Editing List of Iggy Koopa quotes

This is a list of quotes by [[Iggy Koopa]].

==Games==
===''[[Mario is Missing! (PC)|Mario is Missing!]]'' (PC)===
*"''I see the dummer plummer. Bro is missing? What a bummer. Think the door will lead to him? Step on through--it's sink or swim!''"
*"''If it's my destruction you desire, give up, it only works with fire.''"
*"''You locked the door, what a bore, now you'll try to lock some more. But Mario's gone and can't be found. Just give up now and get out of town!''"
*"''Big B's mad, he's out there burning, 'Cause your puny luck is turning. [[Fire Flower|Flower-fry]] me, I'll go poof! But [[Bowser]], dude, he's fireproof!''"

===''[[Mario Kart 8]]''===
*''"Iggy!"'' (when unlocked)
*''"Eh-haaa!"'' (when selected)
*''"Here we go-ho-ho!"'' (when airborne)
*''"Bla-hahahahaha!"'' (1st place)

===''[[Paper Mario: Color Splash]]''===
*''"AHAHAHA! You should see the look on your face! No, really. Can we get a mirror over here? Ah, forget it... Let's shred this paper pusher!"''
*''"So anyway, I'm Iggy! I'll be your frustratingly overpowered opponent today!"''
*''"Let's see what you're made of, [[Mario|pretty boy]]!"''
*''"Come at me!"''
*''"OK, so you're not a COMPLETE waste of paint."'' 
*''"Eyes on the prize, boys. Let's show him the REAL power of our chariots!"'' 
*''"AHAHAHA! I'll let my minions wreck you while I go for a leisurely drive!"'' 
*''"NOPE! You can't touch our chariots!"'' 
*''"DENIED! You can't touch our chariots!"'' 
*''"AHAHAHA! These chariots were such a good investment."''
*''"What's the matter, Mario? Battle Royal not going the way you thought it would? Well it's about to get even worse! Line 'em up, boys!"'' 
*''"A pretend bone? OK, I'll pretend to lose! AHAHAHA!"'' 
*''"No fair! Where'd you get that thing?"'' 
*''"JUST KIDDING! Did you think it was over? That you could just win like that? AHAHAHA!"'' 
*''"Now, unless you brought two of those things... I'll just go ahead and END THIS! Lights out, Mario!"'' 
*''"AW MAN! The sales guy told me those chariots were invincible! I want a refund!"'' 
*''"UGH! I lost on my home turf? That's embarrassing... Well, I guess you can take the [[Big Paint Star]] now... Shut it down! Show's over!"'' 

===''Mario & Luigi'' series===
====''[[Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam]]''====
*''"More! Fire more stuff!"''
*''"You actually made it!"''
*''"Can you believe it? Mario's here!"''
*''"Yeah, me too! It's gonna be, like, SUPER destroyed!"''
*''"I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"''
*''"[[Lemmy Koopa|Lemmy]]! That was…CRAZY! Bahaha!"''
*''"Bahaha! Looks like I win!"''
*''"Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"''

====''[[Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions]]''====
*''"Bahaha!"'' 
*''"Bahahaha! Prepare to be royally clobbered!"'' 
*''"I switched your strengths, punks! BAHAHAHA, thank me later!"'' 
*''"Bahahaha!"'' 
*''"Baha…haha…"'' 
*''"Huh? Oh, it’s just [[Larry Koopa|Larry]]."'' 
*''"What do ya think you’re doin’? This is Iggy territory! Lord [[Fawful]] is gonna be maaaad at yoooou! Bahahaha!"'' 
*''"What’s with [[Captain Goomba (Mario & Luigi series)|that weird Goomba]]? Why’s he got a flag on his head?! Makes me wanna grab a golf club and go for a hole-in-one! Foooore! Bahahaha!"'' 
*''"Larry! You need to smack some discipline into your underlings! Anyway, I’m gonna go take out the rest of the woodland creatures, baha. Later, losers!"'' 
*''"Bahahahaaa!"'' 
*''"Here we goooo!"'' 
*''"So, you came to defeat me, eh? You should’ve just said so in the first place! You should know that I’m SUPER DUPER strong!"'' 
*''"Bahahaha! Less chat and more splat!"'' 
*''"I’m hitting a block now! WATCH!!"'' 
*''"Huh?! What…was I doing?"'' 
*''"Ahhh, is that so? Bahahaha!"'' 
*''"Yeah… YEAH! Let’s look for Lord Bowser!"'' 
*''"Ludwig was really trying his hardest too! Bahahaha!"''

====''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey]]''====
*''"Yeah… Let’s play!"'' 
*''"Ahahaha! Wait, were [[Roy Koopa|you]] being serious?"'' 
*''"Maybe [[Shy Guy|they]] were, like, hypnotized or something…"'' 
*''"I mean…just kidding, guys! Ahaha…ha…"'' 
*''"And I will…also stay! I’m hungry for carrots! Bahahaha!"'' 
*''"Good luck, guys."'' 
*''"Bahaha…hrm. Looks heavy."'' 
*''"I dunno either. Too bad we couldn’t ask Ludwig, Roy, Larry or Wendy… Bahaha!"'' 
*''"Hey, so…we’re a little light on Koopalings lately… Bahaha!"'' 
*''"[[Bowser Jr.|You]] sure? I mean, I am in the mood for a long solo hike through unfamiliar and dangerous territory… See you later, I guess. Bahaha!"'' 
*''"Whoa! Almost walked right off this cliff. That would NOT have been funny. Bahaha!"'' 
*''"Larry? Kamek? Who was that?"'' 
*''"Oh, it’s just [[Best Fitness Friends|you g]]-."'' 
*''"Oopsie?! Eeep."'' 
*''"Heya, sweet potato! Can ya sling me a sarsaparilla? (Hello, miss. I am thirsty and in search of a refreshing beverage.)"''
*''"What do [[Bowser Jr.|you]] [[Kamek|cats]] want, anyhow?"'' 
*''"I’m just lookin’ to wet my whistle, y’see? (I'm speaking with the wait staff at this fine establishment. Please leave me alone.)"''
*''"I gotta stay sharp and salty. So if ya can’t help me out, I got no use for ya. (My previously stated endevour requires my full attention.)"''
*''"Ya gettin’ the transmission? (Please understand.)"''
*''"I ain’t buyin’ what you gigglemugs are sellin’. (What are you gents talking about? I don't understand what you're saying to me.)"''
*'' "[[Kuzzle]]! What's the scoop, chuckles? (Hello Kuzzle, my dear friend!)"''
*''"I think these jokesters are tryin’ to start somethin’. (These two gentlemen claim they have some business to settle with me.)"'' 
*''"You think they’re on the trolley? ‘Cause I’m about ready to fix ‘em a knuckle sandwich with extra pepper! (I'm not certain I trust their motives!)"'' 
*''"It’s been a real fizz-pop summer, ain’t it?"'' 
*''"No way, [[Kuzzle|gramps]]! This beach is aces. (I'd rather stay with you, grandfather. I cherish my life here.)"''
*''"These wet rags can go chase themselves! (I advise these gentlemen to kindly take their leave of us.)"''
*''"Ugh… What’s going on? What happened?"'' 
*''"Oh, it’s you guys! What are we doing here? Let’s go get that onion thing!"'' 
*''"What were you saying about my memories? I lost them? Bahaha! That’s great!"'' 
*''"Huh? Who’s Charlie?"'' 
*''"[[Kuzzle|You]] think they’re my buddies? Well, my brain is still a bit addled, so I’ll go with it. Catch ya on the flipside, daddio! Bahaha!"'' 
*''"Bahaha! Didn’t see that coming!"'' 
*''"Man, this is wild. Bahaha!"'' 
*''"Yeah! I’m always in for a butt-kicking!"'' 
*''"Bahaha! [[Bowser|You]]’re joking, right? And people say I’m the crazy one!"'' 
*''"Oh…it hurts to laugh. But it’s still so funny!"'' 
*''"Heh. That’s insightful, Morton."'' 
*''"Bahaha! They look like us!"''
*''"Guys! Come look!"''
*''"Bahaha! Let's go!"'' (before the start of a level)
*''"Wheee! Bahaha!"'' (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
*''"Lord Junior! Who did this to you?"'' ([[Super Counter]])
*''"All right, you're gonna pay for that!"'' (Super Counter)
*''"You're not really my buddy, pal!"'' (Super Counter)
*''"Now there are two of me!"'' (Super Counter)
*''"Oh, I didn't forget about you!"'' (Super Counter)
*''"Hey, buddy!"'' (Super Counter)
*''"Argh! I'm still mad!"'' (Super Counter)

==Television shows==
===''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]''===
====[[Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario]]====
*''"...spooky!"''
*''"...we'd mess up this heist! Old Pop's gonna have to (with Hip) eat his words!"''
*''"(with Hip) Phew!"''
*''"W-w-what was..."''
*''"...and hightail it outta here!"''
*''"Hey, Hip! Does this old prince mummy guy look familiar?"''
*''"...without anyone seeing us!"''
*''"...of mean Dad's!"''

====[[Misadventure of Mighty Plumber]]====
*''"Yay, Cheatsy!"''

====[[Mush-Rumors]]====
*''"...like there's no wall here!"''
*''"Alright!"''
*''"Well, what are ya talking about?"''
*''"(with Hip) ALIENS?!"''
*''"(with Hip) They're coming! They're coming!"''
*''"(with Hip) ALIENS!!!"''

====[[The Ugly Mermaid]]====
*''"...are right on our tail!"''
*''"...Luigi, the Princess and Toad!"''

====[[Life's Ruff]]====
*''"...Bowzer of an idea!"''
*''"...King Dad wanted us to cause when he told us to follow Luigi!"''
*''"No duck here, turkey!"''
*''"Now King Windbag...is King Fleabag!"''
*''"And the pesky plumber is gonna be..."''
*''"...of all the trouble we're causing Luigi!"''
*''"...CHOW TIME!!!"''
*''"...is headed for the doghouse!"''
*''"...Fidos!"''
*''"...1...LET'S BLASTOFF!!!"''

====[[7 Continents for 7 Koopas]]====
*''"And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot! Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!"''

====[[Super Koopa (episode)|Super Koopa]]====
*''"(with Hip) We're all set, Kooky!"''
*''"...except in the Real World!"''
*''"Get those ugly old paintings outta here! We've gotta make room for our new masterpieces!"''

===''[[Super Mario World (television series)|Super Mario World]]''===
====[[A Little Learning]]====
*''"School looks like..."''
*''"...go!"''
*''"Aww, come on,..."''
*''"You forgot..."''
*''"(with Hip) Yes, King Dad!"''
*''"Like King Dad said,..."''
*''"(with Hip) And to the repulsiveness for which he stands, one Koopa, underground, reprehensible, with lizards and Goombas for all!"''
*''"We wanna go..."''
*''"Except King Dad..."''
*''"Time to heat up..."''
*''"...hot!"''
*''"5...4...3...2... (with Hip) '''1!'''"''
*''"...with broccoli..."''
*''"(with Hip) ...and get Oogli!"''
*''"...when his eggabaga turns out to be...a Piranha mama!"''
*''"...a real blowout!"''
*''"(with Hip) I love school!"''
*''"...the best of it!"''
*''"You tap once, I turn it a little!"''
*''"...I give ya the works!"''
*''"King Dad! You don't belong here!"''
*''"Give us a chance! We're doing an experiment even you'd be proud of!"''
*''"You mean it's a holiday?"''

==Print==
===''[[Super Mario Adventures]]''===
====Issue 35====
*''"Be cool, [[Ludwig von Koopa|Ludwig]]! Go for the [[Extra life|1-up]]!"''
*''"'''SHE'S WHAT??!"''
====Issue 38====
*''"Idiots! '''Stop [[Yoshi|him]]!'''"''
====Issue 40====
*''"'''Drat!''' They're stopping."''
*''"I think it was '''luck''', pure and simple."''
====Issue 43====
*''"It's '''[[Mario]]!'''"''
*''"'''Impossible!''' How did '''he''' get here?"''

==Miscellaneous==
*「ウキャキャキャキャ。マリオ{{hover|達|たち}}、{{hover|今頃緊張|いまごろきんちよ}}してんだろうな。ザマーミロ。それじゃあ、オイラが{{hover|1人用|ひとりよう}}ゲームを、ワールド1を{{hover|例|れい}}にとって{{hover|説明|せつめい}}するからよーく{{hover|聞|き}}いとけよ。」 ("''Ukyakyakyakya. Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. Serves them right. So then, listen to me, I'll use World 1 as an example to illustrate how to play the one-player game.''") - ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' Japanese instruction booklet, page 14.
*"''Ha ha! Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. I can hardly wait to meet up with him!''" - ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' English instruction booklet, page 15.
*''"So what if I'm not as tough as my brothers and sister! I can still get you! C'mon, Mario (I think I'll try to get him with my speed and a double blast from my wand... yeah, that's the ticket!).''" - The ''[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]'' Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
*"''Don't be Stupid!"'' - "[[Super Mario-kun]]" Volume 1
*「まってたぜおバカども！！」 ("''Hold up, you idiots!!''") - ''[[Super Mario-kun]]'' Volume 42 (page 30)
*「ボクの飼い犬がお相手するよ。」 ("''My [[Chain Chomp|pet dog]] will be your opponent.''") - ''[[Super Mario-kun]]'' Volume 42 (page 31)
*"''I call it the Giant Likeness Outputting Machine. Or [[GLOM]] for Short."'' - ''[[Double Trouble (book)|Double Trouble]]''
*"'I've been waiting for you, you clods!'" - ''[[Super Mario Manga Mania]]'', Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 128)
*"'I could beat [[Mario|y]][[Luigi|ou]] [[Yellow Toad (New Super Mario Bros. series)|ch]][[Blue Toad (character)|um]][[Yoshi|ps]] really easily, but... That'd be boring for the readers. So you get to face my [[Chain Chomp|pet pup]]."- ''[[Super Mario Manga Mania]]'', Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 129)

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