Editing List of Mario Super Sluggers quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Mario Super Sluggers'' quotes}}
{{rewrite-expand|Add missing quotes of other characters (including Lakitu's remaining quotes)|July 16, 2022}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario Super Sluggers]]''; the quotes are listed by character.
==[[Baby Daisy]]==
*"''Waa! Waa!''"
*"''WHAAAAAAAAAAA!''"
*"''WHAA WHAA WHAAAA!''"
*"''WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!''"
*"''Googly gah!''"
*"''Gaaaaah!''"

==[[Baby DK]]==
*"''Ooky ooky!''"
*"''Ooky!''"
*"''Ookie ooka ookagoo!''"
*"''Ookie ook!''"

==[[Baby Luigi]]==
*"''Goo goo! Whaaaaaaa!''"
*"''Boogle goo! Grabble gibble wa wa!''"
*"''Waaaaa! Goobity bloo!''"
*"''GOO!''"
*"''Baby Luigi!''"

==[[Baby Mario]]==
*"''Google bloo!''"
*"''Goo goooo! Ka-hee!''"
*"''Goo goo GOO!''"
*"''Yaaaay!''"

==[[Baby Peach]]==
*"''Ga ga goo!''"
*"''Coo! Goo ga goo!''"
*"''Kooloo goo!''"
*"''Gooooooo!''"
*"''Giggle! Giggle goo!''"

==[[Birdo]]==
*"''Yoo hoo! Hey! Look! I'm up here! Help me, please! [[Bowser Jr.]] is over there!''"
*"''Safe at last! Thank you all soo much!''"
*"''It was just shocking! I was just doing a little sunbathing. All of a sudden that pesky Bowser Jr. popped out of nowhere!''"
*"''I freaked out a little and scampered over here. Then they erased the bridge.''"
*"''You're all my heroes! You must let me join you!''"

==[[Blooper]]==
*"''Bloop! Bloop blorp!''"
*"''Bloopy! Bloopity bloo!''"

==[[Boo]]==
*"''Tooooo laaaate!''"
*"''Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!''"
*"''You say I don't have feet?''"
*"''...''"
*"''Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!''"
*"''Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!''"

==[[Boomerang Bro]]==
*"''Ha ha ha! You're just now noticing?''"
*"''This ballpark is under the control of Bowser's minions!''"
*"''What's wrong with you dodos? You WANT to get hit with my boomerang?''"
*"''Well, all right! Don't say I didn't warn you!''"
*"''Drafty diapers! How did you nobodies beat me?!''"
*"''None of that matters, though. The Dynamo is still busted!''"
*"''Doesn't matter, I went in and fiddled with the electrical circuits.''"
*"''I see a plumber with you guys, but not an electrician! Har har!''"

==[[Bowser Jr.]]==
*"''Up and at ‘em, lackeys! Get out there and make this island MINE!''"
*"''Wah ha ha! Ya hear that, Mario! I’m takin’ over!''"
*"''Ya don’t like it? Well, then try to beat me at baseball!''"
*"''Haul your bad self to MY field, [[Bowser Jr. Playroom]]!''"
*"''Hold it, losers! Who said you could fiddle around with my awesome bridge?''"
*"''I raised that bridge so [[Baby Luigi|Mr. Whiny Britches]] would be stuck all alone.''"
*"''And now you chumps come along and ruin my fun!''"
*"''My daddy is gonna take over this whole stupid island!''"
*"''And once he does, I’m keeping THIS place all to myself! Wah ha ha!''"
*"''NO WAY! That was luck! Nothing but stupid, crummy, moldy luck!''"
*"''I wasn’t trying, is all!''"
*"''Bah! Who needs a run-down ballpark like this? I'll just go take over another ballpark!''"
*"''Aaaaw! It’s [[Mario|you]]!''"
*"''You went and ruined my flooded-fountain plan! I was gonna crash some boats in there!''"
*"''You want the princess and the ballpark back? You’re gonna have to go through ME! Nya ha ha!''"
*"''Buttered broccoli! I can't believe I lost!''"
*"''This just ain’t right!''"
*"''You cheated, didn't you? You're just a big Cheaty McCheaterton!''"
*"''Now that the fog is lifting, I can see how lame this ballpark really is!''"
*"''Yee-haw!''"

==[[Dry Bones|Blue Dry Bones]]==
*"''Clackety clack! Clack clack clacky clacky clark clurk clank clank clank clink! (Stop.)''"
*"''Clackety. Clk clk clk... (This park is now the dominion of Bowser's minions! Ha ha ha...)''"
*"''Clacker clack... (We won't give it up without a fight...)''"
*"''Clackey clunk... (Defeat...stinks...)''"

==[[Noki|Blue Noki]]==
*"''Yeee-ikes! Boy, did you ever put a scare into little ol' me!''"
*"''There was a huge crash just a second ago, so I decided to lay low until the danger passed.''"
*"''What? [[Bowser Jr.]]? Here? On the island? Trying to take over? With minions? ...Well, crud!''"
*"''So you're recruiting baseball teammates to take him down, eh?''"
*"''Well, maybe I should test you first! ...You know. Just *in case.*"
*"''If you can pass my test. I'll help you out!''"
*"''Well, if you want me as a teammate, come back and chat with me again.''"
*"''Well? Do you have the sand for my challenge?''"
*"''Oh... Yeah, that's a problem. If you can't pass my test, you won't beat [[Bowser Jr.]]!''"
*"''Oh, wow. You're a total pro. I'd love to join your team!''"
*"''Let's go stomp that [[Bowser Jr.]]! I know you can do it!''"

==[[Pianta|Blue Pianta]]==
*"''Gu-huh! Halp! Someone! I'm locked in and can't get out!''"
*"''[[Bowser Jr.]] locked the door and then ran off with the durn key!''"
*"''Aw, blessed sunshine! You've come to free me!''"
*"''[[Bowser Jr.]] done locked me in here! Can one'a you get the key and lemme out?''"
*"''Hu-yuh! Garsh, thanks a million, pal!''"
*"''I'm Blue Pianta, and this is muh shop.''"
*"''You can buy items and such here. They'll help ya in Baseball games!''"
*"''Hey! Howzabout lettin' me join your team? Since I owe ya for the rescue and all.''"

==[[Shy Guy|Blue Shy Guy]]==
*"''Yeah, it seems [[Bowser Jr.]] wandered by and mucked up the park. It's actually not quite--''"
*"''...Uh-huh. Anyway, now [[Wiggler]] is seeing red and the roller coaster's gone wacko.''"
*"''...It's over here. You wanna come take a look?''"
*"''The [[Piranha Plant]] in the pipe is gone, too!''"
*"''The jerk! ...Uh, I mean... How brave of him.''"
*"''If [[Shy Guy]] is going, then sign me up, too! That [[Bowser Jr.]] needs to be taught a lesson!''"

==[[Toad (species)|Blue Toad]]==
*"''Oh, hey! He'll NEVER find me if I hide over there! Yeah, that's the stuff!''"
*"''Uh-oh! Someone's watching me!''"
*"''Look, this is Princess Peach's treasured garden! I'm sorry, but you have to turn back here.''"
*"''Hold it right there! I'm guarding this area for Princess Peach!''"
*"''Hey! Princess Peach has joined you?''"
*"''In that case, go right ahead! I hid the statue in the shrubbery.''"
*"''I've completed my duty!''"

==[[Yoshi (species)|Blue Yoshi]]==
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (I've been waiting for you guys!)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Bowser Jr.]] got [[Wiggler]] all upset, and now he's on a rampage!)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (You should be able to switch the rails and get [[Wiggler]] down, but...''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Green Magikoopa]] changed the password on the controller.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (I don't have a clue what to do. I'm hoping you'll know.)''"
*"''What's the maximum number of stars the Star Gauge can hold?''"
*"''What's the total number of playes on both teams in a baseball game?''"
*"''On [[Wiggler]]'s head is...1.A hat 2.A flower 3.A teakettle''"
*"''How many gondolas are on the Ferris Wheel?''"
*"''How many tentacles does [[Blooper]] have?''"
*"''Yoshi! (Fantastic! Thanks! The rails have been switched back!)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Now we just have to wait for [[Wiggler]] to come down!)''"
*"''Yooooooshiiiiii! (I'm going with you! Let's teach these guys a thing or two!)''"

==[[Dry Bones|Dark Bones]]==
*"''Clack Clack. (Calling in backup? That's not very fair.)''"
*"''Clackety clack. (You're not getting past me. I will stop you.)''"
*"''Clack...clack...clunk. (I've... been... beaten...)''"

==[[Dixie Kong]]==
*"''Ook ook eek! (HELP! HELP! EEEEEEK!)''" 
*"''Ook ook! (Thanks for your help.)''" 
*"''Ook! Ook! (Yes, I'm fine, but [[Bowser Jr.]]...)''" 
*"''Ook! Oook! (I think he's trying to take over [[DK Jungle (baseball stadium)|the ballpark]].)''" 
*"''Ooooook... (Ack! The stone tablet at the top of this cliff!)''" 
*"''Ook! Ook! (Hey! [[Donkey Kong]]! Wait up!)''" 
*"''Ookie! Ookie! (Donkey Kong, you crazy ape! He never listens to anyone...)''" 
*"''Ookie ook. (Look, to get to the ballpark, you have to cross the stone bridge...)''" 
*"''Ookie! Ookie! (The stone tablet on top of the cliff was a switch.)''" 
*"''Ookie! Ookie! (But Bowser Jr. has broken it up and hidden it! What a cad!)''" 
*"''Ookie ooo! (Please! You have to help find the stone-tablet pieces!)''" 
*"''Ookie! Ookie! (I saw something near the back of the sign at the entrance. Try looking there.)
*"''Ook ook ooo! (Wow! You found a stone tablet!)''" 
*"''Ooook... (Oh no! It's been broken into pieces!)''" 
*"''Ook ook! (We need all 3 pieces of the stone tablet to fix the bridge.)''"
*"''Ook oooook ook! (I'll help you look! Donkey Kong! Come down here, will you?)''"
*"''Ook! (Donkey Kong! Why not let [[Mario]] and his friends handle it?)''"

==[[Donkey Kong]]==
*"''Ook! Ook! (I was wondering when you'd arrive.)''"
*"''Ookity ook! OOOOK! (Bowser Jr. was here a little while back.)''"
*"''OOK OOK OOK! (He dropped our log bridge and then ran off!)''"
*"''Ook! Hooo ook! (I wanted to chase him down, but not even I can jump across that gap.)''"
*"''Oook? Oooo... (This is pathetic! What am I gonna do now?)''"
*"''OOK! Ook ook! (Banana splits! Could it be...)''"
*"''Ookie ook! (It's a barrel cannon! Ook! ...I mean, hooray!)''"
*"''Oooook! (Looks like [[Funky Kong]] has been busy.)''"
*"''Ook ook! (I can use this to get over that gap! See you on the other side!)''"
*"''OOK! OOK OOK! (I'm coming for you, [[Bowser Jr.]]!)''"
*"''Ook. (Who do you think you are? You'd best stay away from [[Dixie Kong]]!)''"
*"''Ook? (Are you OK, Dixie Kong?)''"
*"''Ook OOK? (He's going to do WHAT?)''"
*"''Ook. Ook. (He's trying to take it? This will not stand!)''"
*"''Ook. ook. (It's no use... I'm clueless.)''"
*"''Harooo! (No! It's my ballpark. I should take care of it myself.)''"
*"''Hoot hoot ook! (Don't take this wrong, but I need to see what you're made of.)''"
*"''Oooookie ooo! (It's settled! I'm leaving it up to you!)''"
*"''Ook ook ook! (If you find barrels or boxes, I'll crush 'em with a hand slap.)''"
*"''Ooooooooooooook! (Let's send Bowser Jr. packing!)''"

==[[Dry Bones]]==
*"''Clackety clack... (Must get diamonds... BASEBALL diamonds!)''"
*"''Clackety clack! (Stop...)''"
*"''Click clack clunk! (You can't have this treasure chest.)''"
*"''Clack? Clunk... (I...lost...)''"

==[[Fire Bro]]==
*"''Stuff it, [[Funky Kong|surfer boy]]! I know you're looking for the stone tablet! You'll never get it!''"
*"''Aw toothaches! Where did you come from? You looking for the stone tablet, too?''"
*"''I will never give up the stone tablet! Do you hear me?! Never!''"
*"''Man! You're really tough! Why didn't you just say so and save me all this hassle?''"
*"''Listen up! Don't search the statue behind me! There's no stone tablet anywhere around it!''"

==[[Funky Kong]]==
*"''Ook. Ook. (Yo, croc dude! What's the big deal?)''"
*"''Ook. Ook! (I'm just trying to score some treasure! Don't harsh, bud!)''"
*"''Ook. Ook. (You got peanuts in your dome! I don't want any stone tablet! See ya!)''"
*"''Ook. Ook. (Yeah, something like that!)''"
*"''Ook oooo! (Thanks for the assist! I was just searching for treasure, and...)''"
*"''Ook! (What's that? You're hunting for tablet pieces?)''"
*"''Ook! (Hey, try the tunnel on the left side of the island!! I stubbed my toe on something there!)''"
*"''Ook! Oooook ook! (Let's go look together!)''"

==[[Shy Guy|Gray Shy Guy]]==
*"''HAA! YAR! HAAAAR! Get back, crummy bad guys!''"
*"''Wait a sec... You're not [[Bowser Jr.]]! ...What's that? You're going to defeat him?''"
*"''Well, I won't join up with a buncha wimps. Show me what you've got, and I'm in.''"
*"''When you're good, you're good. I'll admit it! I'm happy to join the team!''"

==[[Noki|Green Noki]]==
*"''Seashells! You scared the salt water out of me!''"
*"''A whole bunch of scary guys were running around earlier! That's why I was hiding."''
*"''What did you say? You want to beat [[Bowser Jr.]] at baseball? You're CRAZY!"''
*"''Well... I'll think about it. But only if Blue Noki is with you, too!"''
*"''Fried seaweed! You again?"''
*"''So what did Blue Noki say?"''
*"''Let's see... Well, if you bring Blue Noki with you, I'll consider joining up."''
*"''Great jumpin' starfish! You scared the salt water out of me!''"
*"''I'm hiding from [[Bowser Jr.]]! Don't scare me like that! ...And don't tell him where I am!''"
*"''...Wha? Really? You want me to join you?''"
*"''I dunno... Maybe if you had some other [[Noki|Nokis]] with you...''"
*"''Sweet stinky tide pools! [[Noki|Blue Noki]] is with you!''"
*"''In that case, consider me interested! But first you have to prove yourself.''"
*"''How about this... If you think you're ready for me, swing by again. OK?"''
*"''Will you accept my challenge?"''
*"''Oh no! Sorry! I mean, I really do want to help, but..."''
*"''I just don't think you have what it takes to defeat [[Bowser Jr.]]!"''
*"''Well done! I'd be happy to join up with you!''"
*"''Um...say. Can I ask you for a favor?''"
*"''There's [[Baby Luigi|a baby]] crying out on the pier. Do you think you can help him?''"
*"''His crying is drowning out the relaxing ocean surf, and I'm starting to get stressed out.''"

==[[Shy Guy|Green Shy Guy]]==
*"''Musty mittens! You found me! ...I thought I had the perfect hiding place!''"
*"''You want me to join your baseball team?''"
*"''In that case, let's settle it by playing some baseball! If you win, I join!''"
*"''You... You're the best! I'm going with you!''"

==[[Toad (species)|Green Toad]]==
*"''GYAWAAAAH! D-d-don't eat me, please! Huh?''"
*"''Seriously?! You're going to take on Bowser's minions? ...That's CRAZY TALK!''"
*"''This seems like a riskly plan. I have to make sure you can really pull it off.''"
*"''Whew! Boy, was I ever wrong to doubt you! Count me in!''"

==[[Hammer Bro]]==
*"''I'm going this way!''"
*"''Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before [[Mario]] and his crew show.''"
*"''Slug butter! Here comes trouble!''"
*"''Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!''"
*"''Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me...''"
*"''You won't get away with this!''"

==[[King Boo]]==
*''"Booo hoo ha! HEY! You defeated Bowser Jr.!"''
*''"I wondered who would win, so I made myself invisible and watched the whole thing."''
*''"You booooth look like benchwarmers to me!"''
*''"Say WHAT? You want ME to help YOOOOOU?"''
*''"No! Not even if you had some Boos on your roster! Well... If you had some Boos with you, I might..."''
*''"Hey! Hey, yoooou! Did you find some Boos?"''
*''"Boo hoo ha! Here are your hints: "error item" and "in a box"! Make sure you get them all!"''
*''"Hey! You there! What you got there? Huh? ...HEY! That's a Boo, isn't it? Yeah! It is!"''
*''"Aw... Little Boos are so cute! But I don't want to see him riding pine! Put him in a game, yeah?"''

==[[King K. Rool]]==
*"''By my toothy grin! Who dares to disturb my rest?''"
*"''You fools know who I am, don't you?''"
*"''You think to oppose my glorious girth?! Graw haw haaa! I love it!''"
*"''You deserve a kingly beating! Come on! Graaaw haw haaaaaaaw!''"
*"''You think it's a good idea to challenge me?''"
*"''King K. Rool doesn't do anything halfway! Hope you've said your good-byes, fools!''"
*"''What a bunch of misfits!''"
*"''Come back if you ever get the courage to challenge me.''"
*"''I see you fools failed to learn your lesson... If you strike at a king, you must finish him!''"
*"''You'll regret the day you ran into me.''"
*"''Great gravyboats! You saps are pretty good!''"
*"''Graw haw haw! I like your style! I'm going to join your lineup!''"
*"''Come on! It's obvious who's better! Listen up, Kritters! From here on, we're allies!''"
*"''Don't get me wrong! This is ONLY while we're playing baseball!''"

==[[Kritter]]==
===Green Kritter===
*''"STOP! What're you wimps doin' here? Why, I oughta..."''
*''"Stone tablet? What're ya babblin' about?"''
*''"You're making no sense, but it don't matter none. This here's Kritter's turf!"''
*''"You wanna go on, yer gonna have to go through ME! Bwar har har!"''
*''"Creepin' crawfish! I can't believe I lost!"''
*''"I...I gotta tell the boss. He won't forget this! ...Or forgive!"''
*''"Tear 'em up, King K. Rool!"''
*''"Er...K-King K. Rool? Are you sure about that?"''

===Blue Kritter===
*''"Gar! What're ya doin' here?"''
*''"Whaaa? Stone tablet? Oh, yeah...THAT thing!"''
*''"Listen! I ain't just a purdy face! I got smarts! I ain't tellin' you squat!"''
*''"Ya think you can take on us Kritters? I bet you can't even get by me!"''
*''"Ya did it, by gar!"''
*''"All right. I'll tell ya 'bout the stone tablet. ...It's in the giant flower up there. 
*''"But ya best go and prepare yourselves! I'm a gonna tell King K. Rool what happened!"''
*''"Switch on!"''

===Red Kritter===
*''"Don't move friend!"''
*''"End of the line! You ain't gettin' by me, and you ain't takin' no treasure, neither!"''
*''"I'm calling you out!"''
*''"Curses! I lost!"''
*''"This ain't gonna cut it! I gotta tell King K. Rool the news!"'' 
*''"You ain't heard the last of me!"''

===Brown Kritter===
*''"You there! What do you think you're doing?"''
*''"I'm the dirty underbelly of the Kritter gang!"''
*''"...Not sure what that means, but King K. Rool said it, so it must be important!"''
*''"I'm gonna whup you in the name of dirty underbellies everywhere!"''
*''"What just happened? ...That was bad."''
*''"Ya'll get ready for a beatdown! I'm gonna wake up King K. Rool!"''
*''"Snivel away, snivelers! All the sniveling in the world won't save you now! Switch on!"''

==[[Lakitu]]==
*"''Strike!''"
*"''Out!''"
*"''Change!''"
*"''Bean ball!"
*"''Walk!"
*"''That's the ball game!''"
*"''Mario! Luigi! Welcome to Baseball Kingdom!''"
*"''This amazing island is filled with baseball fields designed just for you!''"
*"''Oh, I almost forgot! I'm your guide, Lakitu!''"
*"''It's my pleasure to show you around the island. Please! Follow me!''"
*"''Princess Peach built this island so all her friends could play baseball.''"
*"''There are fields for all of you! Mario, Princess Peach, Yoshi, Wario, Donkey Kong...''"
*"''Wh-what's that?''"
*"''Oh, dear! Oh, my stars! Bowser Jr. is invading!''"
*"''H-he wants to take over this island!''"
*"''Mario! You need to build a baseball team! Gather players from across the island!''"
*"''Hey! Luigi has followed them to [[Mario Stadium (baseball stadium)|Mario Stadium]]!''"
*"''You'd better follow him, Mario!''"
*"''This is Mario Stadium. It was built especially for [[Mario]].''"
*"''Look! [[Luigi]] is waiting for you.''"
*"''So, Luigi! How are things here?''"
*"''Huh? You've already looked around? And you didn't see any enemies?''"
*"''Hmmmm... Well, how about teammates? Find any of them lying around?''"
*"''You saw some [[Noki|Nokis]]? Splendid!''"
*"''C'mon, Mario! Let's go recruit some new teammates!''"
*"''But watch your step! Bowser Jr.'s minions could be anywhere!''"
*"''Work with Luigi to save the day!''"
*"''Tilt ({{button|wii|Stick}}) in the direction you want to go.''"
*"''Mario! You can travel to other stadiums on the main map.''"
*"''It's a good idea to see what's happening at the other stadiums, too.''"
*"''Wait a minute! What is this crate doing here?''"
*"''If I peek through the cracks, I can see something that looks like a barrel.''"
*"''It appears you can use this [[Barrel Cannon|barrel cannon]] for transportation!''"
*"''Let's follow him!''"
*"''Watch out! That's one of Bowser's minions!''"
*"''It appears [[Magikoopa|Magikoopas]], [[Dry Bones]], and the Bro teams are trying to control the park.''"
*"''Challenge those cads to a baseball showdown and send them packing!''"
*"''It appears you'll need to prove your baseball skills if you want to be teammates.''"
*"''If you clear the scout mission, you'll gain a new teammate!''"
*"''You did it! You cleared the mission!''"
*"''Keep up the good work and gather more teammates!''"
*"''You can see teammates at entrances or on the pause menu's roster.''"
*"''You can open the pause menu by pressing {{button|wii|+}}.''"
*"''Hey! The captain of this area has joined you. Hooray!''"
*"''You can switch captains by pointing at the face icon with the Wii Remote.''"
*"''Each captain has a special talent. So if you're stuck, try switching captains!''"
*"''You can also switch by pressing {{button|wii|-}}. Easy, isn't it?''"
*"''Great pea soup! The stage is covered with fog! ...I can't see a thing.''"
*"''That sounds like [[Wario]] I wonder where he is.''"
*"''I see Wario hasn't changed a bit.''"
*"''Well, if it isn't [[Baby Luigi]]! What are you doing here, little one?''"
*"''Huh? The bridge went up without warning and trapped you here? Who would do such a thing?''"
*"''Eep! I know that voice!''"
*"''Oh no! The stadium! Bowser Jr. is...''"
*"''What's that? [[Baby Mario]] is inside the stadium?''"
*"''Oh, cheese curds! We have to save him!"
*"''You want to go with us, Baby Luigi?''"
*"''Aw, he wants to rescue Baby Mario. Brotherly love is a beautiful thing!''"
*"''Ah! Are you all right, Baby Mario?''"
*"''You're certainly happy to be away from awful [[Bowser Jr.]], aren't you?''"
*"''Hmm? What have we here? It looks like Bowser Jr. dropped some kind of key...''"
*"''I wonder what this key is for... Let's poke around later and see what we can find.''"
*"''[[Baby Daisy]]! What's wrong?''"
*"''You were playing hide- and-seek with [[Baby Peach]]?''"
*"''Then Bowser Jr. appeared and scared you? You poor thing!''"
*"''And you dropped your rattle when you ran away? Well, I'm sure you'll be OK without--''"
*"''Yikes! She won't stop crying until we find her rattle. Let's see if she dropped it nearby.''"
*"''Oh, so that makes you happy, does it? Perfect!''"
*"''Ha ha ha! Your rattle is also your bat? Then you're all set to enjoy some baseball!''"
*"''Oh, gee. This is going to be a challenge... I think it wants to play baseball.''"
*"''Or...space dolls...''"
*"''I believe it wants to join the team...''"
*"''Or...have coffee. With cream...''"
*"''Oh, my! So you've been hiding here, have you, Baby Peach?''"
*"''Oh, I see! You don't want to go outside because it's scary!''"
*"''There's only one thing to do! Show Baby Peach your strength, and reassure her!''"
*"''See? Even if that nasty Bowser Jr. shows, you'll be safe with us!''"
*"''You did it! She's agreed to join the team!''"
*"''Oh, my... H-hello!''"
*"''Y-yes, I see. It seems to want a...mission.''"
*"''What a wonderful show! He's coming on board!''"

==[[Luigi]]==
*"''Oh yeah!''"

==[[Magikoopa]]==
*"''Hold it! Don't you dare touch this here lever!''"
*"''This here Koopa is in charge of watching over this here lever! ...See?!''"
*"''You're going to pull my beautiful...lever... I just knows it!''"

==[[Mario]]==
*"''...?''"
*"''!!!''"
*"''Oh-ho-ho-ho, no!''"
*"''Yes!''"

==[[Monty Mole]]==
*"''Great granite gumdrops! I was in the middle of a spectacular nap! Why'd you have to wake me?''"
*"''You're going to take on Bowser's minions? You're kidding, right?''"
*"''Huh. Well, let's try something. You beat me at baseball, and I'll join your team.''"
*"''Marvelous mud pies! You've got yourself a new teammate!''"
*"''I'll give you a hundred and ten percent! I'll even skip my naps!''"

==[[Paragoomba]]==
*"''Charred chestnuts! You're gonna make me molt if you keep scaring me like that!''"

==[[Petey Piranha]]==
*"''GWARGH! HURGLE BURGLE PLBBBT!''"
*"''GLARGH TARGLE BARGLE!''"
*"''HARG! KURBLARGLE HARGLE PLLLBBTTT!''"
*"''BLARGLE BURGLE GURGLE PLUPPPBBTT KABAAAAAARRG!''"
*"''BLUURGH! KERGLE KARGLE KA-BLAAAAARGO!''"

==[[Princess Daisy]]==
*"''Oh, sweet! You helped me get back to normal, didn't you? Thanks!''"
*"''Right as rain, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! Now let's go mop Bowser Jr. and his minions.''"
*"''Oh dear, this will never do!''"
*"''The fountain is flooded all over again!''"
*"''Daisy!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''Wa-hooo!''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''Ow!''"
*"''Oh...''"

==[[Princess Peach]]==
*"''Mario! Help me!''"
*"''Thank you, Mario!''"
*"''Thank you, [[Toadsworth]], Is everyone else safe as well? Where is Daisy?''"
*"''Mario! Let's go get Daisy!''"
*"''You understand that I'm coming with you, right?''"
*"''I know you'll appreciate my company!''"
*"''Plus I can use my Heart Power to find teammates!''"
*"''Okay!''"
*"''Hmmm... Why aren't my flowers blooming?''"
*"''I'll use my Heart Power to investigate!''"
*"''Hold it, [[Bowser]]!''"
*"''This is [[Baseball Kingdom]]. It's a place for EVERYONE to enjoy baseball.''"
*"''Come on, Bowser! You want to play with us, don't you?''"
*"''Tee hee! I think the decision's been made. Come on, everyone! Let's celebrate!''"
*"''Let's throw a party for Baseball Kingdom!''"

==[[Toad (species)|Purple Toad]]==
*"''EEEEK! Somebody help me! EEEE... Huh? You're not [[Bowser Jr.]]!''"
*"''How's that? You're going to try and stop him? And you need my help?''"
*"''OK. Well. I have to make sure you're not just fooling around. So take my test!''"
*"''Holy cow! You're really good! I can't wait to join your team!''"

==[[Red Magikoopa]]==
*"''Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there.''"
*"''Y'all think you can stop ol' [[Bowser]], eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!''"
*"''Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight [[Bowser]] 'cause I'm the way.''"
*"''See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it...''"
*"''Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!''"
*"''Baloney  burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?''"
*"''Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something...''"
*"''This isn't over yet!''"

==[[Noki|Red Noki]]==
*"''Howdy hey!"''
*"''What am I doing? What's it look like? I'm dancing, of course!"''
*"''I'm just so happy that Baseball Kingdom is finished!"''
*"''What? You want ME to join your team and help you defeat [[Bowser Jr.]]?"''
*"''Oh, I see! He's the one who caused that big earthquake earlier."''
*"''But what about the other Nokis? You're going to need more than just little old me..."''
*"''Howdy ho! I'm still dancing! It's good for the soul, you know!"''
*"''I'll consider your offer if some of the other Nokis join up!"''
*"''Heya hi! I'm Red Noki!''"
*"''How's that again? You want me on your team? Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty shy...''"
*"''If there were some other [[Noki|Nokis]] with you...''"
*"''Oh, how nice! You have 2 Nokis on your team! Well then, count me in!''"
*"''The contents of this shell are a gift from all the [[Noki|Nokis]]!''"
*"''Enjoy!''"

==[[Pianta|Red Pianta]]==
*"''D-don't scare me like that!''"
*"''I climbed this tree to get away from all those goons who came stormin' through here.''"
*"''You're doing what? A baseball team? For real?''"
*"''Oh, NOW it makes sense! That's why you were looking for me, right?''"
*"''OK! Let's see what you've got! If you're good enough, I'll join your team!''"
*"''Well if that don't send my palm tree spinning! You did it! I'm with you all the way!''"
*"''Let's give 'em what for!''"

==[[Yoshi (species)|Red Yoshi]]==
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (NOOO! Don't eat me! Oh, I thought you were a [[Piranha Plant]].)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're looking for [[Yoshi|Green Yoshi]]? He came by a while back.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Bowser Jr.]]. eh? Well, in that case...)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Say, if you find a brush would you bring it to me?)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Bowser Jr.]] surprised me so bad I dropped it somewhere.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (YES! You found my brush, didn't you? Thanks!)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (I just finished getting my shop ready for opening.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going with you, but we need to return the brush.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (The brush belongs to [[Koopa Paratroopa|Green Paratroopa]]. He's in [[Wario City]].)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Let's work together! We can do it!)''"

==[[Shy Guy]]==
*"''THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!''"
*"''IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!''"
*"''HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!''"
*"''I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the [[Piranha Plant]] got in my way!''"
*"''You're like professional baseball players, right? Well, throw some balls at those things!''"
*"''Nice work! You got rid of all the [[Piranha Plant]]s!''"
*"''[[Yoshi]] left us on our own and went off after [[Magikoopa]].''"
*"''If you're looking for [[Yoshi]], take me with you! I want to play some ball!''"

==[[Tiny Kong]]==
*"''Ookie! Ookie! (Hey, you guys! Help!)''"
*"''Ook eek! (Thanks, everybody! You saved my bacon!)''"
*"''Ook. (So you're looking for baseball teammates? ...I could join you!)''"

==[[Toad]]==
*"''Bowser Jr.! He showed up and did that thing with the thing, and... Oh crab apples. Just come and see for yourself!''"
*"''Look! LOOOOOK! Bowser Jr. turned Princess Daisy into a statue! You gotta do something do something! You gotta stop Bowser Jr.! He went back there somewhere! Princess Peach and Toadsworth are back there too...''"
*"''I'm going to stay here and look after Princess Daisy! Toadette is somewhere near Toad Flower Garden. Talk to her for more details.''"
*To Hammer Bro: "''G-g-get out of here! Don't you dare lay a finger on Princess Daisy!''"
*To Mario: "''There you are! P-P-PLEASE!! You have to help!''"
*After victory against Hammer Bro: "''Oh, thank you so much! Please take care of Princess Daisy! What?! You want to take this statue of Princess Daisy with you? NO WAY DUDE! NUH-UH! What if you drop it and she breaks into a kajillion pieces? HUH?''"
*"''Fountain? You need it to stop the flooding? Oh...Weeeeell... OK. But you gotta PROMISE not to drop her!''"
*"''I'm worried about all of you, so please take me along! I'll do my best to protect you! ...From back here.''"
*"''Yahoo!''"

==[[Toadette]]==
*"''Please! You have to help us! Stop [[Bowser Jr.]] as soon as you can!''"
*"''You can get to the back of the garden from here, but...''"
*"''Hmmm... Toad Flower Garden has been rearranged! Can you fix the path, please?''"
*"''Thank you so much! Now you can see what's happening back there!''"
*"''Maybe we can fix the flooded fountain, too.''"
*"''Please! Take me with you!''"
*"''I want to do my part to protect this island and all the ballparks [[Princess Peach]] built!''"
*"''You need me! I won't take no for an answer!''"
*"''[[Princess Peach|Princess]]... I... This is difficult to say, but...''"
*"''Woo-hoo!''"

==[[Toadsworth]]==
*"''I daresay! You've brought something with you, I see.''"
*"''No time for dillydallying! Place it there and hope that it works.''"
*"''By my mustache! That's the ticket!''"
*"''I believe the fountain should no be passable.''"
*"''Good chowder! The princess has been taken by Bowser Jr.?''"
*"''Come, Master Mario! The hunt is on! We must rescue her at once!''"
*"''My word, Princess! It does this old Toad good to see you safe and sound!''"
*"''Pull yourself together, lass! AHEM! [[Princess Daisy]] was transformed into a statue!''"

==[[Waluigi]]==
*"''Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?''"
*"''No way, [[Wario|lard lump]]! We're gonna settle this like men!...With baseball!''"
*"''Waluigi time!''"
*"''Sit down, loser!''"
*"''Waluigi!''"

==[[Wario]]==
*"''Whaaaaa! Anyone there?''"
*"''Over here, cloud boy! I'm on top of this building!''"
*"''Ya got here just in time!''"
*"''That lying little lizard, [[Bowser Jr.]], trapped me!''"
*"''He said there was TREASURE up here! But when I climbed to the top...''"
*"''The power went out all over town! Then this stupid fog rolled in!''"
*"''Get over here and help me! The elevator's stopped and I can't get down!''"
*"''It needs power! Look around and see if ya can find what's busted!''"
*"''A Treasure Chest! Outta the way! This one's mine!, I just turn here... and tweak here... aaaaaaand... whaaaaaaaa!''"
*"''What took you so long, losers?! I'm so hungry, I could eat five of you.''"
*"''Nya! Something stinks and it ain't me! There are bad guy losers around somewhere.''"
*"''Wario!''"
*"''Wario time!''"

==[[Wiggler]]==
*"''Grrrrrrr...''"
*"''What's going on? How did you get here? Who are you?''"
*"''Are you friends with that miserable [[Bowser Jr.]]? GRAAAAGH! LEMME AT 'EM!''"
*"''Huh? You're not? Oh. ...Sorry about the screaming. Wait, what? You want me to go with you?''"
*"''Baseball, eh? All right! Pass my test and I'll join your team!''"
*"''Ooh... that was so close. I think you've almost got it.''"
*"''Come back again, OK?''"
*"''Hit me with your best shot! C'mon! Right here! I can take it!''"
*"''Wow! You're really good! Bowser's minions don't stand a chance!''"
*"''Now that we're on the same team, I'm going to give you my [[Toy Field]] Pass. Don't lose it!''"

==[[Yellow Magikoopa]]==
*"''Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!''"
*"''Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?''"
*"''There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles.''"
*"''Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!''"
*"''Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me.''"
*"''Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!''"
*"''Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!''"
*"''You haven't heard the last of me!''"

==[[Pianta|Yellow Pianta]]==
*"''Y-y-you don't scare me! I'll teach you a lesson, Bowser Jr.!''"
*"''Huh? Sweet banana surprise! You're not Bowser Jr.!''"
*"''You just about scared my leaves off! Hidin' in here, I couldn't see who you were, pal!''"
*"''Teammates? What do you mean, you're looking for teammates? ...Oh, I see!''"
*"''I think that's a heck of an idea! What say you take a little test for me, huh?''"
*"''You've got the right stuff, pal! Bowser's thugs don't stand a chance!''"
*"''Then it's settled! I'm going with you. You need all the help you can get, right?''"

==[[Shy Guy|Yellow Shy Guy]]==
*"''Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!''"
*"''I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts.''"
*"''Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!''"
*"''Aw, peanut breath! Y-you beat me!''"
*"''Uncle! UNCLLLLE! I'll join your team! Just stop beating me at baseball!''"
*"''Oh, fine. Take my brush, too. ...You dirty thief!''"

==[[Toad (species)|Yellow Toad]]==
*"''H-H-HEEEEEELP! Huh?''"
*"''Princess! It's you! I thought it was Bowser Jr.!''"
*"''What's that? You're going to fight them? And you want ME to help?''"
*"''I know you're the Princess and everything, but that's asking a bit much don't you think?''"
*"''Let's decide with a game of skill! If I win, I get to stay here. Where it's safe. And warm.''"
*"''Yikes I...I lost!''"
*"''You really mean to challenge them, huh? Well, I guess we had a deal...''"
*"''All right! Count me in! Wherever you lead Princess, I will follow!''"

==[[Yoshi (species)|Yellow Yoshi]]==
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh, thank the stars! I've been hiding here forever!)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Would you take me somewhere safe, please?)''"
*"''Yoshi yo? (WHAT? You're going to LOOK for them That's insane!)''"
*"''Yooooshi... (You have to prove yourself if you want to take me along!)''"
*"''YOSHI! (You surprised me! You're really good!)''"
*"''Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like I'm on the team! Let's get going!)''"

==[[Yoshi]]==
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bundle, everyone!)''"
*"''Yoshiii! (I chased [[Magikoopa]] here and then got trapped by this manhole!)''"
*"''Yoooooshi Yoshi! (I think the ballpark is in danger.)''"
*"''YOSHI! (Work together to defeat [[Bowser Jr.]]? That's a great idea.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (The manhole over there leads to the ballpark.)''"
*"''Yoshi Yooooshi! (My special move is a [[Ground Pound|ground pound]]. It lets me use manholes.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yay! Time for me to take charge!)''"
*"''Yoshiiiiii Yoshi Yoshi! (Switch to me, stand on the manhole, and press {{button|wii|A}}.)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! That's my special move!)''"
*"''Yoshiiiiiii! (I can use it to find hidden teammates, too!)''"
*"''Yoshi! Yoshi! (Try it in all kinds of places!)''"
*"''Yoshi!''"
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