Editing List of Paper Mario: Sticker Star quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Paper Mario: Sticker Star]]'', listed by character, in alphabetical order.

==Bowser Jr.==
*''"DON'T RUN! WAIT UP!"''
*''"Hey, you're Mario! Er... What are you doing here?"'' (American English)
*''"Hey, you're Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"'' (British English)
*''"Sniff snoof snifffffffffffffff... Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK! Have you got a rare sticker?"''
*''"News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"''
*''"Well! Guess I'll just have to take that rare sticker by overpowering you, thank you very much."''
*''"Hey, y'know, you're not too shabby... Luckily, at times like this, I just use the power my pop gave me to...RECOVERRR!"''
*''"What?! C'mon, seriously? That sticker is overpowered! You cheat!"''
*''"OK, look, I've had it! If that's the way it's gonna be, I've got one last trick to show you, bub!"''
*''"NYARGLEBARGLE!"''
*''"I'm not finished yet!"''
*''"You'll never climb up there to get it. Enjoy your sad little day of crying!"''
*''"Bye, cheater!"''
*''"TA-DAAAAH!"''
*''"Hey, long time, no see, Mario! Aren't you looking chipper!"''
*''"Sniff sniff snoooooooffffff... Mmm... And you've got an even rarer sticker than last time, don't ya?"''
*''"Yeah, well, that is REALLY ANNOYING! Give it, give it, GIVE IT NOW!"''
*''"Dang! You're nothing but a big bully! I'm telling my dad on you!"''
*''"And my dad is SOOOO shiny right now! He's way, way stronger than the both of you combined!"''
*''"Better be ready to cry a lot!"''
*''"I'VE BEEN WAITING!"''
*''"Mario! So you actually made it here!"''
*''"Y'know, Dad was pretty angry when I told him how you beat be up for no good reason! He was spitting mad!"''
*''"So now I don't care about any dumb stickers! I just care about vengeance! And I won't go easy on you this time. You want this [[Comet Piece|comet piece]]? Come on!"''
*''"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"''
*''"You made a huge hole in the ship! Dad's gonna get all mad again!"''
*''"I'm gonna pummel you and make my daddy proud!"''
*''"No way am I losing this time!"''
*''"How do you like THIS?!"''
*''"<small>Ha! Check it! A defense shield!</small>"''
*''"<small>Go ahead, attack all you want!</small>"''
*''"Oh nooooo, the babies ran away!"''
*''"Looks like there's no need for Dad to come out. I AM NOW THE FINAL BOSS!"''
*''"Hey, you're back! Are you sure you don't wanna run away again?"''
*''"DAAAAAANG! NOOOOO! WHYYYYY? This can't be happening!"''
*''"Could this mean..."''
*''"<big>I'M FINISHED?!</big>"''

==Boomerang Bro==
*''"Boomerang! Bros.!"''
*''"Aw, two-for-one special on aisle three!"''
*''"[[Boomerang Bro|Boomerang Bros.]] are outta their trees!"''
*''"Who cares if you swear a pair's unfair?"''
*''"We go together like pencils and pap-err!"''
*''"We'll always be the Boomerang Bros.!"''
*''"Even when we're stomped by Ma-ri-o!"''

==Birdo==
*''"Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."''
*''"Both can know of love's grace..."''
*''"Just try not to get egg on your face."''

==Enigmansion forebear==
*''"Mm-yes, welcome to [[Whiteout Valley|White Valley]] Lift. You desire a lift?"''
*''"Lift for two, straightaway!"''
*''"Safety check... CHECK!"''
*''"Lift off!"''
*''"Mm-yes, welcome."''
*''"Ah, what a pleasant surprise this is! You are the ones who took the lift the other day, are you not?"''
*''"So nice of you to brave the snows to come to such a faraway place. Please, make yourselves at home."''
*''"Yoo-hoo!"''
*''"It's been a long time we've had visitors to this [[The Enigmansion|house]]. It pleases me greatly, I must admit."''

==Enigmansion steward==
*''"Ah, greetings, Master Mario... How very impressive that you were able to brave the cold all the way here. I am the steward of this [[The Enigmansion|estate]]."''
*''"As I'm sure you must be exhausted by the long journey, nothing would please me more than to invite you in to enjoy the comforts of the mansion."''
*''"Sadly, I must admit that such niceties are impossible at this time."''
*''"Someone has committed a terrible act. A [[Book of Sealing|book]] was opened--a terrible book with terrifying [[Boo|things]] sealed within."''
*''"Many terrifying things escaped."''
*''"These things..."''
*''"They are so terrifying that I can't even bear to speak their terrible names."''
*''"Suffice to say, it was too terrifying to be in such close proximity to those terrors, so I fled the mansion and set up residence in my current spot of shame."''
*''"If you doubt this terrifying tale, I ask that you look upon THIS!"''
*''"Master Mario... What you now hold is the very Book of Sealing I speak of... The one that once was the prison of those terrifying things."''
*''"It heartens me to see that book in the capable hands of a gallant figure such as yourself!"''
*''"If you can once again seal all the terrifying things within that book and return it to the basement..."''
*''"Then, and only then, I can resume my duties inside and pamper you with the royal treatment you deserve."''
*''"Master Mario, please allow me to treat you to the finest hospitality known to Toadkind! Seal up all those terrors!"''
*''"Ah, Master Mario. I suddenly feel chills up and down my spine. That can't be normal... What could be the cause?"''
*''"Even when I warm myself up by the bonfire, the chills won't go away. I daresay I may be catching a cold."''
*''"Ah, Master Mario, chills are positively racing up and down my back. How can you deny a Toad in my condition of a fire?!"''
*''"Ah, Master Mario. Those chills that had set up residence along my spine have disappeared like they never existed."''
*''"I daresay I'm over that cold."''
*''"Master Mario! You did it, didn't you!"''
*''"The inside of the mansion is no longer terrifying whatsoever!"''
*''"That book is sealed up, and all is back to normal! Thank you ever so!"''
*''"And now, as promised, allow me to show you the very finest in hospitality! Please, let's adjourn to the room to the left of the lobby."''
*''"Ah, welcome."''
*''"What do you think? A grand tune, no? Makes a fellow feel right at home."''
*''"Ah, yes... That picture."''
*''"That was painted by the mansion's previous proprietor... In other words, the steward who came before me."''
*''"I inherited the charge of the mansion when he passed away."''
*''"If it interests you, I am happy to make you a gift of that painting. After all, I am the steward now, and can dispense the estate as I see fit."''
*''"Please, do not hesitate to take it. Such is our legendary hospitality!"''
*''"Ah, to be quite honest, I feel much better without that painting."''
*''"I'd like to put up a picture of something that makes it more MY mansion... Perhaps even a picture of me."''
*''"Master Mario, please! No need to stand. Do have a seat in that chair over there."''
*''"What do you think of our magnificent living room? Makes you feel rather instantly at home, does it not?"''
*''"It pleases me to no end to be able to provide the hospitality that befits this glorious place."''
*''"And finally, I look like a proper steward again. Perhaps it's time I advertised for a manservant of my own. Oh ho ho."''
*''"Mm-yes, welcome."''
*''"I'm also happy to make Master Mario feel at home."''

==Goomba==
*''"HOLD UP OVER THERE!"''
*''"Heh... Where ya headed, Mario? Why don'tcha play with us for a while?"''
*''"So you think we're flimsy, huh? And you're going to "shred" us, huh? Well, we'll just see about that!"''
*''"Heh heh! Yeah, we aren't the same old Goombas you're used to stomping, pal!"''
*''"Bowser's got our backs!"''
*''"He shredded us! We really ARE flimsy!"''
*''"Hold up."''
*''"Heh heh heh heh. Niiiiiice. Looks like he hasn't noticed us."''
*''"Well, well, WELL! You again! You're looking thin and flimsy as a piece of tissue paper!"''
*''"Get him while he's off guard!"''
*''"Uh-oh! He noticed us!"''
*''"Last time we weren't prepared, and you beat us like flat, little piñatas."''
*''"But this time won't be so easy! Taste our paper power, punk!"''
*''"No matter how many times you want to play, it's always the same. Taste our paper power!"''
*''"He's back, for real! We really are flimsy, little, flat piñatas!"''
*''"C'mon, buddy, whazzat you was just holdin'? Show it to us, huh?"''
*''"Yeah, your act is gettin' old fast. Break out the goods. Now."''
*''"Heads up--it's Mario!"''
*''"What're you lookin' at? We was just playin', nice and friendly-like."''
*''"What, you got a playdate with this twerp or somethin'? In that case..."''
*''"For 20 coins, we'll give 'im up. Whatcha gonna do?"''
*''"You wanna save this little guy? Tell me you didn't just say that."''
*''"Fair warning, bud. We're, like, a full ply tougher than the average Goomba. Still wanna fight us?"''
*''"You got some guts! Pretty stupid guts, but hey. Time to put your boots where your mouth is!"''
*''"Ah, so THAT'S what it feels like to get thoroughly stomped. We give up!"''
*''"Hold your horses!"''
*''"You! You think Goombas are just cheap little single-ply secondary characters?"''
*''"Think again! We're going on a Goomba joyride, and we're gonna roll over you like a little red speed bump!"''
*''"OK, OK, you beat us! No more joyrides. We'll be safe drivers from here on out."''
*''"Hey, that's Mario! What's HE doing in the [[Megasparkle Goomba|boss]]'s [[Goomba Fortress|fortress]]?"''
*''"That just can't be a good sign. I bet he's after that special thing we're keeping for King Bowser!"''
*''"C'mon, you [[Bob-omb|slugabeds]]! No time for sleep! Wake up!"''
*''"Ready...aim..."''
*''"<big>FIRE!</big>"''
*''"Nah, my, uh, fellow shine-rooster or whatever you just said... I think I'd like to go back to being a normal dude, if it's all the same to you."''
*''"Yeah, me too... The power of that sticker changes a Goomba, y'know? It changes your body and your MIND. I didn't sign up for that!"''

==Gooper Blooper==
*''"SHLOOP!"''
*''"<big>SHINY SHLOOP!</big>"''
*''"BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"''

==Host Snifit==
*''"LAAAAADIES AAAAAAND GENTLEBUDDIES!"''
*''"So VERY sorry to keep you waiting! We've got a great show for you folks. That's right! It's time to play..."''
*''"<big>SNIFIT OR...</big>"''
*''"<big>WHIFFIT!</big>"''
*''"Yes, we're back this week with another exiting episode of [[Snifit or Whiffit]]! I'm your host, [[Snifit]]."''
*''"For the next 30 minutes, our star guest will come face-to-face with three positively riveting challenges!"''
*''"And today's guest is the best of the best, yes, the man we all detest... Mario!"''
*''"That's right, and if our guest is Snifit enough to vanquish all three games, he'll receive this fabulous prize!"''
*''"Uh...a piece of Wiggler?!"''
*''"Well, without further ado... Challenge! Are you ready, both physically and mentally, to Snifit or Whiffit?"''
*''"Now, once the games begin, we can't guarantee that you'll...um...survive. Are you suuuuuure you're up to the challenge?"''
*''"Now, that's what I call a right answer! All righty, let's get things started... Here's the first game!"''
*''"<big>PICK-AND-CHOOSE PANIC!</big>"''
*''"Here comes the first question. Mario, I want you to answer by hitting either the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block."''
*''"Of course, our hilarious poison gas will start filling the room, so answer fast! One whiff of that stuff and your [[Heart Point|HP]] will drop like nobody's business!"''
*''"OK then! Let's Snifit!"''
*''"Only a guy who's been tormenting Bowser over so many years could keep so cool in a room full of poison! Lesser men would've whiffed it!"''
*''"Anyway, the first stage is CLEARED! Let's move on to the next!"''
*''"That's right, ladies and goodbuddies, it's time for the second challenge!"''
*''"<big>BIG BONKING SNIFIT BASH!</big>"''
*''"OK, here's the deal! Our unpaid Snifit interns will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, right?"''
*''"Just bonk them with your hammer with {{button|3ds|B}} before they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge! All you need to do is bonk 20 of 'em."''
*''"It should go without saying that this challenge will ALSO be done in a room full of very whiffable poison gas. So let's Snifit!"''
*''"Not bad at all. But would we expect anything less from the guardian of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], folks? No way! The guy is pretty slick with a hammer."''
*''"Stage two is CLEAR! Congrats! Now let's head for the final staaaage!"''
*''"And now, folks, we come to the final stage of Snifit or Whiffit!"''
*''"And the challenge is..."''
*''"UNRELENTINGLY EXITING SHUFFLE GAAAAAME!"''
*''"OK then, inside one of these blocks is the correct answer."''
*''"The rest are all WRONG."''
*''"First, the blocks will be shuffled."''
*''"Once they're shuffled, the excitement sets in as you choose a block."''
*''"If you hit the correct three times, you're in the clear!"''
*''"If you hit the wrong block, a very exiting Snifit battle awaits!"''
*''"Got it? Great! We'll start when everyone says those magic words..."''
*''"Go ahead! Hit the block of your choice!"''
*''"That's the block you're choosing? OK...then let's open it!"''
*''"But of course, sniffing out the right block at that speed was easy."''
*''"Two more correct blocks and you're clear. Now on with the challenges!"''
*''"<big>SHUFFLE IT UP!</big>"''
*''"Well done, really, just fabulous. But your winning streak is about to end. Here's where you'll whiff it for sure."''
*''"Because we're adding another block! Now, you know the deal... If you hit the correct block one more time, you're in the clear."''
*''"You've cleared the whole game! Are you sure you aren't part Snifit?"''
*''"Mario, as much as it pains me, I have to give you the proverbial Snifit high five. Congratulations!"''
*''"As promised, your prize. It's allllll yours!"''
*''"Sadly, folks, this week's episode of Snifit or Whiffit has come to an end."''
*''"On behalf of me, your humble host Snifit, and our guest, Mario, we hope you've enjoyed our time together."''
*''"I hope to see you all soon for another exciting episode of..."''
*''"Listen, Mario, can we talk Snifit to Snifit for a second? I gotta tell you, you did a great job out there."''
*''"I mean, it looked like those were barely even challenges for you, am I right?"''
*''"That's because you're special. And we've prepped a special stage just for special guys like you."''
*''"If you clear this special stage, you'll receive a special prize. And when I say "special prize," I mean "awesome thing.""''
*''"Are you Snifit enough to face the challenge of the special stage?"''
*''"Just like last time, our lawyers advise me that I technically can't guarantee you'll live. You OK with that?"''
*''"That, good buddy, is the right answer. Let's get to the special staaaage!"''
*''"Welcome to the special stage! I just KNEW good old Mario would be up to the challenge."''
*''"Not to scare you, but this time around, the game is gonna destroy you..."''
*''"And here's our game!"''
*''"<big>BIG-BONKING-PANIC-PICK-AND-CHOOSE SNIFIT BASH!</big>"''
*''"OK, I'm gonna get the quiz started, Mario, you know the deal. Answer by hitting the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block, but..."''
*''"Here, as they say, is the TWIST! You can't hit the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block until you bonk five unpaid Snifit interns!"''
*''"You'll have to be quick if you hope to hit enough Snifits AND answer three questions correctly, but that's the only way you'll clear the game."''
*''"Oh, and don't worry, because of course we'll pipe in your favorite flavor of poison gas to keep you on your toes."''
*''"So let's start the special stage, huh? Can I get a..."''
*''"Folks, the special stage is cleared! Wonderful! Fabulous! Dare I say, Snifit! CONGRATULATIONS!"''
*''"Looks like I underestimated you. You must be at least part Snifit... Anyway, that's all our challenges for today, folks."''
*''"Ladies and goodbuddies, give Mario a warm round of applause!"''
*''"The studio was on fire tonight, folks! Thanks so much for being here tonight."''
*''"I've been your host, Snifit. Until next time!"''
*''"Of course, of course. Your prize! Here it is."''

==Kamek==
*''"Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"''
*''"You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."''
*''"I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to [[Bowser|King Bowser]]!"''
*''"Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"''
*''"Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."''
*''"You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."''
*''"Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."''
*''"Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"''
*''"Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."''
*''"It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."''
*''"THIS!"''
*''"Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"''
*''"Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"''
*''"Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."''
*''"But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"''
*''"Oh well. Best of luck!"''
*''"Goodness me, Mario! You made it all the way up to the tip of this toungue! You impress me. You really do!"''
*''"Good heavens. "No-good scheme"? That sounds so tawdry."''
*''"Besides, from where I'm standing, toots, you two are the villains. After all, you're plaguing me at every turn."''
*''"Anyway... [[Kersti]], was it?"''
*''"You're delightfully shiny, my dear... Might I presume that you're from the Sticker Star?"''
*''"Keh heh heh... Yes, of course you are. How interesting."''
*''"But interesting as you may be, I'd very much appreciate it if you and your tragically fragile friend made like ticker tape and scattered in the wind."''
*''"Oh, mercy, this IS an exceptional place to do battle, isn't it? I'd say that calls for a little added spice, wouldn't you?"''
*''"Keh heh heh... Ooh, just look at your powerful arsenal of stickers... I'm ever so scared."''
*''"Who could stand in the face of such a mighty array of casual footwear? I daresay I might even lose this time. Ka ha ha!"''
*''"Kuh huh huh... Ah, the great Mario... Fighting bravely to the end, unbowed by my mighty magic... So brave! So very impressive!"''
*''"Of course, it's not really just you, is it? No, I know full well that your little friend Kersti is providing you with all sorts of sticker power."''
*''"Keh heh heh... It seems that things have suddenly gotten interesting. I do look forward to our next contest. Until we meet again!"''
*''"Ahhhh, I've been looking high and low for you, my [[Wiggler#Paper Mario: Sticker Star|naughty little caterpillar]]."''
*''"Yes, I very much wanted to meet you! In fact, I came all the way out to your [[Wiggler's Tree House|house]] expressly to see you, but sadly, you weren't at home."''
*''"No, instead, it seems you've been at the forest entrance planning some sort of mischief with Mario and his friend."''
*''"Keh heh heh... Oh, please. Simply by being here, you're causing me all sorts of problems."''
*''"And so I'm going to show you just a little bit of magic. Very fun magic... Kah hah hah!"''
*''"KYAAAAAA hah hah haaaaaaaaa! Oh, [[Wiggler Segment|you all]] look like you're having such FUN now that you're free! Ah, children. So spunky. So mischievous."''
*''"OK, kiddos, go play whatever you want outside! You know, tag or hide-and-seek or kick-the-[[Goomba]] or something."''
*''"Ah. That's better, isn't it?"''
*''"You know, I envy you, getting to play your whole life away."''
*''"In any case, I'm off. Toodles."''
*''"Mmmm... Well done."''
*''"Finding all those naughty little [[Boo]]s... You're as diligent as always, Mario."''
*''"Keh heh heh... Ah, Ms. Kersti... Just as sharp as ever."''
*''"Indeed, I heard there was an old book about stickers somewhere in this [[The Enigmansion|mansion]], so I searched high and low."''
*''"In time, I found this delightful tome and cracked it open, and low and behold! All of those Boos came flying out."''
*''"Then you two showed up and embarked on your nice game of hide-and-seek... I simply had to stay and watch."''
*''"I must admit, it was truly wonderful watching you two desperately search all over the place. Kah ha ha!"''
*''"Keh keh keh... Why thank you, my dear. What a lovely compliment."''
*''"Even so, a book with a hundred Boos sealed within must hold some extreme power, wouldn't you think?"''
*''"And since you two went through all that trouble to complete such an important piece of literature..."''
*''"Let's turn things up another notch, shall we?"''
*''"Keh heh heh... I'm sure you'll have a lovely time laying with [[Big Boo|that massive Boo thing]], won't you? Yes..."''
*''"Well then, I must be going."''
*''"Well, well, well. Very impressive. You two somehow managed to make it all the way [[Bowser's Sky Castle|here]]. Eventually."''
*''"You're quite right about that, my dear. Now that you've come all this way, neither of us can back down. No..."''
*''"The time for boasting is long past. Let's just fight it out until one of us falls. What do you say?"''
*''"Yes? Then let's go!"''
*''"Ah, I almost forgot... Before we get started with the fighting, let me do one little thing..."''
*''"What?! You're just a sad little sticker from a dim little Sticker Star... You're useless without your stickers!"''
*''"I'll tell you what, toots... Why don't you just flap there in the breeze while you watch me trounce Mario, hmmm?"''
*''"It's all clear to me now. It's no accident hat you've had such success gathering the [[Royal Sticker]]s all this time."''
*''"I'm [[Magikoopa]] enough to admit it... You two are quite strong! At least, strong enough to defeat me."''
*''"But the last sticker [[Bowser|King Bowser]] holds is infinitely stronger than the others. No power in the world can stand up to such dazzling shine power!"''
*''"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah..."''
*''"Just thinking about how King Bowser will turn you to confetti is delectable..."''
*''"So delectable that I do not fear my time of vanishing! KA HA HA HA!"''
*''"KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WI--"''

==Kersti==
*''"<small>Wake up...</small> Wake up..."''
*''"Oh, come onnnnn..."''
*''<big>"WAKE UP!"</big>''
*''"Hey, you...come over here a minute."''
*''"No, this way. Over here."''
*''"Not that way!"''
*''"Hurry up! Get over here!"''
*''"No, no, not over THERE. Over HERE! Ugh, this is so annoying!"''
*''"C'mon... Get over here!"''
*''"Please...just come over to me..."''
*''"Hey, you made it...finally. You sure took your sweet time, huh? But whatever. It's fine."''
*''"Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it."''
*''"In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing! Just get close to me and hold down {{button|3ds|A}}. You can handle that, right? Now PEEL!"''
*''"Phew... That was unpleasant. Hey, wait a minute. You..."''
*''<big>"WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?"</big>''
*''"You! YOU'RE the one who touched the comet! What is WRONG with you?! It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the [[Sticker Comet]]!" You must have heard it a million times! You don't think a comet packed full of people's wishes might be the teensiest bit dangerous? Noooooo... You, in your infinite wisdom, had to lay your grubby little hands on it, and KERBLAMMO! Total chaos! And do you even realize what blew off to who knows where in the blast? The [[Royal Sticker]]s! Yeah. THOSE ROYAL STICKERS. This is all your fault, pal! You're taking full responsibility for all of this!"''
*''"Huh? Someone named [[Bowser]] touched the Sticker Comet...and you're [[Mario]]?"''
*''<big>"HOW DARE YOU!</big> Pinning the blame on someone else? Talk about cowardly! Talk about completely unpaper-like! A lady is in serious trouble here! Ask yourself: what would the famous Mario do at a time like this, hmmm?"''
*''"Huh? Really? You'll really help? Thanks! In that case, I'll introduce myself."''
*''"I'm [[Kersti]]!"''
*''"I came from the faraway [[List of implied locations#Sticker Star|Sticker Star]] to grant everyone's wishes at the [[Sticker Fest]]. It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers. Now they're scattered all over... As their caretaker, it's my duty to find all of them...or else I can't return to the Sticker Star! So yeah... That's why you have to help me find the Royal Stickers! It looks like they fell outside of town, so first we need to find out how to get out of here!"''
*''"Hey, so obviously you can [[jump]], but now you can also use that awesome [[Hammer|thing]]. Life is good, huh? Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"''
*''"Huh? Hey, that's a [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)|sticker]], isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great. Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an [[album]] to keep that in."''
*''"Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album. Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"''
*''"Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."''
*''"Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"''
*''"Oh wow! This place is really rolled up tight! That what's-his-Bowser guy did quite a number on the town."''
*''"We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."''
*''"Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"''
*''"Oh, yeah, I almost forgot to mention... If you ever want to talk to me, just press {{button|3ds|L}}."''
*''"If you get stuck, or lost, or maybe just lonely, I might be able to give you a little advice."''
*''"Excuse me! What are you thinking, you flimsy, little ingrates? You are IN THE WAY."''
*''"But that's fine, because it'll give us a chance to use some sticker power and turn you into paper scraps. Prepare to be shredded!"''
*''"OK, they're all yours, Mario. I'm far too delicate a lady for brouhaha. Protecting me is your duty!"''
*''"Huh? Well, this is unexpected... They looked like the usual stompable minions, but..."''
*''"I'm sensing...sticker power!"''
*''"Well, we've got sticker power too! Mario, pull out your stickers!"''
*''"That's all you've got? Mmmmm... Nope, might not be enough. Here. As a special favor, have some of mine."''
*''"OK, first, look over here!"''
*''"Choose the sticker you want to use, and stick it right here!"''
*''"On the bottom screen, touch the sticker you want to use, or just use {{button|3ds|Stick}} to line up the cursor and confirm with {{button|3ds|A}}."''
*''"Now...let the sticker battle BEGIN!"''
*''"Phew... There was definitely something off about those Goombas. I'm sure their behavior has something to do with the Royal Stickers getting scattered."''
*''"With sketchy Goombas all over, it might be a good idea to prepare for the worst by buying stickers from the town's sticker shop."''
*''"But that's your call. Now, let's go find the Royal Stickers!"''
*''"Well, he seemed completely frazzled. I wonder what got him so worked up?"''
*''"Hmm? Well now, what's [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Scissors|this]]? Looks like an incredibly rare sticker."''
*''"I know everything there is to know about stickers, but this is the first time I've ever seen one of this variety."''
*''"Poor sticker... Left here all on its own. We'd better pick it up. It's the right thing to do!"''
*''"Who in the world was that? [[Bowser Jr.|He]] had some issues."''
*''"Still, to be able to wield that kind of power... Wow."''
*''"In any case, we've got problems. Until we deal with that bridge, we're not going anywhere."''
*''"Let's figure something out!"''
*''"OK then, let's get this bridge back to the way it was."''
*''"From here on out, I'll lend you my power whenever you need it, OK? Are you ready?"''
*''"OK. Let's do this! Time too..."''
*''"<big>[[Paperize|PAPERIZE]]!</big>"''
*''"How's that? Mind blown? Yeah. Time's stopped, and the world's become as flat as a piece of paper. That's what I call "paperization"!"''
*''"Grab that bridge [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Scraps|scrap]] you just picked up from the bottom screen."''
*''"Yeah, that's it. Now stick that scrap where the bridge was."''
*''"Line up that scrap's shadow with where you want to stick it using {{button|3ds|Stick}}... Then stick away with {{button|3ds|A}}."''
*''"Give it a stick!"''
*''"That's it! Nice!"''
*''"Now, for the finishing touch, smooth out the scrap all the way to the edges using {{button|3ds|Stick}}."''
*''"You did it!"''
*''"Not bad at all. You've got potential. You may be true paper after all."''
*''"And now you'll be able to paperize with {{button|3ds|Y}} at any time!"''
*''"Stick scraps back on where they've been torn out, stick stickers in suspicious places... With paperization, you can do all kinds of things."''
*''"{{button|3ds|Y}} for paperization! Don't forget!"''
*''"Huh? What's that?"''
*''"I have to tell you, I'm not familiar with that...thing. It's so rare to see something that's not flat!"''
*''"We'd better play it safe and keep this thing as a souvenir, at the very least. I can cram it in the album."''
*''"Hey! Look over there!"''
*''"That's a piece of the Sticker Comet that I rode in on! Remember, the one that got broken up?"''
*''"Since they're all from the Sticker Star, the Sticker Comet and Royal Stickers are naturally drawn to each other by their homeland's power."''
*''"So if we gather the [[Comet Piece|comet pieces]], they should naturally lead us to the Royal Stickers."''
*''"And what's more, if we defeat lots of [[List of enemies|enemies]] in battle, we can get tons of [[coin]]s! Nothing wrong with that!"''
*''"So let's get those comet pieces and use them to lead the way to all the Royal Stickers!"''
*''"Huh, another one of those things I'm not familiar with..."''
*''"This one looks really rare too. Well, let's take it."''
*''"Well now, that was quite an entrance. These guys may be small-time toughs, but five of them in a gang is trouble."''
*''"But wait--what am I thinking?"''
*''"I just remembered something, Mario. Wouldn't you be able to mop up these guys a lot faster if you could use more than one sticker at a time?"''
*''"You know what? Forget you! Here--pick one of these answers so we can move on."''
*''"Right, right! You think so too, huh? Well, I've got good news!"''
*''"And here it is!"''
*''"Ta-dah! The [[Battle Spin]]ner!"''
*''"Just stop these spinning wheels with {{button|3ds|A}} and try to match pictures."''
*''"The number of pictures you match determines how many stickers you can use at once!"''
*''"Hey, you matched two! Now you can use two stickers at once!"''
*''"Still, it could've been better... If you'd matched three, you could have used THREE stickers..."''
*''"All right, fine! Just this once, you get a little special treatment!"''
*''"Look! Now you can use three stickers at once!"''
*''"What's more, when you match three pictures, something good happens!"''
*''"For example, this time you matched three coins, so you got a coin bonus!"''
*''"Pretty great, huh? Next time, try to match it up by yourself!"''
*''"Uh, I'm getting some déjà vu here... Didn't something like this JUST happen?"'
*''"Oh! Wow! That's an album page! It must have fallen from somewhere."''
*''"You know what that'll do for you? It'll let you carry even more stickers. Lucky you!"''
*''"What was THAT?! A precious comet piece getting tossed around like a toy?"''
*''"UGH! That's snide, little, broom-riding, thick-ugly-glasses-wearing hipster! Who does he think he is, anyway?"''
*''"Still, he knew how to paperize... We'd better be careful."''
*''"Well, this is just a setback. We still have to find that comet piece. Let's go!"''
*''"Huh? Weird... Never seen a paperization zone like this for sticking stickers..."''
*''"I guess it could be meant for a rare sticker type I'm not familiar with."''
*''"Pretty grandiose [[Goomba Fortress|fortress]] for a bunch of little minions... Overcompensate much?"''
*''"Hm... I can feel a Royal Sticker's power coming from that fortress."''
*''"Bowser sure went crazy under the influence of that Royal Sticker... Maybe this place went crazy too."''
*''"We'd better be careful, Mario."''
*''"<big>THAT SHINE!</big>"''
*''"Mario, look! The sticker on [[Megasparkle Goomba|his]] head!"''
*''"That's a Royal Sticker!"''
*''"Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"''
*''"Hey, you managed to win the day, but you sure used a lot of stickers. Don't you think maybe there was a more effective sticker you might have used instead?"''
*''"Well, anyway, you won, right? So this time everything's peachy. Still, try a little harder next time!"''
*''"The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."''
*''"But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"''
*''"Well, anyway... As I think you just saw, Royal Stickers harbor untold power!"''
*''"If another one of them sticks to some other enemy, he'll go all sparkle crazy too. It'll be a glittastrophe!"''
*''"Oh, sorry... I just got a little sparkle crazy myself there, didn't I?"''
*''"Well, let's put this Royal Sticker back on the album."''
*''"I'd say what's on the tip of MY tongue, but I'm too much of a lady!"''
*''"Just keep your fake compliments to yourself, you villain! You're here for some no-good scheme, admit it!"''
*''"That guy! UGH! "Hey, look at me. I ride a broomstick, and I was into stickers before it was cool." Pshhhhhhhh. He doesn't know about sticker power."''
*''"AND he's a sore loser."''
*''"This is a total maze. Make sure you remember which way we came, OK?"''
*''"Oh my WOW! Can you believe such an incredible [[Drybake Stadium|tower]] stood here?!"''
*''"Something that big getting ripped out... Without a doubt, someone's using the superpower of a Royal Sticker."''
*''"So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."''
*''"Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"''
*''"Wow. You, uh... You sure used a lot of stickers again, huh? Not trying to nag, but think hard about the stickers you're using in different situations to be more effective!"''
*''"Yeah, you won, and the ends justify the means to an extent, but next time it might be better if you plan wisely!"''
*''"A Royal Sticker can turn even a [[Pokey]] into something monstrous like [[Tower Power Pokey|THAT]]?! What amazing power, huh?"''
*''"Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"''
*''"Huh? Are you [[Wiggler#Paper Mario: Sticker Star|Wiggler]]? Why aren't you sleeping in your house like a normal... giant thing?"''
*''"Wait, everything's covered in poison?! That sounds like the work of Bowser! Quick, we have to do something!"''
*''"If Bowser's flunkies are traipsing around here, then a Royal Sticker is sure to be n this forest too."''
*''"Well, Wiggler supposedly knows this forest pretty well, so I'll bet we can some good information from him."''
*''"<big>WIGGLER?!</big>"''
*''"MA-MA-MA-MARIO! Did you see that? Wiggler just disappeared!"''
*''"Huh. You don't seem too fazed..."''
*''"I guess maybe he wasn't having that much fun and decided to run back to his house. Yeah, that makes sense."''
*''"Well, I'm not sure where Wiggler lives, but I'm sure it's in this forest somewhere..."''
*''"Let's keep going!"''
*''"What in the world?! Wiggler! Yikes..."''
*''"You've definitely, um...lost some weights, haven't you?"''
*''"There, there, little Wiggler. Calm down."''
*''"Listen, Mario."''
*''"That Kamek's a pretty wily guy, right? I doubt he'd do something so cruel without an ulterior motive."''
*''"Well, one way or another, this poor kid really needs to get his feet back. Let's go find those segments!"''
*''"Wow, just like a kid, huh? So resilient and carefree! OK, we're off!"''
*''"Hey! The Wiggler segment ran away!"''
*''"Ugh! Well, this is pretty annoying. We'd better go catch it."''
*''"Hey... What's up, little Wiggler part? We've come to pick you up."''
*''"You...really don't seem to be listening, do you? You're just doing your thing. Well, if you won't listen to reason, you'll get what's coming to you!"''
*''"Hey..."''
*''"C'mon, little guy! Knock it off!"''
*''"Phew... I'm glad that's over with. C'mon little guy. Back to your house."''
*''"Mario, THAT'S where the poison is coming from!"''
*''"If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."''
*''"Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"''
*''"I have HAD it! Why does stuff like this always happen to me?!"''
*''"Hey! Are you going to keep me waiting here forever?"''
*''"You listen to me! When Mario shows up, AND HE WILL, he's going to tear all of you guys to pieces!"''
*''"Mario, you're really taking your time! Where ARE you? What are you doing? Damsel in distress over here!"''
*''"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?! Don't you think you've kept me waiting a little too long? You didn't go home, did you? Was it something I said?"''
*''"What am I going to do? Losing the Royal Stickers is all my fault."''
*''"Aaaaaaaaah... I can't go back to the Sticker Star like this. Ooooooooh... Why me? Why this? Why now?"''
*''"Aaaah... Awwww... I want to cry... Wait, I am crying... Stupid crying... Sniffle..."''
*''"........."''
*''"AAAAAH! Mario!"''
*''"In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."''
*''"<big>WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!</big>"''
*''"While you were off gallivanting about, I got kidnapped by those creeps and hung up like a painting. Not fun at all!"''
*''"Not only that, but that sticky web was chafing me like you would not believe! Leaving me hanging there was completely and utterly unacceptable!"''
*''"...Phew..."''
*''"Well, despite all that, I'm grateful you saved me."''
*''"Eventually..."''
*''"Anyway, thanks."''
*''"Hey, wait! You lost you hammer?! We'd better hurry up and find it!"''
*''"OK, let's go!"''
*''"You still have energy for shenanigans? You're too old for shenanigans. And shenanigans earn spankings!"''
*''"But I have no idea what I would spank on you."''
*''"Seriously? It's playing in HERE?! This place looks like one death trap after another!"''
*''"Whoa, it's pretty dark in here, huh? There must be a light somewhere."''
*''"Mario... This is a little crazy. What are you going to do?"''
*''"Hey! What about our prize?"''
*''"What... What's that [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Radiator|thing]] for?"''
*''"Hey! You're all part of the same body! Why is it that you never, ever learn?"''
*''"Mario, take that naughty segment out in a single shot!"''
*''"Hey! Stop bullying [[Traveling Toad|that little guy]]! [[Poison Blooper|You]] should be ashamed!"''
*''"Mario! Maybe you ought to slip these guys 50 coins so they go away!"''
*''"That's our Mario! Get 'em!"''
*''"Easy there, little guy! Don't you realize you're covered in poison? Don't you want to get cleaned up before you go picking any more fights?"''
*''"Look, I know getting split up by Kamek's magic is no kind of fun. Which makes sense, because Kamek is no kind of fun."''
*''"But you taking advantage of all this madness to go wilding with Bloopers is just wrong! You're better than that!"''
*''"Anyway, this whole situation is nuts. So let's get this over with!"''
*''"What's wrong, little guy?"''
*''"Listen kiddo... When I look at that poison island, I just get MAD."''
*''"But it's a useless kind of mad. There's no way to get over there to check it out. We can't swim in a poisoned sea."''
*''"Ugh! It ran off again!"''
*''"What's wrong, little guy? Calm down."''
*''"Did you hear that, little guy? He's not taking the ship out."''
*''"I understand you want to do something about the poison, but we'll have to give up the idea of going by ship."''
*''"All that fleeing, hiding, struggling... I can't say that was especially fun, but thank goodness they're all safe."''
*''"But seriously now, won't you catch a cold or something if you stay like that? What do you think about maybe changing back into your old self?"''
*''"Hmmmm... Kamek's magic must be pretty strong."''
*''"Well, let's give it a try."''
*''"OK, Mario, here we go!"''
*''"Alley-OOP!"''
*''"I have to be honest... This'll be the first time I've tried using paperization on something that's alive."''
*''"But he's made of the same papery stuff as the rest of the world, right? Yeah, it should work fine. The rest is up to you, Mario."''
*''"We'll do this the same way as normal paperization. Now let's stick Wiggler's segments back together for him!"''
*''"The last piece!"''
*''"Wait a minute!"''
*''"Kamek must have known Wiggler could walk over poison..."''
*''"I bet he used his magic to break Wiggler up so he couldn't get to that island!"''
*''"That is just DIRTY! I don't get mad to easily, but that Kamek really STINKS!"''
*''"Wow, he can really fire himself up!"''
*''"Well, let's go to [[Whitecap Beach]] too. We'll finally see where that poison is coming from!"''
*''"I like your enthusiasm, but let's not be to hasty, Wiggler..."''
*''"Mario, there could be anything waiting for us on that island... We'd better make sure we're prepared."''
*''"With Kamek involved, you can pretty much count on the fact that something bad is out there."''
*''"Hee hee hee... Wiggler, you've learned a lot, haven't you?"''
*''"It sounds like this whole ordeal made you grow up just a little."''
*''"That's right! That's why we have to stop that poison as quickly as possible and return the forest to normal."''
*''"Ah, I can finally see the island."''
*''"Mario, let's go. Let's find the source of that icky, overflowing poison!"''
*''"Hmm... We might be able to block the poison before it gets to us."''
*''"But it IS a liquid... Maybe something that could absorb it would work?"''
*''"And thanks to you carrying us to that island, Wiggler, we managed to get back a very important sticker."''
*''"So thank YOU, Wiggler! Now that the leaves are clean, you should eat as much as you want!"''
*''"Right! Eat a lot, and you'll grow big!"''
*''"Turned out great, didn't it, Mario?"''
*''"Um... OK... So let me get this straight. You want us to go inside this [[The Enigmansion|mansion of terror]] and seal up all the terrifying things inside this book?''
*''"Huh. It seems strange that such an important seal could break so easily. Maybe it's the fault of a Royal Sticker?"''
*''"Well, maybe so and maybe not, but either way, stamping out terror inside a haunted mansion sounds like it could be kind of fun! I mean, right?"''
*''"C'mon, Mario, let's go inside and take a look around."''
*''"Of course, if you're TOO terrified, you don't have to. Hee hee hee!"''
*''"Hey, were those the "terrifying things" just now? They looked more "fun" than "terrifying" to me, but whatever."''
*''"One thing's for sure: they can hide like nobody's business! Maybe they're just shy or something."''
*''"One way or another, we've got to find them all and seal them up!"''
*''"I sense that there are terrifying things somewhere nearby."''
*''"Phew. Looks like it's finally all over."''
*''"Hey, Kamek said he came here looking for a book about stickers, right?"''
*''"You have to wonder if maybe he read something in there that could cause us trouble..."''
*''"Nah... No way. He just opened that Book of Sealing by mistake and basically nothing came of it, so..."''
*''"Yeah, so that's that. All sewn up. And that Toad is waiting, so let's go to the room to the left of the lobby."''
*''"Regular stickers are barely even making this monster's feet itch!"''
*''"We need to go all out! Break out those THING stickers!"''
*''"Wow, amazing! So this is what the inside of a volcano is like."''
*''"I guess I shouldn't be surprised... but it's really hot! Looking for a Royal Sticker in here is not going to be easy."''
*''"Huh?"''
*''"THAT WAS THE WORST!"''
*''"We've really met our match this time! But no way am I getting eaten again!"''
*''"HEY! [[Petey Piranha|YOU]]! Yeah, I'm talking to you! How dare you try to eat a lady?!"''
*''"Mario, teach it a lesson! Hit the Battle Spinner and crank it up, full throttle!"''
*''"Hmph. Stickers are NOT food."''
*''"Time to grab that Royal Sticker!"''
*''"Bowser's face... That must have been Bowser's castle!"''
*''"The last Royal Sticker is there! The last battle is finally upon us."''
*''"To Bowser's castle!"''
*''"Wow! Flutter, I hardly recognized you!"''
*''"Wiggler, about those "old times"... You know that was just a little while ago, right?"''
*''"Ah, there you are, you little brat! We won't go easy on you either. Come take your medicine!"''
*''"We're here! There's nowhere left to run, so get ready for a spanking!"''
*''"Hmph. A little brat to the bitter end."''
*''"Hey, that's Princess Peach!"''
*''"Isn't she the apple of your eye? Quick, let's save her while Bowser's not around!"''
*''"At long last... Bowser!"''
*''"Wait a minute... You're all sparkly! You're sparkling from the Royal Sticker!"''
*''"We're not a-afraid of you!"''
*''"We fought our way all the way here to peel that Royal Sticker right off your nasty forehead!"''
*''"So..."''
*''"GIVE IT UP!"''
*''"No! The Royal Sticker fell with Bowser!"''
*''"Thanks for sticking me up, Mario."''
*''"I'm giving you all my shine. You have to win!"''
*''"Looking back, I realise I kind of forced you to come on this adventure with me. I'm sorry..."''
*''"We've been through a lot, but... it was fun. And now..."''
*''"Goodbye!"''
*''"<big>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!</big>"''
*''"Please tell me you aren't trying to touch the Sticker Comet again!"''
*''"You know what I think? I think you're a troublemaker! And your troublemaking made trouble for everyone!"''
*''"Hmm... Being brought back to life by Mario's wish was definitely nice, but..."''
*''"If it's like this every year at the Sticker Fest, I may have to seriously reconsider my career path."''

==Koopa Paratroopa==
*''"...Target acquired..."''
*''"Repeat, target acquired. Shell Shock One has visual. Over."''
*''"Shell Shock Two standing by. Target appears well fortified. Over."''
*''"Shell Shock Three, weapons free. Let's light him up. Over."''
*''"Engage target at will. Over."''
*''"Right behind you. Over."''
*''"SHELLS FROM ABOVE!"''
*''"[[Koopa Paratroopa|Koopa]] down! Over."''

==Megasparkle Goomba==
*''"Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony..."''
*''"<big>SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!</big>"''
*''"Shee hee hee! Well met, Mario."''
*''"But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds! Take this! Shine-diddly-doo!"'' (American English)
*''"But here's where I use my origami skills to fold you into a delicate little butterfly...and then CRUSH YOU! Shine-diddly-DOO!"'' (British English)
*''"You [[Kersti|noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl]]!"'' (American English)
*''"Wow, this sparkly little lady has quite the mouth on her!"'' (British English)
*''"[[Bowser]] entrusted this [[Royal Sticker|amazing sticker]] to US! Not you!"'' (American English)
*''"Bowser entrusted this amazing sticker to us - not you!"'' (British English)
*''"And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED!"'' (American English)
*''"And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED UP!"'' (British English)
*''"Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many stickers too much for you?"''
*''"OH, SUCH SHINABILITY!"''
*''"The shininess! Such power it gives! Such glittery-glottery glory!"''
*''"All right, boys! Time for the real deal!"'' (American English)
*''"All right, lads! Time to show them what's what!"'' (British English)
*''"Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"''
*''"Oh, sparkles! Guys, get it together!"''
*''"Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"'' (American English)
*''"Shee hee hooof... What was that?! Come on, lads! Get back to shining!"'' (British English)
*''"Come, my sparkling shine-o-rooskies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"'' (American English)
*''"Come, my sparkly shine-a-roombies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"'' (British English)
*''"UNshiny, UNdazzlish, UNCOOL! You whiny little spit wads!"'' (American English)
*''"What?! Cowards! That is NOT shiny! I can't believe you're folding!"'' (British English)
*''"................................."''
*''"If that's the way it is, then FINE! I'll outshine you myself!"''
*''"Shuuuh... Uuuuugh..."''
*''"All that wonderful, glittery power was like a dazzling dream..."''
*''"Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."''

==Miscellaneous Toads==
*''"[[Mario]]! [[Bowser]]'s pasted us up all over the place! Luckily I've got just the thing for a crisis like this. Here--take it!"''
*''"It may not look like much, but this [[hammer]]'s got a long and distinguished pedigree that echoes back through the [[Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]'s history. If you just use {{button|3ds|B}}, you'll master it in no time!"''
*''"So are you using that hammer that doesn't look like much but has a long and distinguished pedigree that echoes back through the kingdom's history?"''
*''"Great. That was fun. Yeah, pasted behind a sign in a forgotten corner... And what number did I draw in the rescued-Toad lottery? <number>. Story of my life."''

==Mizzter Blizzard==
*''"Shhhh..."''
*''"SH-SH-SHINY TIME!"''
*''"Oh gosh! I'm SOOOO sorry."'' (American English
*''"UGGGH! I'm SOOOO sorry."'' (British English)
*''"I just made a wish on this shiny sticker, and then all this madness happened..."''
*''"I was disappearing... From ice to fog... Returning to the sky... I just wanted a body that wouldn't melt..."''
*''"When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"''
*''"Then we can meet once more!"''

==Narration==
*''"Ahem! Today's story begins one evening during a holiday called [[Sticker Fest]]."''
*''"The Sticker Fest is a celebration of [[sticker]]s that occurs every year in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]."''
*''"On the special night, a [[Sticker Comet]] falls from far beyond the sky."''
*''"If everyone concentrates and wishes on this Sticker Comet..."''
*''"It's said that all of those wishes will come true."''

==Paragoomba==
*''"Huh? Hey, check it out--It's Mario!"''
*''"You say you want to help [[Traveling Toad|this Toad]]? That's so NICE of you. You're just nice. Must be why you're so popular."''
*''"But, tell me, Mr. Nice 'n' Popular... Can you take on all five of us? No... Why fight an impossible fight?"''
*''"Instead, how about this: for 25 [[coin]]s we'll look the other way. Sound good?"''
*''"And THAT'S why your so popular!"''
*''"We pulled it off, guys! Five coins each! Let's go grab something cold to drink!"''
*''"SWEEEET!"''
*''"Nice, popular...and gutsy!"''
*''"GET HIM!"''
*''"<big>RAAAWR!</big>"''
*''"Aw, did you think we were just some regular old [[Paragoomba]]s? How cute."''
*''"All right, boys! Form up!"''
*''"How do you think of [[5-Fold Paragoomba|us]] now, nice guy? I figure we're about five times as popular as you right now!"''
*''"Arrrrgh! No wonder we're unpopular!"''

==Petey Piranha==
*''"SHINY PETEY TIME!"''

==Princess Peach==
*''"Mario!"''
*''"Thank you, Mario. I knew I could count on you, as always."''
*''"Now that the [[Royal Sticker]]'s been pulled off, Bowser should come to his senses... eventually."''
*''"He's been beaten flat, but that's nothing new, so I don't think we need to worry about him. He'll be OK."''
*''"So this all came about because of the six Royal Stickers that road in on the [[Sticker Comet|comet]] the night of [[Sticker Fest]]..."''
*''"The power to grant wishes can bring disaster if used without wisdom, huh?"''
*''"Ah, so those are the Royal Stickers..."''
*''"I bet it was hard gathering all six."''
*''"But thanks to your hard work, my wish for peace in the [[Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]..."''
*''"No wait! It was the wish of everyone throughout the land. And it came true."''
*''"Now please, use the power of those Royal Stickers to grant your own wish."''
*''"Mario, what is your wish?"''
*''"Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
*''"Tonight, at long last, that symbol of peace, the Sticker Fest, has finally been revived."''
*''"But this glad day did not come to pass through the power of the Sticker Comet."''
*''"No, it was brought with the bravery of Mario, who returned the Royal Stickers to us..."''
*''"And it was paid for with the power of all of you, who wished so fervently for Sticker Fest to return."''

==Royal Stickers==
<i>
*a sticker fluttered down from the sky<br>excited Goombas cheered on from high<br>sixteen sheets became one bad guy<br>in the end they split and went bye-bye
*a lonely stadium atop a desert tower<br>a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power<br>Kamek wielded magic dark and dour<br>the tower folded like a withering flower
*a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop<br>Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop<br>a Royal Sticker popped evil's top<br>poison gushed out and would not stop
*spring came and snow started to melt<br>my body got uncomfortably svelte<br>I lamented the frail bod I was dealt<br>a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt
*Rumble Volcano had grown irate<br>the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate<br>a sparkling sticker being arrived late<br>and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate
(British version)
*A sticker came fluttering down from the sky.<br>Excited Goombas cheered from on high.<br>Sixteen sheets became one bad guy.<br>In the end, they split up and said "bye-bye."
*In a lonely stadium atop a desert tower,<br>a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey a power.<br>Kamek wielded magic most dark and dour.<br>The tower folded like a withering flower.
*A big Blooper loved to boogie and bop.<br>The small Bloopers, they loved to fight and flop.<br>A Royal Sticker popped evil's top.<br>Poison gushed out and would not stop.
*Spring came along, making slush of the snow.<br>My body, too, melted in the sun's glow.<br>Of a body that wouldn't melt, I hoped one day to know.<br>So I wished for the Royal Sticker to make it so.
*Rumble Volcano was most enraged and fuming.<br>The Spear Guys threw a fest to prevent it from booming.<br>A sparkling sticker descended, gliding and zooming.<br>It seemed nothing could stop this glutton's consuming.
</i>
<gallery>
PMSS Megasparkle Goomba Story.png|Megasparkle Goomba's poem
PMSS Tower Power Pokey Story.png|Tower Power Pokey's poem
BoogieBoppingBlooper.png|Gooper Blooper's poem
PMSS Mizzter Blizzard Story.png|Mizzter Blizzard's poem
PMSS Petey Piranha Story.png|Petey Piranha's poem
</gallery>

==Sling-a-Thing Toad==
*''"Well, hi there!"''
*''"Sure, the Sticker Fest was a total disaster, but you can't stay blue about it forever, right?"''
*''"No, sir, you've gotta stay perky! And I got the perkiest idea EVER just a bit ago!"''
*''"Here's the deal, Mario. If you find any interesting...let's call them "[[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Things|things]]"... out in the world, bring 'em to me."''
*''"Do that, and I think I can cook up a little miracle for you!"''
*''"Ah, look! You have a wonderful thing! My perk sensor can just tell."''
*''"Go ahead and stand on that little platform over there, please."''
*''"Now you just take that special thing, face the board in front of you, and sling it as hard as you can!"''
*''"So?! Pretty darn miraculous, huh?"''
*''"You come over here, you fling a thing, and HEY PRESTO! It becomes a sticker. I call it a "thing sticker" because I'm a bit of a marketing genius."''
*''"Mario, I've got to tell you... You're so lucky to experience this firsthand!"''
*''"How about that! Pretty perky, no? From now on, stickers don't have to be something you find... They can be something you make too!"''
*''"Whenever you find a special thing, you can turn it into a sticker here."''
*''"<small>...Hey, even if you don't have any things on you, swing by and we'll talk about it...</small>"''
*''"Anyway, can't wait to see you again! Stay perky!"''
*''"Welcome! Go ahead and sling a thing."''
*''"Stay perky."''
*''"Huh? Is that a customer? Really? YAAAY! It really IS a customer!"''
*''"This is the cape-side branch of the thing-slinging stall."''
*''"Hm. I bet I don't have to explain anything to you... I can just tell."''

==Snifit==
*''"Yeah!"''
*''"Yay!"''

==Sticker Museum curator==
*''"Aw, wouldja lookit this? What a pickle!  Plaza's all rolled up like a burrito. Can't get out of town 'cause of this fine how-do-you-do, no, sir. I ain't gonna lie to you--this looks bad. But maybe if we get all the Toads in town to help, we can de-burrito it. Mario, the town Toads are probably all over the place after that Sticker Fest carnage, so track 'em all down and see if they can help!"''
*''"Ain't this just a big ol' foofaraw? Plaza's all burritoed up, and we can't get out of town. But I'll tell you, Mario...if all the Toads in town worked together, we might just win the day."''
*''"Good deal! Thanks to you, we got all the Toads together! That's our Mario--a Toad-saving pro! Now, let's get to it!"''
*''"OK. Ready to un-burrito this bad boy?"''
*''"PUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!"''
*''"Mario. Thanks for saving me back there. I ain't gonna lie--I was in a pickle. When the town was all burritoed up, I guess I got a little too stoked about getting it back to normal... Time came for the de-burrito procedure, and before I could say "boy howdy," I was smooshed into some kinda netherworld under that fountain. So, I gotta thank you for saving me... C'mon this-a-way."''
*''"So yeah, I wanted to get the town back to normal more than anything... And the reason is behind this door. Come on with me."''
*''"Whatcha think, Mario? Welcome to the Sticker Museum! A place to preserve all the wondrous stickers in the world for posterity! Yep, I invested my vast fortune and worked underground like a crazed mole to build this place all by my own self! The greatest (and only) sticker museum in the entire kingdom! Hoo DILLY!"''
*''"Right! Well, about that... I can't say as I have many stickers yet. Well, any."''
*''"But Mario, you look like a fella that's into stickers, right? I mean, you just seem like you GET it. You're one of us."''
*''"Right, yeah, so in that case, I think it just makes good sense to have ol' Mario collect stickers for me to exhibit here! I mean, the guy clearly loves stickers! And if you dig stickers, it's an honor to take on such an important task, right? You're helping CULTURE, am I right?"''
*''"YESSS! Aw, thanks a million! Let's do this sticker museum up nice! Just DANDY that you're helping out!"''
*''"I already picked the exhibition spot for each sticker, so if you have a certain sticker in your album, a ghostly image of that sticker will appear in the frame. As for how to stick 'em, I don't suspect I need to tell such an enthusiast as yourself how to perform THAT operation. Anyhoo, thanks for all your help! I'll have an intern whip up descriptions of any stickers you put up in here. Gonna be the best sticker museum ever!"''
*''"You stuck a sticker! That's the spirit! Keep rolling until this place is done!"''
*''"Let's get this sticker museum done up right, whatcha say?!"''
*''"Mario! I can't believe it! You've finally completed the Battle Sticker section of the museum! Diddly-dang-delightful! Tell you what--to commemorate the occasion, I'm opening a special exhibition room! How'd you like THAT?"''
*''"Mario! You just blew my mind, son! You completed the Thing Sticker area of the museum! Diddly-dang-delicious! Tell you what--to commemorate the occasion, I'm opening a special exhibition room! How'd you like THAT?"''
*''"Mario! You did it! We did it! Finally! You collected all the stickers! The museum is totally complete! My dream is fulfilled at long last! Super-diddly-dang-DUPER!"''
*''"Why, sure! Vice Curator Kersti! And Mario... You've got a nice, honorary-looking mustache there... How does Honorary Curator sound?"''
*''"Honorary Curator Mario and Vice Curator Kersti! You're looking good. Don't you worry about a thing. I'll be right here, taking care of visitors every dang day!"''

==Tower Power Pokey==
*''"SHEEBYDEEBY..."''
*''"SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."'' (American English)
*''"EENY SHEENY SHINY SHOO..."'' (British English)
*''"<big>SHINE-A-ROONEY!</big>"'' (American English)
*''"<big>SHINE-A-POKEY!</big>''" (British English)
*''"SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"''

==Wiggler / Flutter==
*''"Yeeeeaaaaaawn! Good morning! Yes, what a good morning it is!"''
*''"[[Wiggler#Paper Mario: Sticker Star|Wiggler]] got a really great night's sleep, so Wiggler is feeling super good. Something great is going to happen today. Wiggler can just tell."''
*''"Hey, you're right. Why was Wiggler sleeping in a place like this?"''
*''"Oh yes, it was because Wiggler filled up on leaves and got super sleepy. Wiggler hasn't eaten that much in a long time."''
*''"Lately this forest has been covered in icky, [[Poison (obstacle)|goopy poison]]..."''
*''"Wiggler's favorite leaves also got covered in icky, goopy poison, and so Wiggler couldn't eat them anymore..."''
*''"So Wiggler came all the way to the forest's entrance looking for clean leaves leaves to nibble."''
*''"Huh? You mean you'll help out? Wiggler has the appetite of a growing Wiggler, so if you get rid of that poison, Wiggler will be so happy!"''
*''"Wiggler will take you to [[Wiggler's Tree House|Wiggler's house]]. We can talk about this there."''
*''"Wiggler GO!"''
*''"Here Wiggler is!"''
*''"Wiggler is always alone, so Wiggler is happy to have friends come for a visit!"''
*''"Oh, but from here onward it is always dark... Yes, even during the daytime! This is because of all the poison, so Wiggler says watch your step."''
*''"Mario... Over here..."''
*''"Yeah... At the forest entrance... Wiggler was grabbed by these long, slimy tentacle..."''
*''"Stop it! Let Wiggler go!"''
*''"Not so rough! [[Poison Blooper|You]]'ll rip Wiggler!"''
*''"Who? What? Why?"''
*''"Wiggler only wanted to eat delicious leaves, not make any mischief."''
*''"Huh? Fun? YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Hurry, hurry!"''
*''"Wiggler's lost his..."''
*''"His body."''
*''"YAAAY! You'll really find Wiggler's body for Wiggler?!"''
*''"Wiggler has four [[Wiggler Segment|segments]] in all... They're probably running around, playing games, and having fun all over the place."''
*''"Wiggler thinks catching them all will be hard, but you can do it!"''
*''"Oh, and please don't hurt them."''
*''"So nice to reunite with part of Wiggler's body! Welcome back, Wiggler segment!"''
*''"You found all of Wiggler's segments!"''
*''"OOOF! Settle down, segments!"''
*''"On behalf of Wiggler's segments, allow Wiggler to say thank you. Thank you!"''
*''"OOOOOOOO-KAAAAAAAAAAY! Here goes. Wiggler is reassembling."''
*''"Nnnnn... Hnnnnnggggh..."''
*''"No good. Wiggler's segments won't stick back together."''
*''"Yaaaay! Wiggler is back to normal!"''
*''"All thanks to Mario and Kersti. Thank you!"''
*''"But...even though Wiggler is back to normal, the woods are still covered in poison ickiness."''
*''"Walking over poison is no problem, but Wiggler can't eat poison leaves! That would taste awfully terrible! Wiggler might never eat again..."''
*''"Yes, Wiggler agrees. [[Kamek]] does stink. And Wiggler tries to stay cool most the time, but..."''
*''"NOW WIGGLER HAS HAD ENOUGH!"''
*''"Wiggler is going to that island and cleaning up that poison!"''
*''"Mario! Kersti! Wiggler will be waiting at [[Whitecap Beach]]!"''
*''"Come on! Wiggler has been waiting! Quickly, let's get to that island!"''
*''"Soon that poison will be gone and Wiggler will eat delicious leaves again! Wiggler can almost taste them!"''
*''"Wiggler is very ready! Can we head for the island now?"''
*''"Yay! OK! Then get on Wiggler."''
*''"OK! Let's go!"''
*''"When Wiggler was first split into segments, Wiggler was sad, but..."''
*''"Thanks to you, Wiggler's segments saw many things in many places."''
*''"Still, seeing you two have to gather Wiggler's segments as they ran here and there like maniacs..."''
*''"It made Wiggler think that maybe Wiggler needs to be a little bit more responsible."''
*''"YAAAAAY! Wiggler is a grown-up! Wiggler's going to eat beautiful leaves by the tin and grow up even more!"''
*''"Wiggler will wait here. Mario, Kersti... Please take care of the poison!"''
*''"Come back to Wiggler safe and sound!"''
*''"Mario! Kersti! The poison's disappeared! The forest is clean!"''
*''"All thanks to you two. Thank you!"''
*''"YAYYYYY! Since Wiggler's tummy's been so empty all this time, Wiggler can eat nonstop!"''
*''"Now Wiggler will grow fast!"''
*''"Mario! Kersti! [[Flutter#Paper Mario: Sticker Star|Flutter]] thanks you for all you have done!"''
*''"Well, what do you think? Take a look! Wiggler ate till Wiggler's tummy was full, and now Wiggler grew up into Flutter!"''
*''"Yup, they're just what you think. Flutter's surprised too!"''
*''"Flutter never thought Flutter would be able to fly in the sky. Life is funny!"''
*''"Of course! No problem. Thanks to you, Wiggler could grow into Flutter."''
*''"Flutter's one wish is to return that favor, so please let Flutter escort you where you need to go!"''
*''"All aboard for the skies above [[Gate Cliff]]. Are you ready?"''
*''"Yay! Then let's go! Please watch your step when boarding."''
*''"Yay, just like old times! Like the time when Wiggler took you two on his back to that poison island! Remember?"''
*''"Oh, is that so? Flutter's childhood memories feel like so long ago."''
*''"OK, then! Let's go!"''
*''"We're at the very top of the clouds."''
*''"We should see [[Bowser's Sky Castle|Bowser's castle]] soon."''
*''"Whoa, [[Banzai Bill|that thing]] just buzzed us! Watch out! Hang on tight!"''

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