Editing List of Luigi quotes

*"''Oh, yeah!''"

*"''Mama mia!''"

*"''Okey dokey!''"

*"''Let's-a go!''"

*"''Luigi time!''"

*"''Yay!''"

*"''Luigi number one!''"

*"''Watch out for-a Luigi!''"

===''[[Mario is Missing! (PC)|Mario is Missing!]]''===

*"''I'm practically a popsicle, Mario. Are we there yet?''"

*"''The Brooklyn what??? Hey lookit, there's his pad. But the walls are awfully high. Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple...''"

*"''Right, I'll watch the back door. Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers.''"

*"''Hmmm... guess he took a wrong turn in there. Hey, these walls aren't so tall when you get up close. That does it -- I'm going in!''"

*"''Ha ha, Bowser! I always suspected that underneath that macho shell, you were just a boxer turtle.''" (unused)

*"''You'll never find it now, I threw it over that wall.''" (unused)

*"''Sayonara, fly breath!''" (unused)

*"''I got the key, now Mario goes free. Bowser's sucking ice, the Koopas aren't nice.''" (unused)

*"''Yes! I never thought I'd see you again. It's a happy day, a happy day!''" (unused)

===''[[Hotel Mario]]''===

*"''I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!''"

*"''And [[Fourth wall|YOU]] gotta help us!''"

*"''Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!''"

*"''How are we gonna find the princess with the power going out?''"

*"''You bring a [[candle|light]]?''"

*"''Well, maybe a [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]] will lend us his! If we 'persuade' him.''"

*"''She's not coming down!''"

*"''Over there!''"

*"''Look! [[Wendy O. Koopa|Wendy's]] hotel!''"

*"''That's that creepy [[Bowser]]'s laugh!''"

*"''...There's [[fireball (obstacle)|fire]]!''"

*"''You're the best player ever!''"

*"''I'm-a Luigi, number one!''"

*"''Luigi is the top!''" (Japanese version)

*"''Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!''"

*"''Here we go!''"

*"''Yahoo!''"

*"''Luigi!''" (selected)

*"''Oh yeah! Who's #1 now? Luigi!''" (1st place)

*"''Hey, that's-a pretty good-a. Oh yeah!''" (2nd-4th place)

*"''Oh, well. Next time.''"

*"''All right!''"

*"''Yay for me, Luigi!''"

*"''Noooooo!''"

*"''Oh, yeah!"

*"''Here we go!''" (when doing a Rocket Start, using a Mushroom or being launched out of a cannon)

*"''Too fast!''" (when using a Mushroom)

 

====''[[Mario Kart DS]]''====

*"''Wow, nice!''"

*"''Luigi time!''"

*"''Oh yeah, Luigi!''"

*"''Luigi win! Luigi #1! Wow.''"

*"''Luigi on the red team!''"

*"''Blue team yeah!''"

*"''Oh, Luigi lose! MAMA!" (*cries*)''

*"''Ohh, Mama mia. Luigi lose!''"

*"''Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, MAMA!" (*cries*)''

*"''Ohh, Mama mia. No good... Ohh.''"

*"''Wow. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Thank You!''"

*"''Cool!''" (doing a wheelie)

*"''Oh, thank you!''"

*"''Mario Kart! Could've been Luigi!''" (alternate title screen)

*"''Luigi Kart Wii!''" (alternate title screen)

*"''Let's-a go!''" (picked on character select screen)

*"''Ohhhhh, lose again!''"

*"''Ohhhhh, oh rats!''"

*"''Oh yeah! Nice! Okey-dokey!''" (2nd-4th)

*"''Oh! Not Luigi time!''" (5th-8th)

*"''Luigi sad, so sad.''" (5th-8th)

*"''Oh! Why Luigi do that?''" (5th-8th)

*"''Luigi Kart 8!''" (alternate title screen)

*"''Luigi!''" (various quotes)

*"''All right!''" (anti-gravity trick)  

*"''First place Luigi!''" (finishes in 1st place)

*"''Luigi, #1!''" (finishes in 1st place)

*"''Oh, yeah, can't stop Luigi!''" (finishes in 1st place)

*"''Oh! I did it!''"

*"''Oh yeah! Luigi did it!''"

*"''Good job, Luigi!''" (finishes in 2nd-6th place)

*"''Oh yeah, pretty good!''" (finishes in 2nd-6th place)

*"''Oh, what happened?''" (finishes in 7th place or lower)

*"''Luigi not happy.''" (finishes in 7th place or lower)

*"''(Cries), mama!''" (finishes in 7th place or lower)

*"''Look out!''" (when entering anti-gravity mode)

*"''Here we go!''"

*"''Wheee!''"

*"''L time!''" (Trick)

*"''Up time!''" (when entering anti-gravity mode)

*"''Magic!''" (when entering anti-gravity mode)

*"''Got it!''" (Trick)

*"''Ooo, hot...''"

*"''Thanks, buddy!''"

*"''See you!''" (passing a racer)

*"''Bye bye!''" (passing a racer)

*"''Bingo!''"

*"''Super Luigi!''"

*"''Zoom zoom!''"

*"''All right!''"

*"''Owie!''"

*"''Yippee!''"

*"''Here we go!''"

*"''Yahoo!''"

*"''Yippee!''"

*"''Yahoo!''"

*"''Let's-a go.''"

*"''Let's-a go.''"

*"''Pow, pow.''"

*"''Bang bang!''"

*"''Okey dokey!! Look out... FORE!''"

*"''That's-a wonderful.''"

*"''Here we go.''"

*"''Here I am.''"

*"''Hurry up already, eh?''"

*"''Yeah! All right!''"

*"''Mamma mia!''"

*"''It's so shiny."

*"''Luigi, Luigi, oh yeah, oh yeah.''"

*"''GOOOOOOLLLF!''"

*"''Oh, dear. I've-a practiced, but nobody play with Luigi! Will you play with me?''"

*"''Oh! Tough shot!''"

*"''This is a very tense moment!''"

*"''You look ridiculous!''"

*"''Wow! Make it or break it!''"

*"''Oh, yeah! Looking good!''"

*"''Wowser, you're the best!''"

*"''You're unbelievable!''"

*"''You gotta believe!''"

*"''(Cries), I'm a loser!''"

*"''Hey, [[Mario]]! We got a letter from [[Princess Peach]]!''"

*"''I'll read it to you, OK?''"

*"''All right, let's see...''"

*"''Well, Mario, I guess you better get going.''"

*"''What a [[Peach's Castle|magnificent castle]]! I never get used to this place. It looks like lots of guests are already here.''"

*"''Say, Mario, why don't you go see Princess Peach? I'll go later. I'm thinking I'll mingle for now.''"

*"''If you press {{button|n64|A}} in front of the door up there, you can open it.''"

*"''I wonder what my brother Mario is doing right now...''"

*"''Mario! It's you! It's great to see you!''"

*"''Oh? And who are [[Goombario|you]]?''"

*"''I see. Great, just great. You're on an exciting adventure with Mario. Talk about unfair. See, someone has to look after [[Mario Bros.' House|this house]], so I can't leave. Oh well. Take care of Mario, OK?''"

*"''Good luck, Mario! You just have to save that [[Princess Peach|princess]]!''"

*"''Princess Peach, still stuck up there in the sky... C'mon, Mario! You're a hero, bro! You have to go up there to rescue her!''"

*"''I was one hot sacrifice, Bro.''"

*"''Wanna hear what happened? It's a pretty long story...''"

*"''Hey, sounds good to me! Which part of my story you wanna hear, Bro?''"

*"''You go, Bro!''"

*"''Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime.''"

*"''T-[[Toad]]?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?''"

*"''I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes [[Count Bleck|you]] for your badness!''"

*"''This looks like a job for Luigi!''"

*"''One of Count Bleck's minions must have done me in.''"

*"''You dirty little traitor!''"

*"''The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!''"

*"''BRO! I'm so glad you found me!''"

*"''Ooh, how did I end up in this stinky place?''"

*"''That's my [[Mario|bro]], always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!"''

*"''I'm my bro's bro.''"

*"''Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!''"

*"''Hey, [[Bonechill|you]]! You're the boss of all those [[Skellobit|crazy guys]] who escaped [[The Underwhere]], aren't you?!''"

*"''Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!''"

*"''SHAG?! This mustache is pure Luigi!''" (U.S. version)

*"''Pushover?! I'll show [[Dimentio|you]] who's a pushover!''" (PAL version)

*"''Thanks, bro!''"

*"''Even if <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Shadoo]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> was just a fake... I don't ever wanna fight my Bro again!''"

*"''Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!''"

*"''Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!''"

*"''Ooh, the [[Bowser|evil king]] of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!''"

*"''No one's coming to save you this time, [[Princess Peach|dearest princess]]! Have at you!''"

*"''Hey, Mr. Jumpsallthetime! NOW we'll see who's the better jumper!''"

*"''Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!''"

*"''Hey, Ms. Pink n' Frilly! Try not to get kidnapped before I defeat you! Have at you!''"

*"''Hey, Ms. Alwayskidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE!''"

*"''I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer.''"

*"''Hey there, butterball!''"

*"''Hey, King Incompetent! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!''"

*"''Looks like your [[Pure Heart]] thing got broken. I guess Pure Hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks.''"

*"''Not a funny joke, Dimentio... If I wanted to laugh, your face is inspiration enough!''"

*"''But Brobot craves his daily smash! I can't just loiter here! There's no action!''"

*"''I AM MR.L!''"

*"''Meet my new friend... [[Brobot L-type|BROBOT L-TYPE]]!''"

*"''I was just scouting him, [[Mimi|dear]]. Next time, he will be mine!''"

*"''Mario! It's-a me!''"

*"''I don't know how it happened, but some green paint fell out of the sky and repainted my [[kart]]!''"

*"''Let's-a race down [[Rainbow Road]] and save Peach!''"

*"''Okeydokey! You-a ready?''"

*"''Yes! Here we gooooo!''"

*"''Well, it sounds like you've been on quite an adventure without me, Bro!''"

*"''But at least I can help you out a little a-bit with the driving, Princess-a Peach-a here we come!''"

*"''We're getting a-close... to something.''"

*"''MAMMA MIA! It leads to a giant creepy rock in the sky!''"

*"''But we can't stop a-now! You guys have worked way too hard for me to chicken out here!''"

*"''Hold on! I'm-a gonna floor it! Hopefully we won't fall off the road. [[Lakitu]]'s not a-here to save us!''"

*"''Phew! We made it.''"

*"''You guys be-a careful in there, OK? I'll... I'll just wait here. You know. In case you need a ride back.''"

*"''Mario! Peach! [[Huey]]!''"

*"''I wasn't sure you guys were gonna make it!''"

*"''Get on the kart! We're a-getting out of here!''"

*"''Peach, you're first. Hurry!''"

*"''I think he's-a right, Bro. Trust me-I've fallen off Rainbow Road more times than I can count.''"

*"''It's a-now or never!''"

*"''Ah! Oh my God!''" (Japanese version)

*"''Yahaa! I'm the best!"''

*"''Hahaha! I'm-a got it!''"

*"''Yeah! Luigi's the winner!''"

*"''No matter how you look at it, I'm the nicest in the world!''"

*"''Since I'm so kind, the Kindness Star Stamp belongs to me - Luigi!''"

*"''Battle me, the king of kindness!''"

*"''I am the strongest one in the universe! Me!''"

*"''That's why the Strength Star Stamp should go to me!''"

*"''I'll show you my strength!''"

*"''I - Luigi - am more courageous than the rest! Just ask anyone!''"

*"''That's why the Courage Star Stamp should go to me!''"

*"''Show your courage - play with me!''"

*"''I'm the best!"

*"''Oh no! I lost! Oh!''"

*"''Yes!''"

*"''Good choice!''"

*"''Aw, I lost!''"

*"''Good choice!''"

*"''Ha ha ha, I got it.''"

*"''Yeah! I'm-a the Party Star!''"

*"''Aw, I lost!''"

*"''Good choice!''"

*"''Heh heh!''"

*"''Ha ha ha, I'm the best!"'

*"''Wow!''"

*"''Let's-a go!''"

*"''Oh yeah, Luigi like-a dat!''"

*"''Oh yeah, I'm a winner!''"

*"''Oh, well!''"

*"''Oh, no!''"

*'''Ha ha!''"

*"''Ha ha ha!''"

*"''Achoo! Oh, sorry!''"

*"''Mario Party 8! Whee!''"

*"''Come on, Let's-a go.''"

*"''Oh, yeah!''"

*"''Oh, boooo!''"

*"''Yeah!''"

*"''Yes!''"

*"''Yes! Luigi won!''"

*"''Yes! I'm a Superstar!''"

*"''I'm ready!''"

*"''Look out!''"

*"''Oh, mamma mia!''"

*"''No ho ho ho!''"

*"''We're the winners! Wahoo!''"

*"''Yeah! We all Superstars!''"

*"''Wow-ee, wow-ee!''"

*"''Oh, mama mia!''"

*"''Luigi time!''"

*"''Luigi number one!''"

*"''What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important...''"

*"''I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here.''"

*"''Hello?''" (Answering the phone)

*"''I always preferred the bottom bunk...''"

*"''Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper...''"

*"''Now that's just not my style.''"

*"''Mario?''"

*"''You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!''"

*"''It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art.''"

*"''I wonder if there are any goodies there.''"

*"''Exquisite...''"

*"''Fabulous!''"

*"''What in the world is this?''"

*"''I do it.''" (Before rescuing Mario)

*"''Mama-mia...''"

*"''Ohohohoh, Mario!''" (Laughing at Mario)

*"''Ohhh boy...''"

*"''H-h-h-hello?''"

*"''I do it!''"

*"''Here I go... *gulp*''"

*"''No, no, no. Bad [[Polterpup|doggie]]!''"

*"''Heeeey.''"

*"''Marioooo, yoohoo!''"

*"''I got it!''"

*"''I did it!''"

*"''Wowie!''" (Obtaining a gem)

*"''Y-yes, I did.''"

*"''Here [[Toad|you]] go.''"

*"''Th-thanks, [[Mario]].''"

*"''Come here, Doggie...''"

*"''M-hm.''"

*"''Ahhh, I did it.''"

*"''Yello?''" (Receiving message from [[Professor Elvin Gadd|Professor E. Gadd]])

*"''Good job!''"

*"''Thank you very much!''"

*"''Uh, ah.. ACHOOHWEEY!!''" (Sneezing at the dust after appearing at the entrance of the [[Old Clockworks]])

*"''Help help!''"

*"''Over here!''"

*"''Uh-oh.''" (Trapped)

*"''Here you go.''" (Freeing Luigi from trap)

*"''Waugh! *cough*''" (Cursed)

*"''Yoo-hoo...''" (Reviving other Luigi)

*"''Let's-a go!''" (Reviving other Luigi)

*"''Come on!''" (Reviving other Luigi)

*"''I do it!''" (Winning bonus item)

*"''Let's do it!''"

*"''Oh, yeah!''"

*"''Wowie zowie!''"

*"''Uh, bye.''"

*"''OK.''"

*"''Night, night.''"

*"''Hello?''"

*"''Oh no!''"

*"''Mario?''"

*"''M-Mario?''"

*"''Got it! Yeah! Luigi! Oh yeah!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 3rd floor)

*''"Ah ha! I did it!''" (after Gooigi gets the elevator button for the 2nd floor)

*''"Got it!''" (after getting back the elevator button for the 4th floor from mice for the second time)

*''"Yeah... Oh, bravo!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 6th floor)

*''"Oh. Ah ha!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 7th floor)

*''"I did it!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 8th floor)

*''"I'm-a star!''" (after receiving the elevator button from Morty for the 9th floor)

*''"Yes!''" (after getting back the elevator button for the 9th floor from Polterkitty)

*''"Gotcha!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 10th floor)

*''"Ah ha!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 13th floor)

*''"Oh yeah! Oh, yeah!''" (after getting the elevator button for the 14th floor)

*''"Nononononono, nice kitty-''" (when Polterkitty steals the elevator button for the 14th floor)

*''"Groovy!''" (after getting the last elevator button)

*"''Mario! Hey, bro!''" (after saving Mario as they hug each other)

*"''Bye, everybody!''" (after the post-credits cutscene)

*"''OW! My nose...''" (In an outtake)

*"''Nice catch...''" (After Daisy snatches the trophy from him)

*"''Luigi!''"

*"''Vroooommm! Luigi!''"

*"''Open! Open!''"

*"''Hey, scusi!''"

*"''Luigi!''"

*"''Vroooommm! Luigi!''"

*"''Open! Open!''"

*"''Hey, schoozy!''"

*"''Thank you! Thank you so much!''"

*"''LUIGI!!! Come on!''"

*"''No, no, no! Mamma mia!''"

*"''Let's-a go!''"

*"''Okey-dokey!''"

*"''Yes!''" (when entering a [[tower]]/[[castle]])

*"''Yahoo!''"

*"''Wahoo!''"

*"''Woohoo!''"

*"''Phew, made it.''" (when completing a [[level]])

*"''Ho ho! Secret. Shh.''" (when finding a [[Goal Pole (secret)|secret exit]])

*"''Yay for me, Luigi!''" (when completing a level in ''[[New Super Mario Bros.]]'')

*"''Ho ho! Number one!''" (when completing a level as [[Raccoon Mario|Fox Luigi]] in ''[[New Super Mario Bros. 2]]'')

*"''Yes! I'm a winner!''" (when completing a level with a boss fight)

*"''Oh, yeah!''" (when successfully completing a level in multiplayer or with a saved [[Toad (species)|Toad]], or when getting the most [[coin]]s in the credits)

*"''OW!''" (when getting squished by obstacles)

*"''Help me!''" (when shaking in a [[bubble]])

*"''Help Luigi!''" (when shaking in a bubble)

*"''Hey, you!''" (when shaking in a bubble)

*"''No...''" (when dying in a level)

*"''Oh, no...''" (Time's up)

*"''I'm-a back!''" (when using a continue)

*"''Luigi time!''" (when starting the [[Super Guide]])

*''"MAAAARIOOOOO!''"

*''"EEEEEEK!''"

*''"Eh... sorry...''"

*''"Thanks!''"

*''"Hey!''"

*''"Yeah!''" (when starting a level)

*''"It's-a me, Luigi!''" (finishing level with Mario or the second Luigi)

*''"STAR!!''" (when getting a Grand Star)

*''"Super Luigi Galaxy!''" (After unlocking Luigi)

*''"Welcome! Welcome new GALAXY!''"

*''"Thank you for playing my game!''"

 

*''"HELP!''"

*"''Help me!''" (as shown in a card of him in prison)

*"''Luigi's back! Thanks, bro!''" (being rescued by Mario)

*"''Luigi!''" (Being selected on a world map)

*"''Hup.''" (Crouching)

*"''Let's-a go!''" (Starting a level)

*"''Ya-haaa!''" (Completing a level; reused from ''[[Super Mario Galaxy]]'')

*"''Here we gooooo!''" (Starting [[Special 8-Crown]])

*"''Ha-ha! Luigi! Go, green!"'' (Being selected when loading a file)

*"''Luigi time!"'' (Being selected on character select screen)

*"''Let's-a go!"'' (Starting level)

*"''Fight time!"'' (Enemy blockade)

*"''It's about time!"'' (Starting a castle)

*"''Oh..."'' (Castle level intro)

*"''Let's-a do this!"'' (Starting a tank/train)

*"''Wheeee!"'' (Jumping on ice)

*"''Meow-reow!"'' (Collecting a Super Bell)

*"''Ho-ho!"'' (Completing a level/boss)

*"''Meow!"'' (Completing a level as Cat Luigi)

*"''Goodie! / All mine! / Ha-ha! Got it!"'' (Collecting a Green Star/Stamp)

*"''Wowie!"'' (Double Luigi)

*"''Stomping time!"'' (Mega Luigi)

*"''Oooooooh!"'' (Luigi Switch)

*"''Whaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaa!"'' (Falling into a pit)

*"''See ya!"'' (when a player exits)

*"''Oh no!''" (as Bowser escapes with the [[Sprixie Princesses|Sprixie Princess]] or losing a life after [[Time Limit|time runs out]])

*''"Hey, Bro! You saved Princess Peach, huh? So proud of ya!"''

*''"But enough of that. Get this, Bro. I came up with a new game. I call it [[Balloon World]]."''

*''"Balloon World is a game where you search for balloons hidden by people all over the world!"''

*''"Oh, you should know that if you play, your high score, nickname, and profile icon will show up in other people's games."''

*''"Hey, you wanna connect to the network and play Balloon World?"''

*''"Alright now, let's begin. First, we'll move to the starting point."''

*"''Way to go, bro. You picked a really good hiding spot."'' (when the player hides a balloon)

*"''Nice work, Bro!"'' (when the player finds a balloon)

*"''Hey... Have I seen that outfit somewhere before...? Anyway, lookin' good, Bro!"''

*"''Bro! You startled me! That outfit is kinda, ummm... How can I put this? I mean, it looks good on you! It looks good, but uhh... Yeah..."''

*"''Huh? What? Another... me?! No, wait. Is that you, Bro? Whoa, you really threw me for a loop there!"''

*"''Whoa, Bro, you're getting married?! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! Oh, you're just wearing the outfit? For, like, fun? Huh."''

*"''Bro, are you there?! I can't see you! You're scaring me! ...Are you still there? I'm just going to keep talking..."''

*"''Oh yeah!''"

*"''Here we go!''"

*"''Whew, made it!''"

*"''Heya, Big Bro! If you're having trouble with a course, use some assist parts!''"

*"''You gonna try again, Big Bro? If you're having trouble, you can press {{button|switch|minus}} to use assist parts. ...Or you can always ask me to do it for you.''"

 

*''"Luigi lose..."''

*"''It's me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!''"

*"''There's a shop out there with Luigi's name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout...''"

*"''Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!''"

*"''Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!''"

*"''Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!''"

*"''Watch out! Green machine coming through!''"

*"''Gimme a good roll! I've got my fingers crossed and everything.''"

*"''Look at my new shop! Isn't she a beaut?''"

*"''I only need one more suit... Why can't I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!''"

*"''This is the perfect time for Luigi's trademark jump! I'll just leap my way straight back to the bank!''"

*"''All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!''"

*"''Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns... I need to stop doing that!''"

*"''Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game...''"

*"''Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!''"

*"''Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!''"

*"''You're lucky I'm an easy going guy (Player's name), because that wasn't very nice!''"

*After taking a day off: "''Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!''"

*After taking a day off: "''I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?''"

*After player approaches victory: "''I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?''"

*To Player: "''Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!''"

*After purchasing a shop: "''Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!''"

*After player builds a tax office: "''Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!''"

*Responding to Mario's "''Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!''": "''You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!''"

*"''Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my [[Poltergust 3000]] with me.''" (The Ghost Ship)

*"''Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!''" (Starship Mario)

*"''These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!''" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)

*"''Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!''" (Mario Stadium)

*"''Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach’s Castle!''" (Castle Trodian)

*"''Uh-oh! I don’t have the best balance in the world... Hope I don’t fall off the board!''" (Mount Magmageddon)

*"''Vroom, Vroom! Let’s get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!''" (Mario Circuit)

*"''This place is wackadoodle! It’s turning my brain into spaghetti!''" (Good Egg Galaxy)

*"''Ah, Peach's Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!''" (Princess Peach's Castle)

*"''Now, THIS is where the real action is! It’s happening on Yoshi's Island!''" (Yoshi's Island)

*"''I'm gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!''" (Super Mario Bros.)

*"''I don't trust Bowser OR his spooky castle... I bet he's got a princess or two locked up in here!''" (Bowser's Castle)

*"''Actually, I had planned on spending the afternoon flossing my teeth.''"

*"''That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!''"

*"''A pipeline job by tonight? I can't start a job this big on an empty stomach.''"

*"''Help, Mario! I'm swimming in a sea of pipes!''"

*"''I think hunger is making me hallucinate!''"

*"''Nooo! I've been having pipe dreams about that canneloni!''"

*"''Help! I'm being devoured by vile vegetation!''"

*"''D'habitude, je suis discret! Mais cette fois... c'est moi le héros!!!''"

*"''Mais pourquoi tout le monde me méprise, hein? Je suis pourtant plus intelligent que Mario! Et puis il suffit de [[Fourth wall|lire l'histoire Level 8]] pour comprendre que j'ai aussi plus de chance que lui!''"

*"''I can't! I'm allergic to mountains!''"

*"''P-polar bear? Lunch!?''"

*"''Hey, Super Mario! Super-cook their goose!''"

*"''(*sobs*) He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew!''"

*"''Who could forget? Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain!''"

*"''C-c-crama's here in-in Koopalot? Uh, I mean, uh, Koopa's here in [[Cramalot]]? I mean, uh, shee, let's split this place!''"

*"''Me? B-b-but I can't swim across the moat! I'm, uh, gonna have a baby!''"

*"''Fellons? Yo, I never fell on nobody! I'm uh...''"

*"''Oh no! End dend! I mean, dend dead! I mean shee, we're trapped!''"

*"''Mama mia! We shoulda rented a camel with air conditioning!''"

*"''Look at that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!''"

*"''Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!''"

*"''He's too busy eating, Mario! He's your kind of horse.''"

*"''Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!''"

*"''Leapin' lasagna! This room's bigger than the Brooklyn Public Library!''"

*"''Yo, let's get cookin'!''"

*"''I th-think I liked it better when '''we''' outnumbered '''them'''!''"

*"''I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach.''"

*"''That's what I call Shower Power!''"

*"''Yo, my brother: the pasta vampire.''"

*"''Gee, that Mario. He can pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert!''"

*"''Gee. Mario gets the brainstorms, and I get the backaches!''"

*"''Let's really keep it a secret that we're agents, uhh, by stayin' here"!''

*"''Eh, it was nothin'! Danger is our business!''"

*"''Annette Funicello? Where?''"

*"''Pluggin' up pipes goes against everythin' we stand for!''"

*"''Zelda of Legend! Next the from scenes! Some me show halfwit you!''"

*"''The dungeon? I'm allergic to dungeons!''"

*"''Better make that "The more for Mario"!''"

*"''We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!''"

*"''Hey! I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!''"

*"''This place is emptier than a flushed drainpipe!''"

*"''I want my mommy!''"

*"''Diet? I heard that! I'm not the one who needs to diet!''"

*"''The Koopas are coming! The Koopas are coming!''"

*"''Let me have it, ya little snowball!''"

*"''Aww, Toad. Did'ya hafta say '''dead'''?''"

*"''How ooga bugga-mugga wa-ooga-ma!''"

*"''Ouch! Someone's standin' on my toe, and it's not me!''"

*"''Mario's mind was where it always is: on pasta.''"

*"''Relax, princess! He knows who he is! Mario's always gone ape for meatballs!''"

*"''I'm a chicken of the sea!''"

*"''The only good thing so far is: we got to ride the roller coaster without a ticket!''"

*"''Stop him, Mario! Tell him Italian food is not on his diet!''"

*"''I knew we should've built this raft with brakes!''"

*"''Bein' garbage really makes a guy feel down in the dumps!''"

*"''Koopa was scary enough when he was just a slimy reptile!''"

*"''You got 'em!''"

*"''You don't got 'em.''"

*"''Nice crash landing, Mario!''"

*"''Uh, excuse me! But I gotta find that map salesman, and buy a map to someplace else!''"

*"''Ride 'em, plumber boy!''"

*"''Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!''"

*''''"'Tanks''' for reminding me.''"

*"''We unclogged the past!''"

*"''Yeah, maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!''"

*"''Hey, but I '''am''' a baby!''"

*"''Hey, Mario! WAAAAAAAAA!!!''"

*"''There, now it's even hotter!''"

*"''Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we've unclogged! ''{quickly}'' Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?''"

*"''Come out! I dare ya, ya Venus Fire Trap!''"

*"''Whoa! Looks like it's a hot time in the old volcano tonight!''"

*"''They don't call us super for nothing!''"

*"''I hate to dance!''"

*"''I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!''"

*"''Hey, what's a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?''"

*"''Whoa, what a dog pile! Hang on, guys! In a minute we’ll blow this doghouse!''"

*"''If that isn't Hip and Hop, my name is Fido!''"

*"''Well, there goes the neighborhood!''"

*"''Ahh! It's a garbage storm!''"

*"''Well what are we supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make it all go away?''"

*"''Hey, let's get out of sight behind this knight!''"

*"''WHOA! I'd say he's hot on our '''tail'''!''"

*"''Uh-oh. Mario, what's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?''"

*"''This gondola's gonna make us goners!''"

*"''I'm digging as fast as I can! Oops, I just bent the spoon.''"

*"''Well, if it isn't my birthday, it's nice to have a cake.''"

*"''Poor dinosaur; he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!''" (referring to the dinosaur about to eat Mario)

*"''It's a football! I chiseled it!''"

*"''Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?''"

*"''[[Chargin' Chuck|Koopa Football Players]] grabbed the princess! Mario was attacked by a [[Magikoopa|Koopa Wizard]] and a [[Bomber Bill|Magnum Bill]]! And I found myself, face-to-face, with a [[Sumo Bro|Fire Sumo]]!''"

*"''I fell for hours!''"

*"''Mario, wherever you are...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!''"

*"''That's '''Mama''' Luigi to you, Mario!''"

*"''It's all right! He wants to shake hands! He wants to be friends!!''"

*"''Well, we can both be number one, except I don't have to be in his shadow anymore; I got my own. Look at that. See?"''

*Responding to "Is Daisy also number one?": "''Awwww, yes, she makes my heart go badda-bing badda-bum badda-bing badda-boom badda-boom-boom-boom *lip pop*''"

*Responding to "How many coins have you collected in your life?" ''"Uh, 782,942,872,943."''

*Responding to "Are you and Daisy ever gonna get married?" ''"Awwww, boy, I have to give her a lot of spaghetti meatballs and garlic before I ask her to that. One day, I'm going to get the nerve up and I'm going to do it. Yeah. I gotta say, 'Uh, hey, Daisy, uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh, hah, oh, uhhhh, uhhh,' and she's gonna say, 'Are you trying to ask me if I marry you?' and I say, 'Oh, uhhhh, yeah, I, uh, woow, oh, I, uh, yeaaah.' And she's gonna go, 'Okey-dokey.' At least, I hope so. That would be nice, huh?''"

*Responding to a person's proposal to make a game about Luigi and Daisy's marriage: "''That would be nice. Wouldn't that be nice? I, uh, then, I, uh, you know what, it's all about picking what cake to eat, and, heh, heh, heh, how do you make a game about marriage?''" Somebody responds, "Very carefully." "''Yeah, very carefully. Spoken like a man with experience. Whoo-hooo!''"

*"''Oh, should I, you know, Pikachu? He came up with the dinner last night, you know? He had a spaghetti meatball. Yeah. Pikachu, he very nice guy. My brother told me this story the first time he met Pikachu he said, uh, 'Hello, my name is Mario. What's your name?' And Pikachu said, uh. He said... he said, 'Pika-chu!' And my brother, Mario, said, 'Oh, my goodness, you got allergies!'''"

*Responding to "Where are you right now?": "''All right, right now I'm at Comic-Con, eh, eh, Comic-Con 2013 San Diego, California, number one! Ho ho! Where are you?''"

*Responding to "If you were a Pokémon, what Pokémon would you be?": "''If I was a Pokémon, I would definitely be Pikachu. He's so cute. I like-a Pikachu, what Pokémon would you be? What's your favorite Pokémon?''" Somebody responds with "Slowbro." "''Oh, Slowbro, yeah, I'm Fast Bro.''"

*"''How come no one dresses as a Pokémon?''" One person responds with his girlfriend playing a game right now. "''Oh, she is? Awww. Is she a princess?''"

*"''I wish we had Pokémon walking all over the place. That would be very fine, huh? I gotta get my brother, Mario, hang on.''"

**Mario: "''.......why?''"