Editing List of Mario Party 8 quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Mario Party 8'' quotes}}
{{stub|More quotes need to be added. A lot are missing (e.g. [[Bandit]]).}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Mario Party 8]]''; they are listed alphabetically by character.

==[[MC Ballyhoo & Big Top|Big Top]]==
*"''Hello! Hola! Aloha! Ahoy!''"
*"''Oooh! Sparkly! So bright! The first Star! Get there with 20 coins!''"
*"''Calling all winners! Calling all losers! We've got a shake up coming!''"
*"''Weeeee! I'm feeling light-headed! Everyone! Hustle for bonus coins!''"
*"''My ears! Hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results!''"
*"''New fight! New stage! [[Goomba's Booty Boardwalk|We're going to the ocean! Splashy! Smashy!]]''"
*"''New fight! New stage! [[King Boo's Haunted Hideaway|Eeeek! A house! A haunted manor!]]''"
*"''New fight! New stage! [[Shy Guy's Perplex Express|All aboard! Train's a-leavin'!]]''"
*"''New fight! New stage! [[Koopa's Tycoon Town|Two tycoons! One town for the taking!]]''"
*"''Time for your REAL prize! Surprise! Way better than [[Candy (Mario Party 8)|Candy]]! Sweetest thing! Ever!''"
*"''News flash!!! Incoming! [[Bonus Star]]s! Three kinds on the way!!!''"
*"''Ahem!! Something! Caught in throat! Hack! Hack! It's...''"
*"''Hold on!''"
*"''Whoop-whoop! Crown alert! (character) only needs 1 more!''"

==[[Bowser]]==
===DK's Treetop Temple===
*''"Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? {{color|purple|Bowser}} is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!"'' - when Bowser appears
*''"Puny {{color|green|Mario/Luigi/Yoshi}} never knows what’s going on, so I’ll make life crazier by moving the {{color|gold|Star}}!"'' 
*''"Aren’t you a cutie, {{color|green|Peach/Daisy/Toadette/Birdo!}} Well, here’s a little present just for you! I’m going to move this {{color|gold|Star}}!"'' 
*''"Bad guys should stick together? Stick this, {{color|green|Wario/Waluigi!}} I’m moving the {{color|gold|Star}}!"'' - [[DK's Treetop Temple]]
*''"Mess with me, {{color|green|Toad}}, and I’ll mess with you! I’m moving the {{color|gold|Star}}! How do you like them apples?"'' 
*''"Thugs like {{color|green|Boo/Dry Bones/Hammer Bro/Blooper}} always need toughening up, so I’m going to move the {{color|gold|Star}}! Don’t cry, guy!"'' 
*''"I'm the gift that keeps on giving! And I'll crash this party until I've crushed it once and for all!"'' - after Bowser moves the Star
*''"Bwahahaha! Now I don’t even know where the {{color|gold|Star}} is! Good luck, suckers! You’re gonna need it!"'' - after Bowser moves the Star

===Goomba's Booty Boardwalk===
*''"Bwahaha! Ready for some REAL fun in the sun? Then feel the burn!"'' 
*''"If you run into a {{color|green|Lava Bubble}}, you’ll lose {{color|green|coins}}! Shake your Wii Remote to jump and avoid them!"''
*''"Ready…set…shake!"'' 
*''"Now back to your BORED walk! But don’t worry! I’ll be back soon enough!"''

===King Boo's Haunted Hideaway===
*''"Bwahahaha! Resident upheaval! I’ve come to stink up the joint! I’m way badder than a {{color|purple|pitfall}}."''
*''"If you crash my pad, I’m gonna steal one of your {{color|gold|Stars}}, then kick you outta the house! Smell ya later!"''
*''"Bwahaha! Do I smell FEAR, {{color|green|(Character)}}? I know what I do smell…"'' - when facing Bowser
*''"A shiny {{color|gold|Star}}! Let me take that off your hands! Yoink!"''
*''"Now go find your own {{color|gold|Star}}, you little whiner!"''
*''"A loser! You don't have any {{color|yellow|Stars}} for me to steal!!"''

===Shy Guy's Perplex Express===
*''"Bwahaha! Whoo-whoo! Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain!"''
*''"Welcome to my Bad-Breath Express! Now cough up a {{color|gold|Star}}! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!"'' - when meeting Bowser
*''"What?! No {{color|gold|Star}}?! Aw, fine then! I take pity on fools! I'll help ya."''

=====Star Battle Arena=====
*''"Bwahaha!  I do love to roll around in money. Especially YOURS! Bring it to me!"''
*''"Bwahaha! Stalking me, {{color|green|(Character)}}? Okay, I'll sign my autograph...on your MONEY!"''
*''"I'll just take {{color|green|half of what ya got}}! I bet you'll scrounge up more to kiss up to that celeb-bratty Holly!"''
*''"Good to help out my Number One Fan! But don't bug me if ya lose. Number Two stinks!"''

===Koopa's Tycoon Town===
*''"Bwaha! I’ll knock you OUT with my financial clout! One of you is gonna get your investments raided!"''
*''"I’ll steal {{color|green|coins}} from this Hotel and wreck ya with my infest-ment! Termites got nothin’ on me!"''
*''"Bwahahaha! I’m rich beyond your wildest dreams! And I’ll be back to rampage again!"''

===Bowser's Warped Orbit===
*''"Bwahaha! Like my Warped Orbit? Then you'll LOVE this! I'm stealing one of your {{color|gold|Stars}}!"''
*''"Now go make mayhem!!"''
*''"Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid?"'' - when Bowser chases the players around the board
*''"Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!!"''
*''"Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!"'' - when Bowser reversed the direction of the board

===Star Battle Arena===
*''"HOLD ON!"''
*''"Wow, {{color|green|(Character)}}! Think YOU’RE the Superstar? REALLY?! Don’t make me laugh!"''
*''"Now if you were fighting in the DOOFUS/MORON Battle, I’d bow down and call you Number One…"''
*''"But this was the STAR Battle! And I see only one Superstar! Me! So that rod? Mine!"''
*''"Better cough it up. Right now!"''
*''"Want it back? Come and get it! Or are you chicken? Bwahahaha! Bawk-bawk!"''
*''"Bwahahaha! Welcome {{color|green|(Character)}}! You sure seem fired up about this {{color|green|Star Rod}}!"''
*''"If you can somehow beat all of my loyal slave, I'll give you the {{color|green|Star Rod}}! Impossible, I know!"''
*''"Show me your worst, {{color|green|Hammer Bro/Blooper}}! Are you more warped than us? Bwahahaha!"''
*''"Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!"'' - to [[Blooper]] or [[Hammer Bro]] after losing
*''"Who needs this dumb rod anyway? I bet it's total garbage! Take it! I don't want it anyway!"''
*''"...I always keep my promises! ...er..."''
*''".........well..."''
*''"Nawwww! Who am I kidding?! Only the {{color|yellow|Superstar}} deserves it! And that's me! {{color|purple|Bowser}}!"''
*''"Lemme show you how a true {{color|yellow|Superstar}} does it, {{color|green|(Character)}}! You against me! Cold depths of outer space! NOW!"''

==[[Captain Goomba (Mario Party 8)|Captain Goomba]]==
*"''Yar! Reach me and get a Star! But that path's harder to walk than a lard-greased plank. Good luck!''"
*"''Scurvy dog! I suppose ye want one of my treasured stars! Fair enough, ye came a long way!''"
*"''But can ye impress me again? Back to the start with ye! Seagulls! Attack!''"
*"''Back again?! Yar! I admire your pluck! One more of these beauties for you!''"
*"''Captain Goomba welcomes ye! Well run, (character)!''" - In [[Star Battle Arena]].
*"''Er, hold on. Hold everything. No 50 [[coin]]s for me?''"
*"''Then no victory! Yar, 'tis the case. But I'll give ye as many coins as what you can roll up here!''"
*"''Now off with ye! Back to the start! And don't bother Captain Goomba unless you've got proper tribute!''"
*"''So have ye hauled in 50 coins? That's the going price for me most prized possession! Seems ye have...''"

==[[Captain Shy Guy (Mario Party 8)|Captain Shy Guy]]==
*"''Ugh! My aching...everything! Oh-oh. Citizen watching. Must...save face! Must...be bold! HELLO CITIZEN! Captain Shy Guy is on the scene! I'm here to boldly take you to... Shy Guy's Space Buffet!''"

==[[Dolphin]]s==
*"''Want to ride the Dolphin Shuttle? Travel (number) spaces for (number) coins right now!''"
*"''Here we go! Hang on!''"
*"''We've reached your stop! Good luck!''"
*"''Sorry! You need (number) coins to ride this Dolphin Shuttle.''"
*"''Psst! Hey, you! I know of an ancient isle full of riches that outshine crusty Captain Goomba's. Hop on!''"
*"''And we're off!''"
*"''One thing I should mention... You're stepping onto sacred ground! Okay, have fun!''"

==[[Goomba idols]]==
*"''Wha--? Who's there? Who DARES disturb our slumber! The gods need their beauty sleep!''"
*"''Well, now that you're here, what should we do with you...? Ah, just take this and leave!''"
*"''Now we BANISH you!!! BEGONE!!!''"

==[[Holly Koopa]]==

===Shy Guy's Perplex Express===
*''"Yoo-hoo! I've got money to burn. Can I buy your {{color|green|(Candy)}}? I'll give you {{color|green|(number) coins}}! So, what do you say?"''
*''"Pardon me! I want Candy. And I'm exceedingly wealthy. Too bad you don't have any..."''

====Star Battle Arena====
*''"Yoohoo! You want to meet me, right? RIGHT?! Then get me {{color|green|50 coins}}!"''
*''"Oh, you've come to meet me, the sweet Holly Koopa? Well, money talks and I don't hear {{color|green|50 coins}} yet."''
*''"Well, check you out! Are you my biggest fan? For {{color|green|50 coins}} you are! You're a {{color|yellow|Star}} in my book!"''

==[[King Boo]]==

===King Boo's Haunted Hideaway===
*"''Right here, fools! Right under your noses! Now bring me my {{color|green|10 coins}}!!''"
*"''Hehehe! You found me!"''
*''"Now, how about my {{color|green|10 coins}}? Fork 'em over. I've got that {{color|yellow|Star}} right here...''"
*"''Will you trade {{color|green|10 coins}} for my {{color|yellow|Star}}?''"
**"''Oh!? So be it!''" (No)
**"''Hehehe, here's your {{color|yellow|Star}}!''" (Yes)
*"''Think you're so smart? You've taken a {{color|yellow|Star}}. But now I awaken...the bizarre!''"
*"''Bah! You don't have enough {{color|green| coins}}! King Boo says boo to you! And good-bye!!!''"

====Star Battle Arena====
*''"Too bad it won't be so easy to find me for your second {{color|yellow|Star}}, hehehe..."''
*"''Horrifying! You got 2 {{color|yellow|Stars}}! I'll never live this down! I'll just slip away quietly...''"

==[[Koopa Troopa]]s==
*"''Hop in! I'm heading straight to a Hotel!''"
*"''Hey! I know a place in town where the streets are paved with gold! Hop in! I'll take you there!''"
*"''Buckle up! Hang on to your grandmas! Here we go!!!''"
*"''Woo-hoo! That almost shucked me clean outta my shell! Good driving, eh?!''"
*"''Whoa! I got the curiosity for velocity! Here I go again! Bye!''"
*"''Welcome, {{color|green|(Character)}}!''"
*"''This {{color|green|Hotel}} could be yours for an investment of only {{color|green|(number) coin(s)}}! Want to invest?''"
*"''The owner of this {{color|green|Hotel}} is now {{color|green|(Character)}}!''"
*"''The total investment in this Hotel has reached {{color|green|20 coins}}! We can build up this Hotel!''"
*"''The total investment in this Hotel has reached {{color|green|50 coins}}! We can build up this Hotel!''"
*"''The total investment in this Hotel has fallen to {{color|green|(number) coin(s)}}! The Hotel must be downsized!''"
*"''You have no {{color|green|coins}} at the moment...''"
*"''Good news! You still own this {{color|green|Hotel}}! Bad news...you have no {{color|green|coins}} to invest in your building.''"
*"''DK's going to help you muscle in on the action here! He's invested {{color|green|coins}} in this Hotel on your behalf!''"
*"''Rich confections, right here! Want some tycoon treats?''"
*"''You want to take over this town? {{color|cyan|Sweet Deals}} can help you do it! We've got the corner on {{color|green|Candy}}!''"
*"''Exceptional savings! We're having a {{color|red|Big Bargain Sale}}! This {{color|green|Candy}} is very cheap!''"
*"''Please choose the {{color|green|Candy}} you want.''"
*"''Would you like to buy some {{color|green|(Candy)}}?''"
*"''Many thanks! See you soon!''"
*"''Keep on walking! You need more {{color|green|coins}} to indulge your sweet tooth for {{color|green|Candy}}!''"
*"''It's the last turn. We've closed up our {{color|green|Candy}} shop. We'll sell more in the next game!''"
*"''I just dug this sucker up. Want it? Sure you do!''"
*"''Hey, sharpshooter! Got skill? Got a face? You can win big at Koopa Darts!''"
*"''Here's how it works. I spin a wheel. You lob a dart. Hit your face to get {{color|green|10 coins}}!''"
*"''Let's spin the {{color|green|Dart Wheel}}!''"
*"''Congratulations! You win {{color|green|10 coins}}!''"
*"''Nice shot! That means you get {{color|green|(number) coins}} for the next shot.''"

==[[Luigi]]==
*"''Mario Party 8! Whee!''"
*"''Yeah! Luigi wins!''"
*"''We're the winners! Wahoo!''"
*"''Oh... Luigi win? I won!''"
*"''Come on, let's-a-go!''"
*"''Look out!''"
*"''Oh, boooo!''"
*"''Yes! Luigi won!''"
*"''I'm ready!''" (Start of turn; Also says this in [[Mario Party 9]])
*"''Ow!''" (Surprised; Also says this in [[Mario Party 9]])
*"''Yeah! We all Superstar!''"
*"''Yes! I'm a Superstar!''"
*"''Oh, mamma mia!''"
*"''Ouch!''" (Hurt)
*"''No!''"
*"''Oh, yeah!''"
*"''No ho ho ho! (cries)''"
*"''AAAAAAHHH OOOWWW!!!''" (Blown away)
*"''Yes!''" (Normal; Also says this in [[Mario Party 9]])
*"''Wowie wowie!''" (Transforming)
*"''Huh?''"
*"''Wah?''"

==[[Magikoopa]]==

===Shy Guy's Perplex Express===
*"''Let me use my magic to make this all a little more interesting!''"
*"''Magikoopa magic! Turn the train spastic! Make this ticket tragic!''" - PAL version; "spastic" is replaced by "erratic" in later copies of the game

===Bowser's Warped Orbit===
*"''Chaos is scrumptious! So I'm gonna mix up everyone's {{color|green|Candy}}!!''"
*"''Here I go! Whirl and swirl...''"
*"''Let chaos unfurl! Yeah! Take that!!!''"

==[[Mario]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''Let's-a go!''"
*"''Come on!''" (Standard taunt)
*"''Oh, no.''" (Disappointed)
*"''Boo!''" ("Boo" taunt)
*"''Okey dokey!''" (Start of turn)
*"''Yah-hah! I got a star!''" (Getting a star)
*"''Yah-hah! I'm the winner!''" (Winning a minigame mode)
*"''Hoo-hoo! Mario's the winner!''" (Winning a minigame)
*"''Woo-hoo! We're the winners!''" (Winning a team-based minigame mode)
*"''I'm-a the Superstar!''" (Winning Battle Royale)
*"''We the Superstars!''" (Winning Tag Battle)
*"''I'm-a gonna win!''" (Beginning Star Battle Arena)
*"''Oh no, hohoho! (cries)''" (if he lost a battle on Duel Battle or [[Star Battle Arena]] after another opponent won.)
*"''Ow!''" (Hurt)
*"''Yahoo!''"
*"''Oh!''" (Surprised)
*"''AAAAHH HA HA HOWW!!!''" (Blown away)
*"''Wooooow!''" (Transforming from Candy)
*"''Wah-ha!''" (Normal)
*"''Huh?''"

==[[MC Ballyhoo & Big Top|MC Ballyhoo]]==
===Game's opening===
*"''Welcome to the [[Star Carnival]]!!''"
*"''What's our main attraction? You, of course! Get ready to party like never before! We've got it all! [[Minigame]]s to make you move! [[Board (Mario Party series)|Boards]] that make your party groove! So come one and come all! What fun we'll have! Clashes! Crashes! Brawls! Falls! Who am I, you ask? I'm your master of catastrophe,  MC Ballyhoo, at your service! And, of course, I don't run this show solo. Two heads are better than one. Meet my friend - [[MC Ballyhoo & Big Top|Big Top]]."

===Voice clips===
*"''Ha-ha-ha!''"
*"''Ha ha!''"
*"''Ho ho!''"
*"''Whoa!''"
*"''Ohh!''"
*"''Hello!''"
*"''Howdy!''"
*"''See ya!''"
*"''Good luck!''"
*"''Am I right?''"

===Party Tent===

====Tutorial board====
=====Basic Rules=====
*"''Learning how the game moves along is a great first step. So here are the Battle Royale basics!''"
*"''In this match, four players compete to be named the Superstar. How? By grabbing the most Stars!''"
*"''Learning how the game moves along for duos will help your team out! So here are the Tag Battle basics!''"
*"''In a Tag Battle, two duos compete to be named the Superstar team. How? Each tries to get the most stars!''"
*"''Every turn, each player travels by first smacking a Dice Block, then moving the shown number of spaces.''"
*"''Different spaces have very different effects! Fortune! Or disaster! Anything goes!''"
*"''After all four players have moved, everyone plays a minigame for coins! Coins equal power, so fight hard!''"
*"''And that's the game flow! One turn. Players move. Minigame! And then the next turn starts.''"
*"''The game continues until all turns are over. You can choose how long the game is before you start.''"
*"''Whoever gets the most Stars wins! (Turn on the [[Bonus Stars]] option for last-minute surprises!)''"
*"''The two members of each team will run around separately, but their Stars are added together!''"

=====About Spaces=====
*"''Oh-ho! Good thinking! Know your board spaces and you can blow your rivals away!''"
*"''This is a [[Blue Space]]. Land on one to get a little pocket change. You'll get 3 coins.''"
*"''This is a [[Red Space]]. Try not to land on one. You'll lose 3 coins!''"
*"''Now here's a big mystery! The [[Green Space]]! Land on one to unleash a special event!''"
*"''What will happen? Oh, you'll learn! The surprise varies by board and exact location!''"
*"''Now this is a [[DK Space]]. Land on it and [[Donkey Kong]] will show up and do something good for you!''"
*"''But then all DK Spaces will turn into [[Bowser Space]]s!''"
*"''Which is bad luck for the next one to stop on such spots! [[Bowser]] only brings misfortune!''"
*"''Good luck for the player who stops on those spots after that, however! It goes back to being a DK space!''"
*"''Here's a great spot to land on! The [[Lucky Space]]! It sends you down a secret path!''"
*"''Land on the Lucky Space if you can! You'll soon find yourself wealthy! And probably find a secret Star!''"
*"''How can you try to land on a certain space? Isn't it up to pure luck of the Dice Block? Read up on Candy!''"

=====About Stars=====
*"''It's key to know how to find Stars. Whoever/Whichever team has the most at game's end/when the game ends is the ultimate victor/is the victor.''"
*"''To get Stars, you gotta reach 'em. That means reaching a Star Area. Once there, you can get its Star.''"
*"''Usually, it requires trading 20 coins for the Star. But not always...''"
*"''On some boards, the number of coins you'll need may differ.''"
*"''On other boards, you may need to do something different than trading. Buying hotels, for instance!''"
*"''Each board has its own variation on Star hunting, so listen up at the start of the match to learn more!''"
*"''So remember to work together! You both want to collect as many Stars as possible to win the team title!''"

=====About [[Bonus Stars]]=====
*"''It's not over 'til it's over!! That's where Bonus Stars come in.''"
*"''A Battle Royale game/Tag Battle ends when the last turn is over. But the winner/winning team is far from decided...''"
*"''That is, if you have the Bonus option on! If you do, you'll see Bonus Stars awarded!''"
*"''There are six kinds of Bonus Stars in all. Let's run down the list!''"
*"''The Minigame Star goes to the player who/team that wins the most coins in minigames.''"
*"''The Running Star goes to the player who/team that travels the farthest.''"
*"''The Shopping Star is for the player who/team that spends the most coins in shops.''"
*"''The Candy Star is awarded to the player who/team that eats the most Candy.''"
*"''The Red Star goes to the player who/team that lands on the most Red Spaces.''"
*"''The Green Star is given to the player who/team that lands on the most Green Spaces.''"
*"''Only three Bonus Stars are awarded each game. Which ones? It's random! You never know who'll get ahead!''"

=====About Status=====
*"''You want to study your foes! Very smart! Use the Status Panel to spy on 'em!''"
*"''You want to study the other team! That's thinking ahead! Use the Status Panel to spy on 'em!''"
*"''You can use the panel to check out your/your team's status, of course! On your turn, yours appears/is on the left.''"
*"''The Status Panel has the dirt on everyone. Who's/Which team is in first and last. Coins. Candy. All the goods!''"
*"''You'll see your rivals' status on the right during your turn. Check them out before you move!''"
*"''During your turn, you can check out the status of the other team on the right side of the screen.''"
*"''All of the other players' panels are stacked in the turn order. Who's going when is good spy info!''"
*"''The player who went just before you is at the bottom of the stack. After you move, you'll go there too!''"
*"''Making a great move isn't just about punching the Dice Block and moving. Keep tabs on everyone's status too!''"
*"''Keep tabs on each team's status! Making a great move isn't just about punching the Dice Block and moving.''"
*"''Now hear's a team-based twist! In Tag Battle, a team's Stars, Candy, and coins are shown in the game!''"
*"''In a Tag Battle, you share all your stuff! It all goes in and out of the stash. Use shared items wisely!''"

=====About Minigames=====
*"''Let's talk about the minigames you'll play as you move through the game.''"
*"''After you and the others have moved, you'll all play a minigame.''"
*"''After you and the others have moved, you'll all play a minigame. Maybe in Tag teams. Maybe out for yourself! ''"
*"''It's determined by what spaces you're all standing on at the time!''"
*"''Keep an eye on each player's Status Panel after their move ends. Its color shows the spot they're on.''"
*"''Blue Space... the panel turns blue. Red Space... it turns red.''"
*"''Green Spaces and Lucky Spaces? Well, that's a little different. The panel could turn red or blue.''"
*"''Now, what happens when? You'll all compete in a 4-player minigame if you all stopped on the same color!''"
*"''The winner gets all the coins! The others are denied! So do your best to get ahead!''"
*"''A 2-Vs.-2 minigame happens when two players are on Red Spaces and the other two are on Blue Spaces.''"
*"''If you and your teammate win, or if just one of you survives, you'll both get coins.''"
*"''If three players land on a Red Space and one lands on a Blue Space... ...or if three land on a Blue Space and one lands on a Red Space, you'll play a 1-Vs.-3 minigame.''"
*"''But how this plays out in a Tag Battle is very different than in a Battle Royale.''"
*"''First, your team's Status Panel stays the color of your team, not on the space you ended on.''"
*"''Regardless of the space you landed on,  you'll play a 4-player minigame... ....or you'll play a 2-Vs.-2 minigame.''"
*"''That means... there aren't any 1-Vs.-3 minigames in a Tag Battle!''"
*"''You'll also discover other kinds of minigames...''"
*"''Battle Minigames require all players to cough up coins. The first-place winner takes most of them!''"
*"''Finally, there are Duel Minigames! Eat Duelo Candy to fight one player! A great trick for taking coins!''"

=====About Candy=====
*"''Good choice! You're no sucker! Smart players don't rely on luck. They change their fate with [[Candy (Mario Party 8)|Candy]]!''"
*"''Eat Candy before you hit your [[Dice Block]] to trigger one of many effects!''"
*"''If you can get Candy first, that is. Not just any Candy! You'll want the right piece at the right time!''"
*"''When you eat Candy, you may transform and gain temporary powers!''"
*"''If you transform and cross the paths of rivals, you can give them quite a shock! And always to your benefit!''"
*"''If you instead eat Candy that messes with Dice Blocks, you can go fewer spaces, or travel much farther!''"
*"''And some Candy lets you instantly trigger an event on the board! Powerful stuff!''"
*"''So that's what it can do. How to get it? Two ways...''"
*"''You can buy Candy at a store. Each time you stop at one, it'll sell a new batch. So shop often!''"
*"''You'll also get candy by finding it around the board. You never know what you'll get, but it's free!''"
*"''When should you eat Candy? When should you save it? Good questions! You can hold only 3 pieces!''"
*"''Each team shares a 5-piece stash. Which to use? Which to save? Work it out with your partner!''"

====Pre-game====
*"''Hungry [[Piranha Plant]]s! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off to danger! You'll tangle with all that and more in [[DK's Treetop Temple]]!''"
*"''Treasure on the far isle! [[Pirate Goomba|Pirates]] on the prowl! Blasting [[cannon]]s! It's time to run the gauntlet in [[Goomba's Booty Boardwalk]]!''"
*"''[[King Boo|One mischievous monarch]]! Two terrifying pitfalls! And a billion ways to go mad! You'll find it all behind that door! Deranging! Rearranging! It's [[King Boo's Haunted Hideaway]]!''"
*"''Who's at the wheel?! How long is this train?! Are you ahead...or behind?! Welcome aboard the [[Shy Guy's Perplex Express|Perplex Express]]! Where are we going? Insane! And at the speed of crazy!''"
*"''Crueler than pirates! Scarier than ghosts! Riskier than a runaway train! In [[Koopa's Tycoon Town]], you'll play an unbelievably dangerous game! Real estate! Dominate the town!''"
*"''Beyond [[Space|space]]! Beyond time! And beyond decency! We're in the blackest hole of all. [[Bowser's Warped Orbit]]! It's seriously sick and twisted!''"
*"''Want to hear a few secrets about this board?''"
*"''Observe yonder Star! Be the first to reach the Star Space with 20 coins to pocket that prize!''"
*"''The Star Space will then move to a new spot. Maybe closer to you! Or farther! Who can say?!''"
*"''Now witness a legendary jungle contraption: the DK Barrel Cannon!''"
*"''If you pay 5 coins, it'll blast you across the board! Where exactly? Who knows?!''"
*"''And anytime you find Candy lying around, snatch it up! If you can't find some...''"
*"''Head to the nearest Candy Shop and load up on the sweet stuff! What's all the hubbub about Candy?''"
*"''You can gulp a piece at the start of your turn to mess with competitors! And to change your fate!''"
*"''The breezy boardwalk behind me goes straight to a pirate island. Get there as fast as you can!''"
*"''Captain Goomba awaits you there. He'll give you a free Star every time you reach him!''"
*"''Good thing Dolphin Shuttles are standing by! They'll help you get down to the end faster!''"
*"''So spend away, competitors! Shell out coins for rides and Candy to make the run again and again!''"
*"''Come close, folks! The walls have ears! The stairs are staring! The whole manor has no manners!''"
*"''But don't panic! Keeping your head is key to the Haunted Hideaway, where you must locate King Boo!''"
*"''The manor is a maze where you can't scan ahead to find the correct path! That true path leads to King Boo.''"
*"''Most of the other paths...well... those dead-end in pitfall rooms!''"
*"''Take the correct turns and you'll stumble upon King Boo's den! He'll give up a Star for 10 coins!''"
*"''Then King Boo will boot you all out! You'll restart your Star hunt here, but all the rooms will be shuffled!''"
*"''So many cars! So much luxury! But what looks like such a straight run to the front locomotive... is actually a disorienting trip!''"
*"''And if you somehow reach Shy Guy, he'll give you a Star for 20 coins!''"
*"''To win the day in Tycoon Town, you'll seize Stars by investing your coins in the Hotels behind us.''"
*"''When you pass a Hotel, you can pour coins into the place by giving your cash to the Koopa Bellboy!''"
*"''Whoever has invested the most coins in a Hotel becomes its owner. And the owner gets its Star!''"
*"''Here's when it gets brutal. Real estate is competitive! You can STEAL a Hotel!!''"
*"''To steal a Hotel, stuff more coins into the place than anyone else has. Then you're the new owner!''"
*"''Here's the second twist! If your cash plus everyone else's adds up to a certain amount...''"
*"''That hotel will grow! A 1-Star Hotel will turn into a 2-Star Hotel. But who benefits? Only the owner!''"
*"''That's how you get Stars here! The truly wealthy make 3-Star Hotels and block steals with 100 coins!''"
*"''We're in Bowser territory now. And you'll play by HIS rules. So you'll start with 5 Stars...''"
*"''There are no star spaces in Bowser's territory, so each team starts with 10 Stars.''"
*"''Then earn more the Bowser way: Stealing! Steamrolling! Savagery! You'll need two kinds of Candy... Bowser Candy and Bullet Candy!''"
*"''Chow down on these to steal Stars from each player you pass!''"
*"''Bowser Candy lets you smack 2 Dice Blocks, and you'll steal 2 Stars from each victim!''"
*"''Bullet Candy lets you blast farther! You'll get 3 Dice Blocks, but steal only 1 Star per victim.''"
*"''Study where foes are before chowing! Which will steal you more Stars? A short rampage? Or a long snipe?''"
*"''Let's see who goes first! Smack the dice block! Punch with your Wii remote!''"
*"''It's decided! (Character) is first! (Character) is second! (Character) is third! (Character) is last!''"
*"''Here's a gift to get you going. Make the most of these 10 coins!''"
*"''Where's the star? Way, way out there! At the end of the boardwalk!''"
*"''Now everybody, this is where you're all headed this time!''"
*"''Now it's time to start this party! Let the games begin!''"

====In-game====
*"''Oh, but first...is your wrist strap on tight? Make sure it is!''"

=====Star Space=====
*"''On to the race to the [[Star Space]]! Where can it be? I'm crazed with anticipation!''"
*"''(Character) reached the star! Victory is within reach!''"
*"''Will you trade 20 [[coin]]s for a [[star]]?''"
*"''Really?! You don't need a Star? Inconceivable! Imponderable! I hope you don't regret this...''" (selecting no)
*"''Too bad! You can't carry any more Stars! If only you weren't so successful all the time!''" (if the player has 99 stars, impossible without hacking)
*"''Where will the next Star be? The suspense is too much to bear! I think I see it!''"
*"''Behold, the next Star! Collect 20 coins and get there first!''"

=====DK's Treetop Temple=====
*"''Feeding time! The [[Piranha Plant]] snacked on 10 coins!''"
*"''Great Fuzzy Fast Track! DK will hurl you to a Star Space! Today's your lucky day!''"
*"''One more moment, please! Trechery is afoot! DK Spaces are now Bowser Spaces!''"

=====Goomba's Booty Boardwalk=====

=====King Boo's Haunted Hideaway=====
*"''Mirror, mirror, in the hall! Who's the unfairest of us all? No answer...?''"

===Shy Guy's Perplex Express===
*"''Foul deed! Magic meddling! The car {{color|green|positions}} have changed!''"
*"''Who pulled the lucky-break cord?! {{color|green|DK}} is here! He's got a free {{color|yellow|Star}} for someone!''"

=====Star Battle Arena=====
*"''Huzzah! {{color|green|DK}} has taken charge of the train! Be the first to reach him and you'll make a big profit!''"
*"''How lucky for {{color|green|(Character)}}! Bumping into {{color|green|Donkey Kong}} is like striking gold on this train!''"
*"''Very nicely done, {{color|green|Character}}! And it's all thanks to {{color|green|Donkey Kong}}. Hopefully he'll make a return trip!''"

=====Koopa's Tycoon Town=====

===Bowser's Warped Orbit===
*"''You're all be moving in the reverse direction now!''"
*"''It's Donkey Kong! He beamed in just for you! He's broadcasting in {{color|green|Star-O-Vision}}!''"
*"''Thanks, {{color|green|Donkey Kong}}!! See ya around the cosmos!''"

=====Star Battle Arena=====
*"''Hey, check out {{color|green|Donkey Kong}}! He's giving away {{color|green|Candy}}!!''"

=====Battle Minigame=====
*"''It's time for a Battle Minigame!''"
*"''Everyone toss in (number) coins!''"
*"''You'll be playing for (number) coins! Now which one will it be?''"
*"''Only (number) coins? Some of you cheaped out!''"
*"''[[King Boo]]'s used his makeover mojo to alter the manor...and the path to the star! Here we go again!''"
*"''Now, which minigame will decide who gets all these coins?''"
*"''Okay, bring your best game! A pile of (number) coins is at stake!''"
*"''We have a victor! I'll dole out coins based on the result!''"

=====[[Last Five Turns Event|Chump Charity]] =====
*"''YES! Hold the show! We've only got 5 turns left!''"
*"''Let's look at the standings!''"
*"''Now we head into the final five! Anything could happen! Especially since it's time for...''"
*"''Can losers become winners? Let's find out!''"
*"''Now let's give you all a run for your money!''"
*"''I'll plop [[coin bag]]s onto red spaces and 1 coin onto all other spaces!''"
*"''Anything can happen during these final 5 turns!''"
*"''That shook things up!''"

=====Results=====
*"''Welcome to the finale! Hope that you all had a blast!''"
*"''I'm delighted to see that you all made it here in one piece!''"
*"''Well said, hat! Whadda bud, always covering me! Yes! Let's get to those results!''"
*"''Yes, we can't name the winner yet! We need to find out who gets Bonus Stars!''"
*"''You may have chased Stars earlier! But these Bonus Stars come to you! Each counts toward your Star total!''"
*"''What kind of Bonus Star will be the first to appear?''"
*"''Now for the second Bonus Star. What kind will it be?!''"
*"''And now for the last Bonus Star! The final Bonus Star is...''"
*"''That's the last of the Bonus Stars!''"
*"''And now we finally name the winner!''"
*"''The ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!''"
*"''The ultimate victor is... it's (first character) and (second character), a.k.a., (team name)!''"
*"''Spit it out! Whoa, I getcha! It's a tie! Equal Stars and coins!''"
*"''Well then! There's only one solution! Bring on the [[Dice Block]]s!''"
*"''The player who bashes out the highest number wins! 'Nuff said! Hit those blocks!''"
*"''Okay! One more time! And the ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!''"

====Duel Battle====
=====Challenge space=====
*"''Challenge Minigame for (character)!''"
*"''Well done, (character)! You clobbered that challenge! Now throw a dart!''"
*"''Too bad! You failed the challenge! So no dart toss for you, (character)!''"
*"''Take the challenge another time!''"

=====Special Bonus=====
*"''What a fierce competition! I'm impressed!''"
*"''Let's check the standings!''"
*"''Well, look at this! Looks like (character) is the likely winner!''"
*"''The way things are going, (character) is sure to lose!''"
*"''So let's give (character) a boost! You all want a good fight, right? Let's see if this evens the odds!''"
*"''So, (character), take on the Dart Wheel to get your present!''"
*"''And there it is!''"
*"''(Character) gets a nice piece of (candy)!''"
*"''A little help can go a long way!''"
*"''Now let's see you all do your best!''"

=====Post-game=====
*"''The jungle spectacular is over! We have a winner! (Character) got a second star!''"
*"''Well, shiver me timbers! We have a winner!''"
*"''That's right, folks, this duel belongs to (character)! Congratulations!''"
*"''Thanks for playing! Please come again!''"

===Star Battle Arena===
*"''A little help can go a long way!''"
*"''Now, let's see you all do your best!''"
*"''Wait! Please stop the duel! You've gone 30 turns with no winner! I'm amazed at your endurance...''"
*"''But really, you must stop! This may go on for years! Let's settle this another time!''"
*"''Try again?''"
*"''Progress saved up to this point. You can resume your quest to become the Superstar at a later time.''" (if the losing player selects "No".)
*"''Oh, didn't work out, hmmm? Well, better luck next time!''" (if the losing player selects "Yes".)
*"''Now that was the best Star Battle that I've ever seen! What a finish!''"
*"''Thanks to some super moves, (character) has won back the Star Rod!''"
*"''Now that's a real Superstar! Who can doubt that (character) is worthy of the [[Star Rod (Mario Party 8)|Star Rod]]!''"
*"''Let's announce it once and for all! Who wins this Star Rod? And a year's supply of [[Candy (Mario Party 8)|Candy]]?''"
*"''It's (character)! Let's hear it for our Superstar! My hat's off to you!!!''"

===Post-game===
*"''Hope you had fun! Here, take a/(number) [[Carnival Card]](s)!''"
*"''You can trade your Carnival Cards for fun items at the [[Fun Bazaar]]!''"

===Minigame Tent===
====Crown Showdown====
*"''That wraps up Crown Showdown!''"
*"''How can this be?''"
*"''We've got multiple players in first place!''"
*"''So we'll decide who reigns supreme by hitting the [[Dice Block]]s.''"
*"''Highest number wins! Okay, bash these blocks!''"
*"''A-ha! The match has been decided!''"
*"''This showdown's winner?''"
*"''All hail (character)!''"

====Flip-Out Frenzy====
*"''Not quite yet, hat! Let's smash this game into overtime!''"
====[[Test for the Best]]====
*"''Ugh! Not a single point? This balloon is staying put. No points, no lift!''"
*"''Not a single point? Then stay right where you are.''"

==Minigame Announcer==
*"''Start!''"
*"''Go!''"
*"''Finish!''"
*"''New Record!''"
*"''Tie!''"
*"''Draw!''" (Japanese version only)
*"''Battle (number)!''"

==[[Mowz]]==

====King Boo's Haunted Hideaway====
*"''Welcome to Pickpocket Pinball! It's easy to steal from opponents! Aim the ball at the kind of thing you want to steal! Go for it!''"
*"''Whee! You did it!''"
*"''Now let's go steal the (item) right out from under (character)'s nose!''"
*"''Now let's go steal the (item) from (character)! Hey! No way!''"
*"''No (item)?! Erk! Tilt! Bad luck! Who's been robbed now?!''"
*"''What! You squeaked! Missed completely! Better luck next time!''"

====Shy Guy's Perplex Express====
*"''No, I won't squeak! Well...okay. You got me. Didn't want this Candy anyway.''" - in [[Shy Guy's Perplex Express]]

==[[Pianta]]s==
*"''I've got a boatload of new Candy. Care to sweeten up your stroll?''"
*"''A warm welcome to my Candy Craft! No junk here! I sell only Candy that's filled with juicy tricks!''"
*"''Yum! (Candy)! That's your choice?''"
*"''Enjoy! Please come again!''"
*"''Oh! Oh! Um, no... Thought I felt a tug... Maybe just my tummy rumbling?''"
*"''Wait! Wait! It looks like I really DO have delectable snackage on the line!!!''"
*"''Ugh! That's no yummy fish! I'll spoil my dinner if I eat that! You take it.''"
*"''Oh. You can't carry any more Candies? Then I'll keep it to myself.''"

==[[Princess Daisy]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''We're all superstars! *blows kiss*''"
*"''That's right! *blows kiss*''"
*"''Here comes Daisy!''"
*"''I'm the winner!''"
*"''We're the winners! *blows kiss*''"
*"''Got it!''" (Also says this in [[Mario Party 9]])''
*"''Booooooo!''"
*"''Cool!''"
*"''Sweet!''"
*"''Neat-o!''"
*"''You know it!''"
*"''Awww...*gasps*''"
*"''I am the winner! *blows kiss*''"
*"''I'm a Superstar! *blows kiss*''"
*"''Ugh...*gasps*''"
*"''Whoa whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-YOW!''" (Blown away)

==[[Princess Peach]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''I'm ready!''"
*"''(sings) I am the princess!''"
*"''Yes!''" (Normal)
*"''Oh, peachy!''" (Getting a star)
*"''Go Peach! (grunts)''" (Winning a minigame)
*"''We're the winners!''"
*"''Oh, terrible.''" (Disappointed)
*"''Excellent.''"
*"''Okay!''" (Start of turn)
*"''I'm a Superstar!''" (Winning Battle Royale)
*"''We're all Superstars!''" (Winning Tag Battle)
*"''I did it!''"
*"''Boooo!''"
*"''No...noooo!''" (Blown away)
*"''Oh no!''"
*"''Oh, no...oh...''"

==[[Red Boo]]s==
*"''Hehehe...manor getting to you yet? Candy might help. Want some?''"
*"''Having a hard time making your way through the master's manor? Our Candlelit Candy can help!''"
*"''Lucky you! The spirit of savings is in the air! We're having a cheapo Big Bargain Sale on this Candy!''"
*"''Thanks. And good luck! You'll need it.''"
*"''No Candy for you! You need more coins! Come back when ya have some!''"
*"''This is the last turn, so we've stopped selling Candy! Come back in the next game.''"

==[[Shy Guy]]s==
*"''Want some Candy to keep your travels on track?''"
*"''Just chugging along? {{color|cyan|Chew-Chew Concessions}} can help!''"
*"''What's more, we're currently having a Big Bargain Sale! The Candy you see here is quite a deal!''"
*"''Good choice. You want {{color|green|(Candy)}}?''"
*"''Bon appetit! And come again!''"
*"''We've pulled into the last turn. That means we've closed up shop. We'll have more Candy next game.''"
*"''Ack! Cough! Smoke...in eyes! Can you please take a peek up the exhaust vent?''"
*"''Ack! Cough! Hack! I think my vent is broken...''"
*"''Congratulations! You made it all the way here! Let me give you a Star!''" - when the player reaches the Shy Guy at the end of the path, after landing on the [[Lucky Space]]

==[[Shy Guy]] Engineer==
*"''You've arrived in the nick of time! I'm in control of this train...at least for now!''"
*"''Congratulations! You've made it all the way here! Oh, no! Plans derailed! I wanted to trade you a Star. But you don't have enough coins. Better be on your way then...''"
*"''Pardon me, (character)! May I have a moment of your time?''"
*"''Er...well...Gosh, I hate to break bad news...You see...There's been an incident. [[Holly Koopa]]'s Candy was stolen.''"
*"''Thanks for your help. Our train's reputation could have been ruined! Here's your reward.''"
*"''Now arriving at...Payday Waystation!''" - when the player lands on the [[Lucky Space]]

====Star Battle Arena====
*"''Need to impress a celeb? You'll need much more cash to sparkle for the glitterati!''"
*"''I'm glad to help a Holly Koopa fan!! I'd say howdy myself. But I'm a guy that's too...um, you know the rest.''"

==[[Spear Guy]]s==
*"''I've got a fresh batch of Candy! Buy some for your jungle journey?''"
*"''My Candy Canteen sells the best in sweet revenge! Stock up!''"
*"''We're having a Big Bargain Sale! This Candy is crazy cheap!''"
*"''You have too much Candy! Wanna throw some away?''"
*"''You gotta make a sweet trade to pass through here! Lemme spear that from ya!''"
*"''Hope you think this is a sweet deal for your (Candy). Take it!''"

==[[Toad]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''Good choice!''" (Also says this in ''[[Mario Party 9]]'')
*"''Toad, won!''"
*"''We're the winners!''"
*"''I'm the best!''"
*"''Hey!''"
*"''Yay! I won!''"
*"''Yahoo!''"
*"''Yeah!''"
*"''I'm the best!''"
*"''I'm the Superstar!''"
*"''We're all Superstars!''"
*"''Nyaa!''" ''*blows raspberry*''
*"''Oh, no!''"
*"''Rats!''"
*"''Yeowsers!''"

==[[Toadette]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''Toadette's the winner!''" (Winning a Minigame)
*"''We're the winners!''"
*"''Yippeeeeee! Yeah!''" (Getting a star)
*"''YOWSEEEERS!!!''" (Blown away)
*"''Yeah!''" (Start of turn)
*"''Yeah! I did it!''" (Winning Minigame Mode)
*"''I'm a Superstar!''" (Winning Battle Royale)
*"''We're all Superstars!''" (Winning Tag Battle)
*"''Cool!''"
*"''Booooooo!''" (Boo taunt)
*"''Yeee haaa!''"
*"''Eek! Nonono!''" (Losing Duel Battle/Star Battle Arena)
*"''Whoopee!''" (Normal)
*"''Woo hoo!''" (Transforming)
*"''Wa ha ha ha!''"
*"''Ohhhhhh!''" (Disappointed)

==[[Toadies]]==
*"''You gotta crunch some Candy if you wanna be like [[Bowser]]! Buy some?''"
*"''If you want Candy, then Toadie's Tooth Decay will make your corruption complete!''"
*"''Big Bargain Sale! Right now! We're selling dirty deeds! Dirt cheap!''"
*"''Now go chew up your competitors! And come back for more!''"

==[[Waluigi]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''Mine mine MIIIIIIIINE!''" (Getting a star)
*"''Waluigi, winner!''"
*"''We're the winners!''"
*"''I'm ruined!''" (Disappointed)
*"''Waluigi number one!''" (Winning Battle Royale)
*"''Me! I won! Me!''" (Winning Tag Battle)
*"''Watch out for me!''"
*"''Wonderful!''"
*"''Yeah!''" (Start of turn)
*"''We all Superstars! Wa-hah!''"
*"''I'm a de Superstar!''"
*"''Waaaahhh!''"
*"''WAAAAAAAAAH-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAH!!!''" (Blown away)
*"''No no no no no no! (cries)''"
*"''Heh heh heh!''" (Normal)
*"''Huh?!''"

==[[Wario]]==
*"''Mario Party 8!''"
*"''Hahaha! Take that, losers!''" (Getting a star)
*"''Wario time!''" (Start of turn)
*"''*farts* Excuse me.''"
*"''Loser!''"
*"''In your face!''"
*"''Wario the winner!''" (Winning a minigame)
*"''We're the winners!''"
*"''I'm a de Superstar.''" (Winning Battle Royale)
*"''We all Superstars!''" (Winning Tag Battle)
*"''No! (cries)''"
*"''Ha ha ha!''" (Normal)
*"''Wa-hah!''"
*"''Waaaaahhhh! (cries)''"
*"''AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!''" (Blown away)
*"''Wah!''"

==[[Whomp]]==
*"''You think Whomp dumb? Whomp has fancy degree in tollbooth economics. 10 coins or go away!''"
*"''Whomp no let you through! Maybe 10 coins will make Whomp open up!''"
*"''Whomp likes way you think. Go.''"
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