Editing List of Fortune Street quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Fortune Street]]''.

The characters from the ''Dragon Quest'' and ''[[Super Mario (franchise)|Super Mario]]'' franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

==By franchise==
*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (A–J)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Dragon Quest'' characters (A–J)]]
*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (K–Z)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Dragon Quest'' characters (K–Z)]]
*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (A–M)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Super Mario'' characters (A–M)]]
*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (N–Z)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Super Mario'' characters (N–Z)]]



==Character-specific interactions==
This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.

===KEY===
*'''Opponents close to victory:''' When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
*'''Swapping shops:''' When a player swaps shops with a rival
*'''Landing on a low-priced shop:''' Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
*'''Landing on an average shop:''' Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
*'''Landing on an expensive shop:''' Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth

===Alena===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You must use this gold for renovation of country."''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"[[Kiryl]]! You are big stupid!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, [[Bianca]]."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"[[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"''
*'''To player:''' ''"I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."''

===Angelo===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Well, [[Princess Peach]] of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"I...I hope you're suitably impressed, [[Princess Daisy]]. All this I've bought, just for you..."''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value...""''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, [[Bianca]]."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, [[Jessica]]. Even after that."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]. Ha ha ha!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]], then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."''
*'''To male player:''' ''"You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."''

===Bianca===
====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To male player:''' ''"Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."''
*'''To female player:''' ''"I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."''

===Birdo===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, [[Mario]]?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, [[Luigi]]! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"[[Angelo]], you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."''

===Bowser===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, [[Mario]]!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by [[Luigi]] now!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"[[Princess Peach|Peach]], don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]], you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"[[Toad]]'s about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, [[Wario]]? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"[[Waluigi]], you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, [[Birdo]]!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let [[Diddy Kong]] get in the lead?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, [[Angelo]]! BWAHAHAHA!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's [[Alena]] so close to winning!?"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, [[Jessica]]!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"[[Mario]]! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! [[Luigi|LUIGI]]! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? [[Princess Peach]] was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, [[Yoshi]]!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, [[Toad]]!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! [[Donkey Kong]], you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"[[Wario]]! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, [[Waluigi]]! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, [[Birdo]]!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"[[Diddy Kong]]! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Better watch your back, [[Yangus]]! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"GRRRRR! Better watch out, [[Carver]]. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask [[Mario]] how that's worked out for him!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"You're worse than [[Princess Peach|Peach]], (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"''

===Bowser Jr.===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"''
*'''To player:''' ''"You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, [[Mario]]? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as [[Luigi]] build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, [[Princess Peach]] - those prices are ridiculous!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch! I underestimated you, [[Diddy Kong]]! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"''

===Carver===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Patty:''' ''"[[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."''
*'''To female player:''' ''"Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"''

====The player leveling up====
*'''To female player:''' "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, lady! I'll put on a big spread over at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast!"

===Diddy Kong===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, [[Carver]]! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"''
*'''To others:''' ''"Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, [[Donkey Kong]]! You're barely making a profit here!)"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, [[Bowser Jr.]]!)"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, [[Carver]]! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"''

===Donkey Kong===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, [[Diddy Kong]]! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, [[Carver]]!)"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"''

===Dragonlord===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."''
*'''To player:''' ''"I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"''

===Jessica===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"''
*'''To Player:''' ''"Looks like the only shop that can be swapped for mine of yours, (Player's name)! Why don't we give it a try?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, [[Angelo]]."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Keep calm, [[Jessica]], keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."''
*'''To male player:''' ''"I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"''

===Kiryl===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"[[Luigi]], you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Yoy-oy-yoy..."''

===Luigi===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"So much for brotherly love, huh, [[Mario]]?"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"''

===Mario===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"''	
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops , enemy of mine!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Don't believe everything  Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"''
*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, [[Luigi]]! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Not very nice, [[Princess Peach]]! Not very nice at all!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]]! After everything I've done for you!?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You need to have a sale, [[Toad]]! Your prices are out of this world!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Do you really need to take my gold coins, [[Donkey Kong]]? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, [[Wario]]?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Go on, [[Waluigi]]! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"This is gonna smart, [[Birdo]]! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess [[Princessa]]!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, [[Jessica]]!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"''

===Patty===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Wow, [[Kiryl]]! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn [[Alena]]..."''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Phew! You really mean business, huh, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."''
*'''To male player:''' ''"You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."''
*'''To female player:''' ''"You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."''

===Platypunk===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"For a [[Slime (Dragon Quest)|slime]], you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"''

===Princess Daisy===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"'' (in a surprised emotion)
*'''To player:''' ''"Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"''
*'''To player''' ''"I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, [[Mario]]!?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You owe me one, [[Luigi]]! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Such cruelty, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hmph! I would've expected something like this from [[Wario]], but not from you, [[Yoshi]]!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, [[Bowser]]!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and [[Sarasaland]], [[Toad]]!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Not cool, [[Donkey Kong]]! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, [[Waluigi]]?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Eek! I thought we were buddies, [[Birdo]]! Why would you wring me dry like this?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You really are a princess, aren't you, [[Princessa]]? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"''

===Princess Peach===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"''
*'''To Other ''Super Mario'' Characters:''' ''"(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"''
*'''To Other ''Dragon Quest'' Characters:''' ''"(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
*'''To Other Female ''Dragon Quest'' Characters like Jessica:''' ''"Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Why, [[Mario]]! Have I done something to make you angry?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I thought we were friends, [[Luigi]]. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I've never despised you more than I do right now, [[Bowser]]. Hmph!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Your father raised you to be too greedy, [[Bowser Jr.]]! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."''
*'''To player:''' ''"You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"''

====Player buys stock in her district====
*'''To player:''' "Why did you buy stock in my district, (player's name)? Are you planning on sabotaging me?"

===Princessa===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Slime:''' ''"How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Typical [[Dragonlord]]. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh dear... Well, Miss [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]], I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."''
*'''To player:''' ''"I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."''

===Slime===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"You [[platypunk]]s really hate our guts, don't you?"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Boo hoo goo! [[Dragonlord]]'s picking on me! [[Dragonlord]]'s— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"I thought you were a nice faerie, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]. But you give me the blooze!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Y-You've changed, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"''

===Stella===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."''
*'''To player:''' ''"I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, [[Jessica]]? Ba-ba-boom!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"I haven't upset you, have I, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."''
*'''To player:''' ''"You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"''

===Toad===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"''
*'''To Slime:''' ''"I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"''
*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"''
*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."''
*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"''
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"''
*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"''
*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"''
*'''To Alena:''' ''"I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."''
*'''To Carver:''' ''"Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"''
*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I have an offer that may be worth your while…"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."''
*'''To player:''' ''"These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, [[Princess Peach]]?"''
*'''To player:''' ''"You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"''

===Waluigi===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hah! You really think you can beat me, [[Luigi]]? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, [[Wario]]? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"''
*'''To others:''' ''"I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You've won this round, [[Luigi]]... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"''

===Wario===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Wario's taking first place today! Anyone who gets in my way is gonna home limping!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to [[Mario]]...but I gotta do it!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"[[Luigi]]! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"You're robbing me blind, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, [[Bowser]]. Stop trying so hard!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, [[Toad]]!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"That's it, [[Donkey Kong]]! I'm selling you to the zoo!"''
*'''To male player:''' ''"GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a [[Wario Waft]] your way!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a [[Wario Waft]] your way!"''

===Yangus===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Angelo:''' ''"You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"''
*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"''
*'''To Patty:''' ''"You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]."''
*'''To male player:''' ''"That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"''
*'''To female player:''' ''"Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"''

===Yoshi===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, [[Mario]]! I always knew you were a winner!)"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi!  (You're really on the ball today, [[Luigi]]!)"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, [[Princess Peach]]! You played great today!)"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let [[Bowser]] win!)"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like [[Toad]] is our hero for the day!)"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, [[Donkey Kong]]! ...Can I have one?)"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! ([[Wario]]'s one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Waluigi]]! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, [[Princess Daisy]]? Don't you want to keep playing?)"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, [[Birdo]]!)"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"''

====Landing on a low-priced shop====
*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! ([[Mario]]... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"''
*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"''

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