Editing List of Sammer Guys

{{quote|I am known as Jade Blooper, Keeper of the first-- Wait, [[Hero of Light|you]] are that challenger from before! You fled [[Sammer's Kingdom|this land]] like a crying whelp... [[The Void|The hole in the sky]] is gone, but the challenge stands until a victor is found! If you desire [[King Sammer|the king's]] treasure, step forth and challenge my skill. Leave the palace before the 100th fight ends, and your progress will be lost. And with it, your family's HONOR!|Jade Blooper|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 1st gate. His name is a reference to [[Blooper]]s, while the "Jade" part may refer to his green armor. It is implied that most, if not all, undertakers of the Duel of 100 fall to him, as he recognizes the player as the hero of legend immediately upon defeat. Despite this, other Sammer Guys imply that they have battled other challengers.

{{quote|<big>I SEE YOU!</big> Look upon Hill with Eyes, keeper of the 2nd gate! You run along the earth, attacking immobile [[block]]s... AND I SEE YOU! You leap above [[pit|deep pits]], dodging wandering beasts... AND I WATCH YOU! Soon you will fall in battle by my merciless hand... AND I LAUGH AT YOU!|Hill With Eyes|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 2nd gate. His name may be a reference to the various hills and other background objects that have a set of eyes, but possibly also to the film ''{{wp|The Hills Have Eyes (1977 film)|The Hills Have Eyes}}''. He claims to always be watching the player.

{{quote|An opponent blows in... My name floats like a ill wind, for I am Puffing Fist, guardian of the 3rd gate! I can send the mightiest opponent to his doom with a single strike! Pwaaaaaang!|Puffing Fist|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|Soon, challenger, you will scream in terror at the name of the FLIGHTLESS BIRD! For I am Squatting [[Birdo]], ever-hunkering guardian of the 4th gate! Now you will know the fury of the most deadly fighting style. Birdo...SQUAT!|Squatting Birdo|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 4th gate, and also the first Sammer Guy with a mace. His name is a reference to [[Birdo]]s, though it may also be a reference to how the names of [[Ostro]]s and Birdos were mixed up in the ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' credits as he mentions they are a type of flightless bird. He is the first Sammer Guy to employ a [[Ninjoe]].

{{quote|Tell me, challenger, have you ever tried to catch a jumping fish with your bare hands? You will know the frustration soon, for I am Leeping Cheep, keeper of the 5th gate! The [[Cheep Cheep]] soars in the air and strike sits prey like a fishy tsunami!|Leeping Cheep|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 5th gate, and also the first spiked Sammer Guy. His name is a reference to [[Cheep Cheep]]s, specifically the jumping variant. After being defeated, he is upset that his Cheep Cheeps could not have helped him in the fight.

{{quote|Before we fight, consider this haiku... "A challenger comes... Under the darkening sky... Wiggity wiggle..." Master [[Wiggler]] wiggles in defense of the 6th gate... WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!|Master Wiggler|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|<big>STOMPOW!</big> I am [[Goomba's Shoe|Shoe of Kuribo]]! I protect the 7th gate! STOMPOW! Some try to tiptoe past me like little fancy slippers! I stomp them! STOMPOW! Shoe stomps all! STOMPOW! Shoe of Kuribo will tread on you! STOMPOW!|Shoe of Kuribo|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 7th gate. His name is a reference to [[Goomba's Shoe]], which was originally called "Kuribo's Shoe". He has a habit of saying "STOMPOW!" often.

{{quote|<big>YOU FRY NOW!</big> I am Guy Who Fry, master of Dripping Magma Punch, guard of the 8th gate. I see your eyes burn with purpose. Will I torch you today? Or will your burning desire to win extinguish me? I say... YOU FRY NOW!|Guy Who Fry|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 8th gate. His name references [[Fryguy]]. He claims to be the master of the "Dripping Magma Punch".

{{quote|YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZK! The shrill shriek of the SCREEEAAAAMING MANTISSSS paralyzes you at gate 9! You are motionless with fear! Now I prey on your face! YEZZZZZZZZZK!|Screaming Mantis|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 9th gate. His name is a reference to an unrelated ''Super Mario'' animal, the {{wp|mantis|praying mantis}}. As his name implies, he shrieks and screams quite often, so much so that he must take lozenges when his throat gets hoarse.

{{quote|And so you come at last... like a young bloom poking through an early spring snow. I am called [[Koopa]] in Winter. I wait, immobile, by the 10th gate. The plant that blooms early freezes and perishes...and so, too, shall you!|Koopa in Winter|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|The 11th gate... A place of power. And here you find Footsteps of [[Coin]]s! Tell me, warrior, do you walk with your eyes open? Do you see many coins? Coins in blocks, coins on clouds... Everywhere there are coins glittering. it is I who leave them. It is I who wander the wide world, coins falling from my heels. Does this mean other should pick up my coins? OF COURSE NOT! The coins are mine alone! And now, I will make change out of YOU! <big>CHA-CHING!</big>|Footsteps of Coins|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|So, you challenge your skill in the Duel of 100? I am the guardian of the 12th gate... Urchin Lung. Hah hah. So... You must be wondering, "How many more of these guys must I fight?" <big>FOOL!</big> There are 88 more of us! Does your resolve falter? Do you have what it takes? It is a relentless marathon of martial artistry! Now, come at me!|Urchin Lung|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 12th gate. His name is a reference to [[Urchin]]s and the phrase ''iron lung''.

{{quote|KAKAAAAWWWW! KAKAAWWW! I will feast on the delicious flavor of your defeat! I am Crow Who Eats, guardian of the 13th gate! I will make meals form your shame! KAAAKAAAAWW!|Crow Who Eats|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 13th gate, and also the first red Sammer Guy. His name refers to "eating crow," meaning to be proven wrong after taking a strong position, which is proven by the fact that, upon defeat, he actually states that it is "he who must eat crow."

{{quote|Hewwo, pwaything! I am Swollen Tongue, master of the 14th gate... Flear me! You shall not gas! Wait, I mean gwass! I mean...PASS! Oh, who cares! Lettuce fight! Gahh!|Swollen Tongue|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 14th gate. He is a Green Sammer Guy with a mustache and a spike. He often makes {{wp|malapropism}}s because of his bad tongue (for example, when he wants to say "Bye now!" he says "Buy now!").

{{quote|The foe you face next is Slipping Grip, fearless guardian of the 15th gate. I am a new student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I recently passed my Slapatology exam with the highest marks! Now it is you who reap the benefits of my industrious note taking!|Slipping Grip|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|So you have defeated my brother... I am the second most famous student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... You have no doubt seen me in the academy newsletter. Guarding the 16th gate is my senior project. I WILL NOT FAIL!|Clammy Hand|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

|tattle=That's Clammy Hand, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His notorious clammy grip must make first introductions a little awkward…

The guardian of the 16th gate, and the brother of Slipping Grip and Forbidden Slap. Clammy Hand is also in Sweaty Palms Martial Arts Academy.

{{quote|I am Forbidden Slap, former top student of the sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I was expelled for learning forbidden slapping techniques from dark tomes. Now I wield history's most feared and reviled sword slaps!|Forbidden Slap|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|Come closer! I am just a harmless leaf on the trimmed lawn of the 18th gate... <big>HAAACHHH!</big> NO! I am Hairy Arantula in the Grass! I leap on your head and bite your earlobe! <big>HAAACHHH!</big>|Hairy Arantula in the Grass|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 18th gate, and also the first [[Small Sammer Guy]]. His name is a reference to [[Arantula]]s.

{{quote|Stoic and impenetrable, Another [[Castle]] stands vigil over the 19th gate... Many challengers attempt to lay siege on me. All leave in tears. Tire yourself all you like pummeling my stony abdomen... I WILL NOT FALL!|Another Castle|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 19th gate. His name is a reference to [[Toad]]'s famous saying, "Thank you, Mario. But our Princess is in another castle!" (even saying "Well done...but your prize is in another castle... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." once he is defeated).

{{quote|<big>SMOOOSH!</big> TO ROLLING [[Thwomp|THWOMP]], THERE IS ONE THING BEST IN LIFE... ROLLING. <big>SQUISH!</big> I ROLL OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU FLAT LIKE SHEET OF PAPER!|Rolling Thwomp|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 20th gate, and also the second Big Sammer Guy. His name might refer to [[Spiny Tromp]]s or [[Spindel]]s. He is a big Sammer Guy that, as his name suggests, rolls toward the player as one of his attacks. When the player first visits, he is the last Sammer Guy fought before [[Count Bleck]] appears, and is the one who runs off to try and warn King Sammer. He is also the second Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number.

{{quote|The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms!|Thrashing Prawn|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|<big>GRAAARRRR!</big> It is I, [[The Thousand-Year Door|Thousand-Year Roar]]! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout!|Thousand-Year Roar|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 22nd gate. His name is a reference to [[The Thousand-Year Door]]. He is the third Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number upon introduction.

{{quote|I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm!|Unshy Guy|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 23rd gate. His name references [[Shy Guy]]s. He claims that public speaking offers no problems for him. When Mario defeats him, he says his confidence is shattered. He is the fourth Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number while introducing himself.

{{quote|I am...Useless [[Badge]]. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility!|Useless Badge|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 24th gate. His name is a reference to badges that were only for novelty, such as [[Attack_FX_Y#Paper_Mario:_The_Thousand-Year_Door|Attack FX Y]] or badges that players would seldom equip like [[Slow_Go#Paper_Mario|Slow Go]]. He knows that he stands no chance, and announces it before and after the fight. He is the fifth Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number upon introduction.

{{quote|FOULNESS! I am [[Super Mario Sunshine|Sunshine]] [[F.L.U.D.D.|Flood]], the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! FILTHY FILTH FILTH!|Sunshine Flood|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 25th and final gate of Chapter 6-1. His name references the game ''[[Super Mario Sunshine]]'' and [[F.L.U.D.D.]] He is the sixth Sammer Guy not to mention his gate number during his introduction speech.

{{quote|Tell me, challenger, do you come to the 26th gate seeking a kick in face? I am Grand Master Kickface, foremost dispenser of swift kicks in face. You seek face kick...AND FACE KICK YOU RECEIVE!|Grand Master Kickface|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 26th gate. Grand Master Kickface does not seem to reference anything in particular. During the main story, his tattle states that the emergency hoax caused by [[Mimi]] had left him in a great deal of shock.

{{quote|You arrive at the 27th gate, but you foolishly do not look to the skies. I do not wear it now, but I am Soaring [[Cape Mario|Cape]]. I would have swooped down on you. But my cape has shrunk, and now I must defeat you tethered to the earth. I am at a great disadvantage. If you have honor, you will not use your best ability! I will fight you, but know that you do not face my full soaring wrath!|Soaring Cape|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 27th gate. He is a reference to the [[Cape]], first used by [[Cape Mario]] in ''[[Super Mario World]]''. Soaring Cape claims to have a cape enabling him to fly, but it was apparently shrunk and is now unusable during the events of the game.

{{quote|<big>WAACHAAWW!</big> KEEEEYAAAAWWWWWWWWW 28TH GATE HICHOOWWWWWWW YOWLING [[Yux|YUX]] HYAAWW! .............. <big>PACHOWWW!</big>|Yowling Yux|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 28th gate. His name references [[Yux]]. As his name implies, he is constantly yowling and screeching. In fact, when the player fights him and wins, he says that that was the first time he had to fight as others ran away from his pointless screaming, thinking he was deranged.

{{quote|The 29th gate. A place of gossip and legend. Here you find [[Recorder|Mystical Whistle]]. I am here, deep in the Duel of 100, to keep my intoxicating power safe. Many have sought to harness my power to ride the wind past the obstacles of life. Some succeed. There is a name for them. That name is CHEATER. Now, I will CHEAT you out of your life!|Mystical Whistle|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|HAH HAH HAH. You are that famous hero from a faraway world! HAH HAH. Long have I heard legends of your brave deeds and comical hijinks! HAH. Never did I, Laughing [[X-Naut]], expect to meet you here at the 30th gate! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. <small>I hate you.</small>|Laughing X-Naut|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 30th gate, and also the first red-blue Sammer Guy. His name references [[X-Naut]], an enemy from ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. He is the last Sammer Guy seen before [[The Void]] destroys Sammer's Kingdom in the main story. Notably, he continues laughing as he proclaims the world's doom. He says that he is always laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. While his personality dictates that he is indeed Laughing X-Naut, if the player flips into 3D and tattles him during the main story, Tippi will give the tattle for Dances on Turtles, the next Sammer Guy.

{{quote|Some men dance on dance floors... Some men dance in jubilant celebration... And some men dance on the heads of [[Koopa Troopa|turtle]]s... I AM THAT MAN. I am... Dances on Turtles. Today, it is you who are the turtle!|Dances on Turtles|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 31st gate. His name refers to the basic technique for attacking enemies in the Mario series, jumping on them; Dances on Turtles can be another way of saying "Jumps on Koopas". After his defeat, he references another way of attacking enemies, "[[Slide|sliding]] down hills INTO turtles". He is the seventh Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number during his introduction speech.

{{quote|Gingerly you step into the 32nd gate, and for good reason... For [[Pit|Fathomless Chasm of Falling]] stands between you and the gate. Many have attempted to leap beyond me, only to plummet to their game over... You cannot leap what is unleapable... NOW YOU PLUNGE TO YOUR DOOM!|Fathomless Chasm of Falling|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 32nd gate. His name is a reference to the numerous bottomless [[pit]]s in various [[Super Mario (franchise)|''Super Mario'']] games. If the player talks to him after defeating him, he tells them to head off, stating that he has many more duels to fight.

{{quote|Creeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! [[Dry Bones|Thirsting Bones]] guards this 33rd of gates... My dry, dry bones grow parched and juiceless. They yearn for dampness... I WILL MOISTEN THEM WITH YOUR TEARS!|Thirsting Bones|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 33rd gate. His name is derived from [[Dry Bones]], an undead [[Koopa Troopa]].

{{quote|Rweeowr! You stop now, at the 34th gate. Half cat, half geological event, Molten Panther erupts in a flaming sludge of RAGE! Like a searing, smoking river of magma running down a volcano, you cannot flee me! <big>PUURRRRRRRRR!</big>|Molten Panther|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 34th gate. Unlike the other Sammer Guys, Molten Panther may be a reference to an enemy from a non-''Super Mario'' series: the [[wikirby:Fire Lion|Fire Lion]] from ''[[wikirby:Kirby's Adventure|Kirby's Adventure]]'' and its [[Game Boy Advance]] remake ''[[wikirby:Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land|Nightmare in Dreamland]]''. He says he is "half cat, half geological event."

{{quote|A snicker in the darkness... A blurry glow... The prickle of a neck hair... It is I, Peeking [[Boo]], who watches from the shadows and haunts the 35th gate... Whatever you do, interloper, DO NOT LOOK AWAY!|Peeking Boo|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 35th gate. His name is a pun on [[Boo]]s, which only follow players when their backs are turned. It is also a reference to the classic children's game of "peekaboo."

{{quote|You are late. You have much to learn about timing from [[Action Command]]er! No [[audience]] can contain its applause when I execute [[Stylish move|moves of great style]]. Here at the 36th gate, you meet timing perfection! NOW IS ACTION TIME!|Action Commander|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 36th gate. This Sammer Guy's name refers to [[Action Command]]s in ''Super Mario'' RPGs. After defeat, he says he misses the [[audience]]'s cheers of "Stylish!", in reference to the word appearing when the player pulls off a [[Stylish move]] in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' and ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''.

{{quote|Bleeechhh... I am [[Bullet Bill|Bullet Ill]], guardian...ughh...of the 37th gate... I will blast into you with the raw power of a violent stomach cramp...|Bullet Ill|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 37th gate. His name is a pun on [[Bullet Bill]]. He has a constant stomachache. After defeating him, he expresses his regret of spending one of his sick days at the beach and tells the heroes to go before he "fires another round of projectiles", proclaiming he might vomit.

{{quote|You arrive at the 38th gate, the treacherous grounds of Sliding [[Green Shell|Shell]]. Always do I glide upon the ground, undercutting the legs of my opponents. No line of warriors is left standing after I ravage the landscape. You stand now upon dangerous ground Now you must... LEAP FOR YOUR LIFE!|Sliding Shell|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 38th gate, and also the second Small Sammer Guy. His name is related to how Koopa Shells slide when Mario kicks them. However, he jumps more than he slides.

{{quote|YARRRRRRRRRRRR! Me name be Software Pirate, barnacle-booty'd scourge of the 39th gate! I be plunderin' yer bits an' yer bytes and downloadin' 'em into me britches! Me treasure disks'll be full of cyber-riches after I swipe yer "Downloads" folder! <big>DIGIBOOTY AHOY!</big>|Software Pirate|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 39th gate. His name is a reference to illegal, {{wp|Copyright infringement|pirated}} software. He is always on the hunt for "digibooty".

{{quote|BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Flailing [[Boom Boom]] is master of this place, the 40th of gates! First I FLAIL! Then I go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! FLAIL! BOOOOOOOOOM!|Flailing Boom Boom|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 40th gate. His name is a reference to [[Boom Boom]], the mini-boss found in every mid-world castle in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]''. Boom Boom's battle technique is simply jumping around the room and flailing his arms, hence the name.

{{quote|Beating relentlessly upon your sweaty brow, it is I, [[Angry Sun|Sun of Displeasure]]! My burning disapproval burns like a furnace in the sky! No oil or lotion can spare you from my white-hot wrath! SIZZZZZZLE!|Sun of Displeasure|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 41st gate. This Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the [[Angry Sun]]. He is the eighth and final Sammer Guy to not introduce his gate number.

{{quote|In you sneak to gate 42, only to be confronted by the Furious Fang of [[Goomba|Goomb]]! My fangs are small and have never pierced the hide of any creature... But today, you will carry the shame of being the first to fall to them!|Furious Fang of Goomb|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 42nd gate. His name is a reference to the teeth (or fangs) that most [[Goomba]]s are shown to have.

{{quote|Challenger! You approach the 43rd gate, yet you bring no sandwiches? I am [[Zess T.|Zesty]] [[Recipe]], and you dishonor yourself by not bringing a savory snack. No matter. I am cooking my own special recipe for you... The soup of your DEATH!|Zesty Recipe|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 43rd gate. His name references the [[list of Zess T. recipes|recipes]] from [[Zess T.]]

{{quote|And so you appear, as if by some hidden byway. I am [[Warp Pipe|Warping Pipe]]. I guard the 44th gate, true, but that is not all... I hold hidden knowledge... Yes! All worlds are linked, and I travel among them! No, I will not show you how. Such Power is not for you, who would cheat through life. True warriors must see all worlds before skipping among them. NOW, TO BATTLE!|Warping Pipe|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 44th gate. His name is a reference to [[Warp Pipe]]s. His name also refers to the fact that he is the first encountered Sammer Guy who can [[flip]] ("warp") to 3-D.  

{{quote|[[Fruit]] in Belly welcomes you to the 45th gate! As you see, no plump fruits hang from lush trees and bushes... I have picked them all clean. The only colorful fruit left ungulped...IS YOU!|Fruit in Belly|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 45th gate. His name references the [[Yoshi]]s in ''[[Super Mario World]]'' that consistently eat [[fruit]].

{{quote|Reaching the 46th gate is not easy. I, the Last [[Sleepy Sheep|Sheep]], applaud you. Surely you are exhausted, challenger. You are in need of blissful rest. I linger at the hind end of the herd, but it is I who finally brings [[Sleep|sleep]]. Snuggle close to a soft and wooly blanket... Make your defeat a groggy one...|The Last Sheep|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 46th gate. His name derives from the [[Sleepy Sheep]] item, where, after a herd of sheep run over the opponent, the player can see one last sheep running distanced from the herd.

{{quote|SHLURRRPUPRYLURPSHLURPPSHLOORPYROPSHLUUUURRRPPURRRPSHLYRRPYSHLUUURPPP! INFINITY [[Shlurp|SHLURP]] SHLURRP YOU NOW SHLOOOOORP! NO SHLORPING GATE 47 GURRP! <big>SHLURRRP!</big>|Infinity Shlurp|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 47th gate. His name comes from the [[Shlurp]], an enemy from ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''. He has an odd habit of going, "SHLURP SHLURP SHLURP!" The "Infinity" part of his name may be a reference to the fact that Shlurps are invincible to all attacks and only are defeated by swallowing [[Boomer (Super Paper Mario)|Boomer]] - therefore they can be attacked an infinite number of times with no effect.

{{quote|Up I pop from the bowels of the city, my wrenches wheeling through the sky! It is I, [[Rocky Wrench|Spanner of Rock]], who pelts you in defense of the 48th gate! I fling a whirling wrench into your plans!|Spanner of Rock|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 48th gate. His name comes from [[Rocky Wrench]] ("spanner" is another term for "{{wp|wrench}}"). If the player defeats him, he states that he will have to return under the manhole to train with Grand Master Rocky.

{{quote|Twinkle and glitter I do, for I am [[Star Piece (Super Mario RPG)|Star of Seven Shards]]! You are drawn to my shimmer at the 49th gate like a moth to a flame! I catch your eye, like a fleck of gold in a pan! You will try to take me... but it is you who will be shattered!|Star of Seven Shards|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 49th gate. His name is a reference to the [[Star Piece (Super Mario RPG)|Star Piece]]s in ''[[Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars]]'' and [[Super Mario RPG (Nintendo Switch)|its remake]].

{{quote|A hostile wind ripples up the small of your back... It is the hoary breath of Ice World. Every traveler must come upon me eventually...and you find me at the 50th gate. You try to tiptoe past my stormy wrath, but you bring down...THE AVALANCHE!|Ice World|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 50th gate, and also the only Big Knight Sammer Guy aside from the final one. His name is a reference to the Ice Worlds that appear in many ''Super Mario'' games. After being defeated, he says that the player can now fight "Bonus World," referencing extra worlds seen in many ''Super Mario'' games, but then says that he is kidding. The authorized [[Prima Games]] Guide calls this Sammer Guy "Avalanche".

{{quote|<big>WAAAAAAAH!</big> I, Weeping [[Pokey]], guard this 51st gate! Soon you will know the sadness of defeat! And I, Weeping Pokey, will know the empty sadness of victory! And I will cry vigorously! And you will see me cry and laugh at me...and your laugh enrages me! Now we fight!|Weeping Pokey|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 51st gate. He is a reference to [[Pokey]]s, an enemy that debuted in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''.

{{quote|Interloper, you have come to the 52nd gate! And I, [[Hammer Bro|Hammer Uncle]], guard it! When you are below, I lurk above! Leap above, and I plunge below! Like [[hammer]]s from the sky, my blows will rain upon you! I am the hammer of justice! SMASH!|Hammer Uncle|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 52nd gate. His name is a reference to [[Hammer Bro]]s.

{{quote|Look upon Squatting [[Toad (species)|Toad]]! The 53rd gate is my ward! My strength has no rival! I lift with my legs, and never with my lower back! Never! Prepare for squatting!|Squatting Toad|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 53rd gate. His name references [[Toad (species)|Toad]]s. It is unclear where the "Squatting" part comes from, though it may refer to the [[crouch|move]] used to execute the [[Crouching High Jump|Power Squat Jump]] in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]''. His name is similar to Squatting Birdo.

{{quote|Welcome to you... You have come upon Ageless Goomba... Guardian of the 54th gate. Time casts no shadow on me. [[Mario's Shoe|Stomping boot]] and [[Fire Flower|flaming flower]] hold no fear, either! You will learn to fear my relentless perambulation! <big>GOOMBAAA!</big>|Ageless Goomba|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 54th gate. This green Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the fact that [[Goomba]]s always reappear, game after game.

{{quote|It is about time you arrive! As usual I am forced to wait! Such is my life! I am The [[Minus World|Negative One]], guard of the 55th gate and warrior who fate laughs at! My life is misfortune! My wishes always perish! And so someone must pay! <big>IT IS YOU!</big>|The Negative One|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 55th gate. The Negative One's name is reference to the [[Minus World]] glitch in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' He is portrayed as a pessimist.

{{quote|I am Bob the Silent Blade, guardian of the 56th gate, gentle assassin... Blades are usually loud, noisy instruments. But I wield them quietly and discreetly. Now you will go silently... I SAID SILENCE!|Bob the Silent Blade|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 56th gate. His name evokes Silent Bob from the famous movie duo, {{wp|Jay and Silent Bob}}.

{{quote|From below, from above, from the innocent pipe... I strike! I am the guard of the 57th gate, [[Piranha Plant|Piranha Root]]! I grow in power beneath your feet! My mighty foot chomping shall utterly unnerve you! Victory will be mine! And now I bite!|Piranha Root|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 57th gate. His name references [[Piranha Plant]]s' roots.

{{quote|Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-do! Before the 58th gate lies me! I am known far and wide as Over the [[Goal Pole|Flagpole]]! Many have tried, but none can claim to have leapt me! And so, another comes... Now...LEAP TO BATTLE!|Over the Flagpole|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 58th gate. His name comes from the [[Goal Pole]] at the end of every non-castle level in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' A [[List of Super Mario Bros. glitches#Over the Flagpole|famous glitch]] involved players jumping over the flagpole, which is referred to in Over the Flagpole's speech.

{{quote|Kee-yow! I am [[Cheep Chomp|Cheep Chop]]! My horn gleams in defense of this, the 59th gate! ...Say, look over there. I will not chop you in the back. Really. I won't. You... You are not looking. You think I will chop you in the back. Or the neck. How dare you suggest such a thing! You dishonor me! I chop you now!|Cheep Chop|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|You arrive the 60th gate... only to find it guarded by ME, Raging [[Blargg]]! ...My name amuses you?! That enrages me! BLARGG!|Raging Blargg|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 60th gate. His name is a reference to [[Blargg]]s.

{{quote|Hm. You disturb my rest. You have awakened the guard of the 61st gate. I am known as Sleeping [[Vegetable|Turnip]]. Soon you will sleep. And in that sleep, you will dream of defeat at my hands. And you will wake form that dream to find it was real. SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!|Sleeping Turnip|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 61st gate. His name comes from the [[Vegetable]]s in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'', some of which appear to be sleeping.

{{quote|Bloop... The guard of the 62nd gate will soon sink you! I am Way of the [[Blooper]]! I lurch up! I swoop down! And then I lunge forth! Your screams are but bubbles! You drown beneath my fists! <big>BLOOOOOP!</big>|Way of the Blooper|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 62nd gate. His name refers to the common enemy, [[Blooper]]. When defeated, he wants to change his name to "Way of the Loser."

{{quote|AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am [[Phanto]] Grin! I guard the 63rd gate! My face is stoic, but my weapons find you amusing! They laugh at your insolence! But I do not! Awaken my wrath, impudent warrior, and I will be upon you! My anger awakens...and it, too, is grinning!|Phanto Grin|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 63rd gate. His name comes from [[Phanto]]s and the grin they gained in ''Super Mario Bros. 2''.

{{quote|Oh! You have found me! I am known as [[Hidden Block|Invisible Brock]]! The guard of the 64th gate! You leap, but above you, where nothing appears, something springs to life! So does the confounding style of Invisible Brock cloud the senses! Now that you are aware of me, however, we must fight... AND FIGHT WE WILL!|Invisible Brock|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 64th gate. His name refers to [[Hidden Block]]s.

{{quote|Here, at the 65th gate, your path ends...for it is guarded me, [[Chain Chomp|Chomp]] of Eternity! I cast aside my iron chain! It restrains me no longer! I will nibble on you forever! My head is hard as bedrock! My teeth, sharp as winter's dying breath! Are you ready for me? <big>CHOMP!</big>|Chomp of Eternity|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 65th gate. His name references [[Chain Chomp]].

{{quote|I leap at you from nowhere! So my attacks shall come! You heedlessly run ahead, unaware of the dangers that crouch beneath your feet! But I, [[Monty Mole|Monty]] Who Waits, protector of the 66th gate, shall slow you down!|Monty Who Waits|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 66th gate. His name references [[Monty Mole]] and the fact that Monty Moles only pop up from the ground to attack once the player approaches them.

{{quote|I am Mustard of Doom! Soon you will know I have the guarding of the 67th gate! Your face is nonsense! It is like a sad doodle drawn by a person who is ugly! And now it will have the punishment doled upon it! [[Fawful|MY SWORD HAS FURY]]!|Mustard of Doom|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 67th gate. This Sammer Guy's name is an allusion to [[Fawful]], who frequently mentions "Mustard Of Doom". Before battle he says his sword "has fury", and upon losing he says he "had fury", referencing another well-known Fawful quote. If the player were to say his last words, "Be off, awful person", it may sound like "Be a Fawful person".

{{quote|You arrive at the 68th gate, stuck in the web of Peanut-Butter [[Pider]]... My hands are a creamy flurry. My kicks pack explosive chunk. This stage is my cracker... NOW I SPREAD YOU THIN!|Peanut-Butter Pider|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|You would prey on the weak... You would whack innocents... You would harvest their pain. ...You know of what I speak. WHACKAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you claim no knowledge? WHACKAAAAAAAAAAAA! I am the Wrath of [[Whacka]], guard of the 69th gate! And I avenge WHACKAAAA!|Wrath of Whacka|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 69th gate. His name references [[Whacka]]s, who are often hit (and who may desire revenge for such abuse).

{{quote|<small>I demand your pardon..now. I am the warrior known as Micro Boomba, guard of the 70th gate. My speech is small...but my wrath is monstrous. Do not snicker. My sword does not speak so softly. No... It...</small> <big>SCREAMS!</big>|Micro Boomba|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 70th gate. His name is a pun on [[Mini Goomba|Micro Goomba]]. If the player talks to him post-battle, he will say that all he can do is say "sorry" over and over.

{{quote|Ugh! It is an interloper! First I will club you, then I will crush you! No matter what weapon I wield, be it bludgeon or blade, I WILL CLUB YOU! I am the guard of the 71st gate! I am Steel [[Clubba]]! Now, face me!|Steel Clubba|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 71st gate. His name is a reference to [[Clubba]]. Steel Clubba makes two references to [[Tubba Blubba]] from ''[[Paper Mario]]'', as he is the boss of the Clubbas in that game. The first is that he decides to consult his master atop a hill (Tubba Blubba's castle is atop a hill), and he wishes to start his life anew (Tubba Blubba decides to stop eating ghosts and fade into obscurity). Tubba Blubba was invincible for the majority of Chapter 3 in ''Paper Mario'', possibly making "Steel" a reference to his invincibility.

{{quote|Who interrupts my peace? You have interfered with Staggering Dizzy [[Fuzzy]]. Your goal is the 72nd gate. You will not reach it. You will stumble, dazed, and fall. Your stomach will lurch. Your eyes will lose focus. And you will plunge to your doom!|Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 72nd gate. This Sammer Guy refers to the enemy [[Fuzzy (Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island)|Fuzzy]]. It also refers to their behavior in ''[[Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island|Yoshi's Island]]'', in which they caused Yoshi to become dizzy. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy's line "Is it the ancient prophecy? 'Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy?'" refers to the well-known level in which Fuzzies appeared in ''Yoshi's Island'': [[Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy]].

{{quote|You reach the 73rd gate! I am Upward Leaping [[Ninji]]! You have met your match! My sword leaps to my hand! The blade craves sustenance! Soon it shall be fed! And then, after you have fallen, I shall leap up and down...UPON YOUR SOUL!|Upward Leaping Ninji|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 73rd gate. His name is a reference to [[Ninji]], and their jumping pattern of attack in ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'' and ''[[Super Mario World]]''.

{{quote|The challenger approaches... I am the [[Golden Dash Mushroom|Bronze Shroom]], unstompable guardian of the 74th gate... Your skill is weak. I have trained decades in Iron Goomba style. Let us fight!|Bronze Shroom|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 74th gate. His name is derived from [[Golden Dash Mushroom|Golden Mushroom]]s.

{{quote|The 75th gate is before you! And so, too, is its guard! I am [[Lakitu]] Storm! You have come a long way and fought many battles... For that I commend you! But now, the storm breaks above you, and there is no cover to hide beneath! <big>BOOOOM!</big>|Lakitu Storm|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 75th gate and the only knight Sammer Guy without a spike. His name references [[Lakitu]], [[Thunder Lakitu]] and/or [[Lakithunder]].

{{quote|Slow are my feet, sharp are my spikes... I am the guardian of the 76th gate, the one known as... Wandering [[Spiny]]! Born from the clouds, I wander the earth alone! And I punish all things!|Wandering Spiny|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 76th gate. His name is a reference to [[Spiny|Spinies]], and the way they wander about aimlessly when they hit the ground.

{{quote|From the depths of sweet sleep, I arise only to find...  AN INTRUDER! Even unconscious, I guard the 77th gate! I am called [[Rip Van Fish|Ripper Van Fish]]! Fear my Wiggling Flipper Lunge and Gulping Bite... Now YOU will sleep!|Ripper Van Fish|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 77th gate. His name is a pun on [[Rip Van Fish]] and Ripper, referencing his sword. Rip Van Fish itself is a reference to a piece of classic literature "{{wp|Rip Van Winkle}}". This is supported by his references to sleep, as Van Winkle slept for 20 years. After being defeated, he states that he must find a way to count Cheep Cheeps. However, when talked to, he states that he must count [[Big Cheep Cheep|Boss Bass]]es instead. He has tried to sleep underwater dozens of times, but because he cannot breathe underwater, his attempts were not successful.

{{quote|<big>BOING!</big> From down the stair of life you wander. Soon you will be leapt upon. Ahhh... How rude of me. I am Infinite Jump. I am the guard of the 78th gate. Many have crept toward me, and I have leapt upon all of them. ALL OF THEM! Again and again I will leap! You will bounce upon the wall, and I will leap again! And from your pain, I will draw extra life!|Infinite Jump|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 78th gate. His name references when the player can keep jumping on the enemies on stairways in ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' to get as many lives as they want.

{{quote|You know not what you see! I am Alternate Path, guard of the 79th gate! You may look right at me and not know me...or you may take me to your doom... If I am your ally, I will take you to your goal faster. If I am your enemy, I will hasten your end. How unfortunate this is... for I am not your friend, and your journey ends here. NOW YOU GO!|Alternate Path|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 79th gate. His name comes from ''[[Super Mario World]]''{{'}}s hidden paths in levels which, if taken, would open up a different area on the map. This was later replicated in ''[[New Super Mario Bros.]]''

{{quote|The path of the sword is a sweaty, manly pursuit! And no man is more manly than [[Crazee Dayzee|Dayzee]] the Merciless, keeper of the 80th gate! You smirk, do you?! Many have smirked at my name... and all of them still sleep!!|Dayzee the Merciless|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 80th gate. His name is a reference to [[Crazee Dayzee]]s, but the fact that he is merciless may be a nod towards the [[Amazy Dayzee]], which can deal up to 20 damage and put the target to sleep with one attack in the [[Paper Mario (series)|''Paper Mario'' series]].

{{quote|Flashing teeth greet you... The teeth of [[Cloud Block|Smiling Cloud]], guard of the 81st gate! You would not hit a smiling warrior, would you? No... That would be dishonorable! You must take my beating. Now...do not fight back!|Smiling Cloud|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|I am [[Bullet Bill|Bullet Bull]]! All colors fill me with wrath! You will not pass the 82nd gate! I long for the sweet peace of the pasture...but the bright colors of the world taunt me! Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! <small>...The next generation!</small> Your bright clothes doom you! At high speed will I blast into your face! CHAAAAARGE!|Bullet Bull|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 82nd gate. His name is a reference to the [[Bullet Bill]], much similarly to Bullet Ill, the 37th Sammer Guy. His pre-battle taunt, saying that brown is "the next generation", is a reference to how many next-gen games have monotone palettes. He also mentions that the bright colors in his world are childish, most likely a reference to the common claim that [[Nintendo]] is "kiddy".

{{quote|KAPOOOOOOOOOOOW! The very earth turns to liquid with every step of [[POW Block|BLOCK OF POW]]! Four sides, four corners... The better to KAPOOOWWW you with! Your knees will buckle with my seismic girth here, at the 83rd gate!|Block of POW|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 83rd gate. His name is derived from the [[POW Block]].

{{quote|Prepare to be burned by [[Fire Flower|Inferno Flower]]! My legs burn! My fists burn! My belly and ankles and face burn, too! I cannot quelch the fire in me, so I must launch it from me onto others! Here, at the 84th gate, you will taste these flames! BUUUUUUUUUURN!|Inferno Flower|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

{{quote|Ahhhh-CHOOPLBBTH! You hab found Plugged [[Snifit]], guard ob da 85th gate! Ahhhh-CHAAAAAAFFFLE! Eben wid dis cold, I smell your defeat! Now we fight!|Plugged Snifit|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 85th gate. His name is a reference to [[Snifit]]s, and is a play on the possibility of a Snifit getting a bullet stuck in its mask nozzle. Plugged Snifit talks as if he has a clogged nose. Once defeated by the player, his illness is cured, and he changes his name to "Unplugged Snifit".

{{quote|You have come to the 86th gate. Have you come seeking Bounding [[Super Star|Star]]? For you have found him. You have not yet laid a hand on him, however. Always will I bound, just out of reach. Follow me to your end, for I am... <big>[[Invincible Mario|INVINCIBLE]]!</big>|Bounding Star|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 86th gate. His name references the [[Super Star]] item, and the way it bounces across the ground when it comes out of a [[? Block]]. When defeated, he talks about a song formerly playing in his head which would spur him to fight, which the player "robbed" him of. This refers to the [[Super Star (theme)|Super Star]] themes which play whenever [[Mario]] or [[Luigi]] is invincible.

{{quote|You have made it far, and so you must have skills... But your blows will rain down without effect on the guard of the 87th gate, [[Metal Cap]]! My metallic laugh will sound as you retreat with stinging fists! I am your metal end! IT IS TIME TO CLANK!|Metal Cap|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

|tattle=That's Metal Cap, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He pretends to be metal even when his armor is off and makes clanking noises…

The guardian of the 87th gate. His name is a reference to the [[Metal Cap]] from ''[[Super Mario 64]]''.

{{quote|GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE! Belly of the [[Yoshi (species)|Yoshi]], guard of the 88th gate, hungers! I consume all! Many have come before you, and they have all met their end! Will your cries be succulent? Or will they be bitter and lacking in flavor?! <big>CHOW TIME!</big>|Belly of the Yoshi|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 88th gate. His name is a reference to [[Yoshi]] (or possibly [[Yoob]], who eats the protagonists and Yoshis in ''[[Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time]]'').

{{quote|You creep forward, and find No [[Chargin' Chuck|Charging Chuck]], protector of the 89th gate! Soon you will receive a pummeling of the ages, but worry, for it is free! It seems amazing, I know this. A full beating, no charge?! IT IS MADNESS! But the pleasure I get from victory is payment enough! Now, receive it!|No Charging Chuck|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 89th gate, and also the last Sammer Guy to lack facial hair. His name is a play on [[Chargin' Chuck]]. He prides himself on providing beatings free of charge.

{{quote|You wish to ascend higher, but you will not do so at the expense of Climbing [[Vine]]. I am the way to the [[Coin Heaven|sky]], but you will not see it. You will not pass the 90th gate. You will gaze upward at platforms and distant clouds, wondering how to reach them. I know the way. And I will never breathe it to your ear. Your ascent ends here!|Climbing Vine|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 90th gate. His name is a reference to the [[vine]]s that lead to [[Coin Heaven]]s in various ''Super Mario'' games.

{{quote|I protect the 91st gate... I am [[Chuck Quizmo|Quizmo]] Question That Has No Answer! Who builds the pipes of our worlds? How does one put a coin in a brick? How can one bounce off of another man's head? How can one wield flame? Where do bottomless pits lead? Are overalls still considered fashionable? Ponder these questions as... YOU TASTE MY POWER!|Quizmo Question That Has No Answer|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 91st gate. His name is a reference to [[Chuck Quizmo]], a character from the first ''[[Paper Mario]]''.

{{quote|You have finally found me. I am Strolling [[Ptooie]]. I guard the 92nd gate. Few have seen me, warrior. My native land was known as [[World 7-8 (Super Mario Bros. 3)|World 7-8]]. There I learned at the hand of my master, Walking Ptooie. He spat fire. I spit wrath. And you shall be the one who is spat upon!|Strolling Ptooie|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 92nd gate. His name is a reference to [[Ptooie]]. It also references to how Ptooies walk on the ground rather than stay in pipes like most [[Piranha Plant]]s.

{{quote|I must congratulate you for reaching the 93rd gate. You are formidable. You are also unfortunate, for you will be lunched upon by me, [[Fuzzy]] on Face. My attacks will leech your very essence. I will bound upon you without remorse. I will chew on your hat. I will bite your forehead. I will snack on your soul. I can only hope you have seasoned yourself well, so that I do not grow ill. Is your face ready? Then let us do battle!|Fuzzy on Face|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 93rd gate and therefore the last Small Sammer Guy overall. This Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the way [[Fuzzy|Fuzzies]] attacked players in the first two ''Paper Mario'' games.

{{quote|You have reached the 94th gate. The end is near for you... As now you must face the gaudy, gilded [[Glitzville|Glitz]] Blade! Fear not, challenger, for you will die today with pizzazz!|Glitz Blade|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 94th gate. His name comes from the [[Glitz Pit]] in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''.

{{quote|<big>[[Tanooki Suit|TANOOKI]]!</big> The feral howl of Cloak of Tanooki grips you with shaggy terror! One moment wooly, the next [[Statue Mario|sheer granite]], I guard the 95th gate with beastly rage. What side will you face? Unshorn animal or rigid statue? <big>TANOOKI!</big>|Cloak of Tanooki|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 95th gate. His name references the [[Tanooki Suit]].

{{quote|Kneel, worthless dog, before the 96th gate! I am [[Coin]] Harvester Without Remorse! Do you enjoy your free time? Do you enjoy lounging about, playing games? You will enjoy NOTHING! Once I have bested you, I will put you to work gathering wealth for me. You will eat the grit of road dust as your ceaseless toil flows without ebb. And I will recline and enjoy tasty noodles bought with the very sweat of your brow. Now I harvest your soul!|Coin Harvester Without Remorse|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 96th gate. His name is a reference to players of Mario games who go for as many coins as possible rather than focusing on getting through the levels, as well as the common tactic of "farming" for money in RPGs. His sword is blue, but unlike other swords of that color, it does not shoot beams. The same occurs for the 99th Sammer Guy, Pit of Crying Shames.

{{quote|Look skyward, challenger... I am [[Pidgit]] on Wind's Breath, protector of the 97th gate. The air is without master, and I float upon the paths of its whimsy... Though I stand before you, my warrior spirit is above your shoulders. I loiter, innocent, until the time grows to full ripeness. And then I swoop... My floating blanket will enshroud your fallen form... You will snuggle for eternity!|Pidgit on Wind's Breath|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 97th gate. His name is a reference to [[Pidgit]]s.

{{quote|<big>YOU ARE LAZY!</big> You require more training at the shocking hand of Sensei [[Ruff Puff]]! It is here, at the 98th gate, that you will learn the hardest lesson to swallow. Is it a powerful new stomping technique? <big>NO!</big> You are too lazy for that. Instead, you get lesson one... HUMILITY!|Sensei Ruff Puff|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

|sabilities=Sword beams, Ninjerry ally

The guardian of the 98th gate. His name is a reference to [[Ruff Puff]]s. When his opponents approach, he insults them by saying they are lazy and require more training from him. When defeated, he says to his opponents that they are "young and lazy" and do not understand the value of him.

{{quote|I am [[Pit of 100 Trials|Pit of Crying Shames]], crusher of hopes, stomper of dreams! To fight me is to fight 100 fearsome, slobbering warriors! Many have ventured to conquer me. All leave with tearstained cheeks. Those who challenge me here at the 99th gate have much to lose. It makes their sad, sad tears all the sweeter to drink! SHLURRRRRRRRP!|Pit of Crying Shames|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 99th gate. His name comes from the [[Flipside Pit of 100 Trials|Pit of 100 Trials]] and how players make it so far and then die on the last levels. Like Coin Harvester Without Remorse, the 96th Sammer Guy, he wields a blue sword that does not shoot beams, though he has green armor.

{{quote|And so you arrive at last. It is this place you seek, the 100th gate. I am End [[List of bosses|Boss]], greatest of all the Sammer Guys. It is my duty as End Boss to laugh at your feeble party and proclaim your doom. Shall we begin, challenger? HAH! YOU ARE PATHETIC! PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED AS THE UNIVERSE WITHERS!|End Boss|[[Super Paper Mario]]}}

The guardian of the 100th and final gate. His name is fittingly a reference to the last boss in a game. When End Boss is defeated, he attempts to cue end credits. End Boss can breathe fire, use a rolling attack, and attack with his club. Despite his name, it is possible for him to not be the final boss, as the player can battle [[Wracktail]] and [[Shadoo]] after him.