
*"''Well?''"
*"''Are you kiddin'? Bagpipe music?''"
*"''Here! Maybe this Celtic music will do! How's that, Roddy?''"
*"''Oh, yeah yeah! Here ya are, Roddy! Here! Over here!''"
*"''Are you kidding?''"
*"''You guys pipe down so we can watch some exciting scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Yeah? You go to the garden in a skirt and you're gonna start a fight!''"
*"''Wait, wait, wait! We're just kiddin', Roddy! Just kiddin'! Hurry up with that bagpipe, will ya, Luigi?''"
*"''We aim to please!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

===Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush===
*"''I'm home for Christmas dinner!''"
*"''Boy! It's awful cold out there! But with those all worn out old boots, if I stepped on a dime, I could tell ya if it's heads or tails, if I could find a dime to step on!''"
*"''Okay, okay. Wait...just a minute.''"
*"''It's uh, two garbanzo beans. That's all we could afford! But, don't worry! They plump up when you cook 'em!''"
*"''Stay up in the back, Luigi, and close your eyes.''"
*"''Ehhhh... I got a present for you!''"
*"''You know, I knew you were gonna give somethin' nice for me, so I got a special surprise for you!''"
*"''My special wrench...''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''It's Christmas! I'll get it!''"
*"''Hey, Luigi! Throw another one of those chipped plates outta the table, and tighten up your belt! We got company!''"
*"''Come on, uh, eat up, Nick, old pal! You need your strength! Here, have mine. I'm stuffed!''"
*"''Oh, he's stuffed too!''"
*"''But, Luigi! What are you doin' outside with no boots on?''"
*"''I'd say it was finished.''"
*"''Midnight?!''"
*"''(with Luigi) Presents!''"
*"''What?''"
*"''Oh, here, sir! We got presents for ya, Nick!''"
*"''Merry Christmas, Nick!''"
*"''I know that! I just watch these next exciting scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!''"
*"''Look at this! A note! It says, 'Dear Mario and Luigi: The cops found my transportation, and there was a little something under the seat for you. Merry Christmas! Signed, S.C.''"
*"''(with Luigi) Naaahhhh!''"
*"''Merry Christmas, Luigi!''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Santa Claus*) Do the Mario!''"

===Captain Lou Is Missing===
*"''Oh, boy! I don't believe it!''"
*"''Gee, I hope so. He was the nicest guy in the world!''"
*"''Come in!''"
*"''Aren't you Cyndi Lauper?''"
*"''Oh, rubber bands for his beard!''"
*"''Hey! I'll send them my Jim Nabors tapes!''"
*"''Oh, what a speech! If Captain Lou could hear it! Wow!''"
*"''(with Luigi and the Lou search volunteers) Well?''"
*"''(with Luigi and the Lou search volunteers) Well?''"
*"''No, but we've started some scenes for the next Legend of Zelda! (inaudibly) Woooow!''"
*"''Yeah. If he knew how hard, Cyndi, you tried to find him. I mean, he'd think you were the greatest!''"
*"''Well, Cyndi, at least you knew my hero Captain Lou. If I had the chance...just to meet him once before-''"
*"''Oh, no. The Lou search volunteers ate every bit, but ehh, I'll go out and pick ya out some more, Cyndi, okay? I'll be right back.''"
*"''You're a sweetheart.''"
*"''Until next time, everybody! (with Luigi) Do the Mario!''"

===The Ghoul of my Dreams===
*"''Run, miss! At least walk!''"
*"''Whaa! Don't eat me, monster!''"
*"''No way, Luigi! I'm watchin' 'Movie Macabre', with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!''"
*"''I'm gonna see the lovely heroine; she escapes from the Creature from the Scary Sewers!''"
*"''Okay, Luigi! As Elvira says, 'Unpleasant dreams!'''"
*"''Elvira...the girl of my dreams...my dreams...''"
*"''Elvira! Right down in my dreams!''"
*"''I'm Mario!''"
*"''Your wish is my command!''"
*"''Don't worry, Elvira! I'll save you!''"
*"''Hey, let go! Three hands? No fair!''"
*"''It sure is!''"
*"''Don't feel frightened, Elvira!''"
*"''Luigi's asleep!''"
*"''Hey, now! Go cook up some garlic! It always works in your movies!''"
*"''Hey! Listen, Elvira! Only glad I could meet you, before I croaked!''"
*"''Elvira! We'll never beat time!''"
*"''No, because I'm outta subway pokers!''"
*"''Oh! His bandage is loose! Let's see what kind of a rotten monster creature would do?''"
*"''Elvira! Meet my brother Luigi! Luigi! This is Elvira!''"
*"''Are you nuts, Luigi? I mean, you're gonna hurt somebody! What's wrong with you?''"
*"''What'd you do with Elvira?!''"
*"''She was in a nightmare!''"
*"''(*with Luigi*) Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!''"

==Miscellaneous==
*"''Hey, paisanos! It's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!''" - Intro
*"''This episode is brought to you by Domino's Pizza! Nobody Delivers Better!''" - Domino's Pizza ad bumper
*"''Holy cannoli kids, I'm Mario! And I'm telling ya, if you're not watching The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!, you're gonna turn into a Goomba! Don't be the last one on your block to be playing with pasta power. Tune in for the wildest weekday fun in the universe. Join me, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad. We're gonna kick some Koopa!''" - KidsLand commercial
*"''Put down that joystick and get ready to ride! It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! I'm Mario. My brother Luigi and I are hot! Watch us take on the baddest bad guy in town, King Koopa. He's got his hooks out for Princess Toadstool. But we're gonna stop him cold! The Super Mario Brothers Super Show; it's awesome!''" - 1990 Promo
*"''What would you do if you were the victim of a crime? Or saw a crime being committed? First, stay calm, then find a phone and call the police. Tell them your name and where you are, what happened, and if anyone was hurt. If a car was involved, and you saw the license plate, then tell them the numbers you remember. When they arrive, tell them everything! You know the police can't stop crime without your help!''" - Crime PSA
*"''I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill. And if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die. Please.''" - Drug PSA
*"''Have '''you''' been fingerprinted yet? It's fun, and it's free, and best of all, if anything should ever happen to you, it will help the police if they need to search for you. No one has the fingerprints like yours because everyone's fingerprints are different. You can fingerprinted at any police station. Ask your parents to take you today, and you'll feel safer and so will they!''" - Fingerprinting PSA
*"''Do you know someone that owns a gun? Or a knife? Remember, guns and knives aren't toys. They can hurt people or even kill them. It could happen to your best friend, or you! Even if you think the gun isn't loaded, or a knife isn't sharp, leave them alone! You wouldn't want to be wrong! Remember, guns and knives can kill! I'm telling it to you!''" - Guns and Knives PSA
*"''If you knew it was stolen, I hope you'd say no because if you accept stolen property, the law says you're just as guilty as the one who stole it. If you went for a ride in a stolen car or damaged something that was stolen, you'd be responsible too. So be smart. Say '''no''' to stealing!''" - Stealing PSA
*"''Hey paisanos!''" - Shout! Factory DVD Commercial
*"''That's the way the meatball bounces!''" - Shout! Factory DVD Commercial

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