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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario: Sticker Star]]'', listed by character, in alphabetical order. | This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario: Sticker Star]]'', listed by character, in alphabetical order. | ||
== | ==Bowser Jr.== | ||
*''"DON'T RUN! WAIT UP!"'' | *''"DON'T RUN! WAIT UP!"'' | ||
*''"Hey, you're Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"'' | |||
*''"Sniff snoof snifffffffffffffff... Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK! Have you got a rare sticker?"'' | *''"Sniff snoof snifffffffffffffff... Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK! Have you got a rare sticker?"'' | ||
*''"News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"'' | *''"News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"'' | ||
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*''"Even when we're stomped by Ma-ri-o!"'' | *''"Even when we're stomped by Ma-ri-o!"'' | ||
== | ==Birdo== | ||
*''"Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."'' | *''"Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."'' | ||
*''"Both can know of love's grace..."'' | *''"Both can know of love's grace..."'' | ||
*''"Just try not to get egg on your face."'' | *''"Just try not to get egg on your face."'' | ||
== | ==Enigmansion forbear== | ||
*''"Mm-yes, welcome to [[Whiteout Valley|White Valley]] Lift. You desire a lift?"'' | *''"Mm-yes, welcome to [[Whiteout Valley|White Valley]] Lift. You desire a lift?"'' | ||
*''"Lift for two, straightaway!"'' | *''"Lift for two, straightaway!"'' | ||
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*''"Yoo-hoo!"'' | *''"Yoo-hoo!"'' | ||
*''"It's been a long time we've had visitors to this [[The Enigmansion|house]]. It pleases me greatly, I must admit."'' | *''"It's been a long time we've had visitors to this [[The Enigmansion|house]]. It pleases me greatly, I must admit."'' | ||
==Enigmansion steward== | |||
*''"Ah, greetings, Master Mario... How very impressive that you were able to brave the cold all the way here. I am the steward of this [[The Enigmansion|estate]]."'' | |||
*''"As I'm sure you must be exhausted by the long journey, nothing would please me more than to invite you in to enjoy the comforts of the mansion."'' | |||
*''"Sadly, I must admit that such niceties are impossible at this time."'' | |||
*''"Someone has committed a terrible act. A [[Book of Sealing|book]] was opened--a terrible book with terrifying [[Boo|things]] sealed within."'' | |||
*''"Many terrifying things escaped."'' | |||
*''"These things..."'' | |||
*''"They are so terrifying that I can't even bear to speak their terrible names."'' | |||
*''"Suffice to say, it was too terrifying to be in such close proximity to those terrors, so I fled the mansion and set up residence in my current spot of shame."'' | |||
*''"If you doubt this terrifying tale, I ask that you look upon THIS!"'' | |||
*''"Master Mario... What you now hold is the very Book of Sealing I speak of... The one that once was the prison of those terrifying things."'' | |||
*''"It heartens me to see that book in the capable hands of a gallant figure such as yourself!"'' | |||
*''"If you can once again seal all the terrifying things within that book and return it to the basement..."'' | |||
*''"Then, and only then, I can resume my duties inside and pamper you with the royal treatment you deserve."'' | |||
*''"Master Mario, please allow me to treat you to the finest hospitality known to Toadkind! Seal up all those terrors!"'' | |||
*''"Ah, Master Mario. I suddenly feel chills up and down my spine. That can't be normal... What could be the cause?"'' | |||
*''"Even when I warm myself up by the bonfire, the chills won't go away. I daresay I may be catching a cold."'' | |||
*''"Ah, Master Mario, chills are positively racing up and down my back. How can you deny a Toad in my condition of a fire?!"'' | |||
*''"Ah, Master Mario. Those chills that had set up residence along my spine have disappeared like they never existed."'' | |||
*''"I daresay I'm over that cold."'' | |||
*''"Master Mario! You did it, didn't you!"'' | |||
*''"The inside of the mansion is no longer terrifying whatsoever!"'' | |||
*''"That book is sealed up, and all is back to normal! Thank you ever so!"'' | |||
*''"And now, as promised, allow me to show you the very finest in hospitality! Please, let's adjourn to the room to the left of the lobby."'' | |||
*''"Ah, welcome."'' | |||
*''"What do you think? A grand tune, no? Makes a fellow feel right at home."'' | |||
*''"Ah, yes... That picture."'' | |||
*''"That was painted by the mansion's previous proprietor... In other words, the steward who came before me."'' | |||
*''"I inherited the charge of the mansion when he passed away."'' | |||
*''"If it interests you, I am happy to make you a gift of that painting. After all, I am the steward now, and can dispense the estate as I see fit."'' | |||
*''"Please, do not hesitate to take it. Such is our legendary hospitality!"'' | |||
*''"Ah, to be quite honest, I feel much better without that painting."'' | |||
*''"I'd like to put up a picture of something that makes it more MY mansion... Perhaps even a picture of me."'' | |||
*''"Master Mario, please! No need to stand. Do have a seat in that chair over there."'' | |||
*''"What do you think of our magnificent living room? Makes you feel rather instantly at home, does it not?"'' | |||
*''"It pleases me to no end to be able to provide the hospitality that befits this glorious place."'' | |||
*''"And finally, I look like a proper steward again. Perhaps it's time I advertised for a manservant of my own. Oh ho ho."'' | |||
*''"Mm-yes, welcome."'' | |||
*''"I'm also happy to make Master Mario feel at home."'' | |||
==Goomba== | ==Goomba== | ||
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*''"Well, well, WELL! You again! You're looking thin and flimsy as a piece of tissue paper!"'' | *''"Well, well, WELL! You again! You're looking thin and flimsy as a piece of tissue paper!"'' | ||
*''"Get him while he's off guard!"'' | *''"Get him while he's off guard!"'' | ||
*''"Last time we weren't prepared, and you beat us like flat, little piñatas."'' | *''"Last time we weren't prepared, and you beat us like flat, little piñatas."'' | ||
*''"But this time won't be so easy! Taste our paper power, punk!"'' | *''"But this time won't be so easy! Taste our paper power, punk!"'' | ||
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*''"BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"'' | *''"BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"'' | ||
== | ==Kamek== | ||
*''"Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"'' | *''"Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"'' | ||
*''"You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."'' | *''"You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."'' | ||
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*''"KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WI--"'' | *''"KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WI--"'' | ||
== | ==Kersti== | ||
*''" | *''"wake up..."'' | ||
*''"Wake up..."'' | |||
*''"Oh, come onnnnn..."'' | *''"Oh, come onnnnn..."'' | ||
*'' | *''"WAKE UP!''" | ||
*''"Hey, you...come over here a minute."'' | *''"Hey, you...come over here a minute."'' | ||
*''"Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it."'' | *''"Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it."'' | ||
*''"In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing! Just get close to me and hold down {{button|3ds|A}}. You can handle that, right? Now PEEL!"'' | *''"In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing!"'' | ||
*''"Phew... That was unpleasant. Hey, wait a minute. You..."'' | *''"Just get close to me and hold down {{button|3ds|A}}. You can handle that, right?"'' | ||
*''<big> | *''"Now PEEL!"'' | ||
*''"You! YOU'RE the one who touched the comet! What is WRONG with you?! It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the | *''"Phew... That was unpleasant."'' | ||
*''"Huh? Someone named | *''"Hey, wait a minute. You..."'' | ||
*''<big> | *''"<big>WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?</big>"'' | ||
*''"Huh? Really? You'll really help? Thanks! In that case, I'll introduce myself."'' | *''"You! YOU'RE the one who touched the [[Sticker Comet|comet]]! What is WRONG with you?!"'' | ||
*''"It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the Sticker Comet!" You must have heard it a million times!"'' | |||
*''"You don't think a comet packed full of people's wishes might be the teensiest bit dangerous?"'' | |||
*''"Noooooo... You, in your infinite wisdom, had to lay your grubby little hands on it, and KERBLAMMO!"'' | |||
*''"Total chaos! And do you even realize what blew off to who knows where in the blast? The [[Royal Sticker]]s! Yeah. THOSE ROYAL STICKERS."'' | |||
*''"This is all your fault, pal! You're taking full responsibility for all of this!"'' | |||
*''"Huh?"'' | |||
*''"Someone named Bowser touched the Sticker Comet...and you're Mario?"'' | |||
*''"<big>HOW DARE YOU!</big>"'' | |||
*''"Pinning the blame on someone else? Talk about cowardly! Talk about completely unpaper-like!"'' | |||
*''"A lady is in serious trouble here! Ask yourself: what would the famous Mario do at a time like this, hmmm?"'' | |||
*''"Huh? Really? You'll really help? Thanks!"'' | |||
*''"In that case, I'll introduce myself."'' | |||
*''"I'm [[Kersti]]!"'' | *''"I'm [[Kersti]]!"'' | ||
*''"I came from the faraway [[List of implied locations#Sticker Star|Sticker Star]] to grant everyone's wishes at the [[Sticker Fest]]. It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers. Now they're scattered all over... As | *''"I came from the faraway [[List of implied locations#Sticker Star|Sticker Star]] to grant everyone's wishes at the [[Sticker Fest]]."'' | ||
*''"Hey, so obviously you can [[jump]], but now you can also use that awesome [[Hammer|thing]]. Life is good, huh? Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"'' | *''"It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers."'' | ||
*''"Huh? Hey, that's a [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)|sticker]], isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great. Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an [[album]] to keep that in."'' | *''"Now they're scattered all over... As there caretaker, it's my duty to find all of them...or else I can't return to the Sticker Star!"'' | ||
*''"Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album. Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"'' | *''"So yeah... That's why you have to help me find the Royal Stickers!"'' | ||
*''"It looks like they fell outside of town, so first we need to find out how to get out of here!"'' | |||
*''"Hey, so obviously you can [[jump]], but now you can also use that awesome [[Hammer|thing]]. Life is good, huh?"'' | |||
*''"Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"'' | |||
*''"Huh? Hey, that's a [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)|sticker]], isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great."'' | |||
*''"Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an [[album]] to keep that in."'' | |||
*''"Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album."'' | |||
*''"Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"'' | |||
*''"Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."'' | *''"Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."'' | ||
*''"Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"'' | *''"Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"'' | ||
*''"We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."'' | *''"We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."'' | ||
*''"Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"'' | *''"Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"'' | ||
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*''"But wait--what am I thinking?"'' | *''"But wait--what am I thinking?"'' | ||
*''"I just remembered something, Mario. Wouldn't you be able to mop up these guys a lot faster if you could use more than one sticker at a time?"'' | *''"I just remembered something, Mario. Wouldn't you be able to mop up these guys a lot faster if you could use more than one sticker at a time?"'' | ||
*''"Right, right! You think so too, huh? Well, I've got good news!"'' | *''"Right, right! You think so too, huh? Well, I've got good news!"'' | ||
*''"And here it is!"'' | *''"And here it is!"'' | ||
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*''"That's a Royal Sticker!"'' | *''"That's a Royal Sticker!"'' | ||
*''"Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"'' | *''"Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"'' | ||
*''"The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."'' | *''"The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."'' | ||
*''"But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"'' | *''"But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"'' | ||
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*''"So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."'' | *''"So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."'' | ||
*''"Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"'' | *''"Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"'' | ||
*''"A Royal Sticker can turn even a [[Pokey]] into something monstrous like [[Tower Power Pokey|THAT]]?! What amazing power, huh?"'' | *''"A Royal Sticker can turn even a [[Pokey]] into something monstrous like [[Tower Power Pokey|THAT]]?! What amazing power, huh?"'' | ||
*''"Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"'' | *''"Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"'' | ||
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*''"If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."'' | *''"If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."'' | ||
*''"Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"'' | *''"Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"'' | ||
*''"AAAAAH! Mario!"'' | *''"AAAAAH! Mario!"'' | ||
*''"In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."'' | *''"In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."'' | ||
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*''"Ugh! It ran off again!"'' | *''"Ugh! It ran off again!"'' | ||
*''"What's wrong, little guy? Calm down."'' | *''"What's wrong, little guy? Calm down."'' | ||
*''"Did you | *''"Did you here that, little guy? He's not taking the ship out."'' | ||
*''"I understand you want to do something about the poison, but we'll have to give up the idea of going by ship."'' | *''"I understand you want to do something about the poison, but we'll have to give up the idea of going by ship."'' | ||
*''"All that fleeing, hiding, struggling... I can't say that was especially fun, but thank goodness they're all safe."'' | *''"All that fleeing, hiding, struggling... I can't say that was especially fun, but thank goodness they're all safe."'' | ||
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*''"Ah, I can finally see the island."'' | *''"Ah, I can finally see the island."'' | ||
*''"Mario, let's go. Let's find the source of that icky, overflowing poison!"'' | *''"Mario, let's go. Let's find the source of that icky, overflowing poison!"'' | ||
*''"And thanks to you carrying us to that island, Wiggler, we managed to get back a very important sticker."'' | *''"And thanks to you carrying us to that island, Wiggler, we managed to get back a very important sticker."'' | ||
*''"So thank YOU, Wiggler! Now that the leaves are clean, you should eat as much as you want!"'' | *''"So thank YOU, Wiggler! Now that the leaves are clean, you should eat as much as you want!"'' | ||
*''"Right! Eat a lot, and you'll grow big!"'' | *''"Right! Eat a lot, and you'll grow big!"'' | ||
*''"Turned out great, didn't it, Mario?"'' | *''"Turned out great, didn't it, Mario?"'' | ||
==Koopa Paratroopa== | ==Koopa Paratroopa== | ||
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*''"[[Koopa Paratroopa|Koopa]] down! Over."'' | *''"[[Koopa Paratroopa|Koopa]] down! Over."'' | ||
== | ==Megasparkle Goomba== | ||
*''"Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony..."'' | *''"Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony..."'' | ||
*''"<big>SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!</big>"'' | *''"<big>SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!</big>"'' | ||
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*''"All right, lads! Time to show them what's what!"'' (British English) | *''"All right, lads! Time to show them what's what!"'' (British English) | ||
*''"Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"'' | *''"Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"'' | ||
*''"Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"'' (American English) | *''"Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"'' (American English) | ||
*''"Shee hee hooof... What was that?! Come on, lads! Get back to shining!"'' (British English) | *''"Shee hee hooof... What was that?! Come on, lads! Get back to shining!"'' (British English) | ||
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*''"Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."'' | *''"Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."'' | ||
== | ==Mizzter Blizzard== | ||
*''"Shhhh..."'' | *''"Shhhh..."'' | ||
*''"SH-SH-SHINY TIME!"'' | *''"SH-SH-SHINY TIME!"'' | ||
*''"UGGGH! I'm SOOOO sorry."'' | |||
*''"UGGGH! I'm SOOOO sorry."'' | |||
*''"I just made a wish on this shiny sticker, and then all this madness happened..."'' | *''"I just made a wish on this shiny sticker, and then all this madness happened..."'' | ||
*''"I was disappearing... From ice to fog... Returning to the sky... I just wanted a body that wouldn't melt..."'' | *''"I was disappearing... From ice to fog... Returning to the sky... I just wanted a body that wouldn't melt..."'' | ||
*''"When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"'' | *''"When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"'' | ||
*''"Then we can meet once more!"'' | *''"Then we can meet once more!"'' | ||
==Paragoomba== | ==Paragoomba== | ||
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*''"Arrrrgh! No wonder we're unpopular!"'' | *''"Arrrrgh! No wonder we're unpopular!"'' | ||
== | ==Petey Piranha== | ||
*''"SHINY PETEY TIME!"'' | *''"SHINY PETEY TIME!"'' | ||
== | ==Princess Peach== | ||
*''"Mario!"'' | *''"Mario!"'' | ||
*''"Thank you, Mario. I knew I could count on you, as always."'' | *''"Thank you, Mario. I knew I could count on you, as always."'' | ||
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==Royal Stickers== | ==Royal Stickers== | ||
<i> | <i> | ||
[[File:PMSS Megasparkle Goomba Story.png|thumb|200px|Megasparkle Goomba's poem]] | |||
*a sticker fluttered down from the sky<br>excited Goombas cheered on from high<br>sixteen sheets became one bad guy<br>in the end they split and went bye-bye | *a sticker fluttered down from the sky<br>excited Goombas cheered on from high<br>sixteen sheets became one bad guy<br>in the end they split and went bye-bye | ||
[[File:PMSS Tower Power Pokey Story.png|thumb|200px|Tower Power Pokey's poem]] | |||
*a lonely stadium atop a desert tower<br>a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power<br>Kamek wielded magic dark and dour<br>the tower folded like a withering flower | *a lonely stadium atop a desert tower<br>a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power<br>Kamek wielded magic dark and dour<br>the tower folded like a withering flower | ||
[[File:PMSS Gooper Blooper Story.png|thumb|200px|Gooper Blooper's poem]] | |||
*a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop<br>Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop<br>a Royal Sticker popped evil's top<br>poison gushed out and would not stop | *a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop<br>Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop<br>a Royal Sticker popped evil's top<br>poison gushed out and would not stop | ||
[[File:PMSS Mizzter Blizzard Story.png|thumb|200px|Mizzter Blizzard's poem]] | |||
*spring came and snow started to melt<br>my body got uncomfortably svelte<br>I lamented the frail bod I was dealt<br>a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt | *spring came and snow started to melt<br>my body got uncomfortably svelte<br>I lamented the frail bod I was dealt<br>a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt | ||
[[File:PMSS Petey Piranha Story.png|thumb|200px|Petey Piranha's poem]] | |||
*Rumble Volcano had grown irate<br>the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate<br>a sparkling sticker being arrived late<br>and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate | *Rumble Volcano had grown irate<br>the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate<br>a sparkling sticker being arrived late<br>and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate | ||
(British version) | (British version) | ||
*Spring came along, making slush of the snow.<br>My body, too, melted in the sun's glow.<br>Of a body that wouldn't melt, I hoped one day to know.<br>So I wished for the Royal Sticker to make it so. | *Spring came along, making slush of the snow.<br>My body, too, melted in the sun's glow.<br>Of a body that wouldn't melt, I hoped one day to know.<br>So I wished for the Royal Sticker to make it so. | ||
*Rumble Volcano was most enraged and fuming.<br>The Spear Guys threw a fest to prevent it from booming.<br>A sparkling sticker descended, gliding and zooming.<br>It seemed nothing could stop this glutton's consuming. | *Rumble Volcano was most enraged and fuming.<br>The Spear Guys threw a fest to prevent it from booming.<br>A sparkling sticker descended, gliding and zooming.<br>It seemed nothing could stop this glutton's consuming. | ||
</i> | </i> | ||
==Sling-a-Thing Toad== | |||
*'' | *''"Well, hi there!"'' | ||
*''Sure, the Sticker Fest was a total disaster, but you can't stay blue about it forever, right?'' | *''"Sure, the Sticker Fest was a total disaster, but you can't stay blue about it forever, right?"'' | ||
*'' | *''"No, sir, you've gotta stay perky! And I got the perkiest idea EVER just a bit ago!"'' | ||
*''Here's the deal, Mario. If you find any | *''"Here's the deal, Mario. If you find any interesting...let's call them "[[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Things|things]]"... out in the world, bring 'em to me."'' | ||
*'' | *''"Do that, and I think I can cook up a little miracle for you!"'' | ||
*'' | *''"Ah, look! You have a wonderful thing! My perk sensor can just tell."'' | ||
*''Go ahead and stand on that little platform over there, please.'' | *''"Go ahead and stand on that little platform over there, please."'' | ||
*''Now you just take | *''"Now you just take that special thing, face the board in front of you, and sling it as hard as you can!"'' | ||
*'' | *''"So?! Pretty darn miraculous, huh?"'' | ||
*''"You come over here, you fling a thing, and HEY PRESTO! It becomes a sticker. I call it a "thing sticker" because I'm a bit of a marketing genius."'' | |||
*''You come over here, you fling a thing, and HEY PRESTO! It becomes a sticker. I call it a "thing sticker" because I'm a bit of marketing genius.'' | *''"Mario, I've got to tell you... You're so lucky to experience this firsthand!"'' | ||
*''Mario, I've | *''"How about that! Pretty perky, no? From now on, stickers don't have to be something you find... They can be something you make too!"'' | ||
*'' | *''"Whenever you find a special thing, you can turn it into a sticker here."'' | ||
*''"<small>...Hey, even if you don't have any things on you, swing by and we'll talk about it...</small>"'' | |||
*''Whenever you find a special thing, you can turn it into a sticker here.'' | *''"Anyway, can't wait to see you again! Stay perky!"'' | ||
*''<small> | *''"Welcome! Go ahead and sling a thing."'' | ||
*''Anyway, can't wait to see you again! | *''"Stay perky."'' | ||
*'' | *''"Huh? Is that a customer? Really? YAAAY! It really IS a customer!"'' | ||
*''"This is the cape-side branch of the thing-slinging stall."'' | |||
*''"Hm. I bet I don't have to explain anything to you... I can just tell."'' | |||
==Snifit== | ==Snifit== | ||
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*''"Yay!"'' | *''"Yay!"'' | ||
== | ==''Snifit or Whiffit'' host== | ||
*''" | *''"LAAAAADIES AAAAAAND GENTLEBUDDIES!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"So VERY sorry to keep you waiting! We've got a great show for you folks. That's right! It's time to play..."'' | ||
*''" | *''"<big>SNIFIT OR...</big>"'' | ||
*''"[[ | *''"<big>WHIFFIT!</big>"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Yes, we're back this week with another exiting episode of [[Snifit or Whiffit]]! I'm your host, [[Snifit]]."'' | ||
*''" | *''"For the next 30 minutes, our star guest will come face-to-face with three positively riveting challenges!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"And today's guest is the best of the best, yes, the man we all detest... Mario!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"That's right, and if our guest is Snifit enough to vanquish all three games, he'll receive this fabulous prize!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Uh...a piece of Wiggler?!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Well, without further ado... Challenge! Are you ready, both physically and mentally, to Snifit or Whiffit?"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Now, once the games begin, we can't guarantee that you'll...um...survive. Are you suuuuuure you're up to the challenge?"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Now, that's what I call a right answer! All righty, let's get things started... Here's the first game!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"<big>PICK-AND-CHOOSE PANIC!</big>"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Here comes the first question. Mario, I want you to answer by hitting either the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block."'' | ||
*''" | *''"Of course, our hilarious poison gas will start filling the room, so answer fast! One whiff of that stuff and your [[Heart Point|HP]] will drop like nobody's business!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"OK then! Let's Snifit!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Only a guy who's been tormenting Bowser over so many years could keep so cool in a room full of poison! Lesser men would've whiffed it!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Anyway, the first stage is CLEARED! Let's move on to the next!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"That's right, ladies and goodbuddies, it's time for the second challenge!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"<big>BIG BONKING SNIFIT BASH!</big>"'' | ||
*''" | *''"OK, here's the deal! Our unpaid Snifit interns will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, right?"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Just bonk them with your hammer with {{button|3ds|B}} before they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge! All you need to do is bonk 20 of 'em."'' | ||
*''" | *''"It should go without saying that this challenge will ALSO be done in a room full of very whiffable poison gas. So let's Snifit!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Not bad at all. But would we expect anything less from the guardian of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], folks? No way! The guy is pretty slick with a hammer."'' | ||
*''" | *''"Stage two is CLEAR! Congrats! Now let's head for the final staaaage!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"And now, folks, we come to the final stage of Snifit or Whiffit!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"And the challenge is..."'' | ||
*''" | *''"UNRELENTINGLY EXITING SHUFFLE GAAAAAME!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"OK then, inside one of these blocks is the correct answer."'' | ||
*''" | *''"The rest are all WRONG."'' | ||
*''" | *''"First, the blocks will be shuffled."'' | ||
*''" | *''"Once they're shuffled, the excitement sets in as you choose a block."'' | ||
*''" | *''"If you hit the correct three times, you're in the clear!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"If you hit the wrong block, a very exiting Snifit battle awaits!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"Got it? Great! We'll start when everyone says those magic words..."'' | ||
*''" | *''"Go ahead! Hit the block of your choice!"'' | ||
*''" | *''"That's the block you're choosing? OK...then let's open it!"'' | ||
*''"I' | *''"But of course, sniffing out the right block at that speed was easy."'' | ||
*''"Two more correct blocks and you're clear. Now on with the challenges!"'' | |||
*''"<big>SHUFFLE IT UP!</big>"'' | |||
*''"Well done, really, just fabulous. But your winning streak is about to end. Here's where you'll whiff it for sure."'' | |||
*''"Because we're adding another block! Now, you know the deal... If you hit the correct block one more time, you're in the clear."'' | |||
*''"You've cleared the whole game! Are you sure you aren't part Snifit?"'' | |||
*''"Mario, as much as it pains me, I have to give you the proverbial Snifit high five. Congratulations!"'' | |||
*''"As promised, your prize. It's allllll yours!"'' | |||
*''"Sadly, folks, this week's episode of Snifit or Whiffit has come to an end."'' | |||
*''"On behalf of me, your humble host Snifit, and our guest, Mario, we hope you've enjoyed our time together."'' | |||
*''"I hope to see you all soon for another exciting episode of..."'' | |||
*''"Listen, Mario, can we talk Snifit to Snifit for a second? I gotta tell you, you did a great job out there."'' | |||
*''"I mean, it looked like those were barely even challenges for you, am I right?"'' | |||
*''"That's because you're special. And we've prepped a special stage just for special guys like you."'' | |||
*''"If you clear this special stage, you'll receive a special prize. And when I say "special prize," I mean "awesome thing.""'' | |||
*''"Are you Snifit enough to face the challenge of the special stage?"'' | |||
*''"Just like last time, our lawyers advise me that I technically can't guarantee you'll live. You OK with that?"'' | |||
*''"That, good buddy, is the right answer. Let's get to the special staaaage!"'' | |||
*''"Welcome to the special stage! I just KNEW good old Mario would be up to the challenge."'' | |||
*''"Not to scare you, but this time around, the game is gonna destroy you..."'' | |||
*''"And here's our game!"'' | |||
*''"<big>BIG-BONKING-PANIC-PICK-AND-CHOOSE SNIFIT BASH!</big>"'' | |||
*''"OK, I'm gonna get the quiz started, Mario, you know the deal. Answer by hitting the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block, but..."'' | |||
*''"Here, as they say, is the TWIST! You can't hit the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block until you bonk five unpaid Snifit interns!"'' | |||
*''"You'll have to be quick if you hope to hit enough Snifits AND answer three questions correctly, but that's the only way you'll clear the game."'' | |||
*''"Oh, and don't worry, because of course we'll pipe in your favorite flavor of poison gas to keep you on your toes."'' | |||
*''"So let's start the special stage, huh? Can I get a..."'' | |||
*''"Folks, the special stage is cleared! Wonderful! Fabulous! Dare I say, Snifit! CONGRATULATIONS!"'' | |||
*''"Looks like I underestimated you. You must be at least part Snifit... Anyway, that's all our challenges for today, folks."'' | |||
*''"Ladies and goodbuddies, give Mario a warm round of applause!"'' | |||
*''"The studio was on fire tonight, folks! Thanks so much for being here tonight."'' | |||
*''"I've been your host, Snifit. Until next time!"'' | |||
*''"Of course, of course. Your prize! Here it is."'' | |||
== | ==Tower Power Pokey== | ||
*''"SHEEBYDEEBY..."'' | *''"SHEEBYDEEBY..."'' | ||
*''"SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."'' (American English) | *''"SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."'' (American English) | ||
*''"EENY SHEENY SHINY SHOO..."'' (British English) | |||
*''"<big>SHINE-A-ROONEY!</big>"'' (American English) | *''"<big>SHINE-A-ROONEY!</big>"'' (American English) | ||
*''"<big>SHINE-A-POKEY!</big>''" (British English) | |||
*''"SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"'' | *''"SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"'' | ||
==Wiggler / Flutter== | ==Wiggler / Flutter== | ||
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