Editing List of Saturday Supercade quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Saturday Supercade'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes in ''[[Saturday Supercade]]'', listed in alphabetical order.
==[[Al]]==
*"''And we're gonna get 'em back! Those gold wheels are worth a fortune! Come on!''"
*"''Not yet! We need two tickets for Mexico City!''"
*"''I'll take care of him!''"
*"''And I got your skinny friend...so hand them back!''"
*"''Come on, let's scram!''"
*"''This'll stop those brats!''"
*"''We'll get him later! Come on!''"
*"''Good! Now let's get the last kid!''"

==Al's partner==
*"''That oaf at the warehouse gave those kids the wrong skates, Al!''"
*"''Step on it, Al! We're bein' followed!''"
*"''Well, there goes our gold mine!''"
*"''Those golden-wheeled babies won't get away from me this time!''"
*"''Here they come, Al!''"
*"''One of them got away, Al!''"
*"''Through the tunnel, Señor.''"
*"''I fooled him, Al!''"
*"''There he is!''"
*"''Yeah, we're gonna catch him, Al!''"
*"''Run for it!''"

==Arena announcer==
*"''Next up, rodeo riders! Number 7!''"
*"''Looks like number 7 is ready!''"
*"''Number 7 will try his skill in bullridin'!''"
*"''Uh, that bull's loose!''"
*"''Uh, not to mention bronco, butterstick!''"
*"''The cat's opened...all of the big bad!''"
*"''Number 7, you've won all the rodeo events!''"
*"''There's your prize money; congratulations!''"

==Auctioneer==
*"''The auction will begin in just a moment!''"
*"''Next up we have a pair of gorillas: one large female gorilla, and one short ugly one! Who will open the bidding?''"

==[[Aurora]]==
*"''Nobody's allowed inside! The animals are sick...but I'm taking good care of them!''"
*"''And this will take care of you!''"
*"''Do I have to do everything myself? Take them to the mines!''"
*"''Break your rock, you lazy beasts!''"
*"''Oh, with the zoo animals under my command, all the gold will be ours!''"
*"''You! Throw those rocks!''"
*"''Keep an eye on 'em! I have to check on the elephants!''"
*"''Crush those boulders, you mangy pachyderms!''"
*"''Gold! And it's all mine!''"
*"''Find them before they ruin everything!''
*"''Fools! No one can stop Aurora!''"
*"''We have all the gold we need!''"
*"''Ride! Ride!''"

==[[Barnacle and Long John|Barnacle]]==
*"''Not much to look at, huh, Long John?''"
*"''She's gone sweet on that big gorilla!''"
*"''Forget it, lady! He ran off with that blonde! You're all ours!''"

==[[Barney Todd]]==
*"''Yes...(*laughs*)...and when I get him, my traveling circus...will have the greatest acts on Earth! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Hurry! We've got to grab that ape before they do!''"
*"''Come on, you miserable monkey! You're supposed to be the greatest; let's see you prove it!''"
*"''If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Trixie, your new trainer!''"
*"''What's he trying to pull now?''"
*"''You get him cured in time for the big show, or else!''"
*"''It'd better in no time or it's big trouble for both of you!''"
*"''It's the girl from the goody-two-shoes circus! Grab her!''"
*"''Hey, Donkey Kong! You come down if you know what's good for your friend!''"
*"''Now you're going to perform or else!''"
*"''Your new dressing room, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''As for you, you're fired!''"
*"''Ladies and gentlemen! And now the amazing Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Get back in your seats! Everything's under control!''"

==Barney Todd's muscle man==
*"''Just like you planned, Mr. Todd! Those two led us right to the big ape!''"

==[[Belle]]==
*"''That's right, Colonel honey. The Emerald of the East, that is.''"
*"''(*gasps*) I declare, an ape on the loose!''"
*"''Mmmm, you really know how to flatter a girl!''"
*"''Monkey business, that is!''"
*"''You will do it for me, won't you, Donkey friend?''"
*"''Oh, well, it looks like some circus bumpkin got us, Colonel honey!''"

==Bicyclists==
===All===
*"''Monkey Muscle!''"
*"''And Monkey Muscle!''"

===[[Alan]]===
*"''You made me lose the race!''"
*"''Hey, you can't take my bike!''"
*"''Those bullies stole my bicycle!''"
*"''Hey, guys! Who won the race?''"
*"''I bet they're the same guys that tried to steal mine!''"
*"''Can you really show us?''"
*"''Well, Junior, this is some obstacle course!''"
*"''(*speaking through Jill's mouth due to an animation error*) We did it!''"
*"''Look, I see the bike thieves! They're headed into that old part of town!''"
*"''We'll never catch 'em now!''"
*"''Where's Bones?''"

===Black-haired boy===
*"''We can't get 'em!''"
*"''They're gettin' away!''"

===Blue-hatted boy===
*"''Nobody! We all lost!''"
*"''Oh, no! Look out!''"

===Jill===
*"''Two creeps in a van stole our bikes!''"
*"''They're bigger than us!''"
*"''Junior, I don't know if I can! I'm scared!''"
*"''Whoa! Here I come!''"
*"''We sure took care of them!''"

==Bidders==
===Brown-haired bidder===
*"''A hundred dollars!''"
*"''A talking gorilla? One thousand dollars!''"
*"''Hey, look at that!''"

===Gray-haired bidder===
*"''A hundred-and-one!''"
*"''Two thousand!''"

==[[Biff]]==
*"''Good boy, King! You treat us a couple more sheep rustlers!''"
*"''Well, King, think they're tellin' the truth?''"
*"''Yes, we believe you! My name's Biff!''"
*"''Sorry about the pants, but you can't be too careful! Those rustlers could strike again anytime!''"
*"''Those sheep must be in trouble, but King'll rescue them!''"
*"''King's in trouble!''"
*"''King! King! Come back!''"
*"''The rustlers have taken King and all our sheep! We'll never catch 'em now!''"
*"''Oh, no! Bones is in trouble!''"
*"''Junior, they're escaping!''"
*"''You better let us outta here!''"
*"''We gotta stop that train before they take the sheep over the border!''"
*"''The train's pulling out! We're too late!''"
*"''Gosh, Junior, you're the greatest rustler wrangler of all Arizona!''"
*"''Are you guys sure you won't stay a while longer?''"

==[[Billy Bob]]==
*"''The deck is right this way, Colonel Culpepper, sir.''"
*"''Alright, you little wise guy!''"
*"''But will he work for us, Colonel?''"
*"''Right, boss!''"

==[[Bones Bailey]]==
==="[[Trucknapper Caper]]"===
*"''Hey, Junior! We're entering Texas! That's the biggest state in the Union, you know that?''"
*"''No, but that might!''"
*"''I'm hangin', Junior, I'm hangin'!''"
*"''Oh, uh, she's out of oil!''"
*"''No sweat, Junior! I'll have her fixed in a jiff!''"
*"''Hmm, there might be another way up.''"
*"''It'd take a crowbar and a sledgehammer to get in from here!''"
*"''No problem, little buddy!''"
*"''Oh, I can't let him see us! (*sees a tree branch*) I know!''"
*"''Hey, it worked!''"
*"''Right, I'm a 'fraidy cat! Bye!''"
*"''Ha! Can't catch me! (*gets grabbed by CV*) Sorry!''"
*"''Oh, I can explain! I'm a...(*stutters*)''"
*"''Uh...oh yeah! The toughest in Texas!''"
*"''Test? I didn't even study!''"
*"''I hope you know what you're doin'!''"
*"''Just hope they're not too late!''"
*"''Uh...sure, uh...Willie! I'll bet this Tex dude ain't so tough!''"
*"''I don't see anyone big enough to be Tex! Let's go!''"
*"''Junior, how are we gonna get close enough to Tex to get his key?''"
*"''You did it, Junior! Now what do we do?''"
*"''I'm glad your plan includes running!''"
*"''Uh, Junior, that plan of yours wouldn't be, you know, dangerous, would it?''"
*"''Oh, hey! No big thing!''"
*"''Junior, you're ready?''"
*"''Oh, I do! Get the gang to stand by the door, knock twice, and you'll do the rest!''"
*"''Hey, guys! Come on over and take a look! We hit the jackpot!''"
*"''I sure hope this works! Well, relax, Bones, why worry? Junior's plans have never failed yet! Knock on wood, just for luck!''"
*"''Time to say goodbye!''"
*"''Seven to one, the odds are in favor of...running!''"
*"''They got us cornered, Junior!''"
*"''It was nothin'!''"
*"''Well, little pal, I guess it's time to get back your daddy's trail!''"
*"''Hey, Junior! What about me!''"

==="[[Sheep Rustle Hustle]]"===
*"''I know, Junior, but there's gotta be an easier way to get to that ranch house!''"
*"''Was that a yes or a no?''"
*"''Bones Bailey!''"
*"''No, but you 'oughta see my Road Runner imitation! Meep meep!''"
*"''Okay, but you better not mess with me! I know...karate!''"
*"''That line gets 'em every time!''"
*"''Now that I'm here, what do I do?''"
*"''Oh, I get it! Nobody can throw Bronco Buster Bones! Yeehaw! Yeehaw!''"
*"''Well, they got Biff and King locked up in the old jailhouse!''"
*"''Weeellll, hooowwdy, boooysss! Come onnnn innnn!''"
*"''What'll it be, pardner? Strawberry asperilla?''"
*"''Ha! Safe at last! There's no way I'm gonna fall in with those rustlers again! I think I found a waaaaaaaay!''"
*"''Deputy ghost? Whooooooa! (*looks at his reflection in a mirror*) Yeah, I am the deputy ghost!''"
*"''Not now, Junior! I'm busy haunting!''"
*"''Would you believe, 'Heeeeeelp!'''"
*"''(*laughs*) We gotta stop eating like this!''"
*"''These walls are solid rock! We'll never get through!''"
*"''Well, that ties up the loose ends!''"
*"''Well, at least this time we get to go through the gate instead of over it! (*laughs*)''"

==="[[Rocky Mountain Monkey Business]]"===
*"''Junior, I got a funny feeling...we've lost the trail!''"
*"''Well, why not? It's only t-t-two hundred feet up!''"
*"''Uh, hiya, folks! Just thought I'd drop in for supper!''"
*"''Look! That guy in the stripes is drivin' off with Mr. Barkley and the bear!''"
*"''Come on, Junior! Hurry up and get that crook to the cabin...before that bear shows up!''"
*"''Now, all I gotta do is untie Mr. Barkley!''"
*"''(*gasps*) The bear!''"
*"''Oh, hahaha, it-it's just a bear rug, ha! It can't fool me!''"
*"''Heeeeeeelp! Save me from that bear!''"
*"''I am?''"
*"''Yeah, but we don't even have a boat, and even if we did have a boat, oh, we could never ride these!''"
*"''(*groans*) Ready as I'll ever be!''"
*"''It looks like we're caught between a rock and...a hard plaaaaaaace!''"
*"''(*sighs*) We made it, but where did we make it to?''"
*"''The Nature Scouts are in trouble!''"
*"''That's what you think!''"
*"''And so is that bear if I know Junior!''"
*"''Yeah! And no more bears!''"
*"''All that bear chasing makes me hungry!''"

==="[[Magnificent Seven-Year Olds]]"===
*"''Everyone we ask knows about the big gorilla! I guess he must've joined the circus again or somethin'!''"
*"''Junior, either your dad's gone into the fast food business, or we've hit another dead end!''"
*"''Hey, little buddy! Before we go, let's get a burger for the road!''"
*"''And no onions for me, Junior!''"
*"''Hey, watch where you're...whoooooa...goin'!''"
*"''Huh, boy, I almost got...whoa...creamed!''"
*"''Well, you made me lose my lunch!''"
*"''Hey, I bet there's still time to catch your pals!''"
*"''Uh, you can't take his bike! (*grabbed by Mickey*) Uh, of course, you could borrow it for a while! (*laughs*)''"
*"''I tried to stop 'em, but I was outnumbered!''"
*"''Don't worry, kid! Junior always gets his bullies!''"
*"''They're even bigger than me!''"
*"''Can we show ya? Does a hippo have hips?''"
*"''C-confidence? Oh, sure! I think I can. I think I can. I know I caaaaaaan!''"
*"''Roger, Junior! No sign of baddies!''"
*"''Oh, dear! Junior, they're coming!''"
*"''Well, no time for you, you no-good whippersnapper! How dare you call me granny!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Well, that will teach you to fool with granny! Ahh!''"
*"''Thanks, buddy!''"
*"''Oh, my aching muscles! Oh, well, I guess I'll have to just walk.''"
*"''Huh? Uh, oh, naturally!''"
*"''I'm on my way!''"
*"''Oh, no! Not again!''"
*"''Anyone for a Neapolitan?''"

==="[[Junior Meets Kid Dynamo]]"===
*"''Junior, look! A robbery!''"
*"''Give me muscle!''"
*"''Huh! A little teamwork is all it takes!''"
*"''Junior! The safe is falling...and so am I!''"
*"''Who was that caped superkid?''"
*"''He's already seen me, Lightning!''"
*"''No! Not a talkin' one!''"
*"''Three against two! That's my kind of odds!''"
*"''The walls are closin' in on us! What are we gonna do, Junior?''"
*"''So that's their sneaky plan!''"
*"''Ticket, please.''"
*"''One down, and one to go!''"
*"''Last stop: Sweetville Jail!''"

==="[[The Amazing Rollerskate Race]]"===
*"''Well, that big gorilla in the zoo turned out to be just another monkey!''"
*"''Junior, look out for that kid!''"
*"''Junior, help! I can't see where I'm goin'!''"
*"''With my luck, I'm headed for an open manhole!''"
*"''Hey, they don't call me the roller whiz for nothin'!''"
*"''It's no use, Junior! We'll never catch 'em!''"
*"''They got away!''"
*"''You can count on me, little buddy!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, this is my kind guard duty! No worry! No hurry! No crooks! No skates! No skates!''"
*"''(*chuckles*) Fancy meeting you here!''"
*"''They snuck up on me and took the skates!''"
*"''Golden wheels! No wonder they needed those skates so bad!''"
*"''Greetings, caballeros! We have come...to entertain you!''"
*"''You can still win!''"
*"''And I'll make sure TJ gets over the finish line!''"
*"''I'll ask that policeman!''"
*"''Officer, which way did the skaters go?''"
*"''For me? I wonder why! (*sees a bull heading towards him*) Now I know why!''"
*"''Oh, no. Nice bullie, bullie!''"
*"''Well, of course, little buddy! That's why I got it for ya!''"
*"''Yep! Like I always say, a friend a need is aaaahhhhh...friend indeed!''"

==="[[A Christmas Story]]"===
*"''D-d-d-don't worry! We'll find him!''"
*"''What a storyteller!''"
*"''I'll bet it can't make a toy airplane!''"
*"''They're gettin' away, Junior!''"
*"''Snowman Bones, reporting for duty!''"
*"''This one is!''"
*"''Not a chance!''"
*"''Junior, I think they're gonna sell the machine!''"
*"''Merry Christmas!''"
*"''I'm sneakin' up to 'em, Junior!''"
*"''This sack? Ummm...''"
*"''Santa will give you all your gifts on Christmas morn!''"
*"''Junior, they're comin'!''"
*"''How about a nice present from Santa?''"
*"''Ah! But you haven't got a toy like this!''"
*"''Just a little Christmas surprise!''"
*"''Help! Get me out!''"
*"''Junior, how are we gonna find those hobos?''"
*"''They're gone!''"
*"''Somethin's wrong with the machine!''"
*"''Same to you, little buddy!''"
*"''You don't really believe Santa Claus is gonna pick these up?''"
*"''Gosh, Junior! That's Santa Claus! Mr. Anderson really is Santa's helper!''"

==="[[Gorilla Ghost (episode)|Gorilla Ghost]]"===
*"''Junior, look! The zoo is closed!''"
*"''But the gate is locked, and...and so we're...we're goin' over the fence!''"
*"''Gorilla Ghost! Hahaha...that's silly!''"
*"''At night? Oh, we have plans for tonight, don't we, Junior?''"
*"''(*stutter*) Who was that?''"
*"''And I'm goin'!''"
*"''The ghost got away!''"
*"''I wonder where we are? (*sees the snakes*) N-n-now I know!''"
*"''Well, I got us popcorn!''"
*"''How'd you do that?''"
*"''Well, the ghost is gone!''"
*"''N-n-n-next time?''"
*"''Well, that takes of that phony ghost!''"
*"''I guess I took care of them! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Nice catch, guys!''"
*"''Crook exhibit! The police will love to visit this one!''"
*"''Junior! Uncle Julius! I-I've been monkeyin' around and...I-I think I got the hang of it!''"
*"''Well, I guess I flunked the ape test!''"

==="[[The Teddy Bear Scare]]"===
*"''This babysittin' money's gonna come in real handy, Junior!''"
*"''No sweat! Knockin' down pins is right up my alley!''"
*"''Uh, my, uh, my trick elbow's acting up again! Y-you throw it, Junior!''"
*"''Junior, you've won every prize!''"
*"''Y-y-you're not actually gonna... (*Donkey Kong pedals the ice cream bicycle onto the rollercoaster*) (*groans*) He's actually gonna!''"
*"''No sweat, Junior! I'm hot stuff on a bicycle!''"
*"''Well, it's not so hot on a unicycle! Junior! Help!''"
*"''Uh, anyone for dessert?''"
*"''Junior, they got Patty!''"
*"''Maybe this!''"
*"''But w-we didn't...um they...i-i-it's not...''"
*"''(*laughs nervously*) The great Kormack has nothing up his sleeves! (*laughs nervously*)''"
*"''Fake? Watch me pull a rabbit...out of this hat! Abracadabra!''"
*"''(*laughs nervously*) Neat trick, huh?''"
*"''Uh, oh, right, Junior!''"
*"''House of Horrors! This is the place! Those crooks are in for a big surprise when I trade this teddy for Patty!''"
*"''(*breathes heavily*) Somehow I don't...I don't feel very welcome!''"
*"''Why am I worried? (*laughs nervously*) They're only wax dummies!''"
*"''(*gasps*) Wh-what was that? It's just my imagination!''"
*"''Whoa! I didn't know my imagination was that good!''"
*"''Catch you? Well, okay!''"
*"''Like usual, Junior's got everything under control! (*knocks over a row a mannequins*) But I...whooooooooooa...don't!''"
*"''Alright, wise guys! You asked for it! M-monkey...whoa! (*falls on his bottom*) I gotta work on that backflip!''"
*"''If I could just perfect that backflip!''"
*"''I think we're about to lose our babysitting money!''"
*"''Humongous?''"
*"''Uh, well, I-I-I-I, well, uh...''"
*"''You'd better, little buddy!''"

==="[[Double or Nothing]]"===
*"''Junior, meet my cousin Lucy Belle!''"
*"''(*chuckles*) Yeah! Good looks just run in our family!''"
*"''Oh, no! They got Lucy Belle!''"
*"''Look, Junior! Oh, we'll never find her in this fog!''"
*"''If she's not at the reading of will, she'll lose everything!''"
*"''Those crooks'll never believe I'm Lucy Belle!''"
*"''Hi, ya'll!''"
*"''Just peasy! This is my friend...Junior!''"
*"''B-but that's only two hours!''"
*"''Sand...witch...sandwich! I get it...but only Lucy Belle can solve it! What are we gonna do?''"
*"''Go get him, Junior!''"
*"''Sorry, Junior! I guess he got away!''"
*"''It's locked!''"
*"''Oh, yes, you were!''"
*"''Well, not yet! You have to finish your great-granddaddy's puzzle before midnight!''"
*"''Well, I guess I won't be needing this anymore!''"
*"''I sure hope Junior's cooked up a good plan!''"
*"''Ready, willing, and...(*gulps*)...p-p-p...petrified!''"
*"''Hot-diggidy dog! You did it, Junior!''"
*"''If I don't do somethin', it's curtains for Lucy Belle! (*takes a curtain that covers him*) Oh, it looks like it's curtains for me!''"
*"''Simple! The will says if Lucy Belle can't finish the puzzle by midnight, Mr. Bancroft gets the mansion!''"
*"''Aw, shucks! It were nothin'!''"

==[[Maxwell and Boris|Boris]]==
*"''It's perfected, Maxwell! A machine that can shrink live people and animals!''"
*"''(*laughs*) That's either the world's biggest stuffed monkey, or we've got a real ape in our window!''"
*"''Maxwell, those two are trying to steal our ape doll!''"
*"''There he is!''"
*"''He-he's on a scent, Maxwell!''"
*"''They must have gone into coffee shop!''"
*"''We've got her! But I don't see the others!''"

==[[Brian (Saturday Supercade)|Brian]]==
*"''Oh, boy! Thanks, Solmes!''"
*"''Excuse me, sir! Do you have any really special pets?''"
*"''No, that's not it...(*sees Donkey Kong*)...but that is!''"
*"''Does he bite?''"
*"''Is he healthy?''"
*"''I'll take him!''"
*"''My name's Brian. What's yours?''"
*"''We're gonna be best buddies!''"
*"''I've got him!''"
*"''Yes, I wish we had a convertible so he'd have more room!''"
*"''Terrific, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Even with mom and dad away, this is the best birthday I've ever had!''"
*"''I'll make a wish, and we'll both blow out the candles!''"
*"''Wow, a motor scooter!''"
*"''How come the safe's open, Kenworth?''"
*"''A burglar? Whoa, that's great!''"
*"''Yeah, great! Donkey Kong and I'll play palace guards, in case the burglar comes back!''"
*"''Watch out for anything suspicious!''"
*"''I can't hear what he's saying!''"
*"''You called the zoo to come get Donkey Kong, didn't you? You're fired! Donkey Kong, show him the way out!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, did you get rid of Kenworth?''"
*"''It's those nasty zoo guys!''"
*"''We sure taught him a lesson! (*laughs*)''"
*"''If you think that was fun, wait till you see my game room!''"
*"''We'd better keep the jewels with us just to be sure!''"
*"''Aw, that always happens!''"
*"''Wow, a hole-in-one!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, don't let that burglar steal the jewels!''"
*"''So, you're not the burglars! It's Solmes and Kenworth! Hurry, Donkey Kong! They're getting away!''"
*"''It's Solmes and Kenworth!''"
*"''Then I bowled over with one clean strike; that's how I caught those crooks!''"
*"''Oh, oh yeah, uh, Donkey Kong helped too.''"

==[[Bruno|Bruno's partner]]==
*"''Hey, that nature ranger is just the guy I need! He can help me find the loot I buried before I went to prison!''"
*"''Fetch him, Bruno!''"
*"''Hahaha, that's it, Bruno, oh boy! Just like in our old circus act!''"
*"''Hurry up, Bruno!''"
*"''You’re gonna guide me to that hill, and my hidden loot! (*laughs*)''"
*"''I hid my loot money in Clearwater Cave. Now tell me why I can't find it, or I'm gonna send my bear after the kids!''"
*"''Yeah, meddlin' kids! I'll teach them!''"
*"''Hey, what's this?''"
*"''Hold it right there! I got your little friend, so don't try any funny business! The rest of you get in with him!''"
*"''And don't follow me...unless you'd like your little friends to tangle with a grizzly bear!''"
*"''They're still comin' after us! Bruno, throw that boulder!''"
*"''That's Wynn's Stalactites! This is where I stashed the loot! Bruno, smash the wall!''"
*"''It's comin' down, Bruno! (*looks around*) I think this is the way out!''"
*"''Oh, no! That tunnel took us in a circle!''"
*"''Get 'em, Bruno!''"
*"''Nah, no way! I'm as good as free!''"

==Bruto's gang==
===[[Bruto]]===
*"''Ooh, that's big talk, Sheriff, but we don't scare easy!''"
*"''(*partially spoken through the slim member's mouth due to an animation error*) Not yet. What we need is new gang members, guys stronger than a...''"
*"''Yes, gorilla. Gorilla?!''"
*"''That big ape is just what we need to get even with the sheriff. (*laughs*)''"
*"''Hi big fella! My boys would like to give you a little treat as a token of our admiration.''"
*"''There's plenty more where that came from if you join up with us, what do you say?''"
*"''Let's head to Pleasant Bluff and pay this sheriff a visit!''"
*"''You two will have to ride together. Big guy needs his own chopper!''"
*"''Hey, Sheriff! We're back in town! Why don't you round up your dippy deputies and try to kick us out?''"
*"''Good work, big guy! Heh! Now for some real fun! (*laughs*) We gotta take big fella on a little shopping spree!''"
*"''Let's get big fella and blow this town!''"
*"''Heheh! The girls always fall for Bruno! Heheh!''"
*"''No you won't, 'cause you're comin' with us, to make sure we make a clean getaway!''"
*"''Keep your eyes on the road and step on it, slouch!''"

===Short member===
*"''I'm fighting mad, Bruno! Let's go back and show that sheriff a deal or two!''"
*"''I don't know.''"

===Slim member===
*"''Nyanyanyanyanya! Can't catch us, Sheriff, 'cause we're over the county line!'"
*"''(*laughs*) Big fella's gonna make mincemeat out of them deputies!''"
*"''Hmmhmmph! What's with him?''"
*"''(*stutters*) Bruto, I-I think the big guy's jealous! We'd better get out of here fast!''"

==Bullring announcer==
*"''The next matador, Señor Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Ladies and gentlemen! Cabeza's bull...is a mechanical fake! Señor Donkey Kong wins!''"
*"''Señor Donkey Kong wins the prize money on behalf of Don Diego!''"

==Bus driver==
*"''Okay, kids. Time to leave.''"

==Butler==
*"''Mr. Donkey Kong! Mr. Herman! And Mr. X!''"

==[[Buzz and Waldo|Buzz]]==
*"''Did you hear that, Waldo?''"
*"''It really does make toys!''"
*"''Are you sure we should be stealing toys on Christmas Eve?''"
*"''Waldo! Look out for that log!''"
*"''I think this snowman's alive!''"
*"''Hey! Let us down!''"
*"''(*clears throat*) Eh, excuse me, sir!''"
*"''Yeah! It can make any toy in the world...offered to ya!''"
*"''It worked before!''"
*"''Hmmm, well, I...''"
*"''Look at it go, Waldo!''"
*"''What are we gonna do now, Waldo?''"
*"''It starts work!''"
*"''That's a lot of money!''"
*"''It's his!''"
*"''Uhh, you saved us!''"
*"''Is it really him?''"
*"''(*laughs*) It is him...and he left these behind!''"

==[[Cabeza and José|Cabeza]]==
*"''No one can beat my mechanical bull! Every matador will lose!''"
*"''Not to worry, my special bull will get them!''"
*"''We must stop them before they reveal our secret!''"
*"''We got to find those snoops before they blab!''"
*"''They're not the ones we're looking for.''"
*"''It's those snoops! Get 'em!''"
*"''Get 'em out of here!''"
*"''Stop it right there!''"
*"''Stop...right, you follow me. If you value your friends...''"
*"''You will find out when you meet my bull in the contest!''"
*"''That fool thinks he can beat my bull!''"
*"''I will teach them not to interfere!''"
*"''Get them! They have my remote control!''"

==Captain==
*"''Hello, hello! Welcome to the S.S. Romance!''"
*"''Oh, yes, yes, well, your cabin is number 222!''"
*"''Oh, good evening, swami!''"
*"''We are gathered here today, to join this ape, I mean, er, uh, man, and this woman in marriage.''"
*"''If there be any here, who would object to this wedding?''"
*"''Hang on, Miss O'hara!''"
*"''Uh, well, um, neither did I! You know, you're kind of attractive after all!''"

==[[Charlie (Saturday Supercade)|Charlie]]==
*"''After 'em!''"
*"''Let's check inside to make sure!''"
*"''Yeah! Let's see if you're really a magician!''"

==Charlie's assistant==
*"''Stop, thieves!''"
*"''There's the thieves!''"
*"''Did you see two shifty-eyed characters with a teddy bear?''"
*"''He looks suspicious to me, Charlie!''"
*"''I'm thinkin' you're a fake!''"
*"''That's the thief! Let's get him!''"

==Children==
===Blonde girl===
*"''That's where Mr. Anderson lives, Mom! He's Santa's helper!''"
*"''Ask Mr. Anderson! He can fix anything!''"
*"''And Mr. Anderson has this machine that makes toys!''"

===Blue jacket boy===
*"''What kind of toys do you got in your sack, Santa?''"
*"''And I want a dolly, and a teddy bear, and a horsie!''"

===Green jacket boy===
*"''Sure, but I only got a quarter!''"
*"''What a neat bear! I bet you could sell a hundred of these at my apartment building!''"

===Pink jacket girl===
*"''Oh, look! It's Santa!''"

==[[Hoss and Coach|Coach]]==
*"''You bet, pardner! Ain't nobody gonna beat us!''"
*"''Who's that, Hoss?''"
*"''Guess we'd better change his mind for him!''"
*"''That ape could beat us!''"
*"''I got you, pard! We get her...''"
*"''Is there another way?''"
*"''Of course not, Hossie!''"
*"''Mind if I cut in?''"
*"''Hoss, it's those no-count pender thugs!''"
*"''We'll never stop them now!''"

==[[Colonel Culpepper]]==
*"''Pardon us, I say, pardon us, folks.''"
*"''Restrain your southern self now, Billy Bob. We've got a bigger fish to fry. (*laughs*) Or should I say, bigger emeralds?''"
*"''Now all we need is someone big enough and dumb enough to help us steal it.''"
*"''And one of the prime circus ape persuasion can help us get that emerald.''"
*"''That ape, I say, that ape will get past the museum guards with no trouble at all!''"
*"''Call my pony if he don't work for Belle here, 'cause I suspect our 8-foot fugitive has an eye for the ladies!''"
*"''Allow me, I say, allow me to introduce myself, sir! Colonel Harlan T. Culpepper, certain gentleman…at your service?''"
*"''...and my lovely associate Belle!''"
*"''Step into my office. We have business to discuss.''"
*"''Okay, son. Bring me, I say, bring me the Emerald of the East!''"
*"''He's got our million dollars!''"
*"''Billy Bob, ready the swamp buggy! We’ve got some catching up to do!''"
*"''Unhand, I say, unhand that emerald!''"

==Concert hall announcer==
*"''And now, the band you've all been waiting for...Panther and the Thunderbolts!''"
*"''And now, the other finalists...Slam!''"
*"''And now, the big moment! The winner, and new band of the year...Panther and the Thunderbolts!''"

==Cowboy==
*"''Okay, time for a dance too!''"

==[[Harry and Dee-Dee|Dee-Dee]]==
*"''Yeah, but it's gonna be a close contest, Harry! That other band Slam sure is good!''"
*"''What're you gonna do now, Harry?''"
*"''Dumb and strong, Harry! He's perfect for our plan!''"
*"''There's lots of bananas in it for you!''"
*"''Hey, mate! You're hypnotizing him!''"
*"''Oh, Harry, you're so smart!''"
*"''I think our new drummer could use a new look!''"
*"''I think we're ready to go now, Harry!''"
*"''Aww, they look so sad, Harry!''"
*"''See you later, Harry!''"

===Department manager===
*"''Ah, just a minute.''"
*"''Now, what can I do for you?''"
*"''If this is a joke, it's not funny! Out! Out!''"

==Deputy==
*"''I'd reckon we'd do that, Sheriff.''"

==[[Don Diego]]==
*"''But there is a huge first prize! The money could pay for your operation!''"
*"''I think I just don't have the old flair anymore.''"
*"''He is strong, sí, but we must teach the matador's art.''"
*"''I'll get someone to practice with you.''"
*"''You there! Use the wheelbarrow and play the bull for our new matador!''"
*"''What are you up to, Cabeza?''"
*"''Wait! Señor Donkey Kong! We must do as Cabeza says!''"
*"''Oh, no, Señor Donkey Kong! Watch out!''"

==Don Diego's daughter==
*"''But papa, you promised not to compete again!''"
*"''Papa! Someone help him!''"
*"''Don't worry, papa! We'll find someone big and strong like you to fight in the contest!''"
*"''Uh, uh, magnífico!''"
*"''Oh, no! If Señor Ape leaves, we will never win the prize money for my operation!''"
*"''We will go to the bullring, win the contest, and rescue your friends!''"

==[[Donkey Kong]]==
==="[[Mississippi Madness]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Wait for it!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Outsmart him again!''"
*"''Out of way!''"
*"''Uh-oh, you got me.''"
*"''I can’t?''"
*"''We stay.''"
*"''(*laughs*) That's better.''"

==="[[Gorilla Gangster]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Idea!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Hide here.''"
*"''(*laughs*) Like that! (*laughs*) Like that!''"
*"''Oops, forgot something.''"
*"''(*laughs*) Anything.''"
*"''Reservation?''"
*"''I love you.''"
*"''Uh-uh, bad idea.''"
*"''(*laughs*) Out!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Yeah, this way.''"
*"''No chance, Mario!''"

==="[[Banana Bikers]]"===
*"''Mmm, toughie!''"
*"''I want Pauline, now!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Three's a crowd!''"

==="[[The Incredible Shrinking Ape]]"===
*"''Oh, me shrink!''"
*"''Oh, gumballs! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Oh, it sure is. (*laughs*) Bye-bye!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Eats! Oh wow!''"
*"''Save Pauline! Uh-huh!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Slush 'em out! (*laughs*)''"
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, I'll have a bellyache!''"

==="[[Movie Mania]]"===
*"''Like it here!''"
*"''I save you!''"
*"''Fix you!''"
*"''Uh-oh! (*clenches his hands*) Put up dukes!''"
*"''I teach you!''"
*"''Not on your life, sweetie!''"
*
==="[[Gorilla My Dreams (Saturday Supercade)|Gorilla My Dreams]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Fuzz?''"
*"''Well, uh, uh, uh, well, uh, uh, uh, uh, how about bananas?''"
*"''Have yours!''"
*"''All of root strength!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Nothin' to it! (*laughs*)''"

==="[[Little Orphan Apey]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Hide here!''"

==="[[Circus Daze]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, boy! Clowns! (*laughs*)''"
*"''(*mutters*) I gotta! (*mutters*)''"
*"''(*mutters*) Who, me? Oh, uh...''"

==="[[The Great Ape Escape]]"===
*"''Same to you!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, fun!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, sand trap!''"
*"''Oh, big skin!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, lots of food!''"
*"''Good old fast food...(*mutters*)...huh?''"
*"''(*laughs*) Turkey? Oh, okay!''"
*"''I'll...(*stutters*)...get you!''"
*"''(*laughs*) All touchdown!''"

==="[[How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?]]"===
*"''Oh, oh, oh! Poor fella!''"
*"''I got flexes as a pony! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!''"
*"''Oh, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Oh, boy! Cake!''"
*"''Uh-uh! Not me!''"

==="[[Get Along, Little Apey]]"===
*"''(*pants*) Hot! (*pants*)''"
*"''(*with Mario*) Truce?''"
*"''Bananas!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Truce!''"
*"''(*mutters*) Says who?''"
*"''(*mutters*) Gorilla sissy?''"
*"''(*laughs*) Dance?''"

==="[[El Donkey Kong]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, boy! Mexico!''"
*"''(*mutters*) I'll do it!''"
*"''(*laughs*) I'll toss it to you!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Nothin' to it!''"
*"''Hail Donkey Kong! Hail Donkey Kong! Hail Donkey Kong! Hail Donkey Kong!''"

==="[[New Wave Ape]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Mario, help? (*laughs*)''"
*"''(*mutters*) Donkey Kong sorry.''"
*"''(*mutters*) Video!''"
*"''(*laughs*) A deal!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Rad!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Limousine!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Our fans!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Oh, we won!''"

==="[[Greenhouse Gorilla]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Free!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Hunky Monkey!''"
*"''(*laughs*) For us? (*opens present*) Suits?''"
*"''Got him!''"

==="[[Hairy Parent]]"===
*"''(*laughs*) Donkey Kong hide!''"
*"''Mom...m...Momma? 'Africa'...Africa?''"
*"''Row, row, row your plane...(*hums*)''"
*"''Ahh, Africa! Hi!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Letter to Momma!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Here goes!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Find Momma!''"
*"''(*laughs*) 'Sonny’s Momma'!''"
*"''Letter from Sonny!''"
*"''(*cries*) Me too!''"
*"''(*stutters*) Bad-bad take Momma! (*stutters*)''"
*"''(*laughs*) Let's go!''"
*"''Over there! Look!''"
*"''Oh, Pauline make boo-boo!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Two bananas!''"
*"''(*stutters*) Too much?''"
*"''(*laughs*) Okay! Uh, what's a diversion?''"
*"''(*stutters*) Coming, Pauline!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Ride on, rhino!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Giddy up, rhinie!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Home to Sonny!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Gotta fly!''"

==[[Donkey Kong Jr.]]==
===Multiple episodes===
*"''Monkey Muscle!''"

==="[[Trucknapper Caper]]"===
*"''It may be big, Bones, but that won't stop me from finding papa Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Hang on, Bones!''"
*"''I'll save ya! I'll save ya!''"
*"''What's wrong, Mr. Bones?''"
*"''Where did you learn to fix motorcycles?''"
*"''Well, my dad's a circus star, and the biggest, strongest guy...in all the world...and I take after him!''"
*"''Don't worry, kiddie! We'll get him back!''"
*"''We're gonna jump right in and rescue him!''"
*"''Yeah, or...(*makes monkey noises*)...Monkey Muscle!''"
*"''Now, you just make sure that big bully doesn't see us!''"
*"''Uh, oh, Bones is in trouble!''"
*"''Uh, oh, now he's really in a split!''"
*"''He's Bad Boy Bones, and I'm Monkey Wrench Willie! We're the toughest trucknappers in Texas!''"
*"''We wanna join your gang!''"
*"''When do we start?''"
*"''Sure I do! I got a plan! All we gotta do is pretend to be trucknappers till the police come!''"
*"''Nothing to it, right, Bad Boy?''"
*"''That's how we'll get the key, Bones!''"
*"''I got a challenger for you, Tex! Why, he can outwrestle a grizzly bear...blindfolded!''"
*"''I'll show ya! Put 'em there, pardner!''"
*"''Time for another plan!''"
*"''I got the keys! We'll meet you back at the hideout!''"
*"''Nah, all we gotta do is beat those crooks back to their hideout...and set a trap!''"
*"''Ready! You know what to do!''"
*"''Gotcha, you nasty truck thieves!''"
*"''If those are the thieves, then that must be...Bones! Look out!''"
*"''Oh, no! The truck with Jenny's father and all the drivers! It's gonna go over the cliff!''"
*"''You hold off those bullies, Bones! I'll be right back!''"
*"''Well, they're safe! Now it's time for...(*makes monkey noises*)...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Not for long! This will fix 'em!''"
*"''Ha, I'd never leave without my best buddy Bones!''!

==="[[Sheep Rustle Hustle]]"===
*"''We have to get some gas for our bike, Bones, if we're gonna stay on papa Donkey Kong's trail!''"
*"''We're not sheep rustlers! We're good guys!''"
*"''Donkey Kong Jr!''"
*"''If it's those rustlers, I'll buck 'em good!''"
*"''Oh, yes, we will!''"
*"''Now give me your rope, Biff!''"
*"''Hop on, guys! We're gonna fly to King's rescue!''"
*"''Okay, brave buddy, ready?''"
*"''Here I come, Bones!''"
*"''They won't escape the daring, young Bones on a flying trapeze!''"
*"''Come on! We'll follow their tracks!''"
*"''We need a way to get that jail key!''"
*"''That's it! Ghosts!''"
*"''Now, Bones!''"
*"''It's working!''"
*"''Nobody guards the jail...except Sheriff Hoooolin!''"
*"''Now I'm really gonna scare 'em!''"
*"''You better listen to him, Slim!''"
*"''Looks like it's time for...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Haha! I'm sneaker than you are!''"
*"''Keys seein' ya!''"
*"''Okay, I give!''"
*"''Yeah, but King says we can go under!''"
*"''It's never too late! Follow me!''"
*"''And now to stop those nasty sheepnappers! Giddyup!''"
*"''Nothin' except...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Yoohoo! (*makes monkey noises*) Up here, you big bad bullies!''"
*"''This time, you're gonna be washed up for good! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Good going, guys!''"
*"''Except for King!''"
*"''We can't, Biff! I've gotta go find my papa Donkey Kong! (*with Bones*) Buh-bye!''"
*"''That's my buddy Bones...always showin' off! (*makes monkey noises*)''"

==="[[Rocky Mountain Monkey Business]]"===
*"''Well, we gotta find him, Bones, 'cause papa Donkey Kong is somewhere in this forest.''"
*"''Hey! I bet if we climb these trees, we can see the trail!''"
*"''That's no coyote! That's my best buddy Bones!''"
*"''Come on! We're gonna catch 'em!''"
*"''And he's goin' right back to jail, 'cause I got a plan...and it goes like this!''"
*"''Well, all we got left is a size small...but it fits perfect!''"
*"''Okay, guys, let's catch us a crook!''"
*"''Come on out, you mean old baddie! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Bet you can't catch us!''"
*"''Come up and get me, zebrapants! What's the matter, you scared?''"
*"''(*makes monkey noises*) Ring Around the Baddie! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Now I'm comin' down to teach you a lesson!''"
*"''Hey, that's not part of the plan!''"
*"''I gotta save my pal! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''No bully bear is gonna get my buddy!''"
*"''Ready, set...jump!''"
*"''Bones, you're already safe!''"
*"''Come on! We gotta make sure the Scouts are okay!''"
*"''They must've gone down the river rapids to the money, Bones!''"
*"''Ready to ride these rapids, Bones?''"
*"''Well, if I can't catch a bear, I can always snag a tree!''"
*"''Look, Bones, there's a cave behind that other waterfall! I bet it's the one the crook's been lookin' for!''"
*"''First, I've gotta plug the leak!''"
*"''But not faster than...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Okay, Scouts! A zebra for you, and a bear for me!''"
*"''You ain't goin' nowhere, you fuzzy furball!''"
*"''Yaahoo! (*makes monkey noises*) I got to ride bearback!''"
*"''Come on, fuzzy wuzzy! (*makes monkey noises*) Put 'em up! (*makes monkey noises*) Put 'em up!''"
*"''And just to make sure they don't try to escape...''"
*"''He almost fooled us, huh Bones? Bones? Bones?''"
*"''Yeah, buddy, 'cause we gotta go chasin' after papa Donkey Kong!''"

==="[[Magnificent Seven-Year Olds]]"===
*"''I'll bet you're right, Bones!''"
*"''Gosh, Bones, it's only a restaurant! I don't see my papa anywhere!''"
*"''Oh, bananas! Well, I guess it's back on the trail!''"
*"''Well, there's not enough of 'em to stop...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Hmmm, I don't see those baddies anywhere! I'm gonna get a bird's eye view!''"
*"''Thanks, guys!''"
*"''There they are! I gotta fly down and get 'em! Hmmm, I know!''"
*"''Okay, bullies! Your bike-swipin' days are over!''"
*"''Oh, no! Pedestrians! Time to do some fancy ridin'!''"
*"''I'd better pull things together!''"
*"''Don't worry, Alan! Bones can fix your bike!''"
*"''Those rotten bullies! Let's go get 'em!''"
*"''I know! Bones and me will teach you jungle acrobatics, then we'll all get your bikes back!''"
*"''Just remember everything I taught ya! If you guys pass this test, you can beat those bikenappers blindfolded! Okay, on your marks, get set, go!''"
*"''We gotta go along to give 'em confidence, Bones!''"
*"''Keep goin'! You got it!''"
*"''That's it! Monkey Jump those hurdles!''"
*"''Okay, Jill! Your turn!''"
*"''You did great!''"
*"''Wow, Bones! A perfect mud dive! My papa'd be proud!''"
*"''Go, go, go! You're almost there! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Now you guys are ready to take on those bullies! Okay, here's my plan!''!
*"''Bones! Come in, Bones! Any sign of them yet, best buddy?''"
*"''Remember, Grandma Bones! Lead them under the tree, and we'll do the rest! 10-4?''"
*"''Oh, banana peels! Bones is in trouble! Jump!''"
*"''Surrender, bike thieves!''"
*"''I gotta save Bones! Come on!''"
*"''I'll stop him!''"
*"''Okay, guys! We'll trick 'em this time!''"
*"''Nothin' except...Moo...(*makes monkey noises*)...oonkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''(*laughs*) What goes up...must come down! (*makes muscle noises*)''"
*"''We'll chase 'em down!''"
*"''Yes, we will, thanks to Bones's great idea!''"
*"''This 'oughta stop 'em in their tracks!''"
*"''See? All it takes is a little confidence, some jungle acrobatics...''"
*"''Mmmm! All that baddie chasing makes me hungry!''"

==="[[Junior Meets Kid Dynamo]]"===
*"''They're robbin' the gold reserve! We've gotta stop 'em!''"
*"''There's that safenapper!''"
*"''This'll fix him!''"
*"''I'm too late!''"
*"''Gosh, Bones! I'd sure like to have met that superhero kid!''"
*"''Hey, Bones! Where are ya?''"
*"''Where did you get such amazing powers?''"
*"''Bones and I would love to help you catch 'em!''"
*"''Come on! We gotta get crackin'!''"
*"''We'll follow on the motorcycle!''"
*"''Your super baddie days are over!''"
*"''Let's go get 'em, guys!''"
*"''Shoot a banana!''"
*"''My banana bomb works every time!''"
*"''Come on, Bones! We can't let Kid Dynamo down!''"
*"''Then you're gonna pay!''"
*"''As soon as we finish supper, Kid Dynamo, I gotta get back on the trail of my papa!''"

==="[[The Amazing Rollerskate Race]]"===
*"''Yeah, Bones, but sooner or later, I'm gonna find my papa Donkey Kong!''"
*"''I'd better skate to the rescue!''"
*"''Don't worry! Bones and I will get 'em back!''"
*"''Sure we will, Bones!''"
*"''We'll tow 'em line in!''"
*"''But we got the crate! Come on!''"
*"''Beats me, but Bones and I will go along in case they try again!''"
*"''Not yet, guys! First, I’m gonna show ya my papa Donkey Kong’s special warmup routine!''"
*"''Bones, you keep an eye on the crate!''"
*"''Right, TJ, but neither do we!''"
*"''There they are, Bones! Come on! We can’t let them get away!''"
*"''Okay, burro, follow that car!''"
*"''These peppers 'oughta give him some pep!''"
*"''Look, Bones! It's them!''"
*"''Yeah, Bones! They're smugglers! Come on! We gotta get 'em back!''"
*"''I got the skates, Bones!''"
*"''Okay! You can have 'em!''"
*"''But I didn't say I wouldn't take 'em back! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Anyone for beans?''"
*"''Now that's what I call...a baddie burrito!''"
*"''Bones, we gotta hurry! The race starts any minute!''"
*"''Cause we got the skates!''"
*"''Come on, Bones! We gotta skate along and make sure those baddies don't try any funny business!''"
*"''And Bones and I are gonna make sure no baddies get in your way!''"
*"''I'll take care of the turkeys!''"
*"''Good goin', Bones! A bull is just what I need to catch those baddies!''"
*"''Yeah, and now you gotta make sure TJ wins the race!''"
*"''No, you're not, 'cause I'm gonna catch you!''"
*"''And now a little present for the police! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''I caught those skatenappers! Now let's go see if TJ's gonna win!''"
*"''Bones and I are glad we could help you get it!''"
*"''So long, guys! We’ll be back after I find my papa Donkey Kong!''"

==="[[A Christmas Story]]"===
*"''Another Christmas without papa Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Look, Bones! A town!''"
*"''Excuse me, ma'am! Do you know who can fix our motorcycle?''"
*"''Wow, Mr. Anderson! How can you make so many neat toys?''"
*"''A tin soldier!''"
*"''We'll get it back!''"
*"''We'll go cross country...and cut 'em off! Skis away! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''We're ahead of 'em now!''"
*"''Here they come, Bones! Bones?''"
*"''That's it! Your snowman suit gives me an idea!''"
*"''And so is this one! (*gets out of his snowman disguise*) Surprised ya, didn't we?''"
*"''Bones! I see their truck!''"
*"''Oh, we can't let 'em, Bones!''"
*"''Speakin' of Santa...''"
*"''Catch, Bones!''"
*"''And now to wrap the presents!''"
*"''We got 'em, Bones! Bones?''"
*"''Oh, no! They're gettin' away!''"
*"''Maybe they went this way!''"
*"''We can find 'em from up there!''"
*"''I see 'em, Bones!''"
*"''We gotta go down and get 'em!''"
*"''Come on! We can't let 'em break it!''"
*"''Okay, hobos! We got ya cornered, so give back the toy machine!''"
*"''I gotta save those hobos, Bones! You get the toy machine!''"
*"''Merry Christmas, Bones!''"
*"''Good! You can help us wrap presents for Santa!''"

==="[[Gorilla Ghost (episode)|Gorilla Ghost]]"===
*"''I can't wait to visit my Uncle Julius at his zoo home! Maybe he knows where my papa Donkey Kong is!''"
*"''Oh, rotten bananas! I wonder why!''"
*"''Oh, I gotta find out if Uncle Julius is alright!''"
*"''You said it, best buddy!''"
*"''Yep! We're spendin' the night ghost huntin' with Uncle Julius!''"
*"''I'll teach that rotten ghost a thing or two! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Give up...you elephantnapper!''"
*"''Giddyup, birdies!''"
*"''Come on, Bones! We'll split up...and surround him!''"
*"''We need somethin' to get us out of here, Bones!''"
*"''An old trick my papa taught me!''"
*"''Maybe for now, but next time we'll be ready for him!''"
*"''Don't worry, Uncle Julius! You're not the last gorilla! Meet the new member of the family!''"
*"''He's comin' Bones! Just make like a gorilla, and I'll do the rest!''"
*"''Oh, rotten bananas! My pals are in trouble! Speakin' of bananas...''"
*"''A treat for me...and a trick for him!''"
*"''Take a load off your feet!''"
*"''We gotta break out of these chains!''"
*"''Now to pay a little surprise visit to Aurora!''"
*"''It's now or never, Uncle Julius!''"
*"''We'll just have to hop to it!''"
*"''Easy! We're gonna rock and roll!''"
*"''You sure did, best buddy, and now for a final touch!''"
*"''Well, Uncle Julius, I gotta go search for my papa Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Oh, you're the top ape with me, Bones, except for papa Donkey Kong, of course!''"

==="[[The Teddy Bear Scare]]"===
*"''We will, Mrs. Johnson!''"
*"''Yeah! It will help us get back on papa Donkey Kong's trail!''"
*"''Great! You can win Patty a prize!''"
*"''Let's get 'em, Bones!''"
*"''We gotta borrow this; it's an emergency! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''You'd better give me that teddy bear!''"
*"''You asked for it, bad guys!''"
*"''We're gainin' on 'em, Bones!''"
*"''I hope they like ice cream! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Keep pedaling, Bones! I gotta finish 'em off!''"
*"''Uh, oh! My best buddy needs me!''"
*"''I wonder what's so special about this teddy bear?''"
*"''Those rotten crooks! They hid money in it, and I bet it's stolen money!''"
*"''We gotta rescue Patty, and catch the real thieves!''"
*"''Hurry! Hurry! See the amazing Kormack do his magic tricks!''"
*"''Nope! Come back tomorrow, maybe they'll show up!''"
*"''Oh, wait! You ain't seen our disappearing act!''"
*"''We need two volunteers, right Bones, uh, I mean, Kormack?''"
*"''That should hold 'em for a while! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Right, 'cause this teddy is full of...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Come on, Bones! You gotta let the baddies catch me!''"
*"''I guess it's up to you, partner!''"
*"''Just use Monkey Muscle like I taught ya!''"
*"''Bones, you go free Patty! I got crooks to catch! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Hey, bad guys!''"
*"''Give up, or you'll be sorry!''"
*"''So, you wanna play?''"
*"''This one's for Patty!''"
*"''It's for you, Patty!''"
*"''If you're fishin' for crooks, that's the place!''"
*"''We'd love to...but we gotta find my papa Donkey Kong, right, Bones?''"

==="[[Double or Nothing]]"===
*"''Gosh, Bones! This is exciting! Your cousin Lucy Belle's gonna inherit a mansion!''"
*"''Look, Bones! There it is!''"
*"''Gosh! You two sure look alike!''"
*"''Don't worry, Lucy Belle! Bones and I will protect ya!''"
*"''And we're gonna get her back!''"
*"''You can't outrun me...'cause I got...Monkey Muscle!''"
*"''Well, Bones, we looked everywhere, and no sign of Lucy Belle!''"
*"''Wait! I know how we can rescue her and get her to the reading on time!''"
*"''Sure they will, Bones!''"
*"''And then they’ll try to grab ya...thinkin' you escaped...but I'll grab them first...and make 'em tell where Lucy Belle is!''"
*"''You okay, Lucy Bones, uh, uh, Lucy Belle?''"
*"''Poor Lucy Bones!''"
*"''It works like this, Bones! When you put the right pictures together, it forms a word! See? Sand plus witch!''"
*"''I'll save ya!''"
*"''I gotta follow him, and rescue both Lucy's!''"
*"''Time for a little Jungle Judo! (*laughs*) This 'oughta knock him off his feet!''"
*"''Now I'm gonna get ya!''"
*"''Yeah, and somethin' tells me we'll be hearin' from him again!''"
*"''It must be Lucy Belle!''"
*"''Well, I'd better huff, and puff, and blow the door down!''"
*"''You're free, Lucy Belle!''"
*"''And we don't have much time!''"
*"''There's your puzzle, Lucy Belle!''"
*"''Just a little longer!''"
*"''You've gotta be Lucy Bones until Lucy Belle finishes her puzzle, and help me lure those cousinnappers into a trap!''"
*"''Okay, Bones...(*laughs*)...ready?''"
*"''But this will!''"
*"''And now to make a pie out of those two bad apples!''"
*"''Had enough?''"
*"''Say! I know how to spring this trap!''"
*"''I won't let those baddies take your mansion!''"
*"''Now let's see who those bad guys really are!''"
*"''You've only got one minute, Lucy Belle!''"

==[[Doug's Health Club]]==
===Slim prisoner===
*"''Yeah! Now a fist bump!''"
*"''Yeah, but who?''"
*"''(*gasps*) That big gorilla's a real gorilla!''"
*"''Hey! Somebody's after our gorilla!''"
*"''(*Breathes heavily*) 67 to nothing! We're really whoppin' them!''"

===Stout prisoner===
*"''No, no, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! First, gotta pass the ball way over here, and then, it's in the end zone, over the wall!''"
*"''All we need is a guy the size of a gorilla to make our big play work.''"
*"''Yeah, and he's perfect for our escape plan!''"
*"''That was terrific, big guy! Welcome to Doug's Health Club! Hey, we'd better get you into a warm-up suit!''"
*"''Well, big fella, time to practice football!''"
*"''Now for starters, let's try catching a few passes! Stand over there and I'll toss you one! You gotta catch a big skin right in your belly!''"
*"''Oh, no! Not in your belly! Give me that ball, musclebrain!''"
*"''Let's forget practice and go into big play!''"
*"''The blackboard shows the big play, big boy!''"
*"''You got the picture now? Let's see you throw a long pass!''"
*"''Come on, big guy! You gotta get a good meal before the big escape, er, I mean, ha, game!''"
*"''Oh, I bet it's the guards trying to steal our star! Come on!''"
*"''(*laughs*) I guess you took care of him! Hey, big guy! Ready to play ball?''"
*"''Yeah! Now it's time for the big play! Do your stuff, big fella!''"
*"''22, 10, 18, hikes!''"
*"''This ain't how I planned it but it's good enough! Let's go!''"
*"''Not while we've got our star player here!''"
*"''So I lied!''"
*"''Let's scram!''"

==[[Dr. Demise]]==
*"''Hurry up with that safe, birdbrain!''"
*"''We can still grab the gold bullion from the Sweetville train!''"
*"''He won't be so super...when I drain all his powers!''"
*"''I told you! A strange meteor fell on this hospital ten years ago, and Kid Dynamo is ten years old! That meteor dust gave him his powers...and it will take his powers...away!''"
*"''We steal the thing he loves most...that scraggly blue mutt!''"
*"''That rotten kid's gotta live around here somewhere!''"
*"''Wait! There's his dog! Lower the rope, Horace!''"
*"''Kid Dynamo! I've got your dog!''"
*"''If I know that Kid Dynamo, he'll follow right into my trap!''"
*"''It's you who will learn a lesson, super squirt!''"
*"''I've reversed the molecular structure of the meteor dust! Your powers...are fading!''"
*"''Your superhero days are over!''"
*"''Activate the trapdoor!''"
*"''Too bad you three won't be around to watch me steal the gold from the Sweetville train!''"
*"''Good! Then all you do is cut a hole in a train cargo...then I'll lower the magnet...and pull up the safe!''"
*"''No one can stop me now!''"
*"''I'll knock that little twerp...out of the air!''"
*"''I've got him on the run!''"

==Elderly lady==
*"''Fool! Nincompoop! You've just ruined my car! I want...''"

==Fans==
===Black-dressed female fan===
*"''It's him! The New Wave Ape!''"

===Red-coated female fan===
*"''You gotta give me your autograph, please!''"
*"''Oh! He-he signed it!''"

==[[Flint Westwood]]==
*"''You're the producer! Dump Clovis! Find me a new ape!''"
*"''Clovis is a has-been! He's the reason why my last three pictures flopped! He's out! He's finished! My new pirate picture's gotta be a hit! I need an ape with talent...star appeal...and timing! (*Donkey Kong crashes into his office*) Uh-oh! It's him, my new face! I'm gonna make you a star, sweetheart!''"
*"''Time for a change, Clovis! I've got a new star! You're yesterday's news!''"
*"''Come on, kid! Time for our first scene! Uh, by the way, now that you're starring in my movie, I want to know your name!''"
*"''Quiet on the set! Action! (*bangs his fist on a table*) Serving boy, some food for me, and my mate!''"
*"''Cut! Terrific! That was stupendous, Donkey Kong! You're a genius! What style! What instinct! Clovis is nothing compared to you!''"
*"''Come on, Donkey Kong! Save your talents for the next stunt!''"
*"''Ready, kid? And, action!''"
*"''Good work, mate! I'll warn the others!''"
*"''Hey! That's not part of the scene! (*Clovis removes his mask*) Clovis, what are you doing in that ridiculous costume?''"
*"''Wonderful, 'cause I decided to rehire Clovis! I had no idea how much acting meant to him! Besides, Donkey Kong's too unstable! Look!''"

==Game attendants==
===Bottle toss attendant===
*"''Bullseye! A winner!''"

===Dunk tank attendant===
*"''He sure did, little girl...and here's the prize!''"

===High striker attendant===
*"''We got a winner!''"

===Pin toss attendant===
*"''Step right up and try your luck, kids!''"
*"''(*clears throat*) The last ball, kids!''"

==[[Geoffrey]]==
*"''And I'm Geoffrey the handyman...and Lucy Belle's favorite sweetie pie!''"
*"''How's about a little hug there, sugar darlin'?''"
*"''Yee-hot-diggidy dog! It's all yours, Lucy Belle!''"
*"''Yee-hee! The mansion's yours!''"

==[[Gorilla Ghost (character)|Gorilla Ghost]]==
*"''(*laughs*) What's the matter? Can't you carry an itty-bitty rock?''"
*"''Aurora! Those two gorillas and their scrawny friend escaped!''"
*"''Hey! Where could they have gone?''"
*"''I'll find 'em!''"
*"''What now, Aurora?''"
*"''It's those pests again!''"
*"''This 'oughta keep 'em out!''"

==Grandmother==
*"''Watch where you're going, Sonny!''"

==[[Harry and Walt|Harry]]==
*"''In here, Walt! We gotta hide!''"
*"''Yeah! Stuff it into one of those teddy bears!''"
*"''Coast is clear! Get the dough!''"
*"''Not for long, she won't!''"
*"''If you wanna see this little brat again, bring the teddy bear to the House of Horrors!''"
*"''(*grunts*) Hand over the bear!''"
*"''At last, the money!''"
*"''Hey, that takes care of him!''"
*"''That’ll fix 'em!''"

==[[Harry and Dee-Dee|Harry Tweed]]==
*"''Panther and the Thunderbolts is gonna make me a rich man!''"
*"''Yeah, but I'm gonna make sure that my band wins! We need someone dumb enough to steal that other group's guitars!''"
*"''Hey, what is it, actor? Why aren't you rehearsing?''"
*"''Let me think, alright, Dee-Dee?''"
*"''He looks to be dumb to me, what do you think?''"
*"''You're pretty talented! You want a job?''"
*"''With you on drums, Panther and the Thunderbolts will become new superstars!''"
*"''How about stepping into my office for a banana split?''"
*"''Get this for you, but first I want to show you a little trick! (*waves a banana in front of Donkey Kong*) You're gettin' sleepy!''"
*"''Exactly! He'll do whatever I say!''"
*"''Slam's car is out back! When I snap my fingers, you will steal their instruments, and then bury them in the alley!''"
*"''Did you get rid of Slam's instruments?''"
*"''Now Slam won't be able to play at the concert tonight and I'll keep all the prize money when my band wins! When I peel this banana, you will wake up and remember nothin'!''"
*"''Alright, shut up, now!''"
*"''Just get us to the concert hall, fast!''"
*"''Feeling sorry for Slam ain't gonna make us rich! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Hey, what's goin' on! Those stagehands are gonna ruin everythin'!''"
*"''Money, and we're gonna get rid of you meddlin' fools right now!''"
*"''We're gonna throw you two into the trash heap where you belong!''"

==Hat check attendant==
*"''I'll take your hats, sir!''"

==[[Hooligan brothers]]==
===Burly brother===
*"''Well, let's agree with him and make him lead us to the loot!''"
*"''Okay, sister, we want you to come with us!''"

==House of Horrors announcer==
*"''Welcome to the House of Horrors! (*laughs*)''"

==[[Mr. Bancroft and Hugo|Hugo]]==
*"''I don't know how you escaped, but you ain't gettin' away from me this time!''"
*"''Well, that won't stop us!''"
*"''We got her now!''"
*"''Hey, you're not Lucy Belle!''"
*"''The mansion! It's ours!''"

===Short brother===
*"''There's that dirty, double-crossing Mugsy!''"
*"''(*speaking through the burly brother's mouth due to an animation error*) Boy, Mugsy must've double-crossed him too!''"
*"''Yeah! Then we can make a trade!''"
*"''I don't know how Mugsy beat us here, but that's him on the jet, with the purple hat!''"
*"''Forget her, Dino! Mugsy's splittin' with the loot!''"
*"''Hey, come on and get out of here!''"

===Dino===
*"''Thanks, Knuckles! See you around!''"
*"''Now's our chance to convince Mugsy to turn over the loot to us!''"
*"''Well I know how to get that loot from Mugsy. Let's get his girlfriend!''"
*"''Come on, let's get going!''"
*"''Hey, get her back!''"
*"''No way! We want that loot!''"
*"''Double-crossing! That's my loot! Hey, give me that!''"

==[[Horace]]==
*"''Duh! I'm hurryin', Dr. Demise!''"
*"''Duh, yeah, but what's to stop the superkid from stoppin' us again?''"
*"''Uh, I still don't get what we're doin' here!''"
*"''But, but, how do we get him to come near it?''"
*"''Duh, right! He's comin', boss!''"
*"''Boss! I got the blowtorch, and I'm ready to board!''"
*"''Uh, I don't got one!''"

==[[Hoss and Coach|Hoss]]==
*"''Coach, we've got the rodeo prize money in the bag!''"
*"''Yeah, 'cause there's no one meaner than us! (*laughs*)''"
*"''That big gorilla thinks he's a cowboy!''"
*"''No sidewindin' monkey's gonna join this here rodeo!''"
*"''Says me! You're nothin' but a yellow-bellied, lily-livered, chicken-hearted, gorilla sissy!''"
*"''Yeah, but take a gander at how sweet that ape is...with a little lady!''"
*"''...and bribe that no cowape to stay out of the rodeo!''"
*"''Okay, Coach. You gotta get the ape away from the girl, so we can lasso her!''"
*"''Are you sayin' my idea is no good?''"
*"''Once I rope her, that big ape will pull out of the rodeo for sure!''"
*"''Got you this time!''"
*"''Let's saddle up and win us first prize!''"
*"''I still got one more sneaky trick in my saddleback!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Let's see how that gallopin' gorilla handles those critters!''"

==[[Jenny]]==
*"''Hi! My name's Jenny! You need some help?''"
*"''From my dad! He's the biggest, strongest truck driver in all of Texas!''"
*"''Hey, stop! Come back! Daddy!''"
*"''Those men have taken my father!''"
*"''Junior, they turned up that mountain road!''"
*"''Look, there's my dad!''"
*"''Oh, no! My poor dad! What are we going to do?''"
*"''And thanks again for bringing my daddy back to me! You're wonderful!''"

==[[Jenny's father]]==
*"''Be in sight, Jenny. We'll be ready to hit the road any minute.''"
*"''This is highway robbery! You'll never get away with it!''"
*"''You did an amazing job, boys! With those truck thieves in jail, the highways will be safe again.''"

==[[Cabeza and José|José]]==
*"''Sí, Señor Cabeza! When no one beats our bull, you'll get all the prize money!''"
*"''Look, Señor Cabeza! Someone has been watching us!''"
*"''We will check the cantina.''"
*"''I think the contest is over, boss!''"
*"''It's a vámonos!''"

==[[Solmes and Kenworth|Kenworth]]==
*"''It wasn't easy, but I got the combination to the safe!''"
*"''The jewels, at last!''"
*"''Get me outta here!''"
*"''I...(*stutters*)...I, uh, I caught a burglar trying to steal the jewels, but he got away!''"
*"''I'll call the zoo, and tell them he's a dangerous menace!''"
*"''Uh, hello, zoo! Uh, we have an escaped animal on the premises!''"
*"''An escaped gorilla, that's right! Please get here at soon as possible!''"
*"''Oh, you must be from the zoo!''"
*"''Whatever. That ape is a menace!''"
*"''You gotta help me get back inside and capture that ape!''"
*"''We gotta get the jewels away from that ape!''"
*"''So we can make our getaway!''"

==[[Kid Dynamo]]==
*"''Kid Dynamo...to the rescue!''"
*"''See you guys later! I've gotta catch those crooks!''"
*"''Nuts! Dr. Demise escaped me again!''"
*"''I'm almost ready!''"
*"''It's okay, Lightning! They're on our side!''"
*"''And we've been using them to fight crooks like Dr. Demise!''"
*"''Swell! We'll talk about it over milk and cookies!''"
*"''I've been searchin' all over for Dr. Demise's hideout...but I can't find it anywhere!''"
*"''Uh, no, mom! I said you sure are some cook!''"
*"''Watch this!''"
*"''It's all finished, dad!''"
*"''I'm comin', old boy!''"
*"''That won't stop me!''"
*"''Can I drop in to teach you crooks a lesson?''"
*"''I don't believe you!''"
*"''I won't...give up!''"
*"''I lost my powers!''"
*"''Meteor dust? Lightning, you're a genius!''"
*"''Now all I gotta do...is reverse back to normal!''"
*"''Except for...Kid Dynamo!''"
*"''Okay, Lightning, we'll let him...chase us!''"
*"''Well, Lightning, let's get down to the nuts and bolts of this!''"
*"''One captive crook...in express!''"

==Kid Dynamo's father==
*"''Ricky, remember you promised to rake those leaves!''"
*"''Ricky, started those chores yet?''"
*"''Oh, you boys must've helped!''"

==Kid Dynamo's mother==
*"''Did someone say something about crooks?''"
*"''Why, thanks, boys!''"
*"''Ricky, eat your vegetables so you'll grow up to be strong!''"

==[[Knuckles Darklings]]==
*"''Here's your half of the loot from the bank heist, boys!''"
*"''Heheh! Them Hooligan brothers fell for our trick, Mugsy!''"
*"''Now all we gotta do is get out of town before they find out we double-crossed them!''"
*"''Nobody's dumb enough to do that, Mugsy! It's too dangerous! (*hears Donkey Kong eating bananas*) What's that?''"
*"''Uhh, he couldn't decide which hat to wear, uhh, so he wore 'em all! (*laughs nervously*)''"
*"''Now mind your manners!''"
*"''See you, sucker!''"
*"''We're home free now, boss!''"
*"''Hey! That ape cheesed us! He's holding us back!''"
*"''Somebody do something!''"

==[[Lightning (character)|Lightning]]==
*"''Hurry, kid! Before some sneaky snooper sees us!''"
*"''I gotta protect your identity, kid!''"
*"''What's with the stare? Never seen a blue dog before?''"
*"''Not another one!''"
*"''Well, the cat's out of the bag, so I might as well tell ya! It all started when we were just pups!''"
*"''I was waitin' at the Sweetville Hospital for my master, whose wife had borne him a baby boy.''"
*"''All of a sudden, this blue ball of fire came fallin' out of the sky.''"
*"''It exploded, showerin' this blue dust over me and little Ricky.''"
*"''And that strange blue meteor dust somehow gave the kid and I our powers.''"
*"''Yeah! Even my super sniffer hasn't sniffed out those crooks!''"
*"''I've got a bad feelin' about this!''"
*"''I can't watch!''"
*"''Bones! Look out for the...''"
*"''I tried to tell him!''"
*"''Kid, we gotta nab those bad guys!''"
*"''I'm one step ahead of you, kid!''"
*"''I'd like to chase birds, kid, but this is too much!''"
*"''Yeah! Strong...like Kid Dynamo!''"

==[[Barnacle and Long John|Long John]]==
*"''Look, Barnacle, me lad! It's her, the Southern Belle!''"
*"''Aye, matey, but she's filthy rich, and we're gonna nab her, and get her dough! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Now's our chance!''"
*"''Aye, and it's going to be tough snatching her away from him!''"
*"''That big ape likes that blonde too! We could use her to lure her away from Persimmon!''"
*"''Here comes the ape! Now we can grab Ms. Moneybags!''"
*"''Come on, Barnacle! We've got a wedding to stop!''"
*"''Haha! So far, so good! Now, just do what I say!''"
*"''Haha, me lad! We're gonna be rich, rich, rich!''"

==[[Lucy Belle]]==
*"''Come in, Bones!''"
*"''I'm so glad you could make it!''"
*"''I feel so safe with you two here, but someone at the mansion is tryin' to stop me from attendin' the reading of the will!''"
*"''Yes, but I wasn't at the readin' of the will!''"
*"''You mean you inherited the mansion for me, Bones?''"
*"''Oh, well, I hope I can do it!''"
*"''Uh, this 'oughta take care of that little pest!''"
*"''Cousin Bones is in trouble!''"
*"''That's right, but I am!''"
*"''(*gasps*) My puzzle!''"
*"''(*gasps*) Why, it's Hugo and Mr. Bancroft the executive! Why them?''"
*"''Hmmm... Well, ma'am, hmmm... Run...pool...stilts...run...pool...stilts...car? I don't get it!''"
*"''Run...pool...stilts...can... (*gasps*) I know! Rumplestiltskin! My favorite fairy tale! Granddaddy used to read it to me when I was just a little baby!''"
*"''But I just couldn't have done it without Junior...and cousin Lucy Bones!''"

==[[Mario]]==
==="[[Mississippi Madness]]"===
*"''Take a look at this, Pauline. My plan for the most perfect Donkey Kong trap I've ever devised. All I need is a duck, a hunting dog, a bucket of water, a squirrel cage, ten feet of rope...and I'll have that big gorilla right where...belong?''"
*"''Well, what do you think?''"
*"''And so do these banana peels! Aha, it's Donkey Kong!''"
*"''I'm gonna cake that walking fur coat back down here!''"
*"''Right. Don't let anything happen to...Donkey Kong? Yeeesh!''"
*"''Haha, missed me! Close, but no banana!''"
*"''Alright, Donkey Kong! Drop those barrels and come out with your ha—paws up!''"
*"''Ready to give up, huh?''"
*"''I wish I was as good catching apes as I am catching fish! Throw me a line, Pauline!''"
*"''Maybe I 'oughta take early retirement...''"
*"''For some of us I think it's already too late.''"
*"''Alright, Donkey Kong! We know you're around here somewhere!''"
*"''Go on a hunch, I think we'd better duck in here!''"
*"''He's got Pauline! Look out above it, guy, 'cause here comes Mario!''"
*"''Uh, you wouldn't. (*Donkey Kong throws down a pillar*) Yeah, you would!''"
*"''You can roll out the barrel, banana breath, but you can't roll out Mario!''"
*"''Hang on, Pauline! I'm coming to save you!''"
*"''What happened to my ladder?''"
*"''I'm coming to save you, Pauline!''"
*"''Hmmm, if I was an 8-foot ape on the loose with a beautiful girl and a stolen emerald, where would I go?''"
*"''He already has, Pauline!''"
*"''I knew I would find you here, Donkey Kong! And this time, I'm ready for you with my trap!''"
*"''But we don't want the emerald-nappers; we want him! (*points to Donkey Kong, only to notice that he escaped*) Hey, what happened to Donkey Kong?''"

==="[[Gorilla Gangster]]"===
*"''We got you now, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Back in a minute, Pauline!''"
*"''That won't stop me, Donkey Kong! (*awning falls on him*) This, however, could be a problem!''"
*"''Don't worry, Pauline. We'll stumble onto his trail again. (*slips on some banana peels*) What did I tell you?''"
*"''Right, Pauline!''"
*"''That silly disguise didn't fool me for a second!''"
*"''Okay, you're gonna come along nicely, or do I have to use force?''"
*"''I hope it's not too late to get a refund on this fake.''"
*"''I'll catch you this time, banana breath!''"
*"''Now I've got you over a battle, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''A cleverly advanced battle with a hop, a skip, and a pump! (*hits barrel, only for pickle juice to spill out of it, sliding him back down to the first floor*) Next time I'll jump instead of pump.''"
*"''Uh-oh, they're getting away! (*sees a potted palm tree*) Huh! Why walk when you can fly? (*flaps his arms*) I'm coming to save you, Pauline!''"
*"''This is the last time that ape is going to escape! Take this, Donkey Kong! (*wraps a fire hose around Donkey Kong, only to be encased in himself*) You can say that again!''"
*"''I hope you're satisfied! Look at all the trouble you got Pauline into! (*Donkey Kong cries*) Alright, alright, cut it out! I know you didn't mean to do it, but we have to follow them before anything happens to her!''"
*"''I can take care of that, with my special double-twist rope trick!''"
*"''No problem! I have the perfect plan! If Donkey Kong can get them off the jet. Of course it was supposed to be for Donkey Kong, but...''"
*"''Cappy Airlines welcomes you! We fly you anywhere! No questions asked!''"
*"''Now...(*laughs*)...for a little wind!''"
*"''Even though you boys are all packed, it looks as if your flight has been cancelled!''"
*"''Now there's just one thing left to do!''"

==="[[Banana Bikers]]"===
*"''Voilà! Pauline, I created the two things that fugitive furball can't resist: bananas, and you! Any second, he'll come down the road in that direction, and trip my palm tree trap.''"
*"''Well, at least the trap worked.''"
*"''I guess it's up to us to save him.''"
*"''Don't worry, I've got something I've been saving for a moment like this. (*takes a roll of paper out of his van*) Time for my glue paper trap!''"
*"''Now, all you gotta do, is call him out, and he's ours!''"
*"''Hey, that's not part of the plan! (*gets wrapped up by his glue paper*) Oh, no! Yeech! Neither is this!''"
*"''I refuse to let a little bit stop me!''"
*"''I'm warning you, Donkey Kong! You've got five seconds to come out! 5...4...3...2...1...Time's up!''"
*"''There must be an easier way to make a living!''"
*"''He's gotta be here somewhere!''"
*"''Huh, so there he is! This 'oughta confuse him! (*tips over a row of mannequins that look like Pauline*)''
*"''Hey, you bumblin' baboon! You just tossed Pauline right into the arms of those bad guy bikers!''"
*"''We'll never catch them now!''"
*"''I think Donkey Kong's going to need some help. I'll take this shortcut, set a trap there for those juvenile delinquents.''"
*"''Here. I'd hate to waste a good Donkey Kong trap, but under the circumstances...oh, I'd better hurry!''"
*"''And now there's just one more loose end to tie up!''"
*"''He escaped again! How did that big ape learn to be so sneaky?''"

==="[[The Incredible Shrinking Ape]]"===
*"''Come back here, you goofy gorilla!''"
*"''There he is, Pauline, monkeying around as usual! Come on, now's our chance!''"
*"''And now for the old Mario surprise attack!''"
*"''Little ape?''"
*"''Or us!''"
*"''Simple. In an emergency, call the fire department. (*Mario and Pauline enter a fire truck*) There's no way he can escape me now!''"
*"''There's more than one way to bag that goofy buffoon!''"
*"''I'm coming to get you, you dopey ape!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Give up! You're down to your last gumball, barrel-brain!''"
*"''Okay, this is it!''"
*"''There's Pauline, in that glass, but I don't see those bad guys. We need a way to rescue her, a clever surprise attack! Maybe what we need is a...(*Donkey Kong grabs him*)...a plane! My idea exactly! Now to rescue Pauline!''"
*"''Okay, Donkey Kong! I got 'em zeroed-in!''"
*"''Nice going! That should tie them up for a while!''"
*"''That's easy for you to say!''"
*"''Not exactly my style...''"
*"''They got little Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Where are those crooked toymakers?''"
*"''I gotta admit, Donkey Kong, that's pretty clever.''"
*"''And here's a free ride back to the circus!''"
*"''That sneaky ape did it again!''"

==="[[Movie Mania]]"===
*"''Give it up, Donkey Kong! I'm used to your tricks!''"
*"''Uh, sorry to...drop in like this!''"
*"''Never mind, Pauline! I'll get us inside!''"
*"''Donkey Kong...in a movie?''"
*"''What else? I found Donkey Kong...and you'll never guess who's starring in Flint Westwood's next film!''"
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! I'll get close enough to hypnotize him, then he'll follow me anywhere! It's foolproof!''"
*"''You are getting sleepy, sleepy!''"
*"''No, no, no, it's not me. It just looks like me. What I mean is...you're getting tired, tired!''"
*"''Maybe, but it looks like a short career! Donkey Kong, look out!''"
*"''Now how am I going to capture that silly hollowhead ape way up there?''"
*"''Uh-oh, the mast is gonna fall!''"
*"''Me? That ape would never listen to me!''"
*"''Whoa! Donkey Kong, come down! I'm not going to...caaapture yoooooou!''"
*"''No question! The safest place is in this barrel!''"
*"''Catching gorillas is not my idea of fun!''"
*"''You heard the lady...it's time to go back to the big top!''"
*"''I'm wise to your little game, big guy!''"
*"''Heads up, Pauline!''"
*"''Yeah, and his next stop is the circus!''"

==="[[Gorilla My Dreams (Saturday Supercade)|Gorilla My Dreams]]"===
*"''I can last just as long as you, you big hunk of fuzz!''"
*"''Well, we'll just do some sneaking of our own!''"
*"''And I think we just found our first cluuuuuuuue!''"
*"''Yeah? Well I'm gonna catch myself a big ape! (*takes a floaty tube with a head resembling Pauline from a boy*) I'll bring it right back!''"
*"''He thinks he's gonna rescue Pauline, but I'm gonna rescue him instead!''"
*"''(*nervously laughs*) Is this seat taken?''"
*"''This is my cleverest plan ever! That ape won't know what hit him!''"
*"''Bye binding you, fuzzy-wuzzy!''"
*"''(*laughs*) I did it! I did it! I finally caught him!''"
*"''This is my greatest hour, Pauline! I captured Donkey Kong!''"
*"''(*cries*) It's not fair!''"
*"''Okay, you hairy Boy Scout! You did your good deed and now you're mine!''"
*"''I caught you fair and square, now give up!''"
*"''That's easier said than done when you're dealing with...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)''"

==="[[Little Orphan Apey]]"===
*"''Donkey Kong must be around here somewhere...''"
*"''I'll get him this time, Pauline!''"
*"''I know he's here someplace...probably right under our very noses!''"

==="[[Circus Daze]]"===
*"''Oh, I'm gonna catch that watermelon-munching gorilla!''"
*"''Alright, you overstuffed ball of fuzz! Give up!''"
*"''That Todd is dangerous! We've got to save him!''"
*"''This is our chance to get him back!''"
*"''What is the trouble with the patient?''"
*"''Better test his reflexes!''"
*"''Hmmm, this is serious! Better lie down!''"
*"''Okay, take a deep breath!''"
*"''(*smacks his lips*) It's a big case of capulosis apeitosis! We have to operate!''"
*"''Sure, and now to take him to the hospital.''"
*"''(*stutters*) Take two bananas and call me in the morning!''"
*"''(*laughs*) He's falling for it!''"
*"''There's no way out, Donkey Kong! It's me, Mario, your friend! Remember?''"
*"''(*groans*) Soon they forget!''"
*"''I learned a few tricks in the circus too!''"
*"''You can help me rescue Pauline for starters!''"
*"''Hey, musclehead!''"
*"''(*laughs*) What a team!''"
*"''Looks like we're all gonna have to do a Triple Trapeze Flip!''"
*"''And now for your encore!''"
*"''Now it's time to bring the curtain down on that flyin' furball!''"

==="[[The Great Ape Escape]]"===
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! This time he won't get far!''"
*"''I'm tired of playing second-to-none to that sneaky gorilla! Fire when ready!''"
*"''A sleeping gas! (*laughs*) Pleasant dreams, furball!''"
*"''Furball will never spot me! (*laughs*) Until it's too late!''"
*"''Hey! That ape's on the prison football team! They pass, and then one, and then go over the prison wall!''"
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! I know how to tackle that ape!''"
*"''That goony gorilla's gonna eat his way up this ladder, right into my net!''"
*"''Trapped you this time! What'cha gotta say about that?''"
*"''Help me down, Pauline! I gotta cook up an idea to catch that silly gorilla!''"
*"''...and then he comes through those doors and into this kettle! Voilà! The bâche tout, and a Mario!''"
*"''There he is now! Ready?''"
*"''Ahaha! You must try this baked ham! And, ze egg foo young! Chickpea rye meringue! Neapol!''"
*"''Oh, tummy tummy, let me help you to your seat! Right 'dis way, sir!''"
*"''Well, for once and for all, that's iiitttttttttt!''"
*"''You want that food? You've got it!''"
*"''I can catch anything you can serve, turkey!''"
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! I'm gonna throw the furball for a loss this time!''"
*"''Outside, clipping, illegal use of the punt!''"
*"''I'm not gonna ever rob the bank!''"
*"''Don't worry! I'll save him!''"
*"''Two down and a gorilla to go!''"
*"''Looks like that furball outscored us again!''"

==="[[How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?]]"===
*"''Hey, melonhead! Come on down from there!''"
*"''There he goes in that...limousine?''"
*"''Look, Pauline!''"
*"''The circus!''"
*"''No sweat! I got disguises for all occasions!''"
*"''ACME Laundry Service. Uh, you've got anything for us?''"
*"''Oh, yes you do! One ape fur coat in the bag!''"
*"''Come on, furball! Don't get stubborn on me!''"
*"''You bet! When fuzzface gets ready to putt, I'll net him!''"
*"''If the gorilla won't come to the net, the net will come to the gorilla!''"
*"''I'm stuck...in a cement trap!''"
*"''I don't see 'em!''"
*"''I hear something!''"
*"''This time you're going back to the circus!''"
*"''I don't think that's a problem!''"
*"''(*sobs*) That sneaky ape did it again!''"

==="[[Get Along, Little Apey]]"===
*"''Neither can furface! I'll catch him if it's the last thing I do!''"
*"''Come on! We still have an ape to catch!''"
*"''Gotcha this time!''"
*"''(*with Donkey Kong*) Truce?''"
*"''She's right! All we gotta do is figure out how to make the money!''"
*"''{{'}}Greenhorn, Texas. Rodeo...(*with Pauline*)...Cash Prizes!{{'}}''"
*"''...and win cash prizes...and we'll help him!''"
*"''Truce?''"
*"''Uh, pardner here wants to register for the rodeo!''"
*"''I guess we took care of them, didn't we?''"
*"''Plenty of time before the rodeo starts; let's relax in there, big buddy!''"
*"''Hey! I was gonna ask her to dance!''"
*"''You let them get Pauline!''"
*"''Give me that now, you! 'If you want to see your cowgirl again you'll withdraw from the rodeo!' We got to rescue Pauline and win that rodeo!''"
*"''I'll bet Pauline's in that loft!''"
*"''It's good to be on the right side of the barrel for worse!''"
*"''I gotta hand it to you, furball, you did good! Here's your share!''"
*"''I guess this sorta means the truce is over!''"
*"''Hey, no fair! You didn't give me a chance!''"
*"''Yowtch! Darn that gorilla! Yowtch!''"

==="[[El Donkey Kong]]"===
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! He won't get away this time!''"
*"''Give up, bananabrain! You can't hide from me!''"
*"''I'll grab that sneaky furball while he isn't lookin'!''"
*"''This'll work better than my special net!''"
*"''Stop it, you numbskull!''"
*"''Put me down!''"
*"''You're going back to the circus, you overgrown banana peeler!''"
*"''Okay, but only until the contest is over!''"
*"''That's some machine he's got!''"
*"''I think we lost them!''"
*"''I've got an idea!''"
*"''Uh-oh, it's Cabeza and his muscle man!''"
*"''Wait a minute! I've got an idea!''"
*"''It was working!''"
*"''I've almost got it, Pauline!''"
*"''He needs us? Cabeza put us in a real jam!''"
*"''Don't look now, Pauline, but that mechanical bull is after us!''"
*"''And now he's mine!''"
*"''This time nothin' should stop me!''"

==="[[New Wave Ape]]"===
*"''Come back here, you lump of fur!''"
*"''I'm coming, Pauline! He got away again!''"
*"''Yeah! That creep hypnotized him!''"
*"''We got a super extra giant-sized banana pizza with two kinds of cheese here!''"
*"''Uh, well the pizza's so big you gotta help me get it out of the truck!''"
*"''It's in here!''"
*"''Hold on, I've got something else for you! A little extra pizza dough! Gotcha, furball!''"
*"''Boy, I've really got him this...whoahoahoahoahime!''"
*"''With these disguises, we can get close to furball, re-hypnotize him...''"
*"''You will obey...my every command!''"
*"''Return Slam's instruments! Return Slam's instruments!''"
*"''You'll get yours, you crook!''"
*"''I'll get her!''"
*"''You didn't win anything, furball!''"
*"''He's done it again, Pauline!''"

==="[[Greenhouse Gorilla]]"===
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! We'll catch him!''"
*"''Did he look like this?''"
*"''I've got it! You help us find Donkey Kong, and we'll help you find Herman!''"
*"''Come on, Stanley! We're gonna get your plant and our ape!''"
*"''Sure, sure! My vacuum trap is foolproof!''"
*"''Don't worry! My vacuum trap is completely harmless!''"
*"''What did I tell you! See, Stanley, Herman is perfectly fine!''"
*"''Now into the van, and we're home free!''"
*"''What? After 'em!''"
*"''Quick, into the van! We can't lose them now!''"
*"''We'll get that knucklehead this time!''"
*"''Oh, no, I can't see!''"
*"''Roll up your windows!''"
*"''Then that's where our next big job is!''"
*"''Right! I'll distract that creep long enough for Pauline to tell furface what's going on!''"
*"''Uh, excuse me, sir! These are for you! And these! And these! And these!''"
*"''Thanks to you we have Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Aww, come back here, you overgrown puffball!''"

==="[[Hairy Parent]]"===
*"''Oh yes we will! Watch a master at work!''"
*"''Voilà! It's an elephant! That beanbrain buffoon will never recognize us!''"
*"''Hey, leave me alone!''"
*"''What do you think you're doin'! I'm no elephant, see? Now split!''"
*"''I said split, not sit!”
*"''Oh, no he's not!''"
*"''Don't worry; this'll stop him!''"
*"''Now I really have him up a tree!''"
*"''Aww, nuts!''"
*"''That furball is gonna eat his way to Curtis, Africa!''"
*"''Nap, schnap! I'll lasso him before he gets away!''"
*"''Your ape? This ape is my ape!''"
*"''He's not your ape, and you let him get away!''"
*"''May the best man win!''"
*"''Don't worry, Pauline! My net trap never fails!''"
*"''What's goin' on here?''"
*"''Hey, you can't dig that here!''"
*"''Why should I?''"
*"''Oh, yeah? Well, I'm puttin' feathers in mine!''"
*"''I'm gonna catch him in my trap!''"
*"''Gotcha! I won! Yahoohoohoo!''"
*"''Who is Momma?''"
*"''Who's Sonny?''"
*"''But I just caught him!''"
*"''Oh, alright!''"
*"''Put me down, you hairy antelope!''"
*"''Well, we just can't go bargin' in there; we need a plan! Let me think!''"
*"''This is never gonna work!''"
*"''Now, where did I put my saw?''"
*"''I'm not Poppa, you foolish fur-faced female! I'm Mario!''"
*"''Hold on just a second here! You can't sell me! I'm not a gorilla! See? (*attempts to pull the head of his gorilla disguise off, but to no avail*) It's...stuck!''"
*"''Silly! That's not funny, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''He won't trap any animals for a while!''"
*"''Yeah, but not as sweet as catching that furball! Oh, no!''"

==[[Maxwell and Boris|Maxwell]]==
*"''Is it ready yet, Boris?''"
*"''Yes, making them the most incredible dolls in the world: living dolls! Now, all we need is our first victim!''"
*"''He's real, alright, and he's about to become...very, very small! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Fire the shrinking ray!''"
*"''Excellent! We'll get three for the price of one!''"
*"''There's that little ape, in the train! (*picks up the toy train*) Got him!''"
*"''Boris, don't let him get away!''"
*"''We've got him cornered!''"
*"''Check every toy! He's on this shelf somewhere! (*walks over to a dollhouse*) Huh, maybe he's in here!''"
*"''Ugh, we'll never catch him this way! Let's track him with the guard dog!''"
*"''Come on! We'll get him this time!''"
*"''Don't worry, they'll come back to the toy store to find her, and when they do, we'll be ready! (*laughs*)''"
*"''We'll grab them, when they try to rescue the girl!''"
*"''They're after the shrinking machine!''"
*"''Finally, my furry friend, you're mine!''"

==[[Mickey and Stretch|Mickey]]==
*"''Heh! And we'll take that!''"
*"''Oh, yeah! Who's gonna stop me!''"
*"''Whoever it is, he sure is strong!''"
*"''Look, Stretch! An old lady on a bike!''"
*"''Say, granny! You got the time?''"
*"''Here he comes! Get ready to spring!''"
*"''Uh, I think you'd better rescue your pal!''"
*"''Heheh, yeah! Nothing can stop us now!''"

==[[Miss Persimmon O'Hara]]==
*"''Why, hello, Captain! I'm Miss O'Hara, but do call me Persimmon! I do so love seeing fair gentlemen!''"
*"''Oh, I lost my glasses, but I know my hero anywhere!''"
*"''You handsome hunk of man! You're my dream come true! You can have my millions...anything you want!''"
*"''Bananas? Why, I own the biggest banana plantation in the world!''"
*"''Here you go, Donkey Wonkey!''"
*"''Don't think they'll ever mind, honey, somebody else can help her!''"
*"''Oh no, you don't! You can't take my man! The money! The bananas!''"
*"''We are gettin' married, just as soon as I get you a tuxedo for the wedding!''"
*"''Oh, Darling! You saved me again!''"
*"''Come on, sugar plum! The Captain is waiting to marry us!''"
*"''I'm finally gettin' married! I can't believe it!''"
*"''You're gonna be sorry, sorry, sorry when my folk catches you!''"
*"''Why, Captain! I didn't know you cared!''"

==[[Momma (Saturday Supercade)|Momma]]==
*"''Momma miss him!''"
*"''Poppa! You came back!''"

==Mother==
*"''A gorilla! Help!''"

==[[Mr. Anderson]]==
*"''Well, when you're Santa's helper, you got to have a little help of your own! (*laughs*) So I have a toy-making machine!''"
*"''I'll demonstrate! Name a toy!''"
*"''Now let's have a little look at your bike!''"
*"''My machine! Without it, Santa won't have enough toys for the kids!''"
*"''Always has in the past!''"
*"''Midnight! Right on schedule!''"

==[[Mr. Bancroft and Hugo|Mr. Bancroft]]==
*"''Ladies and gentlemen! It's time to read the will! 'I, Colonel Hubert Jefferson, do bequeath my mansion to my lovin' great-granddaughter, Lucy Belle Jefferson.'"
*"''But there is one condition! Your great-grandfather wanted to make sure no imposter inherited his mansion...and so he left this puzzle!''"
*"''Now only the real Lucy Belle can solve it...and you have to complete it by midnight!''"
*"''There she is! Let's get her!''"
*"''No, but you have!''"
*"''And now to care of Lucy Belle...for good!''"
*"''Only three more minutes to midnight! You'll never finish it now!''"
*"''Yeah! There's no way she can finish the puzzle without this!''"

==[[Mr. Barkley]]==
*"''And all these trees around us...are long-needled pines.''"
*"''Well, Nature Scouts, there's squirrels and raccoons...and then there's the coyote! You never know when one of those critters might drop in for a handout!''"
*"''What do you want with me?''"
*"''Alright. It's because Twin Falls River changed its course while you were in prison. Your cave is hidden behind this waterfall.''"
*"''The waterfall you're looking for is not far from here.''"
*"''Come on, Scouts! Follow me!''"
*"''Give up! We've got you outnumbered!''"
*"''Well, thanks to you boys, there'll be no more crooks to interfere with our nature hike!''"

==[[Mr. X]]==
*"''Gotta scare him off! He'll be around here somewhere!''"
*"''And that's his metal-eating plant...that's going to make me a fortune...and this is how I'm going to get him!''"
*"''Come, Herman! I'm going to take you away from all this!''"
*"''Oh! You heavy!''"
*"''Hey! Uh, eh, Herman seems to like you! (*stutters*)''"
*"''(*laughs*) So, why don't you come along with us? You can take care of Herman, and I'll take care of you!''"
*"''Oh, no! It's that evil gardener! He wants to hurt his poor, innocent plants!''"
*"''(*laughs*) He's going to feed Herman every vault in town! That way, I get the loot, and Donkey Kong gets the blame!''"
*"''Now to put that plant to use!''"
*"''Guess hey, Donkey Kong! It's almost Herman's lunchtime!''"
*"''Pick out anything you want...on me!''"
*"''Hey, you shouldn't spoil your appetite...on all that junk food! Come and get something nice to eat!''"
*"''Must be his lunch break! Help yourself to an appetizer, Herman!''"
*"''(*laughs*) You go ahead! I'll pay for all this!''"
*"''(*laughs*) That 'ought to cover it!''"
*"''This our getsaway!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Good going, Donkey Kong! Let's go!''"
*"''I have a surprise for you!''"
*"''We're going to a fancy party...and there'll be lots of goodies for Herman!''"
*"''Okay, I'll look around, and meet you back here!''"
*"''What's going on heeeeeeere?''"
*"''Herman gettin' hungry, Donkey Kong! You want to find some metal like, uh, the delicious safe 'ought to savor him!''"
*"''It's all yours, Herman!''"
*"''Ahh, the biggest haul yet!''"
*"''Get me out of here!''"

==[[Mrs. Johnson]]==
*"''Now you take good care of my little Patty, boys!''"
*"''See you at six!''"
*"''Oh, there you are, Patty!''"
*"''What an imagination you have, Patty!''"
*"''Thanks, boys, here's your money!''"

==[[Mugsy]]==
*"''Yeah, heheh! We got a suitcase full of cash, and they got a suitcase full of dirty socks!''"
*"''Right, but first I gotta get somebody to impersonate me at the speakeasy club tonight, so when the Hooligan brothers come after me, they'll get the wrong guy!''"
*"''That's the dumb ape who's gonna take my place!''"
*"''Say, friend, how'd you like to have all the bananas you could eat?''"
*"''Fine. Then all you have to do...is dress up like me!''"
*"''Not now! Tonight!''"
*"''Right this way, pal. Your limo is waiting.''"
*"''Have fun at the club, pal! (*slams the limousine door*) And remember, you’re me for tonight!''"
*"''Let's get this thing in the air, Darklings!''"
*"''Hey, get off of this plane!''"
*"''Come on! We don't have any other choice!''"
*"''What's going on?''"
*"''Get us out of here!''"

==Museum guards==
*"''It's a giant ape, and he's stealing the emerald!''"
*"''Somebody get that girl out of the way!''"
*"''He's got the emerald!''"
*"''Looks like you caught yourselves the real emerald-nappers!''"

==[[Nature Scouts]]==
===Brown-haired boy===
*"''Look out, Mr. Barkley! A bear!''"

===Blonde girl===
*"''And he's taken the road to the old ranger's cabin!''"

===Brunette girl===
*"''Tell us about the animals!''"
*"''Mr. Barkley is inside!''"
*"''Yeah! Then he went to jail for usin' his bear to rob a bank!''"
*"''Oh, no! The water's rising too fast!''"
*"''What about the leak, Junior?''"

===Redheaded boy===
*"''Wow, you know everything about the Rocky Mountains, Mr. Barkley!''"
*"''It's a coyote!''"
*"''I know that guy! He used to be in the circus with a trained grizzly!''"
*"''Hey, look! Old zebrapants is back!''"
*"''You're all washed up now, Mr. Bad Guy!''"

==[[Panther and the Thunderbolts]]==
===Blond-haired member===
*"''Yeah, welcome to the band!''"

===Pai===
*"''Hey, uh, Mr. Tweed!''"
*"''Like, uh, we need another drummer to play at the contest tonight! Six had too many chili dogs, you know!''"
*"''Huh, wow, man! Huh, you're an ape! Far out!''"
*"''Looks like we've got ourselves one far out brother!''"
*"''I get ya! A sort of new wave ape! We'll go to the Cutting Edge Salon!''"
*"''That's it, man! It looks totally rad!''"
*"''Yeah, really! Let's get back to the motel to practice!''"
*"''Hey, drummer boy! Come on! It's showtime!''"
*"''Get your elbow outta my ear!''"
*"''Like, come on, apey! We gotta get set up!''"
*"''Huh, like, what's going down here?''"
*"''Like, I get your drift! He cheated so we could win, and so he could keep all the dough!''"
*"''We're gonna win, but we'll do it without cheating! You are fired!''"

==[[Patty Johnson]]==
*"''Let's go! We've got games to play and rides to ride!''"
*"''Oh, neat! Look at all the prizes!''"
*"''Come on, Bones! You can do it!''"
*"''Well, I just want that big teddy bear!''"
*"''Let's buy us some ice cream!''"
*"''Junior! Bones! Those mean men took my teddy bear!''"
*"''Wow! You got my teddy bear back!''"
*"''Let go, you bullies! Help!''"
*"''Wow! You hit the bullseye and dunked those creeps!''"
*"''Wow! It's beautiful!''"
*"''Mommy, we had such a good time! I won a teddy bear...and these bad guys stole it...and it was full of money...and then they grabbed me...and locked me up...and...''"
*"''And I want them to bring me back tomorrow...'cause I didn’t get to ride on Humongous!''"

==[[Pauline]]==
==="[[Mississippi Madness]]"===
*"''We're bound to pick up Donkey Kong's trail on the other side of this river, Mario.''"
*"''Hmmm, I think that deckhand looks very familiar.''"
*"''Be careful, Mario. Don't let anything happen to Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Here you go, Mario!''"
*"''Mario, are you alright?''"
*"''Come on, we've got to find Donkey Kong before it's too late!''"
*"''We got to find him, Mario. If Donkey Kong falls into the hands of an unscrupulous person, oh, there's no telling what will happen!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, shame on you!''"
*"''You just put that emerald right back where you found it!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, now behave yourself!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, whatever happened to our trainer-animal relationship?''"
*"''I don't know what you've got in mind, but whatever it is, forget it! I mean it, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''You know you can't hide us in this swamp forever, Donkey Kong.''"
*"''No, I think we should go somewhere warm and dry, like maybe back in the circus?''"
*"''Besides, you know Mario is going to find you.''"
*"''You expect me to take a duck's word for that?''"
*"''Glad to be of help...''"
*"''He was here a minute ago.''"

==="[[Gorilla Gangster]]"===
*"''Sometimes, I think we're just never going to get Donkey Kong back to the circus!''"
*"''Come on, let's see where it leads!''"
*"''Mario, there he is!''"
*"''Not him, Mario. (*points to the actual Donkey Kong*) Him!''"
*"''Be a good boy, Donkey Kong! Come back to the circus with us!''"
*"''Does this mean you're finally giving up? (*Donkey Kong recites his name while holding a barrel above him*) I'll take that as a no.''"
*"''Don't do anything we'll both regret, Donkey Kong.''"
*"''Mario, you almost hit Donkey Kong!''"
*"''I take it that's not how it's supposed to work.''"
*"''No, no, let go of me!''"
*"''Let me go, you bullyson!''"
*"''We got to stop them from getting away! They're crooks!''"
*"''This way, please!''"
*"''But you're still going on a trip...to jail!''"

==="[[Banana Bikers]]"===
*"''Mario, your latest Donkey Kong trap is a real work of art!''"
*"''It's a great plan, Mario, except for one thing: Donkey Kong's coming from the other direction!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, in a motorcycle gang? Oh, he could get in real trouble!''"
*"''Mario, if we don't capture Donkey Kong fast, he'll turn Pleasant Bluff into a ghost town!''"
*"''Alright, Mario. Oh, Donkey Kong, It's me, Pauline!''"
*"''Oh, Donkey Kong, now put me down!''"
*"''Whatever you're thinking, Donkey Kong, stop it this minute!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, shame on you!''"
*"''I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong puts all of you in jail!''"
*"''Thank you for saving me from that big ape!''"
*"''Well, that takes care of those bikers!''"
*"''I trained him that way.''"

==="[[The Incredible Shrinking Ape]]"===
*"''Mario, Donkey Kong's no bigger than a mouse! Let's do something before something terrible happens to him!''"
*"''They're going to sic their guard dog on poor defenseless Donkey Kong! What do we do?''"
*"''Mario, come on! Donkey Kong is headed into the city!''"
*"''Mario, hurry! He's headed into that coffee shop!''"
*"''There he is, Mario!''"
*"''Mario! Donkey Kong! (*sighs*) I've got a bad feeling something awful's about to happen!''"
*"''Good going, guys! My heroic Donkey Kong!''"
*"''It's the shrinking machine! Put me down over there!''"
*"''Hold them off while figure out how to work this thing!''"
*"''Mario, I figured out how to reverse this ray!''"
*"''This will even up the odds!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, we've been looking all over for you!''"
*"''I'm so proud of you! Here's a little reward.''"
*"''What did you expect? He's...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)''"

==="[[Movie Mania]]"===
*"''Uh-uh, don't even think of it, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Some free tickets to the circus. Here, take your friend!''"
*"''Come on Mario! Donkey Kong's getting away!''"
*"''Look! He jumped into Global Studios!''"
*"''But we need...''"
*"''We'd better dig fast! Who knows what will happen to Donkey Kong in a movie studio?''"
*"''Mario, what happened?''"
*"''We've got to catch him now! If Donkey Kong becomes a star, oh, we'll never get him back to the circus!''"
*"''But is it gorilla-proof?''"
*"''Where did you learn your table manners, Donkey Kong?''"
*"''I always knew Donkey Kong had a knack for show business!''"
*"''I don't know who or what that mass thing is, or what he's up to; I do know we've got to rescue Donkey Kong before it can harm him!''"
*"''There's no time for capturing, Mario! That Phantom's chopping down the mast! You stop that this minute!''"
*"''That won't last long, Mario! You've got to climb up and coax him down!''"
*"''Sure he would, Mario! All you've got to say is: 'Donkey Kong, come down! I'm not going to capture you; I'm only trying to protect you.''"
*"''Donkey Kong, oh, I'm glad you're safe!''"
*"''(*giggles*) I know you like me, Donkey Kong, but, but you've got to rescue Mario!''"
*"''Save me, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, look out for the gangplank!''"
*"''You wouldn't dare!''"
*"''Give up! Donkey Kong's too clever for you!''"
*"''Oh no! Donkey Kong, watch out!''"
*"''That's my ape!''"
*"''Well done, Donkey Kong! Now, if you'll just fly us back to the circus!''"
*"''You did it! We got Donkey Kong at last!''"
*"''He always didn't have a flair for the dramatics!''"

==="[[Gorilla My Dreams (Saturday Supercade)|Gorilla My Dreams]]"===
*"''Donkey Kong, wait! (*pants*) Don't you ever get tired of being chased?''"
*"''Donkey Kong's sneaking aboard that ocean liner, Mario!''"
*"''He's on this ship somewhere, Mario!''"
*"''This is no time for a dip, Mario! Look! That Donkey Kong's caught himself a girlfriend!''"
*"''Help! Help! I can't swim!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, you stop that this instant!''"
*"''Okay, Donkey Kong, it's time to come back to the circus!''"
*"''Come on, Mario! We've got a wedding to stop!''"
*"''Mario, you've got to let him go. Those crooks grabbed Persimmon! Donkey Kong's the only one who can save her!''"
*"''There he goes!''"
*"''Look at it this way, Mario; you caught him once. You can catch him again!''"

==="[[Circus Daze]]"===
*"''There he is, Mario!''"
*"''Oh, no! It's that rotten circus owner Barney Todd! (*gasps*) Oh, I'd better warn Mario!''"
*"''Barney Todd captured Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Mario, our ape is in terrible danger! Not even Donkey Kong can perform the Triple Trapeze Flip!''"
*"''You tell him, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''I don't let anyone train Donkey Kong, but me!''"
*"''I think we need a second opinion, doctor!''"
*"''Mario, you missed!''"
*"''Good going, Mario!''"
*"''So much for that rescue attempt!''"
*"''No, Donkey Kong! It's too dangerous!''"
*"''Now we need some teamwork to rescue Donkey Kong!''"
*"''Come on down, Donkey Kong! You don't have to do the Triple Trapeze Flip.''"
*"''Donkey Kong, the lions are loose!''"
*"''You saved the day, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''That's the last circus act he'll ever perform!''"
*"''Performed by the one, and only...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)''"

==="[[The Great Ape Escape]]"===
*"''Hurry, Mario! He's getting away!''"
*"''Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mario?''"
*"''Wake up, Mario!''"
*"''Donkey Kong jumped over that prison wall! Oh, I just hope Mario dreams up a way to get Donkey Kong back!''"
*"''I think you've got your head in the clouds, Mario!''"
*"''Over the wall? That's not a football play; that’s a prison break! Oh, and my Donkey Kong's part of it!''"
*"''I keep telling him not to talk with his mouth full!''"
*"''(*partially spoken in Mario’s voice due to an animation error*) Oh, and the chicken cajun chow! The parmesano special! Broccoli! Roasted fish stick!''"
*"''I'd hate to interrupt the chef at work, but we have a football game to stop!''"
*"''I don't know about this, Mario.''"
*"''Mario needs help! (*Pauline drops her pom-poms made of bananas on the field, only for Mario to slip on them*) Now Mario really needs help!''"
*"''Donkey Kong's out of prison, but not out of trouble!''"
*"''He's up there, Mario! (*gasps*) Oh, he could get hurt!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, these guys are crooks! That was a prison, not a health club!''"
*"''Way to go, Donkey Kong!''"
*"''There goes Donkey Kong!''"

==="[[How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?]]"===
*"''Mario, come back! Donkey Kong's getting away!''"
*"''(*sighs*) What's he getting us into now?''"
*"''It's the same limousine Donkey Kong rode in!''"
*"''Excuse me, have you seen a big, loveable ape?''"
*"''Donkey Kong wouldn't hurt a fly!''"
*"''We can get in through this ventilator shaft!''"
*"''We've got to warn Donkey Kong and his little friend!''"
*"''Are you sure this will work, Mario?''"
*"''I'll bet those thieves planned this!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, no! It's a...''"
*"''It's just Donkey Kong!''"
*"''How do we tell Brian that his new friend has to leave?''"
*"''What did you expect? He's...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)''"

==="[[Get Along, Little Apey]]"===
*"''We can't go on much longer in this heat, Mario!''"
*"''I think we're in trouble, Mario!''"
*"''(*pants*) I have an idea. Why don't we call a truce?''"
*"''If there was ever a time for a truce, this is it!''"
*"''We need to make some money to fix the van! And Donkey Kong needs...''"
*"''Donkey Kong could ride in the rodeo...''"
*"''Wow, Donkey Kong! That's great!''"
*"''Mario, look out!''"
*"''Hey, guys! This'll help you stop those rodeo rogues!''"
*"''One more to go, Mario!''"
*"''That's you, Donkey Kong! Hurry!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, look out!''"
*"''Now you've got two more nasty critters to round up!''"
*"''My hero! You sure taught them!''"
*"''You did it! You won!''"
*"''Well, Mario, the truce is definitely over!''"

==="[[El Donkey Kong]]"===
*"''Hurry, Mario! We've got to catch Donkey Kong before he crosses the Mexican border!''"
*"''He went that way, Mario! 'Don Diego's Hacienda'!''"
*"''We can't let that happen!''"
*"''You stay here. We'll go sign him up for the contest.''"
*"''Here it is, the bullring.''"
*"''Mario, look!''"
*"''He's got a mechanical bull, Mario!''"
*"''Let's get out of here!''"
*"''No such luck!''"
*"''How are we going to get past them to warn Donkey Kong?''"
*"''There's Donkey Kong! Come on, Mario!''"
*"''What are we gonna do?''"
*"''We can dance our way over to Donkey Kong!''"
*"''It's working, Mario!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, they've got a mechanical bull!''"
*"''We've got to get out of this bullpen! Donkey Kong needs us!''"
*"''We got to warn Donkey Kong about that mechanical bull!''"
*"''I hope we can get to Donkey Kong before Cabeza spots us!''"
*"''Look out, Donkey Kong! It's a mechanical bull!''"
*"''They're after us, Mario!''"
*"''Face it Mario; he's a real crowdpleaser!''"

==="[[New Wave Ape]]"===
*"''Hurry, Mario!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, look out! I never taught you to cross a street like that!''"
*"''Oh, they're beautiful!''"
*"''He went that way! Aww, sweet ape!''"
*"''Donkey Kong's in trouble!''"
*"''Mario, we got to get to Donkey Kong before the concert! Slam needs their instruments back!''"
*"''Come on, Mario! We got to unhypnotize Donkey Kong, and get him to return Slam's instruments!''"
*"''...and get him to return Slam's instruments!''"
*"''It's working, Mario!''"
*"''What is the meaning of this?''"
*"''Guess we took care of them! Quick, give Slam back their instruments so they can play!''"
*"''Your manager is a crook! He hypnotized our ape into that other band's instruments!''"
*"''Don't worry! Donkey Kong's brought Slam's instruments back!''"
*"''He sure has!''"

==="[[Greenhouse Gorilla]]"===
*"''He jumped inside the nursery!''"
*"''Excuse me, but we're looking for...''"
*"''An ape stole your plant?''"
*"''Oh, no, Mario! We've got to do something!''"
*"''Are you sure this will work, Mario?''"
*"''There they are!''"
*"''Uh-oh! Mario, your foolproof trap isn't Hermanproof!''"
*"''Donkey Kong and Herman are getting away!''"
*"''There they go, Mario!''"
*"''Look out, Mario!''"
*"''Look, Mario! 'Grand Ball at Hornby Manor'!''"
*"''That must be where that crook is planning his next big job!''"
*"''Trust us, Stanley! The plan will work!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, what are you doing?''"
*"''Donkey Kong, that guy's a crook! He's using you and Herman...to break into vaults and steal money!''"
*"''Wait, Donkey Kong. We'll wait, and when he heads for the loot, we'll catch him red-handed!''"
*"''Look again, Mario!''"
*"''That's our Donkey Kong!''"

==="[[Hairy Parent]]"===
*"''We'll never catch him in there, Mario!''"
*"''He's getting away again!''"
*"''Hurry up, Mario! I feel like I've rowed all the way to Africa!''"
*"''Maybe we can catch him when he takes a nap!''"
*"''(*sighs*) If you two don't stop arguing, he's going to escape!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, come back here! Huh! He never listens to me!''"
*"''My ape's gonna have a soft landing!''"
*"''I think he's trying to tell us something!''"
*"''Oh, no! Trapper Jack took Momma!''"
*"''I don't know. Who is Momma?''"
*"''{{'}}Dear Momma, It's real nicey. You come. Love, Sonny.' (*gasps*) She's Sonny's Momma!''"
*"''I don't know, but we have to help Donkey Kong get her back! You have to let him go!''"
*"''{{'}}Animal Auction Today.' We have to save Momma before they auction her off!''"
*"''This time I think I'll do the thinking!''"
*"''Now, you just have to sneak into the gorilla cage, and cut a hole in the floor!''"
*"''Don't rub it in! Come on! We're gonna have to find them at the auction, but you can't go like that!''"
*"''And I thought he was overpriced already! Quick, Donkey Kong, create a diversion!''"
*"''Just act like yourself!''"
*"''This 'oughta keep them busy!''"
*"''Oops! Nice rhino! Good rhino! Bye, rhino! Donkey Kong!''"
*"''We made it!''"
*"''Aww, isn't that sweet, Mario?''"
*"''Afraid so, Mario!''"

==[[Pet City]] owner==
*"''Hmmm, let's see.''"

==Prison guards==
*"''Alright, you guys, what's going on here? Get back to work or there won't be any football game!''"
*"''Dinner time! Everybody to the mess hall!''"
*"''I ain't afraid of you, you big gorilla!''"
*"''Prison break! Sound the alarm!''"
*"''We know you convicts surrender! Come out with your hands up!''"
*"''It's all over! We've got you surrounded!''"

==Producer==
*"''Alright, Flint! A new ape!''"

==Race announcer==
*"''Mexico City's international rollerskating race...is about to begin!''"

==[[Roller Stars]]==
===Anita===
*"''Sí, especially with our new skates! Hurry, Nito!''"
*"''That way we don't have to play in the street anymore!''"
*"''I wonder why those creeps tried to steal our rollerskates?''"

===Nito===
*"''I'm hurryin', Anita!''"
*"''Can we have our new skates? We need 'em to win the big race!''"
*"''Hey, those dudes stole our skates!''"
*"''Wow, you can put on our new skates!''"
*"''Yeah! It was enough so we could buy our new clubhouse!''"

===Short member===
*"''And if we win the prize money, we can rent our own clubhouse!''"

===TJ===
*"''We're gonna win that rollerskatin' championship in Mexico!''"
*"''Wow, that was some skatin'!''"
*"''Hurry up guys! The race starts soon!''"
*"''Those dudes don't give up easy!''"
*"''Well, there goes the race...and our new clubhouse!''"
*"''Come on, let's show 'em!''"
*"''Ride on, guys! We're gainin'!''"
*"''It ain't gonna stop me!''"
*"''Those turkeys took my pals!''"
*"''Come on, Bones! We got some catchin' up to do!''"
*"''Wonder which direction we're supposed to go.''"
*"''There they are!''"
*"''I'm gonna catch 'em!''"
*"''First place, here I come!''"
*"''Thanks for giving us the reward money for capturing those crooks!''"

==[[Rosie (Saturday Supercade)|Rosie]]==
*"''Here comes Lucy Belle!''"
*"''I'm Rosie...and this is Hugo the caretaker!''"
*"''You did it!''"

==[[Santa Claus]]==
*"''On, Donner! On, Blitzen!''"
*"''On, Dasher! On, Prancer!''"
*"''Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!''"

==Security guard==
==="[[Movie Mania]]"===
*"''Not so fast there, buddy! No pass, no entrance!''"

==="[[A Christmas Story]]"===
*"''I told you...no peddlers!''"

==[[Sheep Rustlers]]==
===Bowl===
*"''(*laughs*) When he hears these here sheep, he'll run right into your trap, Jake!''"
*"''We got the mangy mutt!''"
*"''This place gives me the willies! Legend says the ghost of Sheriff Duelin and his deputy haunt this town!''"
*"''W-w-w-w-wake up, Jake! The-th-there's ghosts in the saloon!''"
*"''W-w-w-what was that?''"
*"''S-say yes! Uh, s-s-say yes! Uh, s-s-s-s-say yes!''"
*"''Uh, I'd better get back to guardin' the prisoners!''"
*"''I told you the sheriff haunts this here town!''"
*"''I-it's the ghost of Sheriff Duelin! G-g-gi-give him the keys, Slim!''"
*"''H-he must be the deputy g-g-ghost!''"

===Jake===
*"''Hey, Slim, hurry up!''"
*"''This is the last time that no-count sheepdog's gonna get in my way! Start the tape, Bowl!''"
*"''So dump him in the truck! We gotta get the sheep!''"
*"''What was that?''"
*"''Come on, let's head for the truck!''"
*"''Hurry, Bowl, we gotta get to the hideout! He and his dog can help herd the sheep on the train!''"
*"''I got your pardner, now toss me down the key or I'll drop him!''"
*"''Throw 'em in the gaol, boys!''"
*"''And hurry! We got a bundle of dough waitin' for us at the end of the tracks! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Hahahaha! Nothing can stop us now!''"
*"''Where'd those no-count varmints go?''"

===Slim===
*"''Better pull over, Jake, so we can check it out.''"
*"''I don't see nothin' suspicious!''"
*"''You ain't no sheep!''"
*"''Oh, there ain't no ghosts and I'll prove it!''"
*"''Eh, it's just an old player piana! Probably mice, not ghosts!''"
*"''I'll order two round snake shakes!''"
*"''Ooh, must be one of those...tropical delusions!''"
*"''Horseradish! I don't believe in no ghosts unless I see 'em!''"
*"''Get down here, you slippery bonecap!''"

==Sheriff==
*"''Heh, maybe so, but the next time you set foot in Pleasant Bluff, I'm gonna lock y'all up and throw away the key!''"
*"''I told you clowns the next time y'all set foot in my town, I...(*laughs nervously when seeing Donkey Kong*)...hello there! Uh, you must be a new m-member of the gang. Hey, put 'em down. (*Donkey bounces him up down when shaking his hand*) Hey, let go of me!''"
*"''That...does it! Arrest that scoundrel!''"
*"''Wildroot the rascals!''"
*"''Hurry up! We got bikers to catch!''"
*"''Tarnation! Now that's what I call fast catches!''"

==[[Slam (band)|Slam]] member==
*"''Like, man, we're really messed up without our instruments!''"
*"''Far out! Our gear! Hey, let's go!''"

==[[Solmes and Kenworth|Solmes]]==
*"''We've arrived, Master Brian! Your father has learned that you may have any pet you wish!''"
*"''Excellent, Kenworth, and with his parents away, and with young Brian enjoying his birthday, we should have no trouble stealing the mansion to us!''"
*"''Isn't he rather large?''"
*"''I'll keep him busy, while you get the jewels out of the safe!''"
*"''I suggest you go clean yourself up, and go about your business!''"
*"''Your father said to open that present first!''"
*"''With that big gorilla in the way, we'll never get the jewels!''"
*"''And good riddance, I say! One can't get decent help anymore!''"
*"''If you expect to get your share of the jewels, you’d better get back in there and do your job!''"
*"''Yes, and I know just the thing!''"
*"''Now the sand trap...is a cement trap!''"
*"''Quick! In here!''"
*"''Not the latest style, but it 'ought to confuse them!''"

==[[Sonny (Saturday Supercade)|Sonny]]==
*"''You take letter to my Momma?''"
*"''Take plane! Thanks!''"

==[[Stanley]]==
*"''(*laughs*) Here you go, Herman!''"
*"''I got you a special treat for lunch, Herman! (*laughs*) It's nuts and bolts! (*laughs*)''"
*"''Oh, oh! Yikes! A bug! It's a bug!''"
*"''Oh, I'll fix that sneaky fly!''"
*"''My poor plant! A big ape's got him, no!''"
*"''That's him! That's the thief!''"
*"''Haha, you've got a deal!''"
*"''They went that-a-way!''"
*"''That's the truck now! I'd recognize it anywhere!''"
*"''Ju-ju-just make sure you don't harm my Herman!''"
*"''I'll take care of this!''"
*"''Uh-oh, I'm running out of...''"
*"''There they are, Mario!''"
*"''(*gurgles*) We almost had them too!''"
*"''Oh, a clue, isn't it?''"
*"''{{'}}Staff Only.' I'm not so sure about this, guys!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Herman, I've missed you!''"
*"''Oh! A bug! I'll take care of it!''"
*"''I've got my Herman back, thanks to you and Donkey!''"

==[[Mickey and Stretch|Stretch]]==
*"''Stealin' this bike's gonna be a cinch, Mickey! Come on!''"
*"''Come on! Let's scram!''"
*"''Sounds like something hit the van!''"
*"''That's what you think...banana breath!''"
*"''Come on! I know where we can get a lot more bikes!''"
*"''This'll be easy pickin'!''"
*"''That ain't no old lady!''"
*"''Now to load the bikes, and sell 'em in the next town!''"
*"''How cute! Okay, Mickey! Let's give it to 'em!''"
*"''Let's get outta here!''"

==Toy peddler==
*"''Toys for sale!''"
*"''If you're lookin' for those hobos, they went into that apartment!''"

==[[Trapper Jack]]==
*"''What a beauty! I can sell him for a fortune! I'll lasso him before he gets away!''"
*"''Let go, mustache fuzz! This is my ape!''"
*"''Now look what you did! You let my ape get away!''"
*"''Oh yeah? Well, we'll see who catches him first!''"
*"''I was here first! Dig yours someplace else!''"
*"''{{'}}Cause my trap's better than yours! I'm puttin' glue in mine!''"
*"''No, I'm gonna catch him in my trap!''"
*"''Wrong ape, but you'll have to do! I'm late for the auction!''"
*"''Alright, you two! Looks like we're gonna have a two-for-one sale!''"
*"''I've never run from a rhino yet, so now's the time!''"
*"''You haven't beaten me yet, Mario! (*crocodile appears*) Now you have! (*screams*)''"

==[[Trixie]]==
*"''Come on, Donkey Kong! Be a good boy!''"
*"''I think he got conked by the trapeze, and now he's afraid of heights!''"
*"''Don't worry, Mr. Todd! I'll take him to the circus vet!''"
*"''Take it easy, big boy! He's really a good doctor!''"
*"''He got conked on the head, doctor.''"
*"''What is it, doctor?''"
*"''He wants to know if he can let his breath out now.''"
*"''Even if the doctor's given up, I haven't! I'll just coach you through the act!''"
*"''That's it, big boy, that's it! You'll be doing the Triple Trapeze Flip in no time!''"
*"''Donkey Kong, you can't stop rehearsing now!''"
*"''Now what am I gonna do?''"
*"''Now, Jumbo!''"
*"''Looks like the last trick was on Mario!''"

==[[Trucknappers]]==
===CV===
*"''Yeah, and we're gonna get it!''"
*"''Good going, boys!''"
*"''We'll see! Put him in with the other drivers!''"
*"''Come on, boys! Time to plan our next heist! Horse, you stand guard!''"
*"''You better have a good reason for snoopin’ around!''"
*"''Fine...if you pass the test!''"
*"''You gotta prove yourself by stealin' Turnpike Tex's truck!''"
*"''Right now! You guys guard the drivers! We're goin' to the Tumbleweed Tavern!''"
*"''All you gotta do...is steal his keys...and drive the rig back to our hideout!''"
*"''Come on! Let's keep an eye on 'em!''"
*"''Now...get that key!''"
*"''Imposters! Get them!''"
*"''Don't let them get away!''"

===Horse===
*"''Hey, get that piece of tin outta the way!''"
*"''Huh, what was that?''"
*"''Dumb wildcats!''"
*"''You're not a wildcat!''"
*"''You ruined my best hat!''"
*"''There's Tex's rig!''"

===Short member===
*"''Hey, look at all that expensive stuff, CV. Must be worth a fortune!''"
*"''And he's tougher than Texas tornado!''"
*"''And we'll be watchin' to see that you do!''"

==[[Turnpike Tex]]==
*"''Get me another table, and another arm wrestler!''"
*"''Yeah? Where is he?''"
*"''Okay, squirt, you asked for it!''"
*"''Come back here, you truck thieves!''"

==[[Uncle Julius]]==
*"''Oh, oh, Junior! I'm so glad it's you! I thought you were the Gorilla Ghost!''"
*"''It's not silly; it's terrible! And it's got glowing white fur, and awful red eyes! Oh, oh! It comes out at night to steal the zoo animals!''"
*"''The Gorilla Ghost! It's coming!''"
*"''There's the ghost, oh, oh...and he's after the last elephant!''"
*"''The ghost has stolen all the elephants, and I'm the last gorilla! Oh, oh, he's bound to come after me next!''"
*"''Oh, dear! I'd better help the, um, Big Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)''"
*"''Oh, oh! That's no ghost! It's not even a gorilla!''"
*"''We'll show her how it feels to be chained!''"
*"''Oh, oh! We can't let 'em get away!''"
*"''Junior, they're already halfway down the mountain! How can we catch 'em?''"
*"''Thanks for donating the gold to make the zoo healthy again!''"

==Waiter==
*"''You have a reservation?''"
*"''Well, without them, I cannot accommodate you. (*shaken by Donkey Kong*) On second thought, I do have a lovely table for you. Walk this way.''"

==Waitress==
*"''Don't tell me; you want tulips and fries.''"
*"''Listen, Paul, dark and hairy, let me off or I'll clobber you! (*Donkey Kong puts her down*) Now what do you want?''"
*"''Boy, they got all kinds of apes in this joint!''"

==[[Buzz and Waldo|Waldo]]==
*"''This I gotta see!''"
*"''Yeah, and it's gonna make us a pretty penny!''"
*"''Okay, Buzz! Lift!''"
*"''Snowmen ain't real!''"
*"''Come on! Let's get outta here!''"
*"''(*clears throat*) Sir, um, my partner and I got a magic toy machine for sale!''"
*"''This is all your fault!''"
*"''We don't need no silly presents! We got our own!''"
*"''What's goin' on?''"
*"''Who needs that store! We'll open up our own!''"
*"''Shove off, peddler!''"
*"''Psst, hey, ya kid? You wanna buy a toy?''"
*"''We'll take it!''"
*"''Buzz, press the button!''"
*"''Huh! Well, there's more than one way to get into a buildin'!''"
*"''Hello, little girl! You wanna buy a nice teddy bear?''"
*"''This time, I'll do it!''"
*"''It's goin' crazy! Let's get outta here!''"
*"''Well, it's up, up, up!''"
*"''Never! It's ours!''"
*"''No, it's his!''"
*"''I guess we owe you one!''"
*"''Who cares? When I was a kid, he never brought the fire engine I wanted!''"
*"''Gee! It's the one I've always wanted!''"

==[[Harry and Walt|Walt]]==
*"''We gotta stash the loot, Harry, in case they catch us!''"
*"''Uh, the teddy bear's gone! (*sees Patty with the teddy bear*) Wait, there it is! The brat's got it!''"
*"''(*laughs*) Try and catch us now!''"
*"''Those fools are followin'!''"
*"''And I've got the money!''"
*"''Harry, the little runt escaped!''"

==Wealthy woman==
*"''Oh, what a beastly person!''"

==Wealthy woman's daughter==
*"''Oh, the rugrats are letting in these days!''"

==Zookeeper==
==="[[How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?]]"===
*"''Two of them! I'm glad I got here in time!''"

==="[[Hairy Parent]]"===
*"''Sonny, you come back here this minute! You haven't finished your dinner yet!''"
*"''Come back! You need your nutrition!''"
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