Editing List of Fortune Street quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Fortune Street]]''.

Note: The characters from the ''Mario'' and ''Dragon Quest'' series are separated through a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

==Mario series characters==
===Birdo===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
*"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)

====General Quotes====
*"Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
*"Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
*"Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
*"Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
*"I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
*"Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
*"What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
*"Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
*After using a cannon: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
*"Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
*To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
*To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
*To Player: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"

===Bowser===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
*"Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?" (Ghost Ship)
*"Bwah hah hah! Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!" (Mount Magmageddon)

====General Quotes====
*"Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
*Princess Peach: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
**Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
*"I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
*(If the Player you're playing as is a female) "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab (Player name)? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
**Peach's response: "Oh, Bowser! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun?"
*"Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
*"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"

===Bowser Jr.===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
*"I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's island)

====General Quotes====
*"First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?
*"Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
*"Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
*"One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
*"Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
*"All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
*"Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
*"Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
*Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
*After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
*To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
*"Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"

===Diddy Kong===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)" (Mario Circuit)

====General Quotes====
*"Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
*To Player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (Player's name). It's really something!)"
*To Player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
*To Player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (Player's name))!"
*To Player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"

===Donkey Kong===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I’ve gotta flex my biceps!) (Mario Stadium)
*”Ooka? Ooka? Ook?” (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I’ll show you what a Kong can do!) (Mario Circuit)

====General Quotes====
*”Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won’t be long before I snag the rest of ‘em!)”
*”Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)”

===Luigi===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my [[Poltergust 3000]] with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
*”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
*"These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)

====General Quotes====
*”It’s me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!”
*”There’s a shop out there with Luigi’s name on it! Maybe it’s time to force a buyout…”
*”Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!”
*”Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!”
*”Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!”
*”Watch out! Green machine coming through!”
*”Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything.”
*”Look at my new shop! Isn’t she a beaut?”
*”I only need one more suit… Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!”
*”This is the perfect time for Luigi’s trademark jump! I’ll just leap my way straight back to the bank!”
*”All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!”
*”Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns… I need to stop doing that!”
*”Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the ‘stache to pay attention to the game…”
*After taking a day-off: ”I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?”
*"Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
*After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
*After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
*To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
*"Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
*After purchasing a shop: "Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
*After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
*Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
**Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"

===Mario===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*”It’s a race to the finish line! Start your engines!” (Mario Circuit)
*"Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)
*"I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
*"Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..." (Mount Magmageddon)
====General Quotes====
*"Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
*To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
*"Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
*”Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins…”
*"Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
*"Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
*"How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
*”Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!”
*"Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
*"Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
*"Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
*After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
*After warping:"Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
*"What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
*"All right, my turn!"
*"Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
*"Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
*To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!
*"Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
*"Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
*"Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!
*After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
*"I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!
*"I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
*"Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
*"Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!" 
*To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
**Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
*(After landing on a Boon Square) "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
*To Player: "You're off to a great start, (Player's name)!"
*"Okeydokey! One suit down, three more to go!"

===Princess Daisy===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
*”Wow! Check out Yoshi’s Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!” (Yoshi's Island)
*"Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
*"Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)

====General Quotes====
*To Player: “So you’re the famous (Player’s name)! I’m Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!”
*"This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
*"Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
*"Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
*"Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
*"These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
*"You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
*"Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
*"Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
*"Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
*"Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
*"Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
*"Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
*"I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
*"I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
*"I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
*After investing: "Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
*To Player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (Player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
*To Player: "That's not worth getting upset over, (Player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"

===Princess Peach===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
*"This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
*"It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)

====General Quotes====
*To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
**Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"

===Toad===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
*"B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
*"I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastic ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)

====General Quotes====
*"All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
*"Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
*"Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
*”I’ve only got one suit so far, but I’m not in a rush. You’ve got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!”
*”I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!”
*”I’d like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!”
*”I’ve got a good feeling about this game… It’s Toad’s time to shine!”
*”I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I’ll be able to better defend Princess Peach!”
*”I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm…”
*”I’d be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!”
*"I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
*”Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…”
*"Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
*"I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
*”It’s Toad’s turn!”
*"OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
*"For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
*"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
*"Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
*Taking a day off: ”Perhaps I’ll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan…”
*After taking a day off: *”I wish you hadn’t stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don’t want to be known for poor customer service!”
*To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
*To Player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
*To Player: “There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (Player’s name), you’ll have to pay dearly!”
*To Player: You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
*"This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
*"What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
*"After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
*"I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
*"I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
*"The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
*"All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
*To Player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (Player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
*To Player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (Player's name), so don't squander it!"
*"I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
*After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
*"Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
*"Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
*"What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
*After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"

===Waluigi===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
*"Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodian)
*"This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)

====General Quotes====
*"Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
*"This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
* To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (Player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
** From Wario: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."

===Wario===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
*"This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
*“I’m gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I’ll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
*"The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a [[Black Jewel]]!" (Castle Trodian)
*"If I turn that M upside down, this'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)

====General Quotes====
*"Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
*"I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
* To Waluigi: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."

===Yoshi===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...) (Starship Mario)
*”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach’s Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)

====General Quotes====
*To Player: ’’Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It’s me, Yoshi! We’re going to have so much fun today!)”
*"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)
*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (Player's name)?)
*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
*"Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
*"Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
*"Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
*"Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
*"Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
*Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
*Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
*Near bankrupt: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
*"Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)

==Dragon Quest series characters==
===Carver===
====General Quotes====
*”Suit number two at last! Let’s keep rollin’, fellas!”
*”Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that’s even possible, right?”
*”Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?”
*”Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren’t any shops left at all now!”

===Platypunk===
====General Quotes====
*"What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
*To Player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"

===Princessa===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)

====General Quotes====
*"I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
*"An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
*To Player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (Player's name)."
*To Player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
*To Player buying her shop: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (Player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"

===Slime===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"Yay! Look at all my goosome buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)

====General Quotes====
*"It seems like ploberty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
*"Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
*”Here goes! (Slurp)”
*”What? What is it!? …Oh! It’s my goo! Sorry!”
*"I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
*"Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
*"Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
*"Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg-or something-and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
*"Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
*"OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
*"I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
*To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
*To Player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
*"Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
*To Player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
*To Player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (Player's name)!
*To Player: "You don't need to worry, (Player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
*"One...two... Yay! That's my second ploberty in this district!"

===Stella===
====Area Specific Quotes====
*"What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)

====General Quotes====
*"Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
*"So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
*"Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
*"Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
*"That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute!"
*After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
*"Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
*"You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
*Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
*To Player: "Come on, die! ...No, not you! I mean, please die! ...No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"

===Jessica===
====General Quotes====
*Going Bankrupt: "No! This is the end. I can't bear it!"
*Another bankrupt quote: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."

===Bianca===
====Area Specific Quotes====
What a gorgeous island! I Wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day. (Delfino Plaza)

==Character specific interactions==
===Bowser===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo! You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"''

====Landing on a low priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"''
*'''To Player:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! Luigi! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose your face! Gwah hah hah!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hair lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much! GRR!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
*'''To Player:''' ''"HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something (player's name)?"''

===Princess Daisy===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''

====Landing on a low priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"This shop is cheap not, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It’s so teensy-tiny!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That’s a compliment, I promise!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don’t sell anything but bananas in here?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, it’s yours, Waluigi."''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you’ve got a lot to learn, Luigi!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You’re not afraid to fight dirty!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I’m absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Isn’t this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh, for Pete’s sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ugh! If you’re going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it’s run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you’re jealous of my good looks? I wouldn’t put it past you!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I’m not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I think I’ve made some sort of mistake. There’s no reason a shop would be this expensive!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Such cruelty, Peach! This isn’t how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hmph! I would’ve expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I know how this scenario goes… First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"I hope this transgression of yours doesn’t break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Eek! I’ll gladly pay the money if you’d just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! This shop is too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn’t you say, Waluigi?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Eek! I though we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"So we’re playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oooh! Just you wait… You’re gonna pay me back in spade!"''

====Going Bankrupt====
*'''To Player''' ''"Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"''

===Mario===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You’re my hero!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hey, Yoshi! You’re gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C’mon, I thought we were buddies!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Don’t think I’m going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"My good friend! Where’s your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What!? Waluigi’s about to win!? I don’t think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"''	
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Mamma mia! You’ve got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Bowser Jr.! You’re just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"''

====Swapping shops====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I’ve got a plan! Let’s trade shops!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won’t you? It’s a good deal for both of us!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we’ll both come out ahead!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops , enemy of mine!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Let’s make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C’mon, don’t make me jump over barrels!!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"You’re a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that’ll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we’ll both be winners!!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"I hate to fraternize with my brother’s nemesis, but it looks like we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops, Waluigi!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I’ve got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We’ll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Don’t believe everything  Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I’m a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together."''

====Landing on a low priced shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I’m glad to see your shop isn’t too expensive. Now I’m glad I dropped by!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You’re one of the good ones!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I’m glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn’t as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hey, Bowser! Maybe you’re not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I’m surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you’re not being too greedy, huh?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn’t planning on stopping here. At least I’m not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I’m surprised you’re not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I’m grateful that you’re not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don’t like giving you my hard-earned gold!"''
====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I can’t believe you’re charging these kinda prices! They’re a bit high, don’t you think?"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you’re saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"''
*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Whoa! What an expensive shop! That’s just about the last thing I need today!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won’t be too happy until I’m completely bankrupt!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why, Waluigi, why!? You’ve got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I’m not sure it’s worth it!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ouch! Birdo, you’re charging me an arm and a mustache! That’s precious gold I’m never going to see again!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Boo! That’s a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I’m surprised you’re charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"''

====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! Can’t you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! After everything I’ve done for you!?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can’t I just write you an I.O.U.?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Getting greedier by the minute, aren’t you, Wario?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Go on, Waluigi! Take me money and run, you greedy man!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Why bother earning money if I’m just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch ouch ouch! Why don’t you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Mamma mia! I don’t know if I can afford these prices!"''

===Princess Peach===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"You wouldn’t leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi already has won? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we’ve been through!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Toad! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"''	
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Daisy! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn’t your father teach you any manners?"''
====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I shouldn’t be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"You’ll trade shops with me, won’t you, Toad? It’s in both of our interests!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I know you’re scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don’t we make it a fair trade instead?"''
====Landing on a low priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so cheap it’s barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"''

====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I can’t believe you’re actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won’t slow me down!"''
====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don’t make me start clipping coupons!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I’ve never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"''
*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Goodness me! I’m suffering from a severe case of sticker shock!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"This shopping spree was definitely not in my budget!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."''

===Toad===
====Opponents close to victory====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Looks like you’re about to win, Mario. You’re the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"You shouldn’t be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you’re going to win this one!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi! Please don’t win yet! I’m having too much fun to stop playing now."''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"''
*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Don’t start celebrating, Birdo… You haven’t reached the finish line yet!"''
*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don’t let him reach the bank!"''
====Swapping shops====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I have an offer that may be worth your while…"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"''
====Landing on a low priced shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don’t ever raise the prices!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This is your shop, isn’t it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I’ll definitely shop here again!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"''
*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers. I’ll definitely shop here again!"''
*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
====Landing on an average shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down! ''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I feel like I’ve let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ouch! That’s going to leave a dent in my wallet."''
====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"OH NO! OH NO! My money’s disappearing right before my eyes!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"Don’t I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where’s Mario when you need him?"''

===Wario===
====Landing on an expensive shop====
*'''To Mario:''' ''"I’d rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than to give it to Mario…but I gotta do it!"''
*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I’ll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"''
*'''To Peach:''' ''"You’re robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we’ll call it even?"''
*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Blast it all! You won’t get away with this!"''
*'''To Bowser:''' ''"No one’s impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"''
*'''To Toad:''' ''"I’m gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"''
*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"That’s it, Donkey Kong! I’m selling you to the zoo!"''
*'''To Daisy:''' ''"There! Are you happy with yourself? You made Wario pay out the nose!"''
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