Editing List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

{{italic title|List of ''Luigi's Mansion'' quotes}}
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Luigi's Mansion]]''. 

==[[Biff Atlas]]==
*''"Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"'' (heart quote)

==[[Boo]]s and [[Boolossus]]==
*''"Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"''
*''"Oh ho! It's [[Luigi]]! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"''
*''"We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."''
*''"That scaredy-cat Luigi has made it this far...Oh, we're so frightened!"''

==="Mysterious power of the Boos"===
;First visit
*''"Good evening, [[Luigi|dunce]]! I am the mysterious power of the Boos!"''
*''"Ahh, my little simpleton, don't think that you can vacuum ME with your [[Poltergust 3000]]! Why? Because, idiot, I am a mysterious power! Duh! Tell me, why can't you just be a good boy and let us turn you into a painting? That desire, the urge of all the Boos to get a nice painting of a fool... That's what created me..."''
*''"I cannot let you come further. I despise you and your pathetic Poltergust 3000! Just give up and become a painting, will you? Since that desire is what made me, it is all I can think of..."''
*''"There used to be 20 of us in this area, drawing on our collective strength, but our mysterious power decreases each time you catch one of us..."''
*''"Ordinarily your fate would be more dire, but tonight is a full moon, and we're feeling merciful... so we'll just blast you back to the front of the mansion!"''
*''"Ready? Set?"''
*''"BOOO!!!"'' (GameCube version)
*''"Go, loser!!!!"'' (3DS version)
;Second visit
*''"Hello there, nitwit, I am the mysterious power of the Boos that still remain..."''
*''"Just try to get all 20 of us if you can dunderpate! Ha har! Now go back to the beginning and try again, lunkhead!!!"''
*''"BOOO!!!!"''

==[[Chauncey]]==
*''"Horsey... rocky... horsey..."'' (heart quote, sleeping)
*''"Hey! Wanna play with me?"''
*''"Stay away!"'' (heart quote, attacking)
*''"Ow! You gave me an owie!"''
*''"I just wanted to play with you... I HATE grown-ups!"''
*''"... Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"''
*''"..........Small... Now grow smaller!"''
*''"Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo go GA!"''

==[[Jarvis]]==
*''"Oi! You! With the moustache! Yeah, you!"''
*''"Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"''
*''"Welly, welly, well. We can't just let you look at 'em for free, now can we? No, I think not. If you'd like to view me jars, you'd best challenge me first!"''
*''"It's on, then!"''
*''"See how many o' me you can freeze with that Ice, boyo!"''
*''"If you freeze seven o' me, then you win! Righty-right?"''
*''"But if you lose, mate, it's out the door with you!"''
*''"Righto! Bring it on!"''
*''"Game's over, mate!"''
*''"And the results are..."''
*''"You got seven o' me, boyo!"''
*''"I can't believe it... How could I lose?"''
*''"You made me face red for sure, moustache-boy! Maybe you'd fancy gettin' stuffed into one o' these here jars!"''
*''"Filthy annoying plumber. Go back to yer pipes!"''
*''"Here I come, then..."''
*''"If you wants to see me jars, let's 'ave it on, then!"''
*''"Yuk yuk! I win again! Ta, mate!"''

==[[King Boo]]==
*''"What's that he's got on his back!? It's E. Gadd's [[Poltergust 3000]]! Everybody scram!"''
*''"White gloves!"''
*''"A cute little moustache!"'' 
*''"Soft shoes!"''
*''"How did [[Mario|you]] get out of my...?"''
*''"... Huh? Wait just a second... Your clothes are...green..."''
*''"Hey, you must be [[Luigi]]! Whoa, you had me a bit confused for a moment there!"''
*''"What? You want me to release Mario? Riiiiight."''
*''"No, no, no. I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario just where he is."''
*''"Hey, so what's that you got there? A Poltergust 3000?!"''
*''"Uh oh!"'' 
*''"What should we do, Boos?"''
*''"Good idea, guys! All Boos in this area, gather your strength! We'll blow him away!!!"''
*''"... We'll take a big Boo breath..."''
*''"...and blow you away!!!"''
*''"Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"''
*''"The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."''
*''"... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway...gullible soup?"''
*''"Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."''
*''"However..."'' 
*''"This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"''
*''"I'm not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine!"''
*''"But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"''
*''"I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SHLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"''
*''"Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo!"''
*''"Now join your brother..."''
*''"...inside the painting!"''

==[[Luigi]]==
*''"Hello?"''
*''"MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?/M-M-M-M-Mario?"'' (How Luigi calls Mario depends on his current health, as he becomes more and more scared as he loses energy)
*''"Way to go, genius. Got the hang of that thing yet?"''
*''"What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."''
*''"I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here."''
*''"I always preferred the bottom bunk..."''
*''"Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper..."''
*''"Now that's just not my style."''
*''"You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!"''
*''"It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."''
*''"Simply delightful..."''
*''"This looks quite old... I wonder how much it would sell for."''
*''"Looks ordinary... A little TOO ordinary."''
*''"I wonder why only this one's frozen..."''
*''"I bet I'd look pretty tough wearing one of these..."''
*''"One really shouldn't open this kind of thing without asking..."''
*''"Nothing unusual here... Boring!"''
*''"I don't think I can reach that directly..."''
*''"Boy, those Boos sure did make a realistic fake mansion..."''
*''"Now that I look at it-- it's full of moth holes! Yecch!"''
*''"So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test!"''
*''"Well, they sure did pile odds and ends everywhere... Filthy."''
*''"I should probably give that a quick vacuuming..."''
*''"Oh, what's this?! Just how I like it... Nice and clean!"''
*''"That would be a good spot to hide some savings..."''
*''"Well, I sure can't read that from here..."''
*''"I wonder how old this is..."''
*''"Do Boos wash their faces?"''
*''"I've been wanting one of these for quite a while..."''
*''"Oh, wow... I've always wanted one of these!"''
*''"What kind of picture is this?"''
*''"I'm quite taken with this..."''
*''"I really have no use for this..."''
*''"Not particularly interesting..."''
*''"Hmmm... Weird..."''
*''"Awww, poor thing..."''
*''"How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won't stand for it!!"''
*''"Oh, what's this?! This would sure fetch a pretty penny..."''
*''"Looks like something might be in there..."''
*''"Now, that's a classic. I wonder how much it would sell for."''
*''"If you look closely, you can tell it's really just a photograph!"''
*''"This looks like it might break if I sit on it..."''
*''"Man, I'm tired... That bed sure looks comfy."''
*''"I could just curl up there and sleep until dawn..."''
*''"Now who is this supposed to be?"''
*''"Was someone trying to show off or what?"''
*''"What's this?! Looks fancy!"''
*''"WAHAHA! Who designed this?!"''
*''"There's something fishy here..."''
*''"I really should work out more. Maybe I ought to throw a few quick jabs while I'm here..."''
*''"I'm not so interested in bikes..."''
*''"I've always been a good runner..."''
*''"I don't care much for pointy objects..."''
*''"It looks old, but I bet it still has a nice tone..."''
*''"Hmm. Should I play it?"''
*''"I never could play the piano..."''
*''"Looks like a fun place to make shadow puppets..."''
*''"Looks like this hasn't gotten much use of late..."''
*''"What's this, an antique?"''
*''"It's a unicorn statue. The horn looks very cool..."''
*''"Wouldn't it be nice if I could raise carrier pigeons here?"''
*''"What in the world is this?"''
*''"This is the kind of thing I would put in the bathroom..."''
*''"Fabulous!"''
*''"Exquisite..."''

==[[Lydia]]==
*''"Isn't my hair just gorgeous? Of course, I do spend a lot of time on it. I was so bored cooped up in that painting... Now I spend all my time in front of the mirror. It seems to scare people, though, so everything is coming up roses!"'' (heart quote)
*''"Oh dear... Such a draft..."''

==[[Madame Clairvoya]]==
*''"What...do you seek of me?"''
*''"I am {{color|orange|Madame Clairvoya}}, seer of {{color|green|dropped items}}. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit... If you find someone's {{color|green|dropped items}}, you should bring them to me. I will show you the extent of my vision..."'' 
*''"Oh... Harummmm...no. I feel no spiritual vibrations right now."''
*''"Hm? What is this object you have here? Show, it please, to {{color|orange|Madame Clairvoya}}."''
*''"Wh-what is this?"''
*''"If it isn't {{color|orange|Mario}}'s {{color|red|Hat}}! Why, it's so clean, as if...SOMEONE JUST WASHED IT! ... Sorry, sometimes I like to add a little drama, you know."''
*''"If it isn't {{color|orange|Mario}}'s {{color|red|Glove}}! Ah-hah! Still damp with the sweat of the living!"''
*''"If it isn't {{color|orange|Mario}}'s {{color|red|Shoe}}! Why, the sole is so worn, as if he's walked a thousand miles!"''
*''"If it isn't {{color|orange|Mario}}'s {{color|red|Letter}}! Give it to me! I will read it at once! Erm... Sure it's OK. I'm a licensed letter-reader! What what? Hm... Let's see... L-o-o-k--o-u-t--f-o-r--B-o-o-s,--{{color|orange|L-u-i-g-i-}}! Is that all? Not a novelist, your {{color|orange|Mario}}. This must have been written in quite a hurry."''
*''"If it isn't {{color|orange|Mario}}'s {{color|red|Star}}! What otherworldly beauty!"''
*''"Hm? Just one moment... Did I just say {{color|orange|Mario}}? Could it be... THAT {{color|orange|Mario}}? ...... Ahhh, I see now. Well, I see everything, so I saw it before, but now I REALLY see it. So you are the brother of the famous {{color|orange|Mario}}...and you have come to this place to find him... Well, aren't you a good little brother! HACK ka ha harf! ... Excuse me, I don't laugh much."''
*''"Oh-ohh! They come! Now the spirits come!! Come, spirits of power, come spirits of sight! Show to me the awful things occurring here tonight! Crystal orb, symbol of my clan, use your darkling power to show us all you could! I mean CAN! Show us all you can! Show us this...{{color|orange|Mario}}! The light of the spirits come! Show us what we seek!!"''
*''"Oh... Harummm... I see that your {{color|orange|Mario}} lives... Well, he is not in the spirit world, but one cannot say he is alive...haaackth ha ha hork! (Excuse me, sorry.) Where is he? ... Ah, the spirits fall silent! Uuuh... This is all I can tell you for now! Bring to me another clue, and I will show your brother to you. This clue no longer speaks to us..."''
*''"Ohh...Harummm... Your {{color|orange|Mario}} is imprisoned...but where, oh where is he being held? Yes! A painting! Your {{color|orange|Mario}} has been imprisoned within a painting! My orb shows an odd altar, and...c'mon you stupid orb... Yes! Above it, your {{color|orange|Mario}}! Trapped in a painting! Acch! I cannot concentrate... The spirits are leaving me... If you wish to know more of your {{color|orange|Mario}}, bring more of his {{color|green|dropped items}}!"''
*''"Listen! Can you hear it? The inner voice of your sweet, beloved {{color|orange|Mario}}! Oh horrors! What is this? ... A king? ... {{color|orange|King Boo}}?! What is this {{color|orange|King Boo}}?! ... I do not understand just what he means, but... Beware of {{color|orange|King Boo}}! This is what your brother wishes to say to you. Ohhh, yes, a Boo who wears a crown. I see! This is {{color|orange|King Boo}}! ...SO! He is the one who has captured your {{color|orange|Mario}}! Ahhhhh! I can say no more! The spirits leave me even now!"''
*''"Ah-hahhh! I can hear it! Your brother, {{color|orange|Mario}}! He cries out for you! What...? The power of the Boos? You wish to tell us something of their mysterious Boo-power? Ohh... Harummm... The Boos do indeed have strange powers... When they gather in numbers, their power grows stronger! ... But! They do fear your mighty {{color|red|Poltergust 3000}}! Ugh... I fear that I have only enough power within me to read one more of your brother's {{color|green|dropped items}}... my strength ebbs away..."''
*''"Ah, the spirits return to me! I see! I see! I see your dear {{color|orange|Mario}}! The scene appears before me... ...... Wh-what is this!? {{color|orange|Bowser}}?! How can this be?! I see the hideous form of {{color|orange|Bowser}}! Is {{color|orange|Bowser}} somewhere in this mansion? I cannot believe it... And yet I see it... I thought that {{color|orange|Mario}} had soundly defeated {{color|orange|Bowser}}! Has {{color|orange|King Boo}} somehow revived {{color|orange|Bowser}}? This could be horrible! Well, for you. ...... Uggghh! Ahhh no, the powers leave me! The spirits depart! This is all I can show you, {{color|orange|Luigi}}... That was the last of my power. But I have given words to what the spirits have shown...so I can return to my painting satisfied. Send me there now, you vacuum-wielding rogue! Ahhhhh! Finally, I can return in peace to my painting... Sweet happiness in oils... I thank you... I thank you, kind {{color|orange|Luigi}}!"''

==[[Mario]]==
*''"Get me outta here!"
*''"Hey, Luigi! What's the hold-up?"
*''"Yoo-hoo!"

==[[Melody Pianissima]]==
*''"My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"''
*''"What a stirring performance! I haven't been so charmed by a piece for ages!"''
*''"You must have a delicate ear for music. Would you like to listen to my piano sonata?"''
*''"Well, here I go."''
*''"Exactly right! You got it!"''
*''"Very impressive! I guess I needn't hold back with you!"''
*''"Would you care to do battle with my lovely Music Sheets?"''
*''"Hmph! This ragamuffin looks as if he couldn't play a note!"'' (heart quote, default)
*''"Show him the power of genius, my music sheets!"'' (heart quote, while attacking)

==[[Miss Petunia]]==
*''"Ahh...a piping hot shower!"'' (heart quote)
*''"Ah-ATCHOOO!"''

==[[Mr. Bones]]==
*''"Fer the luvva dirt, make that yappy dog be QUIET!"''

==[[Mr. Luggs]]==
*''"No one can see me in this darkness! No one no one no one noooooooooo-one!"'' (heart quote, before candles are lit)
*''"It's so bright here. Everyone can see me eat! ...I don't care, I'll just keep eating!"'' (heart quote, after candles are lit)

==[[Nana]]==
*''"Hey, it's a funny man. Should I play with him?"'' (heart quote)

==[[Neville]]==
*''"Ho ho ho ho... Go ahead, try to find me. I can see you, but you cannot see me, ho ho ho ho..."'' (heart quote)
*''"Anyhoo, I'm getting very sleepy..."'' (heart quote, 3DS version)

==[[Professor E. Gadd]]==
*''"I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."''
*''"Anyway, nice to meet [[Luigi|you]]. I'm Professor E. Gadd."''
*''"I swear, [[Luigi's Mansion (place)|this house]] seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"''
*''"Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"''
*''"So your name's Luigi? I think our paths were destined to cross. Well met, Luigi."''
*''"Hmmm? Where's this, you ask? Why, these cozy quarters are where I do my ghost-studying. Professor E. Gadd's Ghost research laboratory! The Lab, if you're of a shortening mind."''
*''"You won this mansion in a contest you didn't even enter? Sounds pretty fishy to me... So, you believe the mansion actually exists, then... Strange."''
*''"I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion appeared just a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"''
*''"I don't know if it's a dream, an illusion, or what-all, but I surely wouldn't be too happy winning a haunted house!"''
*''"Now that I get a look at you, I just recalled... A guy with a red hat kind of like yours went up to the mansion without even stopping to chat... and he never returned. Was he a dream, too?"''
*''"What? That guy was your brother? Oh no! That's horrible! He wouldn't stand a chance against those ghosts without my help! You have to go after him!"''
*''"Here's the plan: I'll teach you to deal with ghosts so you can rescue your brother, Luigi."''
*''"I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!''"
*''"You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all.''"
*''"When you find one, you should first use the '''X Button''' to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"''
*''"Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."''
*''"Oh, thank goodness you're OK! I lost contact with you all of a sudden...I was a tad worried."''
*''"Hmm. You seem to be a bit tuckered out after that long battle, don't you?"''
*''"Why don't you come back to the lab? When you vacuum a Boss ghost, your [[Poltergust 3000]] gets pretty much full to bursting."''
*''"But...ho ho...I guess you showed that [[Chauncey|boss ghost]] who's boss!''"
*''"Take a gander at this. This fine piece of work nearly twenty years to develop! I call it the [[Ghost Portrificationizer]]. This machine lets us turn the ghosts you catch into paintings. Not only that, it works in reverse, too!"''
*''"Hm? How do you use [[Ghost Portrificationizer|it]], you ask? Well, it's simple. Just plug that Poltergust 3000 into that slot and enjoy the ride, my boy!"''
*''"The ghosts are invisible...so we need to...press them into visible forms and presto! Beautiful ghost portraits!"''
*''"Heh heh heh! Looks like you've run into a bit of trouble there. Maybe you need more training!"''
*''"There are some [[Grabbing Ghost|ghosts who'll try to grab]] and hold you...When that happens, try moving your Control stick back and forth to shake 'em off!"''
*''"It's the age old struggle for survival, my boy! Don't lose heart, Luigi!"''
*''"That was [[Boo|them]]! Those were the ones who released all of the ghosts from the paintings in my gallery! Those fiends!"''
*''"I wondered where [[King Boo]] and his gang had gone. So, they were hiding the mansion all along...Thanks for flushing 'em out, Luigi."''
*''"I'm tickled you found 'em but...perhaps it would've been better if you hadn't, well...let every single one escape. Just a thought."''
*''"Ah well, water under the bridge. Anyway, you should probably come back to the lab for a sec.
*''"I've been waiting for you, young Luigi."''
*''"Your brother must've been taken by that gang of Boos...Poor feller..."''
*''"Oh now, don't talk crazy. They're not gonna eat the [[Mario|man]]."'' 
*''"But what became of him, hm? Odd that he hasn't come back."''
*''"Common theory holds that Boos grow in strength when they travel in numbers. They must somehow combine their powers too...Their power likely overwhelmed your brother.''"
*''"If your aim is to save Mario, there's but one way to do it: capture each Boo and slowly weaken the group's power!"''
*''"But Boos, as their name implies, like to hide and then jump out to scare people. You've got your work cut out finding 'em..."''
*''"Heh heh heh. Don't get all down in the mouth, my boy! That [[Game Boy Horror]] I gave you has a secret function! I knew it's come in handy one day, so I developed it secretly. I call it the Boo Radar."''
*''"The Boo Radar will flash red when something round like a Boo is hidden nearby. Use it search everywhere, Luigi!"''
*''"All right now, sonny. Don't go tuckering yourself out. Relax, and just try to get those Boos one at a time. The trick is using the Control Stick and C Stick together. Don't forget, now!"''
*''"Mercy! You've already caught your first Boo! I've been researching those guys...
*''"Well these Boos don't seem to like light much, that's for sure. They do their best to hide in and under furniture when they're stuck in a lit room."''
*''"So then I reckon that turning on all the lights in the mansion is the fastest way to find all of the Boos. Wouldn't you say, youngster?"''
*''"Okay, now send me the Boo and all the data you've got."''
*''"It's like you were born to capture Boos, Luigi!''"
*''"Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"''
*''"Unbelievable! There's no stopping you, Luigi!"''
*''"You've already found five Boos! You're a Boo-snaring maniac!"''
*''"I understand you're worried about your brother, young feller, but just take 'er easy. You have plenty of time still, so try to keep your shirt on."''
*''"Why not go to the [[Washroom (1F)|Washroom]] and splash some water on your face? You'll feel much better, believe you me!"''
*''"Aren't you just loving my brilliant inventions?"''
*''"Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let's take a look at that."''
*''"...Ohh...Ahh...It's...a [[Elemental Medal|Fire Elemental Medal]]! Now you can use the Fire Element!"''
*''"Yes sir, with that, you can catch [[Elemental Ghost|Fire Elemental Ghosts]]!"''
*''"Hm? What's a Fire Elemental Ghost, you ask? Why, they show up whenever you see fire, my boy! They're ghosts of fire itself, if you will."''
*''"If you approach a flame, they'll be surprised by your presence and leap out into the air. Then you vacuum 'em up right away! After that, you can expel fire with the L Button. You can melt ice, light candles, do all kinds of stuff."''
*''"A meter will appear down at the bottom of the screen, so keep an eye on how much element you have left, OK, feller?"''
*''"You may have to use the Fire Element to defeat some ghosts...Keep that in mind, sonny! Don't say I never warned you!"''
*''"You're doing great, Luigi!"''
*''"Fantastic! Way to go, Luigi!"''
*''"Hey now, Luigi! Now what have you stumbled across?...Ohh...This time...It's...a [[Elemental Medal|Water Elemental Medal]]!"''
*''"Now you can use the Water Element! My research shows that these particular [[Elemental Ghost]]s leave their watery dwellings whenever you approach. You know the drill, vacuum 'em up!"''
*''"I hear there are some ghosts who can be defeated only with water, actually...Also remember water has purifying properties, so use it well..."''
*''"Don't get caught up with your new squirt gun, Luigi!"'' 
*''"Good to hear you're still OK! I list signal when that lightning struck."''
*''"Hmm. That was some battle you had there. Why don't you come on back to the lab?"''
*''"What? You think the lightning damaged the Poltergust 3000? Don't worry about it!"''
*''"Even if that lightning had cooked your goose, your Poltergust 3000 wouldn't even have a scratch! Heh heh!"''
*''"Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let me see it!"''
*''"...Oh...Ahh...It's... an [[Elemental Medal|Ice Elemental Medal]]! Now you can use the Ice Element!"''
*''"Ice Elemental Ghosts are only found in chilly places. You'll probably find them in refrigerators and cold areas like that..."''
*''"My research shows that they come out of hiding when you approach. Use the L Button to expel Ice Element once you vacuum one of these ghosts up!"''
*''"If you press the L button all the way, you can shoot out a frigid lump of ice."''
*''"Yes-siree. When water gets cold, it freezes, right? Ice can be effective against water. You could use it on water ghosts, for example."''
*''"Even a hot bath would get cold pretty quick if you iced it down. Yep, that's a very convenient item you found there, Luigi!"''
*''"Yowzer! You got another one! You're cruising, Luigi!"''
*''"Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"''
*''"Careful now, Luigi!"''
*''"Well done, Luigi my boy! This time I have a special bit of information for you!"''
*''"You've seen small ghosts other than Boos, haven't you? Well I'm pretty sure they're ghosts freed from the paintings of the ghost artist, [[Vincent Van Gore|Van Gore]]. I has passel of trouble the first time I captured him..."''
*''"I know that artists strive to give life to their canvasses, but this guy brought ghosts to life every time he picked up a brush!"''
*''"Did you see that Boo just give up at the end, Luigi? Your reputation is spreading!"''
*''"Oh, what a relief! That white mist interrupted your signal. Hmmmm. You seem to have done some serious work there! Why don't you come back to the lab?"''
*''"We can have dinner while we gaze at these ghost paintings! Tonight I'll make an old family recipe."''
*''"Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marmalade!"''
*''"Are you done appreciating art for today, Luigi?"''
*''"This is the gallery. This is where I hang all my paintings... ghost paintings, that is!"''
*''"When I was young, I designed a machine to turn ghosts into paintings, and I traveled the world collecting 'em. Oh, it was glamorous, I tell you!"''
*''"Well, then. Now I have to tell you...a horrifying story... The last ghost I caught was No. 22, Boolossus, but there are lots of Boos, and King Boo rallied them all to take revenge upon me! They used my machine to free Boolossus from the painting... then they went and turned all my other portraits back into ghosts, too!"''
*''"As if that weren't enough, they built a mansion in front of my lab in the space of a single night, and then they all hid inside! If I told anybody else this stuff, they'd probably have me committed!"''
*''"I'm sure my portrait ghosts are somewhere inside the mansion. I just have to get 'em back!"''
*''"Just looking?"''
*''"I designed the Game Boy Horror as a communications terminal. It has all sorts of functions. For example, you can press the Z button to see a list of the items you've picked up. Give it a try after you get some coins. Of course, you'll also be able to see portrait ghosts there once you capture some."''
*''"You can also use the Y button to display a map of the mansion. The display will color the rooms as you visit 'em. Check the map if you ever get lost."''
*''"Got all that, sonny?"''
*''"All right, then!"''
*''"Where will you go, Luigi?"''
*''"Good luck!"''
*''"Luigi, you did it! Truly remarkable, my boy! I supplied the Poltergust 3000, but you ran with it all the way to the top, sonny!"''
*''"You've made me so...SNIFFF...proud...SNORT! Get ahold of yourself, Gadd!"''
*''"... What's that? You found King Boo? He jumped into a painting of Bowser, you say? He even blew fire at you?"''
*''"... Well, well... In all my years of ghost research, I've never heard such a fantastical tale! ... And that career spans sixty years, mind you. Why, I still recall starting out as a young whelp who trembled at the mere thought of a ghost, TREMBLED, I say..."''
*''"Oh, beg your pardon! This old brain goes recollecting every now and then... I could sit down and fill a week spinning ghost yarns. Why, just last..."''
*''"... Right, well, anyhoo, Luigi! Grab your brother's painting and bring him to the lab! Heh heh heh... The poor little feller's fallen asleep..."''
*''"He must have just collapsed with relief and exhaustion when he saw you arrive... I'll get the machine ready to return your brother to his former state, all righty? I'll be expecting you both!"''
*''"This'll mess with your head: All your hard work lasted only a single night! Well done, Luigi!
*''"The mansion those Boos built disappeared into the night, but that treasure seems to be real. I have no interest in such stuff, so go on and keep it all! Use it however you like!"''
*''"Say what? Enough rattling on about money? I guess we'd better get your brother back then. Of course, your brother's really important, but first we have to take care of these last ghosts!"''
*''"I'd wager dollars to donuts that nobody but me has such lovely paintings! Heh heh heh!"''
*''"Ghosts seem to like darkness, and they avoid the light. So if you hit 'em with a flashlight beam all of a sudden, you can stun 'em momentarily! Then it's vacuuming time!"''
*''"When you see your chance, hold down the R button and tilt the Control Stick in the opposite direction!"''
*''"Just give it a try. You'll learn more that way than just listening to me yap about it."''
*''"Remember, as soon as you see a ghost's heart, that's your chance to vacuum 'em up! While vacuuming, tilt the Control Stick in the opposite direction to bring 'em in!"''
*''"When that surprised ghost's heart appears, vacuum it with the R Button and the Control Stick. Tilt the Control Stick in the direction opposite the ghost."''
*''"Tilt the Control Stick in the opposite direction quickly and repeatedly for the best results! You have to get as close as you can before flashing the light."''
*''"Surprise 'em with the light when they get close! Pow! Pow! The more, the better! Got it?"''
*''"Ghosts love to hide in dark places. Isn't that a hoot? There! Here they come!"''
*''"Catching ghosts means using the flashlight and the Poltergust 3000 as a team, you get me, young feller?"''
*''"That'll do! Well, how many did you get?"''
*''"Whoo-hoo! Nine ghosts! Excellent, Luigi!"''
*''"Hey, seven ghosts! That's how to do it, Luigi!"''
*''"Six ghosts? Well done, Luigi!"''
*''"Impressive, Luigi! All of the Boos have been captured! I can honestly say that I didn't expect you to get them ALL! You really are a true Boo Master! Now all you need to do is to get your brother back! I'm sure you'll be just fine, but be careful all the same!"'' (3DS version, if all 50 Boos are captured)

==[[Shivers]]==
*''"Ah, the beautiful Melody will not even give me the time of day... What must I do to win her? Passion! Yes! That's it! I will show her I burn for her! My unbridled passion will scorch her soul!"'' (heart quote, before candelabra is lit)
*''"The burning flames of unbridled passion! Or... wait, how about the passionate flames of unbridled burning?"'' (heart quote, after candelabra is lit)
*''"Ahhhhh! Fire! Fire! Fire! Run away! Run awaaaay!"''

==[[Sir Weston]]==
*''"Darn, I love the cold, I mean, I just plain love it!"'' (heart quote)
*''"HOT! OH VERY HOT! You! You're making it too HOT!"''
*''"I'm going to cook in this heat! I'm going to melt!"''
*''"Did YOU light these fires? What were you thinking?"''
*''"People who start fires in this mansion had better be ready to pay the price!!!"''
*''"Now learn your lesson!!"''

==[[Slim Bankshot]]==
*''"You want some of this?"'' (heart quote)

==[[Spooky (character)|Spooky]]==
*''"Woof woof woof!"'' (heart quote)

==[[Sue Pea]]==
*''"...Do not try to wake me..."''
*''"...GOOOO AAWAAAAYYY!!!"''
*''"I won't wet the bed... I promise."'' (heart quote)
*''"Ngggh, snurrggghhhkk, ZZZZZ!!!"''

==[[Toad (species)|Toads]]==
===[[Foyer (Luigi's Mansion)|Foyer]]===
*''"Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go, Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"''
*''"Huh? Luigi?"''
*''"Waa... Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy! Thank goodness!"''
*''"Me? Well, [[Princess Peach]] asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!
*''"Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"''
*''"Please, please, please, you HAVE to help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip!''"
*''"Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"''
*''"I wish I could do something to help you... Wait! I've got it! At least let me do this..."''
*''"Talk to me for help anytime!"''
*''"I'm...so very...blue..."''

===[[Balcony (2F)|Balcony]]===
*''"Waaaah! Waaaah! Mario, where are you? WAAAAH!"''
*''"Huh? Luigi?"''
*''"Yes! Luigi! How lucky that you found me! I feel so much better now!"''
*''"Please, please, PLEASE save Mario! I looked everywhere! I can't find him! Where is he?"''

===[[Bathroom (1F)|Bathroom]]===
*''"Sniffle... I, uh... I dropped a REALLY important [[Key|thing]] into the toilet. I didn't mean to!"''
*''"Heyy! You're right! No point crying over spilt milk!"''
*''"I suppose I'll just flush that old worry away. Yup, I'll just let it swirl on down to the depths and let happiness refill my life!"''
*''"What in the...!?"''

===[[Courtyard (Luigi's Mansion)|Courtyard]]===
*''"You saw him, didn't you? How could they DO that to Mario?"''
*''"When I saw him like that, I completely lost it and ran through the mansion looking for a hiding place!"''
*''"While I was running, though, I did happen to notice that Mario left some of his things lying around the place."''
*''"A [[Mario Cap|hat]], a [[Mario's Glove|glove]], a [[Mario's Shoe|shoe]], a [[Mario's Letter|letter]], and a [[Mario's Star (item)|star]]. I saw five items altogether."''
*''"I'd go collect them for you if I could remember where they were. Yeah... I probably should've picked some up..."''
*''"Whaa-huh? Really?! You'll find all Mario's items for me!?"''
*''"Yippee-skip-yahoo!"''
*''"Oh thank you so much, Luigi!"''
*''"You're a true Mario brother!"''

==[[Uncle Grimmly]]==
*''"Nobody will find me because I'm old, cranky and, by gum, people are afraid of me!"'' (heart quote)

==[[Vincent Van Gore]]==
*''"Eet eez you, no? You interfere with my afterlife's work!"''
*''"You filthy swine! You're blind to zee life I give my creations!"''
*''"Zen very well... I will show you zee mastery of my art!"''
*''"Now does he grasp zee power of my creations?"'' (heart quote)
*''"My... My creations!!"''
*''"But even if I disappear, my work will live on... Zat eez right, n'est-ce pas? Art eez eternal!"''
*''"Honh?"''
*''"You say zat only one of my creations eez left?"'' (GameCube version)
*''"You say zat none of my creations eez left?"'' (3DS version)
*''"But zees cannot be!"''
*''"Zut alors!"''
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 *''"..........Small... Now grow smaller!"''
 *''"Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo go GA!"''
-==[[Clockwork Soldiers]]==
-*''"The valve... The valve..."'' (heart quote, green soldier)
-*''"Squeak squeak"'' (heart quote, blue soldier)
-*''"Heyyyyy, stooooppp lookkkinnnggg at meeee!"'' (heart quote, pink soldier)
-==[[Floating Whirlindas]]==
-*''"Dance!"''
-*''"I don't think this gent can even see us!"'' (heart quote, female dancer)
-*''"So, you can see me? Well, that may be, but you will never find my weakness!"'' (heart quote, male dancer)
-*''"Let us show him how we dance..."'' (3DS) (heart quote, female dancer)
-==[[Henry and Orville]]==
-*''"Hey [[Luigi|Mister]], what are you doing over there all by yourself?"'' (GameCube version)
-*''"Hey Mister, what are you doing over there looking all lonely?"'' (3DS version)
-*''"Hey... Why don't you play hide and seek with us?
-*''"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"''
-*''"Yaaaaay!"''
-*''"OK, we're gonna hide now. Wait outside!"''
-*''"OOOO-KAAAAY! You can come in now..."''
-*''"Not bad, mister!"'' (right box)
-*''"WRONG! Nyah Nyah!!"'' (wrong box)
-*''"HEY! That's not right! Play fair, cheater!"'' (when both are found)
-*''"SMASH!"'' (heart quote, Henry)
-*''"Guh-waaaa!"'' (heart quote, Orville)
 ==[[Jarvis]]==