Editing List of Bowser quotes

*"''Bwah hah hah!''"

*"''Bwa ha ha ha!''"

*"''Bwahaha!''"

*"''Gwah ha ha ha!''"

*"''[[Mario]]! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!''"

*"''What a joke! Put some muscle into it!''"

*"''What was that sound?''"

*"''N...n...NO!!!''"

*"''It's a chain reaction!!''"

*"''Eyaaaaa!''"

*"''This should FINISH you!''"

*"''Mwa ha! Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya? You're always in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!''"

*"''Fungah! Foiled again!''"

*"''The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!''"

*"''I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it.''"

*"''All this power, and good looks too!  I know what you're thinking...''"

*"''I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the [[Bowser's Minions|Koopa Troop]]. You can thank me later...''"

*"''Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?''" (about his [[Chain Chomp|Chomp]])

*"''You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of [[Booster]]. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!''"

*"''I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!''"

*"''No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME It just wouldn't be right!''"

*"''Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!''"

*"''Actually, that sounds pretty GOOD to me! Let's just forget about these...[[Star Piece (Super Mario RPG)|Star]]...things!''"

*"''If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?''"

*"''[[Smithy]]'s gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!''"

*"''Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!''"

*"''I oughta rip your stuffing out!''"

*"''I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!''"

*"''Like the moon over The day, my genius and brawn Are lost on these fools.''"

*"''And I'll take care of myself!''" (When the rest of the team says "One for all and all for one!")

*"''Just hand it over and get OUTTA MY CASTLE!''"

*"''Gwa ha haaaaa!''"

*"''Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!''"

*"''Tough luck, Mario! [[Princess Peach|Princess Toadstool]] isn't here...''"

*"''Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!''"

*"''Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the [[Power Star|Star]]s, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!''"

*"''Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!''"

*"''Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!''"

*"''Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!''"

*"''Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!''"

*"''Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars!''"

*"''There were some in the [[Peach's Castle|castle]] that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world...''"

*"''A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!''"

*"''To open the door that leads to the "endless" stairs, you need 70 Stars. Bwa ha ha!''"

*"''What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing!''"

*"''Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!''"

*"''A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!''"

*"''In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 Stars.''"

*"''Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!''"

*"''But it's not over yet...  Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!''"

*"''Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?!''"

*"''I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!''"

*"''Bwaaaa ha ha! The water's great, eh, [[Bowser Jr.|Jr.]]?''"

*"''Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!''"

*"''Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach...''"

*"''That's my boy! Well put, son!''"

*"''The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!''"

*"''But for now...let's just rest awhile.''"

*"''Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This [[Star Festival|festival]]'s over!''"

*"''BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!''"

*"''WHAT?! HOW... Foolish Mario... My plan is too far along now! Do you really think you can stop me?! Bwahahaha!''"

*"''WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!''"

*"''BWAHAHAHA! Not bad! I guess I chose the right guy to be my archenemy. At least you always put up a fight. But it's too late for you because my master plan is almost complete. Tough luck, Mario!''"

*"''Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my [[Bowser's Galaxy Reactor|galaxy]] in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!''"

*"''NOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening...''"

*"''You're too late, Mario! The power of the stars is already MINE! And look what else I got... GWAHAHAAH!''"

*"''I'm HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?''"

*"''Maybe I'll have Peach bake ME something for once... I sure could go for a galaxy-sized slice of [[cake]] right now!''"

*"''I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe! Have fun with your stupid [[mushroom]]s!''"

*"''Bwahahaha! You showed up! Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!''"

*"''RAWWRRG... Now I know why you're my archnemesis. You're so annoyingly hard to squish! Good thing I win anyway! HAH! While we've been playing, my master plan has moved on to the next phase. Tough luck, Mario/[[Luigi]]!''"

*"''WHAA--?! IT'S YOU?! Well, I'd expect as much from my archnemesis. Your time is up, Mario! Now it's smooshin' time... And time for my huge fist to meet your puny face!''"

*"''WHAT?! HOW... Whatever... My master plan is too far along now, Mario/Luigi! You can't stop me! GWAHAHAAH!''"

*"''GAH! Give it up already! Why won't you stop trying to mess up my awesome master plan?! I'm building my new galactic empire right here! And you can't stop me! Why don't you just run off and find some [[Warp Pipe|green pipe]] to hide in?! Can't you see that I'm busy here?! I don't have time to chat, so let's cut this short... Shorty!''"

*"''Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! The end of YOU!''"

*"''Raawwwrrgh! My powers... gone... My empire... shrinking... My huge cake... never got a slice...''"

*"''This is the end... for you!''" (Bowser's first words before defeating Mario)

*"''Time for my wedding with Peach!''"

*"''Jealous, Mario?!''"

*"''Mario! I don't have time for you.''"

*"''I'm busy planning my wedding! Don't you know how stressful that is?!''"

*"''Fire!''"

*"''See what you're up against, Mario?''" (After knocking Mario and wrecking the Odyssey)

*"''Let's see you survive this, plumber boy!''" (Bowser commands the Ruined Dragon to attack Mario, Cappy, and the Odyssey)

*"''You're too late!''"

*"''We're off to our [[Bowser's Moon Wedding|wedding ceremony]] on the [[moon]]!''"

*"''Gwahahaha!''"

*"''Gwahahaha! Crashing the wedding, Mario? That's tacky, even for you!''"

*"''Also, your outfit isn't halfway fancy enough for the occasion! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''And hey, what's with the history costume? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''Also, what's with the sporty look? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''Also, that outfit looks familiar, but I can't place it... Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''And are you trying to scare me with that... totally scary costume? Well, it didn't work, all right?! And y-you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''Also, I gotta say, great outfit! Very classy! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''Also, you look amazing! Love the outfit! Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''Huh? Where'd you go? Not that it matters, since you WEREN'T INVITED!''"

*"''So now it's time for you to make like a bouquet and get thrown out!''"

*"''Get ready, Mario!''"

*"''Here's your happily ever after!''" (Bowser's last words before the final battle with Mario)

*"''Wah, Hah, HAH!''"

*"''Welcome to the [[Bowser Space]]! We've plenty of fun events!''"

*"''Now then, choose your event by roulette!''"

*"''Welcome to the Bowser Space, but you've got no [[Coin]]s or [[Star (Mario Party series)|star]]s.''"

*"''Well, I can't do anything to you. Oh well, it can't be helped. Here's 20 coins.''"

*"''Welcome to the Bowser Space! Huh? you've got no Coins!''"

*"''I guess I can't take any of these then. Well, I'll just trade 10 Coins for your Star.''"

*"''Why, it's a [[Minigame#Bowser minigames|Bowser Minigame]]!''"

*"''But the rules are a little different than usual.''"

*"''Everyone who loses, loses (number) Coins! Well, here we go!''"

*"''It's 1 on 3, and losers lose (number) Coins. Well, let's go!''"

*"''If you don't get at least 90 Points in [[Face Lift]], you lose (number) coins!''"

*"''Now for the results.''"

*"''(character list) each lose (number) coins!''"

*"''Oh my! only (character) loses (number) coins! I'll take those!''"

*"''What? Everybody wins? Well, I don't like you, so I'll just take (number) Coins!''"

*"''In the end, you lose (number) coins!''"

*"''Those other three each lose (number) coins!''"

*"''It's a tie, so everybody loses (number) Coins!''"

*"''What terrible people! They stole (number) coins!''"

*"''Whoa! Amazing! You didn't even get 1 Coin stolen! Well, that means I get to have 15 Coins!''"

*"''Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well! (character's name)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!! I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it! Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!!!''"

*"''It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!!! Let the Event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!! Ahh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"

*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I’m the pirate of all pirates, Cap’n Bowser!!! Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It’ll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!''"

*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I’ve got ye, Captain (character's name)!!! Arrgh! Be a good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye’ll meet the tip o’ me sword!''"

*"''My voyage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh! Smooth sailin’, mateys! Long live Cap’n Bowser!!!''"

*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!! Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!''"

*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (character's name)!! If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!''"

*"''Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (character's name)!! Oh, no! If'n ya ain't got no Coins, then Ah'm a-gonna git!''"

*"''My rootin' tootin' days are done... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya! I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!''"

*"''I discovered a (character's name)! Riddle time!!! What?!? No Coins??? Well! I won't waste any clever riddles on you!''"

*"''My journey has ended. You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits. Farewell! Long live riddles!''"

*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! I am the legendary wizard, Bowser! Welcome to the Haunted Forest, which I used my magic to create! Shall I use my magic on you and turn you into ghosts? Wah, hah, hah, hah, HAH!!''"

*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! Now I've got you, (character's name)! Now be a good pretty and give me all your Coins, or I'll test my magic on you!''"

*"''Hmm, hmm, hmm! I've got you now, (character's name)! Eh? No coins!?! Then I shan't waste a spell on you!''"

*"''My wanderings are over... Play a Mini-Game to regain your wits! Good luck in your travels! Bowser's magic is best!!!''"

*"''WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I’ve been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!! Now, you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!''"

*"''What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!''"

*"''I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!''"

*"''Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!''"

*"''Until next time, gwa ha ha!''"

*"''Welcome! Hunh!? You look just like me...''"

*"''In that case, you deserve this!''"

*"''It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!''"

*"''Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!''"

*"''One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!''"

*"''Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!''"

*"''I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff...''"

*"''Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!''"

*"''Huh? What just happened? So many losers, but no one lost?! Hmmm...''"

*"''Not much I can do. It's OK...this time!''"

*"''[[Donkey Kong]] ruined this! I'll leave quietly, but I'm not leaving without the coins!''"

*"''Huh!? What in the... At this rate, (character) is gonna beat all of you!''"

*"''If it's that easy, this ain't a Mario Party!''"

*"''Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!''"

*"''You're in luck! That's the Bowser Bonus! I'll give you a Ztar star because you're so lucky!''"

*"''Gwahaha! It's Bowser Time! I love bringing awfulness to the party!''"

*"''The mini-game wheel will choose your almost-certain, very probable DOOM!''"

*"''I'm going to make all of the losers hand over half/all their coins! I almost feel bad about it!''"

*"''Oooh, aren't you lucky? You get to hand over whatever the wheel chooses!''"

*"''Oh, this is a juicy prize! Hand over one of your stars!''"

*"''Gwahaha! How nice of you to stop and visit! I'll be sure to make your stay as uncomfortable as possible!''"

*"''Looks like you made it, chump! As your reward, I'm giving you a Shadow Star!''"

*"''GWAHAHA! Quiver with fear, wormy! BOWSER has arrived!''"

*"''What deliciously doomful deed will I do next? Gwahaha!''"

*"''If you lose to my devious [[Koopa Kid]]s... I'll borrow your mini-games! Oh... when I say borrow I really mean STEAL!''"

*"''That all you got, (character)? I've eaten [[Goomba]] jerky that was tougher than you!''"

*"''I always keep my promises... Especially when I promise to TAKE ALL YOUR MINI-GAMES! GWAHAH!''"

*"''Koopa Kids, you're a disgrace! That's it... No playing with your Mario action figure for a MONTH!''"

 

*"''OK. I'll let you hop into the next pipe.''"

*"''Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!''"

*"''Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!''"

*"''If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!''"

*''"Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!''"

*"''So, let's see how you did.''"

*"''Since you didn't beat my minigame, say good-bye to half/all of your coins!''"

*"''Why didn't you just give up!? Bah! This is insulting!''"

*"''Grrr! I hate to show you mercy, but you leave me no choice!!''"

*"''It's everybody's favorite time, [[Bowser Time|BOWSER TIME]]!''"

*"''Bwa ha ha ha!! Welcome to Bowser City!!''"

*"''I'm back with a vengeance, and I won't take no for an answer! Let's see what you're buying...''"

*"''It's a Golden Bowser Statue! You won't even find this on internet auction sites!''"

*"''Have a [[Koopa Kid Orb]]! You'll be the first on your block to own one!''"

*"''This is yours for... Wow! Only 20 coins! What a deal! I amaze even myself!''"

*"''Bwa ha ha! Don't be shy! Take it!''"

*"''Har! So you're a few coins short... Here, I'll chip in! I'm just that kind of guy!''"

*"''I've met my sales quota! Time to close the shop... Now get out!!''"

*"''Wha--?!? What's this...? You're totally broke! Grrr!''"

*"''You're so lame and hopeless! Here, take 10 coins and get lost! Scram! Beat it!''"

*"''Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I'm gonna raise a windmill! Stupid, no-good windmills...''"

*"''Hope you haven't been saving up coins in this one!! Down she goes!!''"

*"''Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! I crushed it like a paper cup! I'm sooooo strong and mighty!''"

*"''Bwahaha! Whoo-whoo! Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain!''"

*"''Welcome to my Bad-Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!''"

*"''Bwaha! I'll knock you OUT with my financial clout! One of you is gonna get your investments raided!''"

*"''I'll steal coins from this Hotel and wreck ya with my infest-ment! Termites got nothin' on me!''"

*"''Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!''"

*"''Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid?''"

*"''Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!!''"

*"''You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!''"

*"''Now go make mayhem!!''"

*"''How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!''"

*"''Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!''"

*"''Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!''"

*"''Bwahahaha! Now I don't even know where the Star is! Good luck, suckers! You're gonna need it!''"

*"''It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!''"

*"''That's my most dreaded attack, the [[Zero Flame]]!''"

*"''It's time for the [[Last Five Turns Event#Mario Party DS|Final 5 Frenzy]]!''"

*"''Let's see how you shrimps stack up!''"

*"''Haw, haw!''"

*"''Bwahaha! Aw shucks! Here's 1 star as a present for you!''"

*"''Be grateful for that! Bwahaha!''"

*"''Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!''"

*"''So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!''"

*"''Ah, phooey! This stinks!''"

*"''Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the [[Minimizer]]!''"

*"''You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!''"

*"''You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!''"

*"''You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!''"

*"''You gotta gimme charity! Stop your grumbling! You gotta give 10 coins to each player! Don't like helping your friends?''"

*"''There! Everyone best buddies now? Bwahaha!''"

*"''Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?''"

*"''Bwahaha! Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!''"

*"''Check out my [[Bowser's Pinball Machine|pinball machine]]! No one's got better games than me!''"

*"''OK, I got this great gadget for our final fight! Cower before the power of my new [[Megamorph Belt]]!''"

*"''Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!''"

*"''These Mini Stars are all MINE!''"

*"''Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's [[Magma Mine]]!''"

*"''I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!''"

*"''Presenting the ferocious [[Spike]] and the mighty [[Chain Chomp]]!!''"

*"''Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!''"

*"''I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!''"

*"''Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!''" (giving the players a 1-2-3 or 0-1 [[Dice Block]] in the Speed Star Colony captain event)

*"''Hey, captain (character)! My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!''"

*"''Let's see what you're in for...''"

*"''I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?''"

*"''Here you go! Just for you!''" (answering "Yes")

*"''Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!''" (answering "No")

*"''No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!''" (answering "No"; second option)

*"''I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!''"

*"''Everyone check their watch! That's right, it's Bowser time!!''"

*"''Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad.''"

*"''Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?''"

*"''I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!''"

*"''Here! I'll double your [[Banana]]s! You can thank me later!''"

*"''Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] [[Mini Star]]s left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!''"

*"''BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!''"

*"''Later, fools!''"

*"''Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!''"

*"''Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!''"

*"''My furious minion [[Wiggler]] will defeat you all!''"

*"''Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?''"

*"''At least pick a minigame you're good at!''"

*"''Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then.''"

*"''Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!''"

*"''What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!''"

*"''What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry...and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!''"

*"''Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that.''"

*"''If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming! Bwahaha!''" (If all players won in [[Reverse Minigame]])

*"''If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!''"

*"''You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!''"

*"''Wait, outer space? [[Bowser Station]]? THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!''"

*"''Witness my true power!''"

*"''I've failed. My dream of a having a castle decorated with Mini Stars is over...''"

*"''What's this? Why wasn't I invited to the party? BAH! I'll make my [[Bowser's Tower|own party]]! A party fit for Bowser. BWAHAHA!''"

*"''You're ALL invited to join me at this party! BWAHAHA!''"

*"''I've got some great ideas for party favors! Oh ho ho...''"

*"''Not so fast! Before I allow you to play another [[minigame]], I've got a surprise for you...''"

*"''It's a random punishment! BWAHAHA! Because climbing the tower isn't hard enough already.''"

*"''So we'll take a quick look at Bowser's List and see what delightful penalty I get to inflict! FUN!''"

*"''All right, hand over your Mario Party Points!''" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")

*"''(What am I going to do with all these things, anyway?)''" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")

*"''Uh...you know what? I'm feeling benevolent. You can keep your precious points. FOR NOW.''" (Roulette lands on "lose all your Mario Party Points")

*"''I'll just have to stop you myself!''"

*"''Meh, WHATEVER! The next [[Dry Bowser|guard]] is a close family friend. BWAHAHA!''"

*"''I hope you don't think I'm going to go easy on you or anything.''" (To Bowser Jr. in [[Bowser's Tower]])

*"''Aw, who am I kidding? There's a special place in my black heart for you, Son.''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)

*"''You're really a chip off the old block! I'm so proud... Sniff!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)

*"''I should be mad...but I'm just so proud! Good job, Son!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)

*"''BWAHAHA! A little father-son rivalry never hurt anyone. Bring it on, Son!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)

*"''Well, Junior always said he wanted to be a hero, so I gave him the opportunity.''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)

*"''BWAHAHA! Did you really think I'd let my own son defeat me like that? I hope you had fun playing the hero, kiddo!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower)

*"''Hey, Junior! Take [[Toad]] with you, and go back to the first floor!''"

*"''I guess you must have learned it from watching your dad! You're a good kid.''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''Although you are my son. I guess I'm a little proud...''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''Wow, though, I didn't realise you'd got this strong!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''That's my boy, all right!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''...I don't care if you are my son! I'll still take you down if you try to stop me!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''GA HA HA! Did you have fun playing the hero, son?''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''My boy here says he wants to be a hero, so I whipped up some more fun for the two of us!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''Don't forget, I'll always be waiting at the top of my tower, if you want to spend some quality time with your dad!''" (To Bowser Jr. in Bowser's Tower) (PAL)

*"''Oh, hello. Don't mind me! I'll just slip a [[Bowser Card]] into the deck and be on my way. BWAHAHAHAHA!''" (Handing out the Bowser Card in [[Shy Guy's Shuffle City]])

*"''BAH! Nobody apologizes on my behalf! I'll be back in 3 rounds with a fiendish surprise for the player with my card!''"

*"''Well, hello! I do believe it's penalty time! Let's see who has my precious Bowser Card...''" (Determining who gets the Bowser Penalty in Shy Guy's Shuffle City)

*"''What? We have a tie for last place? Well, leave it to me to break the tie!''"

*"''All right, time for another minigame! There are [[Bowser Dice Block|Bowser Dice Blocks]] on the line!''"

*"''BWAHAHAHA! The goal is just around the corner! So let's see who's in first...I mean, LAST place!''" (Showing the current standings in [[Bowser's Peculiar Peak]])

*"''What? It says that your fate is to go back X [[Space (Mario Party series)|spaces]]. This can't be right!''" (When the player goes back spaces in Bowser's Peculiar Peak)

*"''<player>! You freed me! Now gimme some of your Mini Stars!''" (After being freed)

*"''Now I'll just scatter some [[Bowser Space]]s around the board to liven things up a bit!''"

*"''OK! Think you can handle 10,000 Mini Stars?''"

*"''Aaaahahaha! Like I'd actually give 'em to you!''"

*"''What? You don't have any Mini Stars? Pathetic!''"

*"''Don't you dare keep me waiting, losers!''"

*"''Oh, and I've got a fun surprise for any wimps who can't keep up! BWA HA HA!''"

*"''Huh?! You've got no Stars? NONE?! BO-RING! Here, chump. Have this one.''"

 

*"''You escaped with [number] coins this time, but I dare you to try again!''"

*"''I wanna trounce Mario!''"

*"''I want Princess Peach to like me!''"

*"''Here you go Mario, good night.''"

*"''Long time, no see, Princess Peach!''"

*"''Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!''"

*"''Today your pathetic little attacks won't beat me.''"

*"''Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!''"

*"''With the power of the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]], I can finally have everything I've always wanted!''"

*"''Yes! Oh, yeah! I did it! I finally did it! I beat my old rival Mario! Yessss!''"

*"''I couldn't be happier, [[Bowser's diary|diary]]! I hope she likes me...''"

*"''Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?''"

*"''Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach.''"

*"''That jerk, Mario just beat the [[Koopa Bros.]] and [[Tutankoopa]]. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!''"

*"''Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!''"

*"''Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess.''"

*"''What's this [[Twink|whiny little glittery thing]]? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!''"

*"''Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!''"

*"''Ohhhhhhh, NOOO!!!! Mario defeated me...again... He always defeats me... This time I became invincible! And I STILL couldn't beat him! ''Darn it!!!!!"

*"''Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... [[Kammy Koopa|Kammy]]! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?''"

*"''Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!''"

*"''Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!''"

*"''[[Crystal Stars]]? They sound like great world–conquering tools! I want 'em!''"

*"''Do I... I LOVE Fried Eggs! LOVE'em!''"

*"''Gag... Ugh! I almost threw up just now! I CAN'T STAND FRIED EGGS!''"

*"''But...what a weird question. Why do you ask?''"

*"''AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!''"

*"''Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say–so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to [[Rogueport]], NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!''"

*"''I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greeting!''"

*"''Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!''"

*"''You're both too old.''"

*"''It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!''"

*"''Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head!''"

*"''I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!''"

*"''CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?''"

*"''Well, we're here! Now where's this stupid [[Poshley Sanctum]]? A Crystal Star's there, right?''"

*"''Great! About time something worked out for old Bowser! In we go!''"

*"''Wh–What? That's... disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!''"

*"''...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously.''"

*"''I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!''"

*"''DARN IT!''"

*"''Whoa, baby! Awesome! It opened! Talk about lucky! I guess rage really pays!''"

*"''Yes! This is it, Haggy!!! This is finally it!''"

*"''Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At last, I've gotten my mitts on a Crystal Star! YESSS!!!''"

*"''What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm...''"

*"''Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!''"

*"''Bowser, the Shadow Thief! Not A thief, the BEST thief! I'll be taking this, thanks!''"

*"''The great [[Koopa Koot]]! I'm taking this! Mess with me, and I'll bore you to death!''"

*"''Whuh-WHAAAAAAAAT?!? A FAKE?!?''"

*"''You have got to be kidding me. You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?''"

*"''ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!''"

*"''[[The Thousand-Year Door]]...? What in the heck is that?''"

*"''YAARGHH!!! Then I'm going there, too! IMMEDIATELY! And I'm gonna RUIN Mario!''"

*"''What's the matter? All tired from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings!''"

*"''Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!''"

*"''Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!''"

*"''Graaaaaaaaaaaagh! No more! Kammy! Take care of this, you burly hag, you...''"

*"''Listen well, my elite minion task force!''"

*"''It's time to initiate my awesome plot to invade Mushroom Castle! Today is the day I make my beloved Princess Peach ALL MINE! And if that weren't awesome enough, I'll ALSO stomp her little mustached buddies!''"

*"''Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!''"

*"''Hey! Who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions!''"

*"''Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!''"

*"''I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... [[Count Bleck]]!''"

*"''Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!''"

*"''Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!''"

*"''Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome lair...''"

*"''MARIO! …and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!''"

*"''No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!''"

*"''But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans.''"

*"''What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?''"

*"''Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario.''"

*"''NO! I'M NOT SWEET!''"

*"''Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid [[Pure Heart|Precious Heart]], or whatever you call it.''"

*"''Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating.''"

*"''Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!''"

*"''Who are you supposed to be, [[Dimentio|Mr. Frilly Pants]]? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?''"

*"''Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!''"

*"''Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!''"

*"''Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?''"

*"''Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!''"

*"''Good gravy, [[Squirps|you]]'re ugly!''"

*"''Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!''"

*"''Space niblet! You OK?''"

*"''Hrmm... [[Mr. L]]. What a nutjob.''"

*"''Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!''"

*"''Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?''"

*"''Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?''"

*"''WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!''"

*"''Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!''"

*"''Count Bleck, [[Floro Sapien]]s, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!''"

*"''What am I, blind? Shut up.''"

*"''Hey [[O'Chunks|O'Fatty]]! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously.''"

*"''You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist.''"

*"''Man, what a crybaby.''"

*"''You part of that [[Flint Cragley|idiot]]'s crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!''"

*"''Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!''"

*"''Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!''"

*"''Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, [[King Croacus IV|pretty boy]]? Let those [[Cragnon]]s go!''"

*"'''Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!''"

*"''I don't know who [[King Sammer|you]] are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!''"

*"''Outta the way, [[Mimi|pigtails]]!''"

*"''I'm all for being evil, but [[World of Nothing|this]] is overkill.''"

*"''Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell.''"

*"''Minions need to learn respect.''"

*"''That Mr. L freak is a total insano.''"

*"''Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!''"

*"''You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!''"

*"''Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!''"

*"''She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!''"

*"''Shut yon trap, [[Luvbi|fluffy]]! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!''"

*"''Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!''"

*"''Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?''"

*"''Are you the leader of all those [[Underwhere]] hoodlums?''"

*"''Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!''"

*"''Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!''"

*"''I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy.''"

*"''Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!''"

*"''Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!''"

*"''Bwa ha! Did I look worried? [[Shadoo]], boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!''"

*"''Who are you, [[Piccolo|Chirpy]]?''"

*"''Oh, COME ON! You're giving up already?''"

*"''BWAHAHA! Feast your eyes!''"

*"''I have harnessed the power of the [[black paint]]! Nothing can stop me now! Soon I will share the dark gift of black paint with the entire world! GWAHAHA! Later, chumps!''"

*"''Well, well, well. Mario! I must admit- I didn't think you'd make it this far.''"

*"''Your beloved Princess Peach is here too! I knew she wouldn't want to miss this. Of course, I couldn't have her sending out those pesky little letters behind my back... You know what she said when I caught her spying on me? "I've been framed!" BAHAHAHA!''"

*"''BWAHAHA! Put a lid on it, [[Huey|Rusty]]! I'll show you the true meaning of PAINT!''"

*"''Huh? Mario?! What are you doing in my castle, chump?! Is...is Princess Peach with you?''"

*"''GRAAAAAAAAARH! IGNORE THE WORDS I JUST SAID! SUFFER THE TRUE POWER OF BLACK PAINT!''"

*"''Running won't get you anywhere! This doesn't end until one of us drops. Most likely you!''"

*"''YOU DARE STEAL THE BLACK PAINT?! LET'S SEE YOU BLOCK...THIS!''"

*"''ARGH! THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO FACE...MY LAST BREATH!''"

*"''OK, NOW THIS IS *REALLY* MY LAST BREATH. THE OTHER ONE WAS A WARM-UP!''"

*"''Wha...? What's going on? MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a [[Mario Kart (series)|kart race]] scheduled for today? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRAIN, CHUMPS?! And why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?!''"

*"''I can see what you're about to do to my minion, and I order you to CUT IT OUT!''"

*"''Mario! You're here too? Well? What are you waiting for? Get me down from this thing! Even you know this is no way to treat royalty.''"

*"''I've got a body too! Those folded jerks just...bent it in ways that I won't describe in detail right now. It's seen worse, believe me.''"

*"''Never mind that! I am the great King Bowser, and I demand to be set free and unfolded!''"

*"''Now, Mario... Ignore your floating friend and get me down from here. Bowser commands you! I would do the same for you. You need me as much as I need you. ADMIT IT! Plus...I can tell you a secret after you free me. No one can resist a good secret! BWAHAHA!''"

*"''Hey! Don't just leave me hanging. Get me down from here!''"

*"''C'monnnn! I know we've had our differences, but you've gotta help me out here!''"

*"''Nooo! It's like pulling a bandage off halfway!''"

*"''...Oh. Kinda thought I'd just...unfold or something. Bah! No matter! Now, as for that secret I promised to tell you...there's a hidden exit in this room. I heard those jerks talking about it. Lousy, no-good, body-folding jerks... Now hurry up and find it! And I'll LET you bring me along when you escape.''"

*"''*huff* Hey, slow down! I'm walkin' with my face here! Nobody makes Bowser walk with his face! I mean...obviously they DID... But they're not gonna get away with it!''"

*"''She can't see me like this...''"

*"''Hey! I'm crisp!''"

*"''Now THAT is dysfunctional...''"

*"''Bwahaha! No wonder your cart is so slow. How long has that thing been stuck in the pipe?!''" (To Luigi after Mario finds the key to Peach's Castle stuck in one of the back pipes of Luigi's kart.)

*"''Ahhh...something came loose...''" (After the staple is removed.)

*"''YES! I'm back! We'll never speak of this again. Got it?!''" (After Mario returns him to normal by hitting him with his hammer.)

*"''BWAHAHA! That's right! Now, let's find that twerp brother of yours and see what HE thinks of me in all my glory... I also wouldn't mind showing Princess Peach that I'm not a sandwich board anymore.''" (After Olivia comments about how he is big, strong, and scary.)

*"''Hey, origami girl! Look at me. I'm Bowser! I breathe fire and punch through solid rock sometimes! You think I'm scared of that little twerp? Plus, I mean... I'm raising Junior! You think that's easy? Try parenting a high-energy kid with access to a flying car and his own army! Your brother doesn't scare me.''" (To Olivia before facing Olly.)

*"''I rule! Heh heh heh!''"

*"''Amateur!''"

*"''Do it!''"

*"''Go!''"

*"''GAH HA HA HA! There's no WAY you're ready for a round against ME. Keep practicing, pip-squeak!''"

*"''It takes guts to brag to me about winning two championships. I like it! You'd make a decent henchman.''"

*"''Green 'Stache!''"

*"''Mario! Do something super!''"

*"''Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!''"

*"''Urk... blaaargh...''"

*"''Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!''"

*"''Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my [[Bowser's Castle|castle]]!''"

*"''Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!''"

*"''I am Bowser The King!''"

*"''Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!''"

*"''We'll take my [[Koopa Cruiser]] and reach the [[Beanbean Kingdom]] in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!''"

*"''We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!''"

*"''Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, [[Luigi|Mr. Green]]. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway.''"

*"''Eh? What's with all the hoopla?''"

*"''You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?''"

*"''Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?''"

*"''Have it your way...''"

*"''Wh-whoa, where am I? What have I been doing?''"

*"''Gwah ha ha ha!''"

*"''This time, the [[Princess Peach|princess]] will be MINE, you fools!''"

*"''Huh? Mario and that green wimp are here? What are the odds? I'll admit, you handed me my shell before, but not this time! Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!''"

*"''Urgh...YUUUUCK!''"

*"''Gotta go!''"

*"''This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!''"

*"''This place belongs to ME, you [[Baby Bowser|twerp]]!''"

*"''YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!''"

*"''Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!''"

*"''Bwah ha ha! This little firebrand reminds me of a younger me. Look at him! The kid's got a flair of evil! I'm bringing him on board as my partner, and the two of us are gonna thrash you losers!''"

*"''GLAAAAAAARGH! [[Baby Bowser|Little dude]]! Get stronger and more evil! Always!''"

*"''SHNARFL? BLAARGH! Mmm...I can feel a power burning in my belly! What in the world did you feed me?''"

*"''Gwah hah hah hah! Aw, who cares what it was? I've been reborn!''"

*"''Mario! [[Luigi|Green 'Stache]]! And you brats, too! NO MERCY FOR YOU!''"

*"''Hey! Listen here! For now on, you guys get NO chance to attack! I'm gonna flatten you with an attack barrage, baby! Enjoy! Bwah ha!''"

*"''Bwah ha ha! Sorry! No attacking!''"

*"''You can't dodge 'em all!''"

*"''Grrrrrrr! You pesky bugs!''"

*"''Hungh?! WARGH! What?!''"

*"''SHOWTIME.''"

*"''Did somebody page the king of awesome?''"

*"''Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! [[Toadsworth]]! Back me up!''"

*"''MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!''"

*"''Gee, well pardon ME, your royal genius!''"

*"''Taste defeat? [[Midbus|You're]] gonna taste my fist, you little piglet!''"

*"'''Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?''"

*"''I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE.''"

*"''[[Wiggler Family#The Wiggler (Boss)|You]] like compost? I'll compost your face!''"

*"''A pox? [[Dr. Toadley|You're]] a pox!''"

*"''Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!''"

*"''GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, [[Blizzard Midbus|Mr. Ice Cube]]?''"

*"''GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!''"

*"''What's wrong with you? Your color is...weird! Well, whatever. I'll still win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!''"

*"''Hey... [[Dark Bowser|You]] just ACTED like [[Bowser|me]]. That doesn't mean you ARE me. You're no match for the real deal, original Bowser...''"

*"''Right...You... ...<small>LOST</small>.''"

*"''Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!''"

*"''BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!''"

*"''But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!''"

*"''What's this [[Dream Portal|stupid warpy thing]]?''"

*"''That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!''"

*"''You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!''"

*"''Blech! Say it, don't spray it, [[Antasma|dingbat]]! I don't "vork" with anyone! Get real!''"

*"''Huh?! What are you sayin', [[Antasma|batface]]?!''"

*"''Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!''"

*"''Hey, ugly! Learn to fly!''"

*"''Not bad! You look pretty evil!''"

*"''Solid! Let's do it! But, where to begin? THINK, MINIONS!''"

*"''You fools! Be more smart!''"

*"''Yes, I like it. You don't have to screech at me. Anyway, It's PERFECT for world conquering! And I will name it [[Neo Bowser Castle]]!''"

*"''YES! AWESOME! This thing is NASTY! With this castle, we can do whatever we want!''"

*"''Hmph! Mario and his buddies... All up in my castle. Guy is probably patting himself on the back for knocking my pad down! What a JERK.''"

*"''Whatever. Forget about them! Let's conquer the world already!''"

*"''Right, right. Dream energy, gotcha. Wanna conk out some minions?''"

*"''Yeah... You've got a point. I am pretty incredible.''"

*"''Let's do it! I'll throw a massive sleep-down right now!''"

*"''And when I wake up, Mario will be gone and I'll conquer the world! YEAH!''"

*"''Even here? In my DREAMS? Typical. You are the worst.''"

*"''You wanna know what’s in this head, pal? FEAR!''"

*"''Ha! Man, being in my dream just plain rules!''"

*"''Hey! You! Minions! Make with the meat! I've gotta power up to smash this guy!''"

*"''GOTTA CRUSH MARIO WITH A SINGLE PUNCH!''"

*"''Time to give up hope, Mario! In my dreams, I fear nothing! I can crush even you like a little red bug!''"

*"''Transforming into a giant... I invented that, bud!''"

*"''No way some green stache gets to bite MY style!''"

*"''Ah, time for my dream to finally come true! SHOWTIME!''"

*"''Wha--? Nowhere to go?''"

*"''IT AIN'T OVER YET, CHUMPS!''"

*"''Cornered again!''"

*"''THAT'S WHERE I'LL FINISH YOU!''"

*"''Time to say night-night!''"

*"'''''GAAHAAHAA! I FEEL GREAT! FINISHING YOU WILL BE CAKE!'''''"

*"''Mario! Green stache! How dare you invade my dreams?! That’s private Bowser time!''"

*"''Hmph! Vex? Whatever. Time to finish these twerps!''"

*"''Mario! Green stache! I'll be upstairs! Don't chicken out!''"

*"''Hmph! I don't work well with others!''"

*"''I mean you're an idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!''"

*"''I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!''"

*"''Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you.''"

*"''Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!''"

*"''Dream Stone! Disappear 'em.''"

*"''Wha?! The Dream Stone?! NOT YET!''"

*"''That [[Antasma|Antasma guy]] just stunk it up! AND [[Elite Trio|YOU GUYS]]! Actually...no. You did well by your normal standards.''"

*"''I'll be back!''"

*"''Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!''"

*"''You idiots! Stop jostling!''"

*"''Minion! What's the status of that plan of ours?''"

*"''What kind of progress report is that!?''"

*"''Speed it up! Get it done!''"

*"''And I want to nip this little Mario problem at the bud!''"

*"''Tell the minions to hunt them down and destroy them!''"

*"'''''ROOOOOOAR!'''''"

*"''Who the heck is this guy?!''"

*"''I don't know how you sneaked in, but get out!''"

*"''This is MY castle, you flimsy knockoff!''"

*"''Even your insults are knockoffs! Get out before I rearrange your face!''"

*"''Grrrrrr...''"

*"''Ugh, blech! That's nothing compared to my knuckle sandwich!''"

*"''Coming from you, that's a compliment!''"

*"'''''Get it right, [[Toad (species)|pip-squeaks]]!'''''"

*"'''''I'M Bowser!'''''"

*"''Hey, stop trying to steal my thunder, [[Paper Bowser|attention hog]]!''"

*"''Just keep firing! We've got enough cannonballs to overcome your pathetic aim!''"

*"''What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!''"

*"''What is it, son?''"

*"''Son, I'm busy right now. We can talk later.''"

*"''Junior! The princesses seem to have gone off for a stroll. Hostages aren't supposed to do that!''"

*"''And, I don't mean to just keep piling it on, but do you even SEE Mario over there?''"

*"''I suppose it doesn't matter now. We've finished the modifications to the castle. Heh heh...''"

*"''... What's wrong with you? Why are you just lying there?''"

*"''What did you DO to my son!?''"

*"''Junior! Wake up. I have something to show you...''"

*"''Kamek! Fire the boosters. NOW!''"

*"''What do you think, Junior? I call it... [[Neo Bowser Castle|NEO BOWSER CASTLE]]!''"

*"''Go on, take a look out the window. It'll cheer you up!''"

*"''Shhh. You're delirious. That's just a piece of garbage on the carpet.''"

*"''I'll rule the land with an iron fist!''"

*"''Yeah. Whatever.''"

*"''I'm gonna bury you with cannonballs! This is for giving Junior an owie! Fire!''"

*"''Boom! Nailed it!''"

*"''Bahahaha! Thanks to the hard work of a few unpaid Toads, we're flying in style!''"

*"''ARGH! Never speak of this to anyone!''"

*"''[[Iggy]]! [[Wendy]]! Fall back!''"

*"''Alright, that's it! [[Koopalings]]! End this...NOW!''"

*"''Your stubbornness is extremely annoying.''"

*"''...That way, we'll never see you and your stupid mustaches ever again!''"

*"''And the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] will be MINE!''"

*"''I meant what I said! You got a problem with that?''"

*"''And... other Mario! And Luigi...''"

*"''Where the heck am I?!''"

*"''What the heck just happened?!''"

*"''Who the heck is this guy?!''"

*"''Oh, puh-lease! YOU'RE the knockoff!''"

*"''I'd like to see you try!''"

*"''Grrrrrr...''"

*"''Have a hertz doughnut, paperweight!''"

*"''Ow, stop pulling my hair, you lousy cheat!''"

*"''What is it?! Can't you see I'm busy?!''"

*"'''''Hand over the princesses!'''''"

*"''You sound different than usual, Princess.''"

*"''Did you catch a cold?''"

*"''I want you to keep an eye on the princesses, Son.''"

*"''No one likes a whiner, Junior.''"

*"''Right, I almost forgot!''"

*"''Junior, I have a special surprise just for you!''"