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==[[Hole Punch]]==
*''"Hey! DJ! You call that music? I call it a racket! Stop scratchin' around, and put on somethin' I can dance to! If I ain't movin' to the groove when the needle drops, I'm gonna collect your face like a limited-edition seven-inch single!"
*''"I hate it! This song was overplayed the first time it hit the airwaves! They tried to make us love it by putting it on high rotation, but I'm not gonna fall for that. No way! Loop the best five seconds, put it in a car commercial, and throw the rest in the trash. I'm done with it!"
*''"I hate it! OK, OK, yeah... I can see why people like this song, but it's just not for me, you know?"
*''"I hate it! What am I? A tap dancer? The tempo's way too fast on this track! Drop the RPMs! Or better yet, drop the whole album in a dumpster. No, thanks!"
*''"Now that's groovy! Uhhhh! That bass line is making my body do things I never dreamed possible. I'm ready to get down! Wait, wait, wait... I'm not gonna be the only one down there gettin' loose. Why's this place so dead? Who killed the mood? I'm not gonna cut a rug unless EVERYONE is cutting a rug?{{sic}} Dig?!"
*''"Whoa... I dig it... Oh yeah... Oh yeah... Oh yeah... It's groovy!"
*''"Lady, I couldn't stop groovin' now if I wanted to. So I guess we're gonna have to... FACE. OFF."
*''"I am PUMPED. I'm gonna own this dance floor till the break of dawn. And, seeing as there's no sun to rise in here, that means this groove is never gonna end! HEY! C'mon!"
*''"I'll start with some moves even amateurs can appreciate. Ooh, c'mon! One, two, PUNCH!"
*''"You wanna dance? You wanna DANCE, bro?! Let me show you what you're up against! Hup! One, two! Alriiight!"
*''"Is it time for me to bust out my super-secret special dance move? Let's hear it! Make some noooise!"
*''"No way! You dodged my special move?! Get back down here so I can two-step on your face!"
*''"Oh, man... Why'd you have to harsh my groove? We had it bumpin' in here! Let's keep it going anyway. Disco forever! Count it down!"